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"HELLO KAEYA PLS COME WITH ME I WANNA MAKE EXPLOSIONS", yelled Klee and all the knights got a heart attack and dropped to the ground.
Kaeya came out of Jeans office, his massive fucking balongadongas jiggling happily on his body. Jean was lying on thbe groundf because thisd btich always working too much so she died from stress and also the sight of kaeyas big ass boobs lol.
"Hello tiny terrorist child, what do you want to destroy?", asked Kaeyas left boob, whcih he named Steve just because he felt like it and the dude looks like a steve just loook at him.
"I WANT BIG BOOM LETS GO", the arsonist toddler scrreched, killing another twenty people in mondstat. She grabbed Kaeyas huge honkiedonkies and pulled him to dawn winery.
As they approached the winery, they hearsd my chemical romance blasting, which meant diluc was home cuz he is a emo cuz his dad died and real emod lidten to mcr. Kaeyas right boob, who he named Mark, because he looks like Mark zuckerberg screamed in agony, because he has no music taste. Kaeya slapped himm, because he is secretly also emo, but diluc cant know cuz BROTHER RIVALRY MAHAJHAHHAHAHAHA
Klee laughed like a rabid arsonistg and ran towards the big ass house with an inhuman screecnjh, throweing bombs along the way, destroying everything anfl killign hundreds of innocent people. Thazt made her even more happy.
Kaeya just dtoot there, watchinf thew chaos while squeezingf his boobs.
"WHAT DA HECC IS GOING ON YOU IDIOT CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY!!!!!" Diluc yelled and ran out of the winery, holding eyeliner in his hand, which hee hafb scribbeld all over his dumbass looking braindead face.
"I WILL DESTROY ALL YOUR ALCOHOL MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAH", the little shit bomb child screamed, thrownf a huga ass bomb thingy at the wine barrels
IT MADE A HUGE BIG BOOM BOOM AND EVERYTHING BLOW UP AND AUHHAHHHAHAWHWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Klee made inhuman noises as she ran thorgu the firwe, destroyinf even more things alonf ther wny.
Diluc looked at the burnt down winery, tears streaming down his ugly ass face, smearinfg his eyelinfer. The fire has also destoryed his loud fuking speakers, so the mcr music went out and Dilcu cried even louder.
Kaeyas boobs jiggled in relief, because they were freed from their suffering listeninf to emo music. Kaeya also laughed like a biotch at diluc, cuz he likes his brother to suffer cuz BROTHER RIVALRY MAHAHAHHAHAHJHAHJAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Diluc getas relly mad and grabs Kaeyas boobs, which isrt sexuaöl at all i promise and yells angry mcr lyrics at him.
Kaeya doesnt speak emo evenm if he lost two dads but he has huge ass junga jungas and diluc doesnt lol
"OMG BIG ASS BOOBS IS THE SOLUTION TO THE EMO PANDEMIC I HAVE FOUND THE CURE", kaeya yelled and shoved Steve and Mark into Diluc face. He fell asleep like a fucking baby becuase he looks like one, ugly ass bitcj
meanwhile klee bathes in burning alcohol, finally losing her tiny terrorist mind completely the end