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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
It's pretty obvious, but the name of the game with Sanji, both during and after sex, is body worship; aftercare to him is just an extension of that. Much like your relationship, it's all or nothing with him, so you can expect the whole nine yards: cuddles, praise, water and food, and clean up. Less expected is the clinginess. Sanji is clingy, that we all know, but after sex, it's like his dials been turned to 11. You can expect to not leave the bed or his arms afterward for a good few hours; or, if you two went at it in a less, ah, private area, to have him hover around you, looking a little flushed.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On you, he's very, very fond of your thighs. And when I mean very, I mean that if you let that man live between your thighs, he would. He loves the way they jiggle whenever you move, he loves the way they twitch when he runs his thumb over your inner thigh, he loves the way they spasm when he uses his tongue to bring you to orgasm over and over and over again.
On himself, he's pretty blase, but if he had to choose, it'd probably be his hands. What can he say? They just fit so perfectly around your neck.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to cum inside of you. Seeing it drip out, running down your leg, delicious in it's messiness, he could purr from satisfaction. He loves marking you, loves the evidence that you're his and his alone.
One memorable round, he'd sat back after coming on your stomach only to watch you dip your fingers into the mess and bring it to your mouth so you could let your tongue lick it up. He's pretty sure he blacked out after that, because the next thing he remembers is you sobbing in ecstasy as he pressed your head into the mattress and fucked you so hard there were bruises the next day. Just thinking about it afterward makes his dick physically twitch.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He'll never say it out loud - will hardly even consider it in the confines of his own mind, that's how terrified of this getting away from him - but sometimes. Sometimes. When he sees you sitting with another man, hell, with anyone, when he sees you laughing with the stupid marimo, when he sees anyone who isn't him rake their eyes over your form, he wants to bend you over right in front of them and show them who, exactly, you belong to. The thought of someone watching, of someone seeing you fall apart at his touch, of them wanting you but not being able to have you like he can - god. The first time he'd realized what, exactly, he was thinking about, his entire face had gone a fiery shade of red and he'd had to excuse himself to the restroom to, uh, relieve himself. He thinks if you ever expressed interest in something like that, he might actually lose his damn mind.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's experienced, to an extent. Like, Sanji, before he was with you, was a raging flirt. It's not at all surprising that he's got some notches in his bedpost. You're the first serious relationship he's ever had, however, and he's more than okay with that. Sanji loves you, genuinely and with his whole heart, and he's not afraid to show it.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He pretends he doesn't have a favorite, but if the way his eyes go a little hazy whenever you let him go down on you is any indication, he's a sucker for eating pussy. And fuck, he sure deserves it; the man eats you out like your his last meal, no pun intended. He's spent hours on end with his tongue buried in you, whether that be you sitting on his face or you on your back and him on his knees. He eats you out like it isn't for your benefit; like the mind-breaking orgasms he brings you to are simply a side effect and not the main goal in the first place.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He gets a little too worked up to be goofy, but if something happens, he's not above laughing at himself or the situation. He's happy to be able to share those little moments with you between one mind-breaking orgasm and the next.
H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Sanji takes good care of himself. He prides himself on his own hygiene and self-care! I mean, he's not gonna be, like, completely bare, but it's gonna be neat and it's gonna be clean. Plus, he has an absolutely delicious happy trail that you would miss dearly if it went away.
As for the carpet matching the drapes - Sanji is a natural blonde, but if his goatee is any indication, his body hair tends to be darker. All of it is natural, and he doesn't have any more explanation for it than you do.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
It's intimate. As stated before, Sanji's adoration for you can hardly be put into words. He fucks you hard and fast, and as he does it, he whispers in your ear how much he loves you, how he doesn't know how he ever lived without you, how he doesn't know if he ever can live without you now. He's sure if you looked up at him, teary-eyed and utterly ruined, and asked him to do something, it doesn't matter what it is—he'd do it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Before he met you, he jacked off pretty often. On the Baratie, it was more of a stress reliever than anything else, trying to get that pent up tension to disappear, if only for a moment. And then, on the ship, he'd done it even less, because it was always one disaster after another with the Straw Hats, and he'd hardly ever have a moment to himself anyways. After he meets you, he stops almost completely; why jack off when he has you right there? Of course he still does it, but instead of, say, once a week, it's now more like once every couple weeks. It really depends on how stressed he is.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Edging. There's...okay, there's a lot more than that, but when he's feeling in a subby mood, edging is the first one to come to mind. When he's domming? Hair pulling, breath play, and, uh. Well. Breeding. Raging, raging breeding kink. He doesn't say it out loud, but it became pretty obvious the first time you told him to cum inside of you and he went almost feral with how hard he fucked you.
Also—well. Let's just say he's a big, big fan of finger-sucking (both giving and receiving) and leave it at that.
