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"Can I help you?" I asked quietly. Maybe too quietly, because the girl scaredly jumped and sent daggers my way like I was some pedophile. Though I was only an ordinary shop assistant.
She shook her head and disappeared to another aisle. I rubbed my eyes and told myself I will not be approaching the customers today. It was always the same. I try to offer my serivces and experiences and recommend something, but just as the store owner told me once: You are selling sex toys, not yourself.
Two pretty girls were looking at leather toys. More like a tinsel, the pink furry nothing, which was laughable for the experts. I purposely shook the shelf with leashes, to make myself visible, not to scare them off.
"If I may recommend something, in the advanced section we have quality cuffs made out of beef leather. The inside is made out of a soft felt, so they don't harm your delicate skin. They are fit for hooks as well as for the classic metal strap hooks. Our customers favor those or they use ordinary rope." I said calmly and tried to look professional. The girls did not think I looked professional. I started backing away from my speech. "B-but I understand that the pink one might be more satisfactory for a girl... After all you treat each other more gently, so if one of you doesn't picture a demanding domina, these will do just f-."
They slammed the door incredibly quickly. I did not understand why those people even come here, when they don't want to get advice or to buy something. I agreed not to address the women but to try the men. This one guy, I estimated to be the type that likes to have the same sex in the bed, so I inconspiciously steered him to the demanding gay section.
"We have a great series made out of the smoothest silicone. Phthalates free of course. These balls are perfect for anal play. Having a lot of time to get to know yourself, ball after ball, your partner shoves them up-"
He looked at me with a disgusted look and swallowed heavily.
"Maybe something rougher then? Maybe this vinyl dildo? Its radius is 7 centimetres, just as pleasant in length and a sucker which sticks to any surface." I closed my eyes to remember the time two days ago when I made myself feel good in the shower.
"Are you out of your fucking mind?" The customer interrupted my daydreaming.
He had a nice colour of voice. I was about to ask him if he was dating anyone, but he continued his rage:
"You heteros are absolutely fooled by the things you see in porn. You have no idea how much that hurts. I don't let my partner stick his dick up my ass, let alone this monstrosity.”.
"Yeah, yeah I'm so sorry... so maybe some good water based numbing lubricant adequate for sex or fisting from the Shots company..."
He slapped me. Unexpectedly. Well, it did not count as a slap. It was more like a little slap from a 10 year old schoolgirl.
I sat down on the bar stool and tried to look invisible. I was ignoring the quiet moans coming from the intimate place surrounded with red cloth, where the erotic magazines were placed. I knew what was going on, I also knew that as soon as that person leaves the cabin and the shop I will have to throw out the sticky magazine and sanitise the plastic stool. I had to go right away, if I didn't, the dry sperm would not go off that easily. The guy passed around me and out. I was about to lock up when a woman in her prime rushed to the shop. A blonde one with a bob cut.
"I don't have a lot of time," she blurted out as soon as she stepped over the sill.
I was holding a bucket with warm water, in which a cloth was drowning, in one hand and in the other some stain vanisher. I looked her up from the bottom to the top.
You bet you don't have a lot of time! I thought as I negatively scanned her clothes. Colourless t-shirt with horizontal stripes, most likely bought in some back alley secondhand and blue trousers with bright yellow suspenders. Not to comment on the long grey coat... No sex toy from our shop would help this woman out.
"Ma'am we are closed!" I said determinedly and stood in her way.
"The catastrophe is here. There is no time to stop it. My time is up!" She looked confused and was waving a flickering dildo in front of my face.
"You cannot stay here," I insisted. "It is forbidden to bring your own sex toys..."
She laughed and unexpectedly turned her head towards the ceiling. There was nothing to look at. Just a few blinking lights, that in that moment released a blinding light and then blasted off into thousands of pieces under her sight. I dropped the bucket and the vanisher. I instinctively dropped on my knees and shoved my head into my hands to protect myself. The room was dark. But just for a few seconds. I looked around curiously. I was looking directly into the strong light. Her arms turned into bright whips, slamming into the shelves and throwing the goods all around. Then her head exploded. I could taste the acid in my mouth as I almost puked. I could see clearly, how the woman's face melted and a new face emerged. Just as the shop found itself in a dazzling light, it quickly found itself in complete darkness.
