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Yo Ho Ho, Off to Sea We Go!

Summary:

Penelope Featherington has been kidnapped by the last person she would ever expect and taken to the last place she'd ever dream of.

A.K.A: What would happen if Colin found out about LW and all those trips to the continent were just cover for Colin pirating it up?

rating will change

Notes:

I really don't need to open another new doc. Really. I have so many WIPs that I want to finish.... but the heart wants what the heart wants and the heart wants sexy pirate Colin and sea siren Penelope. And also the heart wants really short chapters-- like double-drabble-ish length.

This work is inspired by this fabulous art of Nana Banana here: https://twitter.com/Nana_Banana_art/status/1556196325015830529?s=20&t=brjXk6DJrXSZgdXwV44vZA
How can you see this and not want to write something to match it? Look at that pirate simp!

And also, a bit by 'The Other Miss Bridgerton'

This is likely to be a little crack-y and eventually super thirsty. So what else is new?

Note: This is not meant to be a very serious fic. Yes, Pen's kidnapped, but nothing bad will happen to her. As my wise friend Stillpink would say "Keep Bridgerton Sexy™️."

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Chapter 1: one

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Light filtered in through the pinholes in the sack, yellow dots burning though the tan fabric. She fruitlessly tried to twist her hands and feet, the ropes cutting into her wrists, the muslin of her dress saving her ankles from the same fate.

Every sound set her on edge. There was a clanging somewhere in the distance, likely a large bell, and the busy voices of people, too far away to make out timbres or words. She’d scream out, but a rag had been stuffed into her mouth.

Was this how it ended? She thought she had been careful—using a well-paid stable of hired hacks, enlisting the help of Madame Delacroix, dressing in disguise. Obviously, it hadn’t been enough. Someone found her. It didn’t matter how hard she kicked and flailed against her kidnapper, they had been victorious; all it took was oil of sweet vitriol and a cloth to make her pliant and easily handled. Though she at least had the satisfaction of connecting her elbow to some sensitive spot and eliciting an angry growl. Serves them right.

She pondered the wisdom of trying to grope the floor she was sitting on to find a weapon when she heard the unmistakable sound of an opening door.

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Thanks for reading! I'd love to hear your thoughts, as always! 💗