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ghost boy added monster mash, knifes r us, one of us, thirteen yo assassin, alexa play, was in black panther to fall guys
ghost boy: have any of u played fall guys
ghost boy: i havent won yet :(
alexa play: i literally just bought it lol
one of us: Whats fall guys?
knifes r us: a video game
knifes r us: ive won like 5 times
monster mash: join our squad diego
monster mash: vanya too
was in black panther: “Squad” ??
ghost boy: you just wouldn’t understand alli...you just wouldn’t understand
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thirteen yo assassin changed the groupchat name from ‘fall guys’ to ‘who’
thirteen yo assassin: who broke the coffee machine
monster mash: i dont drink coffee so
thirteen yo assassin: so? you couldve broken it still
monster mash: how? by walking past it
one of us: I haven’t used the coffee machine since yesterday, Five.
alexa play: yeah i don’t live at the mansion so
thirteen yo assassin: you all might deny that it was you, but i will find out.
later...
knifes are us added monster mash and ghost boy to i did it
knifes are us: i did it. i broke it
ghost boy: knew it!
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was in black panther changed the groupchat name from ‘who’ to ‘family dinner’
was in black panther: Family dinner this weekend. No excuses.
knifes are us: uhh im training for the academy
one of us: I’m volunteering!
ghost boy: wish i could. newly sober.
alexa play: come on! is family dinner that bad?
thirteen yo assassin: remember last time?
thirteen yo assassin: blood was shed.
was in black panther: point taken.