"Damn, it's so dark in here," a man's voice suddenly cut in. "You have some light? A candle? A flashlight?"
"What?" I stuttered.
"I can't see anything!"
The dildo in his hand lit up. A young man was standing right in front of me instead of the woman in her prime.
"That's better," he uttered and looked around. He headed to a mirror, which occupied almost the whole wall and was making our little shop look optically bigger. "Oh God, what am I wearing!" he cried out.
"Well, the woman…"
"I was a woman?!" he cried again. "Well a woman with a bad taste. I have beautiful eyes. And those lips! Isn't that too much beauty for a guy?"
"What?" I blinked incomprehensibly.
"I've never had such a pretty face!" he continued while taking off the coat. The floor was hit by the faded t-shirt right away. "We don't have a lot of time. My sonic screwdriver notifies danger. You have some clothes I could change into?"
"What?" I gasped for air, when he turned around completely naked.
"What do you say? The face is ten out of ten but the rest... nothing much? Kinda skinny. I'm hungry, I would eat something, but saving this planet is more important. Don't you have at least some chocolate bar? And some shirt? I don't want to scratch my new body at once. There are no pubes on my chest? And even down there…."
"I don't have a chocolate bar," I gulped. "You are in a sex shop. We don't sell clothes..."
"What about this?" The young lad interrupted and started getting into leather pants, which were displayed in the costume section, intended for a bad cop roleplay. "It is kinda tight, but I guess it's okay, huh? This shirt will also do…"
He put it on. It encircled his chest and made both of his pectoral muscles and swollen nipples stand out. He turned around like a model. I had to swallow again. I wondered if I should tell him that the leather pants had a zipper on the ass and it was undone right now.
"These are really comfy," he smiled and turned to me. "You really have no food?"
"No sir. Only stimulation supplements. Erection pills. Drops for a better flavour of the semen. Chocolate flavoured essential oils…"
"Sounds good!" he licked his lips and went to plunder the shelf with supplements.
"Wait sir! That is not a good idea."
"You got a name?" he asked, in between opening the cans and throwing the tablets into his mouth.
"What?"
"How many times did you say that word?"
"What?"
"Five times and still counting. So you got a name?"
"Namjoon sir. Who are you? You were a … woman just a moment ago!"
"What'd she tell you? That we don't have time? I'm the Doctor."
"Of what? Gynaecologist?"
"No, just the Doctor."
The weird thing in his hand started to glow even more. The stains in the magazine room and its cleaning had completely slipped my mind. The ground underneath our feet was slightly shaking. The goods, that weren't thrown down by the light whips, started to move suddenly. Battery powered dildos started to shake uncontrollably. They angrily vibrated their way through paper boxes to the windows.When they finally made their way through the prison, they wiggled on the floor like rubber snakes.
"Here we go," the Doctor laughed. "Have you ever seen an apocalypse happen because of sexual frustration?"
"What?" I screamed and kicked the nearest penis imitation that got too close to my leg.
"An interdimensional breach had most likely opened nearby."
"What?"
"So much sexual frustration was gathered at this place. And at the same time, one would think that one would find here everything one's heart and reproductive organs desire."
A box, in which an inflatable doll with size G breasts and big butt was stored, ripped open and unleashed the frustrated object free. Living dicks immediately approached her and were fighting over a place where they could stick themselves up.
"Well, that would be logical" I blurted out desperately. "If a person were to stay home and nicely sexted with their partner. Well, only the ones who don't have their other half come here."
"Okay and what about you? When was the last time you've done it?" He ripped the fire extinguisher off the wall and started to spray it around. The white foam sprinkled on a shelf that looked like a piece of meat with wobbling green larvas.
"I- I dont keep a sex tracker." I scoffed.
"Aha so you are the breach." frowned the Doctor.
"What?"
"You people are so weak, thus an impeccable magnet for alien races. With your weak will, you are the perfect means of creating an interdimensional bridge.
"I don't have a weak will."
"No? Can you think of something that would close the breach? Are you saying that you are not sexually frustrated?"
"I never said so!"
