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Part 1 of The Rippleverse
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2023-06-12
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2025-11-17
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A Ripple Across Worlds

Summary:

A scientist decides to add a bunch of heroes from different worlds to a chat group

Queue all sorts of shenanigans and ripples across these worlds.

What could possibly go wrong

Now with a discord and TV tropes

https://discord.gg/cMJgs8YV89

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheRippleverse

Notes:

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter Text

{REDACTED} Added 8 people to Interdimensonal Group Chat

 

{REDACTED} WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO MY INTERDIMENSONAL GROUP CHAT WHERE YOU ARE FREE TO CHAT WITH OTHERS BEYOND YOUR UNIVERSE, I HAVE MADE THIS BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE HEROES IN A SENSE AND COULD BENEFIT FROM LEARNING FROM ONE ANOTHER

 

{REDACTED} Later bitches

 

{User 1} What the fuck

 

{User 3}Incredible is this the doing of someone's quirk, and what do they mean on learning from each other

 

(User 5} Maybe it's a magic chat to help us on our heroes journey, I think i read a fanfic like this once

 

{User 4} Damn it looks like I can only use it for chatting currently

 

{User 3} Oh did you not have a phone

 

{User 4} I did before i got stuck in this place

 

{User 2} Cool so this can be used to write and chat, will help with talking to people and not relying on them reading my lips

 

{User 5} Oh are you mute

 

{User 2} If that means I can't physically talk, yes

 

{User 6} Woah cool a group chat, I'm guessing we all must be pretty important to get added to this

 

{REDACTED} Or in your case i couldn't add Ruby Rose due to having a scroll setting that prevents random people from messaging her

 

[User 6} Aww

 

{REDACTED} By the way if this chat goes well in my interdimensional studies i may add more people ANYWAYS I SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE TO OBSERVE

 

{User 8} Thisisnotwhatiexpectedwheniwokeupthismorningbutneverthelessitiscool

 

{User 1} Alright this is weird but I'll stick around, It'll give me something to do on probation

 

{User 5} Umm user 8 you can use the rectangle bar to add spaces

 

{User 8} Thanks

 

{User 6} Probation?

 

{User 1} I stopped a man assaulting a woman and got thrown to tokyo cus he had power or sum

 

{User 3} Oh wow you have Tokyo in your world too

 

{User 4} Same here

 

{User 5} ^

 

{User 8} Guessing the arrow means something 

 

{User 5} It means i agree with the above statement or in this case i have tokyo in my home dimenson

 

{User 1} Home dimension

 

{User 6} Alright im getting confused by the user names and all this talk lets just introduce eachother and change out names which i believe we can do

 

{User 5} Lets do it in order of numbers @User 1 its in the top right corner

 

{User 1} has changed their name to Ren 

 

Ren: I'm keeping myself as anonymous as possible so i'll just use my first name, I'm a student currently on probation for a crime he didn't commit

 

{User 8} That souns bad

 

Ren:Souns

 

{User 5}Souns

 

Ren: Seriously no one else doing the chain, fine your turn  @{User 2}

 

{User 2} changed their name to Link

 

Link: Hello i am link, i live in hyrule and have recently woken up after getting my arm cut off by a mummy dude and now a furry man gave me his arm so im back where i started

 

Ren:The fuck

 

Link: Your turn @{User 3}

 

Ren: So we just ignoring that whole statement

 

{User 4} I guess

 

{User 3} Has changed their name to Izuku Midoriya

 

Izuku Midoriya: Hi I'm Izuku Midoriya, I am aiming to be a pro hero and have recently been accepted into the nations best hero academy

 

{User 6} Cool it's like beacon

 

Izuku Midoriya: Your turn @ {User 4}

 

{User 4} Has changed their name to Dwight

 

Dwight: Hey guys my name is dwight fairfield and i used to be an office worker but now im stuck in some weird place where i have to survive endless trials against terrifying killers

 

Link: Thats sounds like it sucks

 

Dwight: It does but the people around me keeps hope up for a way out, @{User 5} your turn

 

{User 5} Changed their name to Luz

 

Luz: Hi my name is Luz Noceda{She/her} and I'm a human girl from Conneticut who went through a portal and is now training to be a witch

 

Izuku Midoriya: Should we have used pronouns whenever we introduced ourselves

 

Luz: Ya don't have to but I like making sure @{User 6} Your turn

 

{User 6} Changed their name to Jaune Arc

 

Jaune Arc:The names Jaune Arc, short, sweet, rolls of the tongue, ladles love it

 

Ren: Ladles

 

Link: Ladles

 

Luz:Ladles

 

Jaune Arc: I MEANT LADIES

 

{User 8} Ladles

 

Jaune Arc: Alright it was a mistake, @{User 7}

 

{User 7} Cool group chat, sorry i was fighting my way out of some robots

 

Ren: ?

 

{User 7} Changed their name to CHAI CHAI CHAI

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: The names Chai and you all better remember it since im going to be a rockstar

 

Ren: Cool story but we are from different worlds

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Wait what

 

Link: Hey @{User 8}  your last up

 

{User 8} changed their name to Claude

 

Claude: The names Claude Von Riegan, Current heir the the Leicester Alliance and leader of the Golden Deer hourse

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI:: How can a deer be golden

 

Ren: This is going to be something i guess

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Something rocking?

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI has been muted for 8 hours for bad joke

 

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Summary:

more shenanigans

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAI CHAI CHAI has been unmuted

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: damn what I miss

 

Ren: Wasn't long after you were muted we gave the chat a break for a bit, also I may have went into a perverts subconcious

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: The hell

 

Ren: Dont worry i got some cool power called a Persona and got out with my new friend Ryuji

 

Link: Nice all I did today was get off this floating island

 

Claude: So are we just sharing what we did today now

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I guess so although I didn't do much other than destroy a bigger robot and team up with a girl and her robot cat

 

Claude: Nice i have no idea what a robot is

 

Luz: Its like a machine that moves and stuff i guess

 

Claude: Alright what about you Luz

 

Luz: Oh i may have had to survive my mentor turned into a giant owl beast and i discovered i can do magic

 

Luz sent MAGIC.jpg

 

Claude:Nice

 

Dwight: My day was rather uneventful, just more trials 

 

Jaune Arc: Same here i guess, I guess i got shoved into a rocket locker

 

Ren: Hol up

 

Jaune Arc: Dont worry guys they eventually got me out

 

Claude: That sounds more than some accident, you say you were shoved

 

Jaune Arc: Ir wasn't an accident, it was just Cardin being Cardin

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo that ain't cool

 

Ren: Did you just say yo unironically

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: maybe

 

Link: Well have you tried standing up to this Cardin

 

Jaune Arc: No but it's fine he does this to a bunch of people, anyways i gotta go class is starting

 

Link: YOUNG MAN YOU GET BACK HERE

 

Ren: Lol that reminds me how old are most of us

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: 25 here

 

Claude: 17

 

Izuku Midoriya: I just finished classes for today, we giving out our ages or something

 

Ren: Yeah although you dont have to share if you dont wanna

 

Izuku Midoriya: Umm no its okay im 15

 

Ren: I'm 16 

 

Luz Noceda: Aww i may be the youngest, I'm 14

 

Dwight: I'm 31 myself

 

Ren: So your the chat's dad gotcha

 

Claude: Wait Link hasn't given us his age

 

Ren: It's not like he's gonna be older than dwight, he's too chaotic to be old

 

Link: I am 122 years old

 

Ren: What the cinnamon toast fuck

 

Link: I slept for like 100 though

 

Izuku Midoriya: Incredible do you have some sort of longevity power,

 

Link: No clue

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh okay well i read the chat logs and if you guys wanna know what i did today, i had my first day at U.A

 

Claude: That your school

 

Dwight: Hope you had a good first day

 

Izuku Midoriya: It was good, i made friends, saw a bunch of heroes and even impressed my sensei so much he didn't expel me for being last in the physical exam

 

Ren: Oof

 

Izuku Midoriya: It's fine everyone else had such cool and interesting quirks that allowed them to score higher than me, whilst i was only able to use it for one of my results and even then i broke a finger doing it since im still learning my power

 

Claude: Damn and i thought getting ambushed by bandits was bad

 

Izuku Midoriya: Are you okay Claude that sounds like a pretty harrowing expierence

 

Claude: Im fine, i have no injuries unlike you

 

Luz: Yeah why did you break it anyways

 

Izuku Midoriya: I only got my power recently and i'm still working out how to use it, i did better today than last time since i didn'r break an entire arm

 

Ren: Im all for doing dumbass ideas but breaking your ARM

 

Izuku Midoriya: Well if I didn't i wouldn't of passed the entrance exam

 

Link: Hey maybe I can get Rauru the furry guy to give you his other arm

 

Ren:.....

 

Dwight:.....

 

Link: what

 

Dwight: Please dont encourage the child to harm himself

 

Link: Alright dad 

 

Izuku Midoriya: It's fine really

 

Ren: What is with this chat and being dumbasses

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Hey I'm not a dumbass

 

Ren: Never mentioned you but the defensiveness proves my point

 

Claude: He's got ya there Chai ;)

 

Izuku Midoriya: Who taught Claude how to emoticon

 

 

Notes:

FYI this fic will most likely ignore most ships since it's not the focus besides one particular ship that i may add later

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Summary:

Canon is broken

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Izuku Midoriya: So I broke more bones today

 

Ren: Oh great, I blame Link

 

Dwight: How did it happen

 

Izuku Midoriya: I punched upwards against an explosion to redirect an attack

 

Claude: Damn that must be one good punch

 

Claude: BTW just got back to the academy after that bandit attack last night

 

Dwight:  Wait that happened last night

 

Claude: Yep

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo i have something to share

 

Ren: Did you do something stupid

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: No

 

Ren: Press x to doubt

 

Claude: X

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Rude, I will keep the cat photos to myself then

 

Luz: CAT PHOTOS

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Sorry Luz I cannot share as the chat has hurt my feelings

 

Link: Will you share if I give you a picture of a horse

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Why do you have one

 

Link: I like taking photos 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Understandable

 

Izuku Midoriya: Can I offer analysis as payment for cat photos

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: No since i won't understand it

 

Ren: Ha, Anyways so I found out how to get back into the perverts castle

 

Claude: Cool

 

Dwight: Why though

 

Ren: So we can find out the people he's hurting in the real world and bring the perv to justice

 

Izuku Midoriya: Cool so it's like an alternate world or something

 

Ren: It's like his brainscape or something

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo you can go into peoples brains

 

Ren: Yes 

 

Link: Maybe you should go into Chai's brain to see what he's thinking

 

Ren: It would be empty tho

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I came here for a good time and I'm honestly feeling attacked

 

Luz: Dont worry Chai we love you

 

Jaune Arc: I FUCKED UP

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Thank you Luz

 

Link: Whats up 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Nothing much Link

 

Link: Ahh my bad should have tagged @Jaune Arc

 

Jaune Arc: I am being blackmailed by Cardin

 

Ren: Kick his ass

 

Dwight: Let's not rush to conclusions 

 

Claude: No I agree kick his ass

 

Jaune Arc: So basically Cardin found out that I forged my way into Beacon and now he's threatening to reveal that fact to the headmaster if I don't do what he says

 

Ren: Again may i offer kicking his ass as an option

 

Izuku Midoriya: Wait you forged your way into school

 

Jaune Arc: Yeah cus its been my dream to be a hunstman but mom and dad couldn't afford tution to a combat school since i had like 7 sisters, so I kinda just saved up money and bought a fake transcript

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Whats a transcript

 

Luz: Don't give up hope Jaune maybe we can help you figure out what to do

 

Jaune Arc: Firstly a transcipt is basically grades and shit that let you apply for Beacons intiation and secondly thank you Luz

 

Claude: What was initation

 

Jaune Arc: It was some exam that partnered us into teams, We were flung from launchpads and had to fight our way through a grimm infested forest in order to retrieve a relic

 

Izuku Midoriya: That sounds difficult for an entry exam, although then again i had to fight robots

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Robo bashing gang

 

Izuku Midoriya:... Robo bashing gang

 

Jaune Arc: I recently spilled the secret to my partner Pyrrha and somehow Cardin overheard

 

Ren: Again kicking his ass seems like an option

 

Jaune Arc: I can't everyone is stronger than me, even Pyrrha offered to help me despite me being leader

 

Jaune Arc: What good is a leader if I can't be strong to support my team on my own

 

Dwight: Jaune being a leader is not about how good you are compared to others, it's about how bring people together

 

Dwight: When i first arrived in the hellscape i'm in I thought i was dead weight to every other survivor in the group, however i tried my best to connect with them. A leader is much more than just a strong figurehead. Even leaders need help from those they lead. If not for the help of my teammates I would have lost hope long ago but they helped me and thats fine

 

Jaune Arc: Well I think I've burned that bridge

 

Dwight: It's never too late to ask for help, plus they may be able to help you with the blackmail situation

 

Luz: And even if you don't have as much skills as other people in your school you have one advantage that no one else has

 

Jaune Arc: Whats that

 

Luz: Us

 

Claude: She's right you know, we can help you if you want, I'm good at tactics and bows if you want any advice on that front

 

Jaune Arc: I do need a ranged weapon

 

Dwight: I can give leadership tips

 

Ren: I can provide sarcastic rapport( No but seriously you can talk to me)

 

Link: I can use a bunch of weapons so i could give you tips depending on what you use

 

Jaune Arc: A sword and shield

 

Link: Even better those are my best weapons

 

Link: I can even show you how to shield surf

 

Claude: Shield surf

 

Link: My own personal technique of using a shield on slopes as a movement option, also works great on hitting enemies on the head

 

Izuku Midoriya: I don't know how good it would be but i could provide analysis

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I think i may have to take Ren's route and just do moral support for now

 

Jaune Arc: Thanks you guys

 

Jaune Arc: And Luz

 

Luz: Oh shoot I just realized I'm the only girl here

 

Claude: Hey they said we may be able to add more later so maybe we can ratio out the genders a bit more

 

Luz: Nah it's cool 

 

Jaune Arc: Anyways i'm going to go ask Pyrrha for help and tell the rest of my team and the headmaster as well

 

Ren: If they try and throw you out tell them I will kick their ass

 

Jaune Arc: Your not even in my world

 

Ren: Did I stutter

 

Link: Don't fuck with Ren i guess

 

Dwight: Link don't swear we have children in here

 

Claude: You upset dad Link lol

 

 

-1 hour later-

CHAI CHAI CHAI: So wait my name means tea 

 

Ren: Yep

 

Luz: If Chai falls over is he spilling the T

 

Claude: Darn this tea talk is making me thirsty

 

Jaune Arc: FUCK

 

Ren: Whats up

 

Jaune Arc: I revealed my fake transcripts to my team and they were cool and i went to the headmaster in order to reveal my transcripts

 

Jaune Arc: I walk in and i shit you not he says "I am very busy Mr Arc so if this is about me letting you in despite fake transcipts it'll have to wait for another day"

 

Ren: Jaune ngl your headmaster sounds based

Notes:

Welp I've officially broken canon by having Jaune reveal his transcripts early and not even have that whole cardin sap incident

Also Dwight is chat dad

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Summary:

A new chat member joins and gets kicked

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: Hey guys I'm going to this cool thing called a covention with my friends so I may not be very active today

 

Claude: Lol no sweat

 

Ren: It is scary how quickly you have progressed in using slang, i have taught you well

 

Claude: It is an honour sensei

 

Dwight: Have fun @Luz

 

Luz: I will 

 

Jaune Arc: So fun fact I took Link's advice

 

Claude: So you got a furry man's arm

 

Jaune Arc: Not yet anyways, I used shield surfing in a recent fight

 

Link: How'd it go

 

Jaune Arc: Other than Goodwitch telling me not to it went well, I knocked out Dove with it

 

Link: Nice I have slayed many foes with that technique

 

Claude Ngl this is making me tempted to add a shield to my arsenal but then again i rather not explain to teach why i suddenly am adding a shield

 

Ren: Teach?

 

Claude: Our super cool new teacher, saved me from the bandits 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Sounds cool BTW I'm currently heading to take out the head of production or something for vandelay

 

Claude: Cool we have no idea who that is

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: What i never told you guys about the company trying to kill me, how im stuck on their campus and have teamed up with a robot cat and its owner who isnt as cool as the cat

 

Ren: Sounds like denial on the owner but no you have legit only made bad jokes and posted cat pics

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Damm

 

Izuku Midoriya: @{REDACTED}

 

Ren: Wait we can @ our mysterious host

 

{REDACTED}: What I'm busy

 

Izuku MIdoriya: Well i noticed the chat was still working and our class has currently been attacked by villians

 

{REDACTED}: Cool have fun dying

 

Claude: Okay not cool magic person

 

{REDACTED} Hey I really would help if i could, can't you contact someone in your world

 

Izuku Midoriya: I can't he signal for all other communications has been jammed

 

{REDACTED} Nice to know my tech is far superior

 

Ren: We still don't have options to customise the chat

 

{REDACTED} Noted, anyways I'll open the chat room up to an addtional member, if you add them Midoriya you can get them to help or something, you just half to type in their number

 

Izuku Midoriya: Thanks I know who to add

 

Toshinori Yagi has been added to the chat

 

Toshinori Yagi: Ahh young Midoriya I was just about to head to the USJ, I hope this is important it's crucial for you to be focused on your schoolwork

 

Izuku Midoriya: ALL MIGH THE USJ IS UNDER ATTACK BY VILLIANS

 

Toshinori Yagi: OKAY YOUNG MIDORYA I AM HEADING THERE WTH BACKUOPS 

 

Link: Go protec child

 

Dwight: So can we add more people soon 

 

{REDACTED} no i want to keep this easy to document currently, i will kick whoever that is later ( I may add more later if my impress my teachers)

 

{REDACTED} btw don't @ me again

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Now I wanna

 

 

- 4 hours later-

 

 

Link: So after much debate and talking to Purah I've decided to go to Rito village first

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: cOOL

 

Claude: Yo hope you reach there safely

 

Link: I'll try plus it gives me a chance to mess with these zonai devices

 

Ren:Cool we have no idea what those are

 

Link: I'll explain later

 

Luz: So i'm back from the covention what i miss

 

Jaune Arc: Izuku got attacked by villians

 

Luz: WHAT IS HE EOKAY

 

Claude: Yes he's fine

 

Ren: honestly i would make fun of the eokay if it wasnt an understandable reaction

 

Luz: It does sound like a country way of saying okay

 

Ren: E OKAY BUCKAROOS

 

Luz: LOL

 

Dwight: I'm back, just had a trial with the deathslinger

 

Ren: Would the deathslinger say yee haw cus that sounds like yee haw like name

 

Dwight: Nah he's way too serious(He is a cowboy tho)

 

Ren: Does he have a horse

 

Toshinori Yagi: I AM HERE WITH AN UPDATE ON YOUNG MIDORIYA

 

Dwight: No just a spear gun

 

Luz: Is he okay

 

Claude: was my word not enough for you

 

Luz: No :p

 

Claude: Rude

 

Toshinori Yagi: he is fine despite breaking bones helping his classmates escape the flood zone

 

Link: Damn more broken bones

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Izuku sipping that bone hurting juice

 

Ren: Oh great i must be dead since Chai said something funny

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I'll take that as a compliment

 

Toshinori Yagi: I admit I was suprised when he said he had a group chat that spanned dimensions 

 

Jaune Arc: Need proof

 

Toshinori Yagi: No i believe young Midoriya, I'm also must thank whomever made this chat for providing access 

 

Claude: Oh it's {REDACTED} who made it, they kinda just lurk and take notes i think

 

Toshinori Yagi @{REDACTED} thank you for providing access and helping me protect the students

 

{REDACTED} No problem..... ALSO I SAID DONT @ ME AND I SHALL NOW ENACT THE TOLL OF CRIME

 

Toshinori Yagi has been kicked from the chat

 

Ren: Lol

 

Claude: Lol

 

Link: Lol

 

Izuku Midoriya: DID YOU JUST KICK ALL MIGHT

 

Ren: Who the fuck is All Might

 

Izuku Midoriya: How much time do you have today

 

Ren: If that means your gonna spend ages talking about him i must decline as the coffee machine is on fire

 

Claude: I need to check my poison stash

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I'll listen dude

 

Izuku Midoriya :  :)

 

 

_12 hours later

 

Izuku Midoriya: And thats a summary of who All Might is @CHAI CHAI CHAI

 

Izuku Midoriya:  Chai?

 

Jaune Arc: I think you broke him

Notes:

More canon changing, also ngl i thought it be funny if the group chat just still worked in the USJ attack and basically acted as a backdoor for contacting the heroes sooner

The actual plot of the USJ is still the same though as All might arrives much faster than the other teachers etc

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Summary:

4 new contenders enter the ring

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: So there i was facing the pervert head on, when he smacked dat ball right at me and i fucking tanked it

 

Dwight: Language

 

Ren: shut

 

{REDACTED} Good news, i am increasing the chat limit to one addtional person per universe/dimension or whatever

 

Claude: Why tho

 

{REDACTED}: More funding for my project(not enough to get more phones tho so you and dwight are fucked on that regard)

 

Claude: Damn i wanted to add Lorenz so i could bully his yee yee ass haircut

 

Ren: Is this what being a proud father is like

 

Izuku Midoriya: Thats cool how do we add them

 

{REDACTED} Like last time

 

Ren: In that case

 

Luz: Darn my phone is different from scrolls so i may not be able to add Willow

 

Claude F

 

Ryuji Sakamoto has been added to the chat

 

Ryuji Sakamoto has changed their name to Ryuji

 

Ryuji: Yo is this some sort of chat for taking down Kamoshidas castle

 

Link: Hey guys im very tempted to murder these koroks

 

Ryuji: Umm i'm guessing thats a no

 

Link: Oh cool fresh meat

 

Ren: Ryuji welcome to a fucking multiversal group chat

 

Ryuji: Whats that

 

Ren: I'll explain later

 

Izuku Midoriya: Cool it's nice to meet you Sakamoto-kun

 

Ryuji: Ehh just call me Ryuji

 

Izuku:  Okay

 

Claude: Yo whats the kun stand for

 

Ren: Its honorifics, pretty standard in our country(since me and izuku are both japanese)

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Hey guys i just broke a fucking coffee machine

 

Ren: How dare you

 

Ochaco Uraraka has been added to the chat

 

Ochaco Uraraka: Is this the weird chat you used to get help in the USJ Deku=Kun

 

Link: Deku?

 

Izuku Midoriya: Yes 

 

Ochaco Uraraka: Thats so cool, is it true your all from different worlds, oh lemme do something real quick

 

Ochaco Uraraka has changed their name to Uravity

 

Uravity: Less of a mouthful now

 

Izuku Midoriya: Wow Uraraka-Kun thats an interesting nickname

 

Uravity: Thanks i was going to use it as my hero name

 

Claude: Yo lovebirds you haven't answered link's question

 

Uravity: I think you broke Deku- Kun

 

Uravity: But to answer it's a nickname because it sounds like Dekiru and you can do it

 

Uravity : Bakugo our classmate however uses it as an insult

 

Link: Cool just interesting that Deku is a term in my world too

 

Link: It's a race of living tree people in a way, only one i met was the great Deku tree

 

Uravity: Wow sounds interesting

 

Ryuji: Yo this child is making my head fry

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

 

Jaune Arc: Cool we can add more people now

 

Claude: Yep

 

Pyrrha Nikos has been added to the chat

 

Pyrrha Nikos: Hello there

 

Claude: Sup

 

Dwight: Hey 

 

Luz: Hiya

 

Ren: General Kenobi

 

Ryuji: duhUAFHUDSBF

 

Claude: I'm guessing thats another meme to learn Ren

 

Ren: Yes my young padawan

 

Pyrrha Nikos: It's nice to be here, Jaune mentioned you helped convince him to be more open to the team

 

Claude: Yep

 

Pyrrha Nikos: Thank you for that

 

Jaune Arc: Yeah this chat is pretty helpful

 

Pyrrha Nikos: I must ask was this were you got that shield surfing idea from 

 

Link: Yes and your welcome for that Jaune

 

Pyrrha Nikos: Anyways it's nice to have some people to talk to who may have ideas that i may not have

 

Claude: Our ideas are garbage tho

 

Ren: ^

 

Luz: They aren't that bad

 

Ren: Nah Luz your plans are great but me and Claude make the dumbest plans, and make em work anyways

 

Claude: BTW Ren I recently had a mock battle with the other houses and I randomly shouted "this bitch empty yeet" before throwing a rock at Edelgards face

 

Claude: Hubert now hates me but it was worth it

 

Ren: I am so proud of you

 

Peppermint has been added to the chat

 

Peppermint: Finally got Chai's phone of him so I can add myself

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: hey i would have added you

 

Peppermint: no you wouldn't of idiot

 

Link: He absolutely wouldn't

 

Ren: He also said you cat is better than you

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: NO I DIDN'T

 

Peppermint: Thank you for that info

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: GUYS PEPPERMINT GRABBED HER GUN

 

Ren: good luck kiddo

 

Dwight: Why do i feel like the only rational person here 

 

 

Notes:

NGL I can't wait to write more Ryuji and Peppermint

 

Also next chapter is gonna be rough

Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Summary:

Trigger warning for this chapter you persona fans know whats coming

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Wow can't believe that worked

 

Izuku Midoriya: What worked?

 

Pyrrha Nikos: I was just giving Chai some tips on how to work magnetism since his arm allows him to influence it

 

Peppermint: Maybe Zanzo won't be that tough after all

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Who's Zanzo

 

Peppermint: The head of R&D aka our next target for the spectra password

 

Claude: What a surprise that Chai forgot something

 

Claude: @Ren my dude your sass is missing from the chat

 

Link: Yeah he's been absent for the last few hours

 

Luz: It's probably schoolwork 

 

Ren: It's official I'm taking Kamoshida down

 

Claude: perv right?

 

Ren: Change that to ******

 

Claude: Woah

 

Luz: What did he type it's censored for me

 

Izuku Midoriya: Same here

 

Dwight: Something serious

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI : YO WTF BASH THAT FUCKERS HEAD IN

 

Luz: Thats not censored

 

Link: I will personally break time and space to kill that asshole

 

Ryuji: Yeah whats even worse is Kamoshide is getting use expelled because we confronted him about it

 

Ryuji: Wasn't even being subtle that ass

 

Jaune Arc: Just got back from training what i miss

 

Link: Scroll up

 

Ren: We can use the metaverse but it does have a risk of killing him 

 

Izuku Midoriya: I can tell via the context but murder isn't a great option

 

Link: It's not?

 

Ren: Izuku I have little to no options less, the schoolboard is corrupt and if I don't do this that bastard gets away with what he did to Shiho and I'm thrown into jail

 

Izuku Midoriya: It's not optiminal but I respect your judgement

 

Claude: Still make sure that fucker pays

 

Luz: I think i get what's going on

 

Ren: Sorry if i brought the mood down

 

Jaune Arc: Don't apoligize dude, you needed to vent and we are here

 

Ren: thanks heading into the metaverse soon so ttygl

 

Claude: Take care

 

Link: Jeez this sucks, we can't even help him

 

Izuku Midoriya: Well like with Jaune we can give him moral support but we can't fix anything physically

 

Peppermint: I'm tempted to see if i can modify my teleport tech to work with this but there are too many unknowns

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I need some 808 therapy right now

 

Peppermint: Valid and same

 

Jaune Arc: Hate to be that guy but any positive news to share anyone

 

Claude: I guess I've been growing closer to my classmates

 

Jaune Arc: That's good

 

Claude: Yeah Lorenz is still pompous but I think he's actually a good guy beneath all that pomp, everyone else i was already on friendly terms

 

Claude: Still struggling to reach out to Lysithea

 

Link: Which one is she

 

Claude: White haired mage who hates being called young despite her age

 

Claude: I thought that she should take it easy she's not going anywhere but she keeps going on about how she has limited time or something

 

Claude: Don't we all or am I missing something

 

Izuku Midoriya: I don't know if it's applicable to your world but some illnesses and conditions can shorten a persons lifespan

 

Claude: Shit maybe it's something like that

 

Claude: Guess I should stop teasing her as much

 

Peppermint: Yeah thats the more obvious answer she probably doesn't like the teasing

 

Claude: Could be both

 

Claude: Also teach learned recently about the fact you can have transfers into our class and I'm pretty sure she wants to adopt one of the black eagles

 

Jaune Arc: So houses arn't permanent

 

Claude: Nah if you like another teacher you can join their class, Right now teach has spent alot of time with Bernadetta

 

Jaune Arc: Neat

 

Luz: Anyways after whats happening in chat i need a break

 

Izuku Midoriya: Same here

 

Claude: Fair points, maybe we'll all get a rest now

 

Link: Agreed

Notes:

oh no

Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Summary:

Moonlight conjuring

Link complaing

And a cameo from Inko

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: I can't wait for tonight

 

Claude: Whats happening tonight

 

Luz: Me and two friends are doing a moonlight conjuring

 

Link: Sounds ominous

 

Link: Also as much as these skyview towers are useful, who the fuck decided on an elevated island in a small pond was a good

 

Ren: Whats a skyview tower and moonlight conjuring for us uneducated swine

 

Link: Basically they give geographical locations via linking it to my pad

 

Luz: A moonlight conjuring is like a event where you hang out like a slumber party and make a random object come to life

 

Ren: Necromancy

 

Claude: Necromancy means it would be dead though and unless Luz isn't telling us something I believe there is another term for it

 

Izuku Midoriya: The term is animate

 

Ren: Thank you

 

Ryuji: Yo like a cartoon

 

Izuku Midoriya: It's different than that

 

Peppermint: No joke Chai said the same thing

 

Uravity: They share the same brain cell

 

Ryuji:Bold assumption i have any: 

 

Dwight:  Oh great a new killer has appeared

 

Claude: Yo we never really asked how many killers do you have

 

Dwight: Too many

 

Claude: Valid

 

Pyrrha Nikos: Killers?

 

Jaune Arc: Dwights stuck in a place where he has to survive constant trials against vicous killers

 

Pyrrha Nikos: That sounds horrible, are you okay

 

Dwight: Considering the new killer decided to mori me nope

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Mori

 

Dwight: Most killers have to hook us three times but with a mori they can skip the last hook and just kill us

 

Link: Hol up

 

Link: You've died

 

Dwight: More times than i can count

 

Claude: Dude thats rough

 

Dwight: tell me about it although you kinda get numb after a while

 

Ren: I think this chat needs therapy ngl

 

Ren: Btw we have a new member in my thief troupe

 

Ryuji: Yo thieves?

 

Ren: Mona said we're basically stealing his desires so ehh seemed fitting

 

Claude: Mona is this new person then?

 

Ryuji: Nah it's a girl called Ann

 

Ren: She has her reasons to join

 

Ren: Btw Mona is a cat in the real world lol

 

Peppermint: Maybe we should have a who is cuter 808 or this Mona

 

Ryuji:808

 

Ren: 808

 

Peppermint: Not even defending your cat hey

 

Ren: I may be salty my guardian treats him better than me

 

Ren: Sojiro is pretty cool though

 

Ren: I've learned to make mean coffee

 

Jaune Arc: Nice you know one of the teams at Beacon is called CFVY

 

Ren: Damn you have team names

 

Jaune Arc: Yep ours is JNPR and our friends team is called RWBY

 

Claude: Like the tree?

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Like the planet?

 

Jaune Arc: The tree

 

Peppermint: Also score another one for the Chai is a dumbass table

 

Ren: Noted

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Wait you guys are keeping note

 

Ren: Yes we've already filled in an entire page

 

Luz: WE ANIMATED THE HOUSE

 

Claude:Nice

 

Luz: Now demon hunters are after us

 

Claude: Less nice

 

Link: If they try and attack you remember your training

 

Luz: WHAT TRAINING?

 

Link: hit em where it hurts

 

Luz: K THANKS GTG

 

Claude: I am now worried for our cinnamon roll

 

Izuku Midoriya: Another term you learned of Ren

 

Claude: Nah Uravity told me when describing you ;)

 

Claude: @ Izuku Midoriya

 

Dwight: I think you killed him

 

Claude: Damn guess he should have feared the deer

 

Izuku MIdoriya: Hello why is my son on the floor fainted

 

Claude: My bad

Notes:

Yay my switch is working again so i can play more tears of the kingdom

Also as much as I want to avoid shipping I couldn't help myself with claude teasing IzuOcha

If yall want shipping though i may change my mind

Chapter 8

Summary:

Watning tears of kingdom spoilers in this chapter

Todays word is racism

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link: Ngl having a giant heiroglyph on the floor low-key insinuate your friend is stuck in the past is rough

 

ClaudeL F

 

Ren: F

 

Link: Knowing Zelda she'll get through this

 

Luz: Cool I'm going to the libary

 

Claude: My favourite place

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Lol nerd

 

Peppermint: Honestly coming from you chai thats a compliment

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Rood

 

Claude: I'm especially intrigued by secret hidden books that i may or may not have stolen from seteth

 

Izuku Midoriya: So our teacher is back

 

Dwight: Huh didn't know he was gone in the first place

 

Izuku Midoriya: He got his head smashed by something called a Nomu

 

Uravity: It was pretty scary but he just came in today like it was no big deal

 

Ryuji: Yo thats freaking hardcore

 

Ren: Are you capable of swearing Ryuji

 

Ryuji: Momma never raised no swearer

 

Jaune Arc: Tbh we never have talked about families and stuff

 

Ren: Wait we have families 

 

Luz: Too be honest I love my Mami but sometimes I feel she'd like a more normal daughter

 

Luz: Not one who makes anatomically correct griffins with spider breath

 

Jaune Arc: Wait do the spiders just come alive in the breath or does the griffin have spiders live inside it

 

Luz: I actually don't know

 

Link: I'm with Ren no family

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Mine are alright just distant

 

Dwight: I miss mine

 

Ren: Mine technically exist but they took giving me away easy

 

Ren: Your going to Tokyo don't fuck up again

 

Ren: Btw I met up with this goth doctor and now I am taking medical tests

 

Ryuji: For real? Also you okay going to shibuya tommorrow

 

Ren: Yep gonna get more guns

 

Jaune Arc: Sounds fun

 

Izuku Midoriya: Huh is gun ownership lax in your dimension

 

RenL Nah they are models but they work just as good in the cognitive world

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Everytime you say cognitive my brain dies

 

Peppermint: are you sure it's not already dead 

 

Uravity: Speaking of family I recently told Izuku and our other friend Iida how i wanted to become a hero to support my family, they said it was noble but im still worried

 

Link: Wait you guys get fucking paid to be heroes

 

Dwight: Launguage

 

Uravity: Yes

 

Link: After i'm done saving hyrule i wanna move to your world

 

Izuku Midoriya: Your world sounds way cooler

 

Dwight: too be honest thats probably the general reaction to each others worlds

 

Claude: Cept yours but you get that right

 

Dwight: Oh definetly

 

Pyrrha: @Jaune Arc Did you see Blake storming out of the room

 

Jaune Arc: Yeah I did, I also overheard Weiss saying she's a faunus to Yang

 

Jaune Arc: I feel bad for Blake though Weiss is kinda being an ass(btw when did you change your name)

 

Pyrrha: Weiss probably has a troubled past due to her father antagonising the faunus and generally being racist(I changed it to match the team chat)

 

Jaune Arc changed their name to Jaune

 

Jaune: Thats fair our names were long compared to others

 

Claude Yo did someone say racism

 

Jaune: Yes but actually no

 

Claude: Either way I would like to make a statement on racism

 

Claude: I will murder the belief of racism even if its a fucking theortical and societal problem i will murder it

 

Ren: MURDER RACISM

 

Ryuji: MURDER RACISM

 

Uravity: MURDER RACISM

 

Link: Yo whats racism

 

Notes:

Ngl i just wanted to make Claude declare war on racism this chapter

Also I dunno if hyrule actually has racism but I have not seen any so lol

Also also I'm adding more characters on chapter 10 as for the number of them
lets just say every universe but link's is getting one

Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Summary:

Shipping cooking and romance galore

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude:: This meal is so goddamn good

 

Ren: Damn making us all jealous with food 

 

Claude: Ehh teach treated me and Rapheal to some cafeteria food

 

Claude: GTG she'd looking at me funny since im typing

 

Link: On the topic of food im currently at a stable and i keep experimenting with food 

 

Ren: What've you made

 

Link: Basically 4 war crimes and a very spicy rice dish

 

Ren: Damn I can't cook for shit

 

Ren: Sojiro is giving me lessons

 

Izuku Midoriya: We get school meals here too and they're made by the hero Lunch Rush

 

Uravity: His food is a blessing

 

Jaune: Damn your school sounds way better than Beacon's chefs

 

Jaune: the bread is that stale you could kill someone with it

 

Pyrrha: We're lucky to have a leader that can cook so well  

 

Ren: Too bad Claude is here or we could tease 

 

Pyrrha: What?

