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"That was a good Twilight weekend, as usual, wasn't it, Tess?" Jess asked as we got into my car and I pulled out of our friend Harry's driveway. I couldn't help but smile at my Sister.
"Yep. I swear those movies get better every time but they're nowhere near as good as fanfiction. Bella's too weak, pathetic and bland in canon."
"Edward's kind of a creep with how he breaks into Bella's bedroom to watch her sleep without her knowing but he's still kinda hot." I gagged at my Sister's words.
"Please, don't. Almost all the characters are hotter than him, like Rosalie and Alice."
"You're just saying that 'cus you're super gay."
"No. Emmett and Jasper and Carlisle are hotter. Jacob's hotter even if he's an asshole." Jess gasped in indignation.
"You take that back! Jacob is not hotter! Sure, Edward's creepier but he's also hotter."
"Bella should've been more badass and Edward and Jacob were both toxic."
"I agree with that but Edward's still hot." I snorted at her angry tone.
"Sure, Sis. Whatever you say."
"Okay, out of non-Cullens, who'd you think are the top five hottest characters?"
"Ro--"
"And, at least one has to be male," Jess interrupted. I groaned. Well, that just made it a whole lot harder. If she hadn't said that it would've been Carmen, Rosalie, Tanya, Kate and Irina (using the technicality that Rosalie is Rosalie Hale not Cullen) but now... Rosalie and Carmen are both hot at the same level. It's impossible to choose between the two. Rosalie is hot in that 'sexy but bitchy' way and Carmen is hot in that 'I'm gonna take care of you and love you and I'm a MILF' way. I can't choose and the Denali Sisters are definitely hotter, so I have to say them. But Carmen or Rosalie...
"Tanya, Irina and Kate..."
"And?"
"..."
"You still have to pick two... Or if it's that hard for you, you can choose three but only one can be female."
"... Leah, Jacob and Jasper." She gasped in surprise.
"Really?"
"Yep."
"Why Jasper? I mean... Jacob has abs and all but Jasper... He is a Cullen! I said non-Cullens!"
"Technically, he's a Hale, not a Cullen."
"You know what I meant!"
"But it's not what you said. So, it still counts. If his accent was on a girl, it'd be impossible for me to resist so... Jasper. The accent's hot." Jess chuckled at me as I looked at her, shrugged and focused back on the road.
"Okay. So, let's play 'Hot or Not'. Twilight edition." I groaned at her.
"Fine... Esme. Hot but too motherly to consider fucking or dating."
"Yeah. Agreed... Paul. Not."
"Nope. Jared. Not."
"Nope. Embry. Hot."
"... Kinda? Quil. Hot but childish."
"Yep. Seth. Hot but young," Jess stated.
"Agreed. Sam. Not. Too volatile for my tastes."
"Yep. Emily. Not. She's too... Normal."
"Hot. I kinda dig the scars." Jess chuckled at me. "Leah. Hot."
"Hot. Renesmee. Not. The older one I mean. The baby's ugly though the kid version of her during the battle is cute."
"I agree with all of that. Baby her is ugly, then child her is so cute and adorable and adult her is just plain and not attractive. Edward. Not."
"Hot. Bella. Not."
"Hot. Carlisle. Hot."
"Yeah," Jess agreed. "He's a doctor too which makes him hotter. Alice. Hot."
"Hot. Jasper. Hot."
"Hot. Emmett. Hot."
"Hot. Rosalie. Hot."
"Hot. Jessica. Hot."
"Not." Jess looked at me in disbelief. "I said what I said. Mike, Eric, Tyler, Renee, Phil, Charlie, Lauren and Angela are also not hot."
"Mike is hot but I agree with the rest. Jane and Alec. Hot."
"Agreed. Aro, Caius and Marcus. Not."
"Agreed. Heidi, Felix and Demetri. Hot."
"All but Felix. He's not. The three Queens but fanfiction versions of them. Hot."
"Yep. James, Laurent and Victoria. Hot."
"Not Laurent but yeah. Billy, Harry, Sue, Bree Tanner and Riley Biers. Not."
"Nope," Jess agreed with me. "Carmen and Eleazar. Hot."
"Yep. Benjamin, Tia, Kebi, Charlotte, Vladimir and the Amazonian Coven. Hot."
"Yep. Amun, Peter and Stefan are not ho--" Jess got cut off when a truck ran a red light at the intersection we were at and hit the car hard. The car flipped many times before crashing. I hit my head hard on the dashboard. The last thing I saw before I blacked out was my Sister groaning as she tried to make sense of what happened.
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What the fuck is going on? Wait, wait, wait... Where am I and why can I hear Bella Swan and Edward Cullen talking? Wait... I look around the darkness I'm in and see a thing near me. I can't move much. I look at myself and I look like the thing next to me. Wait... Am I in Bella!? That means the thing next to me is Renesmee and I'm... No! I refuse to be the Spineless Coward and Creep's child. I don't mind being Renesmee's Sister but their child!? Fuck no... I'll just choose different Parents. Rosalie deserves a kid so I'll be hers instead. It's clear in the movies how much being Renesmee's aunt meant to her and she did mention she wanted to have kids with Emmett... I'm their child now and no one can convince me otherwise. "The sooner Bella's here, the sooner we can find out what it is." I'm sorry, Carlisle. It!? I am NOT an IT and neither is my Sister!!! Asshole! ... I wonder what I'll be called? Will Mom get to name me or will the Spineless Coward still name me?
"I'm not gonna let it hurt you. Carlisle will get that thing out. " - Edward.
"Thing?" - Bella.
"If Bella wants to keep the baby, it's her choice." - Rosalie.
