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4 Gays & An Arrow
envy: AGQGQHQJDOFLGLGMBWBQNAHAHJWBEDBNDKJDGNSLKNDNFLKSDSNLFNSFNLSDV SLKNVSMDVCKLSDCMKLMDSLKMLCLKMDLKMCLSDCMKLSDMLKFMLSDLSDLFLFLFGAHQJQKWKWKENDNDBDNSMSMDKFMFMFMFMFKFKDKKDKSKAMANSBDBDBDBDBFNFN
pride: what the fuck
wrath: what the fuck
greed: what’s Wrong
lust: What The Fuck
envy: ISHAJWKDKF I CAN’T
wrath: Do It Anyway
greed: are you okay??!??!!
envy: AM I??/!2’skdoeorf
lust: what the fuck is happening
pride: ^
envy: WHY DID A GREEK GOD OPEN THE DOOR TO THE HYUNGS’ APARTMENT?!
pride: im so fucking confused
envy: I BOUGHT SOME COOKIES FROM THE STORE AND FORGOT TO BUY MILK, AND I REALLY WANTED TO DUNK MY COOKIES SO I WENT OVER TO MINHO AND CHANGBIN HYUNGS’ APARTMENT AND KNOCKED ON THE DOOR TO ASK FOR A GLASS OF MILK, AND THIS GUY I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OPENED THE DOOR S H I R T L E S S AND WAS LIKE ‘how can i help you?’ LIKE WHO TF ARE YOU SDFNKLSJDFNSLD SO I SCREAMED AND RAN BACK INTO OUR APARTMENT AND NOW IM DJKSBFKJSAFBJABF
lust: was it chan hyung?
envy: WHO HYUNG?
pride: chan hyung? the one who moved into their apartment today? did you forget jisung?
wrath: he definitely forgot.
envy: I GUESS I DID. NO ONE WARNED ME THAT HE WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT THOUGH
lust: changbin literally sent a picture in the big group chat two days ago..
greed:
envy: FUCKSAFKNLWAIKSDB, yeah that’s him.
envy: i haven’t been active in the chat the past couple days, cuz i had a big exam this morning! remember? that’s why i bought cookies :(
greed: oh yeah, he did say that.
lust: but it’s been known for the past month that chan hyung was moving in today.
pride: ^^^
envy: NOT THAT HE LOOKED LIKE THAT THOUGH HELLO?
wrath: i do not experience feelings of Attraction
envy: JEONGIN YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE EXCUSED
lust: the rest of us are in relationships?
envy: THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN’T ACKNOWLEDGE WHEN SOMEONE IS ATTRACTIVE AND E X A C T L Y M Y T Y P E
pride: okay first, please stop texting in all caps.. its hard to read. second of all, he’s not my type.
envy: NO IM UPSET. ALSO LEE FELIX >_>
greed: okay fine, i admit it, he’s hot as fuck, but i forgot about your exam and assumed your silence in the chat is because you were thinking the same thing.
envy: WHEN AM I EVER SILENT IN THE CHAT IF I FIND SOMEONE HOT?!?!?!
wrath: he has a Point
greed: im sorry :c
pride: LOOK WHAT YOU DID JISUNG, YOU MADE HIM SAD
wrath: “please stop texting in all caps.. its hard to read”
lust: lol
pride: Shut up.
wrath: :P
envy: felix can suffer. soulmate privileges have been revoked for the day
greed : :((((((((((((((((
envy: no, i am immune. minho is the only soulmate i am acknowledging today.
greed: :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
pride: i’ll kill you jisung.
envy: i await death with open arms after how much i embarrassed myself today >:(
pride: then i won’t kill you and you shall sit and suffer
envy: you guys suck >:(
greed: im sorry sungie :(( it’ll be okay
envy: thank you :( you’re the only one i love, but i am still mad at you >:(
greed: i understand :(
wrath: i’m telling the hyungs. they will enjoy your embarrassment with me.
envy: >:((((((
lust: send it in the big chat lol
envy: i hate you guys!!!!!
envy left the chat
greed: :(
wrath: he will be back. i bought cheesecake when i went grocery shopping today.
greed: :)
forbidden family
father figure: um.. help?
babie: is everything alright? do you need help unpacking after all?
wine aunt: too bad i’m not coming back. unless it’s Urgent
father figure: no thats not it. something else happened
babie: ARE YOU OKAY?
father figure: nothing is physically wrong
wine aunt : then why are you asking for help?
babie: !!!
father figure: well, i was unpacking and putting my stuff into jun’s room, and one of my colognes spilt all over my shirt, so i took it off to go set it in the laundry room when there was a knock on the door and i didn’t want to be rude and make them wait while i went to go get another shirt, so i just went and answered the door, and there was the guy who had a box of cookies in his hand, and i asked him how i can help him, and he looked at me yelled and then ran into the apartment across from us. did i do something wrong???