 

Ryuji: What?

 

Luz: OH ARE WE DOING SHIPPING

 

Ren: Mayhaps

 

Jaune: Yo whats shipping

 

Ren: Basically talking bout who would work as a couple

 

Jaune: Oh cool I think, me and Weiss would work

 

Ren: Aint she the one who said racist stuff

 

Jaune: Yes but I think it's more underlying it, I don't think shes mean because she's like that

 

Pyrrha: Too be honest I have to agree with Jaune, I believe it may be due to how she's raised in Atlas

 

Luz: Coolio, as for me maybe I'll get a boyfriend or girlfriend in the boiling isles

 

Ren: Ayy another bi person

 

Luz: Ayy

 

Ryuji: Dude I didn't know your bi

 

Ren: I don't usually walk around advertising it but yeah i swing both ways

 

Ryuji: Cool I'll make sure to only mention it between us

 

Ren: Can you even keep a secret(btw saying it round Ann is fine)

 

Ryuji : Rude and aight I'm 100% sure she ain't a homophobe

 

Ryuji: Kamodick is definetly tho

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo we talking romance

 

Peppermint: Chai focus on the mission

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: OKAY MOM

 

Peppermint: I will strangle that child

 

Dwight: I personally don't have much romance going on currently

 

Dwight: Most of us are more like family anyways

 

Dwight: Although I'm pretty sure David has been flirting with the new guy Gabriel 

 

Link: Nice

 

Claude: Just got back and are we talking bout romance

 

Luz: Yes

 

Claude: Cool gotta say though there are many hot people in the officers academy for me but no one im 100% sure i like

 

Claude: Dimitri is hot but I dont think i can date another house leader, Hilda is nice but shes more little sister, Leonie is cute in a tomboy way,  Felix is hot but he's basically a tsundere for Slyvain

 

Claude: Honestly nothing for sure

 

Luz: Bi gang

 

Izuku Midoriya: Can i join the bi gang

 

Ren: Are u bi

 

Izuku Midoriya: Questioning currently

 

Ren: Alright you can join

 

Link: Yo whats bi mean

 

Luz: Bisexual meaning you like both genders

 

Link: Wait u guys have a word for that

 

Link: Here we just say if we like guys girls or both

 

Ren: Damn sounds better than mine

 

Ren: Homophobia sucks

 

Link: I dunno what that is but im guessing its like racism

 

Ren: basically

 

Link: Damn well in terms of who i have a crush on I'm ngl it's between Zelda and Sidon

 

Link: Although I think I think i heard Sidon got engaged so RIP

 

Link: Also have no clue where Zelda is

 

Ren: F

 

Claude: F 

 

Luz: F 

 

Notes:

FYI this is basically the chapter i decided that romance is gonna be a thing but i have no intentions on focusing on it too hard yet

So far I can confirm a few ships including

Arkos

IzuOcha

Lumity

Shumako

Although keep in mind i will be alluding to other ships such as link and sidon

Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Summary:

The floodgates are unleashed

Chapter Text

Link: I just had to run away from some evil demon hands

 

Claude: Huh neat

 

Link: Not really

 

{REDACTED}: ATTENTION I SHALL BE OPENING THE CHAT TO MORE PEOPLE FROM YOUR WORLDS, YOU ALL GET ONE EACH

 

Link: Cool

 

Ren: Right I already know who im adding

 

Claude: What about us who dont have phones usually

 

{REDACTED} I'm sending yall more now

 

{REDACTED} Funding is good

 

Ann Takamaki has been added to the chat

 

Ren: Hey Ann this is the interdimensonal group chat

 

Ann Takamaki has changed their name to Ann

 

Ann: Cool I'm modelling rn so ttyl

 

Ryuji: Nice we get bonus chat additions

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Damn that's neat I just met another ally as well

 

Macaron has been added to the chat

 

Macaron: Whats with the chatroom little guy

 

Peppermint: It's an interdimensional chatroom that Chai somehow got invited to

 

Macaron: Very interesting maybe I'll take a look at the code when im free

 

{REDACTED}: As long as you credit me if you try and sell it in your world

 

Macaron: Of course 

 

Izuku Midoriya: Huh an additional member maybe I should add Kacchan

 

Uravity: No

 

Izuku Midoriya: Why not?

 

Uravity: Bakugo is low key an ass Deku, we aint adding him yet(besides Tenya)

 

Izuku Midoriya: I guess thats fair 

 

Tenya Iida has been added to the chat

 

Tenya Iida: Greetings Midoriya, may I inquire to what this group chat is for

 

Izuku Midoriya: Its basically a interdimensional chatroom

 

Tenya Iida: Is this a prank?

 

Claude: Lol no

 

Izuku Midoriya: You can ask All Might or any of the staff for evidence but basically a bunch of random people were chosen to get added to this group chat

 

Tenya Iida: Of course I will go see if I can contact Sensei

 

Claude: Damn anyways still deciding on who to give this to

 

Luz: Hmm I don't have anyone in mind yet plus i don't know how the scroll and phone function would work

 

{REDACTED} You can save it for later

 

Luz: Neat

 

Meg Thomas has been added to the chat

 

Meg Thomas has changed their name to Memelord Meg

 

Dwight: Meg no 

 

Memelord Meg: MEG YES

 

Ren: Another chaos gremlin

 

Memelord Meg: U know it

 

Dwight: maybe i should have given it to Claudette

 

Memelord Meg: You know I would just keep annoying you

 

Dwight: Fair

 

Link: I'll probably also save my addition as there is no one I know rn since Purah is back at skyview tower

 

Hilda Valentine Goneril has been added to the chat

 

Hilda Valentine Goneril has changed their name to HIlda

 

Claude: I present to you the greatest slacker of all

 

Hilda: True

 

Hilda: This is so weird and actually nicer than writing

 

Ren: Phones creating laziness

 

Claude: It is my vision that the Golden Deer will become the house known for memes

 

Hilda: Like as you said Lorenz's yee yee ass haircut

 

Claude: Yes

 

Ryuji: Yo didn't Claude mention something about you being cute yesterday

 

Ann: Ryuji we gotta get you a filter

 

Claude :True but I also said it probably wouldn't work out

 

Hilda: Nice to know that information but I have my eyes on someone else

 

Claude *cough* Marianne *cough*

 

Hilda: Shush you 

 

Ren: Hey your a better typer than Claude was at the start

 

Hilda: Thats only because he's shown his phone to some of the class

 

Hilda: Lysithea really wanted to study it and Ignatz and Marianne have been filling Claude's phone with animal pictures from around the monestary

 

Claude: I got an entire folder full of em

 

Ren: Damn

 

Link: Come at me Claude and we shall have an animal picture faceoff

 

Claude: Oh your approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

 

Link: Can't cute the shit out of you without getting closer

 

Luz: FIGHT

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: FIGHT

 

Uravity: FIGHT

 

Ryuji: FIGHT

 

Ren: FIGHT

 

Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Summary:

RED LIKE ROSES FILLS MY DREAMS

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jaune: Sorry I wasn't on recently, what's going on in chat

 

Ren: We got more people added hbu

 

Jaune: Oh neat I know who I'm adding

 

Jaune added Ruby Rose to the chat

 

Ruby Rose changed their name to Ruby

 

Ruby: Oh hey Jaune is this that weird chat your a part of 

 

Claude: I feel called out right now

 

Ruby: Oh, sorry I didn't mean to offend you 

 

Hilda: Claude is just messing with you

 

Link: Yall the bridge to Rito Village is broke, Can't have shit in Hyrule

 

Memelord Meg: Yo guess who fucking kicked a killer in the balls

 

Dwight: Meg please think of the children

 

Memelord Meg: I don't care that clown had it coming

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Clowns suck fr

 

Izuku Midoriya: I have to agree, anyways the sports festival over here is getting closer

 

Claude: Have you stopped drinking the bone hurting juice

 

Uravity: No he hasn't

 

Izuku Midoriya: Hey i'm not that bad

 

Iida Tenya: As your friend i must agree with Uraraka

 

Izuku Midoriya: Betrayal

 

Ruby: Cresecent rose.jpeg

 

Claude: YO

 

Ren: That's sick

 

Link: Cool scythe

 

Pyrrha: Ruby did you post Crescent Rose because you didn't know how to start a conversation

 

Ruby: I am not legally required to answer that question

 

Jaune: That means yes

 

Peppermint: Looks like it's not just a scythe but a sniper rifle

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: huh

 

Ruby: Well spotted wanna know how i made this

 

Peppermint: Hell yeah

 

Macaron: Oh no

 

Ren: What?

 

Macaron: This is going to go on for a while

 

 

 

 

-8 hours later-

 

Luz: I'm back from the libary 

 

Luz: Everyone?

 

Peppermint: So theoretically if we mixed dust with energy blasts we could have the explosive force to blow up a horde of enemies.

 

Ruby: Yes, but would it account for the recoil?

 

Luz: What did i stumble into

Notes:

im back from the dead and reporting for duty

Chapter 12

Summary:

Willow is confused

Claude may be ready to commit morder

More meg

Chapter Text

Luz has added Willow Park to the chat

 

Willow Park has changed their name to Willow

 

Luz: I finally figured out how to mix the scroll chats with my phone's chats

 

Ruby: Oh you have scroll's too

 

Luz: Yeah the boiling isles use scrolls but I have a normal phone

 

Jaune: I would like to clarify our scrolls are different

 

Claude: Yo guess who's going to kill some bandits today

 

Iida Tenya: I cannot believe you would commit murder

 

Claude: Tbf if we took em alive the church would just execute them

 

Hilda: True

 

Iida Tenya: I still don't condone it

 

Willow: I just got here and people are talking about murder

 

Luz: We aren't usually like this

 

Dwight: Most of us anyways

 

RyujI: Damn thats some shade thrown right there

 

Ann: I may condone murder depending on circumstances

 

Ren: Ann no

 

Link: Ann yes

 

Izuku MIdoriya: Aren't you supposed to be a hero Link

 

Link: Yes 

 

Izuku Midoriya: Hero's usually don't endorse murder

 

Link: Not with that attitude

 

Ren: Yo has anyone noticed Chai has been quiet

 

Peppermint: The idiot got kidnapped, on route to rescue him

 

Ren: I feel like this was a long time coming

 

Ren: Btw we're going into the palace today so we may not be active for a bit

 

Jaune: Ehh that's fair

 

Willow: I love how i still have no context to half of this chat

 

Claude: Did Luz not tell you about the chat before adding you

 

Willow: Nope

 

Luz: I thought I did

 

Memelord Meg: Now, this is a story all about how, My life got flipped-turned upside down

 

Dwight: Meg

 

Memelord Meg: Wat

 

Dwight: And I'd like to take a minute, Just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

 

Claude: Did Dwight meme

 

Link: Pretty based ngl

 

Willow: I think i'm losing braincells

 

Izuku Midoriya: Welcome to the club

Chapter 13

Summary:

Tulin arrives

Chai returns

A mysterious corespondent

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Back from our mission

 

Ren: How did your murder go

 

Claude: Pretty sure some are traumatised. Not me tho lol

 

Izuku Midoriya: You seem pretty relax about it Claude

 

Claude: Hey people have tried to kill me all the time

 

Link: Yo I'm gonna be busy since I may be working on solving a big problem at Rito Village

 

Link: However

 

Link has added Tulin to the chat

 

Tulin: This is so cool

 

Link: Tulin is helping me stop the blizzard hitting Rito Village 

 

Izuku Midoriya: What's causing it 

 

Tulin: Boat in the sky

 

Ren: Wat

 

Claude: Wat

 

Dwight: I'm not gonna lie I've given up on logic when it comes to Link

 

Link: Nice 

 

Ann: @Ren you sound suprised when we are fighting in a perverts castle

 

Link: *Legasp* not in front of the child

 

Ann: What child

 

Link: Tulin

 

Ryuji: Shame on you Ann

 

Ann: Ryuji I will post your WIP for the calling card

 

Ryuji: pls no

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Guess who's back

 

Ren: Peppermint

 

Peppermint: Correct

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Y'all mean

 

Macaron: But not wrong either

 

Luz: Welp today was something

 

izuku Midoriya: What happened Luz

 

Luz: Body swap

 

Ren: Why did you think that was a good idea Luz

 

Claude: Your assuming she chose to a bit early Ren

 

Luz: Thats because i posted in the chat earlier that i was gonna try it with Eda

 

Dwight: Honestly being in another body sounds uncomfortable

 

Claude: Coming from the guy who dies every day thats saying alot

 

Dwight: Also additonal update here, we have a new killer and survivor

 

Ren: How bad are they

 

Dwight: It crawls round in tunnels and stabs with a knife tail

 

Memelord Meg: On the plus side Ripley is cool

 

Memelord Meg: She's teaching me how to make cyro mines

 

Dwight: Wait why was i not invited

 

Memelord Meg: It's ladies hangout day so sucks to be you

 

Claude: Fucking F 

 

Dwight: Don't think i forgot your mention of trauma young man

 

Claude: E gad Lorenz is on fire, got to go put it out

 

Dwight: YOU CAN'T BOTTLE UP FOREVER

 

Memelord Meg: Yes you can, look at me, i turned out great

 

Dwight: That does not fill me with confidence

 

Jaune: Gotta agree with Dwight

 

Pyrrha: Jaune you got blackmailed by bottling up

 

Jaune: Exactly why I agree with him

 

-------

 

In a private chat

 

{REDACTED}: It works

 

{REDACTED} With this setup and a few borrowed tv systems I should be able to broadcast this to them all

 

{REDACTED} Thanks for your help

 

N: It was no bother at all

 

N: In a few days the games begin

 

 

 

 

Notes:

Finally the first major arc is happening soon

Hope y'all ready for this

Chapter 14

Summary:

Taking Kamoshitas heart

Stopping a blizzard

Upgrades

D-d-duels

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Just so y'all know, we're taking down Kamoshita today

 

Claude: WOOOO

 

Memelord Meg: RIP BOZO

 

Ren: We haven't done it yet

 

Link: Your lack of faith in yourself is disturbing

 

Link: Also

 

Link: WTF.jpeg

 

Jaune: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

 

Link: The thing causing the blizzard

 

Link: Btw it's dead now

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo that thing looked cool tho

 

Link: True, but on the other hand it's causing a blizzard

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Never said you shouldn't of killed it

 

Dwight: On my nightmare inducing scale i rate that a 7

 

Link: Gotta try harder then I guess

 

Jaune: Well in other news I have added something new to my arsenal

 

Jaune: bowaxe.jpeg

 

Claude: Nice welcome to the bow gang

 

Link: Bow gang

 

Jaune Bow gang

 

Ruby: Bow gang

 

Link: Dont you have that sniper rifle thing tho

 

Link: Also ngl i wish I had a sniper rifle

 

Claude: Dude your already crazy powerful

 

Link: But gun

 

Jaune: Ruby is a honorary  member of the bow gang since she helped me make it

 

Claude: Well no arguements there

 

Ruby: It's also an Hand axe

 

Claude: Yo Jaune is copying me

 

Jaune: Wait what

 

Claude: Axes are my best weapon besides a bow

 

Jaune: I DIDN'T KNOW

 

Claude: Can't believe you done this to me

 

Claude: I thought you were bae, now it turns out your just fam

 

Pyrrha: Jaune just fell to the floor screaming no

 

Luz: Guess who got into magic school

 

Luz: Wait was this a bad time

 

Memelord Meg: Nah Jaune is just in suffering

 

Link: Suffering builds character

 

Dwight: So am i the greatest character

 

Link: No

 

Memelord Meg: ROFL AS YOU SAID THAT HE FADED AWAY FOR A TRIAL

 

Link: Looks like he went to the shadow realm

 

Luz: Wait who taught you yu gi oh memes

 

Link: Ren

 

Izuku Midoriya: We also have yu gi oh

 

Luz: Nice what deck do you use

 

Izuku Midoriya: Exodia 

 

Iida Tenya: He also uses pot of greed

 

Luz: Yo but thats banned in competitive

 

Izuku Midoriya: No it's not

 

Luz: Yes it is

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo Izuku lives in the darkest timeline where pot of greed is legal

 

Izuku Midoriya: SUMMONING THREE CARDS ISN'T OP

 

Luz: YO WHAT

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: THREE?

 

Hilda: Yo my pone has been buzzing 

 

Claude: pone

 

Hilda: Shush 

 

Peppermint: Yeah seriously whats going on

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: PEPPERMINT IZUKU'S WORLD HAS TOURNAMENT LEGAL POT OF GREED

 

Peppermint: Dear god.gif

 

Iida Tenya: Tbh they should probably ban it

 

Izuku Midoriya: I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW THREE ADDITIONAL CARDS 

 

Luz: Kaiba scream.gif

 

Ren: Yo we defeated kamoshita whats going on

 

Ren: THREE?

 

Ren: @Ryuji @Ann Midoriya is our next target 

 

Ryuji: wat

 

Ann: why

 

Ren: Fucker uses pot of greed

 

Ryuji: wat

 

Ann: LETS FUCKING GET THAT SHIT

Notes:

Yo i saw some fucking yu gi oh memes and thought of this. Also Ann knowing yu gi oh was inspired by Phantom Dumbasses an amazing Persona 5 chatfic

Chapter 15

Summary:

Claude's word of the day is conspiracy theories

Chucky is an asshole

N is revealed

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Y'all, Teach is apparently giving us a day off 

 

Ren: Yo nice

 

Claude: It's pretty sus tho

 

Jaune: Huh thats neat we also have a day off

 

Claude: Really?

 

Jaune: Yeah apparently tommorrow theres some unknown event going on

 

Claude: Suspicious

 

Ren: Claude out here starting his conspiracy theory arc

 

Ryuji Lol

 

Ann: @Ren @Ryuji hey you wanna hang out tomorrow

 

Ryuji: Yeah after school?

 

Ann: School was cancelled tho

 

Claude: HMMMMM

 

Ren: Wait really?

 

Ryuji: For real

 

Ann: Yep, there's a rat infestation 

 

Luz: Funnily enough Eda hasn't given me any chores for tomorrow 

 

Claude: Who's laughing now

 

Hilda: Me at your insistence on your theory

 

Ren: yo what was the theory

 

Claude: Teach has organised some sort of event based around this chat

 

Claude: She's been acting sus all week

 

Dwight: I think your overthinking stuff Claude

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: No let him cook

 

Peppermint: Last time you cooked you tried to reason with a robot

 

Macaron: Wait wasn't last time he cooked when he got caught

 

Peppermint: fair point

 

Link: Guess who can use Tulin's gust anywhere now

 

Claude:? Tulin's gust

 

Link: Yeah Tulin has sage powers now which means i can summon a spirit version of him to help out including by boosting my air time

 

Tulin: It's pretty cool

 

Ren: Fucking Link basically has a persona now

 

Izuku MIdoriya: Hi whats going on here

 

Claude: I'm connecting the dots

 

Ren: Fucker you ain't connecting shit

 

Pyrrha: I must concur this seems like coincidence

 

Jaune: Hol up

 

Jaune: Let him cook  

 

Link: Let him cook

 

Willow: Why is he cooking

 

Luz: Human slang WIllow I'll explain later

 

Willow: Okay

 

Memelord Meg: Let him cook

 

Memelord Meg: BTW Dwight another new killer

 

Dwight: Already

 

Memelord Meg: Yep a fucking doll too

 

Memelord Meg: I tried punting it but it just stabbed me and made jokes

 

Link: Damn doll has sass

 

Memelord Meg: Fr he nearly made Jeff cry

 

Dwight: Well we know what killer to spam flashlights on now

 

Memelord Meg: He fucking countered mine by blinding me when i blinded him

 

Dwight: Still we must get our vengance for Jeff

 

Claude: Yo that's the painter with the dog right

 

Memelord Meg: Yep and this new killer fucking said he'd put him down like his dog

 

Ren: You know maybe try get his full name

 

Ryuji: Ren no

 

Ryuji: I'm tired boss

 

Ren: Fine i'll do it myself

 

Ren: DFIAUFHOUPFHOUVE

 

Claude: You good 

 

Ren: Morgana shut down that idea

 

Izuku Midoriya: Well I'm just letting you know me Ochaco and Tenya will be participating in the sports festival tomorrow

 

Iida Tenya: Yes so we should all get a good amount of sleep

 

Claude: I'm putting the sports festival on my conspiracy board

 

Hilda: Claude where r u i'm gonna fucking tear that shit down again

 

Claude: I just made this new one so stfu

 

Hilda:...

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Start running Claude

 

Claude: got it

 

Ren: Seriously tho Claude was looking way too much into this

 

Jaune: Yeah it was probably conincedence

 

Nedzu: Oh no it wasn't

 

Izuku Midoriya: WHAT THE

 

Ren: WTF

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: YO WHAT

 

Claude: I FUCKING KNEW IT

 

Claude:eahsfduiocfu;wel\hlrijf

 

Nedzu: Well with that out of way. I humbly invite you all to watch the UA Sports Festival tomorrow with out first ever interdimensional broadcast using our dear {REDACTED}'s tech. For those without TV's we have arranged ones that shall work for the broadcast to be sent to your locations

 

Memelord Meg: YO TV

 

Link: One landed near me too

 

Hilda: We didn't get one. btw i knocked out Claude

 

Nedzu: I sent it to your professor

 

Byleth: I recieved it

 

Hilda: PROFESSOR

 

Jaune: So Ozpin was in on it too

 

Ozpin: Yes it would be a great learning opportunity

 

Ruby: Thanks headmaster

 

Ozpin: Your welcome

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo whats a sport's festival 

Notes:

WOOO THE SPORTS FESTIVAL WATCH PARTY IS COMING UP

For clarity's sake the next few chapters whilst having chatfic elements will also be cutting between each dimension as a sort of reaction fic to the sports festival

Yes i made a shit ton of work for myself but if Zom 100(Pretty good anime i watched) taught me anything its YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

Chapter 16

Summary:

Everyone sets up to watch the sports festival

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Leblanc Toyko-

Ren smiled as he got up from his bed.

"You excited for today" Morgana said looking at his leader

"You bet" Ren responded

He looked at his phone seeing Ann had sent him the location of her house. Since her parents weren't around often it made sense to watch the festival there. If he chose the attic of Leblanc he'd have to hope Sojiro doesn't come up to see what they were watching. Ryuji's house was out of the question as well since his TV had broken a week prior.  Ren walked down the stairs as he saw Sojiro smile at him

"Already going over to a girl's house?" he said with a smirk

Ren smiled back "It's just a watch party for a tv show we like" 

Sojiro huffed "Jeez kid, nothing gets past you does it. I'm going to have to improve my tactics at this rate"

Ren just chuckled before starting to walk past Sojiro, however he was stopped by Sojiro's hand 

"At least let me make you breakfast first kid" He said with a smirk

At that Ren nodded 

He still couldn't believe his situation for the most part, the accusation, being put on probation, getting added to that chat, going to the metaverse. Maybe being sent to Toyko wasn't so bad after all. there was only one person back home who he missed yet

"I should contacr him soon" Ren muttered as Sojiro came in with some curry, leaving his phone unattended with a singular contact 

 

Yu

 

-Hyrule-

Link was no stranger to doing chore's, heck he was constantly asked by strangers to help him, even if a quarter were just Yiga clan members in disguise. However frankly he should have asked for the tv to be delivered later as now he was currently walking around using ultrahand to transport it to the nearest stable. He finally had reached one as the staff members watched him pull out his bag of rupees to stay the night. He propped the Tv up at the end of the stable bed and laid down 

"My My what is that" a voice came from his right

Link smiled as he drew the letter's T and V in the air with his hands

"TV quite interesting" the voice said

Link just waved the man over, he could use the company, especially one that helped him in the past

"Oh, well who am I to refuse" he said as he cleared away the items he was selling and moved to the space beside Link's bed

Link clicked his fingers, remembering something and pulled out a bug he'd caught earlier

"OOO, a Bladed Rhino Beetle, would you take 250 rupees for it" 

LInk gave a thumbs up and traded with the man as he thought

'Never change Beedle'

 

-The campfire-

"Oh how I missed you" 

"Feng stop making out with the TV"

"No" 

Dwight sighed as he watched Feng and Ace begin arguing

"Can't believe we're going to get to watch something" David said elbowing Dwight

"Me neither, plus considering the entity hasn't tried to take it away it seems it either doesn't care or doesn't know"  Dwight said with a smile

"Just wish we had some popcorn" Meg added 

"Damn your right" Nea said

"This technology is quite amazing" Vittorio said poking the tv

"Oi keep the geezer away from the Tv before he breaks it" Yun Jin said

"Stop your yapping missy" Bill said taking a puff of a cigar

Dwight smiled, they didn't have much but what they had kept them going

"Yo if we had a bee killer, would you say not the bees" Meg said elbowing Nicholas

"Please stop" 

 

-The boiling isles-

 

Luz smiled as she Willow, Gus and King sat on the couch in the owl house

"You kids are gonna rot your brains with that Tv stuff" Eda said from the kitchen

"Wait what" Gus shouted

"I'm teasing Goops" 

"Well i can't wait to see people fight to the death" King said

"I don't think they fight to the death King" Willow said patting the demon on his head

"Either way, not only do i get to hang out with you guys, but I get to see Midoriya kick ass" Luz said vibrating

"EDA I THINK LUZ IS GOING TO EXPLODE" King said

"If your going to explode do it outside" Eda replied as peered her head around the corner

"Okay" Luz said not paying attention as the excitement was rushing now

 

 

-Beacon, Vale-

"Ruby please stop worrying" Weiss said as she saw her teammate pacing back and forth 

"I FORGOT THE SNACKS WEISS, WE CAN'T HANGOUT WITHOUT SNACKS" Ruby said gaining more speed

Yang snickered in the corner before whispering to Blake

"She's forgot Jnpr is bringing the snacks"

"Yep"

"How long do you think it will take her to realise" 

"5 seconds"

"No way it..."

The door to Team RWBY's dorm burst open

"I'M HERE WITH MY SNACK GRENADE LAUNCHER" Nora shouted before tossing a bag of popcorn at Weiss knocking her to the floor

"Nora don't do that again" her partner Ren said

Jaune and Pyrrha came round the corner with more snacks in their arms

"Oh wait I didn't have to bring snacks" Ruby muttered

Everyone laughed at that before sitting themselves down for the show

 

-Vandalay Campus, Peppermint's base-

 

"So we're not going to attack Vandalay today?" Korsica said laying down

"Your still recovering" Macaron said

"Plus we can think of this as team bonding" Chai said on a swivel chair spinning

"I agree with Mr Chai, this will be a great bonding oppurtunity" CNMN said

"Well either way I've set up the tv" Peppermint said before taking a seat

"Let's rock" Chai said before getting slapped off his chair by Peppermint

 

-Garreg Mach Monestary-

"Are you sure these people can be trusted" Seteth said

"Yes Seteth, they've been beneficial at allowing my class to create bonds with each other, just look at Lorenz and Claude, they were at each other's throat now they at least tolerate eachother" Byleth said internally groaning

"Well i still don't think it's a good idea to cancel classes for a day"

"Seteth, just trust me"

"On one condition" 

"That is"

Seteth stepped aside to show a smiling Flayn

"She really wants to watch this with your class"

Flayn started nodding rapidly

"Sure" Byleth said

Seteth sighed in relief and Flayn rushed in

"HEY IT'S FLAYN" Raphael boomed

"YAY" came everyone else

 

-UA, Japan-

Izuku Midoriya was currently shaking

'Gotta make a good impression'

"Don't worry Deku, we got this" Ochaco said from beside them

"Yes let's go show them the power of 1-A" Tenya added

Izuku smiled before Todoroki came up to him

"Midoriya" he said "Objectively, I am stronger than you

Izuku frowned at that

"But you have All Might in your corner"  Todoroki continued "So I will beat you

"Hey this isn't the time to be picking fights" Kirishima said 

"It doesn't matter" Todoroki said bluntly before walking away

"Todoroki" Izuku said

Todoroki stopped

"I don't know what your thinking when you say you'll beat me, but of course your better than me, I think your more capable than most people."

Everyone in the room looked to Izuku

"I won't fall behind, I'll be coming at you with everything I got" izuku said determined

Todoroki nodded before they heard an announcement

"Class 1-A make your way to the arena"

 

 

 

-Somewhere else-

She kicked her feet up as she sipped on a milkshake

"Damn I really have a bleeding heart doing this for them" 

She sighed as she took out her tablet seeing approval for a day off

"I guess my progress has pleased the doctor"

Given she'd proved other worlds existed and contacted them she probably deserved a break for once

She grabbed a newspaper from the table to wipe her mouth before crumpling up the the paper and throwing it into a bin. The paper unravelled revealing a headline

 

NEW ROOKIE MAKING WAVES IN THE EAST BLUE

Notes:

Yep that's REDACTED at the end there, wonder what that paper meant

Chapter 17

Summary:

Obstacle course part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

In each location they watched as a blonde man appeared on the TV

"HEYYYYY" He said pointing to the camera "The event your all tuned into watch is about to start, THE U.A SPORTS FESTIVAL. ARE YOU READY!"

In each universe the watchers, excluding Link, screamed "YEAH"

"It's time for the students to enter the first year stage" The man continued before it cut to a tunnel where the students of 1-A started to trickle out

 

-Garreg Mach-

"Oh hey Midoriya is near the front" Rapheal said chewing on some meat he brought with him

"Wait which one is Midoriya again" Lorenz asked

"Green haired boy" Hilda replied

"Ahh I see"

They all returned their attention to the tv

"HERO COURSE CLASS 1-A RIGHT?!" the voice boomed

 

-Peppermint's hideout-

"It seems that the kid is nervous" Macaron said

"You can tell from here?" Chai asked

"Yeah, However i don't blame him, It's quite the audience"

Chai leaned back

"Maybe one day I'll have an audience like that" he muttered

"Keep dreaming Chai" Peppermint teased

"All of U.A'S First years are here now" the tv announced "Lets go to Midnight to see the student's pledge"

 

-Team RWBY'S dorm-

"Huh what's this?" Ruby asked

"Maybe it's some sort of speech?" Yang suggested

"Representing the students is Katsuki Bakugo from Class 1-A" a feminine voice from the tv added

Jaune frowned "That guy, I've heard he's a dick"

Blake shrugged "Maybe, but never judge a book by it's cover"

The blond haired boy in the Tv stood in front of the mic

"I pledge" he begun "I'll be number 1"

Blake winced "Or maybe not"

 

-Ann's house-

"What a load of crap" Ryuji said munching on some popcorn

Ren nodded "It's not surprising according to Midoriya's descriptions, he's incredibly determined for greatness but doesn't account for those around him"

Ann scoffed "So he's an egotistical ass"

Mona sat up "Well maybe we could..."

"We are not going to try change his heart Morgana" Ren said

"Spoilsport" Morgana replied

"Well with no further ado, lets see what event is first this year" the lady said as a bunch of names rotated like a slot machine

 

-The campfire-
"I bet it's going to be a race of some kind" Ace said

David was about to take the bet before the tv announced the event was a obstacle race

"Good thing they announced it fast or David would have lost" Adam said

"I wonder what kind of obstacles" Meg said looking as the students got into running positions in the arena

"START"

"Wait, they start here" Yui said suprised

"But that passage way isn't big enough for everyone" Claudette pointed out

"That's because it's the first obstacle" Jake muttered causing everyone to realise he was right

They watched the exit of the tunnel for the first escapees from the tunnel

-The Owl house-

"I bet if Willow was there she'd be able to get out in no time" Gus said as they watched the tunnel

"I don't think so" Willow said smiling at her friend's compliment

Suddenly a burst of ice came from the tunnel as a red and white haired boy emerged and began gaining a lead

"WOAH" Luz said "That was cool"

They continued watching as other students who used their quirks to dodge the ice came running from behind

King noticed that one kid who was small and had purple orbs on his head was gaining on the lead runner

"Hey look at that kid" King said as he pointed to him

"Wow thats a smart tac..." Gus began before the purple haired boy got smacked by a metal finger

The cameras zoomed out to reveal a onslaught of giant robots

And there was one reaction from each world

"WHAT THE FUCK/HECK"

-REDACTED'S LAB-

"Huh, neat"

Notes:

Sorry for no link this time, but he's definetly gonne get his moments next chapter

Chapter 18

Summary:

Obstacle course part two

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Ann's Apartment-

"YO AIN'T THAT A BIT OVERKILL" Ryuji shouted as he watched the small boy go flying

"THE ICE KID JUST FROZE THE ENTIRETY OF IT" Ann added as the robot that previously sent a student flying was left a frozen statue

"WOOOOOOOW, IT SEEM'S IN NO TIME, TODOROKI FROM CLASS 1-A HAS FROZEN A PORTION OF THE ROBOTS IN THIS ROBOT INFERNO" the blonde announcer said

Ren watched as some brave students tried running between the robots but were stopped as the robots collapsed

'You can do it Midoriya' he though

 

-Hyrule-

Link watched as the students took on or went around the robots

"LINK ARE THOSE KID'S INSANE" Beedle exclaimed bringing attention to the hero of Hyrule who was watching it

Link sighed before signing to Beedle

"JEEZ ANOTHER WORLD" Beedle exclaimed 

Link nodded as the merchant looked on frantically, however he noticed something odd about Midoriya, mainly being the fact he had taken a piece of metal from one of the robots and was now carrying it

'What is he up to' Link thought

 

--Garreg Mach= 

Claude smiled watching Midoriya carrying the piece of metal

"I don't quite understand the reason behind carrying that metal piece around" Lorenz said staring at the boy on the screen

"Knowing Midoriya he has a plan" Claude said smirking

"Oh but what about the red haired kid" Rapheal said "He's been punching those robots really hard"

"Of course that's what you focus on Rapheal" Ignatz replied smiling

"WAIT A ROBOT IS GOING STRAIGHT FOR MIDORIYA" Hilda said

"Goddess" Marianne added looking slightly scared

Claude noticed Midoriya taking the metal and raising it

"Huh that's something" He muttered

"What is it" Flayn said before her question was answered as Midoriya used the metal to cleave through a robots arm

"Amazing" Lorenz exclaimed

"AND SHOTO TODOROKI HAS ARRIVED AT THE SECOND OBSTACLE THE FALL" the announcer shouted

 

-The Owl house-

"Wow that looks deep" King said

"Yeah" Gus muttered 

Luz watched as Midoriya arrived and strapped the metal using some wires to his back

"Why is he keeping the metal" Willow muttered

"A good witch is resourceful" Eda chimed in scaring the teens watching

"DON'T SNEAK UP ON US LIKE THAT" They shouted as Eda laughed and looked at the green haired kid

'Green hair, anxiety and the determination to push through anything, reminds me of them' Eda though

 

-The Campfire-

"WOO GO GREENIE" Nea shouted

"Kid's doing well" Bill said 

"Good thing he didn't try balancing or that would end in a disaster" Elodie said

"Why?" Nea asked

"Try balancing with a heavy weight on your back, that's your answer" Elodie replied

"He's nearly across" Adam added

 

-Beacon-

"Todoroki has reached the third obstacle, THE MINEFIELD" the voice boomed

"Mines?" Weiss asked

"Oooo" Nora said smiling "Wonder how big they'll be

 

-Peppermint's hideout-

"Is it me or did little guy stop" Korischa  said pointing to Midoriya

"Your right" CNMN said "He seems to be digging up the Mines"

"You think he's helping his friends" Macaron suggested

Chai however for once in his life was the first to catch on

"NO WAY" he shouted

 

-Garreg Mach-

"You crazy idiot" Claude muttered

 

-Hyrule-

Link leaned forward with a smile

"What's up Link" Beedle asked

 

-Beacon- 

"Wait he's not going to" Jaune muttered

 

-Ann's Apartment-

"That idiot" Ren said smiling

 

-U.A's Obstacle course

"I'm borrowing a page from your book Link" Midoriya said before running at the mines with the metal piece

 

-The Campfire-

"That kid's got balls" David chuckled as the rest cheered seeing the boy fly on a piece of metal

 

-The Owl House-

"WHAT A MOVE" Gus shouted whilst his friends cheered

 

-Beacon-

"WOOO GO GREENIE" Yang shouted

"He won't make it even with that blast" Weiss replied as they watched him start descending

 

-Hyrule-

Link smiled seeing the trajectory, the kid still had one more move, timing was key however

"HE'S GONNA DIE" Beedle screamed

Link watched as Midoriya rotated the metal and slammed it down between the other two front runners

'Your really something kid' he thought'

 

-Ann's Apartment

"Come on Izuku" Mona mumbled as they saw the boy enter the tunnel followed shortly by the other 2 front runners

"NOW OUR FIRST CONTENDER IS EXITING THE TUNNEL IT'S" the blonde announcer began

Cheers rang out not only in the apartment, but across the multiverse

"FIRST PLACE IS IZUKU MIDORIYA!!!"