(He's totally a closet exhibitionist as well. Like, he doesn't wanna share you with anyone, and the thought of doing so makes him feel a little violent, but he wants to show people that you're his and only his. Sanji thinks if you showed even a modicum of interest in that, he'd actually lose his fucking mind.)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
A bed. Like, he'll fuck you anywhere and everywhere, and he's more than happy every time, but a bed means that the two of you can really take your time. It's an easy choice, honestly.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Listen. Sanji is literally down to do it anytime, anywhere. As long as you're ready to go, so is he.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Sado-masochism. Sanji's hurt a lot of people in his life, and he's been hurt by a lot of people in his life. Hell, the two of you are pirates; you two are constantly on the run and constantly getting into fights. Oh, sure, he's not against biting or a little bit (read: a lot) of hair pulling, maybe even some light choking, but that's about as far as he'll go.
Other than that? Sharing. Sanji doesn't share. And he knows it's ridiculous, what with his own fantasies of someone watching you two go at it, but the idea of someone else ever touching you the way he does makes him literally rabid with jealousy. He can't help it—if they wanna watch, he doesn't care, be his guest, but he is the only one who gets to touch you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Sanji's a warm-blooded man, of course he likes getting his dick sucked. There's something about you kneeling in front of him, your hands gripping his thighs as you try and choke down his cock that makes his neurons feel like they're shutting down. He can't help it, really, the feeling of your tongue dragging up his dick makes it near impossible not to throw his head back and just let go.
But god, god, he'd be a fucking liar if he said he wasn't borderline addicted to the way you thrashed and writhed when he puts his mouth on you. Because the fact of the matter is that Sanji is good, is by and far the best oral giver out of anyone else in the crew, maybe even in general. You're the sweetest thing he's ever tasted, and there's a part of him that thinks he could die happily between your thighs if you'd let him. In other words, he's a giver more than a taker, but he'll happily agree to let you go down on him if you ask.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He tries to be sensual, he really, really does - but he loses himself so easily in you, it's almost embarrassing. He wants you all the time, and can hardly keep his hands off of you, so while it starts romantic, often the two of you devolve into a writhing mess as he fucks into you as hard as he can. Of course, he makes up for it afterward with love and care and affection, but in the moment, he'll very quickly fall apart under your touch. It's addicting, having that kind of power over him.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Sanji likes to take his time with you, but on a relatively small ship with nine other people constantly around, that isn't always an option. Hell, the first time you two ever did anything, it was in one of the broom closets, your back pressed to the door and his face buried between your thighs as everyone else partied on outside.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
If you ask him to try something, and the two of you talk about it beforehand, then he's always down to try something new! At first, you're a little worried he only says 'yes' to these things because you're asking him to, but you realize pretty quickly that Sanji just likes you that much, and that he wants to try new things with you of his own volition.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
What Sanji lacks in recovery time, he most certainly makes up for in stamina. When you're in a hurry, he makes it quick, but when you have time to really go at it? He's been known to keep you going for, at minimum, an hour. He can usually go for 2 or so rounds, not including the vigorous foreplay or oral that's performed on you beforehand. But once he's out? He's out.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Sanji has nothing against toys. Of course, he likes to be the one touching you, but if you wanna fuck yourself on a dildo in front of him while telling him how much you wish it were him instead? He's certainly not complaining.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Sanji adores you. Like, it's genuinely impossible to put into words how much he loves you. He's entertained the idea of teasing you, but it all falls apart the moment you look at him, teary-eyed, and moan his name. When you beg, he turns to putty in your hands. It's a little terrifying, the power you have over him, but he can't really bring himself to care when you look at him like that.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
The noises Sanji makes are, in a word, divine. He tries to be quiet, but it's an exercise in futility; he can't help but sing your praises every time he sinks into you, every time your wrap his lips around him, every time you cum on his cock. He whines, he moans, he grunts, and you every single noise he makes right up.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He's a switch! One day, he'll wake up and wanna wrap his hands around your neck as he fucks you so hard into whatever surface your on that you can't even remember your own name, and the next, he'll be on his knees, hands twitching and begging you to please, let him touch you, he's been so good, please, please. He's so polite when subs, too! Says please, thank you and all that fun stuff!
Also, when he subs, he cries when he cums. And I'm not saying that it's ridiculously hot, but...I'm also not not saying that.
Also also, Sanji has a pretty raging oral fixation. Finger sucking in particular really gets him going.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Dick wise, he's pretty solid; 7 or so inches, not that thick but more than enthusiastic to make up for it.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
I think I've said it enough, but here it is one last time: Sanji is literally down to do the dirty with you all the time.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Sanji only falls asleep once you do, but once he's out, he's out, and outside of an emergency you won't be getting him back up for a good couple of hours afterward.