Chapter Text
“Last time on Total Drama Island! Twenty two campers arrived and learned that they will be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark infested waters! Screaming Gophers won the first part of the challenge but thanks to the Killer Bass scariest team member they managed to close the gap. Unluckily for them Josee and her dirty trick caused them the challenge and sent them on the first elimination of the season. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, your local superfan creep Sierra got the boot and had to go down the dock of shame. Who will be eliminated today? Find out RIGHT NOW on Total! Drama! ISLAND!”
Intro Starts.
♪Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind.♪
Cameras pop out of different places as the main camera flies through the main camp onto a cliff and into the water.
♪You asked me what I wanted to be, and I think the answer is plain to see.♪
We can see Shawn hunting for fishes. After finally grabbing one, he takes a bite and immediately spits it out. The now bitten fish floats up above the water, where Bowie and Brick are talking on a canoe. The two look at the fish, Bowie confused and Brick traumatised, a second after a hawk dives and steals the fish.
♪ I wanna be famous. ♪
Cameron can be seen investigating the wild life when the fish falls on him, crushing him in the process. The camera pans out to Duncan laughing and Crimson looking at him expressionlessly.
♪ I wanna live close to the sun, well pack your bags cause I already won. ♪
Up the waterfall, Jen and Josee are seen squabbling on a floaty, neither of them notice the drop up ahead and both of them fall screaming. On the bottom there is a log where Scarlett is looking at some notes when Lauren swoops in on a vine, crashing into the brainiac.
♪ Everything to prove nothing’s in my way I’ll get there one day. ♪
Lauren and Scarlett fly up ahead into a toilet, from which Lindsay falls out. The camera flies to the kitchen where Chef can be brewing… something? He looks confidently at Max and Dave, who are trapped there by ropes. The two give each other horrified looks.
♪ Cause I want to be famous. ♪
On the other side of the table, Brody and Bridgette are arm wrestling but appear to be in a stalemate. Outside the cabins, Sierra with stars in her eyes and a way more unimpressed Zoey are looking at Justin, who is checking himself out in two mirrors.
♪ Na na na na na na na na na. ♪
Then a shark jumps above a seagull who is later dragged into the water by an octopus, while at the end of the doc Nichelle is doing some stunts with a fire baton.
♪I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous!♪
She finally throws it into the air and as it goes down it transforms into a campfire in a transition. Carrie and Damien can be seen sitting next to each other at the campfire looking at each other lovingly, while Junior pops out behind them with a smug look on his face. The camera pans out to show every camper also sitting at the campfire, whistling as the intro comes to an end.
Chris walks up to the cabins with an airhorn and a megaphone. The host chuckles as he puts the airhorn to the megaphone and blasts it, waking up everybody from both teams.
Nichelle slams her head against the bunk above her “OOW. What the fu- DO I LOOK LIKE A FARMER TO YOU.” She yells from her bed.
“Oh my god… I don't wanna wake up so badly.” Bowie says lazily.
“C'mon team, we lost the last challenge but I just know this is our time to shine!” Brick exclaims already in his regular clothing and out of bed.
“How are you up already dude.” Damien asks on the verge of falling asleep again.
Confessional - Brick
“In the military camp’ waking up at six a.m. was when we got a good night's rest!”
He says somewhat proudly.
static
All the campers are now located before Chris waiting for his announcement.
“Morning campers! Hope you slept well.”
A few contestants groaned at the comment
“I hope you did cause your next challenge begins”
He looks at a wristwatch
“now!”
“What about breakfast?”
Junior asks.
“You'll get it after the challenge!”
Chris responded which got a lot of negative reaction from the campers
.
“Seriously!?”
From Cameron.
“That's preposterous!”
From Max
.
“Whatever.”
From Crimson.
“Aaanyway,”
Chris raised his voice
“You will do a light jog, only a 20km run around the lake!”
The entire cast groaned in annoyance.
Confessional - Zoey
“I'm slowly starting to think… joining this show was a bad idea.”
static
All the campers were now on a starting line, waiting for Chris to give a signal to go.
“On your marks. Get set. GO!”
All the contestants took off, some ran, some walked and some sprinted with Bowie taking the lead.
Confessional - Bowie
“We are NOT losing another challenge. And I'm gonna ensure that even if we lose, I don't have anything to worry about.”
static
Crimson and Lauren are seen walking together.