wine aunt: lol jisung
babie: oh boy
father figure: ??
wine aunt: it’s one of the guys we told you about that lives in the apartment in front of us, with my girlfriend
father figure: oh! i thought you guys told them i was coming today?
babie: we did, but jisung had a big exam today, so he wasn’t being active in the chat the past few days
father figure: you guys didn’t tell them i was coming till a few days ago?!
wine aunt: no we told them like a month ago, but we just sent a picture of you a few days ago.
father figure: oh okay i see. i feel bad that i scared him :( should i knock on their door and apologize?
babie: oh no its fine. you don’t have to. we’re going to introduce you in person to them tomorrow anyways, so you could just do it then.
wine aunt: ^
father figure: ah okay, ig you’re right.
wine aunt: of course we are :) but fr don’t worry about it too much. jisung is very easily startled so you don’t have to do much for that kind of reaction from him.
father figure: i still feel bad :(
babie: it’s okay seriously, you can apologize tomorrow and it’ll be like nothing happened.
wine aunt: ^
father figure: okay i’ll do that then
i have 3 fucking cats u assholes
tynee: Hyungs! Come quick! Jisung embarrassed himself!
sungshine: >:(
pail: you’ll never guess who just texted us in panic
barbie: no way did chan tell you guys about it?!
ken: he definitely did
sungshine: FUCK
tynee: Amazing
superior: tell us what he said
pail: he told us that he opened the door shirtless, and that a guy was standing there with a box of cookies, and he asked ‘how can i help you?’ and that the guy just screamed and ran off into the apartment across from us.
ken: instantly we knew it was jisung of course
sungshine: crazy how i hate myself
pail: it’s okay jisung, he was just worried he did something wrong
feelicks: well...he did yell in his face and then run away
tynee: i would also be very Concerned
sungshine: :(((
pail: its okay, he just wants to apologize when we meet up tomorrow
sungshine: i should be the one apologizing :((
tynee: how about you both apologize.
ken: ^
sungshine: okay :(
superior: btw when and where are we doing that?
barbie: ^
pail: we were just thinking about doing a movie night in our dorm with pizza and snacks, that okay with you guys?
tynee: sounds nice
superior: sounds good to me
sungshine: can i choose the snacks?
feelicks: can i choose the movie?
ken: no
sungshine: to who?
ken: yes
feelicks: :(
pail: we got snacks that chan likes since its his welcome party, and felix you pick weird movies
ken: ^
sungshine: oh okay
feelicks: :((
superior: sorry lix but he’s right
feelicks: >:(
sungshine: see what it’s like to be Betrayed.
feelicks: i understand you now sungie >:(
sungshine: soulmate privileges are back
feelicks: :)
superior: thank god, no more sad felix please
god: i heard my name
pail: JUNNIE!
feelicks: !!!!!
sungshine: !!!!!!
superior: !!!!!!
ken: !!!
barbie: !!!!!
god: hi everyone :)
pail: HOW IS UNPACKING GOING?
sungshine: i missed whipped changbin hyung
god: it’s going well :) im almost done
pail: good :)))))
tynee: lol yeonjun hyung did you see what jisung did?
god: unfortunately
sungshine: >:(
god: im kidding :P it doesn’t seem too bad sung
sungshine: well it was awful!
pail: don’t exclamation point at my boyfriend!
tynee: i-
superior: lmao
sungshine : @god !!!!!!!!
pail: you have 6 minutes to run. i have a key to your apartment
god: lol
sungshine: goodbye everyone
feelicks: you will be missed
barbie: meh
superior: meh
sungshine: >:(
feelicks: at least your soulmates will miss you
ken: meh
sungshine left the chat
tynee: the second chat he has left today
feelicks: thats because you guys are mean >:(
tynee: cheesecake remember?
feelicks: ah okay :)
god: well i should go finish unpacking, bye everyone <3
tynee: bye hyung
superior: bye hyung!
feelicks: bye hyung <3
barbie: <3
ken: bye!
pail: can you skype yet jun?
god: yes i’ll call you, give me a minute
pail: :) okay then everyone, how about tomorrow at 7 for the party?
superior: that’s fine
tynee: i will tell jisung when i get home
ken: we’re all set then
feelicks: see you guys tomorrow then :)
pail: talk to you guys later!
feelicks: have fun talking to yeonjun hyung hehe
pail: i will :)
ken: oh we know you will ;)
pail: perish.
ken: ;))))))))))))
pail blocked ken
feelicks: LMFAO
superior: you walked right into that one hyung
tynee: rekt me thinks.
ken: not as wrecked as changbin will be ;)
barbie kicked ken from chat
barbie: even i can only handle so much minho
tynee: Amazing