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Allura- princessfu
Shiro- Champion
Keith- Samurai
Lance- sharpshooter
Hunk- Hunkalicious
Pidge- pokemonpuns
sharpshooter added >> princessfu , hunkalicious , pokemonpuns
sharpshooter named the chat ' idk man '
princessfu: What is this?
pokemonpuns: a groupchat obviously
princessfu: ik that but why am I here?
sharpshooter: because a true groupchat isnt complete without the pretty jock
Hunkalicious: I agree that Allura is the pretty jock
princessfu": aww ty
sharpshooter: when we gonna meet up again?
princessfu: Summer holidays bab
princessfu: i'm comin w/ coran
Hunkalicious: Yeeeee
sharpshooter: ayyy
sharpshooter: okie
sharpshooter: luckily isnt that far away
princessfu: Ye
princessfu: I'm not sure how long i'm gonna survive without seein my top model
sharpshooter: I'm ready for six hours of trying new clothes
princessfu : bein a double major is hard
princessfu: like my hands are so cramped
Hunkalicious: Don't draw for as long then
princessfu: i cant just simply stop
princessfu: i get good ideas at 3 am
princessfu: also pidge is awake so we skype
Hunkalicious: You both need more sleep
pokemonpuns: ayy
pokemonpuns: wait guys
pokemonpuns: this is a groupchat for friends right?
sharpshooter: ye
pokemonpuns: can i add some of mine? some you haven't met?
sharpshooter: sure buddo
pokemonpuns: thanks
pokemonpuns: added >> Champion , Samurai
Champion: What is this?
princessfu: Same
samurai left the chat
sharpshooter: rude
princessfu: also same
pokemonpuns: added >> samurai
pokemonpuns: no escaping this kogane u need friends
Champion: *You
sharpshooter: ew correct grammer
Hunkalicious: same
pokemonpuns: same
Samurai: fine
Samurai: why am i here tho
Samurai: and who are these people
Hunkalicious: Nice to meet you! I'm Hunk!
Hunkalicious: this is a groupchat w/ friends
Hunkalicious: so Pidge added you two
Samurai: even though we have no idea who you guys are
princessfu: why don't we all introduce ourselves and state our pronouns?
sharpshooter: kk
sharpshooter: I'm Lance, I use he/him
princessfu: I'm Allura, she/her
pokemonpuns: You guys already know me
Hunkalicious: do it tho, don't break the chain
pokemonpuns: but u already did
Hunkalicious: shush
pokemonpuns: fine, Pidge. She / them
pokemonpuns: happy now?
Hunkalicious: very
Hunkalicious: I'm Hunk, as i said earlier
Hunkalicious: i use he/him
Champion: Nice to meet you guys, I'm Shiro
Champion: He /him
Samurai: Keith. He/him.
princessfu: Good! Now we are all on first name basis
princessfu: LETS TALK ABOUT ANIME
Hunkalicious: Please no
Hunkalicious: how do you guys know eachother Pidge?
sharpshooter: hey keef
sharpshooter: why is samurai ur nickname?
sharpshooter: thaz edgy
Samurai: my name is keith
Samurai: shut up fucker
sharpshooter: nah
Hunkalicious: stop it guys
pokemonpuns: Matt and Shiro were friends in highschool, he used to come over a lot
pokemonpuns: And when Matt went over sometimes i tagged along because our parents were working and i dont think they trust me enough to stay home alone
princessfu: I wouldn't trust you to be home alone
pokemonpuns: shut the fuc up princess im responsible
Champion: Language please.
sharpshooter: I can hear the dad voice through the chat
Champion: ??
Hunkalicious: Is he the chat dad?
Samurai: can confirm he is a chat dad
pokemonpuns: actually in general he is a dad
pokemonpuns: even irl
princessfu: WAIT HOW OLD R U GUYS
princessfu: IS HE LIKE 40
pokemonpuns: hAH
pokemonpuns: nah m8
pokemonpuns: he at the ripe age of 25
princessfu: oH
princessfu: Well at least i'm not that older
Samurai: technically he's 6 tho
sharpshooter: wha?
Champion: Don't you dare Kogane.
Hunkalicious: Kogane?
Samurai: try me takashi
princessfu: ?!?
Samurai: Shiro was born on feb 29
Samurai: he's a six year old
Hunkalicious: oHH
princessfu: yEEE
Champion: at least I don't have a baby face like you
pokemonpuns: can confirm he doesn't have a baby face
pokemonpuns: bois jaw so solid could knock me out
sharpshooter: wAIT
sharpshooter: LETS ALL TELL EACHOTHER OUR AGES
sharpshooter: I'm 17
Hunkalicious: Kay, 17 too
pokemonpuns: 15
Samurai: 17
Champion: 25
Samurai: *6
Champion: 25
princessfu: : 26
princessfu: im tHE OLDEST
Hunkalicious: OH BY THE WAY
Hunkalicious: ABOUT SHIRO'S JAW
Hunkalicious: how solid we talking about?
Hunkalicious: also if he's six i find it hard to believe he doesn't have a baby face
Hunkalicious:i need proof
Champion: are you just trying to make me send a selfie?
sharpshooter: probably
pokemonpuns: Lance just wants to make sure no one is prettier then him
sharpshooter: You know me too well~
pokemonpuns: i basically live with you
Hunkalicious: but Allura?
sharpshooter: the only person i will admit is prettier then me is Allura
princessfu: aww bab
princessfu: ty
Samurai: Must be v pretty to make him admit it
sharpshooter: Shut up bitch
ANYWAY
SHIRO SELFIE
Champion: Ugh
Champion: The amount of incorrect grammar in this chat scares me.
Champion: Also, i don't want to take a selfie right now
Samurai: cmon dad, you litteraly take selfies every morning
princessfu: same
sharpshooter: same
pokemonpuns: whY
sharpshooter: gotta make sure we know how beautiful we are
princessfu: true
Hunkalicious: S H I R O
Hunkalicious: SELFIE
Champion: Ugh fine
Champion: Let me just send a photo to three people I met five minutes ago
champion sent an image *thisisbad.jpg*
[ photo shows Shiro flexing with a wide grin on his lips ]
sharpshooter: fUCK I'M BISEXUAL
princessfu: FUCK I'M NOT AS GAY AS I THOUGHT
Hunkalicious: s a m e