"That thing is killing her!" - Edward.
"Edward, it's my body so it's my choice." - Bella.
"I won't let you die because you're not thinking clearly!" - Edward.
"What is it?" - Jacob.
"I can't see it, either. And I can't see Bella's future anymore." - Alice.
"What we do know is that it's strong. And fast-growing." - Carlisle.
"Why haven't you done anything? Take it out of her!" - Jacob.
"This is none of your business, dog." - Rosalie.
"Rose! All this fighting isn't good for Bella." - Esme.
"The fetus isn't good for Bella." - Alice.
"Say the word, Alice. 'Baby'. It's just a little baby." - Rosalie.
"Possibly." - Jasper.
"Carlisle, you've gotta do something." - Jacob.
"No. It's not his decision. It's not any of yours." - Bella.
"Rose understands what I want." - Bella.
"It's like this miracle or something. I can feel him." - Bella.
"So, it's a bouncing baby boy. I'm sorry I didn't know. Should've bought some blue balloons." - Jacob.
"It's just a guess. When I picture him, I see a boy. We'll see." - Bella.
"You won't." - Jacob.
"Jake, I can do this. I'm strong enough." - Bella.
"Come on. You can spout that crap to your bloodsucker, but you don't fool me. I can see what that thing's doing to you. It's a killer, Bella." - Jacob.
"You're wrong." - Bella.
"And when you die, what was the point?" - Jacob.
"Just don't do this. Live, okay? Please." - Jacob.
"Jake, everything's gonna be okay. Jacob, don't go." - Bella.
"I know how this ends. And I'm not sticking around to watch." - Jacob.
"It's breaking her bones now. It's crushing you from the inside out." - Edward.
"The fetus isn't compatible with your body. It's too strong. It won't allow you to get the nutrition you need. It's starving you by the hour. I can't stop it, and I can't slow it down. At this rate, your heart will give out before you can deliver." - Carlisle.
"Bella, there are some conditions that even venom can't overcome." - Carlisle.
"I can't live without you." - Edward.
"You won't. You're gonna have a part of me. He'll need you." - Bella.
"Do you honestly think I could love it or even tolerate it if it killed you?" - Edward.
"It's not his fault. You have to accept what is." - Bella.
"Because you've given me no choice! Bella, we're supposed to be partners, remember? But you've decided this on your own. You've decided to leave me." - Edward.
"Don't see it that way." - Bella.
"Well, I have no other way to see it. 'Cause it's me who'll lose you. And I don't choose that. I don't choose that." - Edward.
"If I could only see the fetus..." - Alice.
"The baby." - Rosalie.
"Maybe I could figure out what it wants." - Alice.
"That it's probably just looking for someone to sink its teeth into." - Jacob.
"He's thirsty." - Bella.
"If it's craving, it's not gonna want animal blood." - Edward.
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My Sister was pulled away from me as I heard Bella screaming. I guess we're being born now... I still want to call her the Spineless Coward but the entire pregnancy she wasn't spineless and she won't be as a Vampire either. It was just before the pregnancy that she didn't stand up for herself. I still think Edward's a creep, though. "No, Edward. You can't turn her yet. There's still a baby in there. You have to get the other child out first," Alice said. She must've just shown up.
"She's dying!" I felt myself being pulled out of Bella and into someone's arms as Edward tried to turn Bella, begging her to not leave him. I look at the person holding me and it's Alice.
"You have a second Daughter, Edward," Alice said.
"I don't care. Bella... She's... She's not responding. No screams, no noise, nothing... Alice, is she...? That thing killed my Bella! Hand it over. That thing doesn't get to live if Bella doesn't! I could've saved her after my Daughter was born but that thing being in her stopped me! I'll kill it!" I heard gasps from all over the house.
"Edward! Don't say that. Bella's heart still beats, she's not dead. Don't call your child a thing. She's an innocent baby."
"She's not innocent if she kills Bella, Alice. If Bella dies, I will never see her as mine... Only ever an abomination." Edward froze for a few seconds. "The Wolves..." How did he...? He must've heard their thoughts... I wish I could hear their thoughts. We have to get there fast. They'll be distracted by Bella's death. We can kill it. - Sam. How did I...? Fuck it, I'll figure it out later.
"Renesmee will stay with Rosalie. I can't see the Wolves so I'll stay with Rosalie, Renesmee and the new baby," Alice said. Really? I'm not even going to get a name? I'm 'the new baby'? Rude. "We should probably give the baby a name too."
"You or Rose can name her. I don't care." Alice gasped in indignation at Edward's words. Edward left and Alice carried me into the same room Mom and Renesmee are in.
"Did you hear that, Rose?"
"Yes."
"What should we call her or should we wait for Edward to come to his senses? What if Bella wants to name her?"
"She needs a name, Alice... Maybe... Athena Rolice Jasett Cullen?"
"I get Athena as you always said if you had a child that's what you'd name her because of how much you look up to Athena from Greek mythology because she's fierce and independent and all that and Cullen is her surname but why those middle names?"
"Renesmee is Renee and Esme. Her middle name is Carlie which is Charlie and Carlisle. She's Bella and Edward's kid... The Jas in Jasett is from Jasper and the Ja could also be from Jacob. The 'Ett' part from Emmett and Rolice is 'Ro' from my name and all of your name apart from the 'A'... So, what do you think?"
"I like it!" Alice said. Yes! I have a name! And I like my name too. I let out a little giggle. "I think she likes it too!"
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Leah Imprints on me. Mom doesn't take it well. She yells at Leah (and briefly Jacob). Dad calms her down but there's tension between Leah and Mom now.
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