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You_know_who_i_am @TonyStank: have you guys met my intern @P-is-for-Love yet?
[reply to @TonyStank] Its_thursday_my_dudes @JadePrice: ummm...nO! Who is this intern you speak of?! The acc doesn't exist anymore!????
[Reply to @TonyStank]. Ironman1994 @Ya_boy: No. No, we haven't. Why is this??? we need to meet this man.
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DAD: Hey kid, what's your Lamp account name? Apparently, the one you gave me is inactive.
You: oh, sorry. sorry about that, Ned was excited about the whole 'everybody in the world knowing me as your intern' thing that he got me banned. Idk how. Making a new one now @THAT_intern.
Dad: he's a weird kid.
Dad: Get ready underoos. The internet is even weirder from my angle.
You_know_who_i_am @TonyStank: feast, children: @THAT_intern.[Reply to @TonyStank]
DickMan @Jamie_the_thing: ok, there's nothing on the account tho
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JuelsROCK @geology_is_cool: it's new. Are you trying to kill us in suspense Stark?
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Stucky23 @WHo: uuuuuugggggghhhhh, I knew it was too good to be true. I was hoping an intern could give out all of the dirt and funny stories. You know. Help humanise Tony. (Join petition for the accords to be banished and help out the Avengers and other mutants/supers here).
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You _don't_know_who_i_am_yet @THAT_intern: hoy minoy. For I am here.
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You_know_who_i_am @TonyStank: hi.
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You_don't_know_who_i_am_yet @THAT_intern: hi.
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You_know_who_i_am @TonyStank: well what do we do now?
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You_dont_know_who_i_am_yet @THAT_intern: IDK...We really should have read Pepper's 'PR For Dummies'...
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Vauge_memories_of_productive_life @Lilie_Stark: (I'm gonna assume everyone saw that conversation) how old do you think @THAT_intern is? I mean 'hoy minoy'???????
Kathrin janlo @is_spidy _a_furry?: ummmm. I don't know what to think about this. @THAT_intern.
Makksnddknskdd @#$$% $: hi! @THAT_intern.
FamalamaDING-DONG @KAYEN SPICE: @THAT_intern, so is this orchestrated? I mean: "We really should have read Pepper's 'PR For Dummies'..."
Flower power of the 2nd unit @Jared❤forever: Yall know that this is just a publicity stunt right?
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Victor Hendrickson @Impala67: Just shut up and let us dream.
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[@THAT_intern changed their username.]
Peter P @THAT_intern: hi guys! I had to change my user because it turned out to be both outdated and factually incorrect. Anyway, I guess you all have questions so, please, ask away.
Killjoysmakesomenoise @spamandos: hey @THAT_intern, how old are you?
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Peter P @THAT_intern: I'm 16. Its fun but I hate it. How about you?
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Killjoysmakesomenoise @spamandos: I'm 18 and don't you have to be 18 to become an intern at SI? (For legal reasons n all???)
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Peter P @THAT_intern: ...uh I literally didn't know that???? I mean I did but I thought it was made up?????
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You_know_who_i_am @TonyStank: yeah, sorry about that Underoos, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity if having you with our company and I know how much of a stickler for the rules you are (sometimes).
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Peter P @THAT_intern: Peter is typing...
"Hey, Aunt May?" Peter glanced to the woman on the seat beside him, "did you know that Dad lied about the SI age restriction being a hoax?"
May gave him a pitying/amused look "I was wondering how long it would take you to realise-"
She didn't get to finish before Peter had called Tony, "ummmmm...excuese my French but-"j @vancooverheroes: we still have no real idea who Peter Parker, Tony Stark's personal intern, is. Why is he so important to SI? How the hell is he so smart for a kid? Why does he know Pepper and Tony Stark so well? How have we never caught wind of him before?
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