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The door slammed open, causing Blake to shoot awake, shocked.
Ruby groaned under the covers, curling up closer to Weiss with her arms wrapped around the other girl's waist.
"Blake, come back to bed," Yang mumbled.
"I am in bed, Yang," Blake said, rubbing at her eyes.
"Then who the heck is at the door?" Weiss grumbled, resting her head against Blake's shoulder.
"Rubes, I swear if you woke me up again," Yang said, eyes still shut as she pulled Blake closer to her.
"You're the one that got up at five in the morning yesterday to pee!" Ruby called from the other side of the bed, eyes still closed.
"Who gets up that early?" Weiss muttered.
"You guys were supposed to be checked out already so I didn't have to come in and see this!" a familiar voice cried, shocking all of them.
Weiss reached down to grab the blanket, pulling it higher over her and her wives.
Sun turned around, shielding his eyes with his hand.
"Sun?!" Blake and Yang asked as one.
"There's a thing called knocking!" Weiss snapped, flushing.
"What are you even doing here?!" Ruby asked, sinking further under the covers.
"Uh, picking you four up? It's time to go! We've got work tomorrow!"
"What?!" Yang asked, sitting up slightly. Blake wisely pulled her back down.
"Figures. It's time to go back to Beacon, and your honeymoon's over. I tried calling you four all last night-and I just realized why that didn't work. Okay. Just... get dressed and meet me outside. We're heading back today!"
"That makes no sense. We just got married like two days ago," Weiss said.
"Weiss, that was a week and a half ago. Have you four even gone outside?!"
A beat of silence.
"Right, stupid question. Just get ready," Sun said.
He left and closed the door behind him.
Weiss groaned, burying her face in her hands.
"That was so embarrassing."
Blake leaned down to kiss Weiss.
"Maybe I can distract you," she said, wrapping her arms around Weiss and pulling hr flush against her.
Yang's hand reached out to bedside table, slapping against the wood until she reached her target. She reached her hand into the water cup, splashing drops at Blake and Weiss.
"Hey, hey! Don't get distracted. I don't want Sun bursting back into the room with you two starting something."
Blake slapped the water cup out of Yang's hand, sighing.
"You're no fun," the faunus said.
"Hey! I'm tons of fun! I showed you that plenty of times! Now get up and get dressed. That means you too, Rubes."
A beat of silence caused Yang to glance over her shoulder at her sister, who was kissing Weiss, leaning over to put her hands on either side of her wife's shoulders and pushing herself up.
"Rubes!" Yang snapped, reaching out to shove her sister off of the former heiress.
"We seriously need to go," Yang said.
Blake leaned up, letting the blanket fall.
"What? You really want to go?" she asked.
Yang looked away.
"Of course I don't! But we have to."
"Fine," Blake said, rolling her eyes as she crawled out of bed to get her things together.
"Too bad," Weiss muttered, accepting Ruby's hand to pull her out of bed.
Ten minutes later, the four newlyweds stepped outside together, fully dressed and their small bags packed.
Sun glanced over, grinning at them.
"Nice to see you again! Fully clothed, I mean, because-"
"Sun, shut up," Yang said, rolling her eyes.
"We're never discussing this again. Ever," Weiss said intensely, staring the monkey faunus down.
"Of course. Wouldn't want to discuss it anyways! Now come on, we've been waiting!" Sun called.
"How long could you have possibly been waiting?" Weiss grumbled.
"A week and a half!" Sun responded, tapping on the side of the airship, causing the hanger door to start opening slowly.
"Get in!"
The four newlyweds glanced at each other and sighed.
How could they forget how insane their friends were?
The cheer that sounded from inside the airship pounded that fact home.
How could they have ever thought their lives would stay as calm as they'd been during their honeymoon when they had these amazing, horrible friends?