“Nah, Inhabitant Sinful 7 Contamination is easily the best. It was so gory, ah I love it!”
Lauren clapped her hands.
“Debatable.”
The goth responded.
Damien, who was running by, saw them slacking and stopped near them.
“Why are you two not running? You wanna lose us the challenge!?”
“I don't run.”
Crimson responded blankly.
Damien was about to respond but Lauren quickly cut in.
“And if you have a problem with that, I'll break your spine!”
She said with a murderous smile.
Damien looked at her in horror for a second but quickly started running away
“Okaythengoodluckandgoodbye!”
Confessional - Damien
“YOU. CANNOT. SAY THAT!”
He said horrified.
static
The screen cuts to Brody and Junior running and talking
.
“Next question, what’s your favourite Dinosaur Ninja movie?”
Brody asks.
Both of them answered at the same time
“Dinosaur Ninja 4: Rise of the Caveman Wizard!”
“Same answer again! Let's go bro.”
Junior said and high fived the surfer dude.
“I was in that movie!”
Nichelle butted in the conversation.
“Uhhhh okay. And?”
Junior asks unamused.
“Wait, you were in a movie?”
Brody asks, confused.
“Duh?”
Nichelle looks at him flabbergasted
“I'm a MOVIE star.”
“YOU'RE A WHAT!?”
Brody said with a shocked expression.
Confessional - Brody
“Junior is pretty chill to hang around with! Don't know what that lady was about though, if you’re an actress wouldn't you have like, loads of money? Why would she be here?”
static
Shawn is running as he sees Scarlet casually walking without a care. He stops to ask her about it.
“Why aren’t you running?”
The brainiac raises a brow at him and continues to move forward without responding.
“Ooooor you can just not answer me, whatever.”
Confessional - Scarlett
“I can not be the only person here smart enough to realize that running is just supposed to exhaust us for the next part of the challenge. Right?”
static
Lauren and Crimson walk into the dining area with most of the other campers but Cameron, Brody, Scarlett and Junior sitting and waiting for the rest. There appears to be a big purple curtain hiding something in the room. The two take a seat at one of the tables, but suddenly Brody and Junior burst into the room, the surfer dude carrying passed out Cameron in his arms.
“CLEAR A TABLE, QUICK!”
Junior commands as Brody throws Cameron on one of the free tables and starts doing first aid.
“Where is Scarlett!?”
Bridgette complained.
Right on cue Scarlett walks through the door.
“What took you so long? Because of you we lost the challenge!”
Bridgette whined at the brainiac. Scarlett just shrugged and moved to take a seat.
“Wait, If they lost. That means we won the challenge!”
Justin cheered.
The rest of the team joined him in cheering. Even Cameron raised his arms in the air.
“Woah hold your horses guys. That wasn't the challenge.”
The host said with a maniacal grin.
“What did he just say?”
Carrie gulped.
“Obviously.”
Scarlett grumbled.
“Who’s hungry!?”
Chris said while pulling the curtain showing a delicious gourmet meal.
Confessional - Bridgette
“After a whole week of eating brown sludge, I almost cried when I saw that buffet.”
static
Confessional - Brody
He can be seen bawling in the confessional
“I'm sorry but, THE FOOD… ITS SO BEAUTIFUL.”
static
Carrie and Damien are eating food and casually chatting as Bowie comes up to them.
“Sup dude.”
Damien greets the taller boy.
“No time for small talk. We need to talk strategy.”
Bowie said sharply.
Carrie and Damien look at eachother confused as Bowie elaborates.
“Our alliance only has three people.”
“Only? I think that's plenty.”
Damien responds.
“On a ten person team? An alliance of three barely gets any control of the vote!”
Bowie scoffed.
“Oh, right.”
Damien responded sheepishly.
Carrie put a hand on Damiens shoulder
“So how many do you think we should have?”
Bowie thought for a second
“Four should be fine. Five does give us immediate control over the team, but it could also break apart easily.”
“So who should we add?”
Carrie pondered.
“NOT CRIMSON OR SCARY GIRL!”
Damien immediately shouted, making Carrie back away.
“Yeah that's fair.”
She responded
“Also not Max or Duncan. They’re both way too hard to work with.”
Bowie nodded
“Scarlett seems to be smart for her own good, which leaves us with… Bridgette or Brick.”
