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I Want It Up My Ass Too

Summary:

Based on a joke my friend said. Basically it was something like "Eddie Brock probably has an OnlyFans to support himself, he's so broke."
Dan finds Eddie's OnlyFans with Venom (pretending to be another person) and Anne finds out, but she's not mad.

Chapter 1: Surfing the Web

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It’s Dan’s day off, and he’s already said goodbye to Anne with a kiss on the cheek. She’s doing important things today while he is eager to get his hands dirty.

This particular website he wants to visit so badly requires a subscription, so he uses a debit card Anne does not know about to acquire it. Firstly, he opens his laptop, then a private browser, which does not mean complete privacy but it does mean Dan can go untraceable. He types “onlyfans.com” into the navigation bar and enters his credentials.

Before all of this which I am describing, Eddie Brock was of course let go from The Eddie Brock Report after in/famously calling out Carlton Drake for something later proved true. The network which hosted the show offered him a job again after the incident in which Drake blew up along with his rocket and symbiote friend, but Eddie refused, being unforgiving of the humiliation. Soon, the website Only Fans launched. It was similar to Patreon but was popular for NSFW content. Eddie made one which involved him and his alien partner, Venom. Him and Venom had a very close romantic and sexual relationship. Because of their size difference and the mystery surrounding who was running the OF account (as Brock’s face was cropped from the videos), Brock quickly gained a lot of horny subscribers, including Dan. There’s a story behind this:

Dan was a semi-regular Reddit user (are we surprised?). He liked to browse the r/conspiracy subreddit to laugh at symbiote theories (although no one called them that) and other stupid little forums we don’t care about. Well, on r/conspiracy, Dan saw a post with the title, “Is this OnlyFans account run by Eddie Brock?” The post was flagged NSFW of course, so Dan knew he had to take a look into it. After all, he would be able to tell if it really was Eddie. Dan quickly created an OF account with a username entirely unrelated to himself and using his unknown debit card, got to the account the Redditor was talking about. A couple of 5-10 minute videos had been posted already, so he clicked on the first one. While he had never heard Eddie moan before, he was sure he would be able to recognize his voice if he said anything. What he saw was the view of a couple having sex with Eddie as the bottom on his stomach, and a dark, muscly figure behind him; Venom. The alien living inside Eddie had formed a body for himself but was probably still attached to Eddie. Well of course this is him , Dan thought, so he sat there telling himself he would wait until the video was over to cancel his subscription, delete his account, and then report the post on r/conspiracy for being just some gossip post to help Eddie keep his account unknown. But Dan couldn’t take his eyes off the screen and he felt heat pooling at his pubic area. He looked down, breathing deeply, and he saw the outline of his boner coming up from under his underwear. Dan looked around for Anne but she was catching up on a Netflix show in the living room, while he was in their room, which had a desk where he worked, and there he sat getting hard to her ex-boyfriend and his alien boyfriend.

Dan went to the bathroom to wank it out and after that, on every day off, he made sure to check on Eddie’s Only Fans. Anne knew that Dan was bisexual, but she didn’t know about this sort of infidelity. She wasn’t the type to think that porn was cheating, just that it meant they weren’t communicating each other’s sexual needs properly. Except this was her ex-boyfriend’s porn. 

Dan wasn’t sexually attracted to Eddie. Sure, he could appreciate the man’s build, tattoos and voice, but they all were part of a man who was a bum, and also, he loves Anne, not anyone else. But then seeing Venom awakened something in him. He didn’t think the creature was capable of love, neither did he want to find out, but damn, that body. It was enormous, and while it was humanoid, it was still slimy and unrealistically ripped. The huge animalistic face, full of sharp shiny teeth and a tongue the size of a large intestine made Dan feel powerless and that also made him horny. He had jerked off before to the thought of Venom using him like a toy, just filling him with whatever came out of the slimy dark cock. Would it get him pregnant with little symbiotes? Probably, but Dan would never find out and he was okay with that. It was just a little fantasy, but at least now he got to see how Venom fucks.

Dan appreciated Eddie’s bottoming ability. The man took it like a champ, and while his face always seemed like he was slightly in pain, he never gave up and satisfied Venom lovingly. Venom seemed to sometimes lose control and would shake the bed they were on to the point of the camera itself shaking, despite obviously being on a tripod. He was actually shaking the ground on which the tripod was on. What a feral little creature. 

Today’s video was a little different. Eddie was sitting on Venom’s lap today and he was totally naked, except he was using some leather bounds on his chest, and his hands were tied back. This was because a subscriber paid extra for him to wear these things in his next video, and this was that video. Dan paused and looked hard. The leather complemented Eddie’s body and its darkness against his, well, whiteness looked really sexy. Dan could already feel himself getting hard, but to avoid any doubts about whether he was attracted to Eddie, he played the video. He could hear Venom’s heavy, dark breathing under Eddie. He was already inside of him, they just needed to start fucking.

