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February 2, 2019
3:46pm
Happy added Edelgard, Ingrid, and Marianne to a group
Happy renamed group to ROOMIES 🏡
Happy: so
Happy: its friday nite yo 🤘
Happy: o wait
Happy: lemme rename us quick
Happy renamed Edelgard to Edd
Happy renamed Ingrid to Closet Lez
Happy: ok anyway so its friday nite and we have zero plans
Edd: Do we really need to discuss this right now?
Marianne: I’d like to go somewhere…
Closet Lez: Oh like a restaurant! There’s a
Closet Lez: HAPI
Closet Lez: HAPI I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODDESS
Closet Lez: CHANGE MY NAME
Happy: FINE fine fine
Happy renamed Closet Lez to Blonde n Bitchy
Blonde n Bitchy: HAPI
Happy: whAT u asked me 2 change ur name
Edd: Do you have to type like that?
Happy: do U alwys hve 2 typ evrytg out lik its skl r sumn?
Edd: Now I know you’re fucking with me.
Happy: congrats, lvl up!
Marianne: gg no re! 😎
Edd: Not you, too…
Blonde n Bitchy: I refuse to participate until someone, who shall remain nameless, changes my name back.
Happy: u got it, hot stuff
Happy renamed Blonde n Bitchy to horseluvr4000
horseluvr4000: WHAT
Happy: 😉
horseluvr4000: HAPI STOP
Happy: ur just mad that i know ur fortnite screen name
Edd: Please cease tormenting Ingrid, Hapi.
Happy: u talk lik ESL student sumtims, eddy
Happy renamed Edd to FlameEmperor2001
Happy: u forget that i kno u play fortnite 2
Happy: “study time” ok ok ok
Happy: u have no one fooled miss hresvelg
Marianne: Um, I don’t play Fortnite…
Happy: bc ur 2 gud 4 dis wrld bb <3
Marianne: …
Marianne: No, I think this world is too good for me.
Marianne: I’m sorry. It took me a while to translate that.
Happy: shit sry
Happy: i mean… sorry
Marianne: No no, you’re fine.
FlameEmperor2001: Now that everyone is speaking English… I hope…
FlameEmperor2001: I am certain that Ingrid would like to finalize where we’ll be eating tonight.
Happy: i wanted takeout!
Happy: but I know what Ingrid WANTS to be eating out... a moist ham sandwich on white…
horseluvr4000: You know I hate sandwiches!
Happy: oh, so you just like eating the deli meat straight from the bag?
Happy: but no mayo, right? 😉
horseluvr4000: Mayonnaise is disgusting.
Marianne: How can you say that when you like aioli?
Marianne: They’re like the same thing!
horseluvr4000: It just reminds me of… stuff.
Happy: cum?
Happy: u can say cum 💦
FlameEmperor2001: Hapi, I’m turning off my phone unless you can control yourself.
Happy: k mom
horseluvr4000: Well, I said it before and will say it again… can we PLEASE go to that Duscur restaurant that just opened up?
Marianne: I agree!
Marianne: One of my friends is a waiter there… they have a good vegetarian menu as well, Edelgard.
horseluvr4000: Yeah, the chef made it big on Fodlan’s Best Chef last season.
FlameEmperor2001: How interesting. I think a treat like this will help us plan our Spring Break trip. We can discuss it further once we get to the restaurant.
Happy: spring break? that’s like 6 weeks away lol. u virgos and ur planning
FlameEmperor2001: Hapi? What did I say about speaking English?
FlameEmperor2001: And I am not a Virgo. I’m a Cancer.
Happy: figures. ur kinda crabby
Happy: 🦀🦀🦀
Marianne: A little planning never hurt anybody. It will give us something to look forward to!
Happy: yeah maybe finally grid and eddy can get it on so the rest of us can move forward with our lives
horseluvr4000: HAPI
FlameEmperor2001 has left the group chat
Happy: u can’t deny it
horseluvr4000 has left the group chat
Happy: welp
Happy: looks like we wont talk bout spring break tonite
Marianne: And it looks like we’re ordering in Chinese food again…
Happy: i dont care as long as its ok w/ u
Marianne: No, it’s okay… but you need to be more sensitive to others, sometimes, Hapi.
Happy: i kno
Happy: kinda feel bad now
Happy: i just think they need a push
Marianne: Pushing sometimes makes people dig their feet in further.
Happy: i kno n ur right
Happy: um
Happy: ill see u back home. k?
Marianne: Yes, I’ll be working late at the animal hospital.
Marianne: Will you order my usual?
Happy: Hot and sour and tofu stir fry
Happy: coming right up
Happy: and I’ll even get u extra fortune cookies 🥠🥠🥠
Marianne: Thank you so much.
Marianne: You’re a good friend, Hapi. Just let our roommates find themselves, okay?
Happy: ur right and im sry
Marianne: I’m not the one you need to say that to.
Happy: ugh
Happy: fine 😑
Happy: see u in a few, still at the computer lab
Marianne: I’ll see you soon. 😊