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I m thinking vampire Ratchet, let's say it's a kinda illness, or a virus, that making Ratchet feeling eager to drink from the livings' nake cables.
He's been trying hard to conceal this "kink", like, if you know the vampires from Witcher, blood to them is like wine, instead of essential water.
And one day, when Ratchet confronting, Pharma, who collects and consumes body parts from dead patients, and this bad jet, reveals that Ratchet has this Vampire symptom, "so this makes you look as bad as me”.
This should be a Dratchet headcanon actually, but I m not sure how Drift gonna enter. He wouldn't mind Ratchet having some, secret, i m sure.
Maybe Drift invites Ratchet a sip or two from time to time, in exchange for, you know, pounding the medic hard.
This probably just a Ratchet-syphonist au lol
Whatever. Whatever.