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Haikyuu Team Chats

Summary:

A bunch of chaotic gc madness between our beloved haikyuu characters. If you've read my Gay Volleyball Chatfic then you'll be seeing references to that in here

Chapter 1: Usernames and ships

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HERES EVERYONES USERNAMES! Read to the end for additional information

 

Karasuno

 

Tanaka - Headache #1

 

Nishinoya - Headache #2

 

Suga - Salt not Sugar

 

Daichi - Nice Kill Tanaka

 

Asahi - A-sus-hi

 

Ennoshita - DoneWithYourShita

 

Kinoshita - Ki-no-shit-a

 

Narita - #nevermadeitintheyearbook

 

Kageyama - Milk

 

Hinata - Sunshine

 

Tsukishima - Salt Stick 

 

Yamaguchi - Starry Night

 

Kiyoko - Queen

 

Yachi - Princess

 

Ukai - Glasses Protector

 

Takeda - Glasses

 

Aoba Johsai

 

Oikawa - Drama Queen

 

Mattsun - Meme King

 

Makki - Meme Prince

 

Iwaizumi - Iwa-Chan

 

Yahaba - CreamPuff

 

Watari - Sane Person

 

Kyotani - Mad Dog Chan

 

Kindaichi - Turnip

 

Kunimi - Blep

 

Shiratorizawa 

 

Ushijima - Miracle Boi

 

Semi - Semi-Truck

 

Reon - The Normal One

 

Tendou - Guess Monster

 

Goshiki - Future Ace

 

Shirabu - Salty

 

Taichi - Salty's BFF 

 

Yamagata - Hedgehog 

 

Date Tech

 

Kamasaki - Moron

 

Moniwa - Moron-sexual

 

Sasaya - Single Pringle 

 

Futakuchi - Polar Bears Brat

 

Aone - Polar Bear

 

Onagawa - Bush Head

 

Obara - Baldie 

 

Sakunami - Bby Bear

 

Koganegawa - Angry Bird

 

Nametsu - Angel

 

Johzenji 

 

Terushima - Dye Job

 

Bobata - Boba

 

Futamata - Boba's Bae

 

Numajiri - Burnt CreamPuff

 

Tsuchiyu - Floof Ball

 

Misaki - Team Mom

 

Nekoma

 

Kuroo - Nekuro

 

Yaku - Mama Cat

 

Kai - Normal Cat

 

Yamamoto - Tiger

 

Kenma - Antisocial Kitty

 

Fukunaga - Makeneko 

 

Inuoka - Adopted Puppy

 

Shibayama - Kitten

 

Teshiro - Adopted Polar Bear Cub

 

Lev - Long Cat

 

Alisa - Lioness

 

Akane - Tiger Cub

 

Fukurodani 

 

Bokuto - Big Owl Boy

 

Washio - Big Softie 

 

Sarukui - 24/7 Grin

 

Konoha - Kokonuts

 

Komi - Bush Head 2.0

 

Onaga - Tallest Owl

 

Anahori - Anxiety #2

 

Akaashi - Owl Babysitter 

 

Yukie - Foodie 

 

Kaori - Angel Owl

 

Nohebi

 

Daishou - Towel Bangs

 

Sakishima - Saltyshima 2.0

 

Takachiho - Taka-hoe

 

Hiroo - Emo Boy

 

Seguro - Snek 

 

Akama - Small Snek

 

Numai - Best Snek

 

Kuguri - Kitten's Snek

 

Mujinazaka

 

Kiryu - Anxiety 

 

Mami - Sunshine 2.0

 

Unnan - Sunshine Avoider

 

Ezota - Done With Yall 

 

Usuri - Sunshine Setter

 

Hondo - Hondodo

 

Bishin - Bitchin

 

Inarizaki

 

Kita - Mama Fox

 

Aran - Papa Fox

 

Ren - Statue Lookin Ass

 

Akagi - Tiny Fox

 

Atsumu - Sangwoo

 

Osamu - Onigiri's Bitch

 

Suna - Onigiri

 

Ginjima - Dandelion Head

 

Riseki - Pinch Server

 

Kosaku - Dandelion 2.0

 

Kamomedai 

 

Suwa - Help 

 

Nozawa - NoNose

 

Kanbayashi - Lizard Lover

 

Hoshiumi - Albino Hinata

 

Hirugami - Animal Lover

 

Gao - Big Ass Dude

 

Bessho - Lizard 

 

Ittatchiyama 

 

Sakusa - Muzan 

 

Komori - Bush Brows

 

Miscellaneous 

 

Kanoka: Beansprout

 

Himekawa: Tetherball Serve

 

Eri: Pigtailed Puppy

 

 

Okay I think that's everyone!

 

Okay so now two more things!

 

Here are the ships 

 

DaiSuga

 

AsaNoya

 

KiyoYachi

 

EnnoTana

 

KinoNari

 

KageHina

 

TsukkiYama

 

UkaiTake

 

KuroKen

 

LevYaku

 

ToraFuku

 

KuguShiba

 

SakiHiroo

 

NumaTaka

 

SeguAka

 

TeruShou

 

BobaFuta(Bobata x Futamata) 

 

NumaTsu(Numajiri x Tsuchiyu)

 

MisaKano(Misaki x Kanoka(she's mentioned in passing)

 

EriName(Eri x Nametsu(Eri is the Ubugawa manager if you forgot)

 

AoFuta

 

OnaSaku

 

KamiNiwa

 

KogaGoshi

 

SemiShira 

 

KawaGata

 

UshiTen

 

ReoWata

 

IwaOi

 

MatsuHana

 

KyoHaba 

 

KinKuni

 

BokuAka

 

WashiKono

 

SaruKomi

 

OnaAna(Onaga x Anahori)

 

KaoYukie

 

SakuAtsu

 

KomoAka

 

AranKita

 

OsaSuna

 

RiseKosa

 

GaoHime(Gao x Himekawa)

 

HiruHoshi

 

SuwaNoza

 

KanBessho

 

UsuKiryu

 

UnnaMami

 

Alrighty last thing!

 

Each school is going to have someone from their team do a yandere rap battle lyric prank. Question is who will it be??

 

YOU GUYS DECIDE