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Ashido_M has created a chat: 1-A Social Club!
Ashido_M has invited: Hagakure_T, Kaminari_D, Kirishima_E, Asui_T, Ojiro_M, Aoyama_Y, Yaoyorozu_M, Sero_H, Jiro_K, Bakugo_K, Koda_K, Tokoyami_F, Todoroki_S, Iida_T, Uraraka_O, Shoji_M, Sato_R
Ashido_M has changed their name to: AcidTrip
AcidTrip: Hey guys! Welcome to the class group. Figured we could use one~
Hagakure_T has changed their name to: Hagakure
Kirishima_E has changed their name to: Manly
Kaminari_D has changed their name to: BugZapper
Asui_T has changed their name to: Tsu
Aoyama_Y has changed their name to: SPARKLING!
Yaoyorozu_M has changed their name to: Yaoyorozu
Iida_T has changed their name to: Iida
Bakugo_K has changed their name to: EXPLOSIONMURDER
Jiro_K has changed their name to: Jiro
Tokoyami_F has changed their name to: Tokoyami, Dark Muse
Uraraka_O has changed their name to: AntiGrav
Ojiro_M has changed their name to: Ojiro
Sero_H has changed their name to: MeasuringTape
Koda_K has changed their name to: Koda
Sato_R has changed their name to: Sato
Shoji_M has changed their name to: Shoji
AntiGrav: Ooh, lovely!
Manly: Hell yeah! Friendship!
Iida: An excellent idea, Ashido! But aren't we missing someone?
AcidTrip: I'm not inviting that midget, Iida. I don't need a billion porn links in the chat.
Iida: That is...not who I had meant, but I am sure she would not do so.
Tsu: Iida, you heard her earlier when we all were in the commons.
Iida: ...I concede your point. But, I had actually meant Midoriya.
AcidTrip: Wellll...I'd actually made this chat to be sort of...you know.
Jiro: Girl's club?
AcidTrip: Exactly! A nice friendly place we can all get to know each other
Hagakure: and a place for you to gossip about Midoriya freely
AcidTrip: I would never!
Manly: Doubt.jpg
AcidTrip:...I might a little.
Tokoyami, Dark Muse: this feels perchance a violation of the man's privacy thusly, to speak plain
EXPLOSIONMURDER: Why the fuck do you even wanna talk about deku anyways?
Acidtrip: Girl you didn't see him shirtless.
AntiGrav: Wait what?!
Tsu: Lucky bitch
Iida: Ashido! Such blatant violation of school rules!
BugZapper: Wait whoa, really? When?
EXPLOSIONMURDER: FUCK YOU PINKIE WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO
Hagakure: I mean, I did too. So did Kirishima
Manly: I can neither confirm nor deny
Hagakure: Don't even try, ms "so MANLY!"
Manly: I mean, he is! Literally!
AcidTrip: That why your cheeks were matching your hair?
Yaoyorozu: Perhaps we should let Ashido explain, instead of taunting our peers?
AcidTrip: nah it was during the moving in. We - me, Kiri and Haga - stopped by to say hi and he must have been napping. Which, I'll note, means he naps shirtless.
Yaoyorozu: Ah yes, he had helped me move in the previous day.
Hagakure: Wait, really?
AcidTrip: He did huh? Does that mean you got to see his muscles when he was moving the furniture~?
Yaoyorozu: I - that is - He was certainly a great help and I was very appreciative of it.
Acidtrip: You totally stole a look.
AntiGrav: Who wouldn't? Like, let's be honest right? He's...really good looking.
EXPLOSIONMURDER: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO GOD DAMN THIRSTY
BugZapper: Why are you not?
Iida: I must say this chat seems to be moving distinctly away from its intended purpose
AntiGrav: Iida...I think this is the intended purpose
Jiro: I mean, we all sort of had our meet and greet in the commons. Not like we needed this for introductions.
MeasuringTape: Classes ain't started either, so not like we're using it for studying or nothing. Might as well talk about the eye candy!
Todoroki_S: Oh. He helped me move in too. And made soba for me.
Yaoyorozu: Speaking of which you can't eat just soba, Todoroki.
Todoroki_S: I like soba
AcidTrip: we're just gonna ignore she already had him making food for her~?
AntiGrav: Moving on! Bakugou, why do you call him Deku?
EXPLOSIONMURDER: Because he is
Iida: You heard his tale of the zero pointer. I don't think that indicates 'useless'. And, if he's to be believed, he has a quirk
Ojiro: Can we talk about that for a moment? Because that sounded like a lot of hot air, I won't lie
AntiGrav: I saw him blow the zero pointer like we talked about in the commons. I don't think a normal person can do that, Ojiro.
Tsu: I want to talk about how Jiro asked him if he was single, and he didn't say no.
Tsu: That means he's valid.
Tsu: Dibs.
Antigrav: Tsu that's not how it works
Iida: Asui! I had thought better of you!
Acidtrip: No fair, you can't claim all that to yourself
EXPLOSIONMURDER: FUCK OFF FROG BITCH
EXPLOSION MURDER: IF ANY ONE IS
EXPLOSIONMURDER: How to delete an sms post
EXPLOSIONMURDER: YOU DIDNT SEE THAT
Acidtrip: :D :D :D
MeasuringTape: Seriously, bomber girl?
Tsu: Oh did you already have dibs
Tsu: I can share
Iida: This is COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE. Our classmate is not a piece of meat or...some sort of...living marital aid!
Jiro: Did you just use the term marital aid
Jiro: Unironically
BugZapper: Whoa whoa, no one's saying he is
BugZapper: Right?
Manly: Not very manly of you, Tsuyu
Tsu: Look. Mating Season. I've got an excuse.
Hagakure: Is that even a thing for you? Like, I get your quirk is 'Frog' but
Tsu: I can share the pictures my mom showed me when i had my first period
Hagakure: 
Tokoyami, Dark Muse: Ah, you too suffered specialized education on the matters of copulation? Unkind memories before my mind's eye once more...
Manly: Mina I think we're learning a bit too much about our classmates here
AcidTrip:...chat purpose success, I guess...?
Yaoyorozu: Okay, I think this is a good time to point out its almost 10 PM people. Class starts tomorrow, and its our first day. We should all strive to get a good nights rest and put our best feet forward
Iida: An excellent point. We should all strive to give only our best here
AntiGrav: Plus Ultra~!
AcidTrip: yeha good point. Cool it down folks, let's get some rest. Can't wait to see what we all can do!
EXPLOSIONMURDER: Don't tell me what to do
AcidTrip: i'll get Midoriya to tell you if you don't~
EXPLOSIONMURDER: AS IF ID LISTEN
Yaoyorozu: Ashido, please.
AcidTrip: Fiiine.
AcidTrip has muted the chat for: 9 hours, 57 minutes