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(1) Fight Me
jEOJanG (11 members)
Psycho: I would like to lodge a formal complaint
Psycho: Why would we want to watch this show voluntarily
DaeWHY: we have to support guanlin’s friend!
Psycho: I have PTSD from p101
Minniehyung: Hush
Minniehyung: It will be a fun family bonding experience
Psycho: I do not remember
Psycho: any part of that being fun
Hotshot: ^
Winkwinknudgenudge: well thats because
Winkwinknudgenudge: you spent the entire show trying to forget your embarrassing audition
Psycho: YAH!
Psycho: you b r a t
Psycho: is that any way to talk to your hyung??
Winkwinknudgenudge: fite me
Sexybaby: 1v1 me irl
Psycho: ill fight both of you
Sexybaby: lets go
Sexybaby: u
Sexybaby: me
Sexybaby: outside now
Winkwinknudgenudge: and me
Sexybaby: oh yeah and jihoon
Memesung: Who’s idea was this
Hotshot: I blame seongwoo
ONG: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thiccthighs: nah he’s not organised enough to do that
Psycho: woojin jihoon come at me
Minniehyung: stfu kids
Minniehyung: guanlin, what did you say your friend was called?
Memesung has changed Minniehyung’s username to Angel
Swaggyrapper: Li Xikan
Swaggyrapper: he used to train at CUBE with me
Swaggyrapper: he’s at maverick entertainment now
Smolface: lmao did he leave because of you
Winkwinknudgenudge: #roasted
Sexybaby: #sicburn
Swaggyrapper: …
Smolface: sorry
Smolface: was it seonho
Sexybaby: #savage
DaeWHY: don’t say mean things about seonho
Angel: u chatting shit about my lil chick
Smolface: nO
Smolface: definitely not hyung
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Thiccthighs: ...anyway
Thiccthighs: I heard some of the trainees that were on p101 with us are on this show as well?
Angel: Oh yeah I heard that too
Angel: Which ones?
Sexybaby: two from hyeongsoep’s company
Sexybaby: Yuehua
Winkwinknudggenudge: justin and jungjung
Winkwinknudgenudge: it’s all soep’s been talking about
Psycho: wait who were they again?
Memesung: justin was the adorable one
Memesung: blonde fluffy hair
DaeWHY: danced to Replay in a pink jumper
Psycho: ఠ_ఠ
Psycho: still not sure who you’re talking about
Smolface: ^
ONG: i will take on this challenge
ONG: I volunteer as tribute
Thiccthighs: good riddance
ONG: do you remember when we did those eye contact cams?
Hotshot: N O
Smolface:...yes?
Hotshot: doNT DO THIS SEONGWOO
ONG: Think of the one that makes you cringe so hard your intestines shrivel up and die.
Hotshot: why would you remind us that that that video exists
Hotshot: i was enjoying my life 10 seconds ago
ONG: that’s justin
ONG: omg i bet there’s a gif of it somewhere
Hotshot has changed ONG’s nickname to NOPE
Hotshot: u better not boi
Memesung: ahH i just remembered that video
DaeWHY: hyung w h y
NOPE: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Memesung: seongwoo nO
NOPE: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hotshot: i still have those screenshots boi
NOPE: aH
NOPE: heck
NOPE: who’s justin, never seen this kid before
DaeWHY: wait
DaeWHY: you have blackmail on seongwoo hyung??
Hotshot: I have blackmail on all you suckers
Thiccthighs: whAT
Psycho: ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
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Angel: …
Angel: moving on
Angel: Jungjung?
Thiccthighs: He was the one who did the beautiful contemporary dance with Eunki in the dance battle
Thiccthighs: It was breathtaking
Winkwinknudgenudge: lmao seongwoo watch your man
Winkwinknudgenudge: he’s got a boner for this boy
Memesung: l a n g u a g e
Sexybaby: lol jisung hyung chill
Sexybaby: guanlin is like 16 whole years of age
Sexybaby: id be worried if he didn’t know what a boner was
Memesung: s t o p
NOPE: dw i can easily seduce daniel with my sexy dance
Swaggyrapper: so was jungjung also in D rank?
Thiccthighs: u wish seongwoo
Swaggyrapper: i remember they both had green jumpers
DaeWHY: WHAT!
DaeWHY: How could you forget jungjung hyung?
DaeWHY: He was literal sunshine
Smolface: sunshine hyung?!
Smolface: he was from yuehua?
DaeWHY: yup!
Smolface: (＾▽＾)
NOPE: why do u call him sunshine hyung?
DaeWHY: Because!
DaeWHY: He was always so nice and caring and literally the cutest hyung I’ve ever met
NOPE: hey
NOPE: what am I then daehwi?
Memesung: One - you’re not cute.
Memesung: Two - you’d understand if you talked to Jungjung like even once.
Memesung: In D, Jungjung was a dancer that easily followed the complicated choreography so spent most of his time teaching and helping others who were struggling with the dance.
Memesung: He was the cutest
NOPE: uh
NOPE: did I ask you hyung??
NOPE: I thought I asked Daehwi
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Hotshot: I haven’t heard from jaehwan for a while…
Hotshot: did he actually go to fight u jihoon/woojin?
Sexybaby: as if
Winkwinknudgenudge: he probably went to hide
Winkwinknudgenudge: in case we try and find him to fight
Sexybaby: like the coward he is
Psycho: oK YOU TWO
Psycho: im goinG TO BREAT YOU UP
Winkwinknudgenudge: breat
Sexybaby: o damn no
Sexybaby: don’t want to get breaten up
Smolface: why can I hear Jaehwan hyung screaming
Smolface: oh lmao
Angel: Why don’t we quickly watch the Yuehua Produce 101 audition to refresh our memories
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Thiccthighs: ahh
Thiccthighs: these kids are so cute
Sexybaby: u know
Sexybaby: jungjung hyung’s older than u daniel hyung
NOPE: (ʘᗩʘ’)
NOPE: w h at
NOPE: look how cute he is
NOPE: he can’t be more than 18
NOPE: he can’t be as old as daniel
Thiccthighs: aish!
Thiccthighs: Im not old
NOPE: ur ancient
NOPE: constantly injured
NOPE: ur body’s already given up on u
Thiccthighs: ill fckn cut u
Winkwinknudgenudge: kinky
Sexybaby: the best to solve a domestic issue
Memesung: pleASE
Memesung: keep this chat PG
Winkwinknudgenudge: yeah ongniel
Winkwinknudgenudge: u gotta private message when u sext
NOPE: dw we do
NOPE: ಠ‿↼
Thiccthighs: i will kill you all and regret nothing
Smolface: why is it jisung hyung screaming this time?
Winkwinknudgenudge has changed Memesung’s nickname to Motherhen
Swaggyrapper: why don’t we actually watch this show?
