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Helga loved being a girl, don't get her wrong. But there were times when she wanted to be a boy so bad. She was envious of the boys and even of the grown men who were allowed to wear whatever they wanted and looked great. Misha Collins, for example. He looked awesome whether he as wearing a dapper suit to an event or wearing a gorgeous dress for charity to raise awareness for a tragic event or money for a fan.
Yeah, Helga sighed dreamily to herself, she really wishes she could be a man. Then she'd be able to wear whatever she wanted and do whatever she wanted without being questioned or mocked.
That's one of the reasons why Misha Collins was one of her role models. She really liked Billy Porter and Tan France and the rest of the fun Queer Eye squad.
Helga shook her head and decided enough was enough. She was going to go shopping and buy some suits.
When she and Phoebe got to the mall, however, there were jeers and sneers thrown Helga's way.
"You need to calm down," Helga and Phoebe told them with a smile after laughing at the haters and shaking their heads.