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mikoto added haruka, yuno, fuuta and 7 others to the chat
mikoto renamed the chat to homiesexuals
yuno: damn
fuuta: how tf did u get my number
mikoto: guess
kotoko: lmao
fuuta: becoming roommates with you was the biggest mistake i’ve ever made
kotoko: L nerd
muu: why
es: hi
muu: hi es!!
yuno: simp
mahiru: simp
es: simp
muu: bdhjshd stfu
yuno: she even got the gay keyboard smash
mikoto: omg gdhejfhshf same
fuuta: oh ew whys there so much gay people /hj
yuno: "/hj" im sobbinf
es: sobbing*
yuno: im going to go feral
kotoko: homophobic homosexual
fuuta: im so close to kicking you out
kotoko: do it then pussy
yuno: no way fuuta is homophobic
yuno: literally the fruitiest man ive ever seen
yuno: and ive seen kazui
fuuta: im only homophobic towards kotoko
kotoko: lmao i got kicked out the house
mahiru: how did you get kicked out youre literally stronger than fuuta
kotoko: i couldnt stop laughing at his angry homosexual ginger ass
fuuta: stfu
kotoko: anyways anyone got somewhere i could crash
mikoto: you can stay at my place bestie
kotoko: anyone other than mikoto?
mikoto: 💀💀💀
mahiru: no
yuno: lmao
kotoko: fine i guess ill go to mikotos funky ass house
mikoto: whats wrong with my house 🥺🥺
kotoko: bitch literally everything how tf do u live there
yuno: yo does he have rats or smth ?!!?
kotoko: no its worse than that..
es: maggots? bugs? raccoons??
kotoko: no he has sky wallpaper on the walls and the ceiling.
mikoto: HOW IS THAT WORSE THAN RATS AND MAGGOTS
kotoko: BRO ITS SO STICKY??? ITS FUNKY?? I HATE IT AND I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
mikoto: SHUT UP I LIKE IT
kotoko: KYS
kotoko: also im outside open up
mikoto: okayy
yuno: me and who
muu: you and fuuta
mahiru: es and muu
es: this is true
muu: jfhshjdhshjejfjsjjdfs
yuno: these mfs gay
yuno: good for them, good for them
fuuta: bruh