 

Notes:

Really wish i could have worked more Link into the chapter but given beedle is the only other person there he doesn't have alot of options on reactions

Also Chai wasn't dumb for once

And sorry for the late update my head was killing me earlier and i spent the entire day trying to draw our protag's in that monopoly meme picture

Chapter 19

Summary:

Cavalry battle part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-The Owl house

The cheering had died down a minute after Midoriya's first place position was revealed, besides one of course

"WOO GOO Izuku" Luz cheered

"Luz you've been cheering for a minute straight" Willow pointed out

"I can't help it Willow" Luz smiled flopping down on the sofa "Midoriya won!"

"The first event" Eda chuckled "It'll be interesting to see if he can keep that tempo up

"They're announcing the second event" Gus said pointing to the tv

 

-Garreg Mach-

"Cavalry battle" Lorenz said interested "It would be quite the spectacle considering the number of people and horses needed"

The screen however showed a different picture of 3 people lifting a fourth on their shoulders

"I guess they aren't using horses then" Leonie chuckled at Lorenz's shock

"Maybe we should try that for a lesson" Byleth muttered scaring Leonie since she forgot their professor was even there

"Oh they are assigning point values to each person" Ignatz muttered

"And the point value assigned to first place is" The announcer said  before the icon flipped

"TEN MILLION!" 

 

-The Campfire-

"That seems like overkill" Jane said looking stressed 

"Jeez the kid looks petrified" Laurie said feeling bad for the kid

"Not to mention everyone around him is looking at him as a piece of prey" Vittorio pointed out

"He's put a target on his head unknowingly" David sighed 

"Those at the top are always a prime target to steal the jackpot from" Ace replied

"Plus he needs a team" Renato pointed out 

"I'd be surprised if anyone teams with him now" Yun Jin said bluntly

"Oh I see one potential teammate already" Meg said smiling pointing to the brunette making her way towards Midoriya

 

 

-Ann's apartment-

"Heh no surprise there" Ren said 

"Hell yeah Uravity for the clutch save" Ryuji said pumping his fist

"I totally think those two are dancing around each other at this point" Ann said "I can't believe how oblivious they are"

"Oh your one to talk" Ryuji said smiling before pitching up his voice "Oh Shiho, my best friend, totally platon..."

Ren slapped Ryuji

"Dude what was that for" Ryuji complained

Ren just pointed at Ann who looked ready to kill Ryuji

"oh come the eff on" Ryuji said before running to the bathroom with Ann chasing him

Morgana laughed "He's truly an idiot"

"Pot meet kettle" Ren whispered

 

-Peppermint's base-

"Huh IIda just joined the red and white haired kid's team" Macaron pointed out

"Maybe he should be Peppermint giving the hair" Chai joked tossing a piece of popcorn into the air and opening his mouth to catch it, only to be intercepted by a shot from Peppermint's gun

At that Chai looked to see a mad Peppermint before deciding that to spare his own life he should shut up

 

-Hyrule-

Link felt bad for Midoriya but then saw a pink haired girl approach him, she was covered with gadgets and he knew what must be done

He pulled out his purah pad and messaged Robbie asking if this is his long lost grandchild

 

-Beacon-

"Wow look at all that tech" Ruby said looking amazed "She even has a gun"

"Wait really?" Jaune replied looking closer "Shit she does"

"It seems to be a launcher of some sort so the projectile could be anything" Ruby continued

"Perhaps it's paint bombs" Nora suggested

Ren sighed "Hopefully not knowing how much washing your paint bombs take to get off"

Nora stuck her tongue out at her friend as Yang pointed out that Midoriya had gotten his last teammate

"Huh" Blake muttered 

"Reminds me of you" Yang pointed out

"In what way" Blake replied

"Black haired, or feathered in his case, shadow powers, brooding" Yang said

"I don't brood" Blake say

"You do" Weiss simply replied gaining a glare from the other girl

"IT'S TIME FOR U.A'S BLOODY BATTLE, LET THE CAVALRY BATTLE BEGIN" the voice boomed bringing their attention back to the tv

 

-Garreg Mach-

"I see" Claude muttered

"What's up Claude" Marianne asked

"Oh I also see" Lysithea said clicking her fingers "He has two people to give mobility and one to keep the rest of the teams away"

"Yep, Midoriya is making a tactical retreat based plan" Claude said "He'll most likely try to keep away from the rest the entire game if he can, plus with the air mobility it severely hinders other opponents ways of getting to him"

 

-Ann's Apartment-

Ren looked on with Ann and a semi unconscious Ryuji as Midoriya was targeted by everyone 

"Everyone is teaming up on him, thats not cool" Ryuji muttered

"But with everyone going for the big points it'll cause some opportunities for others" Ren said pointing out some teams had ignored the 10 million

"Wait one of the boots broke" Ann pointed out

 

-REDACTED'S LAB- 

"Reminds me of here with those boots" a voice muttered from behind REDACTED

 

-Hyrule-

Link frowned, Midoriya's boots were broken meaning he has much less mobility and not only that, he was walking right into the path of third place's team

 

-U.A Sports Festival-

Midoriya grimaced as he faced the other team

"I'll be taking that now" Todoroki stated

 

 

 

Notes:

So not much to talk about at the end of these notes however i wanted to give a shoutout to a fic or two

Only The Future Can Tell(One of the best Oc stories in MHA)

In Living Memory( The absolute best DBD fic i've read and inspired me to add it to this)

Phantom Dumbasses (The base inspiration for this fic in a way selling me on the concept of chatfics)

Thus kindly I shatter(Dark but amazingly written rwby fic set volume 9)

Chapter 20

Summary:

Part 2 of the Cavalry battle

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Hyrule-

Link gripped the blanket he was sitting on, he'd been boxed in by the third place boy's team

"WOAH THEY'RE TRAPPED" Beedle said

'Come on Midoriya'  Link thought

 

-Peppermint's Hideout-

"The kid's stuck in a small place on the defensive" Korischa "His chance's aren't looking good"

Chai got up from his seat and started shouting "COME ON MIDORIYA YOU CAN DO THIS"

Peppermint sighed at the display

"Mister Chai they cannot hear you" CNMN started explaining

"I DON'T CARE" 

 

-Beacon-

"Midoriya's backup plan is working so far" Pyrrha muttered

"Huh" Jaune replied

"He's keeping to Todoroki's left which means it's harder for him to hit Midoriya with his ice, even if so he risks hitting Iida" Pyrrha pointed out

"Wait he can't just make ice anywhere?" Yang asked

"He's either that or he only practises with one side, which in turn would be a huge flaw in fighting" Weiss pointed out

"Wait Iida is talking to his team" Ruby said pointing to the screen

 

-The Campfire-

"WOAH" Everyone shouted as Iida suddenly sped forward allowing Todoroki to get the 10 million

"Fuck he did that quicker than the Hillbilly with those weird engravings" Meg shouted

"I guess the kid didn't account for that" David responded

"If he did he could have also grabbed one of theirs as insurance" Dwight pointed out

"All he needs to do is go on the offensive" Adam pointed out

 

-The Owl House- 

"Kid's in a bad spot" Eda grimaced leaning on the sofa

"Come on Midoriya!" the teens shouted

They watched as he rushed forward with his team with his arm glowing

"HE'S GONNA PUNCH EM" King shouted

 

-Garreg Mach-

"Let's see this gambit Midoriya" Claude said as he noticed him say something to his team

"Come on Midoriya! everyone ,bar Byleth, shouted

Byleth just smiled before muttering "The kid saw his trick"

"Huh" Flayn asked

 

-Ann's Apartment-

"HE GOT ONE" Ann said

"But wasn't that one of the other ones" Ryuji asked "The 10 million is still there"

"You moron" Morgana said "They obviously switched the positions of the 10 million" 

Ren nodded "However they didn't plan for this"

 

-U.A Stadium-

"Dammit" Todoroki muttered as he locked eyes with Midoriya as he held one headband in his hand and Dark shadow held another in their mouth

"Of course you would switch the 10 million" Midoriya said "And with the lowest value you had

He turned to Todoroki with a grin on his face

"MEANING THESE TWO SHALL DO" Midoriya said as he held headbands with the numbers 615 and 225

"Fine" Todoroki replied as both teams started eachother down as the countdown began

"GIVE ME THE 10 MILLION DEKU" Bakugo shouted bursting over Todoroki's ice wall

"TODOROKI HAS IT" Midoriya shouted causing Bakugo to switch targets

"ICY HOT" He shouted

"That's time" Present Mic announced

"IN FIRST PLACE IS TEAM TODOROKI, FOLLOWED BY TEAM BAKUGO, FOLLOWED BY A SUPRISE UPHEAVAL OF TEAM SHINSO AND FINALLY OUR FOURTH PLACE, AND GOING INTO THE FINAL'S, IS TEAM MIDORIYA"

Izuku smiled

"A strategy in motion" he chuckled

Notes:

Sorry for the shorter chapter this time but i've been taking a break due to my friend's insistance

Chapter 21

Summary:

The fight with shinso

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Peppermint's hideout- 

"Yo has the fighting started yet" Chai asked relaxing

"It starts in 5 minutes" Macaron replied looking at his phone "Though Midoriya has been on the groupchat asking for advice"

Peppermint came in with a new bowl of popcorn

"Huh I thought he didn't want any fighting tips for the festival?" she said

"It's less fighting advice more so vaguely asking if he should focus on victory or helping people" Macaron replied

"I get he's trying to be a hero, but isn't this a big deal for him" Chai asked

"He's a self sacrificing idiot" Peppermint said shrugging

"Regardless the first fight is starting" CNMN said pointing to the tv

 

-U.A stadium-

Logically this was a dumb idea, he would most likely lose in the first round but something irked him about his conversation with Ojiro 

"First up we have the mean green fighting machine IZUKU MIDORIYA" Present mic shouted as he walked out "And on the other side we have the mysterious general studies student HITOSHI SHINSO!" 

Shinso walked up to the stage and stared at Midoriya

"Don't worry about damage here folks we have our friend Cementoss as a referee, either you must get your opponent outside the stage, say I give up or be unable to continue!!" Present Mic added "LET'S BEGIN!!!"

"I give...." Shinso began but was cut off by MIdoriya 

"SHINSO!!!" Midoriya shouted stunning the purple haired kid

"I know what your quirk is and I just have to say this" Midoriya began "IT'S SUPER COOL"

Shinso looked confused 

"You could use it for so many different applications as a hero such as controlling civilians in a crisis in order to get them to calm down, take easy control of hostage situations, it's a super versatile quirk" Midoriya said "But i'm guessing that everyone told you it wasn't heroic huh"

Shinso frowned "Of course, no one would talk to me, everyone said i'd make a scary villain" he said

Midoriya just smiled

"It's not the quirk that makes someone a hero or villain" 

Shinso smiled he answered his question now he could....

"IT'S THEIR ACTIONS" Midoriya shouted before the brainwashing took hold

Shinso stood there shocked as Midoriya fell into his trap... then he realised why he was saying this... he acted like a dick to others in order to grasp his own dream.

"Your pretty crazy huh Midoriya" Shinso laughed walking up to the boy and shoving him to the floor breaking the control

"WOAH MIDORIYA NOT ONLY FROZE BUT SHINSO WENT ON THE OFFENSE" Mic shouted

"Midoriya" Shinso continued to the formerly brainwashed opponent "I don't get why you even allowed me to brainwash you in the first place, you knew my quirk"

"I did it because I wanted someone to say that to me years ago" Midoriya replied to a shocked Shinso "I was a late bloomer, I was quirkless up until the entrance exams, everyone thought my dream was foolish but after getting my quirk I believed it was due to that I got in... but I asked my mentor something recently"

 

-2 days ago Dagobah Beach-

"All Might do you think I could have still become a hero without a quirk"

"What's brought this question up?"

"Well everyone in the chat are pretty heroic and they don't have quirks and when I asked they told me regardless of power I'd still be a great hero"

"Then why does my opinion matter?"

"Huh"

"I was wrong on that rooftop Midoriya, I forgot my roots, I was also born quirkless"

"Seriously?"

"Indeed, however over time I tried leaving it in the past.... and burdened that pain onto you on that rooftop"

All might turned around

"I hoped my offer of One for All seemed like a hammer to nail in the lousy excuse on that rooftop, because at the end of the day quirk or not. You can be a hero"

 

 

-Present-

" He told me quirk or not I could be a hero" MIdoriya said "And... I thought you needed to hear those words too"

Shinso laughed

"That's some words huh" he held out a hand to Midoriya "Well lets make this interesting, no quirks?"

Midoriya nodded

"Lets do this Shinso"

 

-Garreg Mach=

"I can't believe that idiot" Claude said as he started watching Midoriya fight Shinso for real "Sacrificing his own ambitions to help others, makes me wonder"

 

-The Owl house-

"GO MIDORIYA" Luz shouted "SHOW THEM THE POWER OF THOSE HANDS"

 

-Ann's Apartment

Ren smiled

' Thou who art willing to perform all sacrilegious acts for thine own justice!'

'Guess you think he's pretty cool too Arsene'

 

-Peppermint's Hideout-

"GO MIDORIYA!!!" Chai said completely missing the point of the exchange

 

-Beacon-

"He needed someone to believe in him" Jaune muttered looking at Pyrrha who was watching the fight still "Just like you and everyone else believed in me"

 

-The Campfire-

"Helping another is one of the best acts you can do" Dwight said "I wish I knew that earlier in my life"

 

-Hyrule-

Link simply smiled 

'Your gonna go far kid'

 

-U.A Stadium-

"So you impressed" Present Mic asked

"Shut up Hizashi" Aizawa said, glad his bandages covered his smile

"Don't tell me your not thinking about recruiting Shinso into your class" Mic replied with fake distraught before turning his attention towards the fight again "AND MIDORIYA HAS GOTTEN SHINSO OUT OF BOUNDS WITH A SUPLEX WHAT A GREAT FIGHT FROM BOTH PARTIES"

Shinso frowned 

'Guess I blew it'

"What's your opinion on the results Eraser?" Mic asked

"Both we're good although Midoriya put too much on the line to help another as per usual.... however there is one good thing about this match" Eraser said before a phone ring called out in the Arena "Nedzu is it done"

"Yes all that is needed it his input" Nedzu replied over the phone to the entire audience

"Hitoshi Shinso of Class 1-C, I am giving you an offer to join Class 1-A do you accept?" Eraser asked

Hitoshi looked up to the announcer booth with Midoriya cheering him on at the sides

"I DO"

Notes:

I know it was pretty MHA focused but I really like Shinso alright and i want him to be happy and also include more based all might

Chapter 22

Summary:

4 matches down 4 to go

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Peppermints hideout-

"Damn that was a long wait between matches" Chai said

"It was 10 minutes Chai" Peppermint replied 

"10 MINUTES TOO LONG" He shouted before Korischa smacked him

"Quiet down you shite" She said

"The next match is coming up" The announcer almost shouted "It's the Icy son of Endeavour, Shoto Todoroki"

 

-Ann's Apartment- 

"I'm rooting for this dude" Ryuji said

"The tape slinger Hanta Sero!!" the announcer said

"Really?" Morgana asked "Tape guy"

"HE'S PHIL SWIFT SPIDERMAN!" Ryuji responded glaring at Morgana, getting a nod from the other two

"Well regardless he's already out" Morgana said

"NOOOOOO!" Ryuji cried falling to the floor

 

30 minutes later 

 

-Team RWBY's Dorm-

"They finished clearing the ice" Blake shouted to the bathroom as she heard Yang trip

"I'm coming" Yang replied

"I wonder who's fighting next" Ruby wondered aloud

"First we have the flowery assassin of class 1-B,  Ibara Shiozaki!"

"She has vine hair, she's like the opposite of Yang" Weiss said

"Wait how?" Yang asked

"She uses her hair as a weapon and you protect your hair"

"That's a stretch Weiss" Ruby pointed out

"Vs the boy with the electric smile Denki Kaminari!"

"Lighting guy" Nora said "I wanna bet on him"

Ren patted Nora's head "No betting"

"Alright" Nora said sad

 

-Garreg Mach-

"She gives me off Rhea vibes" Claude said as Ibara was shown saying she wasn't an assassin 

"I get that" Hilda said nodding 

"I also agree" Flayn said also nodding trying her best to mimic Hilda

"That guy is sparking up!" Rapheal said

"She's toast" Lysithea agreed

"Nope" Byleth replied

She pointed to the screen where she blocked the attack with her vines before attacking the boy

"Whilst his firepower was impressive he left himself open to an easy defeat, so what have we learned"

"Not to overestimate an attack" Ignatz asked

"Yes and?"

"Always have a backup plan" Claude added

"Not what i was looking for but correct in itself" Byleth said nodding "I was more pointing to the fact he seemingly became immovable, you shouldn't do a move like that unless the odds are heavy in your favour and it will achieve victory"

The class nodded as they turned back to the tv

 

-The Campfire-

"Oh cool the Class rep kid is on" Meg said

"Bet you he's gonna get played this match" Ace said

"Alright" Meg said before Dwight lightly hit them both

"No betting on the children"

"Okay dad" Meg said

About 5 minutes later Meg was thankful for the intervention as she watched Iida get used as a test dummy, all the while Ace smirked

 

-Hyrule-

Link jotted down a note on his pad

 

NEVER HAVE PURAH MEET THIS PINK GREMLIN

 

-The Owl House-

"At least Iida won" Luz said trying to smile

Everyone else looked at her like she hadn't seen the torture the boy went through at the hands of Mei Hatsume

"I'm usually one for underhanded tactics but honestly that kid scares me" Eda said before chugging down some apple blood 

"I think I'll have nightmares about that smile" King replied

 

 

Notes:

Im back from my sickness and one day early. Hopefully i'll get more chapters posted soon

Chapter 23

Summary:

The last 4 battles and revelations

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-The campfire-

"Oh the next match is between the acid girl and the french guy" Meg said looking at the tv

"I hate acid" Ripley responded "I'll vote for frenchie this time"

"I'm gonna go with acid girl" David said "She seems more scrappy"

Adam got up from his seat as he started fading away for a trial

"A shame, I wanted to see this one too" Adam said as he faded away "Who else?"

Jake gave a thumbs up as he started fading

"This sucks" Feng just replied

"Any third?" Adam asked "No then I guess another was taken" 

"Bring em back safe alright" Felix said smiling

"Got it" Adam replied as he faded away

"Oh look pink girl just uppercutted the frenchie" Bill said taking a drag of his cigar

"Damn" Meg said

 

-Peppermint's Hideout-

"You know, being able to make items from nothing sounds neat" Chai said as the next two competitors arrived on stage

"Too bad you couldn't use it" Peppermint said "She needs to know the atomic structure of the item she's making according to Midoriya"

"That's impressive" Macaron said 

"I don't think she's winning though" Korischa said "She's too trapped in her own thoughts"

"Wait how can you tell" Chai asked

Korischa simply pointed to the girl who made yet another shield.

"Her initial plan didn't work so she's spiralling in her thoughts, she hasn't even noticed"

"Yaoyorozu is out of bounds" the ref said "Tokoyami wins"

 

-Hyrule-

Link sighed still thinking about the girl's defeat, he wished he could ask Midoriya to give her a message from him explaining how easy it is to get trapped in one's own head. He himself had done it many times when still in training as a knight.

"Don't look so down Link" Beedle said " I know this match sucks but it should be over soon"

Link smiled despite Beedle's understanding, he had to agree the two boys with major defensive powers who were fighting was a slog

 

-Beacon-

"SUPLEX HIM IDIOT" Yang shouted as she noticed one of the boy's get into a good position to instant ko his opponent

"I'm going to grab a snack" Ruby said as she walked to the kitchen in their dorm

"Don't take any of my stuff" Blake said

"I don't like those snacks, they're too salty" Ruby responded as she pulled out a packet of cookies

 

-The Owl house-

"Jeez did they knock eachother out at the same time" Eda asked gaining nods from everyone else 

"There wasn't even any blood" King said sadly 

"King if there was blood you would faint" Eda replied

"No I wouldn't he" Said in his angry voice

"Don't worry King" Luz said "I'll cover your eyes"

" Weh"

 

-Ann's Apartment-

"Oh hey it's boom boom boy" Ryuji said

"I'm rooting for Ochaco" Ann said

"It'll be tough" Ren said 

"GOOO OCHACO" Ryuji cheered

Morgana smiled "Take him down"

 

-Garreg Mach-

"She can remove gravity right?" Leonie asked as she watched Ochaco run towards her opponent

"Yeah" Claude replied "So if she touches him he's at a major disadvanatage"

"The problem is touching him" Byleth responded "He has high mobility and can attack at a range"

"He's like a pegasus knight with no arrow weakness" Hilda said 

"Don't count our Ochaco yet" 

 

-Hyrule-

'He's making sure to keep away from her' Link thought

 

-Peppermint's base

"Come on Ochaco" Chai muttered as he watched her get hit by explosion after explosion

"She has one ace in the hole" Korischa said 

"Ahh i see" Macaron responded

Boos then came from the tv

 

-Ann's Apartment-

"Yo as much as I'm rooting for Ochaco, Calling boom boom boy a villian is kinda overkill" Ryuji said

Ren nodded "He has stuff to work on but calling out a kid on live tv seems a bit much" 

"How many years has the pro who said that been active" the second announcer who hadn't talked much said "If you can't see what's wrong with that statement, go home and think about changing careers"

"DAMN" Ryuji said "That announcer has no chill"

"I get it" Ann said "If he wasn't going all out, it would be disrespectful to her"

Ren chuckled "He yearns for true gender equality, by beating up everyone"

The rest of the thieves laughed at the joke

"Guess that's why we call ya Joker" Ryuji said

 

-Garreg Mach-

"Eraserhead is righr" Byleth said

"Wait how do you know his name" Leonie asked

"Nedzu set up a teacher chat" Byleth simply responded "Regardless he's acknowledging the threat of his opponent and is avoiding underestimating her"

Claude smiled

"Plus she's taking a page out of the old Claude Tactic book" Claude said

"You have a book?" Hilda asked

"No, but she's using an old trick in the book" Claude responded pointing up "Misdirection"

 

-The campfire-

"PELT HIS ASS WITH PEBBLES" Meg shouted

"I think we shouldn't of let Adam teach her Diversion" Dwight said as he watched the screen

Bakugo lifted his hands to counterattack

 

-Beacon-

The explosion went off

"Damn his arm's must be killing him" Yang said "They don't even have aura and an attack like that would shatter mine"

"I think that's game over now" Jaune said "With all those explosions she's gonna have to reset back to trying to touch him, and she probably has no more stamina"

 

-U.A Stadium-

"I can't lose" Ochaco said as she ran towards Bakugo again, only her leg's gave out causing her to collapse

She tried her best to crawl but instead Bakugo limped towards her with his arm at his side

"Nice move" He said "We should spar again sometime" 

And with that she fell unconscious

Bakugo sighed

"I have a long way to go... but if what that REDACTED bitch said was correct, I ain't gonna end up like that dick"

Notes:

Not gonna lie here's where I set up for an earlier Bakugo Redemption. Who did Redacted compare Bakugo to
WHO KNOWS

Chapter 24

Summary:

Todoroki Vs Midoriya

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-The Owl House-

"It's time for the second rounds to begin" the announcer said as Midoriya and Todoroki were shown on the screen

Everyone in the Owl house cheered as Midoriya walked into the arena

"Go Midoriya" Luz shouted

"Rough em up kiddo" Eda said as she sat down to watch

 

-The Campfire-

"Lets hear it for the kid ay" David said pretending to lift a cup so everyone could do a toast

"I don't know how likely he is to win the fight" Gabriel replied

"My bets is that he ain't winning but will put up a hell of a fight" Ace said "Kid's scrappy"

Dwight smiled but internally wondered why did Midoriya look even more determined than his last match

 

-Peppermint's Hideout- 

"GO MIDORIYA" Chai shouted as the others laughed at his high energy reactions

 

-Ann's Apartment-

"Show them your resolve" Ren said

"You stole that from Arsene didn't you" Ryuji teased

"Hey, we are the thieves" Ren replied

 

-Garreg Mach-

The deer all cheered as they saw Midoriya come up on stage

 

-Hyrule-

'Show em what ya got kid' Link thought

 

 

Each world watched as match started with Todoroki's attack being countered by a flick from Midoriya

 

-Garreg Mach- 

"That's some strength" Rapheal said

"An understatement really" Lysithea countered "That had as much impact as something akin to a relic"

"Regardless he has a limited amount of shots" Claude muttered 

"Ah yes, his body is harmed by the recoil" Marianne added

"Still the amount of pain tolerance the kid has is impressive" Leonie said 

 

-Beacon

"Midoriya could sure do with aura" Yang joked

"It would probably save him from alot of harm" Blake added

Jaune chuckled "Like some pain would stop Midoriya"

 

 

-The Campfire-

"Damn another ice attack countered by a flick" Felix said

"Midoriya has the power of god and anime on his side" Meg said causing groans

"Hopefully the kid know's when enough is enough, don't want him to damage himself too much" David said

"Bold words coming from Mr we're gonna live forever" Zarina jabbed

"You also don't have much room to talk Miss for the people" Elodie added

 

-Ann's Apartment-

"That idiot is gonna end up in a hospital bed from the recoil alone" Morgana muttered

"He doesn't have much choice if he's aiming to win" Ryuji replied

Ren sat quietly, if Midoriya was going for the win, he could have just as easily focused on rushing down his opponent.... what was he planning

 

-The Owl House-

"Oh no, Todoroki is on the offensive now" Gus said

"And he dodged one of Midoriya's attacks" Willow added

"Make that two" King said as they watched Todoroki jump last second causing Midoriya to have to jump back to keep his distance, however not letting his opponent regain his footing, Todoroki shot out a wave of ice that trapped his feet

"No" Luz muttered before she saw Midoriya's arm glow entirely 

 

Each world watched as Midoriya showed off a 100% smash 

 

-Peppermint's Hideout-

"DAMN MIDORIYA" Chai shouted "YOUR FREAKING ARM"

"He must be running on adrenaline by now" Korishca said

"Indeed" CNMN replied nodding "The amount of pain would be roughly about.."

"CNMN I don't think we need exact measurements" Macaron said

"Well excuse me for trying to help" CNMN said in annoyance

 

=Hyrule-

'Midoriya won't be able to last much longer, however Todoroki is slowing down due to frosbite' Link thought

"WHAT WAS THAT POWER" Beedle shouted beside him 

 

-Garreg Mach-

"It's a war of attrition" Byleth muttered

"Huh" Hilda asked

"It refers to a battle where both sides slowly whittle down on defences or numbers, meaning whoever outlasts the other wins, instead of who overpowers" Claude said "Meaning it's a battle between whether Midoriya's pain gets too much or Todoroki's frostbite"

"But he has fire right?" Ignatz asked "That mean's Midoriya is at a disadvantage"

"But he's barely used it" Lysithea pointed out

Whilst her students argued something clicked into place for Byleth

"Don't tell me" she whispered

 

Whilst the battle raged on and Todoroki got slower and slower each world cheered for their friend to win.... despite the fact they didn't realise he already accepted defeat

 

-Ann's Apartment- 

"Damn that was a solid punch" Ryuji said "Midoriya may win unless Todoroki use's his fire"

At that moment just like it did for Byleth, the pieces fell into place for Ren

"No way" he muttered only loud enough for Morgana to hear

"It looks like Midoriya is saying something" Ann mentioned

 

-Hyrule-

'Did he just say what I think he said' Link thought after reading Midoriya's lips 'He isn't aiming to win.... he's aiming to help'

 

-The Owl House-

"THE FIRE'S HERE" The kids shouted

Eda smiled

"Self sacrificing idiot" she muttered 

 

-The Campfire-

"At this stage the kid ain't gonna make it" David said

"But he's willing to take a chance even in the darkest moment" Ace replied as Midoriya powered up

"The refs are trying to stop it" Yui muttered

"They can't" Dwight said

 

-Beacon- 

Jaune stood up

"COME ON MIDORIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

-U.A Stadium-

As the two students attack's collided a superheated explosion happened causing mist to form around the arena after the blast.

 

"Who came up on top" Present Mic asked Midnight

Midnight looked around as she saw the fog clear to show a pair of red shoes outside the arena. As it cleared more it revealed the result

 

"MIDORIYA IS OUT OF BOUND'S TODOROKI WINS!"

 

-[REDACTED'S LAB]-

"That's one way of looking at it" she said smiling "Crazy idiot!"

 

 

Notes:

I really hope i did this fight justice

Did you all guess who would realise the whole getting todoroki to use his fire plan Midoriya had

Also someone mentioned Redacted comparing Bakugo to Blackbeard and i just gotta say close but no cigar

Chapter 25

Summary:

Rapid fire Finishers for the Sports festival

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Peppermint's Hideout-

"DAMMIT" Chai shouted as Midoriya was KO'D "He was doing so well too"

"I hope he will recover okay" Macaron added "That was one big explosion"

"He put up a good fight though" Korsicha said "I do wonder how the next matches will go"

 

-Beacon-

"I'm still mad Midoriya lost" Jaune said

"We should still watch the rest of it" Ren argued

"Yeah don't be a sore loser Jaune" Yang added

"Fine" he relented

"Iida is facing the vine girl next" Pyrrha said

"I bet Iida will win" Ruby said "He's too fast to be caught by those vines"

"It's starting" Nora said pointing to the screen

They watched as Iida took off immediately and dodged the vine girl's attacks only to come from behind and shove her straight out of the arena

"That was quick" Blake said

 

-Ann's Apartment-

"Yo that shadow thing is like a persona" Ryuji said

"Huh that's true" Ann replied "Too bad acid girl is losing, she was my backup pick after Midoriya"

"Hey Ryuji" Ren asked "Who was your backup pick"

"The red haired dude" Ryuji replied "But after the match with Ochaco I'm not keeping my hopes up"

 

-The Owl House-

"Another war of attrition match" Eda said before walking away "Wake me up when the finals come on"

"Okay Eda" Luz said with a thumbs up

"Yeah this match is boring" King said

"And explosion boy won" Willow added as they watched the red haired kid get knocked out

 

-Garreg Mach-

"Semi Finals time" Claude announced

"You think Iida can beat Todoroki?" Lorenz asked

"Depends on how fast he can get him out" Claude responded

"Damn it looks like he has him" Rapheal said as Iida started dragging Todoroki by the shirt

"Wait his legs have been frozen" Flayn pointed out

"Oh no" Ignatz added

"Iida did his best" Byleth said "However those reliant on speed and close quarters are always at a disadvantage to attacks that can hit all around the user"

"So it may have been better if Iida had some range" Lysithea pointed out

"That or he could have been more cautious about which side the ice came from" Byleth said

 

-Hyrule-

'I feel bad for the shadow kid' Link thought 'This is one of his worst matchups considering he seems weak to light'

Link watched as the kid was overwhelmed by the explosive kid's assault

"The winner is Bakugo Katsuki" the announcer said on the tv

 

-The Campfire-

"So who are we rooting for" Meg asked

"Rooting for ice and fire, betting on explosive boy" Ace said

"Oh damn he just did the glacier move again" David said "Look's like your prediction luck ran out Ace"

Ace just smirked as Bakugo was shown exploding the glacier and going on the offensive

"Fuck" David said

"You should know not to bet against Ace by now David" Yun Jin said

"WAIT HE'S USING HIS FIRE" David shouted in hope before his pick was shown getting hit by the explosion

"The winner is" The tv announced as the smoke cleared

"BAKUGO KATSUKI"

"FUCK" David shouted

 

-U.A Stadium-

"Now to hand out the medal's for the first year festival is" Midnight began "The symbol of peace.."

"I AM HERE WITH THE MED..." All Might began "Oh sorry Midnight I talked over you"

"It's fine" Midnight said

All Might walked up to the third place podium

"Young Tokoyami congratulations" All Might said "You did well, however you must become less reliant on your quirk to win different types of fights"

"Thank you All Might" Tokoyami replied

All Might went then to the second place podium

"Young Todoroki congratulations, I assume there is a reason for not using your fire in the last match" All Might said

"I became unsure of myself" Todoroki said "I think I understand why your interested in Midoriya.... He helped me despite costing him the match"

All Might felt pride for his student

"You look much more happy now, I won't pry but I'm happy that you are" All Might said "Be a great hero young Todoroki"

All might moved to the first place podium

"Young Bakugo" he began

"I don't deserve this medal" Bakugo said

"But you won?" All Might asked

"I may have won but I'm no hero yet" Bakugo replied as he bowed allowing All Might to put the medal around his neck "I will work to be worthy of this, to not only win but to be a better person."

