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Once upon a time there was a man.
He was a very tall man. A very very hairy man. He had brown hair and a dad bod.
His name was freddy Fazbear.
Freddy fazbear was broke and needed sweet sweet cash desperately. He searched high and low for that bling bling to pay the rent. Then one day while he was wallowing in self pity on a public bus bench he got smacked in the face with a newspaper. He yelped from surprise and could do nothing but grasp the paper while looking around for the assailant. A few seconds later when he realized searching like a idiot was useless he looked to the paper. He read it and got caught up on new news and shit.
Then suddenly.
He saw an ad in the paper for a job. Bingo baby!!! Rich life is coming soon!!!
He quickly found the place and got the job. It was at a children's pizza place. Like Chuck e cheese. But more boring. And lame. And small. But anyways.
He was led through the building and being told what goes where and who does what. Normal job stuff i guess idk i don't have one. After being led back to the main room the worker that gave him the tour pointed to a stage with two performers singing on it and said that that's where Freddy Fazbear will be working. The worker then left Freddy Fazballs to get back to their shift and told Freddy Fazbear to just get used to the environment.
He took in the beautiful sights of snot nosed kids beating up the workers while spreading germs and pizza grease everywhere. Such a majestic sight. His attention was soon drawn to another, smaller stage in a corner of the opposite side as the main one. There were purple curtains drawn around it to hide whatever was inside. Was it out of service? Did the performer for that one quit? Frezzy Fadbar's curiosity got the best of him, and so he went to go take a little looksie.
The stage is much smaller than the other one, almost as if it was meant to be forgotten. Freddy Faxbear stares at it for a while before deciding taking a look inside won't hurt.
As Freddy Fazbear opened the curtains a hook suddenly burst through the gap made by his hands and stabbed him in the nose. Blood began gushing out. It was so much blood. It was like a shitty horror movie that's way too dramatic. Freddy Fuzzyballs stared at his nose for 10 minutes while it bled before the situation dawned on him. He began sobbing and crying for help. A normal non hook hand reached out from the gap in the curtains and reached for his face. Freddy Fazbear leaned away, as much as he could with the end of a hook stabbing through his nose. With an intense feeling of pain the hook pulled out from his nose. Wait. Isn't that bad injury etiquette? You're supposed to keep the weapon in the wound right?
Well. Shit.
The hook retreats into the curtain and the normal hand presses a cloth to Freddy Fazbear's nose. Then a minute later a piercing is placed inside. It stops the bleeding like a cork. Huh. That's neat. And probably wouldn't actually work. Anyways. Freddy Fazbear stares in wonder as the bloody hand retreats back into the curtains only to push them back slightly to reveal the owner of it. Wow! Okay. Didn't expect to see some hot pirate guy hiding in there! Wow! Zooweemama. The pirate guy wipes his hands and looks at Freddy Fazbear in an apologetic way.
"yearg sorry about that matey"
The drop dead gorgeous pirate man says in a pirate voice.
"It's ok har har harhar har har harhar har har"
Freddy Fazbear replies. Freddy Fazballs asks for the hot sexy pirate stranger's name.
"yearrrgggr me names Foxy yarg"
Foxy said
"ok"
Freddy Fazbear replied.
"can i get youe number babygirl har harhar har har" Freddy Fazbear said. Foxy gave him his number. Freddy Fazbear then grabbed the other's shirt and yanked him near.
"Pucker up those pirate lips, loverboy. har har harhar har" Freddy Fazbear said before smashing his mouth against Foxy fnaf's. Foxy fnaf is stunned for a second but comes back to his senses a second later and engages in a sloppy slobbery makeout with Freddy Fazbear. After 30 minutes of intense making out in front of the kids at the children's pizza place they pull away for air. Karen parents ran to the manager's office.
"I'll see you later shnookums har har harhar har"
"ok yarg"
Foxy fnaf replied. Months go by. Freddy Fazbear became so popular they changed the restaurant name to Freddy Fazbear's pizza. He was the star. He was The Moment. He was a king. He was able to pay rent. One day while Freddy Fazbear was on break he smelt a smell. It was a very smelly smell. One that you have to sniff to smell the smelly smell. He smiffed the air like a lunatic and he walked around. Parents stared at him like he just broke out of the psych ward. He came to Foxy fnaf's stage to find out that's the source of the smell. He knocks on the curtains but they don't make any noise cuz it's just fabric what a fucking idiot. He realizes his mistake and opena them a little and immediately starts drooling. The smell was coming from Foxy fnaf.