Venom started with a sexy, slow rhythm. Eddie held his breath for a second, adjusting to the thrusting mass inside of him. The large obsidian hands slid down his side and rested under Eddie’s ass. The angle which entered Eddie changed slightly, however the difference in feeling must’ve been huge as Eddie yelled out a moan. Liquid dripped from his dick onto Venom and disappeared. 

Dan was laid back in his leather office chair, sinking further and further as he pleasured himself to the image on the screen. He was breathing heavily as the lust surged through his bloodstream. But he could also tell that with lust there was love, and that made this video all the more special. Dan then started to spread his legs, resting his feet on the desk. He sucked and licked a finger, leaving it wet and inserted it into his ass. A happy moan, then another finger. He tried different angles until something felt right, and kept going, copying Venom’s pace. Then he started to lift himself up and let himself down on this finger, rocking the office chair and desk. The balance was hard to keep as the chair had wheels that could zoom from under him if there was a miscalculated movement.

Dan finally came on the shirt he was wearing. He would’ve aimed differently but he was too distracted by all the self-pleasure and by the vivid fantasy in his head of Venom engulfing him in heat, lust and tentacles.

“Shit,” came out almost a whisper out of Dan’s mouth as he got himself up to clean the shirt. The video was left open.

While he was in the bathroom, Anne unexpectedly put her keys in the lock of the front door of their apartment. 

“Hello honey, I’m home!” Anne said humorously. Mr. Belvedere came up, giving her head bumps. She put down her luxurious leather bag (which she got with her previously earned lawyer money) and picked Mr. B up. Carelessly, Anne walked around calling for Dan. She heard the bathroom sink so she went closer to wait for Dan to come out. That’s when she saw the screen.

Dan exited the bathroom, rethinking his actions. Should I delete his account and be done with it? Should I tell Anne? I mean, her ex is involved.

“Hello Dan.” Said Anne nonchalantly. 

“AH!” from Dan.

“Care to explain what this is?” She said, one hand on her hip and one pointing to the screen.

“I was going after a rumour.” Dan said, which wasn’t exactly false…

“What are you holding? Where’s your shirt?”

“I got coffee on my shirt so I was cleaning it in the bathroom.”

“Where’s the mug, or the smell of coffee, Dan? You know we don’t have the best ventilation, I’d be able to smell the coffee that you drink black, just like the fucking alien on the screen!”

“I CAN EXPLAIN!” He yelled back. Mr. Belvedere had scurried off to his napping spot by now, both scared of the yelling but also sensing the tension between his owners.

“Someone on Reddit-”

“Uh huh,”

“Was asking if this person’s Only Fans account-”

“Yeah,”
“Was owned by Eddie Brock. Since I’ve met him, I thought I’d look into it, so I made a throw-away account. And it’s him, I think he’s in financial trouble!”

“No, he was offered a job back at the news agency but turned it down.”
“Well, I guess your ex is making porn with a fucking alien, Anne.”

“You were jerking off to it, weren’t you?”

A long pause.

“No.”

“I get it Dan, the alien has sex appeal,” Anne scoffed and walked away to look out of the window. “I know, because I wanna get fucked by it-or him- too.”

An even longer pause.

“What?” Dan said in disbelief and curiosity.

“I have fantasies with Venom, but then I remember Eddie’s attached to the thing. I enjoyed sex with Eddie when we were together but he’s honestly so musty, I’ve gotten used to having sex with a clean man because of you, dear.”

“Geez, thanks very much.” said Dan sarcastically.

“On top of that, I love you, honey!” Anne grabbed Dan’s shoulder and arm and nuzzled into him.
“Look, I’m fine with you being attracted to Venom, but please stop looking at Eddie’s porn, that’s just sick. I just wish you had told me sooner.”

“Okay, okay,” Dan said as they both nuzzled into each other as the noon sun hit them.

In bed sat Dan, reading a novel he had recently picked up at the bookstore next to his office and Anne lied down, with the blanket up to her chin. She stared at the ceiling deep in thought. It had been about thirty minutes since they got in bed after tooth brushing and all that but it was only now that any of them spoke up. The issue from that morning hadn’t been repeated since.

“Dan?”

“Yeah?”

“What would you say about a threesome with Venom?”

Once again, a long pause. Dan robotically bookmarked the page he was on, set down his glasses on the bedside table and sat again in a default position.

“What!?” He let out as the question finally sunk in.

“Yeah, he could either enter one of us, or we accept having sex with technically Eddie but you know…”
“You’re serious?” Dan turned his neck to Anne.

“Yes, but please don’t be offended, I love you and I am attracted to you just like I was the first day we met, but I am so curious…”

“I love the idea.” Dan finally said. “And I trust you Anne, I know you don’t mean anything bad.”
“Oh I love you, I love how much you understand.” She said, sitting up to hold Dan’s face. They kissed and agreed to go to sleep. She would contact Eddie in the morning since she’s known him for the longest. They would talk about it in person, not through text as to not have any digital footprint of this plan. After all, if the government found out about Venom in Eddie, they’d send him straight to the CIA.