"The breach is getting bigger. Even if we managed to get rid of these freaky living things, we can't possibly stop them outside. There are so many desperate men like you. They will die in agony, with the help of silicone and cock."
"What?"
"You see what you are doing? You just became even more desperate. So what, Namjoon! You really don't have an idea? I just regenerated. I'm frustrated from being a woman. I probably died as a virgin. Little help here...."
I silenced him with a deep kiss. I think it surprised not only me but him as well. He just stayed calm and let me nibble at his lower lip. It was soft and sweet like a piece of a mango. I shyly fighted my way through with my tongue.
He let me explore his mouth for a little bit and then finally let my tongue fully in. He ran his long fingers through my hair and scooped my head closer. Violently and greedy. So he could go even deeper and suck all the moisture off my mouth.
I moaned as his knee pressed at my crotch.
"I did not mean it like that." He breathed heavily when our lips parted so our lungs could get some fresh air. "I don't even know you."
"This is my first time too." I whispered and pushed him forward.
I felt a huge amount of energy that was running through my veins. I saw a light that was not coming from the weird flickering thing the Doctor used to light up the room earlier. It was frosty blue and crawling on the floor. The breach. I helplessly sat on the leather stool.
"I also don't know you. You have a name Doctor?"
I snug into his lap and with an unconcealed lust I pressed myself against his bulge. His voice was raspy and I could barely grasp his words. "I don't understand." I murmed into his ear and put his right hand into metal cuffs hanging from a metal rod. "You have a name Doctor?" I secured his other hand right above his head.
"Jin. My real name is Jin," he breathed out heavily. "And I did not mean this kind of help."
"You said that I'm the master of this dimension. That the breach is my fault and that I'm the one that can close it." I slightly closed my eyes and gently squeezed his earlobe. My hot breath was forming small drops on the side of his neck. My breath was heavy and horny.
I felt like it was me who looted the whole supplement shelf. His neck artery tasted so sweet. My heart wanted to escape my chest when the Doctor moved his imprisoned arms and thrust his erection, hiding in black leather, against mine. I pulled off my shirt and threw it somewhere into the sea of revolting rubber wieners.
I found my way under his shirt and stripped him down. He really did not have one pube on his body. I was making sure about this by gently tracking my moves, exploring every centimeter of his exposed skin.
I tried to swallow away the incoming orgasm, as I heard his moans. As his nipples collapsed under my tongue. I had so many questions about this man. How does he like it? If I should use a condom. But I did not ask him anything. I was not about to give up the hot skin for these questions.
I unzipped his pants and was convinced again, that what I had seen just a while ago really was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. He reacted to my squeeze by a slight twitch. The first drops of pre-come made its way on my palm as I gently traced his tip. "I know it is your first time but we really don't have much time," he murmured and freed himself from the cuffs in one pull.
"To be honest I have a feeling like this is my first time too." I wrapped my legs around his hips as he stood up with me. His arms which were squeezing my ass were incredibly strong.
He placed me on a sofa as if I didnt weigh anything. Roughly. I felt his hard erection on my belly. His tongue was fighting for a way in, under the pressure of lust. His hand slipped my flamingo bermudas and underwear down and put my legs on his shoulders.
His sweat curled hair tickled my face. I had to put my hand down my crotch as the Doctor teased his cock between my cheeks. "You have such pretty thighs," he whispered and I had to smile.
He was so close. I could smell a strange smell, but I could not tell what it was. As if he had collected all the smells of the world and made a dazzling drink out of it. I was about to tell him about it but suddenly he grabbed my hand a sweeped my hair out of my forehead. At the same time he kissed me hard and thrusted his hips in. He did not let me scream or moan. He took me harshly and without preparation.
I thought the end would never come. That he is going to be sliding into me for so long that the oxygen in my lungs is gonna run out. He thrusted, mixing a moan with a kiss and finally let me take a breath. The sudden ecstasy made us both breathless. I closed myself around him and with all my senses perceived the way he was twitching and pulsing inside me. I felt his chest explode in several places. I felt like he had more than one heart. The breach on the floor got even bigger. A white light enlightened the Doctor's face and made his wrinkles look deeper.
