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As Dean, Sam, Cas, Charlie, and Keving were driving down the highway after shutting the gates of hell. Sam out of nowhere starts to sing.
Sam : I don't want no more ghouls
Or nothing scary
No apparitions giving me a fright
Don't want nothing that I need to bury
No creatures that go bumping in the night
"Dude what the hell are you doing?" Dean asked while looking at Sam as if he lost his mind. Which is quite possible from all the trails he went through.
"Well I'm bored. And there is nothing on right now. So go with the flow."
Dean just looked at him for a few more minutes before he shrugged his shoulders and thought 'what the heck we just shut away all the mother fucking demons, lets do something different'. So he took a deep breathe and bellowed,
Dean : No poultergeist and nothing supernatural
No giant beast that sneaks up from behind
No ghosts that rattle chains
Sam : Or things that eat your brains
Both: No banshee witch that scares me out of my mind
They both started to get into it. While their passengers looked on with wonder before looking at eachother and shrugging decided to go with the flow too. Kevin started to beat out a ryhthem on his lap while Charlie took to adding some acustics, Cas looked a little lost but decided to have some fun too.
All: We're finally on vacation
And going someplace new
Kevin : Rest and relaxation
All: Is all we're gonna do
Kevin : I don't want no zombies or kooks
My friends we're finally done
With all them goblins and spooks
That kept us on the run
Charlie : We're gonna be cool as cukes
Our monster days are through
No demonic beasts and nothing to cease
Cas : It's time to relax
Dean: And that's what we're gonna do
All: Do do do do do do
Doobie-do-do-do-do
Do do do do do do
Doobie-do-do do do
Charlie: No more frown
We're moving down the road now
Keep that metal pedal to the floor
Sam : We haven't got a clue
Where we're headed to
All: But it's somewhere that we've never been before
Crusing down the highway
Free without a care
Kevin : It feels bizzare
Becase there are
No werewolves anywhere
Sam : Don't want no dragons or freaks
And no crazy evil sprites
I don't want no phantom that shrieks
Haunting us every night
Dean : I don't want no comic-con geeks
Walking up out of the blue
Dressed like bats and 7 ft. rats
Chasing me down and saying
How do you do?
All: Do do do do do do
Doobie-do-do-do-do
Do do do do do do
Doobie-do-do do do
Cas: Lift your hand up high
Let it wave goodbye
To them gremlins and monsters galore
Dean and Sam : Tell them all we're gone
Cause we're moving on
And we ain't coming back anymore
All: Do do do do do do
Doobie-do-do-do-do
Do do do do do do
Doobie-do-do do do
When they were done and out of breathe they looked at eathother and laughed out loud. When they had finally calmed down Dean looked around and said," We tell no one about this, you hear?"