"I look forward to it Young Bakugo"

"Let's hear it for the next generation of heroes" All might said

Across the multiverse there were cries of Plus Ultra

"I was gonna say good job but that works" All Might sputtered

 

-REDACTED'S LAB-

"What an interesting experiment" REDACTED said as she turned off the TV

Notes:

Sports Festival arc is over
Sorry for anyone who wanted more in depth looks for the final matches but i believe as much as our protags would watch it, they wouldn't have the same gusto once their boy was eliminated

Next up on the agenda is multiple things such as

Luz going to Hexside
Madarame
Taking on Mimosa
Hero killers
Relics

AND MORE

Chapter 26

Summary:

Ren announcement

 

Izuku gets dissapointed stares

 

A murder

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Ladies and gentlemen I am please to announce

 

Ren: Kamoshida is taken care of

 

Link: Did you murder him or did the change of heart work

 

Ren: The change of heart worked

 

Jaune: Yo this is great news

 

Dwight: Paired with the fact we got some entertainment yesterday I see this as an absolute win

 

Ren: That reminds me, where is Midoriya

 

Uravity: Currently he is ghosting y'all since he knows what will happen when he joins

 

Claude: Lol

 

Izuku Midoriya: Hey I'm not ghosting

 

Dwight: Izuku

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh no my toaster is on fire

 

Dwight: GET BACK HERE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SELF PRESERVATION

 

Memelord Meg: Pretty sure you have no right to talk Mr i'm gonna run at the killer to buy Claudette time

 

Dwight:( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。)

 

Claude:Yo Dwight is angy

 

Luz: I'm going to the knee later whats going on here

 

Ren: Justice

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I can't tell if that's telling off Midoriya or Kamoshita

 

Ren: Yes

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Aight

 

Peppermint: Chai please stop ignoring us because we shot down your plan

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: i still think the plan would have worked

 

Peppermint: We are not making a diss track for Mimosa to get her to give us her spectra key

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: :(

 

Jaune: Well I'm gonna go do some sparring with Pyrrha

 

Memelord Meg: Uh huh, 'Sparring'

 

Jaune: I know..... it's a one sided stomp

 

Pyrrha: Don't feel bad Jaune, it's progress

 

Jaune: True , anyways seeya

 

Claude: They totally missed the joke

 

Memelord Meg: Yep

 

Ruby: Why am I surrounded by romantic disasters, Jaune and Pyrrha is one thing but I recently had to help my sister because her partner was her bisexual awakening

 

Claude: Fucking mood

 

Ryuji: KAMOSHIDA IS DOWN YALL

 

Link: Ren already told us

 

Ryuji: Aww what

 

Link: By the way @Izuku Midoriya

 

Izuku Midoriya: Yes

 

Link: I get you like helping people but that sports festival match was a bit far

 

Izuku Midoriya: I have no idea what you are talking about

 

Ren: For once same

 

Link: I ain't a snitch but seriously I agree with Dwight get some self preservation 

 

Tulin: Ironic coming from the man who created a rocket shield and gave himself a concussion

 

Link: Tulin you are barely on this and came to attack me i thought we were friends

 

Tulin: we are.... but cannot argue you are dumb

 

Claude: Call the knights because i need to report a MURDER

 

 

Notes:

Honestly I forgot I hadn't written kamoshita actually confessing until now

Also Chai's plan was a plan of all plan

Chapter 27

Summary:

Parties

Debates

Asasasasasasasasasssinations

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: Guess who learned a new spell

 

Claude: Lysithea (no really congrats)

 

Hilda: It is funny that they both learned spells

 

Dwight: What type of spell?

 

Luz: Ice spell

 

Luz: Ice pillar.jpeg

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Wait who's the other girl in the background

 

Luz: That's Amity, she's a friend

 

Willow: I still don't like you hanging around her

 

Luz: She's not that bad once you get past the rough exterior 

 

Link: Y'all can I have you opinons

 

Ren: Wassup

 

Link: I'm investigating stuff happening at four different locations and was wondering if I should go up Death mountain or go to the Zora domain

 

Ren: Zora is what Sidon is right

 

Link: Yep

 

Ren: I vote that then, from your descriptions he sounds like he'd be fun to have in here

 

Izuku Midoriya: You know I was having a debate recently

 

Ren: Do tell

 

Ryuji: Dude are you seriously texting during our party

 

Ren: Yes

 

Ryuji: Rood

 

Ren: In my defence I originally only hopped on since you and Ann went to get more food 

 

Ren: Also Izuku shoot your question

 

Jaune: I got a name for my weapon

 

Jaune: Wait... I'll let Izuku talk first

 

Izuku Midoriya: It's kinda dumb, but who do you think would win in a fight between All Might and the most powerful people you can think of in your place

 

Ren: Aight I'd say All Might sweeps unless it's in the metaverse

 

Claude: I also agree All Might seems pretty powerful

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I could take him

 

Peppermint: No you couldn't 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Nah I'd win

 

Link: TBF All Might could 1v1 most of my world bar a god

 

Dwight: I would pay to see the killer's here get punched into the stratosphere

 

Ruby: So we all agree All Might is pretty cool but what about

 

Ruby: Zwei.jpeg

 

Ren: NOW THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL BEING

 

Claude: Indeed, look at his immaculate form

 

Hilda: Also Claude stop slacking and help us investigate

 

Claude: Ironic

 

Hilda: ( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。 )

 

Jaune: Wait what are you invesigating

 

Claude: After our latest mission the knights found an assassination plot on someone and we figured someone holding an assassination plot on their person is dumb

 

Ren: Ahh the old bait and switch

 

Claude: Exactly so we're looking for places they may want to steal from when all the knights are protecting the archbishop

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I bet they're after all the animals of the monastery 

 

Peppermint: Nice joke Chai

 

Peppermint: That was a joke

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: sure

 

 

-30 minutes later-

Jaune: So does anyone wanna hear my new weapon name

 

Jaune: Guys?

Notes:

Poor Jaune not getting to show off his new weapon name

Chapter 28: Chapter 28-BONUS ART

Summary:

Nothing new on the story point but i would like to share some art I comissioned from my friend

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Notes:

Shoutout to Agent007 and their amazing fic Only The Future can Tell which inspired me to write to begin with and for providing this amazing art

Chapter 29

Summary:

First days

Hero names

Weapon names

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: IT'S MY FIRST DAY OF MAGIC SCHOOL

 

Claude: Neato burrito

 

Dwight: Good luck on your first day

 

Luz: Thanks, btw I won't be talking much today because of this

 

Ren: Understandable

 

Ren: In other news, we've decided to continue being the phantom thieves of hearts

 

Link: Do you take requests

 

Ren: Yes but they don't work interdimensionally

 

Link: It is sad day then

 

Izuku Midoriya: That's cool, I just arrived

 

Uravity: Deku have you seen Iida

 

Izuku Midoriya: He's with me don't worry

 

Claude: What's up 

 

Izuku Midoriya: Not my place to share

 

Claude: Aight

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Also me and peppermint won't be on since we're finally taking on Mimosa

 

Macaron: Also me 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Sorry Macaron, you don't talk much in here so i forgot

 

Macaron: Understandable Chai

 

 Jaune: Damn I wanted 808 pics

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Later

 

Claude: Wait why haven't we gotten 808 pics

 

Link: Yeah!!!

 

Hilda: I have no idea who 808 is but i also am angy

 

Link: Btw decided to go to Zora domain

 

Ren: Nice

 

Ryuji: You know the word domain has me thinking about something i watched recently

 

Ren: Jujutsu Kaisen

 

Ryuji: Yep and Domain Expansion

 

Link:?

 

Ann: Don't bother trying to understand them

 

Ren: Chai would back me up

 

Luz: I got sent to detention

 

Dwight: What happened

 

Claude: Did you commit a crime

 

Luz: No I got accused of mixing magic

 

Claude: Damn that's a rule

 

Luz: Yeah there's nine covens and you gotta choose one to study... I may have accidently touched an oracle object after choosing potions

 

Link: That's lame

 

Claude: Agreed

 

Luz: Anyways better go before the person in charge of the detention sees me

 

Izuku Midoriya has changed their name to Deku

 

Deku: I decided on my hero name

 

Link: Oh the insult one that Ochaco turned into a compliment

 

Deku: Yep

 

Uravity: You should have seen Bakugo's attempts

 

Deku: Yeah Lord Explosion Murder doesn't sound the best

 

Ren: That feels like it should be played with linkin park music

 

Deku: Also speaking of name's wanna share your weapon name @Jaune

 

Jaune: Oh yeah I named it Azin Mors as a tribute to my grandfather

 

Pyrrha: Plus it fits with his other weapon's name

 

Claude: I rate it a 6/10

 

Hilda: This is coming from the person who's hero's relic is called Failnaught

 

Ren: Ngl that sounds pretty cool

 

Link: Yeah better than the Master Sword

 

Ren: Master sword does sound lame

 

Link: It is pretty strong tho

 

Luz: I am no longer in the detention track

 

Dwight: That's great, did you explain the accident

 

Luz: Nope i defeated a basillisk

 

Dwight: why do I even bother thinking rationally

 

Notes:

Good thing to point out is I have not watched Jujutsu Kaisen and only know the memes

Chapter 30

Summary:

Willow screen time

Meg simps

Link creates a car

All this and more on drago..... I mean interdimensonal group chat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Yo guess who has a new classmate

 

Ren: Oh did Byleth end up recruiting Bernadetta 

 

Claude: Yep

 

Link: I also have news

 

Ren: Wassup

 

Link: I may have made my new mode of transport

 

Link: Wagon.jpeg

 

Ren: Nice you made a car

 

Link: Yes

 

Dwight: I have something to share too

 

Claude: Is it your disappointment in us

 

Dwight: No

 

Dwight: But I recently ran into the Legion and I'm pretty sure I heard one of them speak for the first time

 

Dwight: He called us fucking shitheads before getting a pallet to the face

 

Claude: RIP BOZO

 

Memelord Meg: Ngl tho one of the Legion members is kinda cute

 

Dwight: We've been over this Meg no simping for killers

 

Memelord Meg: :(

 

Deku: Well I've gotten very little internship offers

 

Ren: Their loss

 

Jaune: Exactly 

 

Link: You break your arm in multiple ways and suddenly people don't wanna have you as an intern

 

Link: That's so rude

 

Deku:  I GET IT OKAY

 

Link: Good

 

Willow: Okay so Luz is occupied rn and I gotta give the tea

 

Willow: Pretty sure Amity has a crush on Luz

 

Link: Damn

 

Ren: Wait ain't she the one you didn't like

 

Willow: As much as I have my personal issues with Amity, I think if anyone can encourage her to be better it's Luz

 

Willow: Also I can use it as blackmail material

 

Claude: Noice

 

Claude: Also I kinda wanna discuss something with REDACTED next time they're on

 

{REDACTED}: Yo

 

Claude: Oh neat your here, may I have an additional phone next time 

 

{REDACTED]: Sure, I've been getting better at making them

 

Jaune: Wait you make them

 

Ren: I just assumed you bought them

 

[REDACTED]: Yeah no, I initially used tech here to explore other world's tech and kinda just stole phone blueprints

 

Ren: Nice crime

 

{REDACTED]: Anyways, I should be able to unless another lab explosion happens

 

Jaune: Wait what

 

{REDACTED} Not my fault

 

Deku: Yay I got one internship offer

 

Uravity: That's great Deku, who is it

 

Deku: Gran Torino... He's an old school pro

 

Ren: Nice like the car

 

Jaune: I just noticed a lack of Chai in the chat

 

Link: Pretty sure he's occupied 

 

Jaune: Ahh right

 

 

-Meanwhile with Chai-

"FUCK YOU MIMOSA WITH YOUR KAREN HAIRCUT" Chai shouted dodging attacks

 

"FUCK YOU TOO"

 

"FUCK YOU THREE" 

 

"FUCK YOU FOUR"

 

"I SAID IT FIRST SO YOUR THE MOST FUCKED"

Notes:

Kudos if anyone gets that last refrence

Chapter 31

Summary:

Two truths and a lie shenanigans

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: So we've hit a snag in the palace

 

Claude: Your already on another one

 

Ren: First day going in

 

Ann: And they roped me into a mess

 

Ryuji: Hey it wasn't our fault

 

Ren: No I have to agree we stoked the fires too much

 

Claude: Will I get context

 

Ann: I'm not comfortable saying it but these idiots may have roped me into a blackmail situation where i have to model nude

 

Claude: Fuck

 

Link: Not cool guys

 

Ryuji: HEY WE DIDN'T MEAN TO

 

Ren: Ryuji is technically right. Yusuke, a student of our next target, offered to paint Ann and we ended up tagging along and getting in trouble by accusing his sensei Madarame

 

Ren: His terms for not reporting us was for Ann to model nude

 

Jaune: WTF

 

Ryuji: Damn perv

 

Ren: Ngl I didn't think it was for perverted reasons, he strikes me as the guy with 0 social skills

 

Deku: Well regardless he can't do that

 

Ren: Why?

 

Deku: Our laws should be similar in regards to the creation of explicit arts of people underage

 

Deku: He'd be crashing his entire career 

 

Ann: Good to know I have a get out of jail free card in that regard

 

Ren: Guess you can text Yusuke to negotiate, otherwise we won't be able to get past the door

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I bac

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Also I had a fun idea

 

Memelord Meg: Giv

 

Dwight: Knowing Chai it is something irresponsible 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Let's play 2 truths and a lie

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I'll go first 1. I have once had a mohawk 2. My arm was once broken super bad as a kid 3. I can play the kazoo 

 

Dwight: 2

 

Ren: 3

 

Link: 1

 

Claude: 2

 

Peppermint: 1 is the lie 

 

Luz: 1

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: It was 1

 

Peppermint: It was pretty obvious for me since you play the kazoo sometimes and you came to vandalay for a new arm

 

Link: That bad of an injury

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yep

 

Link: I'll go next

 

Link: 1. I have surfed down a mountain 2. I have crossdressed 3. I once kicked a korok over a river

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: 2

 

Ren: 3

 

Claude:3

 

Deku: 1 

 

Luz:3

 

Link: 3 was right

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: damn i could have sworn you mentioned not liking koroks

 

Link: That has been greatly exaggerated, however some do piss me off

 

Deku: I'll go

 

Deku: 1. I cleaned a beach 2. I have 16 hero notebooks 3.  I like katusdon

 

Dwight: 3

 

Link:3

 

Ren:3

 

Claude:3

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI:3

 

Luz: 2

 

Jaune: 1

 

Deku: it was 2

 

Ren: let me guess it's 17

 

Deku: It's actually 18 considering i've been putting entry's for you all

 

Luz: Aww

 

Luz: Ok 1.I once accidently unleashed snakes into the school 2. I drunk one of Eda's elixirs 3. I have had a boyfriend

 

Ren: 3

 

Link: 2

 

Claude: 3 based on you being the youngest

 

Deku: 3

 

Jaune:3

 

Luz: Darn i wasn't very good was I

 

Ren: It's fine

 

Peppermint: So is this only the og groupchat member's doing this

 

Ryuji: OOO I have one

 

Ren: TAKE IT AWAY RYUJI

 

Ryuji: 1. I used to do track 2. I have said fuck 3. I like ramen

 

Ren: 2

 

Peppermint: Its 2

 

Dwight: No arguements

 

Ryuji damn

 

Ren: My turn

 

Ren: 1 I have eaten curry for the last 5 nights 2. I met an idol before 3. I have hayfever

 

Ryuji:  wait

 

Link: 1

 

Dwight:2

 

Luz: 3

 

Ryuji: YOU'VE MET AN IDOL

 

Ren: Yep

 

Ren: 1 was the lie btw

 

Claude: It's obvious when you think about it

 

Ren: True

 

Ryuji: Who the eff did you meet Ren

 

Ren: Risette 

 

Ryuji: NO EFFING WAY

 

Ann: WAIT SERIOUSLY

 

Ren: Yep my cousin was friends with her when she came to my town in the country 5 years ago

 

Ryuji: Wait your a country boy

 

Ren: Yee haw 

 

Dwight: No shit Kate just shouted another one

 

Memelord Meg: fyi she's a country girl

 

Uravity: I'm also a country girl

 

Ren: Ayy country gang

 

Claude: Fuck I gtg going go do homework

 

Hilda: Wait we had homework

 

Claude: Yes

 

Hilda: fuck 

 

Dwight: Well i'll finish it off

 

Dwight 1. I have lost  about 50 pairs of glasses in my life 2. I once gave a killer a middle finger 3. I think the trickster is sexy

 

Memelord Meg:2

 

Link:2

 

Claude:3

 

Ren:1

 

Dwight: It's 3

 

Memelord Meg: Huh i could have sworn you did that once

 

Memelord Meg: Also fair if you don't find the Trickster sexy, he's way too extra

 

Dwight: Indeed

 

 

 

-Meanwhile in the Fog-

"Feng do you see the killer" Jane asked

Feng looked around the corner 

" Yeah I think the Trickster is jojo posing"

Notes:

Ngl Yusuke you came off a bit strong at the beginning

Also guess who Ren's cousin is

Chapter 32

Summary:

The first half of new additions including

An Artist

A Scot

A Brit

And two royals

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: I have acquired another teammate

 

Link: Nice, I'm nearing Zora's domain

 

Luz: I wont be on for a bit, Willow got her memories erased by accident

 

Link: How does that happen by accident

 

Luz: Honestly not sure but me and Amity are going in to fix them, wish us luck

 

Deku: Huh

 

{REDACTED}: Attention users

 

{REDACTED} Yet again I am expanding the chat for more data

 

Claude: Noice, Am I getting the additional phone

 

{REDACTED}: Yes, standard procedure for everyone else tho, you get one

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Fair

 

Ren: Well how convenient

 

Ren has added Yusuke Kitagawa

 

Yusuke Kitagawa has changed their name to Yusuke

 

Yusuke: Ah is this the additional chat

 

Ryuji: Yo Yusuke, this is the interdimensional one 

 

Yusuke: This is intriguing, however it is a shame that I cannot see these worlds

 

Link: We can send pictures

 

Yusuke: True but it would not be the same as seeing the real thing

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI has added Korsica to the chat

 

Dwight has added David KIng to the chat

 

Korisca: So this is the interdimensonal groupchat shite

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Shite

 

Korisca: Did I stutter 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: NO MA'AM

 

David King has changed his name to David

 

David: Oi do we have a scot in ere

 

Korisca: Was raised outside of Scotland but picked it up from my parents

 

David: Either way UK gang

 

Korisca: I guess

 

David: Please give me this, you have no idea how lonely being bri ish is

 

Memelord Meg: Skill issue

 

David: Bold words coming from the girl who got clotheslined because she sprinted at top speed through a door

 

Memelord Meg:eausohfuihdasi

 

Ren: I'm surprised it's taken this long for a keyboard smash

 

Jaune @Ruby I'll let you add someone from team RWBY to the chat to balance things out

 

Ruby: Okay but be warned I will have to negoiate who gets it

 

Ruby: Be back in like a few hours max

 

Link: Nice

 

Deku: I'll also have a think about who to add

 

Peppermint: So we have Korisca, meaning besides CNMN we have our entire team

 

Ren: But 808

 

Peppermint: 808 can see through my phone

 

Ren: Damn

 

Ryuji: Also Ren, pls

 

Ren: No 

 

Link: What's this

 

Ren: Ryuji wants to meet Risette and I told him I'm not calling my cousin for that

 

Ryuji: Come on dude

 

Ren: Do you want to be on the other side of Naoto's dissapointed glare

 

Ann: Wait Naoto like the prior detective prince

 

Ren: Yes

 

Ann: That's your cousin

 

Ren: Nope, she is dating my cousin tho

 

Link: I bet you Ren won't tell them and constantly tease this shit

 

Ren: Such slander 

 

Ren: And for that I will post a picture with my cousin

 

Ren: MeandCuz.Jpeg

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo your cousin looks like Ryuji

 

Ren: Bold assumption Ryuji doesn't look like Kanji

 

Ryuji: Damn, didn't know your family had blondes

 

Ren: He dyes it every so often

 

Ann: So is Ryuji just a discount Kanji

 

Ren: I think so

 

Ryuji: Yall so mean

 

Dwight: Isn't good friendships the one's you can insult eachother and not get annoyed

 

Link: Yes

 

Claude: I have done it

 

Hilda: Done what, also where are you

 

Claude: I have given the phones

 

Hilda: Wait all of us are in the classroom

 

Claude:Heh

 

Claude has added Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd and Edelgard Von Hresvelg

 

Hilda: Oh 

 

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd has changed their name to Dimitri

 

Edelgard Von Hresvelg has changed their name to Edelgard

 

Claude: Welcome fellow house leaders to the chat

 

Hilda: Wait is this why you've been disappearing the last few days

 

Dimitri: Yes Claude was teaching us about these phones

 

Edelgard: I'm surprised you gave up such an advantage Claude

 

Ren: Bold assumption we're a benefit

 

Link: Exactly

 

Claude: Plus your highness's should learn to be more lax and what better way than to socialise with people all across

 

Edelgard: It is true getting perspectives of people like this could be helpful

 

Ren: When we aren't joking around

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Wait more royalty

 

David: The only Queen I've known is Lizzie

 

Link: Well I'm pretty sure all preconceived status's are thrown out the window here

 

Jaune: Yep for example Ren-Ren is a phantom thief

 

Ren: Since when am I Ren-Ren

 

Jaune: Ryuji told me and I needed a way of separating you and my teammate Ren

 

Ren: Aight fair

 

Korisca: Anyway's are we planning on how to take down Wolfram next

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I just got back from Mimosa though

 

Korisca: No slacking

 

Dimitri: Indeed forgoing tasks out of laziness is not a good attitude

 

Hilda: Way to call me out Dimitri

 

Dimitri: Oh i did not mean offense to you

 

Claude: No mean offense to her she deserves it

 

Hilda:  Do you wan't your kneecaps broken

 

Edelgard: I fear joining this was a mistake

 

Peppermint: Welcome to the club

 

 

 

Notes:

Honestly was a bit iffy on including the refrence to Queen Elizabeth in case it came off as in poor taste, however I feel it shows the perspective of someone who has been stuck in one time

 

Also no one guessed Kanji

 

womp womp

Chapter 33

Summary:

The remaining additons are added including

Fish Himbo

Human Enthusiast

Katy Perry song irl

and

Weiss

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Anyone else worried that Luz hasn't got back from the memory thing

 

Ren: Your right

 

Link: Hey I met Sidon, gonna add him

 

Claude: Neat

 

Link has added Sidon 

 

Sidon: Ah Link, thank you for adding me to this groupchat thing

 

Link: No problemo Sidon

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Nice to meet you

 

Luz: I'm back

 

Sidon: Hello Back

 

Ren: ROFL DID SIDON MAKE A DAD JOKE

 

Sidon: What is a dad joke

 

Claude: Protect this man 

 

Sidon: Okay

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Anyways how did the memory thing go @Luz

 

Luz: Good although I won't be talking about what happened in there

 

Willow: I don't mind

 

Luz: Nope I snitches get stiches as Eda says

 

Dimitri: That seems like odd advice

 

Luz: Oh hello new person

 

Dimitri: Hello

 

Ruby has added Weiss Schnee to the chat

 

Weiss Schnee has changed their name to Weiss

 

Weiss: Hello

 

Luz: Hi

 

Edelgard: @Claude why are you and the rest of the deer running around the monastary like in a spy

 

Claude: I do not have to answer that without my lawyer present

 

Luz: Oh are you still looking for the actual target 

 

Claude: Damn Luz, exposing me like that

 

Luz: In all fairness I don't see why your keeping your theory a secret

 

Claude: Anyways to summarise, we of the Golden deer think that the assassination plot is a ruse

 

Luz has added Augustus Porter to the chat

 

Augustus Porter has changed their name to Gus

 

Gus: Thanks for getting me out of that conversation with Hooty Luz

 

Luz: No problem Gus

 

Dimitri: Claude what makes you think the assassination is a ruse

 

Gus: Did I miss something important

 

Luz: Claude is discussing his theories

 

Edelgard: It is true that the assassination plot being on Lonato's person makes no sense

 

Weiss: That seems too much like bait

 

Link: Oh I didn't even see Ruby add someone

 

Sidon: Can someone give me a rundown on what's happening 

 

Claude: Aight anyone else want to add anyone before we recap

 

Deku: Oh yes

 

Deku has added Shoto Todoroki

 

Shoto Todoroki has changed their name to Shoto

 

Shoto: Hi

 

Claude: Damn now I really wanna ask why you added the guy you fought at the sports festival but we're getting off track

 

Shoto: Ok

 

Claude: So to summarise, The Golden deer was on a mission last month that ended with us facing a lord called Lonato who was trying to take down the church

 

Ren: nod.gif

 

Claude: But we found and assassination plot that lined up a second date during the Rite of Rebirth, a yearly event

 

Weiss: This seems too convenient

 

Dimitri: I tend to agree

 

Luz: Eda gave me an idea

 

Claude: So we're wondering where the actual perpetrators will strike

 

Claude: Hit me Luz

 

Sidon: Why would Luz hit you

 

Claude: It's an expression

 

Luz: Eda pointed out that due to the Rite and the whole assassination plot you should think what areas that are usually heavily guarded at all other times would be empty

 

Claude: That's a great point, I'll get on that

 

Dimitri: Do you require assistance @Claude

 

Claude: I guess the more the merrier

 

Dimitri: I'll round up the Lions

 

Edelgard: I will also round up the eagles despite my reservations

 

Claude: What did i do to you

 

Edelgard: Your professor took our archer(and cinnamon roll)

 

Claude: Damn

 

Edelgard: However I do believe it would be fruitful to help

 

Gus: Human discussions are interesting

 

Ren: Indeed, do you wan't to learn how to meme @Gus

 

Willow: Ren no

 

Luz: Ren no

 

Link: REN YES  

 

Shoto: What is a meme

 

Deku: I have too little brain power to deal with this

 

Dwight: Welcome to my world

Notes:

Ngl I was midway through this chapter before realising Shoto had said nothing

I think I got his character down

Also now we got all 3 houses looking for the plot

Next chapter will have some rats

Chapter 34

Summary:

Rat god appears to introduce his solution to problems

 

GIVING THESE KIDS GODDAMN THERAPY

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Good news, we have found the most likely target

Link: Nice sounds like your having a better time than me

Link: Spent hours trying to figure out what this riddle was about

Claude: Eh I can't take all the credit, it was Hubert and Ferdinand who solved it

Edelgard: Another victory for the Black Eagles

Claude: I prefer to think of it as an inter-house victory

Luz: You corrupted Gus

Ren: Nice

Luz: Not nice

Gus: In my defence I had no idea what ligma actually meant

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Ligma balls?

Peppermint has muted CHAI CHAI CHAI for 1 hour

Ren: Wait since when did you get mod privileges

Peppermint: Because I am working with {REDACTED} in some experiments

Ren: Who else has mod privileges

Nedzu: Well us teachers do

Ren: Holy shit I thought you left

Claude: Same.... wait teach can see all my messages

Byleth: Yes

Claude: Oh, oh no

Byleth: I however cannot control you outside of class, but please don't encourage bad habits

Weiss: Does that mean Ozpin is here

Nedzu: Yes but he is usually very busy, thought we have had discussions over tea via video call

Ren: So that's four mods

Eda: I'm also here

Luz: EDA

Eda: What, after that festival thing I decided to sneak a text to on your phone to be let in

Eda: Honestly this place is a bit of a riot

Link: Compliment accepted

Dwight: I also have mod privileges

Memelord Meg: Noice now I know who's phone to steal

David: No stealing Meg

Memelord Meg: Aww

Nedzu: Whilst on the topic of us teachers, I would like to perhaps ask if anyone here would like to have some therapy

Dimitri: What is therapy

Claude: ^

Link: ^

Dwight: Oh god that explains alot

Jaune: I think most of us at Beacon are good since we have our own therapist

Claude: Seriously what is therapy

Shoto: You talk about your problems to another person and they help you work through those problems

Shoto :As someone who has recently started taking it I recommend it

Ruby: I should sign the team up for therapy

Weiss: I think that's uneccesary

Pyrrha: Wait you haven't had therapy

Pyrrha: Weiss for the love of god take Ruby's advice

Weiss: Why

Ozpin: Because it's good for your mental health

Weiss: I'm mentally fine though

Shoto: Trust me, I thought so too

Shoto: After going to therapy I was in a much better headspace

Byleth: As teacher I will sign up the entire Golden Deer

Hilda: Really?!

Byleth: Yes this is for your own benefits

Nedzu: Excellent anyone else

Dimitri: I won't be opposed to trying it

Edelgard: If Claude and Dimitri will, I will also participate

Link: Why not

Dwight: We don't need one

Ren: How

Dwight: Jane, although mostly a tv personality, is also trained as a therapist

Ren: Oh neat

Ren: I'm in the same boat then, I got a therapist already

Jaune: It's not Morgana is it

Ren: That's an insult to Doctor Maruki..... he also gives snacks

Eda: Luz want in on this

Luz: I'm fine Eda

Eda: I'll trust you for now but if you show any signs of needing it, I will sign you up

Luz: Thanks Eda

Notes:

Yeah this was a chapter I always wanted to do for multiple reasons

Also Eda basically jinxed herself with grom coming up

But next on the agenda is the starting of internships

Chapter 35

Summary:

The internships start, plans fot the holy tomb are made and Grom is approaching

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: So I have some news

 

Gus: Why do I feel something bad happened

 

Luz: Guess who's fighting Grom this year

 

Willow: LUZ WHY?!

 

Ren: For us who have no idea what grom is, care to elaborate

 

Deku: Please do, the train is packed and I need something to distract me

 

Willow: Grometheus is a being that each year a is defeated by a student of hexside

 

Willow: WHO WAS NOMINATED BY VOTE

 

Claude: The vote thing sounds mean

 

Willow: LUZ WASN'T VOTED, AMITY WAS

 

Luz: I WAS BEING HELPFUL

 

Luz: Plus with the chat's help, I've developed new fighting tactics

 

Gus: Still Luz Grom is no joke

 

Claude: Okay @Link are you free to teach Luz some fighting techniques before this thing

 

Luz: It's in two days

 

Claude: FUCK 

 

Luz: What's wrong

 

Claude: I wanted to watch it 

 

Edelgard: To answer Claude that is the day of the rite of rebirth, where we will be preoccupied in the tomb

 

Luz: Don't worry i'll get Eda to record it

 

Claude: yay

 

Link: Sorry currently in this flying dungeon with Sidon

 

Sidon: We are nearing the source of the mud pollution 

 

Link: Yeah but I should be free tommorrow to give tips

 

Ren: Nice, luckily I don't have anything that day

 

Ryuji: Don't we have the cleanup thing the next day though

 

Ren: Yes, key word next day

 

Dwight: So what does Gromethesus do

 

Willow: Turns into your greatest fears

 

Dwight: So what is your fears @Luz

 

Luz: Jerks on the internet who want to debate, Milk and human souls trapped in cat bodies

 

Ren: Morgana.jpeg

 

Luz: I don't get it

 

Ren: Morgana is a human person trapped in a cat body

 

Luz: Okay Morgana is making that fear seem dumb now

 

Ren: Nice

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Also milk

 

Luz: I'm lactose intolerant

 

Dwight: I know that feeling, but I feel like there may be deeper fears

 

Luz: I can't think of them at the moment

 

Dwight: So you'll have to adapt on the fly, remember whatever this thing turns into, it isn't real

 

Luz: Alright

 

Luz: Also for after the Grom should I wear A or B

 

Luz: A.jpg and B.jpg

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: B

 

Ren: B

 

Jaune:B

 

Dwight Jaune please don't encourage the onsie

 

Jaune: Y'all just jealous

 

Weiss: I've never seen something like this

 

Shoto: I think I had one as a kid

 

Weiss: Also put me down for A

 

Ruby: A

 

Weiss: Combat skirts rock

 

Ruby: Yeah

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Well also I'll definitely watch the grom fight

 

Peppermint: Our final assault isn't for another week at least

 

Jaune: Wait you guy's are on your final assault

 

Korisca: Yeah, it's key that we take down Roquefort and Kale in one go

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Don't worry guys gals and non binary pals, we got this

 

Uravity: I HAVE LEARNED HOW TO JUDO THROW!!!!!

 

Ryuji: EFF YEAH

 

Deku: I have learnt what floor tastes like

 

Claude: Fucking RI[P Deku

Notes:

Yep next chapter we have Grom, The battle in the Tomb and the stain fight in one night, someone give the kiddos a break

After that we'll move on to Madarame getting shit on and finishing Hi Fi rush's story

 

But don't think thats it for Chai and friends

I have plans for them

Chapter 36

Summary:

Trinity of Fights

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: I have a bit of good news and bad news

 

Uravity:?

 

Deku:  Good news, I'm not breaking bones anymore

 

Ren: FUCK YES

 

Deku: Bad news I'm going on patrol with Gran Torino tonight so I won't be watching the grom fight

 

Luz: it's okay

 

Ren: Yeah, we'll record it for you

 

Claude: Me and Teach ran into Seteth and Flayn just exposed his ass

 

Ren: Wat

 

Claude: She said to teach that Seteth suggested she would be better guarding a coffin

 

Ren: Ironic

 

Link: Indeed

 

Link: Anyways I'm gonna chill around Zora domain until the Grom fight is done

 

Link: Also now I also have a ghost Sidon to help me

 

Sidon: To clarify I am a sage

 

Sidon: I did not die

 

Dwight: Nice

 

Luz: Anyways me and Eda are heading to hexside now ttyl

 

Jaune:Seeya

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Knock em deaad

 

Ren: Deaad:

 

Link:Deaad

 

 

-2 hours later Garreg Mach-

 

"Claude" Dimitri said as they shuffled through tight corridors "Are we really bringing everyone"

 

Claude just smiled casually "I'm certain on this Dimitri"

 

The line of students all followed Byleth, as they neared the entrance she signalled with a hand to hold

 

"They're here" She said "Let's try to position ourselves carefully"

 

Byleth turned to the three house leaders

 

"Edelgard you take the left, Dimitri you take the right, Claude will stay at ranged since I don't like the look of the guy in the middle, everyone else follow your house leader"

 

"Of course" Hubert said 

 

Byleth entered the room with the students tailing behind her

 

"Intruders" One of the mages shouted

 

"That's our line" Claude said as he nocked an arrow "Lets show them the power of all three houses" 

 

 

-Hexside-

 

Luz walked into the arena as weapons from the sides came up, she looked and decided on a sword and shield, attaching glyphs to them. She looked up to see Eda with her scroll recording her.

 

"You can do this Luz" she muttered as a some goop moved forwards and morphed into cat's with human faces

 

She quickly tapped a glyph on the sword causing vines to extend and ensnare the cats, from there she slammed down the fake creatures causing them to turn into goop

 

"What's next" She said as phones screaming about random things flew towards her causing her to raise her shield and swat them away, as they made contact the light glyph went off blinding them allowing her to rush the main form of Gromthesus. However the beast shot out a tentacle that made contact with her head causing her to stagger.