"It's not working," he growled breathlessly between the deep thrusts. "Your plan failed, Namjoon." I thrusted against him with my hips and dug my nails along the line of his spine. I was looking at him and could not hide my desire. As if I knew that he was going to stop right before the climax I slid my thighs down right above the last vertebra of the skeleton snake that was dividing his sweaty back into half. I had much more space to cooperate and move my hips in a crazy fast rhythm.
Jin was not only in my embrace but also in my captivity. He could not escape. If this was our first and last I wanted his body to forever remember me. His new body, the one he got just a few minutes ago. Pretty, smooth with light skin bedazzled with purple spots from my kisses and with red scars.
The orgasm swallowed him whole and froze his body. He could not move. He was shaking like a guitar string. I dug my heels deeper to his back, not to lose any of the drops of his failure. I pulled him closer so I could lick all the salty drops on his face. "Why didn't it work? Are you..." he inhaled and looked around.
I could not take my eyes off him. He was so sweetly nervous. Confused, even though he was satisfied, he was still frustrated by the fact that all the erotic toys were trying to get through the blinded windows. "You did not enjoy it!" he frowned and broke out of my embrace. "Damn it, I fucked a stranger and helped the apocalypse!"
"What if this wasn't exactly what I wanted?" I smiled and stepped down on my knees.
I would be lying if I said that I did not enjoy it. Just one stroke would be enough for me to make a Milkyway out of the floor. I walked around him discreetly, still resting my hands on his shoulders and stroking the delicate skin on his arms. I pressed myself on his back and put my hands over his swelling chest.
Then pinched his bloodfull nipples and once again made sure of his completely hairless chest. Only light fuzz was tracing the way down. He was still tense. Well, he ate so many supplements I was surprised he made it out safely.
"You did not want this?” he tried to hide his quiet moans. "If you did not want this...then... w-what coul-..."
"Shhhh," I whispered into his ear and undone the belt. I pulled it out of the loops slowly. The leather pants fell apart and I had access to both halves I wanted to satisfy. "You still believe we don't have enough time? What if this is all the time we have left?"
I breathed into his hair and wasn't ashamed of my moans, ashamed of how much his body makes me horny. Touching his penis and rubbing mine against his ass. I forced him to lean forward more with my weight so I could rub myself better and tighter. "Stop! What is it exactly that you are about to do?" I slid my fingers across his lips and put them in.
"I'm about to close the breach," I said dead-seriously.
Spit stained fingers slid into the tight space effortlessly. Even though he was resisting and flexing his butt muscles, my hand on his cock deprived him of defending himself. Over his shoulder I could see that the raid on the windows had stopped. I could almost sense the toys looking at me in hatred. I swear I saw a strange transparent something that separated itself from a rubber butt and disappeared into the breach. It encouraged me.
My two fingers were softly sliding deep in and out. I got hard from Jins moans and from the way he was clutching both of the tormentors of his anal. When he got too shaky from the torment and dropped to all four, it felt like a marriage proposal one does not refuse. I spit into my hand and spread it along my prancing horse.
"W-wai-."
"I'm so sorry but I've... been waiting…"
For this for so long.
The feeling of the heat undermined my knees. It was scary, how everything swallowed me. I dropped on Jin's back and stabilised my hands right next to his. I drooled over his neck and breathed in the surge of excitement. I moved first. Unnoticeable push, just to collect myself. I slowly pulled back to kneel and licked his bloody scars, which I left there. He hissed with pain. I gripped his right shoulder and directed his movements. I was looking at his spine, at his shoulder-blades as they were making hills under the skin with every thrust.
Even if I didn't want to, I closed my eyes. I was losing my mind. As waves it came and went. I was longing for closeness. I wanted to feel him deeper. I needed to hear him. I needed his mouth. I needed to whisper how unbelievably tight he was into his ear.
As if he had heard my thoughts he dropped to my crotch and I sat on my heels. He was barely moving and was just enjoying having me so deep inside. He led my hand around his penis and interlocked fingers with mine. It was so amazing, both of us touching the same spot while the hot and wet drops spattered on our hands. Our mouths were touching and our tongues were gently rubbing each other.
I closed my eyes as the room lit up with dazzling light.
