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WE GOT THE POWER
chandelusion: does anybody else have a manipulative life ruining twink that keeps harassing them
Pure Vanilla: I wouldn't use those words but it's happening right now.
chandelusion: evil twink lvl 100 with the slutty actor skin
maelstrom: what could that possibly mean
chandelusion: there's an evil twink in my dms telling me to spread lies and gossip
im tempted my ex is racist and i wanna talk shit
Pure Vanilla: That's amazing Chandelure. Have you considered therapy?
radience: and you have?
Pure Vanilla: Yes I go to therapy.
chandelusion: evil life ruining twink who copies my hyperfixations, my looks, my personality, steals my friends, is the most manipulative toxic bitch ever, thinks he can do no wrong, slutty bitch who moves on right after dumping me hope the fake brain tumor he made up is getting him 🖕
imsohot: hate to tell you this buddy but you are not the main character
chandelusion: whatttt nooooo
what are you talking about im definitely not a self insert
thunderbringer: and im the goddess of sunshine and rainbows
chandelusion and theshowmustgoon
chandelusion: oh great evil twink the show must goon
theshowmustgoon: I'm oh so sorry to inform you it's "The show must go on."
And I'm not an evil twink
chandelusion: oh great evil twink of deciet and lies
should i talk shit about my ex to strangers online?
and should i goon to venom dough cookie
theshowmustgoon: B-but I thought I was your one and only purple haired bitch?
chandelusion: shut up i know ur into that silver faerie twink
itts t4t at its finest
twink4twink
theshowmustgoon: in that case no more gooning
no more venom dough
chandelusion: BOO YOU WHORE
🖕
theshowmustgoon changed their name to theshowmustgo-on
chandelusion: you truly are evil twink final boss
theshowmustgo-on: nah that's my mom
WE GOT THE POWER
treehugger: what's an evil twink
White Lily: an evil twink is an feminine gay man that takes pleasure in lying to others and generally being a horrible person
treehugger: oh so like fire spirit
imsohot: WHAT
WINDY
treehugger: im kidding, you're not evil
thunderbringer: yes he is shut up fagatron 2039
dilf: Let's not call eachother evil.
The slurs I know i can't stop.
imsohot: shut up mom
silence from you
thunderbringer: you're cut off
maelstrom: from talking
treehugger: all three of you need to be sedated
imsohot: BUT BABY PLEASE TAKE ME BACK
I CAN GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED FROM A MAN
or from a woman
HGNNNNN GFFHNDNSNSNS
White Lily: Gender is a social construct made by the witches to opress us.
milf: Be whatever gender makes you happiest. What matters is who you are and feeling good in your dough, not the oppressive thoughts of others.
Pure Vanilla: Wise words indeed. I 100% agree.
thunderbringer: yeah cuz ur also a huge homo
imsohot: guys stop stereotyping me
it's so hard being a gay man
thunderbringer: 😐
maelstrom: men 😮💨
thunderbringer: u get me girl
id date u if u were more nonchalant
maelstrom: i'd date you if you were a writer
mightoftheseas: that feels a bit specific child
maelstrom: it is
dilf: Love is love.
thunderbringer: who's goddamn white baby is that
[photo of cream ferret cookie]
milf: When did you get a child?
thunderbringer: idk
its cool tho
i might keep it
dilf: please dont kidnap the random child
that girl is poison
chandelulu: i will kick you
moondrop: no you wont :)
im too important
sprite: May you two not argue as much? it makes it harder to plan :(
prune juice: no let them its funny
venomcookie: it was obvious this kingdom was a mess the second a stranger (me) was invited into the main cookie chat
chandelulu: shhh
we so have it together
moondrop: my boss is mia/maybe dead?
my sister is freaking out
prune juice: i like potions
sprite: my church got destroyed because the being we worshipped ate our high forkbearer
chandelulu: see
normal
prune juice: so random too
i mean me, venom, and moondrop are all poison type cookies
but ur fire/darkness
and seltzer is water
chandelulu: this isnt the work chat ok
kingdoming is a lot of work
venomcookie: i see…
chandelulu: you'll be in the work chat soon bae
venomcookie: ?
THE LEGENDS
imsohot: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY
sleeep: shh
i have seen it in too many dreams…
imsohot: not my fault its newsies
thunderbringer: aaaand im restricting your internet access
imsohot: wait but how will i get gold rank on jerkmaster
thunderbringer: ew