 

"Eww" she said at the coldness of the contact

 

Gromthesus started transforming again into a door

 

"No" Luz muttered as her mother stepped out of the door

 

"Luz where is this, this doesn't look like camp" The fake said "Have you been here all this time.... have you been lying to me all this time"

 

Luz felt petrified and did the only thing she could think of in that moment

 

She ran

 

-Hosu Ciry-

Midoriya jumped from rooftops to rooftops looking through alleyways looking for Iida

 

'Nomus' in Hosu and Iida is here, this can't be good' he thought finally finding an alley where he saw Iida on the ground

 

"SMASH" he shouted as he attacked Stain who was holding a blade over Iida causing him to go flying

 

"Mi... Midoriya" Iida mumbled

 

"Don't worry Iida" Midoriya said as he used his phone and sent an alert to the groupchat  "I won't let you die"

 

Stain chuckled darkly "You think you can save him, he's merely a fake who needs to be purged" 

 

Midoriya stared at the man "That doesn't mean you have to the right to murder him"

 

"You realise" Stain said "The weaker of us will be culled"

 

"Meddling when you don't need to is the essence of a hero" Midoriya simply responded before rushing the hero killer and punching his sword arm to disarm him, however he suddenly couldn't move

 

"What" He muttered

 

"You truly have the heart of a hero" Stain said " However you cannot interfere with my purge"

 

Stain walked up to Iida and once again lined up his blade to skewer Iida before being cut off by a wall of fire

 

"Midoriya" Todoroki said as he walked forward in front of Iida "You should give more details in times like this"

 

 

-Garreg Mach-

 

"DEATH KNIGHT DO SOMETHING" one of the mages shouted

 

"You are not the one I take orders from" The man responded as the mage looking at him as cut down by Dimitri's lance

 

"We must hurry before they get the coffin open" Dimitri said

 

"We're trying here" Edelgard said as she slashed a lance wielding man down 

 

"Focus on combat" Byleth shouted as she ran forward hitting a mage who was about to shoot Edelgard 

 

"No problem Teach" Claude replied hitting a man who tried attacking Ignatz

 

"I nearly got it free" The mage at the casket shouted

 

-Outside Hexside-

 

Luz had her back to a cliff as Gromthesus shapeshifted into a horrid amalgamation of her mother

 

"You are a terrible daughter" The monster shouted

 

"Your not my mom" Luz responded even more scared now

 

Gromthesus started to charge towards her but was cut off by a fireball

 

"Hand's off my student" Eda shouted 

 

"Eda, help" Luz said with relief

 

"It's alright I ha.." Eda began to say before being cut off by Amity appearing

 

"Stay away from her" she shouted at the monster as it retaliated by searching her mind for her greatest fear 

 

Gromthesus turned into a humanoid shape as if walked up to Amity and took a pink piece of paper from her pocket before tearing it in half

 

Luz picked up one half of the note as Amity looked sad

 

"You we're afraid of being rejected... It's okay Amity, would you like to go with me instead" Luz said

 

"Really?" Amity asked

 

"That's what friends do"

 

"SERIOUSLY" a voice shouted from Eda's scroll

 

They turned to Gromthesus

 

"Well if that's settled" Amity said "May I have this dance?"

 

 

-Hosu-

 

The fight against the Hero killer raged on as Midoriya had gotten up again after the quirk wore off

 

"Todoroki, Midoriya this has nothing to do with you" Iida said

 

"Your saying that again" Midoriya asked as the last time Iida said it he told them to abandon him

 

"That's why" iida said standing up "I can't allow you to bleed anymore for me"

 

Stain threw a knife at Todoroki but Iida blocked him 

 

Midoriya seeing this attacked Stain again

 

"Todoroki, can you freeze my legs but leave my exhausts clear" Iida asked

 

Todoroki nodded as he quickly froze his legs and Iida burst forward to help MIdoriya

 

 

At that moment all 3 battles had their final blows delivered as Byleth used the sword of the creator to strike down the leader of the thieves, Luz and Amity defeated Gromthesus with a dance and the 3 hero students took out the hero killer Stain

 

All whilst one person laid back on the crouch annoyed

 

" HOW DID SHE NOT READ THE SIGNS" Peppermint shouted after watching Luz prior

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

God this was a chapter and a half to write

Not too many canon changes here other than the ones established

Chapter 37

Summary:

The aftermath of the prior night

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: I have officially acquired new fren

 

Ryuji: Whom

 

Claude: I'm exhausted from yesterday

 

Ren: Kasumi

 

Ryuji: The first year gymnast

 

Ren: Ye

 

Yusuke: By the way are we sending the calling card soon

 

Ren: Yep we should be set for tomorrow

 

Edelgard: Calling card?

 

Claude: Ren and co can change the hearts of evil people by going into their minds but they gotta send a calling card 

 

Dimitri: I have questions

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Someone gets it

 

Peppermint: So what's the laydown from the tomb excursion 

 

Ren: Oh yeah how'd that go

 

Claude: Teach got a hero's relic

 

Ren: ? 

 

Claude: A extremely powerful weapon from the goddess that only those with the right crest can use

 

Luz: She's the chosen one 

 

Luz: Also I have pictures from last night

 

Luz: Squad.jpg, King.jpg OTTER.jpg

 

Jaune: ONESIE SUPREMACY

 

Weiss: You shouted that in the middle of the cafeteria

 

Jaune: I don't care it's vindication

 

Link: Now I want one

 

Peppermint: Also Luz did you not realise last night what was happening

 

Luz:?

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Peppermint is screaming because something is blocking her from typing anymore

 

Peppermint: I can't say what I wanna say because of {REDACTED}

 

{REDACTED}: Skill issue

 

Macaron: And she threw her phone at the wall

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: On the topic of last night, what was the location ping Midoriya sent

 

Uravity: I haven't gotten an answer either

 

Link: You worried for you crush

 

Uravity: Wait what

 

Peppermint: Why does Link get to point out this shit

 

{REDACTED}: No complaining

 

Deku: Okay to summarise what we can tell you

 

Deku: We can't say shit

 

Tenya Iida: Yes we cannot but I have to apologise for dragging you all into the mess

 

Shoto: It's fine Iida

 

Uravity: Suspicious

 

Ren: Indeed

 

Ann: BTW Ren how we posting the calling card

 

Yusuke: I can sneak in to the art gallery to post them all around the exhibit 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Great idea

 

Ryuji: You ain't even on the board dude

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Justice for the non thieves here

 

Jaune: Make sure you take care when taking those assholes down

 

Eda: Also @Nedzu I'm signing Luz up for therapy

 

Nedzu: Noted

 

Link: Y'all really calling her out like that

 

Nedzu: Is that your way of volunteering yourself 

 

Link: Oh my toaster is on fire gtg

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: DUDE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TOASTER

 

Dwight: What did I come back to

 

Notes:

Poor Dwight not getting to even speak for the most part this chapter, hopefully after the madarame fight and Hi Fi Rush's conclusion he can get more focus

Chapter 38

Summary:

Madarame being defeated of screen, the Unknown enters the realm AND KALE'S FIGHT

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: Oh no a new killer

 

Ren: Fucking RIP

 

Dwight: Didn't you have a heart to steal today

 

Ryuji: Yep, we got em

 

Yusuke: Now I am correct we wait for a change of heart

 

Ren: Yes

 

Deku: Nice, I'm currently heading home

 

Claude: We've gotten our next mission which has kinda annoyed me

 

Edelgard: How so Claude?

 

Claude: We're being sent to deal with another Faerghus problem

 

Dimitri: Yes, Sylvain was going to ask the professor to join temporarily for the excursion

 

Claude: Wanna trade Lorenz so your not down a lance wielder 

 

Dimitri: We have enough thank you

 

Luz: I'm surprised that Chai or Link hasn't been talking 

 

Luz: They're usually the most active

 

Link: In my defense I was running away from a huge dragon 

 

Dwight: How big?

 

Link: Pretty big, smaller than the weird thing I fought at the flying ship, but wayyyyy more dangerous

 

Link: Then again the little squid thing causing the mud in Zora's domain was also harder than that

 

Dwight: Okay

 

David: Oi we just faced the new killer

 

Memelord Meg: IT FUCKING MIMICS VOICES

 

Claude: Damn

 

Memelord Meg: Yep, plus it shoots fucking goo from it's stomach and causes hallucinations

 

David: It's a real piece of shite alright

 

David: Meg got killed but we we're able to grab a new survivor

 

Link: I guess that's a positive

 

David: Considering she knows Mikaela as well, who was recently feeling down

 

Memelord Meg: Wait was her name Sable?

 

David: Yeah

 

Memelord Meg: Oh god that's the girl Mikaela had a crush on

 

Claude: Damn the evil force decided to play matchmaker

 

Claude: Seriously though where is Chai

 

Ren: Yes we need our dumb son

 

Claude: Ain't Chai older than us

 

Ren: Physically yes, mentally debatable 

 

{REDACTED}: If your wondering where Chai is he's currently fighting Kale, owner of Vandalay

 

Ren: WHAT

 

Claude: Did the fucker forget to ask for good luck

 

Luz: Is he doing okay

 

{REDACTED}: Kale has taken control of his brain with SPECTRA whilst 808 is fighting Kale trying to disable the control panel on his arm

 

Dwight: Come on Chai

 

{REDACTED} Wait I have an idea

 

 

 

-In the Vandelay campus -

"Damn cat" Kale growled as he side slapped the insistent cat

 

"COME ON 808" Peppermint shouted as the cat struggled to regain footing

 

"Look's like this is the end of the line" Kale said as he walked up to the cat

 

808 looked at Kale with a smile confusing the man before he felt a pain in his hand

 

"The fuck" Kale said as he looked to see an arrow implanted into his hand, before he could do anything else Chai hit him from behind with a swing causing him to stagger

 

"Don't call it a comeback" Chai said

 

"You know what, let's take this outside" Kale said as they started ascending

 

"Dammit" Macaron said "How are we supposed to help from down here"

 

"We can't" Peppermint responded "But {REDACTED} can"

 

-At the top of the building-

 

"Whatever that cheap ass trick was it won't work again" Kale said

 

"That cheap ass trick is the power of friendship" Chai responded as a blue portal appeared in front of Kale shining a flashlight into his eyes. As he winced Chai went for a sweep attack knocking Kale to the ground

 

Kale tried attacking again only for another blue portal to appear with a massive pillar of ice slamming him into the wall. 

 

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT" Kale shouted as he charged, a third blue portal appeared however he dodged the fire that came from it and twisted to attack Chai, only to be blasted by another portal

 

Kale grimaced as the Elevator started descending again as he kept trying to attack Chai and was deflected by those 'DAMN PORTALS!!!'

 

"Macaron" Chai shouted causing Kale to come out of his thoughts

 

"You ruined this company enough" Macaron said as he and Chai attacked knocking Kale into the air

 

"Come on, Korisca" Chai shouted with a gesture

 

"I can't believe I looked up to you" She said as they continued attacking Kale in the air 

 

"Peppermint!" Chai called out

 

"It's not about Vandelay" Peppermint said as she and Chai unleashed attacks on Kale "It's about family"

 

"And this" Chai said as he and 808 continued their onslaught "Is game over!"

 

Kale went flying to the floor as Chai stood with his friends

 

"Enoughs, Enough, Give us the password" Chai said 

 

"Never" Kale responded before lunging at Chai again

 

As the two men locked weapons sparks flew

 

"Your just a bunch of loser's" Kale growled

 

Chai smiled "Maybe so, but together we're unstoppable"

 

Chai ducked letting Kale see Peppermint supported with a bunch of the portals. She started blasting at him as arrows, ice shards and bullets came from the portals. Not allowing any retaliation Korisca knocked him into the air as Macaron smashed his airborne body into the ground. Kale tried getting up but was met with a swing from Chai knocking him into SPECTRA

 

"Fuck me" he said as he realised what was about to happen

 

Kale exploded as the battle for Vandelay was won

 

Chai had one question

 

"What we're the portal thingies"

 

Peppermint smiled "Remember the work I was doing with Redacted, we were able to create portals that can be used to teleport items between worlds"

 

Chai although usually not the brightest bulb smiled as he pulled out his phone and though

 

'You guys are the best'

Notes:

WOOO HI-FI RUSH IS NOW DONE IT'S MAIN STORY, ONTO THE PLANS I HAVE FOR THE CAST FOR THE OVERALL PLOT

Chapter 39

Summary:

Chai is bullied

Exams are coming

Claude fucking dies

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I'M BACK

 

Luz: Yay

 

Dwight: You took down Kale?

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yep

 

Ren: Now that celebrating is done, now for the killing

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: WAIT WHAT!!!

 

Link: YOU DIDN'T TELL US WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU

 

Claude: Exactly dude, 

 

Deku: The betrayal

 

Jaune: The audacity

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: COME ON Y'ALL

 

Ren: We will forgive you on one condition

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: What

 

Ren: 808 pics

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: uploaded 47 images

 

Ren: Nice

 

Luz: Also we should all meet up with the portals

 

Peppermint: Can't, the portals have not been tested with people let alone would they be big enought

 

Peppermint: However considering I am in charge of Vandelay now I have allocated a side budget to portal tech

 

Ren: Fucking nice

 

{REDACTED}: I also am using the funding I've gotten from my mentor and the world government 

 

Ren: Ew Gubberment

 

{REDACTED}: Yeah they fucking suck

 

Claude: How bad do they suck

 

{REDACTED}: One word

 

{REDACTED} Genocide

 

Link: Aight once I'm finished with my stuff imma go beat them up

 

{REDACTED}: aufufsa NO, THE GOVERNMENT IS WAY TOO STRONG FOR ANY OF YOU'S

 

{REDACTED} Plus we have pirates for that

 

Dwight: Wait aren't pirates evil

 

{REDACTED}:Not all of them

 

Luz: Just like the preconception of witches being evil

 

{REDACTED}: Yep, anyways gtg do stuff

 

Luz: Seeya

 

Deku: Take care

 

Deku: Also we got 4 weeks till our final exams

 

Ren: I think we have a similar amount of time

 

Ryuji: Nah we have an extra week

 

Ren: Nice, also Madarame is holding a press conference later, I'm confident in our success 

 

Jaune: Did someone mention finals

 

Jaune: We have ours next month

 

Pyrrha: That reminds me do you want to study with me Jaune

 

Jaune: Sure

 

Link: "Study"

 

Luz: "Study

 

Claude: "Study"

 

Byleth: Thanks for reminding me Claude, your certification exam is next week

 

Claude: Fuck

 

Hilda: Lol

 

Byleth: You too Hilda

 

Edelgard: The professor seems pretty serious about the exams

 

Claude: You know princess I see you staring at teach from over there

 

Claude: FUCK

 

Dimitri: I think Edelgard killed Claude

Notes:

Yes Edelgard has the hots for Byleth, no it's not mutual

Don't worry Edelgard, there's plenty of fish in the sea and one that may already have a crush on you

Chapter 40

Summary:

Whilst most are studying others cause chaos

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Edelgard:cat.jpeg

 

Edelgard: Ashe and Caspar found a cat and have basically adopted it

 

Dimitri: Ah yes I heard about this from Ashe

 

Peppermint: Running a business is hard ngl, especially since I gotta hire new head of departments

 

Dwight: Oh yeah most of them we're on Kale's side weren't they

 

Peppermint: Yep so I gotta hire a new PR manager, a new production manager and a accountant

 

Peppermint: Mom suggested giving Chai the PR position but he turned it down

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I'm happy enough being a poster child

 

Ren: Studying sucks

 

Claude: Preach

 

Deku: It's not too bad 

 

Ren: My brain is fried so I can't think of a witty retort

 

Link: Hey heads or tails

 

Claude: Tails

 

Link: Going to the desert next then

 

Dwight: Just had an exhausting trial with the blight

 

Memelord Meg: Blight is always exhausting but he's a funny boi

 

Ren: Did you just call a killer a funny boi

 

Memelord Meg: I have become desensited 

 

Deku: Desensitized*

 

Memelord Meg: I will deck you 

 

Uravity: My brain is fried as well, gonna make mochi

 

Ren: Can you send the mochi over here

 

Uravity: No

 

Jaune: What is mochi

 

Uravity: Fucking the food of the gods

 

Jaune: According to my teammate that's wrong 

 

Pyrrha: Nora loves her pancakes

 

Weiss: I bit too much I'd say considering she literally went extra hard in sparring because I took the last pancake

 

Edelgard: Speaking of guilty pleasures

 

Edelgard: I need more 808 pics @Peppermint

 

Peppermint: K

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I can send them too 

 


 

Private group chat VaNdElAy

 

Security head: @ theChai please don't offer Edelgard cat pics

 

Development head: Yeah you already supply everyone else

 

TheChai: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE I don't see the big deal

 

Pepper: Chai trust me on this

 

TheChai: fine

 


Main chat

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Apparently I can't send 808 pics

 

Peppermint: CHAI WTF

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: YOU TOLD ME TOO

 

Peppermint: IN PRIVATE

 

Edelgard: I am confused

 

Claude: oh

 

Claude: OH 

 

Ren: Wassup

 

Claude: Not my place to say

 

Luz: Hi i'm back from sports

 

Willow: Luz challenged my bully to a grugby match, the bully won but we made her look dumb

 

Luz: Heck yeah

 

Luz: Also spill the tea what's happening

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: PEPPERMINT IS TRYING TO SHOOT ME HELP

 

Luz: No

 

Link: No

 

Deku: I'm not getting involved in this

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: ASDFIOHWEIOGFAERWIOBGVUOAWBVAWIOVBAUO

 

 

 

 

Notes:

Give a wild guess to what this chaos is about

Chapter 41

Summary:

Small chapter

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jaune: Okay me and Ruby have a debate that needs settled

 

Ren: What is it

 

Jaune: Who has the cuter pet

 

Jaune: spy.jpeg

 

Ruby: Zwei.JPEG

 

Weiss: Wait Jaune you have a pet

 

Jaune: Back home, but look at that sweet boi

 

Ruby: Zwei is cuter

 

Ren: Gotta agree that Zwei is cuter 

 

Claude: Nah I'm vibing with Jaune's cat

 

Dwight: Cats have been ruined for me

 

Ren: How so

 

Dwight: we do not speak of it

 

Memelord Meg: It is the law

 

Deku: Aren't you two supposed to be studying

 

Jaune: Taking a break, it's important to pace yourself

 

Uravity: That is something Deku does not know how to do

 

Ren: Mood, we had a field trip today and may have had a worrying encounter

 

Ren: We met someone who could understand Morgana

 

Luz: Cool I have a trip coming up

 

Luz: Wait why is understanding Morgana worrying

 

Dwight: Doesn't that mean they've been to that weird mindscape thing

 

Ren: Points to Dwight

 

Ren: But yeah he mentioned delicious pancakes when Morgana was the only one who said it

 

Jaune: PANCAKES ARE DELCIOUS 

 

Pyrrha: Nora just took Jaune's scroll to type that

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I was wondering why Jaune used all caps, he only does that when extremely distressed

 

Claude: You never know, he could have really liked pancakes

 

Luz: True

 

Hilda:GUESS WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND

 

Claude: Anyone but Lorenz

 

Claude: Congrats tho

 

Ren: Hilda just beat us on the dating front

 

Dimitri: That is wonderful Hilda

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Does it count as me being beat if i'm not interested 

 

Claude: I guess not

 

Luz: I'm gonna have to step up my game

 

Dwight: Now now your still young

 

Macaron: Chai do you know why Peppermint is screaming

 

Chai: No clue

 

Luz: Also our fieldtrip is to the emperors castle

 

Link: Isn't your mentor a wanted criminal

 

Dimitri: Excuse me

 

Edelgard: The government there is corrupt

 

Dimitri: Oh never mind then

 

Luz: Yes but I doubt I'd be allowed to go in the first place if that was a problem

 

Link: I have a bad feeling about this

 

Claude: What could go wrong

Notes:

WE HIT 500 KUDOS YAY

Also apolgies for the shorter chapter since some irl things came up

Chapter 42

Summary:

Claude reaps what he sows

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: What a boring Monday

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Preach brother

 

Ren: If I was a worm would y'all still allow me in chat

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Hell yeah

 

Ruby: I have seen the darkness

 

Weiss:Wha

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Who traumatised Ruby?

 

Ruby: So much filth 

 

Weiss: So you saw Blake's books then

 

Claude: I hereby announce I have done something badass

 

Claude: Aka on a recent training outing I hit a dude with a 360

 

Ren: Nice

 

Dwight: I am pissed

 

Ren: Why

 

Dwighr: I had ro face a freddy

 

Dwighr: Aka a chore to go against

 

Memelord Meg: Skill issue

 

Deku: Honestly I'm still worried about Luz

 

Claude: Why?

 

Deku: Because of the whole going into the lions den thing

 

Link: I agree, though it may be ironic coming from me

 

Willow: It's not fine, Luz was captured then used as bait to get Eda captured

 

Gus: She won't take any of our messages

 

Link: shit

 

Ren: Fuck

 

Edelgard: Claude you fucking idiot

 

Claude: What did I do

 

Edelgard: YOU LITERALLY SAID WHAT COULD GO WRONG

 

Edelgard: Everything

 

Dimitri: I agree with Edelgard, you jinxed it

 

Claude: Alright im sorry

 

Willow: Knowing Luz she'll try and stop the petrification tommorrow by herself

 

Link: HOLD UP

 

Link: PETRIFICATION

 

Willow: yes a cruel fate where you are turned to stone

 

Deku: Is there no way we can help

 

Willow: Unless you can get through to Luz but I'm pretty sure she's abandoned her phone

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: fuck

 

Ren: I guess we can only wait bow

 

Dwight: Yeah, she will do it

 

Jaune: I believe as well 

 

Link: GO WIN YOU IDIOT!!!!

 

Claude:?

 

Link: i though we were doing motivational speeches

Notes:

Sorry for a slight cliffhanger but just know that I 100% think Luz is the type to try and take it all on herself

Chapter 43

Summary:

Luz returns and explains what happens

Ren get's blackmailed

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Any news from Luz?

 

Jaune: Unfortunately not

 

Link: I hate feeling useless like this

 

Dwight: We can only wait and see

 

Ren: @Ryuji

 

Ryuji: You ready for the phantom thief meeting I called you about Ren Ren

 

Ren: You just called me when I was in a room with Nijima

 

Ryuji: ugggh

 

Ren: Damn I gotta go cool down

 

Ryuji: Sorry Ren

 

Ren: Nah it's just everything rn

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Damn can we have some hugs for Ren

 

Deku: *hug*

 

Ren: Despite not being real thanks you guys

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Who you calling not real

 

Ren: I meant the hug

 

Ryuji: Not too put more stress on ya dude but what was miss prez's reaction

 

Ren: She wants to verify our justice and wants us to go after someone

 

Ryuji: Shit, I guess that's better than being outright reported

 

Ren: I guess

 

Deku: Honestly I haven't been able to study today

 

Claude: Yeah same

 

Luz: I'm back

 

Link: LUZ

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: NEVER MAKE US WORRY LIKE THAT AGAIN

 

Claude: Ironic there Chai

 

Ren: You don't have much place to talk mr what could go wrong

 

Claude: Is the bruised ego not enought

 

Jaune: Nope

 

Luz: So I rescued Eda

 

Link: NIce

 

Luz: But it cost me the portal home

 

Link: Damn

 

Luz: Don't worry though, I'm sure there is a way back

 

Dwight: True, but why didn't you ask for help

 

Luz:?

 

Dwight: You could asked us for help like how we helped Chai but you went radio silent

 

Deku: Yeah we we're worried about you

 

Luz: I didn't want to drag you into my mess

 

Deku: Luz, Meddling when you don't need to is the essence of being a hero and everyone here falls along that line. We would have been happy to help 

 

Link: True

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Your stuck with us idiots ya know

 

Luz: Thank you guys

 

Luz: Also I got a hit on the emperor

 

Claude: Fuck the emperor

 

Edelgard: I will assume you are talking about the one with Luz

 

Claude: Yes

 

Luz: Anyways what's this about blackmail

 

Ryuji: I gotta go ramen time

 

Luz: Tell me coward!!!

 

Link: Who replaced Luz's cinnamon roll mode with angy

Notes:

Hope your ready for the chapter after the next as we'll be having some new recruits joing

Chapter 44

Summary:

Kaneshiro Crests and Peppermint's bad case of overworking

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: We have no leads on this guy

 

Link: That's rough

 

Ren: Regardless we're going to Shinjuku in order to investigate further

 

Jaune: Cool

 

Deku: I wish you all luck

 

Luz: I need a distraction, any suggestions

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Learn an intrument

 

Luz: Nah not feeling that

 

Dwight: Perhaps we could talk about movies

 

Luz: Do we even have the same movies

 

Dwight: Okay fair point

 

Claude: So I have decided to adopt a classmate as a sister

 

Link: Can you do that

 

Claude: Already sent the adoption papers to my dad

 

Link: Nice

 

Edelgard: Who is your father anyways Claude

 

Claude: I'm not legally required to disclose that information

 

Edelgard: Is it seriously that important

 

Claude: I'd tell you if you answer a question of mine

 

Edelgard: Hmmm an interesting offer

 

Jaune: Honestly all this makes me wanna know myself

 

Edelgard: You have a deal Claude

 

Claude: Nice, my father's name is Rai

 

Edelgard: I have no clue who that is

 

Claude: My turn

 

Claude: So I was able to talk to Lysithea about her condition and I was wondering if you share the same one

 

Edelgard: That being?

 

Claude: A second crest that lowers your lifespan

 

Edelgard: Yes

 

Link: Not to interrupt this juicy information but aren't crests heriditary

 

Claude: Yes but Lysithea mentioned people experimenting on her

 

Dimitri: thats horrible

 

Ryuji: what the eff dude

 

Peppermint: That's not right

 

Claude: Either way, I may have recruited Professor Hanneman to see if he can reverse the procedure, I guess I'll keep you updated

 

Dimitri: I did wonder why your hair changed Edelgard

 

Claude: Either way whoever is behind these experiments makes me worry, especially if they haven't been caught

 

Dimitri: They may have been behind manipulating Lonato and who know's what else

 

Peppermint: this makes me wanna perfect the teleporter even more 

 

Macaron: Remember to pace yourself

 

Peppermint: I am pacing myself

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I saw you sleeping at your computer

 

Peppermint: Traitor!

 

Notes:

Honestly this chapter wasn't gonna be FE focused until Claude brainworm

Chapter 45

Summary:

MOAR ADDITIONS

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren :I have acquired a new teammate

 

Claude: How are you recruiting so fast

 

Ren: I have no clue

 

{REDACTED}: Nice should I start another round of additions

 

Claude: Wait are you timing the additions with Ren getting teammates

 

{REDACTED}: First two we're coincidence but now I just feel Ren gets a consistent teammate so timing them like that is fun

 

Claude: So you decided on it for funsies

 

{REDACTED}: Yep

 

Ren has added Makoto Niijima to the chat

 

Makoto Niijima: Is this the chat for the phantom thieves

 

Ren: Nah this is something else but brb gonna add you to the actual chat

 

Makoto Niijima: Please ignore the previous statement everyone it was a joke

 

Ryuji: Oh they know

 

Makoto Niijima: Wait so you have a bigger support than i thought

 

Claude: If you call people from other worlds as support then yeah

 

Dwight: Trust me I've given up on using my brain in here

 

Makoto Niijima: Wait so there's other worlds out there besides the metaverse

 

Peppermint: Yep, {REDACTED} invented the initial tech but I've been working with them to boost it's power

 

Peppermint: We've reached the stage where we can send small objects so far

 

Makoto Niijima: I see, let me process this for a second

 

Ryuji: No worries fist of the phantom star

 

Makoto Niijima: Do you want to be smacked

 

Ryuji: No

 

Ren: yes

 

Claude: I agree with Ren

 

Ryuji: Why are you agreeing with violence against me

 

Ren: ?

 

Luz: Hey we can add new people

 

Luz has added Amity Blight to the chat

 

Amity Blight has changed their name to Amity

 

Amity: Hello

 

Claude: Welcome to our chaos

 

Link: Gonna save my addition for later#

 

Luz: Amity this was the interdimensional groupchat I talked about

 

Amity: Cool, I'm still stuck in bed

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: What happened?

 

Amity: Broke my leg when playing grudgby

 

Claude: F

 

Amity: F?

 

Luz: It's a internet joke

 

Amity: Oh, should I laugh then?

 

Claude: ahfuashfgh

 

Hilda: You just killed Claude

 

Amity: I am very confused

 

Makoto Niijima: Same

 

Dwight: Welcome to the club

 

Memelord Meg has added Ace Visconti

 

Ace Visconti has changed their name to Ace

 

Ace: Ayyy 

 

Ren: Ayy to you too

 

Ace: Happy to be here, the name's Ace and I'm the resident fun uncle of the survivor group

 

Link: Funcle

 

Ace has changed their name to Funcle Ace

 

Ren: KING KING

 

David: Wassup

 

Jaune has added Lie Ren to the chat

 

Lie Ren has changed their name to Ren from Rem

 

Ren from Rem: Do I need this Jaune

 

Ren: Another Ren our battle shall be legendary

 

Ren from Rem: If we face of one of us will die

 

Ren: Who

 

Ren from Rem: Me

 

Claude: Mood Btw imma let Edelgard choose this time

 

Edelgard has added Dorothea Arnault 

 

Dorothea Arnault has changed their name to Dorothea

 

Dorothea: Hey 

 

Claude:Yo

 

Dorothea: Edie has already given me the lowdown on this thing

 

Claude:Edie huh?

 

Edelgard: It's a simple nickname

 

Deku: I just finished studying are we adding new people

 

Uravity: we should complete the DekuSquad and add our last member

 

Claude: Dekusquad huh

 

Deku: DSIHAIDHAF

 

Uravity: it's our friend group and we all revolve around Deku in a way

 

Deku has added Hitoshi Shinso

 

Hitoshi Shinso has changed their name to Hitoshi

 

Hitoshi: Sup

 

Uravity: Hey Hitoshi

 

Hitoshi: Hey so have I been added to the prestigious interdimensonal groupchat

 

Jaune: Wait we have prestige

 

Claude: I'd disagree

 

Hitoshi: Guess that answers that

 

Link: Your name sounds familiar

 

Hitoshi: Was the only hero course transfer this year, I also got beat up by MIdoriya in the first round

 

Link: Ah that's why

 

Deku: Please stop introducing yourself as someone I beat up

 

Hitoshi: No

 

Deku: WHY?

 

Hitoshi: It's funny

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: kinda is since it sounds like Midoriya beat you with the power of frenship

 

Hitoshi: Deku's quirk isn't super strength it's the power of Frens

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: wait it is

 

Claude: I'm already loving these additons

 

Makoto Niijima: I think I'll lie down and regret my life choices

 

Ren: Do you regret meeting me now

 

Makoto Niijima: It is now up for debate

 

Ryuji: Holy shit Ren just fucking died

 

Ren from Rem: Guess I was wrong on who would die

 

 

 

Notes:

I really wanted to squeeze in more Dorothea and Amity but I rather think they're perplexed and are trying to process things

ALSO WE HAVE HITOSHI

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Chapter 46

Summary:

Blood Moon rising

Exams are nearing

AND OBJECTIIONS

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: Oh no 

 

Ren: What happen

 

Dwight: I think some sort of new twisted event

 

Memelord Meg: IT ALREADY TWISTED CHRISTMAS AND HALLOWEEN WHAT ELSE CAN IT TWIST

 

Dwight: The moon is red

 

Funcle Ace: Yeah just got back from a trial, it's pretty fucking bloody out there, blood was everywhere and we could grab blood to put somewhere else to help us

 

David: I hate how the entity treats this ere like a game

 

Funcle Ace: it at least is a nice change of pace

 

Claude: I guess that's a positive

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Honestly there's a blood joke in there 

 

Claude: Fuck your right 

 

Dimitri: Claude please tell me you didn't do what I think you did

 

Claude: I have no idea what your talking about

 

Dimitri: Sylvain just used the word poggers and despite having no clue what it means I feel insulted

 

Claude: Why am I being blamed for this

 

Jaune: Well not to play devil's advocate

 

Claude: Yeah but this is injustice

 

Claude: YOU HAVE NO PROOF

 

Ren: Damn this reminds me of a game I love

 

Ren: sent objection.jpg

 

Ann: Isn't that from those ace attorney games

 

Ren: Yes

 

Luz: Hey we have those too

 

Luz: Ren do you ship the best pairing

 

Ren: If it isn't Wrightworth I am no longer your friend

 

Luz: YES

 

Luz: They give the vibes of old married couple

 

Deku: What's up 

 

Luz: Ace attorney 

 

Deku:?

 

Ren: A game that's in both me and Luz's worlds

 

Makoto Niijima: I'm gonna ignore those grammar errors as I'm curious what this Ace Attorney is

 

Link: Same

 

Amity: I'M ALSO CURIOUS

 

Peppermint: Smooth mooves

 

Ren: Who wants to describe it

 

Luz: I think you'd be better Ren

 

Ren: So you play as a attorney who just started out, Phoenix Wright and ya gotta go through cases in order to defend your client as well as find out who the actual murderer is

 

Makoto Niijima: that doesn't seem realistic, a lawyer wouldn't have to find who did it, they just would have to prove the person innocent

 

Ren: Yeah the game isn't completely accurate

 

Amity: Sounds fun 

 

Luz: I have my DS with me, we could play it sometime Amity

 

Deku: Exams are next week and we may have a hint on the practical

 

Hitoshi: FML

 

Uravity: Yeah robots aren't the best matchup for you

 

Hitoshi: Don't remind me

 

Shoto:It's robots

 

Deku: According to class 1-b

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Robot bashing, my expertise

 

Macaron: Don't let CNMN hear you say that

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Why didn't we add CNMN

 

Macaron: He literally refused on principal that he may lose any hope in humanity

 

Ren: Like I gotta agree with him there

 

Link: Also y'all I made this abomination of transport

 

Link: pogo:jpg

 

Link: Opinons

 

Jaune: Is that an explosive pogo stick

 

Link: Yes

 

Claude: I fear for you world

 

Link: You should ^-^

 

 

Notes:

Honestly the entire ace attorney section came from the fact I was recently reading Logic and Trickster

 

Also be prepared for more of our favourite non lord black eagle according to popularity posts

Chapter 47

Summary:

Child protection squad

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dorothea: So does anyone have any tea to spill 

 

Ren: Damn you've been in the chat for like 5 days and you already know slang, respect

 

Dorothea: I try

 

Claude: Fun fact Seteth thought yeet was a coded message to use in battle

 

Ren: It very well can be used like that

 

Jaune: I hate studying

 

Ren: Mood

 

Ren from Rem: You have to study and set a good example

 

Jaune: Your right

 

Ren from Rem: It's alright

 

Weiss: Your at least studying, Ruby went to buy a bunch of dust

 

Amity: Dust?

 

Weiss: It's a fuel source that has many applications including combat based

 

Jaune :And Weiss's dad owns a pretty big company of it

 

Weiss: True, once I become head of the company I will push us to a better future

 

Claude: Nice to have ambition

 

Weiss: Thank you

 

Dwight: Yeah this blood moon sucks

 

Link: Is there a blood moon that doesn't suck

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I'm pretty sure there's a song called blood moon

 

Deku: Tomorrow our finals start

 

Uravity: Don't worry Deku we will do it

 

Hitoshi: Just don't break anymore bones 

 

Deku: IT WAS TWO TIMES

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: No I agree with Hitoshi

 

Claude: We all do

 

Tenya Iida: Actually if I recall it was at least four times

 

Deku: This is bullying

 

Tenya Iida: I'M SORRY MIDORIYA 

 

Ren: Pretty sure he's joking

 

Deku: Yeah, that's childs play compared to the insults at Aldera

 

Hitoshi: That is not a brag

 

Dorothea: Who hurt this child

 

Link: that's it I'm getting me mallet

 

Deku: Okay time to punch things

 

Uravity: HEY NO RUNNING FROM YOUR PROBLEMS

 

Memelord Meg: Yeah that's my job

 

David: I can't tell if your serious or just joking

 

Memelord Meg: You'll never be able to tell

 

Notes:

Really wanted more Dorothea in this chapter but struggled to intergrate her into the general flow

 

Also hope y'all are doing good

Chapter 48

Summary:

Plans of attack
and
Plushies

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Uravity: A bit of a problem

 

Hitoshi: Understatement tbh

 

Jaune: What's up

 

Uravity: The exam isn't us vs robots

 

Uravity: It's 2v1 against the teachers

 

Ren: Wait 2 teachers and one student

 

Uravity: No other way round

 

Ren: A tad better

 

Link: Damn whichever group is against that principal of yours is toast

 

Dwight: Yep

 

Nedzu: Oh my your making me blush

 

Deku: I always forget he's in here

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: So how's the matchups looking

 

Deku: I have to face All Might with Kacchan

 

Uravity: I think it's a tad unfair on Deku

 

Hitoshi: Yeah All Might is one thing but with Bakubitch

 

Claude: You can always take a tactical retreat

 

Deku: Well one way of winning is escape

 

Dimitri: Tactical retreats are a good option

 

Edelgard: If communicated

 

Claude: IT WAS ONE TIME

 

Luz: Whats going on

 

Link:Scroll up

 

Shoto: I understand most of the matchups are based on our weakness's 

 

Hitoshi: Yeah I was happy not to face robots until I heard I was going up against Present Mic

 

Uravity:I'm gonna have to sneak attack at this stage in order win with my teammate

 

Claude: Why not do the sports festival tactic again

 

Jaune: Yeah you can find objects to set up as traps

 

Uravity: But wouldn't she see it

 

Tenya Iida: I have formulated my plan with Ojiro

 

Luz: I'm caught up but Ochaco could possibly do both the sneak attack and the suprise attack

 

Uravity: That's a good idea!

