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Colour-coded-Paliens > created the group
Colour-coded-Paliens > added, Chunk-of-Hunk, sHero, Elf-Princess, KAY and TakeALance
Colour-coded-Paliens > renamed the group to ‘Space-hoes’
Colour-coded-Paliens > made A-Chunk-of-Hunk an admin of the group
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Colour-coded-Paliens: Quick question would it be completely insane for me to look up how to crack my neck on wikihow and yk just /do it/
KAY: I’ve done it before it’s not that bad just dont go fuckin’ your neck up
Colour-coded-Paliens: Wow ty i was planning on that but now that you’ve said it i feel the sudden urge to not ruin my body
KAY: My pleasure
Colour-coded-Paliens: smh
Colour-coded-Paliens: Any advice from someone who isn’t a knob-knocker?
sHero: That’s not very nice, Katie
Colour-coded-Paliens: It’s Pidge today Takashi
Elf-Princess: I wouldn’t do it, if your neck is feeling that bad you should look into seeing a chiropractor rather than excelling more possible damage onto yourself
Chunk-of-Hunk: ^^^^^^
Colour-coded-Paliens: I’m going to at least look into it
TakeALance: /Do it/
Colour-coded-Paliens: I’ll snap(chat) it
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PIDGEON: is typing… to GAYLIENS
PIDGEON: added… LanceyLance and Hunky-dunk to GAYLIENS
PIDGEON: Sent a video to GAYLIENS
(Pidge has her phone recording her laptop screen, the camera shakes as she re-adjusts herself, her baby-pink bed sheets coming into view for a mere half a second, she scrolls through the already open wikihow article on screen until it hits the bottom)
PIDGEON: Sent a video to GAYLIENS
(‘Ok’ she starts, switching her camera to face forward, ‘this shouldn’t be too hard I just need both of my hands)
PIDGEON: Sent a video to GAYLIENS
(Pidge comes back into view, this time a full body view can be seen from where she’s perched her phone up against her laptop, big toe holding down on the phone to keep it recording, which works until she goes to scroll again and the phone drops forward over her foot)
PIDGEON: Sent a video to GAYLIENS
(‘It /will/ work this time’ she says to the phone as if scolding it, clearing her throat, she places her right hand into a fist gingerly places it under her chin, slightly more to the right like it says, then pushes)
PIDGEON: Sent a video to GAYLIENS
(A small gasp leaves her mouth when hearing the gas releasing the joint, resulting in a loud cracking sound, like popping her joint back in place, she lifts her other hand up to cup the other side of her jaw, another gasping relief sound can be heard before she's leaning back happily and the phone drops again)
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sHero: I have a bad feeling about the chain of notifications I just got
Chunk-of-Hunk: Can someone go check the video to make sure she hasn’t snapped her neck in half?? (I would but uhh,, joints popping is not my specialty)
TakeALance: Will do buddy
Elf-Princess: So, I’m assuming we’re all friends of Pidge’s to be added to this group-chat?
Chunk-of-Hunk: I’ve known Pidge since she started at Alte high late last year Lance & I both met her here on her first day! I’m guessing by the nicknames, you are: Allura, KAY is Keith, and sHero is Shiro. I’m Hunk, as goes the username, the other guy here is Lance. (:
Elf-Princess: I’m afraid to ask what she’s informed you two about us all and our ways
TakeALance: Well shes not dead so id say it was a success !
TakeALance: Yeah we met little gremlin on her first day n shes been following us around like a bird ever since that fateful moment she fell into my arms when she was about to fall down the stairs
sHero: Sounds like how she found all of us, clung on for dear life and didn’t let go
Colour-coded-Paliens: When I see a possible bodyguard /I never let them go/
TakeALance: Is that all i am 2 u Pidgey a body for u to use & abuse
Colour-coded-Paliens: Yes
TakeALance: Ouch
Colour-coded-Paliens: That’s all anyone is to me ever meatbags to do my bidding
Elf-Princess: Sounds accurate
Colour-coded-Paliens: The day shall come when thy is mighty queen
Elf-Princess: You already have a queen ←
Chunk-of-Hunk: Which means there will be a dethroning o.o
Elf-Princess: More like a beheading knowing Pidge
Colour-coded-Paliens: That can be arranged
Elf-Princess: :O
Colour-coded-Paliens: I automatically have Lance and Hunk on my side bc they don’t know ya’ll fuckers just what I’ve told them >:)
Chunk-of-Hunk: All good things though !
Colour-coded-Paliens: Hunk is next on my hit list
sHero: You have a hit list, Pidge?
Colour-coded-Paliens: I don’t like that I can /hear/ the disapproving tone in ur dumb text
KAY: Unfortunately, we all can
sHero: Good. It helps me keep you all straight.
Colour-coded-Paliens: Nothing about this GC is straight /nothing/
Chunk-of-Hunk: That’s pretty cool actually ! this gc is like a little outlet
Colour-coded-Paliens: See Dad! He knows my true intentions, knows I just want to bring all the gays together to have a safe space, no to learn all your secrets and swim up the ranks to be the top and last gay standing !!
sHero: You are one scary little girl, Pidgeon
TakeALance: Pidgeon! I like that, I know what I’ll be calling Pidge next time I see her thanks Shiro
Colour-coded-Paliens: I know who’s next to go after Hunk ((:
Elf-Princess: Wait one moment, Shiro, or Lance?
Colour-coded-Paliens: /yes/
Seen by, everyone
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Keith > Pidge
Mind letting me know why youv added me into a group chat with strangers? (12:46AM)
(12:48AM) I just wanted advice from all of my friends school, family-alike and a ghost hunting shit like you??
sorry (12:48AM)
Can you just,, let me know beforehand next time pls i felt like i was going to have a heart attack (12:49AM)
(12:49AM) Yeah ofc, I’m sorry too, do you want me to remove you??
Dont worry about it its too late now itll look too suss i just wanst prepared to meet these new ppl you keep talking about (12:49AM)
(12:50AM) Well you aren’t really /meeting/ them, just talking over a faceless, voiceless chat that no one even pays attention to
(Seen: 12:51AM)
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Lance > Hunk a dunk
I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO THROW UP (1:00AM)
(1:03PM) Welcome to my world ! no refunds are currently accepted at this time
I m seriousl y shaking (1:04AM)
(1:04AM) Ah sorry,, do you need anything?? I’m just finishing up this essay but I can stop and call if you want, I’ve got plenty of time to finish it this weekend
I dont t want to ebe s a burden (1:05AM)
(1:05AM) Lance,,, you know we’ve banished that word from /everything/
Fu k im sorry I know i wont just.. (1:07AM)
Incoming call from Hunk a dunk
Call ended (56 mins)
(2:10AM) Also! make sure you get some sleep, we’ve got plans with Pidge tomorrow
<3 (2:59AM)
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