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In Hogwarts
Tom: *yawns*
Harry: Being good-looking must be tiring, right?
Tom: Then you must be exhausted-
Abraxas: My lord, please shut up.
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Tom: For the last time, I was not drunk the previous night Harry Evan!
Harry: You colored my face with a highlighter saying 'You are important Harry'; you took another one and it did again by saying 'You are critical'
Tom: But that is because you are!
Harry: Oh Merlin!
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Harry: This is utterly the biggest lie I have heard; Tom does not fancy me.
Abraxas: He does
Orion: He does
Tom: I do
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Tom: Abraxas, I need your ... assistance with a minor issue.
Tom: I have told a lie to my beloved saying that I can cook; in reality, I can not.
Abraxas: *spreading butter with a cutting knife on bread* You have chosen the right person, My lord.
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After graduating from Hogwarts and getting married.
Them having a fight
Tom: Was I wrong Perhaps; Am I the one who will apologize no.
Harry: *Ignoring Tom for more than 5 minutes*
Tom: Harry Evans Riddle, I sincerely apologize my love. I have brought you your favorites.
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Abraxas: How was the honeymoon to Albania?
Harry: Tom had gotten drunk and almost ripped our marriage certificate
Harry: He said " Good luck on returning me without your receipt."
Tom: I did nothing like that.
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Tom: Harry, love. I think the child needs your undivided attention.
Harry: Tom. As long as I am sure Tomas favors you more than me; and stop calling him chid!
Tom: But look at him!
Tomas: *crying in toms arms*
Harry: *carries Tomas in arms*
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Tomas: Dad Papa!
Harry and Tom: yes?
Tomas: Look! *floats Harrys favorite vase*
Harry: Tomas, put that down-
Tomas: *accidentally breaks it* uh-
Tom: Melin
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