 

Hitoshi: I think in our case we're gonna just have to get up close to Mic

 

Shoto: Perhaps I should ask my teammate about strategies 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: You should teamwork makes the dreamwork

 

Dwight: Exactly

 

Ren: Also off topic but my cousin actually got commissioned to make bootleg phantom thief merch from a fan of ours

 

Yusuke: Isn't he an artist?

 

Ren: Yeah but less painting more crafts

 

Yusuke: I see, I've always been interested in different forms of art

 

Ren: I'll get his phone number for you, also he made me a plushie of myself 

 

Ryuji: YO I WAS WONDERING HOW YOU GOT THAT PLUSHIE

 

Claude: Would he make us plushies

 

Ren: perhaps i would have to act as a courier tho and get Peppermint to teleport them

 

Hitoshi: The Dekusquad should have a plush of our leader

 

Deku:aefhuhpowfhoi

 

Ren: Also for reference these are the one's he's done of me and his girlfriend

 

Ren: Ren.jpeg and Naoto,jpeg

 

Makoto Niijima: IS THAT THE FORMER DETECTIVE PRINCE

 

Ryuji: Ain't that currently Akechi

 

Luz: She said former

 

Ren: Yes

 

Makoto Niijima: She's one of my personal idols

 

Ren: I'll let her know that

 

Link: Stop your gonna break her

 

Claude: I think it's too late

 

Deku: I gtg 

 

 

-U.A observation station-

 

"Um sorry about that Kacchan" Midoriya said "What did you wan't to talk about"

 

Bakugo sighed " I asked about our strategy moron"

 

Midoriya looked at him suprised "Your actually asking for my input"

 

"Yes, you damn nerd" Bakugo shouted "Listen I know I used to suck ass but I'm trying to be better so I'm at least willing to hear out whatever crazy plan you have"

 

"Actually this has given me an idea" Midoriya said "But I won't be able to tell you just yet"

 

"WHAT THE FUCK DEKU!"

Notes:

Since Bakugo has started growing a bit earlier I decided to have him actually plan with Midoriya instead of having to decide mid battle to be useful

However its' still Bakugo so don't expect him to stop swearing

Chapter 49

Summary:

Bakugo and MIdoriya vs All Might

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So now are you gonna tell me the damn plan" Bakugo said as they stood in the exam area

 

"Yeah, so we won't be able to deal with All Might head on" Midoriya said

 

"Is that it?" Bakugo said slightly annoyed "YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME WE WERE PLANNING TO  RETREAT TO BEGIN WITH"

 

"Actually no, the plan is to play to their expectations" Midoriya said "Think about it, why did we get paired together against All Might"

 

"Because they're testing our ability to get along I guess"  Bakugo huffed

 

"Exactly, meaning we can use their preconception that we won't work together to surprise them."

 

Bakugo smiled wickedly. "So I pretend to not follow the plan and we suprise them with a quick turnaround"

 

"Exactly, I think the best option overall would be retreat, so if you attack All Might at first whilst I head for the exit, All Might will be forced to stop me. After that we'll frame you as going for another attack only to use your explosions to blast into the safe area" Midoriya said "Does that sound good"

 

"One complaint" Bakugo replied "He's gonna catch on if you just run by yourself, your way too selfless for that, instead maybe after my intial attack with All Might, I feign being knocked out and you 'save me'. Then when he's focused on taking you down I blast my way to the gate"

 

"Great idea Kacchan" Midoriya said

 

"Too be fair I just refined your idea nerd" Bakugo said

 

"Alright lets go" Midoriya said

 

 


"They should be close now" All Might muttered

 

"OUTTA MY WAY ALL MIGHT" Bakugo said as he blasted forwards aiming an attack at the Symbol of Peace's arm only for him to dodge

 

"Rushing in recklessly" All Might said "This exam will test you for the future, so I won't be holding any punches today"

 

All Might countered with a smash sending Bakugo backwards

 

"I ain't a weakling" He snarled unleashing a barrage of explosions

 

All Might frowned as he lined up a punch to pushback the explosive boy, with the shockwave Bakugo was pushed back into a wall. He staggered for a second before falling over

 

"I may have went overboard there" All Might muttered

 

"Kacchan" Midoriya said as he grabbed his teammate and ran 

 

"Don't think I'll let you retreat easily young MIdoriya" All Might said as he ran after the boy, even with the weights he would catch up before they could make it to the gates

 

He watched as his student made a good amount of progress to the gates before he decided to not screw around and smashed the ground causing the boy to trip

 

"Since we're acting like a villian in this scenario, property damage isn't a problem" he said as he used the opening he made to close the gap to Midoriya who was putting himself between Bakugo and himself

 

"I won't lose All Might, we're both going to pass" Midoriya said as he bounced off a wall and attacked All Might from behind

 

"You would have been better to run without your ally" All Might said countering by spinning around and punching Midoriya sending him backwards away from the gate

 

" A true hero doesn't leave others behind " Midoriya said getting up and attacking, with every attack he was countered and knocked back away from the direction of the gates

 

"I'm sorry young Midoriya but I cannot allow you to pass if you both you and your partner didn't work together" All Might said

 

"Bold assumption" Midoriya said smirking

 

"Wha-"

 

"EXPLOSIVE SPEED TURBO" Bakugo shouted as All Might turned around to see the explosive boy blasting away faster than he could catch up, he tried to throw another smash to perhaps slow down the boy but was stopped by Midoriya punching his arm causing him to stumble

 

"Team Midoriya and Bakugo wins" Nedzu announced a few seconds later

 

All Might laughed "You really pulled to wool over my eyes on that on young Midoriya, how did you get young Bakugo to agree to fake unconsciousness"

 

"Oh, well initially the plan was for us to play on your preconception that Kacchan wouldn't retreat but he was the one who suggested the feint" Midoriya said

 

"Well let's head back" All Might said before thinking to himself 'I'm so damn proud'

Notes:

A solely MHA focused chapter today so sorry for anyone who's not too interested in it

Also for clarity the rest of the exams minus a small change in thirteen vs Ochaco and Aoyama are the same

Chapter 50

Summary:

Jaune asks how everyone's day is and a conspiracy begins

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Uravity: Thank you @Luz for the suggestion yesterday

 

Claude: Hey that was my suggestion

 

Uravity: oh my bad

 

Claude: Oh it's fine. Anyways gonna be inactive for a day or so for a mission

 

Claude: Seeya

 

Jaune: So what's happening with everyone

 

Luz: Just working on homework and such 

 

Link: Helping rebuild a village after getting lost

 

Jaune: Oh no what happene

 

Link: Monsters

 

Ren from Rem: I hope the villagers are okay

 

Link: They are but rebuilding is gonna take a week or so

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I have learnt a single song on the guitar

 

Link: Huh you did it faster than I expected

 

Dwight: Nothing new around here in the realm

 

Ren: Thieving and studying just

 

Luz: need some lofi beats

 

Ren: Yes

 

Luz: https://youtu.be/jfKfPfyJRdk

 

Deku: Well the class is planning on going to the mall to gather supplies for our summer camp

 

Hitoshi :I'm gonna buy as much instant coffee as I can

 

Ren: Heathen

 

Hitoshi: Can't make the good stuff 

 

Hitoshi: Also I love Lofi beats to study and relax to

 

Luz: You have it too

 

Ren: same here, I thought it may be different but nah

 

Dwight: Apparently some of the survivors know what that is

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo I also know that

 

Ren: Fucking hell does every world have this

 

Link: I think mine and claude's don't

 

Jaune: Can confirm we have lofi beats

 

Claude: Aight I was about to head but I smell a conspiracy

 

Dimitri: Claude no

 

Edelgard: Claude no

 

Hilda: Claude no

 

Link: CLAUDE YES

 

Notes:

chapter 50 is here

 

*toots kazoo*

Chapter 51

Summary:

Hostages Trauma and movies oh my

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: You know I really miss watching movies

 

Jaune: Damn, maybe we could set up a movie night

 

Luz: YES

 

Link: I'm pretty interested in that idea

 

Ren: I put down my vote for movie night

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: MOVIE NIGHT!

 

Ren: MOVIE NIGHT!

 

Luz: MOVIE NIGHT!

 

DImitri: What is a movie?

 

Ren: I'll explain later

 

Dorothea: From what I've gathered it's similar to an opera

 

Ren: yeah that with usually less singing

 

Dimitri: i see

 

Peppermint:Alright movie night is on our agenda

 

Uravity: Yeah movie night

 

Uravity: Also @Shinso do you know where Deku is

 

Shinso: Nope, I'm at the arcade beating Kaminari's ass at games

 

Uravity: Eh I'll look around for him

 

Claude: Fuck that mission was harsh

 

Dimitri: What happened

 

Claude: I learnt what not having a crest does to someone using a hero's relic

 

Claude: I think i'm gonna have trauma for a while

 

Edelgard: Is everyone safe?

 

Claude: Yep Sylvain and Raphael are a bit banged up but nothing that a few healing spells and rest won't fix

 

Claude: Gilbert got the worst of it but he's fine

 

Dwight: If you need to talk you have us

 

Claude: And hound dog 

 

Peppermint: Still can't believe your world didn't have therapy

 

Ren: Same

 

Ruby: Please save me @ Jaune

 

Jaune: Whats up

 

Weiss: She's overreacting to me forcing her to study

 

Jaune: Well as much as I would love to help I can't 

 

Jaune: I'm currently doing stuff

 

Claude: Is Pyrrha stuff?

 

Ren from Rem: Oh, Pyrrha fainted

 

Jaune: No I'm in Vale buying books... I can't find a good store though

 

Weiss: Blake suggest Tuksons Book Trrade

 

Jaune: Aight

 

Uravity: @Nedzu Shigiraki was at the mall

 

Nedzu: Sending an alert on the hero net now, are you all safe

 

Deku: Yeah he just asks questions and threatened to kill people if we tried anything

 

Uravity: HE ALSO HAD YOU AS A HOSTAGE

 

Deku: I'm fine

 

Tenya Iida: That is not fine!

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: EXACTLY

 

Hitoshi: Dammit Izuku, think of your wellbeing for once

 

Claude: I think that's practically impossible

 

Deku: I was just held hostage and now I'm being attacked by y'all 

 

Dwight: It's because we love you

 

Luz: Yeah

 

Deku: Thanks

 

Nedzu: This is worrying to be honest

 

Nedzu: Perhaps more caution will be needed for the summer camp 

 

Notes:

Izuku is the type of person that says it is what it is to most scenarios

Chapter 52

Summary:

Hang outs

A bonus additon

And movie night plans

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Hitoshi: Hey @Deku wanna hang out

 

Deku: Can't sorry, also why did you post this in the groupchat

 

Hitoshi: Laziness

 

Hilda: My favourite pasttime

 

Hitoshi: Also please don't tell me your occupied with analysis 

 

Deku: For your information I'm not

 

Claude: Have you encountered another villian

 

Deku: No

 

Hitoshi: Fucking doubt

 

Deku: For your information I'm helping a friend

 

Jaune: Nice, what with?

 

Deku: He asked me not to say

 

Dwight: I feel worried

 

Deku:afdauhfuah your all overreacting 

 

Link: No given your track record this isn't 

 

Deku: I'll ask him if it's alright

 

Luz: Speaking of which are we hosting movie night later

 

Link: Wait that's today

 

Dwight: Yes

 

Link: My sense of time is fucked

 

Ren: Wait who's picking

 

Luz: Oh no I forgot to think of that

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I got a killer one

 

Peppermint: No we're not watching that movie again

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: It's a masterpiece

 

Peppermint: We are not watching Detective ferret again

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: :(

 

Ren: I'd say Luz get's to pick

 

Luz: Good Witch Azura it is then

 

Willow: What a twist

 

Amity: I'm excited to see this!

 

Peppermint: Now we know why she picked it

 

Deku: Alright he said it's okay to tell y'all on the condition he gets invited

 

{REDACTED}: Aight that's fine

 

Deku has added Denki Kaminari to the chat

 

Denki Kaminari has changed their name to Discount Pikachu

 

Discount Pikachu: Sup guys gals and non binary pals

 

Hitoshi: What's the secret reason you and Izuku are hanging out

 

Discount Pikachu: Straight to the point 

 

Discount Pikachu: Can't friends be friends?

 

Deku: He asked me for swimming lessons

 

Discount Pikachu : Pikachu suprised.jpg

 

Hitoshi: Wait seriously

 

Discount Pikachu: Yep, alot of people don't want to teach a electric quirk user to swim 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: More reason's why Izuku is based

 

Discount Pikachu: You my good person speak my language

 

Peppermint: Oh no what have we done

 

Link:: I made a boat

 

Claude: Random topic change

 

Link: Eh  I just finished it so I wanted to show it off, it has a cannon

 

Jaune: Link has become a pirate

 

Link: AHOY YE SCURVY LANDLUBBERS

 

{REDACTED}: Wait do pirates over their talk like that

 

Link: Yep

 

{REDACTED} Interesting

 

Ruby: Also @Jaune, Blake asked if you got those books okay

 

Jaune: Yep, dude even gave me a discount since I'm friends with Blake

 

Weiss: I'm not surprised that Blake befriended a book store owner,  I've rarely seen her without a book

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Nerd

 

Discount Pikachu: Nerd

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI and Discount Pikachu have been muted for 2 hours

 

{REDACTED}: Books are cool 

 

HItoshi: Wow Denki was in chat for an hour before being muted, that's longer than expected

Notes:

Honestly this chapter was partially to get across my headcanon that Kaminari can't swim but ended with him being added

Also movie night won't be a stand alone chapter but will be refrenced every so often

Chapter 53

Summary:

Just a normal day

oh wait no Flayn was kidnapped

so much for a normal day

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Go fish

 

Claude: What?

 

Ren: Wrong chat, Was deciding on an activity to do with Ryuji

 

Claude: Oh alright

 

Ren: What's up my dude, no witty retorts

 

Hilda: Flayn has gone missing

 

Luz: Oh no

 

Ren: Now I feel like an ass

 

Claude: It's no problem Ren, I'm just helping investigate

 

Claude: However a good idea may have arrived in my head

 

Claude @Edelgard @Dorothea @Dimitri @Hilda have you guys found any leads 

 

Edelgard: No unfortunately not so far

 

Dorothea: None here

 

Dimitri: Other than a suggestion or two from Felix no

 

Edelgard: You may as well share the suggestions

 

Dimitri: Felix has suggested Jeritiza since his swordsmanship has been off recently

 

Dorothea: Seem's like a stretch

 

Deku: Well guilt could have an affect on his combat

 

Link: True there, 

 

Claude: Aight I'm gonna go confront him

 

Dimitri: Claude at least wait for backup?

 

Claude: Shit

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Wait what does that swear imply

 

Claude: @Byleth I found Manuela injured in Jeritiza's room

 

Byleth: Heading there now

 

Dimitri: I'm also heading there with some of the lions

 

Edelgard: I'll get Seteth

 

Peppermint: Okay I'm gonna go prime my portal tech to see if I can assist 

 

Claude: Aight I'm getting Manuela to the infirmary

 

Byleth: I'll head down after Jeritiza with some of the students

 

Luz: Please be safe 

 

Dwight: Agreed

 

Link: We shouldn't worry, they got this

 

Notes:

Sorry if this chapter was on the shorter end but I also wanted to have it feel like a frantic scramble

I'll most likely summarise the events in the next chapter though I was considering a change from the chat format for it

Chapter 54

Summary:

Conspiracy's Luck and a little bit of Jinxing

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Fuck me am I exhausted

 

Link: Great opening after the whole kidnapping incident, not Flayn is fine or more details, just exhuastion

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Ngl I get Claude

 

Claude: We rescued Flayn, death knight appeared as well as some sort of 'ally' of the kidnappers

 

Dimitri: You put ally in quotes, does that mean anything

 

Claude: I don't get the vibe that they were the ones who directly kidnapped Flayn, rather just their allies

 

Dimitri: That is very presumptuous considering you weren't there

 

Claude: But Hilda, who was the closest to the whole fiasco mentioned how the Death Knight didn't let harm come to Flayn when defending

 

Hilda: Yeah he seemed much more focused on defending Flayn than helping his allies

 

Edelgard: But what good does that information give us

 

Claude: Nothing so far other than theories

 

Hilda: Is this another conspiracy theory?

 

Ren: Fuck I just came back to Claude's  Conspiracy hour

 

Claude :Yes, my belief is that the people who kidnapped Flayn may be connected to the people who experimented on Lysithea

 

Claude: I even asked Lysithea and she said it had merit

 

Dimitri: All the more reasons to be cautious around them

 

Claude: I guess, I feel like I'm missing some key pieces here

 

Ren: Anyways we're sending the calling card tommorrow

 

Link: That's good

 

Discount Pikachu: Calling card?

 

Hitoshi: I'll explain it later

 

Dwight: Either way how's that portal tech going @Peppermint

 

Peppermint: Alright, I think I still have a bit to go before any human testing, aka throwing one of our test robots throigh 

 

Dwight: Cool, 

 

Luz: Guess who's gonna go bounty hunting soon with Eda

 

Jaune: You

 

Luz: Yup

 

Link: Again you all get paid?

 

David: Don't worry, I know the feeling of being broke

 

Memelord Meg: Okay I just want to point out you come from a rich family and your only broke because you keep taking bets with Ace

 

Funcle Ace : What can I say I'm a lucky guy

 

Jaune: Can I have some of that luck for my exams

 

Funcle Ace: Sure buddy

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo can I have some too

 

Dwight: Ace I don't think luck works like that

 

Funcle Ace: Bold assumption

 

Deku: Okay how much should I bring with me to summer camp

 

Ren: Wait hol up

 

Ren: That's still going

 

Deku: Yeah, we've not even been told where we're going in case of a leak, I can bring my phone tho

 

Hitoshi: Would you even get signal out there

 

{REDACTED}: You underestimate my power, 

 

Ren: Just saying something is gonna go wrong

 

Link: you fool now something will definitely go wrong

 

Ren: Ahh but if we jinx it so much it'll go into reverse

 

Peppermint: That isn't how it works! 

 

 

Notes:

Nothing happened, EVER!

Chapter 55

Summary:

Did someone ask for mooooooooooooore REDACTED LORE

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Kaneshiro is fucking done

 

Link: Nice

 

Ren: Fucker attacked us with a massive piggy bank

 

Ren: And we got a briefcase filled with fake money

 

Deku: On the bus going to camp, also you shouldn't use fake money

 

Ren: We can't it's basically monopoly money

 

Dwight: Ah that's one thing I don't miss from the real world, Monopoly

 

Luz: What did monopoly do to you?

 

Dwight: It ended friendships

 

HItoshi: Nice we stopped but I can't see the building

 

Hitoshi: I think we know where this is going

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Nope

 

Ruby: I just made my blade more flexible in it's rotations

 

Claude: Nice

 

Claude: BTW our class officially has a new classmate, being our one and only cinnamon roll Flayn

 

Dwight: Nice

 

Link: So we're just sharing plans again, for me I'm going to a small island where the pirates that attacked this fishing village came from

 

{REDACTED}: Fuck those types of pirates

 

Claude: Wait didn't you mention that not all pirates are evil in your world

 

{REDACTED} Yeah

 

Claude: Can I have details

 

{REDACTED}: I guess, I've only really met one pirate before tho

 

{REDACTED}: Marine presence is common here so pirates usually avoid this place

 

{REDACTED}: That being said the pirate I met had 0 brain cells

 

Peppermint: So like Chai

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: HEY!

 

{REDACTED}: Yeah, was also a real hot head

 

{REDACTED}: fuck unintentional pun

 

Link:?

 

{REDACTED}: Dude has fire powers

 

Link: oh that makes sense

 

{REDACTED}: He told me he was gonna go fight a big shot but he must have changed plans since now he's being pseudo adopted by another big shot who has a track record for adopting

 

Luz: I love the found family trope

 

Ren: Same

 

Ren: Also big news everyone

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Oh?

 

Ren: Deku plush.Jpeg

 

Ren: My cousin made the first of the custom plushies

 

Deku: Nice, though don't send it to me just yet since I'm at training camp and currently running through a forest

 

Ren: wait what

 

Deku: It's our first challenge of training camp, making our way through a forest

 

Hitoshi: With dirt golems

 

Deku: Yes with dirt golems

 

Jaune: Heh sounds familiar

 

Dwight: I know I'm not one to talk but I'm seriously questioning your reactions to that

 

Deku: It is what it is

 

Jaune: It is what it is

 

Link: It is what it is

 

Claude: oh god it's spreading

 

Luz: It is what it is

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: ADNAFUIOF

 

Notes:

God my writing brain is hyped for what's coming up

also sorry about no chapter yesterday, my stummy hurt

Chapter 56

Summary:

A movie watching evening gets interrupted by villains

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jaune: So how is everyone this fine evening

 

Link: Just relaxing at the fishing village, I beat up the pirates

 

Luz: Testing glyph combos

 

Dwight: Do you even need to ask 

 

Claude: My god Dwight is sassing

 

Funcle Ace: He went through a rough trial with the Pig so be easy on him

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I'm currently chilling watching guitar lessons

 

Claude: As soon as Chai gets the guitar skill, he will be unstoppable 

 

Ren: I'm currently playing Shogi with a friend

 

Claude: What's shogu?

 

Ren: It's kinda like chess but with alot of different rules

 

Claude: Now I wanna play

 

Edelgard: Claude you have a problem with board game collecting

 

Claude: I do not

 

Dimitri: No I agree with Edelgard, you spent your entire weekly allowance on a board game and had to rely on the professor to keep you alive

 

Claude: It was worth it tho

 

Ren: Heh

 

Hitoshi: So fucking exhausted

 

Dwight: What's up

 

HItoshi: Training was a nightmare today, my voice is fucking raspy from trying to extend the reach of my quirk

 

Deku: Look on the bright side, we get to do a fun activity 

 

Hitoshi: Izuku, I love you like a brother but I do not find going into a forest to be scared fun

 

Dwight: Never go into a dark forest alone 

 

Hitoshi: Exactly

 

Deku: We'll be fine

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Honestly I wonder when Peppermint will be back with the snacks 

 

Peppermint: We're nearly back

 

Link: Damn snacks sound really good rn

 

Luz: Ooo maybe we could do an impromptu movie night

 

Jaune: I'm down for that

 

Ruby: Yessssssssssss

 

Ren: We gotta wait for the dekusquad to finish their forest of spooks tho

 

Ren: @Deku how long is this spooky forest

 

Luz: Who gets to choose the movie

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Dibs on it

 

Peppermint: Vetoed

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Mean

 

Korisca: No I'm with Peppermint

 

Ren:@Deku

 

Link: I'm down for anything

 

Dwight: Huh is the cinnamon roll not responding

 

Claude: I may gather the deer for the movie tonight

 

Ren: Damn not I'm getting worried

 

Luz: Maybe he turned off his phone

 

Ren: Or left it to prevent it from being damaged when he gets scared

 

Hitoshi @Nedzu THE CAMP IS UNDER ATTACK

 

Nedzu: I'm calling reinforcements 

 

Ren: fuck fuck fuck

 

Dwight: How did they find them

 

Nedzu: I have no idea

 

Peppermint: Fuck we just got back too

 

Link: Shit this aint good

 

Claude: Fuck why does this always happen to our squad

 

Ren: Preach brother

 

Peppermint: @CHAI CHAI CHAI Where the fuck are you

 

Macaron: Peppermint I think I know where Chai is 

 

Peppermint: Tell him to get his ass back here because I'm gonna need him and 808 so I don't panic

 

Macaron: There's one problem

 

Ren: First Izuku now Chai what the fuck is going on

 

Dwight: Fucking same

 

Hitoshi: Fuck I didn't realise but Izuku went off on his own

 

Peppermint: THAT IDIOT, IT'S NOT TESTED YET

 

Ren: What did Chai do?

 

 

-The forest camp-

 

"I won't let you hurt Kota"  Izuku said as he punched the villian back

 

"Heh that almost tickled" the villain scoffed "Before I was just playing, now I should get serious"

 

The villain pulled out a cover for his missing eye

 

"Playtimes over kid" the villian growled as he lunged at Midoriya

 

Izuku braced for the attack to protect Kota

 

"NO YOUR OVER!" A shout came 

 

Izuku looked as the villian was knocked back with a swing from a metal club shaped like a guitar

 

"What type of psycho attacks a kid" came the voice again

 

"Chai?" Izuku asked as the man turned around

 

"In the flesh" Chai said as he winked. The ground shook as the villain got up

 

"Another person to fight huh, I'm actually getting excited" he said

 

"You screwed up big time" Chai said

 

"Oh, how so?" the villain said with sadistic glee in his eyes

 

Chai held out his weapon as it collected scrap from a backpack he was wearing

 

"You messed with my bandmates, So I'm gonna make sure you don't see the encore!"

 

Notes:

I have one thing to say about this chapter

CHAI CHAI CHAI

Chapter 57

Summary:

Chai and Izuku face Muscular

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Izuku!" Chai shouted as he parried an attack from Muscular "Can you get the kid to safety"

 

"No the way back is blocked by him" Izuku replied

 

Chai grimaced as he narrowly dodged a punch from the bloodthirsty killer

 

"STOP MOVING" Muscular shouted as he tried hitting Chai again

 

"Nah I go to my own beat" Chai said inwardly laughing at his own pun

 

Muscular smiled but not at the joke, Chai only had a few seconds to realise why before Muscular dashed past him aiming for Kota and Izuku

 

"WATCH OUT" Chai shouted as the man barrelled towards Izuku, he lunged at the boy with killing intent, however the man was staggered by Kota blasting him with water in his eye

 

"Little shit" He said "I'll kill you like your mom and dad" 

 

Muscular quickly switched targets for the young boy however was stopped as Chai slammed his side with his guitar causing the man to stumble backwards

 

"LET'S FINISH THIS" Chai shouted to Izuku who nodded before rushing at Muscular 

 

"20% DETRIOT SMASH" Izuku screamed as he landed an uppercut causing him to be launched into the air

 

"COMPRESSOR SLAM" Chai shouted as he slammed the guitar downwards causing the villain to crash into the ground.

 

Muscular tried to get up but was met by the sight of the two heroes rushing towards him

 

"SMASH HIT" They both shouted as they both impacted the villain sending him into the cliffside wall and knocking him out

 

"Jeez" Chai said "That guy was a pure psycho" 

 

He didn't have time to respond before Kota hugged Chai

 

"Thank you both" he said crying in relief

 

Chai had no idea what to do at that moment instead just patting the boy's shoulder

 

Izuku was the first to speak up

 

"We should get Kota back to camp"


 

Chai nodded as Izuku scooped the kid up. They ran for a bit before Izuku decided to ask the big question

 

"How did you get here Chai?" Izuku asked

 

Chai looked super guilty as he scratched the back of his head 

 

"I may have used Peppermints untested teleporter" He said with a peace sign

 

"THAT'S INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS" Izuku exclaimed 

 

"IT WORKED!" Chai rebutted as they continued running. They we're getting close to the camp when Chai was suddenly wrapped up in a strong scarf

 

"Who the hell are you" The gruff voice questioned as Chai struggled

 

"Mr Aizawa!" Izuku said with relief

 

"Cm breemth" Chai said beneath the scarf, as he had somehow caused the capture weapon to go over his mouth despite Aizawa not aiming for his head

 

"I'm guessing he isn't one of the villians" Aizawa said tugging the scarf so the man could  breath again

 

"No it's Chai from the groupchat, he took an untested teleporter to help because Shinso mentioned the attack to Nedzu"  Izuku replied

 

"That seems highly reckless" Aizawa sighed letting the man go "But if your here now we can use your help"

 

"No problem" Chai said with a thumbs up as he was still regaining his breath

 

"Mr Aizawa please take Kota back to the camp,  I have to go tell Mandalay that the league is targeting Kacchan" Izuku said

 

Aizawa looked like he wanted to argue but just sighed "Fine but tell Mandalay that I give permission for students to fight. They're targeting the students and we may not be able to reach everyone in time"

 

Izuku nodded as he started running towards the area where Mandalay and Tiger were.

 

"Chai" Aizawa said "Please keep them safe"

 

Chai nodded as he followed Midoriya 

 

 

Notes:

Felt like that was a good place to end this chapter as we've now officially entered a part of the arc i like to call

Invaders Must Die

 

Also Chai is gonna be in for an earful when he gets back

Chapter 58

Summary:

Content warning for Bakugo level swears

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Izuku charged through the bushes in the forest, single-mindedly going towards the starting area. Chai was close behind but had gotten his scarf torn by the constant tree branches making him look worse for wear

 

"It's just here" Izuku said as they ran out of the clearing to see two sets of opponents fighting each other. 

 

"Your not a real hero!" A scaled man said whilst swinging a weapon made from an absurd amount of blades. His opponent dodged as he used the momentum from each miss to prevent his opponent from retaliation. The man was  about to finally hit the hero when his weapon met with resistance, the blades that made up the weapon started curving and flying away.

 

"HIBIKI" Chai shouted as he swung his guitar around horizontally hitting the villain multiple times. 

 

Izuku on the other hand landed a punch on the villain fighting Tiger causing the woman to be sent back

 

"Mandalay, Kota is okay!" Izuku shouted "And Mr Aizawa gave me an order to say all students are allowed to engage in combat, tell everyone with telepath"

 

Izuku then had to dodge an attack from the villain beside him

 

"Also one of the targets of the villain is Kacchan" Izuku said as he rolled 

 

"Who's Kacchan" Mandalay asked

 

"Bakugo!" Chai shouted as he blocked an attack from the scaled villain 

 

"And who are you!" 

 

"Not the time Mandalay" Tiger shouted

 

Mandalay nodded as she used her quirk to send out the message

 

"Me and Chai will head into the forest to try and help" Izuku shouted as he started to make his way to the trail's entrance. The villain locked with Tiger tried to break off her fight however Tiger prevented her from breaking out of the combat. 

 


 

"Izuku, do we have a plan" Chai asked

 

"Not really, just make sure Kacchan can't get captured"

 

"I can live with that" Chai replied only for their path to be blocked off by a wall of shadow. Izuku was then tackled by someone else before getting hit by the shadow

 

"Shoji!" Midoriya tried shouting but was cut off by the boy with multiple arms 

 

"Tokoyami has lost control of dark shadow we need to be quiet" Shoji said as they hid behind a tree

 

"One problem with that" Izuku said as he gestured to Chai who was still standing in the open, a rhythmic beat coming from him

 

"I'll lead him away" Chai shouted as dark shadow tried attacking him again. He dodged and started running away with dark shadow following

 

"Shoji can you find where Todoroki, Kacchan or Aoyama is" Izuku asked

 

Shoji nodded as he used his arms to create additional ears "Bakugo and Todoroki are not too far from here"

 

"We need to lure Dark shadow towards them to weaken it" Izuku explained

 

Shoji nodded as they ran in the direction of Todoroki and Bakugo


 

"Dammit" Bakugo snarled "Of fucking course I'm ambushed near all these trees. ICYHOT KEEP UP THE FREEZING"

 

"Alright" Todoroki said creating another wave of ice that was shattered by the metal spikes

 

"FLESH!" the villain, who Bakugo recognised as Moonfish, screamed

 

"FUCK YOU CREEPY BDSM FUCKER" Bakugo shouted letting off a small explosion 

 

"KACCHAN!" came a voice Bakugo knew

 

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE DEKU!" Bakugo shouted

 

"Dark shadow is out of control and we need light to get it back under control" Izuku said

 

"Alright but where is the fuck-"

 

"INCOMING" A voice that Bakugo did not recognise came as he turned to see Chai running at full speed towards them

 

"FLESH!!" Moonfish screamed as he focused on Dark Shadow

 

Bakugo was about to light up before Todoroki stopped him

 

"Let him take out Moonfish first"

 

Bakugo nodded as the villain was helpless to stop the rampaging quirk from slamming him into the ground rendering him unconscious 

 

"NOW!" Todoroki shouted as they used both their quirks to create a pillar of light causing the shadow to shrink. It didn't take long for Tokoyami to regain control after that.

 

"Thank you" He muttered clearly exhausted from dark shadow's rampage

 

"Sorry" Dark shadow also offered

 

"No problemo" Chai offered

 

"OKAY CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THE FUCK IS THIS IS" 

 

 

Notes:

Chai really can't get a fucking break here

Chapter 59

Summary:

Invaders must die arc finale

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"The name's Chai" Chai responded to the sudden question of who he was

 

"THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!" Bakugo shouted before Todoroki clicked his fingers

 

"Your in the group chat" Todoroki stated

 

"Yep" Chai responded

 

"You know what I'm gonna stop questioning shit right now" Bakugo groaned 

 

"So what now?" Tokoyami asked

 

"We should get back to camp, Bakugo is a target so we need to get him to safety" Todoroki said

 

"Fucking hate it but Icyhot is right" Bakugo responded

 

"Cutting through the forest will get us there faster and will allow us to avoid the fighting in the starting area" Izuku muttered

 

"Let's go then" Chai said as they started to make their way through the forest

 




 

The group had walked for about ten minutes before the noticed people fighting in the clearing

 

"Uraraka" Shoji shouted as a blonde girl jumped away and retreated

 

"Shoji, everyone!" Tsuyu said from the side

 

"Uraraka your hurt!" Izuku said

 

"I can still walk, don't worry" she responded

 

"SO MEAN" a voice shouted from behind

 

The group turned to see Tokoyami and Bakugo missing and Chai with his weapon out to face a new assailant

 

"Don't worry, I'll take good care of your friends" The man said before seemingly disappearing into one of his own marbles and launching away

 

"After him!" Chai shouted

 

They ran after the masked man who was leaping between the branches of the trees now 

 

"Uraraka, make us float" Izuku asked "Then Asui throw us as far as possible with your tongue"

 

The two girls nodded as she touched each of the boys

 

"This is weird" Chai said as he was suddenly wrapped in a tongue "Nope this is weirder" 

 

Tsuyu then used her tongue to throw the gravity-less boys at the fleeing villain. As soon as they we're about to hit Uraraka stopped her quirk causing them to gain their gravity again

 


 

As soon as they landed the four boys realised that they we're in front of some villians

 

"I know these kids, Who the hell are they" a man asked

 

"Get out of the way Compress" a scarred man said

 

" Alright" he replied shrinking into a marble again

 

The scarred man then unleashed a wave of blue fire towards the group causing them to have to dodge out of the way

 

"Let's retreat" Chai said "i have them" 

 

Chai showed the marbles that he'd grabbed from Compress's pocket

 

"Dammit" Compress said

 

Dark wispy portals started appearing

 

"We've got to extract" the scarred man just said

 

"Fine" Compress said in a weirdly pleasant tone "Oh and just so you know the first rule of magic, Misdirection!"

