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[Class 1-A]
360 no-scope has added Momo Yaoyorozu and Izumi Midoriya to the chat
360 no-scope has granted Momo Yaoyorozu and Izumi Midoriya Admin Privileges
360 no-scope: Alright. As part of your class representative duties, you two will be in charge of maintaining the class chat room. You have moderator powers, but don’t abuse them. Please keep usernames PG and don’t post anything explicit. I, as well as Principal Nezu and Vice Principal Horoguramu, can see this chat.
360 no-scope: Don’t be afraid to @ me if you have any questions or need anything.
360 no-scope has pinned 1 message:
Momo Yaoyorozu: Understood
Izumi Midoriya: We wont abuse your trust
360 no-scope: Good
Momo Yaoyorozu: Well then, I guess we should start by adding the rest of the class
Izumi Midoriya: Yep
Izumi Midoriya has added Durandal, Hitoshi Shinso, Neito Monoma and Ochaco Uraraka to the chat
Durandal: I’m back
Hitoshi Shinso: We have a class chat now?
Neito Monoma: Looks like it
Izumi Midoriya: Yep. I would like some help adding our classmates
Momo Yaoyorozu has added Inasa Yoarashi to the chat
Ochaco Uraraka: I can help with that.
Ochaco Uraraka has added Mina Ashido, Tsuyu Asui, and Tenya Ida to the chat
Hitoshi Shinso: I’m probably going to regret this
Hitoshi Shinso has added Himiko to the chat
Mina Ashido: Oh hay, we have a class chat now. Great!
Tenya Ida : Yes it is! We can use this to better organise study sessions!
Himiko : Yeah, like that’s going to happen
Himiko : Also Hitoshi, yes. Yes, you will regret this :D
Hitoshi Shinso: Crap
Tsuyu Asui: Well, I can already see this being a big ball of fun, ribbit
Ochaco Uraraka: Oh my god, you type the ribbits. That’s so cute
Tsuyu Asui: Yes. As in the words of our vice-rep Izumi. I am a cute, adorable frog, ribbit
Mina Ashido has added Yui Kodai, Eijiro Kirishima, Koji Koda, Rikido Sato, Toru Hagakure, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hanta Sero, Kyoka Jiro and Denki Kaminar to the chat
Mina Ashido: There
Mina Ashido: Wait, what’s this about Izumi calling you a cute, adorable frog?
Ochaco Uraraka: Mina, when did you get so many people's contact details?
Mina Ashido I am very approachable
Toru Hagakure: That I can confirm. She is the second most approachable person here
Toru Hagakure: The first being Ochaco. She’s friend-shaped
Ochaco Uraraka: I’m what?
Toru Hagakure: You heard
Toru Hagakure: Also Himiko. Yes, yes this was a bad idea :D
Himiko : :D
Hitoshi Shinso: Kill me now
Hanta Sero: friend shaped?
Fumikage Tokoyami has added Dark Shadow to the chat
Dark Shadow: What’s up people!
Izumi Midoriya: What?
Fumikage Tokoyami Dark Shadow has her own phone. She uses it mostly to play music
Durandal: Why are you confused about this, Izumi? You added me to the chat
Izumi Midoriya: Your a robot, not a sentient quirk
Durandal: Fair point
Durandal: Also @360 no-scope who the fuck is VirtualSimp?
360 no-scope: That’s Vice Principal Horoguramu
VirtualSimp: Hello
Durandal: ty
Neito Monoma: I have several questions
VirtualSimp: And I will answer none of them :)
Kyoka Jiro: So, I’m just sitting here, minding my own business, ignoring my phone buzzing like a swarm of angry bees. When suddenly, Tenya spits out a full cup of orange juice whilst looking at his phone like it just offended him
Kyoka Jiro: So I pick up my phone, see that I’ve been added to a class chat, and open it up. And the first thing I see is the Vice Principal’s username is VirtualSimp! Are you being for real right now?
360 no-scope: Yes
Kyoka Jiro: Why?
