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“He said what?”
“That we should wed in a Christian ceremony, in a building or outdoor area with a high seating capacity.”
“God commanded that we get a high-capacity venue for our wedding?”
“Apparently angels do not marry very often. There has also been much division and strife on the subject of groomsmen.”
“Well, sure, but--”
“He said he would pay.
“…Seriously?”
“If that was the issue.”
“Jesus H. Christ.”
“He is a 'maybe.'”