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Alex hated G*th.
And, honestly, who could blame her? That absolute piece of shit fake-goth abomination was a disgrace to humanity. And, apparently, Alex was the unluckiest person on the entire planet, because she had to endure his disgusting presence all day at school. They had to sit next to each other during classes, they were even locker buddies, for fuck's sake! Every day was a living hell, the poor girl even developed a fight or flight instinct whenever she heard G*th's annoying, forced-raspy voice.
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One day, G*th had decided to be extra annoying and sit next to her during lunch. He went over to Alex's table and set down his tray. Alex looked up, startled from her daydreams of sexy dead middle-aged men with slutty little waists, and almost shrieked from terror at the prospect of having to put up with G*th for 30 more minutes. She glanced over to her left at Elenoire, who was, evidently, finding the situation extremely amusing.
- What the fuck do you want from me? - she hissed out at G*th, while stomping on Elenoire's foot to make her stop laughing.
- Can't I casually sit on an empty seat, princess? - G*th retorted, ignoring Elenoire's wails of agony.
Alex looked like she was about to either throw up or burn the whole school to the ground (herself and G*th included). She slowly got up and looked that sorry excuse of a guy dead in the eye, and slowly inquired:
- What did you just call me, you fucking wannabe emo twink? - Elenoire nearly fell out of her seat from laughter at the nickname, - You're going to fucking regret this, bitch.
Alex tugged G*th forward using his hoodie that smelled like it hadn't been washed for several months, and used her empty hand to throw a punch that would make his black eyeliner-smeared eyes even blacker. G*th stumbled back and moaned something that sounded like "uwwahh" in his insufferable voice that sounded like a chipmunk when he wasn't forcing it to be two octaves lower.
- Stop fucking whining! Don't come near me again, what the fuck! - Alex started hurriedly packing up her bags and running to her next class, not caring that there was still a long while left before it was supposed to begin. Elenoire was wheezing and almost convulsing at the hilarity of the situation. She got up as well, and pushed G*th, who was already trying to scramble up form the floor, back down, before running after Alex. She found her pacing the empty classroom, absolutely fuming with the hatred and disgust.
- I am going to FUCKING kill him one day!
It took Elenoire the whole afternoon to calm her down.
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Later that week, Alex was taking a walk, hoping that the refreshing air of the park would suffice to take her mind off of the pervious events. She had gone shopping earlier that day, and bought a lovely corset, which she was now proudly wearing. She looked amazing in it, and the fact that she knew it showed in the way she held herself with such radiant confidence. Literally nothing could've ruined her mood at that point.
Except, one particular person could definitely ruin her mood. And that one particular person just happened to be wandering around the twist in the path, heading straight towards Alex without even knowing it.
When Alex saw G*th, she froze in her tracks.
- For fuck's sake...
G*th seemed to be more pleased with the situation. He looked Alex up and down before smirking and tossing his hair back in what he considered to be a sexy manner.
Alex debated either running away or throwing up at the spot, but she decided she was done with putting up with that absolutely vile fucker. She waited for G*th to approach her, and he did not disappoint. When G*th opened his slimy little mouth to speak, Alex clamped a hand over his mouth and leaned forward to whisper in his ear:
- Now, listen here, you moronic piece of cow excrements, I will NOT let you ruin my day, okay? Your stinky ass is an absolute disgrace to the entirety of the multicellular organisms of this Earth. For God's sake, even bacteria serves a purpose, but what the fuck are you good for? Literally FUCKING NOTHING. I am DONE with putting up with you, understandable?
She was about to back away to observe G*th's response, when she felt something poke at her thigh.
Her eyes widened. It was the greasy weasel's crotch. She felt something.. hard.. grind against her.
- What the fu- DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE INTO THIS SHIT...
G*th just sighed against the hand holding his mouth shut.
Alex was still trying to process this information:
- Hold up. Is this why you won't leave me the fuck alone?
G*th nodded up at her through his badly-mascaraed eyelashes, and tried to nod. Suddenly, Alex had an idea. It may have been a dumb idea, but it was an idea nevertheless.
- If I fuck you, will you shut the fuck up?
The amount of embarrassment on her part was unreal, but at least G*th was the one who started this bullshit, so it wasn't completely her fault. She'd never thought of him in this way before, but if it meant he'd stop being a pissbaby, she'd be okay with it. Great rewards require great sacrifice, mkay?
She'd never seen someone so enthusiastic about getting fucked before. G*th was nodding and whining against her hand as if he'd just been offered a lifetime supply of choccy milk.
Alex rolled her eyes and finally freed G*th's face from her grasp, and the latter let out a heavy sigh of relief. He was soon being dragged to the abandoned warehouse located near the park, because Alex definitely didn't want that shithead rascal to know where she lived.
Upon entering an empty janitor's closet, Alex hesitated a bit. Was she really about to go through with this absolute bonkers plan to make G*th shut up?
Yes. Yes she was.
G*th tugged on her dress, and she finally gave in. What the fuck did she have to lose? Her dignity, probably, but nobody really had to know about this. She would make sure that G*th's mouth was zipped shut about the matter.
What wasn't zipped shut, however, were G*th's pants. Alex finally took action to remove them and...
What the everloving fuck.
That little shit had a long, purple and blue transparent tentacle strap-on attached. It took Alex a long while to recover from the shock upon processing this information.
It was going to be an wild ride indeed.