“I say we go with Brick, he seems way more trustworthy.”
Damien noted.
“Good Idea.”
Carrie complimented
Confessional - Carrie
“Damien’s so smart… I mean, I'm glad to be in an alliance so early on!”
static
“It's soooo nice to finally eat normal food!”
Lindsay told Zoey as the two of them were sitting alone.
The redhead chuckled
“Can agree on that.”
Lindsay picked up a fish finger and looked at it puzzled.
“Something wrong?”
Zoey asked
“What… is that?”
“It's a fish stick.”
“Weird.”
Lindsay doubted
“I’ve never seen a rectangular fish.”
This time Zoey straight up laughed out loud and started explaining to Lindsay the concept of fish sticks. The camera backs down to reveal Josee that's been looking at the two with a mischievous grin.
Confessional - Josse
“So, I need to find two people here to form an alliance with early on, someone dumb or desperate enough to do whatever I say. I think I just found my picks.”
She said mischievously
static
The camera shows that the entire food has been eaten with all the campers groaning.
“Alright campers, it's time for the second part of the challenge.”
Chris announced.
“I thought eating was the second part.”
Shawn said, holding his stomach.
“Haha, no.”
Chris mocked
“Because it's time for the… AWAKE-A-THON!”
“The what-a-thon?”
Junior asks.
“Don’t worry, this is an easy one. The team with the last camper awake wins invincibility.”
“So, what you're saying is, the 20k run and the eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?”
Dave guessed.
“Correctomundo.”
Standing next to him was Jen who snapped her fingers
“Damn he’s good.”
“MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!”
Chris yells through a megaphone as the campers start leaving the cafeteria.
Carrie walked up to Damien
“So how long do you think it will be before everyone is down cold?”
She asks.
“Probably like, an hour.”
As he responds Brody on the verge of being awake moves to the campgrounds
“Maybe less.”
The camera cuts to the sun moving and the timer in the top right corner of the screen indicating that twelve hours have passed.
“Twelve hours have passed and all the campers are still wide awake.”
The host said in a monotone voice.
Brody suddenly screams
“Stay awake for twelve hours? I can do that in my sleep. WOOHOO!”
“I know right!”
Junior cheered.
“Hey little dude, how about a bet? Whoever stays awake the longest wins… s-something.”
Brody places his hand ready for a high five.
“You’re on.”
Junior high fives the surfer dude.
Brody immediately falls to the ground as their hands touch.
Junior looks blankly at Brody for a second
“Ha, I won!”
he says proudly and falls to the ground asleep a second later.
Dave quickly glances at Jen who facepalms at the scene. He looks the other way to see Lindsay doing a headstand
“What are you doing?”
“Trying to get the blood to rush to my head. I think it's working!”
She responds.
“I'm positive it does not.”
Cameron says blankly.
Zoey looks at Lindsay curious. After a second she shrugs and also does a headstand.
“Great, another imbecile.”
Dave huffs and crosses his arms.
“It's better than just sitting around doing nothing!”
The redhead rebuttals.
Confessional - Dave
“This team is a bust.”
static
Camera cuts to a different scene in which Josee is seen walking away from the main group with Lindsay and Zoey.
“Okay,”
Josee starts talking
“I have a plan to take me and two other people to the final two. And I’ve chosen you guys.”
“Ooo, Ooo, like an alignment?”
Lindsay smiled.
“Alliance.”
Zoey corrects.
“Oh right.”
“How can we know you can be trusted?”
Zoey points a finger at the ice dancer. Obviously being suspicious of her.
“Why would I make an alliance just to betray it immediately? Obviously I want to make it far in this game.”
Josee rolls her eyes.
“I guess we can… ally.”
Zoey extends her hand and the two share a handshake.
Confessional - Zoey & Lindsay
“We made an alliance, Zoey!”
Lindsay cheers.
“Yeah… but can we be sure that trusting Josee is the best idea?”
“Oh cmoooon, what could go wrong.”
static
Bowie is seen walking up and sitting next to Brick
.
“How are you holding up?”
He asks
“Good. Those years training for the military are finally paying off.”
Brick responds proudly.
“Good for you.”
Bowie yawns
“I actually wanted to offer you something.”
Brick raised his brow
“And what is that?”
