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t- why in relationships with a height difference does the shorter person always have to stand on their toes? why doesn't the taller person squat ever?
k- u want me to get on my knees before i kiss you and bart?
t- and?
t- are you implying you're going to kiss us both at the same time?
k- not if u dont wanna
c- i think the taller person should bend in half
k- what if i dont want to bend in half to kiss my boyfriends?
c- i meant cissie should bend in half to kiss me
c- but you also deserve to be humbled
b- did you guys know there’s a sex toy called the humbler?
b- don’t remember what it does exactly, but i think it goes across the back of a guy’s thighs to keep him on his keeps
b- and it like stretches his balls so any small movement hurts SO MUCH
b- i dont know if that counts as a sex toy actually
b- i think that might just be bdsm gear
b- what’s the difference between bdsm gear and sex toys?
b- something can be both, right?
b- like a spiked dildo would probably count as bdsm and a sex toy?
k- i dont think a spiked dildo would be safe to use
t- but stretching your balls is totally safe?
c- hey bart
b- hi
b- im ordering pizza anyone want any?
t- yeah get my regular please
k- pepperoni please
c- hawaiian
b- got it
b- pizzas here come get some
b- the 8 boxes of cheese are for me
k- thanks
t- someone bring me mine?
t- im making a breakthrough in this case
c- the one you've been working on for three months?
t- noooo
t- no headway there
t- ive been on this bad boy for a year and a half
k- i can be your bad boy, tim ;)
t- bring me my pizza and ill spank you or whatever if you want
c- jesus fucking christ guys
k- shut up, like you dont hear worse in the kitchen
c- ive SEEN WORSE in the kitchen and i still HATE IT
c- i dont put you idiots in a group chat with me, cissie and suzie
t- if you care so much, go live with them
k- you want a few slices or the pizza pie?
t- whole pie
t- anyone free to go over this case with me in a few minutes? i could use a fresh pair of eyes
c- yeah sure
k- ugh
k- oh great, i dont have to get roped into that
t- its actually pretty interesting
k- dont care!
k- im gonna go find bart and make out with him
c- KON
t- sounds good
t- bite his lip a little for me
c- me too
k- you got it 😎👉👉
t- thanks for pizza kid
k- np rob
c- gods this pizza is so good
b- it really does fuck sluts
b- also pleade dont bite my lip
b- i HATE it when you do that
b- it always hurts more than its worth
b- you use too much force and tim uses his pointy teeth and those ALSO hurt
t- it fucks sluts?
k- it fucks sluts
c- you heard the man
t- oh kay
t- cassie get in here and go over my case with me
c- ok ok