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Jaskier always fantasized about all the things Geralt would do to him after a hunt when he’s black-eyed and high off the potions. Once they got together, and Geralt got over his emotional constipation (even if it was only temporary) Jaskier hoped his fantasy might come true. It’s been over 8 months since they got together and so far, his fantasy is still just a fantasy. That’s not to say that Geralt is an inattentive lover; in fact, he’s anything but that, but this is the one big thing that Jaskier still wants to try.
One day, they’re tracking a cave creature who seriously doesn’t want to be found. They’re not a particularly dangerous creature for a Witcher, but for regular humans or animals, the monster can be quite deadly. So of course, this is the perfect opportunity for Jaskier to implement his master plan. Geralt is likely to take a few potions, but not enough to be worrying, and likely to be mildly injured at worst.
At the last town, Jaskier had secretly bought a new outfit to surprise Geralt with, and this is the perfect opportunity. It includes baby blue panties underneath incredibly short shorts and a tight tank top. It’s not super extravagant on top with a nice surprise underneath, which Jaskier thinks Geralt will love.
Geralt promised to come back to camp after 4 days if he cannot find the monster, so on day 3, Jaskier is ready. After securing and cooking dinner, Jaskier gets dressed and relaxes by the fire. As he lays on his bedroll, Jaskier slowly prepares himself for his love’s possible arrival. Geralt loves to see Jaskier prepped and ready and the bard won’t disappoint him now. Once sufficiently prepped, Jaskier redressed and got comfortable in front of the fire.
It’s not minutes later that Jaskier hears movement in the direction of the cave. Jaskier watches the area from his bedroll until he sees Geralt’s unmistakable form. Geralt’s eyesight is better than Jaskier’s so he gets up slowly and begins to make his way toward Geralt in a way that he hopes is seductive.
Jaskier can see the exact moment Geralt realizes what Jaskier is wearing because the Witcher stops in his tracks.
In his most seductive voice (or at least what Jaskier hopes Geralt thinks is seductive) Jaskier asks, “Did you kill the monster Geralt?” That seems to spur the Witcher into motion, and he continues walking toward Jaskier. They meet at the edge of the treeline with Geralt holding the monster's head and suitably covered in guts.
Geralt drops the monster's head as he rakes his eyes over Jaskier’s body. “Do you like it?” Geralt grunts affirmatively as he continues to look. Jaskier smiles as he leans up to kiss Geralt. The kiss is just a press of their lips before Jaskier moves to the side and whispers in Geralt’s ear, “You’ll like even better what I have on underneath, my love.” Somehow Geralt’s pupils widen even more, and Jaskier can feel his breath coming faster.
Jaskier steps back to walk towards the camp when Geralt surges forward. He captures Jaskier’s lips as he pushes Jaskier up against the nearest tree. Jaskier gasps when his back hits the tree and Geralt uses the opportunity to shove his tongue into Jaskier’s mouth. Jaskier can’t help but moan as he feels Geralt’s hands everywhere on his body. The Witcher’s hands are roaming everywhere they can reach, and Jaskier smiles into the kiss as his hand dips below Jaskier’s waistband. Geralt pulls back in question as he feels the material. “I bought them at the last town as a surprise.”
There is a fire in Geralt’s gaze and Jaskier shivers as it moves to his face. Geralt opens his mouth as if to speak and then seems to change his mind as he grabs Jaskier and kisses him as he carries the bard to the bedrolls. Jaskier had the forethought to place the bedrolls next to each other, and Geralt sets them down there.
With the single-minded determination of a Witcher, Geralt strips Jaskier out of his clothes until he is just left in the panties. Geralt kisses Jaskier as his hands wander and Jaskier is pleased when Geralt groans upon discovering Jaskier’s ready hole.
“You prepped?” Geralt is clearly affected by Jaskier’s efforts, and Jaskier cannot wait any longer for the Witcher to get a move on. “Yes, and I am more than ready for your big, beautiful cock my dear.” Geralt doesn’t need to be asked twice and makes quick work of his clothes. Jaskier has a half second to appreciate Geralt removing all the dirtied clothing before the Witcher is pining Jaskier to the ground, pushing his panties to the side, and slamming into Jaskier’s waiting hole. Jaskier moans happily as Geralt grunts before starting a rapid-fire pace sure to leave Jaskier sore in the morning.
All Jaskier can do is hold onto Geralt and moan as he is wrecked by Geralt. Somehow, Geralt manages to say, “these are my new favorite pair” before increasing the intensity of his thrusts, and Jaskier’s orgasm is ripped from him. Geralt is close behind, and he slows his thrusts as they both come down from their orgasms.
Geralt rolls them over, so Jaskier is lying on top of the Witcher and Jaskier is pleased when Geralt doesn’t slip out even as it makes them both moan. As they catch their breath, Jaskier asks, “Did you like the surprise my darling Witcher?” For once, Geralt doesn’t grunt in reply and says, “You should do it again sometime.” Jaskier stretches up for a kiss and puts his full agreement into it.
After a few minutes, Geralt grunts. Jaskier takes that as his cue and looks over the Witcher. “You still have some toxicity left, and I have a few ideas on how to remedy that.” As he speaks, he shifts his hips causing the Witcher to groan out, “Your mouth, please.” As Geralt slides out of Jaskier’s hole, Jaskier asks, “finish like usual?” Geralt only nods as he watches Jaskier slide down his body. Jaskier knows Geralt prefers not to finish in Jaskier’s mouth and has learned exactly when to switch holes.
Once Jaskier settles comfortably, he kisses the tip of Geralt’s cock before taking half of it in his mouth. He sets a fluid rhythm as his hands rub the base of his cock and his balls respectively. Geralt is quickly approaching climax and Jaskier groans as he wraps a hand around his own member. Geralt also likes when they finish together, and Jaskier is not going to argue.
Once Jaskier starts to get close, he pulls off Geralt with a pop. The Witcher gives him no time to react before Jaskier is once again beneath the Witcher. Geralt wastes no time and immediately starts thrusting into Jaskier aided by the Witcher’s spend. Jaskier scrambles for purchase and moans before deciding to reach up and bite the Witcher’s neck. Geralt absolutely howls, and Jaskier finds a coppery taste in his mouth when Geralt increases his thrusts even more.
When Jaskier releases Geralt’s throat, the Witcher captures his mouth in a clashing of teeth. Geralt shoves his tongue in Jaskier’s mouth as he finishes and begins to slow. As they separate for air, Geralt reaches down and quickly strokes Jaskier to completion. They kiss once more before Geralt rolls to the side onto the other bedroll.
Once Jaskier has caught his breath, he looks over to find the Witcher asleep. He can feel his Witcher’s seed dripping out of his hole and the soreness already starting to take root in his pelvis. He smiles at Geralt as he whispers, “We definitely need to do this again.”