He smelled like wet ground from the rain. He smelled like flowers lining the edge of a field of ripe grain in the hot summer. He smelled like an ocean engulfing the sun's rays. I could smell fresh moss covering the stones around the forest spring. And also ice crystals on the tops of the highest mountains, where no birds fly.
I was hugging his shaking body and brushing my face in his hair. I was afraid to open my eyes. I didn't want to lose this special moment. I was afraid that if I'm gonna open them everything will end and I will wake up from a dream.
"We did it!"
The romantic moment was suddenly gone. All my demons that were surrounding me dropped to the ground hard and I had to face reality.
"The breach is closing! It looks like we actually succeeded!" The Doctor was smiling and his eyes were glowing.
I licked my lips and untwisted our sticky fingers. Still dazed by the Doctor's scent and my own orgasm, I stared at the almost invisible creatures, crawling on the floor and dragging behind the equipment of the store I worked at. They were falling over the edge, leaving behind only a dim blue light.
"Wait!" I cried out as I realized that with the sexually frustrated aliens were also disappearing our sex toys. "They are stealing our goods!"
"Well you know, they are tourists too. Everyone wants to bring back a souvenir from their travels," he shrugged and got up.
“A Souvenir?” I yelped, not understanding, and started saving my employer's possessions. Those little shits were strong and did not want to give up their spoils. Suddenly the breach quietly closed and the shop found itself in the dark. Only the outside lights allowed us to see the destruction.
I was standing naked, only dressed in my red trainers in the middle of the room and was worrying what am I gonna do.
Meanwhile the Doctor was washing his hands and slipped the belt back into the pants, so he could zip up both of the zips. He looked so pleased with the “bad cop” leather pants. He even put a shirt on and was looking at other pieces of our leather clothing.
"Doctor!" I yelled at him angrily, when he threw on a leather coat, which was calf length, and looked into the mirror. "How am I gonna explain this to the owner huh?"
"If I were you I wouldn't explain anything," he shrugged and put on a policeman hat.
I angrily took it and tossed it toward the overturned shelves.
"What do you mean?"
"I would just dip off," he continued calmly and tried on a cowboy hat.
"No, I can't just dip off…"
"You can't?" The leather ankle boots on heels with metal buckles suited him so well. He managed to choose his size on the first try.
The Doctor turned to me and smiled with those full lips.
"I don't have a car. I don't even have a driver's license," I said and looked at the top of my shoes, embarrassed.
"To dip means needing a vehicle in your world?" He made sure and stepped up to the window, where a few dildos with suckers stayed stuck on the glass still - the ones I have praised earlier.
"Well, probably not" I did not want to admit that I have no other excuse.
"What would you say if I told you that I could take you to places where no one knows you, and where nobody would care who you are," Jin said and opened the window. Fresh moist air entered the store and began to expel all odors saturated with sexual lust. "I'll admit, I don't have a car or a license, but I have Tardis."
I moved a few inches to see what he's pointing at. There was an old blue police box standing on the street. It looked like it would fit the streets of London more. Definitely not the streets of Seoul.
"A box?" I made myself sure.
"Tardis," he corrected me and climbed the windowsill. "I'm not forcing anyone. I never force anyone to join me. It's always been your decision. The decision of our companions."
Before I could ask who the companions were, he jumped down. The leather cloak rose like the wings of a dark bat man for a moment. He landed on the ground lightly.
"What would you say to ancient Rome?" he yelled at me from the street. "Can you imagine how many naked men were prancing around without underwear? Maybe you would fit in!"
I realised I was still naked. I looked around, to find where I left my clothes.
"Tardis has a huge dressing room with a huge selection of clothes. I'm sure you'll choose something," he laughed when he saw me defenseless in the window. "Come on, Namjoon. Didn't you like saving the world? With me…," he opened the door of the wooden box and turned around one last time. "You can save it several times with me, there are many worlds that are in need of a Doctor and his companion."
My jump off wasn't as effective as the Doctors. The window was higher than I thought. I fell hard and my ankle cracked. I limped my way to the Doctor.
"Come on in my dear Namjoon," he bowed and let me pass inside.
I stepped over the sill and the door closed behind me. Jin grabbed my shoulders and with a smile whispered:
"Why have only your world, when you can have the whole universe."