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katherine "kitty" hart
zoey deutch
given the amount of love i used to spread, i think i deserve to be flirted with. just a little. wooed, courted, maybe even romanced? is it fair that no one's sweeping me off my feet right now? i don't think so โ spike! what are you doing? put me down!
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spike
james marsters
so what if i'm in love with you? mind your own fucking business.
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buffy summers
sarah michelle gellar
you saw this walking, talking q-tip with fangs that would one hundred percent kill all of us if not for the chip in his brain and thought, 'oh yeah. i've gotta get a piece of that.' really?
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angel
david boreanaz
want me to sing you kokomo?
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alexander "xander" harris
nicholas brendon
so, the wings โ do those bad boys only manifest when you're scared or hurt, or is there like a horny setting on them? like delicate on a washer but with wings โ ow! stop kicking me!
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willow rosenburg
alyson hannigan
i'm sure he didn't mean 'ditzy' in a bad way! xander's pretty ditzy too, though that's probably not a comforting comparison now that i think about it.
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rupert giles
anthony head
no one blames you, dear. it's not your job to know things โ i mean, you do know things! but your kind are more focused on the more shallower โ not shallow! i'm going to stop talking now.
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cordelia chase
charisma carpenter
kind of ironic that you're the best flyer we've got on the squad. you know. cause the wings.
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daniel "oz" osbourne
seth green
a banished cupid sent to earth as punishment for misusing your love magic? bitchin.
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tara maclay
amber benson
so you... want me to make you and spike forget that we accidentally put him under a truth spell and he admitted to kind of falling in love with you? that plan seems like it has a lot of flaws.
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anya jenkins
emma caulfield ford
i guess i take your feelings for spike seriously because you're the only one that's ever taken my relationship with xander seriously.
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stupid cupid
connie francis
i'm in love and it's a crying shame. and i know that you're the one to blame. hey hey, set me free. stupid cupid stop picking on me.
flower power
greta van fleet
star shines in her eye. makes me feel like i'm alive. she's outta sight.
calling card
ella jane
what's your calling card, killer? sell me pretty lies with your silver tongue.
guilty
dylan
this is my guilty pleasure. i know that i'm no better than this. there's so much guilt in pleasure. find myself caught in dangerous bliss.
blood in the cut
k. flay
i don't have an agenda. all i do is pretend to be okay so my friends can't see my heart in the blender.
art deco
lana del rey
you're not mean, you just want to be seen. want to be wild.
1 step forward, 3 steps back
olivia rodrigo
and maybe in some masochistic way, i kinda find it all exciting. like, which lover will i get today? will you walk me to the door or send me home cryin?
heartbreaker
pat benatar
your love has set my soul on fire, burnin' out of control. you taught me the ways of desire now it's takin' its toll
my strange addiction
billie eillish
bad, bad news. one of us is gonna lose. i'm the powder, you're the fuse. just add some friction.
silhouettes
of monsters and men
wherever there is you, i will be there too.
bite
troye sivan
so kiss me on the mouth and set me free, but please, don't bite.
heard somebody cry
oingo boingo
it isn't true. i am not the ghost without a soul. come listen to my heart.
wicked game
chris isaac
what a wicked game you play, to make me feel this way. what a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
treacherous (taylor's version)
taylor swift
put your lips close to mine as long as they don't touch. out of focus, eye to eye til the gravity's too much. and I'll do anything you say if you say it with your hands.
unholy
hey violet
been having thoughts all the time, you and i, and it won't go away. but i kinda like what's inside in my mind. yeah, i don't wanna be saved.
cliff's edge
hayley kiyoko
closing in, closer to you. this could take all night. caving in, crumbling in. your hips, your lips, they're mine.
break your heart worse
crimson apple
if that's what it takes, i'll be your worst mistake. don't forget your heart is mine to break. leave you wanting more. all's fair in love and war. don't forget your heart is mine to break.
casual affair
panic! at the disco
stay for as long as you have time so the mess that we'll become leaves something to talk about.
play date
melanie martinez
you know i give a fuck about you everyday. guess it's time that i tell you the truth. if i share my toys, will you let me stay? don't want to leave this play date with you.
fire
the pointer sisters
i say i don't love you, but you know i'm a liar.
illicit affairs
taylor swift
and that's the thing about illicit affairs and clandestine meetings and longing stares. it's born from just one single glance, but it dies, and it dies, and it dies.
the red means i love you
madds buckley
cause my insides are red, and yours are too, and the red on my face is matching you, and goodness you're bleeding. what a wonderful feeling.
you are in love
taylor swift
one night he wakes, strange look on his face, pauses, then says you're my best friend. and you knew what it was. he is in love
stupid cupid soundtrack
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