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christian minecraft server
members:
Cole Hence (deletusrockeetus)
Jay Walker (blujay)
Kai Smith (guyfieri)
Lloyd Garmadon (smolgren)
Nya Smith (nikonikonyah)
Zane Julien (icuisnicu)
Friday, 4:34am
blujay: guys
blujay: i just now realized how hot tom holland is
blujay: i would let him bend me over
deletusrockeetus: Jay
deletusrockeetus: Jay thats gay as all fuck
blujay: who says I'm not gay sksjsksnsmjkak
deletusrockeetus: Why are you even up anyways
blujay: why are you up
deletusrockeetus: I asked first you bitch
blujay: no u
guyfieri: whY aREn't yOu bOTH AslEEp
blujay: why werent you up in the first place
deletusrockeetus: got eem'
guyfieri: djskdhskwnsk
guyfieri: but seriously why are you guys awake this early for school
deletusrockeetus: Ummmmmm....about that
deletusrockeetus: I stayed up all night thinking abt endgame
blujay: F
blujay: i just couldnt sleep
smolgren: Oh same
nikonikonyah: me too.
guyfieri: WHY AM I THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON HERE
smolgren: I mean zane is normal
deletusrockeetus: True
nikonikonyah: speaking of zane.
nikonikonyah: does anyone know where he is.
icuisnicu: No idea.
nikonikonyah: oh.
nikonikonyah: wait a second.
nikonikonyah: well in other news, my cat is currently glaring at me from the other side of my room.
guyfieri: hah she doesnt like you
nikonikonyah: says the guy that almost lost an eye to her.
guyfieri: i said to never speak of it
yeetusdeletus: TOO LATE
blujay: YOU MUST GIVE US THE ENTIRE STORY NOW
smolgren: WHATS THE TEA MY DUDE
guyfieri: fuck you guys
nikonikonyah: hah.
guyfieri: so one day i was playing with our cat mitzi, i think i was about 12 at this point, and she being her fuckinh self decided to scratch my eye
guyfieri: and thats the day I almost lost my eye
guyfieri: thank you for listening to my ted talk
deletusrockeetus: Wow
blujay: yoU'RE JUST LIKE NICK FURY
smolgren: jAY OH MY GOD
nikonikonyah: so she just swatted me in my face nearly hitting me in my damn eye.
nikonikonyah: shit that girl is mean.
blujay: i have a missing part of my eyebrow gone cuz it got caught on fire
deletusrockeetus: How tf did your eyebrow catch on fire
blujay: well lets just say it involved me, a candle, and bad choices
smolgren: I make multiple bad choices everyday
smolgren: Like that one time I actually drank bleach and I felt like my insides were on fire so I jumped in a pool
smolgren: Wait what am I talking about that was an amazing decision
guyfieri: lloyd
guyfieri: do we need to talk
smolgren: lol gtg chicken
guyfieri: wAiT NO
blujay: lloyd is great
nikonikonyah: why because he has a crush on sebastian stan.
blujay: that
blujay: and the fact that he has no care for his personal safety and well being
deletusrockeetus: Lol mood
icuisnicu: Okay what has happened.
guyfieri: gtg chicken
deletusrockeetus: Gtg chicken
blujay: gtg chicken
nikonikonyah: gtg chicken.
icuisnicu: I'm about done with you guys.
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all bruised up
members:
Cole Hence (danklord)
Jay Walker (thorsothabrotha)
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Friday, 7:04am
blujay: heeeeeeyyyyyy
deletusrockeetus: Hey:)
blujay: im booooorreeed
deletus: Do you want me to pick you up so we can go to starbucks and get an iced americano
blujay: onE iCEd ameRicANO foR aN iCEd amERICanO
blujay: but anyways...bitch yES
deletusrockeetus: Be there in ten
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fruit bowl
members:
Cole Hence (yeetusrockeetus)
Jay Walker (blujay)
Kai Smith (guyfieri)
Lloyd Garmadon (smolgren)
Zane Julien (icuisnicu)
Friday 3:06pm
icuisnicu: So how was school today?
smolgren: Fucking bad
guyfieri: hah mood
guyfieri: but seriously school sucks
guyfieri: i fukcing hate mrs daly
smolgren: That's cuz she hates everyone who breathes
blujay: she once wrote me up for not getting a pencil out on time
smolgren: Yikeessss
guyfieri: so nya is just laying on our floor rn sobbing
deletusrockeetus: Oh my fucking god she's fucking dead
blujay: SOMEONE CALL AN
AM-BU-LANCE
smolgren: SOMEONE CALL LANCE MCCLAIN
blujay: EVEN BETTER
icuisnicu: Sometimes I really question all of your mental healths.
smolgren: Why thank you
icuisnicu: That wasn't a compliment.
