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the marauders 🐺🐀🐕🦌
moony:
PADS
did you fail to mention that your brother goes here?!???
prongs:
your brother?
padfoot:
oh yeah
reggie just started going here, i’m guessing you just saw him?
moony:
NO
wormtail:
sorry no?
moony:
ditdxitfvhlvoysrusyd
wormtail:
oh god what did you do rem
padfoot:
moons…
moony:
okay so get this
prongs:
oh! a moony rant
i live for these!!
moony:
here i was minding my own business
when i spot sirius across campus
so i thought oh hey! i’ll go over and say hi like the nice friend i am
wormtail:
oh no
moony:
oh no indeed
so i tap him on the shoulder which is a lot higher than it usually is so i said “wow looks like you can get on the big kid rides now”
padfoot:
😐🤚
feeling:violated
wormtail:
okay tori vega
padfoot:
☹️
wormtail:
😊
prongs:
lmao
moony:
anyways so sirius turns around right
prongs:
let me guess it wasn’t pads?
moony:
NO IT WASNT PADS
it was REGULUS
so at this point i’m just like 🧍♂️
and he’s just staring into my soul
padfoot:
christ
moony:
and this man just doubles over laughing at me
like the guy was struggling to breathe
wormtail:
omg💀
moony:
then he was like “i’m hoping you thought i was someone else or we’re gonna have serious(heh) problems” which ngl i almost shit myself
padfoot:
yeah that sounds like him
prongs:
someone has scared the brick wall this is remus lupin🫣😰
moony:
😑stfu james
ANYWAY i was like umm yeah sorry…. and just kinda backed away while we made eye contact like it didn’t stop until i turned to other side of campus
wormtail:
STOP😭
prongs:
oh remus you didn’t
moony:
I DID!
i’m ready for death now
padfoot:
MOONY
i think the two most awkward people ever just met
moony:
imma go throw myself in that random ass lake real quick 🤪 ta
prongs:
oh moons i bet it wasn’t THAT bad
wormtail:
come back to the dorm and stop pouting i’ll make you some bruschetta okay?
moony:
hm…
fine!
thanks pete loml😍xoxo
wormtail:
sure thing hubby😘xoxo
padfoot:
okay but i’m definitely texting reg about this lmao
sorry moonshine ;)
moony:
NO!
black bros😎
gay-ffindor:
REGGIE
reg!
regggguuuullluuusssssss
slythershit:
what do you want i’m literally in a lecture
gay-ffindor:
well a little birdie told meee….
slythershit:
oh lord here we go
gay-ffindor:
that you had a run in with my dear moony today
slythershit:
i’m sorry your dear.. what?
gay-ffindor:
my moony
my moonshine
my moonage daydream
slythershit:
okay i get it
gay-ffindor:
my moonlight
my moonray
my moonbeam
slythershit:
okay sirius i get it!
so who’s this mystery person that’s stolen your heart
and when did i run into them???
gay-ffindor:
stolen my heart? what that’s so strange why would you think that lol.
a n y w a y s
moonys the guy who came up to you today, insulted you, then walked backwards slowly while making uncomfortable eye contact with you
slythershit:
oh
low-key thought i imagined that
so that’s the guy you’re in love with huh?
well at least he’s hot ig 🤷♂️
but i must say your taste is a little odd
gay-ffindor:
STOP he’s not usually like that okay
he just had a bit of a shock that’s all
gay-ffindor:
i think you would actually like him ya know, he reads lots, he’s quite quiet, very smart, really funny but not in a james way but like in the way you are with the sarcasm and wit you know?
and his names remus but we call him moony
slythershit:
lmao and i thought our names were bad
slythershit:
also, james??
gay-ffindor:
yeah you remember him right
from school
ya know black hair, glasses
slythershit:
oh yeah kinda rings a bell i guess
gay-ffindor:
anyways gtg, my moony needs some comforting
slythershit:
shit you’re so gone for him
gay-ffindor:
ugh stop i know 😫🤚
slythershit:
not even trying to hide it anymore huh
well.. good luck with that one brother 🫡
gay-ffindor:
🫡
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