“You see me and some other ‘normal’ people on the team were thinking of making an alliance, and we decided you would be a perfect fit. You’re in?”
The soldier can be seen pondering for a second but quickly responds
“Sure, why not?”
“Perfect.”
Bowie said and the two share an awesome fistbump.
Confessional - Brick
“Second day challenge and I'm already making allies! For everyone who laughed at me, because ‘auditioning for this show was a bad idea for a ‘stick up like me’ look who’s laughing now!”
static
Duncan yawns
“Man, how did we go from cliff jumping to this.”
Scarlett walks up to him
“Well, it's common knowledge that in tv first impressions are the most important so-”
“Damn nerd you know what a rhetorical question is?”
The punk mocked the brainiac.
“That is not how you use rhetorical questions.”
Scarlett rolled her eyes.
“HELLO Minions!”
Max appears out of nowhere.
Scarlett's shoulders tensed as she heard the self proclaimed evil genius voice and she gritted her teeth.
“Great.”
“What do you want, dorkus?”
Duncan snickered.
“Do NOT call me dorkus, you mere mortal.”
“Or what?”
The punk stands up from his seat and clenches his fists.
“No need to get aggressive.”
Max grunted.
“Can you two stop bickering? Get to the point, Max.”
Scarlett interjects their banter.
“I am here to propose an alliance! You two are the only minions on this worthless team that I would consider kind of useful. Your brawn, your smarts and my charisma will surely lead us to the top! And just so you know, the evil mastermind does not take no as an answer.”
The evil genius boasted.
Duncan and Scarlett looked at each other in disbelief. The punk chuckled
“We’ll think about it dude.”
Confessional - Duncan
“There is no way-”
static
Confessional - Scarlett
“I would ever ally myself-”
static
Confessional - Duncan
“With that fucking-”
static
Confessional - Scarlett
“Imbecile.”
static
Confessional - Max
“I got this game in the bag. These two won't even see it coming when I eventually betray them!”
static
The camera cuts to 12 hours later. Bridgette, Scarlett and Max asleep from the Killer Bass and Cameron asleep from the Screaming Gophers.
“Congratulations campers, you made it to the twenty four hour mark! Time to take things up a notch.”
The host said while taking a few bedtime stories books.
“Fairy Tales!”
“Oh he is not serious!”
Jen complained.
Chris took one of the books and started reading
“Once upon a time, there was, inside this boring kingdom. A boring village, and inside this boring, sleepy village. Filled with very boring children who did very boring things…”
As the campers started yawning from boredom, Chef in a ballerina outfit started dancing and throwing suspicious dust everywhere.
Duncan stared wide eyed at the scene
“Please tell me I'm not the only one that is seeing Chef doing gymnastics right now.”
“Oh you are NOT the only one.”
Nichelle said as Chef threw some dunt on her face. She immediately fell asleep.
Camera fades to black. When it's over the screen shows that the forty hour mark has just been hit.
Carrie and Damien are talking by the campfire, both on the verge of falling asleep.
“Okay, favourite song.”
Damien asks the blond.
“She would be loved. Favourite colour?”
Damien thinks for a moment and then responds
“Midnight green.”
After answering he yawns.
“Hey, don't fall asleep here. What about uhhhh favourite movie moment.”
Damien looks away
“You gonna think it's cheesy.”
Carrie puts a hand on his shoulder
“I promise I won’t.”
“Okay, the kiss at-”
Damien doesn't get to finish his sentence as something appears behind them yelling
“BOO!”
The cowardly boy screams in terror and runs away with his hands in the air. This makes the mysterious person giggle, a giggle that Carrie recognizes.
“Lauren! Why did you do that!?”
“Well, everyone knows that you get less sleepy when scared! I was just helping.”
She said innocently.
“Can’t you go scare someone else.”
Carrie complained.
“I tried scaring Crims but she’s like unscerable! So I gave up and went after someone else.”
Confessional - Lauren
“I totally only did this cause it was funny.”
static
Confessional - Crimson
“She tried scaring me thirteen times… Endearing.”
static
Josee can be seen trying her hardest to stay awake.
“Lindsay, we need to talk strategy.” She bumps her shoulder, but she doesn't respond “LINDSAY!”
“Huh? Oh yeah, totally.” The blond manages to get out before falling asleep
“Great, Zoey?” The Ice Dancer calls out to the redhead. Zoey was already asleep however, this makes Josee groan and fallback also falling asleep.