smolgren: Well I accept it as one
guyfieri: GYS WBAT THE FUKC WAD THST
deletusrockeetus: What
guyfieri: MY FUKINH CAT KNOXKEF OVET A SHRLF
smolgren: F
blujay: how does a cat even do that
guyfieri: I DON'T KNOW BUT I KNOW MITZI CAN DO SOME REMARKABLE SHIT
smolgren: Chaotic evil cat
guyfieri: GUYS I HAFTA GO AND CLEAN UP A FUCKIJG MESS WITH NYA NOW
blujay: what a way to go
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Untitled chatroom
Jay Walker (blujay)
Friday, 4:32pm
blujay has added guyfieri, deletusrockeetus, and smolgren
blujay: so ive been thinking
blujay: we all love marvel
blujay: and we all love clint barton
blujay: so
blujay has changed chat name to clint barton appreciation cult™
blujay: lets have some fun
smolgren: Jay
smolgren: You are great
blujay: why thank you
guyfieri: my favorite part about clint is that he just wants to be an old man and retire
guyfieri: then he gets a call to save the world
guyfieri: again
guyfieri: then by that point he is done with life and says
guyfieri: "fuck it im gonna go. hopefully this one kills me."
smolgren: I mean he got a break in infinity war
guyfieri: yeah because he was in house arrest
smolgren: True
deletusrockeetus: He also adopts strays
smolgren: Even better
blujay: i cant wait for endgame
deletusrockeetus: Jay
blujay: what
smolgren: its today
blujay: whAt
guyfieri: HOW CAN YOU FORGET ABOUT ENDGAME: THE BIGGEST MCU MOVIE OF ALL DAMN TIME
blujay: I DONT KNOW
blujay: IM STUPID OKIE
blujay: COLE JUSF SMACKED ME OVET THE HEAF WIFH HIS PHONE
smolgren: YOU DESERVE THAT YOU DUMBASS
deletusrockeetus: YOU DUMMY STUPID
guyfieri: wait where are are you two
deletusrockeetus: Mcdonalds
deletusrockeetus: We got us some iced americanos for the second time again today
deletusrockeetus: Fun Fact: Jay is wearing is Captain America shirt rn and when we ordered he walked up there and asked, "One iced americano for an iced americano" while pointing at his shirt and the girl behind the counter started laughing like really hard
deletusrockeetus: Lets just say we have a new friend now
guyfieri: oh my god
smolgren: What a fantastic way to start off the wonderful day of endgame
blujay: so she just gave me her number??? apparantly her name is seliel and she goes to our school
guyfieri: ive heard of her before
smolgren: Wait I think that's the girl that complimented my sebastian stan shirt
deletusrockeetus: Which one
smolgren: The one that says, "lol you're not sebastian stan"
deletusrockeetus: Ah
guyfieri: wait how many sebby shirts do you have
smolgren: Shhhhhhh we dont talk about that
deletusrockeetus: Jay has been talking to Seliel and apparantly she is open to watching endgame with us tonight
guyfieri: oh yay
smolgren: Ive heard that Clint plays a pretty big role in the movie
guyfieri: everyone has a big role in the movie you dumbass
smolgren: No like bigger importance than what he usually has
deletusrockeetus: Cant wait
blujay: yeah seliel said shes open for 7 tonight
smolgren: Yeah we should get ready
deletusrockeetus: Aight
guyfieri: ill mention it in the cms
blujay: ?????????
guyfieri: christian minecraft server
blujay: ooohhhhh
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christian minecraft server
members:
Cole Hence (yeetusrockeetus)
Jay Walker (blujay)
Kai Smith (guyfieri)
Lloyd Garmadon (smolgren)
Nya Smith (nikonikonyah)
Zane Julien (icuisnicu)
Friday, 5:01
guyfieri: so what time should we leave for endgame
icuisnicu: Well I would say in about 30ish minutes so we can get a really good seat.
nikonikonyah: i agree with this
smolgren: Im actually ready rn ive just been sitting in my room waiting for one of you guys to say that you were ready
deletusrockeetus: Oof
deletusrockeetus: Lloyd just wait a few minutes ill be there in a few when I get done trying to find my iron man shirt
smolgren: k
icuisnicu: Is anyone else ready to leave
nikonikonyah: me.
nikonikonyah: im just waiting on kai to finish getting ready.
blujay: guys you will love my outfit
blujay: and you will never be able to guess what it is
deletusrockeetus: Are you dressing up as captain america
blujay: ...
blujay: well shit
smolgren: Just one quick thing...I like how we were so stressed out about endgame today to the point where we just didn't get on our phones
blujay: i forgot about endgame
blujay: i didnt get on my phone cuz it was dead
smolgren: F
guyfieri: okay im finally ready for death
nikonikonyah: okay finally.
deletusrockeetus: Alright lloyd I'm heading to your house now
smolgren: Yay
icuisnicu: Okay Jay ill pick you up then.
blujay: can we pick up seliel at her house
icuisnicu: Sure.
smolgren: see you all at the theatre then
nikonikonyah: aight.
blujay: lets get this bread