 

Compress then took off his mask to show two marbles in his mouth. However as he did that he was shot by a laser from the bushes causing he marbles to go airborne, Everyone reached for the marbles with it ending with the hero's having one and the villain having the other

 

"Confirm it Compress" the scarred man said

 

The marbles released both boys with Tokoyami safe and Bakugo in the grip of the scarred villain. They retreated into the portal and Bakugo said one thing before dissapearing

 

"Don't come, Izuku" 

 

Notes:

Sorry Bakugo it's a canon event

Chapter 60

Summary:

MORE PLOT

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-2 days later-

 

Izuku walked down the halls of the hospital 

 

"Yo Midoriya!" Kirshima shouted "You here to see Yaoyorozu too?"

 

Izuku turned to see his classmate with Todoroki

 

"I'm actually here to see Chai" Izuku said "I didn't know Yaoyoruzu was here too"

 

"Did Chai get injured?" Todoroki asked

 

Izuku shook his head

 

"He's in quarantine to make sure the dimension hopping doesn't have any negative side effects. He doesn't get out for another 30 minutes however so I may go see Yaoyorozu too"

 

Kirishima smiled, it didn't take long for them to find where their classmate was. As they arrived the heard talking from the room

 

"With the help of Awase from class B, I was able to attach a tracking device to one of the villains"  Yaoyorozu said from inside the room "You can use this device to track the signal"

 

"Thank you young Yaoyorozu" All might replied

 

The eavesdroppers were about to leave when

 

"Guess who got out 20 minutes early"

 

izuku turned to see Chai looking cheery

 

"You can stop eavesdropping young Midoriya" All Might said from the room

 

Izuku groaned 

 

"My bad" Chai said

 

As they filed into the room All Might looked at them before sighing

 

" I can already guess you three will want to ask young Yaoyorozu for a tracking device to help on your own" All Might stated

 

"Oh that is a good plan" Kirishima said before realising what he said and panicking "Not that we were gonna do anything"

 

"Your not in any trouble... but I do have an offer" All Might replied "Knowing that you will most likely do something rash, the best thing I can do is at least make sure your not in too much danger. If you wish to help you can be a part of the backup squad on the raid tonight. You won't be allowed to engage in combat however you will be allowed to help via rescue"

 

Izuku looked at the other two boys and nodded

 

"We'll accept that" Izuku said

 

"That applies to whomever is in your groupchat too" All Might added "By the way according to Nedzu they are worried about you in there"

 

Izuku looked guilty "I have been focused on the camp huh"

 

All Might patted Izuku on the shoulder before turning to Chai who was leaning against the wall in an attempt to look cool

 

"Can I have a word with you Chai"

 

"Sure" Chai responded as he followed the number one hero

 

As they walked All Might spoke again

 

"I'm inviting you to help in the raid as well, you will be given a temporary pro status in order to do so legally" 

 

"Cool" Chai responded "So is there a plan?"

 

"We'll talk it over before the raid, I'll get someone to pick you up" All Might said

 

 

- 5 hours later-

 

"What are kids doing here" Mt lady asked as Izuku walked in with Kirishima, Iida, Todoroki and Uraraka

 

"They're here to help with rescue in case of damage" Tiger responded calmly

 

"Oh... this doesn't seem to be the best place for interns" Mt Lady responded

 

Gran Torino smiled "It's probably just to prevent them from going to try and rescue their friend on their own"

 

All Might entered the room at that moment followed by four other people

 

"Who's the new people All Might" Gang Orca asked

 

"It may not be publicly known but U.A has been in contact with other dimensons" the other pros started muttering "And recently one came to our aid during the training camp attack"

 

"Yo" Chai said

 

"So for the raid we have gained some allies from those worlds" All Might said before gesturing to the group behind him

 

"Byleth, the Ashen demon" he gestured to the blue haired woman with a glowing sword

 

"Glynda Goodwitch, vice-headmistress of Beacon academy"  he gestured to a blonde woman with glasses

 

"Link, Hero of hyrule" he gestured to a blonde man who was eating some food

 

"and Chai" All might finished

 

"Way to make me feel lame" Chai muttered

 

"Sorry I couldn't think one up" All Might said "Either way we'll take transport to each location, squad one will take Byleth and Glynda whilst squad two will take Chai and Link"

 

All Might's smile hardened

 

"Let's show them what happens when you mess U.A"

Notes:

Did you see that one coming

Chapter 61

Summary:

Raid arc raid arc raid arc

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Team 1 is in position" All Might said over the comms

 

"Team 2 Is also in position" Best Jeanist responded

 

"Let the raid begin" All Might said before looking at Edgeshot "Make the distraction"

 

Edgeshot knocked on the door

 

"Pizza delivery" he shouted signalling the attack's start. At that moment All Might burst through the wall to see all the villains standing there

 

"Kamui, Goodwitch now!" All Might shouted as half the villains we're wrapped in wood vines and the other half binded by telekinesis 

 

"A tree" The scarred villain sneered before starting to ignite only to be cut off by a kick from Gran Torino

 

"Don't be impatient" Gran Torino said venomously "It would be in your best interest to stay put"

 

"You can't run anymore League of Villains" All Might declared "Because we are here"

 

"Right after the conference, Don't tell me this was planned" Mr Compress said

 

"You've safe now young Bakugo" All Might said walking up the boy 

 

"I wasn't scared, but thanks" Bakugo said with a hint of relief

 

"Why is the final boss here already" Shigiraki growled

 

"This isn't a game" Glynda said with a grimace 

 

"Fine then, KUROGIRI BRING THE BACKUP" Shigiraki shouted

 

"I can't" Kurogiri responded "They're not there"

 

 

-The Nomu Hanger-

 

"The facility is under our control" Best Jeanist said into his comms as he focused on holding the Nomu's in place

 

"Ragdoll" Tiger muttered as he held his kidnapped colleague in his arms. He was met with a sympathetic stare from Link who had pinned multiple nomu's down with metal using ultrahand

 

-The villain's bar-

 

"It's over now Shigiraki!" All Might said "Where is the real mastermind"

 

"Shut up" Shigiraki muttered

 

He started struggling like a wild animal

 

"ALL MIGHT" Byleth shouted from the sidelines

 

"I HATE YOU" He screamed as black goo like portals appeared with more Nomu inside

 

"Impossible Kurogiri is still unconscious" Edegshot said 

 

Glynda immediately tried to stop them from coming through but the vast amounts we're too much and they started spilling into the bar. All Might could only look as the black portals took away the villains and Bakugo

 

"NOOOO!" He shouted as he clenched the air where Bakugo once was

 

"All Might" A voice came over the comms "The villains teleported to site B along with what I think is the boss"

 

"I'll be right there" All Might said "Everyone else control the area, I'm going after him"

 

"Take me with you" Byleth said as the pro nodded picking her up and leaping away 

 

-Nomu Hangar-

 

"Hmm I thought I knocked out everyone with that attack" a faceless man said "I must be getting sloppy"

 

All For One smiled under the mask

 

"A mere swordsman is standing up to me" he laughed "I'll grant you a quick death"

 

Link wish he wasn't mute at that moment if solely to curse out the villain, he dodged out of the way of a piercing attack. Link noticed the portals that arrived depositing the rest of the villains a short distance away

 

"You failed again Tomura" he said ignoring Link "Don't worry, you can always try again, that is why I am here"

 

"Sensei" Shigiraki said as his Sensei went to touch him only to be cut off by an arrow whizzing past him

 

"Arrows?" All for One chuckled "Really?" 

 

The swordsman stood before raising his hand, the arrow came backwards and struck All for One in the head making him chuckle

 

"A interesting quirk indeed" All for One muttered before closing the distance on Link who dodged last second and swung his sword cutting the man's hand off, only for him to regenerate it a second later. Link tried slicing again but was caught by the neck by All for One

 

"A valiant effort but I'll be taking that power now" All for One said before he started using his quirk, only for it to not work "Hmm, this has gotten even more interesting, just who are you?"

 

"ALL FOR ONE!" A voice shouted causing All for One to turn around to see a fist "SMASH!!!"

 

The villain laughed at the punch "You are getting old All Might" 

 

"Bold words from the man who has lived lifetimes" All Might growled. All for One continued dodging All Might's attacks before he felt a sharp pain from behind. He turned to see a swordswoman this time, who had sliced his back with a glowing swords.

 

"You bring the renaissance fair All Might" All for One said as he used a combination of quirks to blast away Byleth

 

At that moment whilst All for One was distracted a wall burst open and a giant ice ramp appeared. Moments later a group of teens launched off the ramp

 

"COME!" Kirishima shouted

 

Bakugo who was trying his best to evade the villains smirked before letting lose a giant blast and propelling himself up to the group

 

"You stupid or something" He said as he made contact with Kirishima's hand all the while smiling

 

Back on the ground the villains hurried to reach the group using Magne's powers to launch Mr Compress but as soon as he started gaining some height.

 

"DON'T YOU DARE" Byleth shouted using the sword of the creator to grab Compress's leg and slam him down onto the ground

 

"Lets try again" Magne said but was then knocked out by Chai

 

"Guess I don't have to babysit anymore" He snarked 

 

All for one growled as he used his quirks to activate Kurogiri's and Magne's quirks once more 

 

"Sensei" Shigiraki shouted as he started getting pulled towards the portal with the rest of the league

 

"Tomura, you must keep fighting" All For One said as he watched his pupil be pulled into the portal 

 

All Might launched more attacks at the villain but was blocked repeatedly.

 

"Poor All Might" he teased "You reaching your limit aren't you" 

 

All Might scowled "That doesn't matter"

 

All for One laughed as he dodged another arrow shot by Link "And haven't you learnt not to fight me with others, after all"

 

All For One rushed towards Chai and gripped him by the throat

 

"I'll deal with them like your mentor" He said as he tried to squeeze the life out of the man but was quickly cut off by Byleth using her sword to cut his hand before she herself collapsed from exhaustion.

 

"I WON'T LET YOU TAKE ANOTHER LIFE" All Might roared as he swung at the villain knocking him back

 

"Poor simple All Might" the villain teased "Always so easy to anger, I wonder would you lose control once I tell you what I did to your mentor's family after her death"

 

All Might looked distraught

 

"It wasn't too hard to find them, I would have simply killed them you know but fate had other plans, imagine my surprised when the grandson of Nana had turned his family to dust" he said with sadistic glee. "How easy it was to shape him into my apprentice, even a simpleton like you can connect the dots can't you" 

 

All Might fell to his knees 

 

"Let me finish your sad existence" All for One said as he powered up and attack

 

"DON'T GIVE UP ALL MIGHT" A voice shouted

 

All Might looked to see a civilian partially trapped under rubble

 

"That's right, the reason I fight is to protect the smiles on peoples faces" All Might muttered as All for One rushed towards him

 

"SO I WON'T DIE HERE" All Might shouted as he collided his fist with All for One's fist

 

"You truly are weak" All for One said

 

"Maybe I am" All Might said "But I'm not alone"

 

"OVERDRIVE SLASH!"

 

All for One staggered as his back was slashed by Chai and Link 

 

"THIS IS THE END ALL FOR ONE" All Might said as he put everything he had into the next punch

 

"UNITED WORLDS OF SMASH!"

 

All for One tried his best to withstand the power but was unable to keep up as his face was slammed into the floor and he lost consciousness

 

The battle was won  

Notes:

You know I was gonna break this up better but I couldn't find a good place to stop so I just wrote the entire fight

Chapter Text

Ren: Damn I'm getting tired of sitting around for news on the raid

 

Jaune: Same

 

Luz: Well I encountered a horrifying sight

 

Ren:?

 

Luz: I am not sharing

 

Dwight: Probably for the best

 

Memelord Meg: I really can't wait for more info

 

Funcle Ace: I get ya, plus with this portal shenanigans working I'm pretty sure everyone here is ready to leave

 

Peppermint: Problem is we can't return you to your original worlds 

 

Funcle Ace: Frankly I doubt anyone is too hard stuck on that

 

Memelord Meg: Whilst I want to get home, I would happily wait in one of your worlds compared to this nightmare

 

Peppermint: Fair, as soon as Chai gets back

 

Nedzu: I have good news

 

Claude: The raid was successful?

 

Nedzu: Yes the mastermind is captured and Bakugo is safe, the only loose end is the rest of the league who were able to escape but the police are already working on it

 

Nedzu: In terms of injuries it was mostly our hero's that took the brunt of it, however Byleth did end up collapsing in exhaustion. We are monitoring her health at the hospital

 

Claude: Damn Teach probably has magical exhaustion

 

Nedzu: I would like to request a ambassador from your world as well to cover our press conference on the raid, there are people curious as to the unknown heroes 

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Yo do I gotta do that

 

Nedzu: Unless you have someone else to take it in your stead

 

Peppermint: I'll come over too, I don't trust Chai to be accurate

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Me neither

 

Claude: Seteth is gonna represent us 

 

Ozpin: I will also be coming to represent Remnant

 

Dwight: What about the worlds that didn't partake in the raid

 

Nedzu: We won't need representatives but we will be acknowledging your worlds and the reasons why you couldn't send assistance

 

Ren: Thank fuck

 

Nedzu: Also I'm looking into dorms for the students of U.A, I did notice the possibilty of people from your world escaping @Dwight

 

Dwight: Sure, are you looking for people to hire

 

Nedzu: Possibly

 

Funcle Ace: You should get Felix on the case, dude used to be a bigshot architect 

 

Nedzu: Excellent, regardless I should prepare our staff for the press conference 

 

 

-U.A's second press conference-

 

"Now I understand people have been curious about the additional heroes we recruited for the raid, that is partially why we have made this second press confrence" Nedzu announced "U.A has been in contact with other worlds due to a experiment involving one of our students, from there we were able to communicate with our allies and ask for aid. As such I will invite representatives from four of the worlds to speak at this panel"

 

Ozpin, Peppermint, Seteth and Link walked into the room and sat down on chairs, with Link being followed by an interpreter

 

"Now questions" Nedzu asked

 

"Tokyo news" One reporter asked "Can we have more info on these worlds"

 

Nedzu smiled before gesturing to Ozpin

 

"My name is Professor Ozpin, Headmaster of Beacon academy. The world I come from is named Remnant where we have similar hero like occupations named hunters. This is to combat Grimm, soulless creatures that prey on out world"

 

Seteth spoke next "I am Seteth, I am a second in command in the Church of Seiros. I come from Fodlan"

 

Peppermint sighed "My name is Peppermint Vandelay, I am the head of Vandelay robotics as of recently. My world isn't too different from this besides no quirks and better tech."

 

Link smiled before signing to the interpreter

 

"My name is Link of Hyrule" The interpreter relayed "I am a Knight with the sworn promise to protect the lands from the forces of darkness"

 

"Kyoto Daily" another reporter asked "Is there any more worlds"

 

"Yes" Nedzu said getting murmurs from the crowd "They however were not in a position to send aid, frankly one of our next goals is to rescue people from one of the worlds"

 

The crowd kept talking as more and more questions were asked ranging from the motives of each world's reason to aid them and what would happen next. After two hours of questions the conference ended. 

 

"By the way Principal Nedzu" Seteth asked "Rhea asked for an update on Byleth"

 

"Of course, we'll take you to the hospital where she is" Nedzu replied

 

As the other two walked off Ozpin sighed 

 

"I feel like with all the chaos going on all of our students need a break, perhaps I could do something about that?"

 

Peppermint chuckled "You know you said that out loud"

 

Ozpin simply smiled "Apologies just thinking to myself"

 

Peppermint smiled as she set up her tech to teleport Link back to Hyrule and then herself back to the hideout

 

-Mustafu General Hospital-

 

"It's most likely magical exhaustion" Seteth said as he looked at Byleth sleeping. "I'll tell Rhea she may need a day or two off"

 

"That's reasonable" Recovery Girl said "Now about the X-Rays"

 

"What's an X-Ray" Seteth asked

 

"A scan of the body that creates an image of the inside of the body" Recovery girl explained "Now are hearts in your world usually this shape"

 

She held up the X-Ray as Seteth frowned

 

"No they're not, Wait" He looked closer "Sorry I must leave to talk to Rhea"

 

Nedzu looked interested "Is anything wrong?"

 

Seteth looked grim "With Byleth no but I believe Rhea has been keeping things from me"

 

 

-New hideout of the League of Villians-

 

"DAMN DLC CHARACTERS" Shigiraki growled "Our plan may have worked if not for them"

 

"So what now" Dabi asked

 

"Should we try infiltrate them, I'm good at that " Toga said

 

"No" a voice from the shadows came causing the League to be on edge

 

"Who are you?" Shigiraki asked

 

The figures stepped forward to reveal a robot and a woman in a red dress

 

"Someone else who has been screwed by those shits" it said "The name is Kale, my associate here is Cinder. I think we may be able to work together "

Chapter 63

Summary:

The survivors escape the realm and Ozpin plans something

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: I just pulled a bamboozle

 

Ren: Spill the tea

 

Luz:Basically got threatened to kill an endangered species or my friend would die, faked the killing of the thing and everyone is fine

 

Claude: Nice

 

Link: I agree nice

 

Jaune: Nice

 

Deku:My mom is being overprotective halp

 

Jaune: No she has a point

 

Uraviyt: How so Deku?

 

Deku: She won't let me leave the house to grab groceries saying she'll do it herself

 

Uravity: That just sounds like she wants you to rest

 

Link: Yep

 

Deku: @CHAI CHAI CHAI back me up

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Sorry dude I'm busy

 

Link: That's a first

 

Memelord Meg: Nah he is busy since Peppermint is teleporting everyone in the realm to the Vandelay campus

 

Memelord Meg: ALSO FUCK YEAH FINALLY OUT

 

Luz: THAT'S GREAT

 

Ren: RIP bozo enitity

 

Memelord Meg :I missed Ice cream

 

Funcle Ace: Valid

 

David: Truly a blessing 

 

Claude: Ice cream is nice

 

Edelgard: I just saw an angry Seteth come out from Rhea's office

 

Dimitri: Should we be spreading gossip

 

Edelgard: I thought it'd be informative since Seteth may be on edge today

 

Claude: Teach should be back soon right?

 

Nedzu: Yes she's getting a final checkup and after the people from the realm escape we'll send her home

 

Claude: Noice

 

Dwight: I missed sofas

 

Claude: This must be heaven for y'all 

 

Dwight: It fucking is 

 

Claude: He swore!

 

Dwight: True, also what was with Luz being blackmailed

 

Luz: We moved on from that topic

 

Dwight: We will talk about this

 

{REDACTED}: Nice for y'all, also someone wanted to use @ everyone so i gave them privileges for an announcement

 

Ozpin: @Everyone, would you all be available next week for some light-hearted fun given the stressful few weeks

 

Ren:  I believe so, we have hackers threatening to expose us but someone else offered to counter them if we change a person's heart. 

 

Claude: Wait why did you not mention this

 

Ren: Kinda figuring out what the deal is with it

 

Peppermint: Worst comes to worst I could try

 

Ren: True but idk I wanna follow this

 

Luz: I should be free, can we invite people

 

Ozpin: The invitation is open to everyone 

 

Claude: Can we invite all the houses

 

Ozpin: Yes

 

Nedzu: I believe most of 1-A will be available, I can also send Aizawa and Mic to act as chaperones

 

Byleth: I will act the same for the monastery students

 

Claude: TEACH! WE MISS YOU

 

Hilda: ^

 

Byleth: It's good to know I'm cared about, I will have to check with Seteth once I get back

 

Claude: Maybe tomorrow, he's in a bad mood

 

Byleth: Noted

 

Dwight: I doubt anyone from the entity's realm will say no since we just got out

 

Link: I can come

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: If there is a party sign me up

 

Ozpin: Great because I rented a small waterpark for a day

 

jaune: WHAT

 

Ruby: YESS

 

Claude: What's a waterpark

 

Jaune: It's like a pool but theres a bunch of fun extras 

 

Claude: Sounds fun

 

Peppermint: I'm back from portaling everyone

 

Pepperminr: Oh cool pool party,

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: POOOOOOOOLLLLLLL PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notes:

One of my new completely original arcs are coming up

 

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A BEA

I MEAN POOL EPISODE

Chapter 64

Summary:

Negoiations deals and gremlins

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: Yo why did no one tell me one of y'all were visiting

 

Link:?

 

Ren: Yeah I had no idea on this

 

Luz: Sent supersecretphoto.jpg

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Oh that's Macaron

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: No idea why he's there tho

 

Link:Testing the teleporter?

 

Nedzu: I will answer this

 

Claude: Why do I now believe everything that happens is Nedzu's plan

 

Nedzu: Thank you for the compliment, however the reason why Macaron is in your world is because Luz's principal was being blackmailed to expel Luz, Gus and Willow

 

Luz: WHAT

 

Gus: Why?

 

Nedzu: It has to do mainly with Amity's parents thinking your bad influences, however after explaining who I was and a solution to his problem, I was able to negoiate a deal

 

Dwight: I worry what the deal was

 

Peppermint: He negotiated a meeting between Macaron to give an example of the good connections Luz and co have

 

Peppermint: Though the negotiation should have ended by now

 

Amity: Oh my dad has gotten into a discussion about engineering and abominations

 

Amity: My mom wasn't as pleased but dad vetoed the expulsion idea after meeting Macaron

 

Nedzu: In other positive news I am pleased to announce we are gaining a new teacher

 

Deku: That's great

 

Uravity:Are they a well known or underground pro

 

Nedzu: They are not even a pro hero, I offered a job to one of the former survivors in the realm

 

Dwight: I can guess who

 

Memelord Meg: My adopted uncle Adam

 

Dwight: Meg you can't adopt everyone

 

Memelord Meg: You underestimate my power

 

Jaune: Jeez I get back from sparring with Pyrrha and I miss a bunch of the tea

 

Ren from Rem: Jaune please help

 

Jaune: What's up

 

Ren from Rem: Nora got into the coffee again

 

Jaune:SHIT

 

Pyrrha: Oh no

 

Link: I fell into a river what did I miss

 

Claude: Wait when did you do that

 

Link: after my last message about testing the teleporter

 

Link: Anyways gonna make a campfire to dry off

 

Ren: Mood, we just got off for summer

 

Claude: Your school year sucks

 

Ren: It does, plus we gotta help this hacker out

 

Alibaba: I would get working on that

 

Ren: IS ANYWHERE SAFE FROM YOU

 

Alibaba: no

Notes:

If anyone is wondering why Futaba isn't her usual self keep in mind this is still pre palace Futaba, she's not a fully sass power

Chapter 65

Summary:

POOL ARC POOL ARC

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude:Yo what should I bring for this pool party

 

Dwight: Honestly I don't think you need to bring anything

 

Deku: Towel maybe?

 

Jaune: I've been to the water park here before and they do provide towels however they are expensive

 

Ruby: Yeah Teal Springs is a great water park but with no towel its expensive 

 

Claude: Noted for towels

 

Ren: I've gotten more details on Alibaba and our current predicament, so I may be a tad late to the party today

 

Jaune: Wait it's today!?

 

Ruby: Why else would we be texting so early

 

Jaune: Fuck I gotta get my shit ready

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Can't wait to hang out with y'all

 

Deku: Same, all of Class 1-A is coming 

 

Luz: Eda is chaperoning us

 

Claude: Yo will {REDACTED} be there

 

{REDACTED}: no

 

Claude: spoilsport

 

{REDACTED} I have shit I gotta do today

 

Claude: Aight that's fair

 

 

-Outside of Beacon-

 

"Of course he forgot about it" Weiss grumbled 

 

"Don't be too hard on him" Pyrrha said 

 

"Maybe we should pretend to leave" Yang suggested 

 

"I'M COMING" Jaune shouted as he stumbled out the doors and ran towards the airship docks

 

"Hurry up Vomit boy" Yang shouted back as Jaune made his way towards them

 

"Yo what's going on here" Another voice came from the side

 

"We're going to the waterpark" Blake said "I'm sure you could come as well"

 

"Hell yeah" Sun shouted as he hopped in the airbus. Shortly after Jaune sprinted in as everyone else just walked in

 

"So we're supposed to have a chaperone?"  Ren asked 

 

"Yeah" Ruby said "Ozpin said we'd meet them on the airship, maybe he meant when we landed

 

"Or maybe I wanted to make it a surprise" a voice came

 

"UNCLE QROW!!!" Ruby shouted as she hugged him "Did you miss me?"

 

Qrow looked at her smugly "Nope"

 

Ruby pouted causing Qrow to laugh

 

"Just kidding, of course I missed my nieces" He said before looking at the crowd "I'm pretty sure I was told to babysit 8 teens not 9"

 

"Blake invited Sun" Weiss said as Sun gave a peace sign

 

"Alright then but did you give him the laydown of shit" Qrow said "When Ozpin told me I thought he was pulling my leg"

 

"Shit" Everyone but Sun and Qrow said

 

"What's up" Sun said smiling not knowing the chaos that awaited

Notes:

Sun fucking just decided to invite himself, average Sun win

Chapter 66

Summary:

Pool party part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Does that clear things up for you" Blake asked

 

"Nope" Sun responded with a smile as they walked to the water park

 

"It is warm today" Jaune said looking up "Perfect day for this sorta thing"

 

"Here we are" Qrow said as they arrived outside the gates, it was guarded by a single person who lazily looked at them

 

"You part of the group that booked the park" they said 

 

"Yep the name's Qrow" he said showing his scroll 

 

"Whatever" the attendant said as they opened the gates

 

"What great security" Yang muttered

 

"Listen kid I just had multiple people teleport into the park who were booked in so security is pretty meaningless" the attendant said back

 

"Guess we aren't the first ones here" Ren said as they walked in 

 

"Well let's get going kiddos" Qrow said as he walked to the changing rooms

 

They followed him in and sorted themselves into their swimwear, as they came out they saw the main pool occupied by about twenty or so people

 

"Yo" Chai shouted from the pool side as he was relaxing

 

"Damn they have a tiki bar" Qrow said

 

"Guess we'll head in" Ren suggested before noticing four of the group were missing

 

"CANNONBALL" Sun and Jaune shouted as Nora and Ruby followed

 

"Great" Yang said "I'm going to go sunbathe"

 

"I'll come too" Blake said pulling out a book

 

Pyrrha and Weiss looked at eachother

 

"So do you think either of them know" Pyrrha asked

 

Weiss groaned "Nope, I swear it'll take them years before they realise"

 

Pyrrha chuckled at that before she noticed Ren had walked to a diving board and jumped into the pool

 

"YEAH" Nora and Jaune shouted

 

"Well I'm going to relax in the shallow end" Weiss said 

 

"Can you not swim" Pyrrha asked

 

"I can but I find the shallow end is more relaxing" Weiss replied as she walked off

 

Pyrrha smiled as she walked towards her team, happy to spend time with friends

 

 

-Tiki Bar-

"Hey bartender" Qrow said as he hopped onto a bar chair "Give me a drink"

 

"Technically not a bartender" the man chuckled "There is basically no staff on today so we get free reign"

 

"Nice" Qrow said as he hopped over the counter "Damn they got any whiskey here" 

 

"Yep" The man said handing Qrow a bottle "So your in charge of the kids from here?"

 

"Yeah" Qrow said taking a swig "What group are you with"

 

"The name's Ace, I'm with the survivors" he replied as another man came up to them

 

"Oi Ace give me a drink" he said

 

"Aren't you on lifeguard duty" Ace questioned

 

"Don't need a strong one" David replied as Ace handed him a bottle of orange juice "That'll do"

 

"Seriously? Booze already?" Another voice came courtesy of a red haired woman

 

"Only a small drink" Ace said "Damn I forgot your name, Korica?"

 

"Close it's Korisica" she replied

 

"Damn guess I was unlucky for once" Ace said smiling whilst Qrow just took another swig

 

 

-The loungechairs-

"This chair looks nice" Yang said as Blake took a seat beside her and another person

 

"Great day isn't it" the girl sitting beside them said

 

"It is" Blake responded looking uncomfortable

 

"Wait why are you wearing your bow" Yang asked Blake

 

"You know why" Blake said

 

"Uhh yeah but you usually drop it around friends" Yang replied

 

"Yeah well...." Blake began but was cut off by another portal flash

 

"LINK MY FRIEND I HAVE COME FOR THE PARTY" a fish like man said to Link who was floating in the pool

 

Yang looked at Blake with a smug look

 

"Fine" Blake said taking off her bow so her additional ears wouldn't overheat

 

"Cat ears, that's cool" the girl beside them said

 

"They are aren't they" Yang said

 

"Yeah" she replied "I wish 808 was here"

 

"Who's that" Blake asked

 

"My robo-cat" she replied

 

"OH you must be Peppermint" Yang said

 

"Yep" she replied taking a drink of lemonade

 

 

-The main pool-

 

"Damn I forgot how refreshing pools we're" Dwight said as he stretched his arms

 

"Damn right dude" Chai said as Macaron floated beside him

 

"I'm suprised your not engaging in any of the chaos over their Chai" Macaron said pointing to wear most the teens were hanging out

 

"Not a bad idea Macaron" Chai said as he started swimming towards them

 

When Chai was approching he got a devious plan, he went underwater and swam up towards Jaune who was busy laughing at his friends. He burst out of the water as he screamed "SURPRISE"

 

"AAA" Jaune screamed hitting Chai causing him to fall back into the water "Wait CHAI? ARE YOU OKAY" 

 

"I'm fine" Chai said spitting out water before something caught his attention "Woah that dude has a tail"

 

"Yep" Sun replied smiling

 

"That's so cool" Chai said. He was going to ask to touch it before he was cut off by a bunch of splashes into the pool

 

"Can't I go in" A small demon asked

 

"You don't know how to swim King" Eda said 

 

"WEEEH" King cried 

Notes:

Don't worry about the lack of MHA FE and P5 characters, I just thought they'd logically take more time due to larger groups and palace work

Chapter 67

Summary:

Pool party p2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Main pool area-

 

"The great witch Luzura will strike you down" Luz shouted as she threw a water bomb at Jaune

 

"Well Queen Nora will have your heads" Nora cackled as she threw two water bombs one hitting Chai who had joined the hexside kid's team and the other missing due to an illusion from gus

 

"Wait are we allowed to use abilities" Sun asked 

 

"I don't see why not?" Luz said regretting her choice a second later as Sun conjured a clone to throw even more water bombs hitting her with a barrage of attacks

 

"Hey don't touch my Luz" Amity said as she threw one right into Sun's face

 

"Nice one Amity" Luz said as she resurfaced " Also I didn't hear what you said"

 

"NOTHING" Amity said as she sank into the water to hide her blush

 

"LET'S GO" a new voice shouted as they saw a new blonde kid jump in beside them

 

"ALRIGHT IT'S POOL TIME" A red haired boy said jumping in behind him

 

"YOU SHOULDN'T BE RUNNING BESIDE A POOL" another boy said

 

"Relax Iida" the blonde said 

 

"Hello everyone" Midoriya said from behind

 

"MIDORIYA" Chai shouted " AVENGE MY DEATH"

 

"What's going on?" Midoriya asked

 

"Water bomb fight" Luz replied "Although we're out of water bombs

 

" YO IS THAT A WATERSLIDE" Kaminari said 

 

"Hell yeah" Chai responded "Wanna go down it"

 

Kaminari nodded as they swam towards the pool edge to climb onto the slide

 

"To think he didn't know how to swim a month ago" Midoriya said

 

"So where's the rest of 1-A" jaune asked

 

"We we're the first ones out" Midoriya said 

 

"DEKU-KUN" Uraraka shouted causing Midoriya to turn and promptly stop functioning

 

"Midoriya are you okay" Iida asked as he simply fell back into the pool 

 

"OH NO I'LL SAVE YA MIDORIYA" Kirishima shouted 

 

-Near the Shallow end of the pool-

 

Weiss was relaxing in the shallows when she noticed Blake get in holding a small creature's hand

 

"Who's this?" Weiss asked

 

"I'm the King of Demons" He replied

 

"Luz's mentor asked me to watch him as he goes into the shallow end, he can't swim" Blake added

 

"I can swim" he said

 

"NO YOU CAN'T" Eda shouted from the tiki bar

 

"Well it's an important skill" Blake said "Want to learn?"

 

"YES" King replied

 

"I'll have to go find some floaties" Blake muttered

 

"Perhaps I could help?" A girl said 

 

"Do you know where to find them" Blake asked

 

The girl shook her head "No, however my quirk allows me to create any object as long as I know the molecular structure" 

 

She then demonstrated by creating two uninflated armbands

 

"Can you make me a crown" King asked

 

"Sure" She replied creating a plastic crown

 

"YES I'M NOW KING OF THE POOL" he shouted as he wore the plastic crown and flailed in an attempt to swim forward

 

"Thank you" Blake said 

 

"I'm Yaoyoruzu" She offered

 

"Blake" she responded before notIcing King starting to drift away without his floaties "WAIT!"

 

"WEHHHHH" 

 

 

-Tiki Bar-

 

"I can't believe you Sho" Present Mic said as he sat on the barstool

 

"Shut up Zashi" Aizawa said as he lied on a lounger "I deserve a nap"

 

"Alright then" he replied "Let me just cover your eyes so no one knows your sleeping"

 

Mic grabbed a pair of novelty vacation sunglasses with palm trees on them. Aizawa simply grunted as he put them on 

 

"Anyone want to play a card game?" Ace asked

 

"Sure" Qrow said

 

"Alright but don't be upset if you lose" Eda said confidently

 

"Why not" Present mic said as they sat down "What game?"

 

"Why not a game of poker, no betting of course" Ace suggested

 

"Works for me" Qrow said as the cards where handed out "Alright I'm gonna have to fold

 

"Same here" Mic said

 

Eda and Ace looked at each other

 

"Four of a kind" Eda said with a grin

 

Ace curled up his fist before smiling

 

"Straight flush" 

 

"Damn" Eda said as they started the next round 

Notes:

Can you tell I've never played poker

Also don't worry that we haven't seen the fe or p5 characters we still have quite a few chapters of pool party shenanigans

Chapter 68

Summary:

Pool Party pt3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Tiki Bar-

 

"Damn I suck at this" Mic said as he leaned back in the chair

 

"You do" Aizawa replied 

 

"Don't worry about it" Ace responded

 

"Says the guy who has won the most" Qrow muttered

 

"True, however I'm also not the greatest bluffer here" Ace replied 

 

"Pool is looking quite busy now" Eda mentioned 

 

"I AM THE KING OF SWIMMING" A shout replied

 

"Ah they grow up so fast" Eda said

 

 

-Loungechairs-

"So what's the deal with you and Blake" Peppermint asked Yang

 

"We're teammates and partners" Yang simply replied

 

"Romantic or Huntsman term" Peppermint asked causing Yang to spit her drink

 

"It's not like that!" Yang said

 

"Oh so your just pining over her from a distance" Peppermint teased

 

"Thank god someone said it" Weiss said as she sat on the pool edge

 

"YOU TOO" Yang said getting angry

 

"It's obvious isn't it" Weiss shot back

 

Yang sighed "Being obvious doesn't mean anything, I'm pretty sure she has eyes for Sun"

 

Weiss simply gave her a sympathetic glance since she's felt like that before, when the person you love has eyes for someone else

 

"Regardless Yang, I think you may regret not shooting your shot" Weiss said

 

 

-Main pool-

 

"Do a flip" Sero shouted 

 

Sun gave a thumbs up as he did a flip on the diving board

 

"Yeah!" a bunch of voices shouted

 

"I'll be here all week" Sun said before diving off the board

 

"Hey" a voice shouted

 

Most of the pool turned around to see a large group of people approaching

 

"The Golden Deer is here" Claude said with a smirk

 

"Well actually all three houses are here" Seteth who was chaperoning with Byleth rpplied

 

"But it doesn't rhyme as good" Claude shot back before running to the pool

 

"He's got you there" A voice came from beside Seteth

 

Seteth turned to see a woman with a hat and shades on, with white hair flowing behind

 

"Ahh my name is Seteth" he replied "And you are?"

