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It has been a long week for the Rinmeikan girls. Seeing that they worked hard, Fumi decided to treat them to a feast of ponzu cooking while inviting the Siegfeld Edels as well. As the cooking drew to a close and the tables were being set, Ichie decided to ask Fumi a question.
“Fumi, can I ask you a question?”
“Sure.”
“Which one do you love more: Ponzu or Shiori-chan?”
“What are you talking about? Of course I love them both equally.” Fumi responded as she set a pot down on the dining table
“But let’s say one of them will vanish from the Earth forever, which one will you choose?”
Fumi froze, unable to answer the question. Ponzu and Shiori were the most important thing in the world to her. To abandon one was completely impossible.
“Um.. You see…. Well…”
The other girls began judging looking at Fumi with concern
“F-Fumi senpai, you can’t choose between ponzu and your sister?”
“To think Fumi senpai would actually place more value on a sauce than her sister. This is really surprising”
“Yuyuko chan, I don’t think it is like that. But I must say I am surprised that Fumi would hesitate”
“Eeeeh! You would choose ponzu over Shiori-chan?”
“No! It’s not like that! It’s just…”
Before Fumi could finish, the room door was flinged open, revealing a tearful blonde
“Oneechan!”
“Sh-Shiori?!” Fumi turned around, paled as she was caught cheating on her sister with a sauce
“I cannot believe you! After all we have been through, a sauce actually meant more to you than me? Your sister?” Shiori wailed
“No Shiori! It’s not like that!” Fumi scrambled to explain, “I love you a lot and you are very important to me!”
“Clearly not as much as ponzu considering you are willing to dump me in Siegfeld but still continuing to indulge in ponzu!”
Everyone present in this debacle gasped
“Shiori! you didn’t have to do her like that!”
“Well, looks like Fumi-san is not really faithful after all.”
“Fumi, I cannot believe you are more loyal to a sauce than your old school and sister”
“Enough all of you. You are making this worse.”
“Shiori, no.” Fumi approached Shiori cupping her cheeks, “Ponzu is important to me but you are as important to me as well. I…”
“You are still talking as if ponzu is on the same level as me!” Shiori shook free of of Fumi and did the unthinkable.
*SLAP*
Everyone gasped again
“I HATE YOU!”
Shiori ran out of the dorm sobbing
“Wait! Shiori!”
Fumi also rushed out of the trying to catch up to her sister to explain her infidelity
Everyone who were still in the dorm fell silent, still trying to comprehend the drama that just unfolded
“Well..” Yuyuko yawned, “I guess it’s dinner time”