360 no-scope: We like to have fun here
Kyoka Jiro: Understandable
Mina Ashido: Well she is a Vtuber who streams regularly, despite being the Vice Principal of UA. Kind of expected her username to be something not serious
Kyoka Jiro: Well, that makes sense
Kyoka Jiro: Also we may have broken Tenya
Yui Kodai: Mm
Toru Hagakure: Oh, hay Yui
Yui Kodai: Hi
Mina Ashido: She speaks!
Yui Kodai: Yes, I speak. I’m not limited to just Mm. I just, struggle with talking to people out loud
Koji Koda: I have that problem too. Also, I can’t really talk without running the risk of using my quirk
Hitoshi Shinso: Well, this should make talking to you two easier
Yui Kodai: yep
Inasa Yoarashi: Wait. When did we get a class chat?
Momo Yaoyorozu: Just now. We’ve just finished adding everyone to the chat
Inasa Yoarashi: Awesome!
Tenya Ida : Are you sure this is everyone?
Kyoka Jiro: Oh, Tenya fixed himself
Tenya Ida : Yes. I have recovered. I had expected our teachers to be more responsible than this. I guess I was wrong
Mina Ashido: Well, what did you expect from a Vtuber who’s also a hero and Vice Principal of UA? Something serious?
Tenya Ida : Yes well, I see your point. But, I can’t help but feel like we’re missing someone
Izumi Midoriya: We are?
Izumi Midoriya: Oh yes, we are. Hold on, I’ll just add them
Izumi Midoriya has added Mei Hatsume to the chat
Mei Hatsume: Oh hay. Class chat!
Mei Hatsume: Wait. Why does it say 1-A? I’m in 1-H
Izumi Midoriya: You live in the 1-A dorm, so I added you to our chat. This’ll help you know if anything is happening here in the dorm, like the ordering of pizza that you almost missed
Mei Hatsume: Oh, thank you!
Neito Monoma: Why do you have Mei’s contact details?
Izumi Midoriya: I wanted her to do some maintenance on Durandal, as well as some hardware and software updates. So I needed a way to contact her
Tenya Ida : A smart choice, Izumi. One must always have a means to contact service providers they intend to use frequently
Izumi Midoriya: Eh, yeah
Denki Kaminar: So, what was this about Izumi calling Tsu a cute, adorable frog?
Izumi Midoriya: Nothing
Mina Ashido: :eyes:
Tsuyu Asui: Not much, she just said that I was a cute, adorable frog. Which is undeniably true. I am adorable, ribbit
Tsuyu Asui: And give good hugs
Ochaco Uraraka: So cute
Tsuyu Asui: Ribbit
Tenya Ida : I still think we’re missing someone
Momo Yaoyorozu: What are you talking about, Tenya? Everyone in class 1-A is here. I see the names of twenty students, so that must mean that everyone is here. Right girls?
Izumi Midoriya: Yep
Tsuyu Asui: Yep
Ochaco Uraraka: Yep
Yui Kodai: Yep
Kyoka Jiro: Yep
Mei Hatsume: Yep
Toru Hagakure: Yep
Himiko: Yep
Mina Ashido: Yep
Dark Shadow: Yep
Fumikage Tokoyami: :eyes:
Dark Shadow: What? I am a girl
Denki Kaminar: I’m going to get a lot of hate for this, but
Denki Kaminar has added Minoru Mineta to the chat
Kyoka Jiro: Denki! YOU SON OF A BITCH! You had ONE JOB!
Denki Kaminar: Look, I know he’s a perv but we can’t exclude him from the class chat
Tenya Ida : I agree. Minoru is a member of 1-A! We can’t exclude him from this chat!
Mina Ashido: Crap, now we have to listen to his horny crap here too
Himiko: Don’t worry Mina, we can make our own girls-only chat
Himiko: With blackjack and hookers :)
Mina Ashido: I like your thinking, girl
Hitoshi Shinso: I don’t
Mina Ashido: your not a girl
Kyoka Jiro: You broke Tenya again
Mina Ashido: Chat’s existed for less than an hour and already we’ve broken Tenya twice. I see this as a win!
Eijiro Kirishima: How is that a win?
Eijiro Kirishima: Also can we change our names?
