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Homos groupchat
jinxnotpowder: who tf made this groupchat
vistansredtv: i did
vistansredtv: now i dont have to text yall separately when i need homework answers
melswings2ways: it doesnt matter
melswings2ways: im the only one who replies
vistansredtv: love you for that babe<3
caitstansfolklore: im literally right here
bimbojayce: wait, is vi cheating on cait?
jinxnotpowder: i love ur username
jinxnotpowder: it suits you
vistansredtv: anyways can some1 get me out of here
caitstansfolklore: where are you?
vistansredtv: in detention
ekkodoesntcare: why tf are you in detention again
ekkodoesntcare: you've been there 2 times this week already
ekkodoesntcare: its wednesday
vistansredtv: i punched the math teacher
caitstansfolklore: WHAT? WHY??
viktorthescientist: good, i hate her
vistansredtv: she was being a bitch like always
vistansredtv: i was looking at the pics cait sent me yesterday on my phone
vistansredtv: and when she saw me she started screaming at me, while mylo was literally playing league on his and she didnt even care
vistansredtv: so i punched her like bro, i swear shes rude & homophobic
bimbojayce: shes not! she likes me :)
melswings2ways: yes baby, but its cuz you look straighter than caitlyns a's
jinxnotpowder: no one cares ab caitlyns grades
vistansredtv: i do
caitstansfolklore: aww thank you Violet :) <3
ekkodoesntcare: ew
jinxnotpowder: yeah obv since you wanna fuck her so bad
vistansredtv: i already do
caitstansfolklore: VI!! Could you please not talk about our sex life here?
ekkodesontcare: yes please
vistansredtv: yall r homophobic
jinxnotpowder: nah, i just dont like u
vistansredtv: ill show this to vander
jinxnotpowder: do it, he likes me better
vistansredtv: ...
vistansredtv: anyways, whats yalls fav taylor album??
melswings2ways: omg i love evermore & 1989
viktorthescientist: fearless
viktorthescientist: taylors version
vistansredtv: ofc
vistansredtv: fuck scooter braun
vistansredtv: my fav is red tv, but i love speak now too
caitstansfolklore: i love folklore :)
jinxnotpowder: reputation
vistansredtv: yeah right i can hear u blasting lover like every night
jinxnotpowder: stfu
ekkodoesntcare: speak now
bimbojayce: oohh i love debut
vistansredtv: tbh i cant even make fun of u for that its amazing
vistansredtv: cupcake if u ever do me like jake gyllenballs ill write a 10 min song too
caitstansfolklore: dont ever use both of our names in a sentence together again
vistansredtv: i thought you hated cupcake ;)
melswings2ways: you know she doesnt
melswings2ways: i literally called her cupcake once and she immediately turned around
vistansredtv: why r u calling my gf pet names?
melswings2ways: bro
melswings2ways: i legit have 2 bfs
vistansredtv: what about me baby :((
bimbojayce: why is vi flirting with my gf?
vistansredtv: cuz i could steal her from u anytime
melswings2ways: cant argue with that
caitstansfolklore: vi, you dont have a crush on mel right?
vistansredtv: noo cait dont worry i dont :)
jinxnotpowder: ew the piltie turned u soft
vistansredtv: stfu
viktorthescientist: wait vi... is that you?
vistansredtv: wdym
viktorthescientist: well i see a red haired lady running towards the parking lot
viktorthescientist: omg did you escape detention??