The camera moves to Dave and Jen who were chatting together. Shawn comes up to them. “Sup guys.”
“What do you want?” Jen asks somewhat aggressively.
“Just… talk? I don't know man, this challenge is so BORING!” Shawn sits next to them and after a few seconds of awkward silence he asks a question “So how did you two survive for so long?”
“I'm sharing a fashion blog with a friend of mine. Sometimes I had to take all nighters to write just one review. After a white you kinda get used to it and run more on coffee then actual well earned sleep. You?”
“Zombie Survival Training!” He boasted.
“Why would you- actually, nevermind. I don't think I want to know.” Dave finally joins the conversation “I’m training to be a mechanic, and whenever I have to do something big like replacing an engine for example, I like to work at night.”
“Woah, didn't know you are a mechanic in training.” Jen trailed off.
“We’ve known each other for… three days?” Dave shrugs.
“A key to a good team is knowing your teammates.” Shawn points out “So how about we use this time to learn something about us!”
Jen and Dave look at each other with uncertainty but quickly shrug it off and start talking.
Confessional - Jen
“Despite his weird hobby, Shawn isn't the weirdest person I've ever talked to. He’s actually quite nice when you actually take him and the stuff he’s saying with a grain of seriousness.”
static
The camera cuts to Bowie and Brick passively talking to keep both of them awake.
“The lack of sleep is starting to get to me.”
Bowie mentions.
The soldier raised his brow
“What do you mean?”
“I'm starting to see things, or I guess in this case not seeing them.”
Bowie blurted, which made the boy next to him look at him worried.
“I’ve been staring at Justin for like five minutes now and haven't seen him blink ONCE.”
He narrowed his eyes at the pretty boy.
After hearing that, Brick looked in the direction of Justin
“Actually, his eyes do look kind of… weird.”
“They’re painted, idiots.”
Crimson scoffed from the other side of the Killer Bass side.
“WHAT!?”
Brick put his hands on his head in disbelief.
Lauren popped out from behind Crimson and started giggling to herself
“Oooh I gotta check it.”
She skipped towards Justin and pressed one of her fingers to his cheek. This made the eye-candy’s real eyes shot wide open, revealing they were in fact painted.
“They are painted!”
Bowie stood up from his seat, and pointed at Justin.
“Shut up. Oh, I’ve got to see this.”
Chris said, running up to the aforementioned boy.
“That is so freaking cool man, but you're still out.”
“It ponders my mind how it took you this long to figure it out.”
Dave ridiculed the other team.
“Hey!”
Brick shot back at Dave
“It's not like you figured it out much sooner.”
“I did, it's just that I didn't want our team to be down to three members while your team still has SEVEN.”
“Actually, we only have four. Carrie and Damien fell asleep a while back and Duncan went to the bathroom twenty minutes ago. Doesn't take a genius to figure out what he’s doing.”
Crimson pointed out.
“Oh, whatever then.”
Dave said sheepishly.
Confessional - Duncan
He is sleeping
static
A big timeskip happens, with the timer in the corner showing that eighty hours have passed. Both teams lost a member, Bowie for the Killer Bass, and Dave from the Screaming Gophers.
Chris came back to the rest of the barely awake five campers remaining, sipping a cup of coffee.
“Cmon fall asleep already!” He taunted.
Jen threw herself at him “I NEED that coffee! I'll even eat the grinds.”
“Hehe, no. You five, stay with me. Everyone else, go take a shower, you all STINK.” The host commanded the contestants eliminated in the challenge.
Chris walked over to the middle of the campsite. “I didn't want it to come to this. I said that to Chef Hatcher last night, I said ‘Chef, I didn't want it to come to this, but darn it, these campers are tough.’ And so, I’ve come up with the most boring, sleep inducing activity I could find.”
Confessional - Shawn
“I lasted this long, and I'm not just gonna fall asleep here. I don't know what you have planned but, BRING. IT. ON.”
static
The host picks up a book and places it on the pedestal
“The history of Canada, a pop-up book. Chapter one, the beaver. National symbol and a ‘dam’ fine hat...”
All of the remaining contestants groaned in agony as the camera cuts to all other contestants moving to the cabins, and focuses on Brody and Junior specifically.
