eight guys chilling in a hot tub

by evie1370

Summary:

mom: Stop taping knives to the fucking roomba.
loud bitch: you can't stop me
mom: I'm going to kill you.

Notes:

should i be updating my other fic???? yes. am i starting another one even though i have another serious, long term fic??????? yes. afiojoirjfoierjn december is a very stressful month as a high school student and idk i can't bring myself to write,,, so i've settled for the next best thing: chat fics. i've always wanted to write one because they're always fun to make and to read and it's very stress relieving,,, asfovieojovir

Chapter 1: get the bleach

eight guys chilling in a bathtub

dad: hit ME BABY ONE MORE TIME-

loud bitch: ew we don’t want to know what you and seonghwa hyung get up to in the bedroom

mom: You’re one to talk. 

loud bitch: anfijeaiojviorejgjregsnjk

loud bitch: fair 

mountain: has anyone seen yungi

mom: Who?

jongho: yunho/mingi

loud bitch: aw jongho why’d you change your name :( 

loud bitch: i liked the other one better

jongho: no. 

[‘loud bitch’ has changed ‘jongho’s’ name to ‘apple daddy’]

apple daddy: i hate you wooyoung

loud bitch: y’all hear sumn

loud bitch: *wooyoung hyung

[‘apple daddy’ is offline]

loud bitch: aw :((((((((

mountain: ahem

mountain: as i was saying

mountain: where in the everloving fuck is yungi

mountain: they went out to get bubble tea ages ago

mountain: where is my boba you bitches

mountain: hello?????? answer me 

loud bitch: i-

mountain: not you

loud bitch: tHe dISreSPect

yeoyeo: oh my godi just oajfiorigjiertjoijaijfirios

mountain: yeosang? what’s wrong? are you okay?

soulmates

woo: lmao you’re so obvious

san: shut the fuck up and say something

woo: fine

eight guys chilling in a hot tub

loud bitch: yeah what’s wrong

mom: are you okay yeosang?

yeoyeo: i need bleach for my eyes

yeoyeo: i was just walking to a practice room

mountain: (please rest your body once in a while)

yeoyeo: (no)

yeoyeo: and i thought i saw someone in the sound booths

tol and smol

tol: yEOSANG NO

smol: why not. i literally caught you and mingi sucking face.

tol: i’ll buy you boba (人・㉨・)♡

smol: fine 

tol: (*ˊᗜˋ*)/ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ*

 

eight guys chilling in a hot tub

loud bitch: and????? what happened?????

yeoyeo: it was a ghost

loudbitch: what ?????????? that’s it ???

mom: You got us all worried to say you saw a ghost?

yeoyeo: yes.

loud bitch: aojfijeriojfoier ok yeosang

mountain: why does yeosang have boba

mountain: diD YUNGI GIVE MY BOBA TO YEOSANG? 

mountain: DON’T IGNORE ME YOU COWARDS

yeoyeo: but i wanted it  (ﾉω＼)

mountain: nonono i don’t mean you. you can have the boba yeosangie :D

 

soulmates

woo: whipped

san: ajfoijreoifgeirjg 

san: i hate you