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Eating out with MSBY was always an eventful thing. Given the fact that Shoyo and Bokuto were in the group, of course, let's not forget Atsumu.
But God when you add Hoshiumi in the mix it's even a bigger mess.
Despite the loud noises and shouts of the people he was with, Tobio chooses to just enjoy his food in peace (at least he tries to.)
Of course, he fails. He failed at getting peace the moment he sat right in between Shoyo and Atsumu. God, why did he choose to sit here again? Oh, right. It went with the lines of "YamaYama-kunnnnn, I will revoke your best friend card if you don't sit beside me right now!" And of course, Tobio just had to take his words seriously.
Don't get him wrong, He didn't mind the chaoticness of the two, sometimes He even indulged them with small actions such as handing Hinata more food to flick at Atsumu, Or even giving Atsumu a discreet thumbs up when he saw Hinata was distracted enough so he could get back at the ginger.
But he despised how the two had no filter whatsoever. (Which is hypocritical of him, the man who basically had no care on speaking his thoughts even if it sounded offending, though most of the time he didn't mean it that way, he just had... trouble finding the right words.)
So now here he was, Sandwiched between Shoyo and Atsumu, both of whom had a truce over their mini food fight (they got pointed looks from both Sakusa and their Captain), choosing to just stuff their stomachs and talk about random things.
Random things that consisted of sex and flings.
"Wait, so yer saying you had sex on the beach with some random chick when you were in Brazil?!"
"Pfft, pretty much so, Tsumu!"
"Damnnn, that's pretty nasty of ya, Sho-kun! Maybe I should try beach volleyball too, hm?"
Sigh. Why were these two so open about their sex lives again?
"Speaking of sex, How has yer non-existent sex life been goin', Tobio-kun?"
Why did the spotlight suddenly turn to him?!
"Hah!" Hinata snickers, "I wouldn't say non-existent, Tsumu! Do you know how many dick appointments YamaYama-kun gets?! Makes me almost jealous if it weren't for the fact I'm so in love with my Tadashi~"
Damn Hinata and his mouth. He should have never told him about his... adventures!
"Blegh, yer so disgustin', Sho-kun! Even with Yamaguchi-kun not around yer still such a fuckin' simp- wait... Did you just associate Tobio-kun with Dick appointments?!" Atsumu then stares at him in disbelief, before slapping his back accompanied with a loud laugh.
"Didn't know ya had it in ya, Tobio-kun!"
"Pfft, He's a slut in disguise, Tsumu! Don't get fooled by his face because I'm pretty sure that face got a facial from our athletic trainer himself!"
"I didn't tell you that just for you to shout it at the world dumbass!"
Atsumu, who was drinking, choked.
"YOU AND IWAIZUMI-KUN?!"
Sighing, Kageyama put down his chopsticks and gave his friend a pointed look,
"Well... I just heard from a friend of a friend that that dick was a 10/10."