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(a/n) OK so like, some people have started reading this and if your one of those people your probably really confused why the story is now completely different. Let's just say I hated how I started this story the first time. It was the first story I'd ever started writing and I just couldn't get in the flow of it so I'm coming back to it now. So like, I hope you like my improved story!!
So- in this universe Peter and Wade are siblings and they have no powers. Wade is still a mercenary and Peter is just a nerd in college.
It was the weekend so Peter, being the good boy he is, left his dorm to spend the weekend with his loving aunt. Wade is also supposed to be visiting today which Peter is VERY happy about. It's blasphemy how little the two get to see each other anymore.
May ended up having to go out to pick up some ingredients for dinner and, although Peter offered to go in her place, threw on her jacket and left. That left Peter sitting on the couch watching bad reality television while waiting for her to come back.
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Suddenly the front door's handle wiggles and followed by the sound of a key going into the lock. The door opens to none other than Wade Wilson Parker himself.
"WADE!!" Peter screams and practically throws himself into his big bro's arms.
"Woah there baby boy, you're going to unalive me with one of your power hugs one of these days!" Wade giggles, squeezing the life out of Peter, who doesn't care.
"Well, maybe if you'd come visit more often I wouldn't have to hug you so hard!"
"Yea... ya know, I'm real sorry bout that. I don't mean to stay away from you like that."
"Oh shush Wade, there's nothing to apologize about. You're here now and that's all that matters!" Peter beams up at his brother and Wade practically melts. It makes what he has to tell him even harder.
"Hey Petey, is May home? I have something I gotta tell ya without a nosey aunt hangin around." Peter backs out of the hug.
"Yea, what's up..?"
"Umm, whoo boy, might wanna sit down for this one cuz she's a doozy - heh..." Wade directs towards the sofa and Peter follows.
"Ok now tell me, you know I'm here for you big bro."
"Ok so... whoo is it hot in here?"
"Wade."
"Ok ok, calm your tits I'm working on it." Wade lets out a long sigh," So, this is about my... work..." Peter visibly cringes, he's never liked talking about Wade's work. "Now I know you don't like hearing about it but this is really important and I just... I need help man... I'm in some really deep shit and I don't know what to do!!" Wade starts rambling, something both the brothers are highly skilled at, Peter cuts him off.
"Wade, shhh, it's ok just breathe for me. Let's start from the top, right? What happened?" Wade takes a long breath in and starts again,"Ok so, I got hired to do this job and all I had to do was unalive this one guy who apparently has ties to shield and now the avengers are after me..."
Peter is silent a moment before," HOLY SHIT WADE THIS IS BAD!!"
"I KNOW WHY DO YOU THINK I CAME TO YOU!!??"
"Because I'm your brother and you know I'll never let anything happen to you."
"That and you're like a million times smarter than me." Wade snorts.
"Well you know what May says, you're a genius in your own way."
"Our aunt, ever the wiser." Both share a giggle.
"But in all seriousness, leave this to me. I've been working on something recently that might help us." Then, with the kismet you could only find in a movie, Aunt May opens the door and walks in with her arms full of groceries. Her boys rushed to help take some of the weight.
"Oh boys I've got it, I may be old but I'm not crippled!" she states as she pops the groceries down on the kitchen table. "Peter, would you be a dear and get the pot out of the cupboard and fill it for me? And Wade dear, come give your aunt some sugar!" Peter salutes and starts on his given task while Wade squeezes the life out of his aunt. "Oh May, it's so great to see youuuuu!"
"Well it'll be the last time if you don't let me breathe!" May gasps. Wade lets May out of his death grip of a hug and chuckles, " Yea sorry bout that May, don't know my own strength sometimes." Meanwhile May has already pushed Peter over to the table to stop him from doing all the work for her, something he's known far and wide for.
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An amazing dinner with their aunt later, Peter and Wade are preparing to leave and, contrary to most times, the Parker brothers will be seeing a lot more of each other. Peter just has to make sure Wade is on the same page.
Peter hugs his aunt and waits by the front door for Wade, waiting to walk out with him. "Now Wade, you best promise to come visit me more often now. I miss you too you know!"
"Of course May, you know I'll try my best to male time to come see my second favorite aunt!"
"Wait a second? Last I checked you only have the one!!" she says, gesturing to herself.
"I don't kiss and tell auntie dearest." He says and runs out the door.
"WADE WILSON PARKER YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE!!!" but it's too late, he's long gone by now.
"Well I love you May, but I gotta catch up with idiot, I have something I need to ask him." Peter says, blowing her a kiss and running out the door. You can hear her yell bye as Peter runs out the door.
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He meets back up with Wade just as he's opening the door to their old apartment building. "Wade, wait up!" Peter yells out, out of breath. "Jeez can you run!" he says sarcastically.
"Hehe yea I'm a speedy boi, what's up Petey Pie?"
"Don't call me that, and I just wanted to know how you wanted me to contact you about... the thing?"
"The thing?" Wade tilts his head comically and give him a confused look.
"Ya know... that Avengers thing?"
"OH! I completely forgot about that! Oh btw I meant to ask, could I crash with you? They swatted my house." Wade asks nonchalantly, like he didn't just say his house just got swatted.
"Y-your house got...??!! Ya know whatever, I'm not gunna ask why you didn't tell me this sooner. Also you are aware I live on campuses right? I mean, sure, I do have a private dorm but I only have one bed! What are we supposed to do, snuggle??"
"Yes!"
"Wade..." Peter audibly sighs and face palms. Hid brother can be such a nuisance sometimes.
"Oh come on, it'll be like old times! Like we're kids again on a stormy night! Cmon Petey, Peter Pie, sunshine of my life, whadda ya say pal!" Wade says, slinging an arm over his shoulder.
"I say your an idiot... And we should get to my dorm before it gets any later..."
"I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU BRO, COME'ERE!!!" Wade yells enthusiastically, picking Peter up and practically throwing him on his shoulders.
"Wade!! Haha!!" Peter is having the time of his life.
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And that's how Peter and Wade ended up sharing a small single bed for the night, and having the best sleep of their lives mind you.