Mina Ashido: It’s a win because I said so
Mina Ashido: And yeah, can we change our names
Momo Yaoyorozu: hold on
Momo Yaoyorozu has changed name changes to: allowed
Momo Yaoyorozu: Please keep names PG and appropriate for school
Mina Ashido has changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s name to TheEconomy
TheEconomy: And no changing each other's names without permission or we will remove your name-changing privileges
Mina Ashido has changed Eijiro Kirishima's name to Horn Buddy
TheEconomy: Mina, what did I just say?
Mina Ashido: Sorry
TheEconomy has changed their name to Yaomomo
Yaomomo: Better
Horn Buddy: Don’t change mine. I like it
Mina Ashido: Yeah! Horn Buddy!
Yaomomo: Fine
Yaomomo: But
Yaomomo has removed Mina Ashido’s naming privileges
Yaomomo: You were warned, Mina
Mina Ashido: Damn it. I was about to name myself FluffyET
Toru Hagakure has changed their name to Crysis
Crysis has changed Mina Ashido’s name to FluffyET
Crysis: I’ve got you babe
FluffyET: Thanks babe
FluffyET: Also Crysis?
Crysis: Cloak engaged
Himiko has changed their name to Vamp-Nya
FluffyET: Oh
Yaomomo: I’ll let this slide
Denki Kaminar has changed their name to Grease Lightning
Yaomomo: For now
Crysis: Fear
Rikido Sato has changed their name to BakeOff
Kyoka Jiro: Grease Lightning. Really?
Grease Lightning: What. It’s a nice song
Neito Monoma has changed their name to Ctrl C
Inasa Yoarashi has changed their name to Tornado!
Hanta Sero has changed their name to TapeDispenser
Hitoshi Shinso has changed their name to Zero
BakeOff: Zero? As in nothing?
Zero: Alias used by the protagonist of Code Geass. He too has mind control powers. They just function differently from mine.
Zero: And yes, I do watch anime from time to time
Zero: I have hobbies other than cats
TapeDispenser: That's a mech anime, right?
Mei Hatsume: You had me at mech!
Zero: Oh god
Durandal: If Mei makes a Knightmare Frame I’m blaming you
Durandal: Actually, go ahead and build one of those things. Nothing says awesome than a big robot with guns
Mei Hatsume: Will do!
Mei Hatsume: Also
Mei Hatsume has changed their name to EngineerMei
EngineerMei: Nice
Minoru Mineta has changed their name to 69FunTimes
Izumi Midoriya has changed 69FunTimes’ name to NO
Izumi Midoriya has removed NO’s naming privileges
NO: Why!
Yaomomo: We said keep them PG
Izumi Midoriya: This only happened because you failed to listen to our warning
Izumi Midoriya has changed their name to Floof Might
NO: Can I at least change it to something else?
Floof Might: Later
Floof Might: Once you’ve earned that privilege back
FluffyET: Floof Might?
FluffyET: Why?
Tsuyu Asui has changed their name to Frogling
Frogling: Because she’s strong like All Might. But fluffier, ribbit
Zero: That’s a StarCraft reference, isn’t it?
Frogling: Yes
Ochaco Uraraka has changed their name to AbyssCloud
AbyssCloud: Well, I think it’s cute
Fumikage Tokoyami has changed their name to EternalDarkness
EternalDarkness: I see, a fellow child of the night
AbyssCloud: What? No! The Abyss Cloud nebula, that’s what I’m using as my username. It was the first nebula I saw after all
AbyssCloud: I’m not emo like you
EternalDarkness: I see
FluffyET: Then what are you then?
AbyssCloud: Mochi
Frogling: Fair
AbyssCloud: And future empress of the entire planet
Crysis: what?
Dark Shadow has changed their name to Dark Helmet
EternalDarkness: Dark Shadow!
Dark Helmet: He he he
Koji Koda has changed their name to Cute Lord
Tenya Ida has changed their name to DriftKing
Floof Might: Eh, ok. That’s not what I expected
Ctrl C: Where the hell did you get that name from, winning a Mario Kart tournament?
DriftKing: Yes
Ctrl C: Oh
Kyoka Jiro has changed their name to 2goodmusic
DriftKing: I am very good at racing games
Yui Kodai has changed their name to UltraGirl
UltraGirl: Ok, that should be everyone
EngineerMei: Durandal hasn’t chosen a name
Durandal has changed their name to 1A Mascot
FluffyET: I’m sorry what?