“Soooo”
Junior starts a conversation
“What’s my prize for staying awake longer.”
He looks at Brody smugly.
“Hmmmmm… Bragging Rights.”
Brody suggests.
“... I'm cool with that.”
The younger boy nods.
Just as Junior is about to say something, Nichelle comes up to them
“You literally outlasted him for like one second. What’s there to brag about?”
“Still outlasted.”
He boasted.
The actress looked at Brody confused
“You're not gonna say anything?”
“What am I supposed to say? The little bro is right.”
He shrugs.
Confessional - Brody
“I don't know what that lady's problem is. That's the second time today she has interrupted our very impactful conversation.”
static
“I never expected a sleeping challenge to be so… well CHALLENGING.”
Cameron said as he stretched.
“I know right.”
Zoey joined him
“I thought this challenge was gonna be a breeze.”
“Well, I'll take sleeping over jumping off cliffs any day of the week.”
The bubble boy said while correcting his glasses.
“Ha, can agree with that.”
Zoey laughed. She was about to continue her conversation with Cameron, but someone grabbed her arm and pulled her aside.
“What do you think you're doing talking with him!?”
Josee interrogated the redhead.
Zoey looked confused at the ice dancer not sure what the other girl was talking about
“Uh, what? I don't see a problem.”
“He is useless. Have you even looked at him? He looks like a stick.”
Josee scoffed.
“You know that I'm right here.”
Cameron said as the camera pointed to him
“You didn't pull her that far away.”
“Did I stutter?”
Josee said as she stepped closer to Cameron with threatening intentions.
The bubble boy took the hint and ran away.
Confessional - Cameron
He clutches his knees and is shaking
“That woman is TERRIFYING!”
static
Confessional - Zoey
“I don't see the problem with hanging around someone that might not be as good physically as you. Don't get me wrong Josee is still my ally, but maybe I should be more wary about her.”
static
Scarlett is seen walking through as Max runs up to her.
“YOU. I demand you to stand still.”
He yells to the brainiac.
Scarlett visibly sighs but reluctantly looks at the shorter boy
“What?”
“I demand that we start thinking of our strategy.”
He points at his ‘ally’.
“If we want to rule this game we need to get more numbers! Especially if we lose this contest.”
Scarlett looks at him unamused
“So who are you thinking?”
“I don't know, that's why I asked you, minion.”
He rolls his eyes.
The brainiac's eye twitches but she still responds in a calm manner
“Try asking Crimson and Lauren after the challenge, they seem to not be allied with anyone yet.”
“Hmmmm, good idea! I knew you were not useless after all. I shall go bring the news to Duncan this instance.”
The self proclaimed evil genius said as he ran presumably to go to Duncan.
Confessional - Max
“The alliance of EEEEVIL is expanding. Soon enough this island will be transformed to my grand EEEEVIL lair.”
static
Confessional - Scarlett
“I only suggested those two because I not so secretly hope that Lauren mauldes him to death. On an unrelated note, has anyone else noticed that those supposed eighty hours felt more like fifteen minutes?”
static
The camera cuts back to the challenge where Chris is reading more of the book
“Which of course was the precursor for the discussions leading to the war of 1812.”
While he says that, it can be seen that Jen and Brick have both fallen asleep.
“Auuughhh”
The host groans
“Can you people fall asleep already? Like actually, how are you three still awake!?”
“NEVER!”
Lauren yells proudly
“”Right Crims?”
“Y-Yea-”
The goth responds quieter and more tired than usual. A second later she falls asleep.
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Lauren screeches so loud that it can be heard on the entire island.
Chris and Shawn both cover their ears and the latter comments
“And I thought Lindsay could scream!”
She stomps the ground and crosses her arms
“I am NOT competing without Crimson.”
“What?”
The two guys ask in confusion.
Lauren answers their question by falling asleep on the spot.
Shawn and Chris exchange a look of confusion and the survivalist asks
“So does that mean I win?”
The host took Shawns arm and sent it into the air
“YES IT DOES! SHAWN YOU WIN THE AWAKE-A-THON! This means that the Screaming Gophers win AGAIN and we’ll see the Killer Bass at the elimination AGAIN.”
The camera fades to black.
Brick is sitting in the cafeteria eating chef’s ‘food’. While he is eating the mush, Bowie comes up to him and shoulders him to follow him.