Foxy fnaf was a....
Omega.
Freddy Fazbear slapped himself 20 times to not give in to his Alpha daddy instincts. Foxy fnaf realized Freddy Fazbear was looking and quickly got up from his laying down position.
"Freddy Fazballs yarg go away im in heat yarrrg"
"It's ok Omega Chan. Daddy is here. har har harhar har"
Freddy Fazbear grabbed Foxy fnaf and dragged him by his foot through the restaurant and out the door. He continued to drag him to his apartment and up 34 flights of stairs. When they arrived he let go of Foxy fnaf's foot to unlock the apartment door. After Freddy Fazbear got it open he grabbed Foxy fnaf's foot again and dragged him inside. He made his way to the bedroom and threw Foxy fnaf onto the bed as hard as he could. Foxy fnaf turned to look at Freddy Fazdaddy and blushed like a anime girl.
"Freddy Fazdaddy.....w w wwww wwhat are you d d d ddoing yarg"
"Fazdaddy wants some pups. har har harhar har"
"B b b b but Fazdaddy....What if this is just a heat (haha see what i did there) of the moment thing and we regret having pups...yarg"
"Fazdaddy would never regret having pups with such a gorgeous and hot and sexy and kawaii and attractive and beautiful Omega. har har harhar har."
"If you say so Freddy Fazballs....."
"Do you consent Omega har harhar har har"
"I consent Freddy Fazdaddy!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Remember kids consent is important) Freddy Fazbear flexed and all his clothed exploded off of his body. He was extremely hairy. Like. You can't even see his skin. Goddamn dude needs to shave. His Freddy Fazcock was already at full mast. Like a sail on a boat. Freddy Fazbear sat on the bed and made Foxy fnaf's clothes explode too. Then they got to baby making all night. They went on and on for weeks or however long a heat lasts idk. They started dating afterwards and enjoyed every moment together.
Then one day.
Freddy Fazbear had just finished his shift for the day and was heading home. His Omega got off earlier than he did and was waiting for Freddy Fazbear at their shared apartment. He walked home and announced his arrival, but nobody came to greet him. Freddy fazbear called out for Foxy fnaf again but there was no reply. He ran to the bedroom, worried, only to find Foxy fnaf writhing on the floor in pain.
"FOXY FNAF WHAT'S WRKNG HARHAR HARHAR HAR"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGGGGHGGGGGHGGFGGHHHHHGGGGGHUGUGIGGGG" Foxy fnaf replied. He clutched his stomach like a lifeline. Freddy Fazbear knew what was happening and threw Foxy fnaf onto the bed.
His Omega was in labor.
Foxy fnaf screamed again as his water broke. It got all over the bed. Ew. Freddy Fazbear started to panic. They were supposed to have a natural birth because of nature and all that shit. But his Omega was in such pain. He hated to see his Omega screaming like that. Not because he cared or anything it just hurt his Fazears. Foxy fnaf screamed again and so Freddy Fazballs took a pillow and held it on Foxy fnaf's face but it didn't mak any difference. Then suddenly something hit the wall that was across from the bed.
It was one of their pups!!!!!!
Freddy Fazbear ran over to hold it and began sobbing. His pup!!! His world!!!!! His pup was finally here!!!!!!!!!!
Foxy fnaf kept screaming though. How dramatic. Another pup soon followed, and another after that. Goddamn. Is he the pup dispenser now? That's enough. Freddy Fazbear is not ready for all of those things. Despite what he wished for however, more kept flying out of Foxy fnaf's ass. That's how mpreg works right the baby comes out of the ass? Oh well. So anyways more and more and more pups kept coming out. Real creepy shit. They won't stop coming despite there being so many it covers the entire floor. Freddy Fazbear absolutely did NOT sign up for all these. They only have one crib. What are they supposed to do???
Suddenly Jesus broke through the wall like the Kool-Aid man. Oh yeah!!!!
