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There was a chook it was called Garden he lived in a garden.
People fed him garden and he was the colour of garden.
Hit got hit by a truck and was buried in the garden.
He haunts the garden.
There’s a new garden chook. They’re called Garden.
It is also garden coloured.
Garden possess Garden.
Garden then makes Garden walk on to the road another truck called garden hits garden.
Garden gets buried in the garden next to Garden.
The moral of the story- The chicken can’t cross the road.
Garden.