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"I'm cold, I'm tired, and I'm going to kill one of you unless you find me some coffee."
Diego said, lying down on the deep blue couch. Johnny was sitting down on the rug next to the couch, on his phone.
Diego would not get up for anything, he didn't let Johnny sit on the couch so there he was.
Gyro on the other hand, was in the kitchen cooking dinner for the few.
"I'm waiting!" Diego said, kneeing Johnny in the back of the head 3 times.
He was bugging him for a while now and Johnny had finally snapped.
Johnny, not being able to walk(lmao) turned around and crawled over to face Diego.
"NOW, LISTEN HERE. YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR LAZY DINO ASS UP AND MAKE THAT DAMN COFFEE YOURSELF Y'HEAR?"
Diego covered his mouth, doing a fake shocked expression to mock Johnny.
"Oh, I can't beleive you just talked to me that way~"
Gyro peeked around the corner into the living room, chuckling quietly.
That was when Johnny had enough.
He activated Tusk, grabbing Diego and yeeting him off the couch and slamming him on the floor.
"Now, go make the coffee damnit."
Diego quickly scuttled up and ran to the kitchen where Gyro was rolling on the floor, dying of laughter.
"S-Shut up!"
Diego said as he kicked Gyro, embarrassed as crap.
And thats, how you tame a dinosaur.