1A Mascot: Why are you confused. You were the one who said I was the class mascot
FluffyET: True
UltraGirl: Now that’s everyone
No: So, now that that’s all sorted out, may I ask why all the girls were being extremely nice to Izumi yesterday? Asking if she was ok and checking on her all the time?
No: And why did Rikido make a cake solely for her?
Yaomomo: No
Floof Might: No
Frogling: No
AbyssCloud: No
UltraGirl: No
2goodmusic: No
Crysis: No
Vamp-Nya: No
FluffyET: No
EngineerMei: I’m just going to say no even though I wasn’t involved in it
EngineerMei: But I would like to know what happened
BakeOff: Momo asked me to make Izumi a cake
BakeOff: If you want me to make you a cake, you just have to ask. I don’t mind
BakeOff: Just don’t ask for anything too specific. Or explicit. I am not making a cake that looks like Mt. Lady’s arse
No: Damn it
Private Message: Momo Yaoyorozu to Mei Hatsume
Momo Yaoyorozu: Izumi had a breakdown in the girls changing room yesterday. She found a hole in the wall to the boys changing room and we crowded around her, causing her discomfort.
EngineerMei: That doesn't sound so bad
Momo Yaoyorozu: We were all partially naked at the time
Momo Yaoyorozu: I myself was only wearing my panties. It wasn’t until she started crying that we realise the discomfort we were putting her through
Mei Hatsume: Wow. I wouldn’t have thought she would have been used to that kind of thing, what with being a girl and all
Momo Yaoyorozu: I don’t think she’s had the best of school life before coming here. She’s emotionally stunted and, damaged
Momo Yaoyorozu: She needs all the help she can get. Her confidence and self-worth are almost non-existent
Momo Yaoyorozu: She needs to know that there are people who care about her
Momo Yaoyorozu: Ochaco is devising a plan to help boost and repair her confidence and self-worth, designated Operation Cinnamon Roll
Momo Yaoyorozu: her idea, not mine
Momo Yaoyorozu: It’s still in the works, but for now, be nice to her and make her feel welcome
Mei Hatsume: That I can do!
Mei Hatsume: I’ll prioritise the hardware update for Durandal. Should be ready in a few day's time
Momo Yaoyorozu: Thank you
[Class 1-A]
Frogling: No cake for you, grape boy
Floof Might: So since classes were cancelled due to the media being the media. Would anyone be ok with me going over their quirks?
Floof Might: Quirk analysis is a hobby of mine
Ctrl C: Say yes. You’ll thank me later
Ctrl C: She may dissect your quirk to terrifying degrees, but you’ll come out of it with a much better understanding of your quirk
AbyssCloud: That sounds like a good idea
AbyssCloud: Anything to help my quirk get stronger
Zero: Just be warned, we will not be helping with the trauma received by having your quirk dissected by her
Floof Might: I don’t know what the fuss is all about
Zero: I had trouble sleeping for a week afterwards
Vamp-Nya: Hitoshi, you always have trouble sleeping
Zero: I had even more trouble sleeping
UltraGirl: How violent of a quirk dissection are we talking about here?
Ctrl C: You’ll be left wondering why the hell you never thought of it before, a lot
Ctrl C: be prepared to have your entire world broken
BakeOff: Well, I’ll take any help I can get. My old quirk counsellor wasn’t very good. He just said, eating sugar makes you stronger, nothing else. I had to figure out a lot myself
Floof Might: Don’t worry, I’ll try and tone down my analysis
Floof Might: Wait, why do I still think we’re missing someone?
AbyssCloud: I don’t know
AbyssCloud: We’ve got everyone and Mei here
AbyssCloud: I don’t see who we could be missing
360 no-scope: Oh crap, knew I forgot someone
360 no-scope has added Nejire Hado to the chat
360 no-scope: Can’t forget the heroics teaching assistant
Nejire Hado: Oh hay guys :)
Nejire Hado: Oh, your doing quirk analysis? Count me in!
Grease Lightning: Oh no
Nejire Hado: Oh yes!
360 no-scope: Have fun
360 no-scope has muted the chat