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"so you got the salt!" *mmhmhmhmhghghm* "and you got the seasoning!" *mhmghmghmhmhmg* "and its just good! is should know since i took some of yours too, haha." Guy ferrari takes gasps of breath between eating loudly and talking, speaking to his best friend... batman.
"im batman" says batman
"oh yeah, i totally agree, batman. this really would taste goos with more ranch dressing!"
Guy fierce dumps a healthy smattering of ranch straight from the bottle and onto his plate.
"im batman."
"really??? you want to have sex right now?"
guy ferret looks at the camera men, who all give him thumbs up
"but we're live!"
"im batman"
"okay, batman... but only till the commercial br
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eak.
All the food on the table is suddenly swiped to the floor and Guy Ferrari is pushed onto his back by Batman. All the cameras and boom mics zoom in as the Batman pulls down Ferrari's pants, revealing his already throbbing spice-covered clit.
"im...batman." Batman batman's in his rough yet seductive voice. He starts to pull out his batcock when he's stopped.
"Wait!" Guy Ferriet suddenly pulls out a huge bottle of mayonnaise out of his ass. "Can't forget the special sauce!"
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Guy pours warm mayo all over Batman's batcock before looking up with a seductive, delicious smile. "Ready?"
"I'm batman." Batman batmans with a batman smile before pushing his batcock into Guy Fire's flavorful pussy.
"Oh, wow. the flavors ov your cock in pussy really mesh and go well together. Very good."
"I'm... batman..."
"You think it's too flavorful? I can't ever be too flavorful! I'm the Mayor of FlavorTown, baby!!!"
"I'm batman-"
"Already?" He shakes his head and tsks. I'll let your Special Gotham Mayo:tm: go in this time, but... You gotta get a taste of FlavorTown.
"I'm- BATMAN!!!" Batman batmans into Guys tasty pussy before he pulls out and gets on his knees.
Batman eats out his flavorful pussy and sucks all on his spice cock. Soon enough he was able to have a whole review episode.