vistansredtv: i did mfs >:)
ekkodesontcare: i let helped her get out
vistansredtv: love u for that little man <33333333
ekkodesontcare: ew i have a gf
jinxnotpowder: vi you flirt with everyone in this groupchat
vistansredtv: i dont because fortunately for u im not into incest
jinxnotpowder: i would hope so
melswings2ways: YALL I KICKED CAIT OUT
melswings2ways: and vi, before you strangle me its cuz i have an idea for a prank
vistansredtv: ...im listening
melswings2ways: shes in viktors lab rn so he could take her phone and change up words yk
melswings2ways: so if she says vi her phone will automatically turn it into like idk jinx
jinxnotpowder: omfg
vistansredtv: mel this is why i love you
viktorthescientist: fortunately for you she just left her phone here
viktorthescientist: okay i changed 'vi' to 'jinx' and 'dont like' to 'wanna fuck'
vistansredtv: why did u do the latter
viktorthescientist: cause we know cait doesnt like jinx so she'll try to say that she doesnt like her
vistansredtv: viktor i love you more than jinx be my brother
jinxnotpowder: excuse me
jinxnotpowder: and we have enough brothers
melswings2ways: ANYWAYS im gonna add her back
melswings2ways added caitstansfolklore to the chat
melswings2ways: HEY CAITLYN <333
melswings2ways: you got kicked out of the group for no reason idk
caitstansfolklore: oh no worries :)
melswings2ways: sooo cait, whos ur gf?
caitstansfolklore: umm you already know its jinx
caitstansfolklore: jinx*
caitstansfolklore: JINX*
vistansredtv: wait cait wtf
jinxnotpowder: um ew caitlyn i have a bf And ur my sisters gf
caitstansfolklore: i didnt mean jinx i meant jinx
vistansredtv: is this ur way of telling me ur in love w my sister?!
caitstansfolklore: NO I WANNA FUCK JINX
caitstansfolklore: WANNA FUCK JINX*
caitstansfolklore: WHATS GOING ON??
vistansredtv: if u wanted to break up with me u shouldve just said that :(
caitstansfolklore: I DONT JINX PLEASE I LOVE YOU JINX
jinxnotpowder: sheesh
jinxnotpowder: welp i dont
caitstansfolklore: something's wrong with my phone, i meant to say i love jinx and that i wanna fuck jinx
vistansredtv: CAITLYN WTF?!
bimbojayce: wait so cait's in love w jinx?
caitstansfolklore: NO IM NOT IM IN LOVE WITH JINX
melswings2ways: im peeing
viktorthescientist: ew
melswings2ways: this is so funy i cant evn write im laghing soo hard
vistansredtv: ig im single now
vistansredtv: maybe i should go fuck jessica now shes been flirting with me since like freshman year
caitstansfolklore: WTF DONT!
vistansredtv: well ur the one who wants to fuck my sister
vistansredtv: this shit hurts
caitstansfolklore: IM TELLING YOU, I MEANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU JINX
caitstansfolklore: JINX***
bimbojayce: im so confused
ekkodoesntcare: me too
ekkodoesntcare: why r u trying to f my gf?
caitstansfolklore: IM NOT?!
melswings2ways: OKAY PEOPLE IM DONE, CAITLYN THIS WAS A JOKE, VIKTOR CHANGED WORDS IN UR PHONE OR WHATEVER
melswings2ways: viktor pls fix it its seriously starting to disturb me
vistansredtv: me too tbh
caitstansfolklore: all of you fucking suck
vistansredtv: damn cupcake isnt that word like illegal in piltover
caitstansfolklore: fuck you even more vi
vistansredtv: aww baby its okay, we're not broken up ;))
vistansredtv: i promise i wont fuck jessica it was all a joke
vistansredtv: well except that shes been flirting w me since the freshman year
jinxnotpowder: this was fucking hilarious but seeing caitlyn screaming how she wants to fuck me was scary asf
caitstansfolklore: all of you guys, go to bloody hell
ekkodoesntcare: shiver me timbers
bimbojayce: wait so caitlyn doesnt want to fuck jinx?
vistansredtv: im wheezing jayce's comments make my day
vistansredtv: besides cupcake's ass
caitstansfolklore: viktor how could you do this
viktorthescientist: idk it seemed fun
viktorthescientist: and it was lmfao
caitstansfolklore: im leaving
vistansredtv: wait cupcake, can i see you 2nite?
caitstansfolklore: fine, but its only because i love you
vistansredtv: aww i love u too im sorry for this prank <33
jinxnotpowder: ew
ekkodoesn'tcare: ur not sorry lmao nice try
melswings2ways: well i better get back to class, see yall later
vistansredtv: bye bae
jinxnotpowder: i-
jinxnotpowder: im done bye