"Fear not children of God, for I am Jesus. I am also a carpenter."
Jesus said before spawning in millions upon millions of cribs for newborn pups. Freddy Fazbear shouts with glee and immediately begins putting a pup in each crib. Jesus despawned.
While Foxy fnaf was screaming his head off pushing out new babies per second Freddy Fazbear frantically threw newborns into cribs, trying to match the pace of his Omega. But it was extremely hard to do so. Freddy Fazbear decided to say fuck it and would just crib the pups after they're all out. Freddy Fazbear went back to his Omega's side to try and support him, clutching the other's hand tightly.
Then suddenly.
Saul Goodman burst through the apartment door, crushing 35 babies in the process. Freddy Fazbear leaped up from the bedside in a craze! His pups!!!!!!!! His newborn PUPS!!!! HOW DARE SAUL GOODMAN COMMIT SUCH AN AWFUL CRIME?!?!???!??!?!?!?! Saul Goodman thw called out to Foxy fnaf.
"Hey It's me Saul Goodman are you ready to leave Foxy fnaf"
"Yarrhgg I've been ready for hours Saul Goodman yarghhg"
Freddy Fazballs stared in disbelief. What was going on? How did his Omega suddenly stop pumping out pups?
Saul Goodman pulled out a gun and began shooting all the newborn pups.
"WHAT THE FREDDY FUCKING FAZBEAR IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?HARHAR HAR HARHAR" Frezzy Fazzle yelled. Saul Goodman giggled.
"Sorry Mr. Fazbear (not really LOLOLOL) but my babe has had enough of your insanity! See ya!"
Saul Goodman grabbed Foxy fnaf's hand and they began to leave the apartment. Freddy Fazbear went to chase after them when a sudden and intense pain flared up in his stomach. Clutching a hand to his stomach as if to stop the pain, he glanced up to the others in confusion and fear.
"Yearrgg haven't you noticed yet Freddy Fazbear yarrgg? You're nothing but a delusional fool. You lied to yourself to create a happy fantasy to cope with the loneliness you try to hide. You slowly built up barrier by barrier, blocking off your vision from reality. Each new addition just added more and more damage to your already ill mind. You are simply a sad, pitiful fool, who is running away from reality, terrified as those carefully placed barricades start to crumble before your eyes. yarrg."
Freddy Fazbear stared in disbelief. Fantasies? Escapism? What was he talking about? Freddy Fazbear has no need for escapism. He is a perfectly healthy and sane alpha.
Then it hit him.
Alphas...Omegas...Betas...........They were all made up. He was no Alpha. Foxy fnaf was no Omega. The intense pain in his stomach came back harder than ever. He looks down to find a puddle of water under him. Water? The pain gets more extreme and he has to suppress a scream. Then,
everything hits him all at once.
Foxy fnaf was never the one giving birth.
Freddy Fazbear was.
Saul Goodman looked around in disgust before holding Foxy fnaf's hand and turning to the door.
"I know that I'm better call saul but do me a favor and never call me. See ya Fazloser!" He left without looking back, Foxy fnaf in tow. They quickly ran away, Freddy Fazbear's deafening screams of agony being their getaway track. Sirens could be heard in the distance, getting closer. They both got into Saul Goodman's ferrari and left swiftly. Ten minutes later the police show up to Freddy Fazbear's apartment and bust down the door.
The sight that greets them is horrific.
An uncountable number of children's bodies litter the floor everywhere. Children of all sizes, ages, genders. They all lay still, not a single one breathing. A trail of blood drips from all their heads, leaving puddles of blood on the hardwood floor. A gun lay forgotten to the side, it's purpose fulfilled. In the center of it all stands a lone man. Overgrown hair all over, reeking of body odor. There's a look to his eyes no sane human would have. He stands there, clutching another child. The police shout to put his hands up but it's as if the words never find his ears. He takes a few steps towards him and the police men act first, violently riddling his body with bullets. His eyes stare into their souls as he crashes to the ground. It's a horrific sight, one that stays with you day and night no matter how much time has passed.
There was never any restaurant. Never any love story. It was just a sick and twisted tale of a stalker, blinded by his own desires and fantasies that he couldn't even see his actions.
There was never a Freddy Fazbear.