The two boys arrive near one of the cabins where Carrie and Damien are already waiting for them. The former writes something in what appears to be a diary.
“Oooooh, what are you writing?”
Damien asked.
Carrie blushed and quickly hid the diary behind her
“N-Nothing.”
“Focus, we need to pick our target.”
Bowie scoffed.
“SCARY GIRL!”
Damien immediately laid out his target.
To that Brick shook his head
“I will not be voting for Lauren. She lasted the longest out of our team.”
“Gotta agree with Brick here. We are not voting out someone useful again.”
Bowie added
“So who are you thinking?”
Carrie asked.
“Max, he is the definition of useless.”
He quickly answered.
“Hey, It's not fair to talk trash about someone without them being here to defend themselves.”
Brick crossed his arms.
“Was I wrong though?”
Brick tried to form a response but gave up.
The camera cuts to the different cabin where Lauren and Crimson were chatting. Suddenly Max comes up to them.
“You two shall listen to your overlord right now.”
The two stop their conversation to look at the short boy.
“Or what?”
Crimson threatens in her usual stoic voice while Lauren comes up to him cracking her knuckles.
“I-I j-just wanted to tell you that… uhhh me. Duncan and Scarlett are voting for Brick thanks for your vote bye.”
Max exhales super quickly and just as quickly he runs away. The two girls look at each other in thought.
Confessional - Crimson & Lauren
“Should we vote with him?”
Lauren asked sarcastically.
“No.”
…
“Okay I know being emotionless is your thing but you could at least play along this once.”
“We’re not voting with him.”
static
Camera cuts to all the Killer Bass at the elimination.
“So, Killer Bass”
Chris behind the elimination
“Second loss in a row, not a good look for the team. Chef, you can quickly remind them of who to blame.”
“LAUREN!”
“WHAT!? I lasted the longest.”
The scary girl glared at him.
“Yes, but you also fell asleep on command just because your little friend got out, you probably could’ve won if you didn't do that.”
“SCARLETT!”
“You got you first.”
“Whatever.”
Scarlett deadpans.
“AAAND DUNCAN!”
“You fell asleep on the toilet, that's just embarrassing, man.”
Duncan was about to respond but Chef quickly shut him up
“NOW GET VOTING!”
Voting Booth
*Bowie*
He writes down his vote with a blank expression.
*Scarlett*
She grins while putting her vote in the urn.
*Crimson*
She writes down her vote emotionlessly.
*Brick*
He hesitates a bit but still writes down his vote.
*Damien*
He puts his vote in the urn with a confident look.
*Bridgette*
She looks back at the team and writes her vote.
*Lauren*
She giggles to herself and writes down the vote.
*Duncan*
He shrugs while putting the vote in the urn.
*Carrie*
She taps her chin with the pen but quickly writes down the vote.
*Max*
He looks devilishly at the vote that he puts in the urn.
“Alright.”
Chris starts
“All the votes are in! The person with the most will be the second person voted out right here on Total Drama Island! First vote goes to…”
“Brick.”
The soldier raises his brow in confusion.
“Max.”
He grins at Brick.
“Max.”
“Max. That's three votes Max and one vote Brick.”
“Max.”
“Max. That's five votes Max and one vote Brick.”
The self proclaimed evil mastermind rolls his eyes.
“The second person eliminated from Total Drama Island is...”
“MAX! With a humongous nine votes.”
“WHAT!?”
The boy in question sits up and grabs his head.
“I honestly can't believe that you're shocked.”
Bridgette responds unamused.
“YOU! YOU ALL WILL PAY FOR THIS. I WILL COME BACK TO THIS ISLAND WITH MY GRAND EVIL ARMY AND ILL-”
He doesnt get to finish as Chef picks him up by the shirt and throws him on the boat.
“And nothing of importance was lost.”
Duncan comments.
Chris goes in front of the camera.
“And another ‘wonderful’ contestant got eliminated. Will the Killer Bass be able to break their loser streak? And who will be eliminated next? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!”
*Max audition tape*
He is in a room that looks more like an evil lair than an actual teenage room.
“I feel being the contestant on Total Drama would be a great first step to… TAKING OVER THE WORLD MUAHAHA! And also meeting people, I don't get out much. But before you cast me I shall warn you. I am EEEEVIL”