Bowser Love Song

by MelissaEM

Summary:

I was already in love with Bowser Koopa, but seeing him in the Super Mario Bros. movie made me fall in love with him all over again. Inspired, I decided to write my own love song for him based on his song for Peach. Imagine yourself, a fellow Bowser lover, singing this song for the Koopa King with every bit of passion you can muster. It's short, and kinda cringe, but for a song parody I don't think it's too shabby.

(To the tune of "Peaches")

Bowser, you're so cool
King or not, you basically rule
Bowser, understand
I'm gonna love you 'til the very end
Bowser, I know that you don't love me 
'Cause I know you think you're so above me
But I! Love! You! Oh~!
I know I could never be a princess
Compared to her I'm probably a hot mess
But I! Love! You! Oh~!

Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too--
They think they're super awesome, but none of them are YOU!
King Bowser Koopa, at the end of the line
I'll make... you... mine! Oh~!
Bowser, baby, I simply adore you
Be my man, I'm begging, I implore you
I! LOVE! YOU! OH~!
Bowser! BOWSER!
BOWSER!!
BOWSER!!!

Notes:

Bowser is husband material, and I refuse to apologize for this. If Peach won't marry him, I definitely will. I KNOW I'm not alone in feeling that way!