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hiccup: why am i helping you again?
dagur: and why am i even here?
johann: look,krogan and viggo are on a date,and i just can't stand krogan being with viggo,since me and viggo are adoptive brothers.
dagur: which was a surprise considering how much of a pain in the ass you are to literally everyone you meet.
hiccup nodded in agreement,johann glared at them.
johann: look,I'm in a tree right now and talking to you 2 through a walkie talkie.
dagur: why up a tree?
johann: because i said so.
hiccup: wait,i see krogan and viggo.
dagur: i see them to,johann their walking to the tree your in,make sure you hide very well and stay very still.
johann: ok.
viggo:'leans against the tree,he kisses krogan'
krogan:'kisses him as his hand goes on viggo thigh'
johann:'sees the branch he's on is about to break,he grabs his walkie talkie'mayday,mayday!
the branch breaks as johann falls,krogan was able to step back just in time,but he forgot one thing.
he forgot to take viggo with him,who was now being crushed under johann.
krogan: um......i guess this means our date is over.
viggo: YA THINK?!
krogan:'pushes johann off and carries viggo in a bridal style'
viggo: let's go to your house,i don't want to see my annoying brother right now,he is so annoying!
johann: my feelings are now hurt.
krogan: and we don't care about that at all.
they walk away as johann then holds up his walkie talkie.
johann: mission failed.
dagur: we can tell.
hiccup: a major failure and a very bad one,how are you going to get viggo to forgive you this time?
johann:....I'll just get something sweet,he has a giant sweet tooth.