 

"MAKE WAY FOR THE PHANTOM THIEVES" Another voice shouted as a blonde haired boy jumped into the pool.

 

When Seteth turned around the woman was already gone 

 

 

-Elsewhere in the water park-

 

"Can't believe I came here" the woman muttered as sat on a bench "Can't believe Shaka talked me into this"

Notes:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe bet ya didn't see that coming

Chapter 69

Summary:

Pool party pt 4

{REDACTED REVEALED}

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Main Pool-

"START!" Hilda shouted as Claude threw up a volleyball. They had found a net in the storage and had decided to play it

 

"I got it" Caspar said as he hit the ball to the other side, he was quickly intercepted by Chai who hit it back 

 

As soon as it approached the other side Sidon came from below and knocked the ball back to the other side

 

"I got" Midoriya started saying before being cut off by shockwave from behind

 

"DIE!" Bakugo said as he let loose a small explosion in order to spike the ball right to the other side getting them a point

 

"Wait are we allowing powers for this" Claude asked "Seems unfair"

 

"I don't see why not" Jaune suggested, the game continued as powers we're thrown round and shouting was constant, it didn't take long for an accident to occur

 

"I've got this" Dimitri said as he spiked the ball and hit Ren Amamiya in the face

 

"Time out" Chai shouted as Ren got hit

 

"I'm fine" Ren said as his nose started bleeding

 

"No your not dude" Ryuji said "Come on lets get out for a sec"

 

"I'll come with" Jaune offered as the 3 boys got out of the pool

 

They walked a short distance away to a nearby sunbathing chair were Yang and Peppermint where 

 

"Whoa" Yang said noticing the blood "You take a blow to the face?"

 

"Yeah" Ren said as he sat down on the empty chair 

 

"It was an accident" Jaune said 

 

"Funny enough not the first time this happened to me" Ren said

 

Ryuji chuckled "Yeah Kamoshita also hit you with a spike in the face"

 

Yang laughed at the nickname 

 

Jaune looked at Ren's nose "I hope nothing is broken" 

 

Ren shrugged it off "I can make an excuse"

 

Yang suddenly got off her chair "I want to try something, hold out your hand"

 

Ren obliged as Yang took his hand

 

"It is in our determination that we achieve our goals. Through this we become strong enough protect those who we care about. Infinite in passion and unbound by others, I release your soul and by my shoulder, release thee" Yang said before Ren was shown with a red shimmer around him

 

"Whoa what was that" Ryuji asked

 

"I unlocked his aura" Yang replied

 

"Like the magic forcefield you guys have" Ren asked

 

"Yep" Jaune said "It seems to be working anyways"

 

Ren noticed the bleeding from his nose has stopped

 

'Trickster' a voice came from inside his head

 

"Arsene" Ren muttered causing the attention of Ryuji

 

'Something has changed, I ask of thee to try and call upon my power' Arsene replied

 

Ren simply nodded trying to call his persona, at that moment his newly unlocked aura glowed then detached from him as he summoned Arsene who hovered behind him

 

"WHAT IS THAT" Jaune shouted as Arsene appeared 

 

Ren suddenly found himself the center of attention as he shrugged

 

"This is Arsene my persona" said 

 

"What?!" Most people shouted as Ren sighed

 

'This will be a long explanation'

 

 

-Elsewhere on a bench-

 

"Dammit" a voice muttered "Should I actually interact with them , god I have zero social skills, Lilith would make fun of me as well if I just leave without saying anything"

 

"You alright there" a voice came causing her to spin and see a man she recognised from talking with Peppermint as Macaron

 

"Hehehe I'm fine just alot of anxiety" she said " Who knew talking to new people would be this tough, the last person I talked to was Ace and he did most of the talking and i'm rambling aren't I"

 

Macaron nodded as he sat down on the bench beside the woman

 

"I'm guessing your Redacted" he said

 

"Heh yeah" she muttered "It sums up my life as well, I have to hide my past since I should be dead"

 

"Why?" Macaron asked

 

"Because my home was razed and they covered it up as simply a disease, well it was partially accurate as it was a poison" she muttered

 

Macaron pulled her into a hug

 

It was the first time she felt safe in a long time

 

 

 

Notes:

Well as much as this isn't a complete confirmation y'all can put the pieces together

Also tempted to write a one-shot backstory for them

Also also the story will be taking a hiatus in a week or so because Vacation

Chapter 70

Summary:

Pool party pt 5 the shippening

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude had been laying in the pool on a float when his shoulder was tapped

 

"Claude have you seen Dorothea" Edelgard asked 

 

"Nope" He replied "Why?!"

 

"Just noticed she disappeared a while ago" she replied

 

Claude just shrugged as he pushed his float towards Jaune

 

"So my friend, what's the plan after the water park?" Claude asked with a smirk

 

"No clue, probably everyone will head back" Jaune suggested

 

"Shame I would have liked to explore" Claude said

 

"Sure we can hang out another day" Jaune suggested

 

"True, maybe we'll make it a guys day out"  Claude said

 

"Sounds like a plan" Jaune replied as they noticed a flushed Midoriya faceplant into the pool

 

"See your crush in a swimsuit again my friend" Claude teased

 

"I may have walked in on something" Midoriya replied 

 

"Spill the tea friend" Claude said with a mischievous grin

 

Midoriya whispered to Claude who smiled more 

 

"Hey Edelgard I know where Dorothea is" Claude said "She's in the pool closet smooching someone"

 

"Guilty as charged" Dorothea said from behind holding hands with Weiss who looked to have internally crashed

 

"Good for you Weiss" Jaune said with thumbs up which was ignored by Weiss who was still processing things

 

"Plus we weren't the only ones who had some romance" Dorothea said "Another two people came in earlier to smooch but left when they realised we we're there"

 

"Who was it" Claude asked but was cut off by a scream by Ruby

 

"Uncle Qrow why are you wearing someone else's swim shorts"

 

"Shit" he said only noticing the mistake he made before walking away 

 

"Pretty sure those we're Ace's" David said from the lifeguard chair

 

Ruby just laid back in the pool

 

"Betrayed by my team and uncle to the allure of romance" she muttered

Notes:

Ruby in suffering being the only person in her team not succumbing to romance

Also Qrow's luck strikes again

Chapter 71

Summary:

Pool party end

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Evening came and everyone started packing up their belongings. Some left in the groups they began with, some decided to stay the night in remnant and others lived there to begin with. Before they started packing up Claude called the original eight over

 

"Let's take a photo to remember this day"  He said as he took out the camera

 

Everyone got into position before a voice called out

 

"Can I join in" 

 

"Who are you?" Chai asked 

 

"I'm ummm redacted" she said shyly looking at the ground

 

Without words they grabbed her to get into the photo. They smiled as they took it not realising as they enjoyed their relaxation, darkness was planning their next move

 

 

-Unknown location-

 

"Now have we settled on the plans" Kale asked

 

"All plans should remain the same for now" Cinder added "However it won't be long before they realise we're working together, we must make the most of our cover"

 

"Indeed" Belos said as he sat at the table 

 

"Shouldn't we just crush them now" Shigiraki said 

 

"We should not rush into things" Thales said "That being said we may need to trim their numbers and bolster ours a bit and I have a solution. There is an artifact that could prove useful to our cause"

 

Thales took out a piece of paper with a drawing of a chalice on it

 

"The Chalice of Beginnings is an artefact buried beneath Garreg Mach, with it we could use it to create more allies from the dead" Thales said "Whilst we obtain it we can trim their forces, including a pawn that is getting too close to switching sides"

 

"Assassination" Cinder mused "I know just the man"

 

They smiled as their first new plan was set

 

Get the Chalice and assassinate the target

 

Edelgard Von Hresvelg

Notes:

Apologies for the shorter chapter I've had some problems and obligations to attend

 

That being said I will sadly be announcing a weeks hiatus since I will be going on Vacation on friday

Hope you all enjoyed this mini arc

In the words of a great man

SUUUUPPPPERRR!

Chapter 72: Announcement

Summary:

It's time for an announcement

Chapter Text

So I'm still on vacation on Spain but I wanted to announce something I've been thinking of doing for a while 

 

Being having this work be part of a series 

 

Since the chatroom is slowly becoming a tad bit underutilised now I want to announce I will be changing the title and having one shots a part of the series be separate(mainly fluff like the pool party)

 

As for the name change I'm still working on it but the overall name for the series is now The Rippleverse 

 

Additionally I have opened a discord server for the fic where yall can chat( I stole this idea from my friend tbh) 

 

https://discord.com/invite/5qdaVMUFPq

 

Hope yall aren't missing the uploads too much but hey I'm in Spain 

 

Without the h 

Chapter 73

Summary:

Getting back to normal after a relaxing pool party

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: I'm just gonna say this

 

Deku: I love my mom

 

Claude: Same my dude

 

Jaune: Do you love Izuku's mom or your own

 

Claude: My mom, I'm sure Izuku's mom is great but my mom is pretty cool

 

Dwight: I miss my mom

 

Luz: Same

 

Luz: I may have found a lead in terms of the portal door so I shall be off to the library

 

Gus: Your gonna need my library card aren't you

 

Luz: yes

 

Gus: It's fine since I'm going on my own adventure

 

Link: I'm nearing the rest stop for Gerudo town aka the desert oasis 

 

Dwight: Nice, I've got a job interview as an I.T worker

 

Ren: Nice, we're making good progress on the new palace

 

Ryuji: I'm tired boss

 

Ren: And I gave us the option to take a break earlier but you wanted to try out that new super move

 

Ryuji: I'm sorry alright

 

Yusuke: I'd say it was a great attack

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: I think business meetings are frying my brain

 

Ren: Mood

 

Dimitri :Claude did Raphael steal from the pantry

 

Claude: Raph would never

 

Claude: He's a nice boy, he just asks for more food

 

Dimitri: Just checking since Ashe mentioned Caspar complaining about a pantry thief

 

Ren: Dear god the pastries 

 

Link: My god

 

Claude: Shit the Battle of the Eagle and the Lion is soon right

 

Dimitri: Ah yes I believe so 

 

Edelgard: It will be an interesting experience

 

Ren: Can we watch

 

Dimitri: Unfortunately not since the Archbishop asked for it not to be filmed

 

Claude: Low-key sucks ngl

 

{REDACTED}: Can I vent for a sec

 

Dwight: Sure

 

Deku: Go ahead

 

{REDACTED}: Okay so today I was nearly killed by someone being lazy and I feel like no one is batting an eye

 

{REDACTED}: Bitch saw me struggling to prevent a bunch of heavy boxes falling on me and just fell asleep after making eye contact

 

Ren: Damn it's not a crime but it is a dick move

 

Luz: It does seem cruel

 

Claude: I will stab someone

 

Deku: No

 

Link: Yes

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Mayhaps

 

{REDACTED} I can't since she's important to the island but like I kind of want to ngl 

 

Dwight: Violence is never the answer

 

Link: Bold words 

 

 

Notes:

I was considering writing out the entire battle of the eagle and lion but frankly there would be little change to begin with

The pantry thief is gonna lead to some interesting stuff tho

Chapter 74

Summary:

Keyboard smashes battles and just a whole lot of pining

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Ren: That's alot of As

 

Link: DId someone hurt the child

 

Dwight: Better not have

 

Deku: @Luz is everything okay

 

Luz:uafhuoapfhoufhpiofh

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: That is not words

 

Claude: Yo phone is lighting up as I'm prepping for the battle wassup

 

Dwight: Wait that's today

 

Claude: Yes

 

Dwight: And you only mentioned it yesterday

 

Claude: Yes

 

Dimitri: I hope this gives a good reason to why we're indisposed 

 

Claude: Yeah y'all will be getting crushed by the deer

 

Edelgard: Don't sound so confident Claude, they removed all the professors so you can't rely on your teacher

 

Claude: We have a Bernie

 

Edelgard: You may have the highest numbers but that won't assure victory

 

Jaune: So Luz is keyboard smashing and the battle is going on

 

Luz: Is anyone available for a private message

 

Peppermint: I am 

 

Ren: I am

 

Ren: Damn Peppermint was fast

 

 


Private message Luz and Peppermint

 

Peppermint: It's Amity isn't it

 

Luz:waofjuashf

 

Luz:How did you know

 

Peppermint: Luz it's painfully obvious to anyone else your both pining over eachother

 

Luz: Really?

 

Peppermint: Yes

 

Luz: But why

 

Peppermint: Luz you did not just ask me to explain love to you

 

Luz: Why me tho?

 

Peppermint: Honestly your a pretty fun person and whilst I would not be able to give you a solid explanation as to why, I can painfully tell you two are pining for eachother

 

Luz: So what should I do

 

Peppermint: Next time you see her just confess

 

Luz: Alright... I will

 


Main chat

 

Deku: Did I tell you guys we're going to be moving to dorms soon

 

Ren: No, Nice

 

Dwight: I know because Felix is designing them

 

Uravity: Nice, my parents we're offered to help build them

 

Ren: That's pretty good

 

Ren: What is your bet that Claude is gonna pull some stupid tactic in the battle 

 

Link: I will not take it as it is almost for certain

 

Link: Also fuck sandstorms

 

Ren: Preach my brother

 

Hilda: Aight just so you know the battle is pretty evenly matched

 

Jaune: Wait shouldn't you be fighting

 

Hilda: I was knocked out by Felix

 

Hilda: Each side has like 3 people left and Edelgard was able to pull a pretty tide turning stunt

 

Ren: Do tell

 

Hilda: She researched memes to prepare herself to whatever dumb plan Claude cooked up

 

Hilda: So when Claude tried to inact it she countered taking out Ignatz

 

Hilda: Oh Dorothea went out

 

Weiss: NOOOOOOOOO

 

Ren: F

 

Hilda: Oh shit it's down to a 2v1v1

 

Hilda: WE WON

 

Ren: Nice

 

Dwight: What happened

 

Claude: I took a risky move to K.O Dimitri whilst Lysithea took out Edelgard

 

Hilda: Did you seriously take out your phone right after

 

Claude: Gotta keep em updated

 

Claude: Oh shit Seteth is looking at me dissapointedly gtg

 

Luz: oh no claude is dead

Notes:

I was very tempted to have another house win the battle but frankly the numbers game would have made that a bit unlikely

Also I have no idea why Byleth is in that battle since no other teacher is in it

Chapter 75

Summary:

Late night correspondance

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Y'all 11pm gang where you at

 

Ren: Here for the moment, Morgana is forcing me to sleep tho

 

Jaune: I'm also up

 

Claude: Damn no one else

 

Ren: That or they're busy

 

Korisca:The others here clocked out for the night, I'm pulling additional hours to check some stuff out

 

Jaune :Surprise Link isn't here

 

Ren: I'm surprised your here since you seem like the type to actually be sleeping

 

Jaune: I had to study and drank to much coffee

 

Claude: Nice

 

Claude: I'm just stargazing

 

Dimitri: You are?

 

Claude: Heck yeah, did we wake you your highness

 

Dimitri: No you didn't, I was just walking to get my mind of a nightmare

 

Claude: Wanna chill with me, I'm near the greenhouse

 

Dimitri: Sure

 

Hilda: Oh I'm also not sleeping

 

Hilda: Was out on a date and was just heading off to the dorms

 

Hitoshi: Ayyy the insomniac gang

 

Claude: Can't say it's insomnia if its 11pm

 

Hitoshi: Huh that's funny it's 1am here

 

Ren: So time zones are different and shit between universes 

 

Edelgard: @Dimitri @Claude I saw the pantry thief, they're heading towards you two

 

Claude: On it

 

Ren: I can't tell if this was planned or they just saw the pantry thief

 

Hilda: Knowing them it's probably not planned but they had one if the moment arises 

 

Jaune: Update us on wbafever happens y'all

 

Ren: Right Morgana is bullying me to sleep so I'll head off myself

 

Jaune: Imagine being bullied by a cat

 

Hitoshi: You have no idea what cats can make someone do

 

Jaune: I had a cat

 

Hitoshi: Doubt with that attitude

 


 

The next day

 

Luz: So we're going to adopt palismans today

 

Ren: Neat

 

Dwight: Isn't that the familar like thing

 

Luz: Yes

 

Claude: So update on the pantry thief

 

Link: Whats up

 

Claude: We followed him to find an underground civilisation that thought we were intruders and attacked us but we cleared shit up and now we're helping them find out what the hell the actual people attacking the place want

 

Dwight: And that happened in one night

 

Claude: I got like 4 hours of sleep

 

Ren: Morgana is seething rn

 

Claude: yeah so it's just 2 deer, 2 lions, 2 eagles, the secret 4th house with it's four people and teach

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Another house?

 

Jaune: Do you need backup

 

Claude: Mayhaps

 

Jaune: You know maybe I could ask Ozpin if team JNPR can tag along

 

Ozpin: You can

 

Jaune: Neat

 

Deku: the speed on the response was incredible 

 

Ozpin: I have it set to always alert me when my name comes up

 

Peppermint: That seems annoying to say the least

 

Ozpin: I like being prepared

 

Claude: All right let's find those attackers

 

Jaune: Heck yeah

 

Peppermint: I'll fire up portal travel for y'all

 

Jaune: Nice

 

Claude: This is gonna be fun 

Notes:

Claude my boy do not say things are gonna be fun

Chapter 76

Summary:

Ashen Junipers

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Yuri frowned as he waited for Claude's 'additional reinforcements'. He'd prefer if the lord had simply done with what they had, regardless he'd work with it. He would make sure his fellow wolves didn't die to the whims of a madman.

 

"I have returned" Claude said with flair tailed by team JNPR

 

"Finally" Yuri said " I was starting to think you we're bringing the entire academy"

 

"Hey interdimensional travel takes a bit of setup you know" Claude said

 

"Most of that setup was him explaining the situation" Ren said 

 

"True" Claude said smiling

 

"Inter... We don't have time for all the details" Yuri sighed "We have gotten word from a lookout a bunch of intruders we're spotted in one of the entry caverns"

 

"Lead the way then" Claude said 

 

 


 

"Honestly Baltie I thought you'd died with how you disappeared" Hilda said to the man

 

"Yeah I'm sorry Hilda, how many times do I have to apologise" Balthus groaned

 

"You don't need to apologise to me" Hilda replied "Just Holst"

 

"Oh fuck Holst" Balthus said "He's gonna kill me for real"

 

"How much longer a walk" Jaune asked Yuri

 

"Not too much farther now" Yuri replied 

 

"Cool cool cool" Jaune muttered before slowing down to walk beside Claude

 

"Don't worry Jaune, we'll be...." Claude began but was cut off by Jaunes hand

 

"Don't jinx us" Jaune said 

 

"Jaune is right we shouldn't let our guard down" Edelgard added

 

"We'll break the intruders legs" Nora said 

 

"Hell yeah" Balthus added

 

"We're here" Yuri said as they walked out to see many mercenaries who had seemed to take up camp. In the centre we're three men, whilst two of them we're hooded to conceal them, the third had opted for a full suit of armour

 

"So how are we doing this" Byleth asked Yuri

 

"I will lead that decision to you" Yuri responded "I doubt we'd be able to covertly do this since the chamber is quite open"

 

"Then we'll take some of the closest by surprise" she responded before signalling them to advance

 

As they approached, the knight suddenly turned to their direction

 

"Finally some bloodshed" he said as he charged at them causing everyone else to notice the attackers approach

 

"Guess the element of surprise is out" Claude said as he fired and arrow that landed in between small slit in the knights helmet

 

One of the cloaked figures rushed to meet the attackers and was attacked by Balthus with a flurry of jabs.

 

"Sorry pal but the King of grappling is here so you may as well surrender" he taunted as he went for another punch only to have his arm caught mid punch. Balthus punched him in the face but when it made impact a shine came from the mans body

 

"Apologies but I can't let you proceed" the figure spoke 

 

Snap

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAA" Balthus screamed as his arm was broken 

 

"Balthus!" Yuri shouted

 

"Now that was an impressive display of brutality" the more slender of the cloaked men said before turning his attention to Byleth "Now time for a bit of payback"

 

Byleth frowned before seeing the man adorned with a mask

 

"What" Byleth exclaimed recognising the man as the villian from the raid a few weeks prior

 

"Let us take care of this rabble" Compress said as he tossed the other cloaked man crystals

 

"Those are dust crystals" Pyrrha said as the man jammed them into his body

 

"What the hell" Jaune said as the man started approaching

 

"Hazel my friend do take care of them" Compress said before turning the knight who ripped the arrow out of his visor " I won't even have to ask your Tahros"

 

"Of course" the knight responded before a bunch of ghostly warriors appeared beside him 

 

"Let the slaughter begin"

Notes:

Claude you gotta stop doin this

Chapter 77

Summary:

The slaughter begins

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Dammit" Yuri cursed, he'd been planning on perhaps running into some stray bandits that Aelfric hired to get the chalice but this was more than he thought possible by the Cardinal. He watched as the man with the white mask touched Balthus as he disappeared

 

"We'll be needing him later" Compress said as he pointed at the rest of the wolves "Make sure to keep them alive, we need them for the Chalice"

 

"How do they know of our crests" Constance asked "Do we have a traitor in the Abyss"

 

"Aelfric" Yuri responded "He was planning on using us to power the chalice, I discovered his plan and he took my mother hostage to make me go along with it"

 

"Yuri" Hapi muttered quietly

 

"So Aelfric is working with people like you know" Yuri scowled

 

A demented laughter came from the knight  

 

"That old man, I put my loyal follower Alejandro to work on him. The tortured screams we're music to my ears, he withstood all of it and we eventually had to resort to psychological torture"

 

"What" Hapi responded "But we saw him this morning"

 

"Oh need more proof" The knight said as one of his subordinates passed him a sack. He took Aelfric's severed head out of the bag causing everyone to feel nauseous 

 

"Mother" Yuri muttered wondering what would happen now

 

"Enough talk" the knight said as he dropped Aelfric's head and crushed it under his greaves "Let us slaughter them"

 

"Protect the wolves" Byleth shouted as she swung her sword knocking away some of the enemies "We have to get Balthus and retreat"

 

"But the Chalice" Edelgard exclaimed 


"You lives are more important right now" Byleth responded "And they cannot use it without the wolves"

 

She turned to see the muscular form of Hazel staring her down

 

"At least you have the decency to protect your students, however I won't let you stop us from our mission" he said as he cracked his knuckles

 

Byleth didn't respond as she clashed the sword of the creator with Hazel who used his aura to tank most of the damage 

 

Elsewhere Claude Jaune and Pyrrha were facing Compress 

 

"A sloppy performance" Compress teased as he dodged a swing from Jaune. 

 

"Shut up" He responded as he swung again making Compress leap into the air to dodge, grabbing an arrow Claude shot in the progress

 

"Dammit" Claude said "This asshole is tricky"

 

Compress laughed as he  failed to block an attack from Pyrrha with his cane

 

"Magnesis" Compress muttered 

 

'He noticed' she thought as he threw a marble at her which expanded into a car knocking her back

 

"Now where did those wolves go" he said as he dodged another of Jaune's attacks. Only he felt a sudden hand in his back pocket where he stored the captured Balthus

 

"Don't underestimate me" Yuri snarled as he thrust his sword at Compress only for him to turn it into another marble

 

"How fool-" Compress began before being cut of by a bolting from Constance knocking the man out

 

"Yuri retreat" Claude shouted as the other boy nodded running towards the exit.

 

The Knight noticed this as he made his way through the battlefield to intercept them but was stopped by an arrow to his head yet again. He turned to see a young grey haired boy nocking another arrow as he smiled using his powers to summon his assassin behind the boy. He was able to dodge the attack of the assassin but left himself open. 

 

A scream was heard throughout the battlefield

 

"ASHE" Dimitri shouted as Byleth turned to see Ashe lose his arm to a swing from the Knight. She started calling upon divine pulse but was cut off by an attack from Hazel knocking her to the floor

 

"YOU BASTARD" Dimitri continued "I'LL RIP THE HEAD FROM YOUR SHOULDERS" 

 

He charged at the Knight as the bloodthirsty killer laughed

 

"Let us fight then" he shouted as they crossed blades

 

Jaune shouted to Pyrrha as they ran ro Ashe to get him to safety

 

"He's losing too much blood" Jaune said

 

Linhardt who had been staying in the back for most of the battle rushed forwards to try and stabilise the wound with magic

 

"He won't make it at this rate" he said

 

"I have an idea" Pyrrha said as she began the aura unlocking chant

 

Hazel was still attacking Byleth when Edelgard came in with an assist knocking the man over

 

"Professor we need to retreat" she said as she noticed the signs of magic exhaustion on Byleth "You've been fighting through exhaustion"

 

"Ashe.... Balthus" she muttered as she struggled to stay upright

 

"We have Balthus and Ashe is being treated but we must retreat" she said as she took the professor and helped support her

 

As Dimitri and the Knight clashed they both started laughing manically

 

"You too crave battle?" the Knight asked as he kept attacking

 

Dimitri looked at him in fury "No the dead must have their tribute" 

 

He swung his lance down onto the Knight's shoulder severing the arm. 

 

"I will send you to the death you deserve" Dimitri said as he stabbed the lance into the man's body

 

"Death is no escape" the Knight laughed as he dissolved into black mist

 

"Dimitri we gotta retreat" Claude said as he grabbed the other house leader out of his stupor

 

"Of course" He responded as they started to retreat

 

Hazel watched as they retreated before lifting Compress's unconscious body. He pulled out his scroll

 

"They attacked as predicted" Hazel responded "Is Tyrian in position"

 

"Yes" a voice responded "They will soon be at each other's throats"

 

Hazel sighed as he left through a smokey portal

 

 

 

 

Notes:

For clarification Ashe is not dead

As for why Byleth didn't divine pulse, well she did but quickly became exhausted due to how bloodthirsty the Knight is. She was at her limit to begin with when trying to save Ashe from injury

Chapter 78

Summary:

A retreat to the monestary

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Greetings Professor nothing too.... OH NO" a voice called from the gate as the group headed into the monastery after using a shortcut provided by Yuri

 

"What  happened" A voice murmured from the side

 

"We need to get Ashe to the healer's office quick"  Linhardt said as he carried Ashe with Jaune helping them

 

"What's wrong with Ashe" Ingrid asked as she approached from the pond area. She immediately regretted asking seeing the blood soaked stump covered in bandages

 

"Ingrid help Linhardt take Ashe" Dimitri asked as Jaune let Ingrid carry the boy's legs

 

"Someone get Seteth" Byleth muttered

 

"On it" Claude responded running off

 

"Professor" Edelgard said "You must not push yourself"

 

"I can handle it Edelgard" Byleth responded as she sat down near the walls of the entry hall

 

"Yuri" Hapi asked "Has Balthus returned from that yet" 

 

Yuri frowned "No he hasn't"

 

"Give him to me, go find you mother" Hapi said

 

"But Hapi..." 

 

"No complaining Yuri-bird" 

 

"I'm gonna text the chat" Jaune said as he pulled out his scroll

 


 

Ren: Gonna send the calling card tommorrow

 

Alibaba: About time

 

Peppermint: Why are you still here

 

{REDACTED}: She gave me a long story short and she can stay

 

Jaune: We have a big problem

 

Ren: Define big

 

Link: Did someone get injured?

 

Jaune: Yes and we found someone from our world in this one working with the enemy

 

Ren: Wait what the fuck

 

Deku: That is bad

 

Dwight: How is that possible though

 

Hilda: Also here, we suffered a major blow and had to retreat, Ashe lost his arm

 

Peppermint: Fuck

 

{REDACTED} How? There has been no tampering with my code I made sure of it

 

Ozpin: Jaune describe the person from our would

 

Jaune: A large built man, brown haird, used dust directly forced into his body and punches

 

Ozpin: That sounds familiar, I will get back to you

 

Luz: Oh no I just read what happened

 

Hilda: Byleth also recognised one of the attackers as a member of the League of Villians

 

Nedzu: It seems our adversaries have banded together

 

Hilda: The last guy was some sort of knight with ghostly spirits. He's the one who attacked Ashe but Dimitri killed him

 

Dwight: FUCK

 

Ren: Oh no

 

Dwight: That sounds like the Knight, fuck that means the entity is helping them

 

Ren: You mean the eldritch being

 

Dwight: Yeah, but why hasn't it taken us back yet

 

Peppermint: Maybe since you can just as easily escape

 

Dwight: That's true

 


 

"Professor" Seteth said as he ran towards Byleth "Are you okay?"

 

"Protect the wolves" She said 

 

"You pushed yourself with it again didn't you" Seteth said frowning "Please take a moment to rest"

 

Seteth turned to the wolves prompting the sudden appearance of Balthus

 

"Damn my arm" he cursed "How long was I gone"

 

Constance frowned "Quite a bit, we had to retreat"

 

Balthus then recongised they we're in the monastary

 

"Why are we here not in the Abyss" he asked

 

"We took major damage" Hilda provided 

 

"Plus the safety of the Abyss is in question" Hapi added

 

"What, Aelfric wouldn't allow that" Balthus responded causing everyone to look sad

 

"They killed Aelfric" Hapi responded

 

"DAMMIT" he shouted

 

"Wait Aelfric is dead" Seteth asked "But I saw him about an hour ago"

 

"What?" Edelgard asked 

 

"That's impossible" Constance added

 

"Seteth" Rhea called from the top of the steps of the entry hall

 

"Rhea good your here we have a problem" Seteth said 

 

"We do" she responded "I heard from Linhardt about the problem"

 

She raised her hands and guards approached team JNPR

 

"Rhea what are you doing?" Seteth asked

 

"We cannot trust these strangers so we'll send them to be watched over" She responded 

 

Edelgard scowled "They helped us save Ashe!"

 

"They could be working with those who hurt him" Rhea responded "We cannot know for certain"

 

"Lady Rhea please" Dimitri asked as they're friends were detained

 

"I'm not foolish enough to blindly put faith in strangers" Rhea responded "I'll await Byleth's recovery before we decide on further action"

 

"We do not have time Rhea" Seteth argued "It is possible that we have a infiltrator masquerading as Cardinal Aelfric"

 

"We cannot detain a Cardinal on a mere suspicion" Rhea argued "Do you not trust your fellow church members?"

 

"I have considering his wards spoke of seeing his corpse not too long ago" Seteth argued

 

"Fine, I will detain..." Rhea began before being cut off by a pain in her back

 

"Oh don't worry about detaining" A gleeful voice came from behind as she fell to the ground showcasing a man with a scorpion tail 

 

"We'll leave once we cut away our loose end" said another with pale skin paired with fiery red hair "Time to die Flame Emperor or should I call you Edelgard your majesty"

Notes:

Like last chapter Rhea is not dead but will be if she doesn't get that poison out of her system

Also sorry for anyone who wanted Kronya redemption but I prefer to keep her evil for plot reasons

Chapter 79

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"What?" Hilda gasped as they revealed the identity of the Flame Emperor

 

"Stop with these lies" Dimitri growled as he got into a combat stance

 

"It's the truth" the pale lady laughed "She was using us to achieve her own goals of destroying the church, thinking that she could just as simply discard us as soon as her plans are over"

 

Dimitri ignored the lady an was about to charge at them when a voice came

 

"It's true" Edelgard said 

 

Dimitri stopped

 

"You worked with these monsters" he said in a low voice

 

"Lets focus on the real enemy here" Claude said trying to prevent the enemy from manipulating them into fighting each other

 

"I wanted to create a world where people we're judged on the merit of their own actions and not to whom they were born" Edelgard continued "The church would have prevented me from doing so"

 

Dimitri charged forwards and put his lance at Edelgards throat

 

"I have but one question" Dimitri asked "Did you help them commit there atrocities. Did you help them with Duscur"

 

Edelgard looked shocked

 

"No I was still their prisoner at that stage" she responded

 

"Prisoner? Dimitri asked with shock

 

"So your the monsters that experimented on her and Lysithea" Claude said glaring at them 

 

"Guilty as charged" Kronya responded 

 

As Dimitri looked conflicted someone put their hand on Dimitri's shoulder

 

"Let her go Dimitri" Seteth said "She has been manipulated by these fiends"

 

Dimitri obliged as he removed his lance from Edelgard's neck

 

"Well that's a surprise" Kronya said "Too bad we had a backup plan in case you didn't tear eachother apart"

 

Not a moment later an arrow flew past the group heading straight for Edelgard. She prepared for it to hit her but it was stopped by a noise of it hitting someone else

 

"Apologies for my lateness Lady Edelgard" Hubert said as he stood in front of her bleeding from an arrow lodged deep in his stomach "But I have brought reinforcements"

 

"Hubert!" Edelgard said as her vassal kneeled in pain from the arrow

 

"Let's get this over with" Tyrian said before being cut off by the doors behind him being smashed open. As he was distracted dark spikes erupted from the ground catching him off guard

 

As he recovered a dark fog circled the room

 

"You both cannot continue" a voice came from everywhere and nowhere at once "I am taking you two back"

 

"I cannot fail" Kronya pleaded

 

"You have not, there is still use for you" the voice came as they disappeared into smoke

 

As the smoke cleared the only thing that remained was Rhea who was still poisoned and struggling to move

 

"Lady Rhea" Catherine said as she rushed to the archbishop "What happened" 

 

"She was poisoned, get the healers" Seteth shouted "I'll call assistance from our other friends in the other worlds"

 

Catherine nodded despite not knowing much about the other worlds.

 

"What now" Edelgard asked

 

"Now we band together" Seteth said "Our enemies are uniting, we must also unite or be annihilated. Know one thing Edelgard, I am truly sorry that the church has failed you, I do not condone your initial plan to destroy us but it has become clear to me recently we have blundered in many ways. Once Rhea awakes I will seek to try and rectify our mistakes"

 

"I will hold you to that" Edelgard said 

 

"All I ask of you is one thing" Seteth said "Continue your studies to grow as a leader, to be able to achieve your vision you mustn't fall behind"

 

Claude laughed "Of course you made this into a encouragement for studying" 

 

Seteth looked displeased

 

"Are you not a fan of studying Claude?" he said disapprovingly

 

Claude just shrugged 

 

Team JNPR who were on the side we're approached by Byleth

 

"I'm sorry I failed to protect you properly" she said

 

"No it's fine" Jaune said "We should probably go debrief the headmaster about this"

 

Ren had called for a portal back and they started walking back through only leaving Jaune to stop just before entering

 

"Maybe I could get some sword lessons sometime?" Jaune asked

 

Byleth smiled and nodded as Jaune left through the portal

Notes:

Sorry if it felt like JNPR we're sidelined this chapter but I feel gving the major revelations that happen it's justifiable

Chapter 80

Summary:

Chat gets a little bit of aftermath contex

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Alright after today I'm fucking exhausted

 

Ren: Is everything alright?

 

Claude: I don't even know anymore

 

Claude: Don't expect much word from anyone else from here though shit has been wild

 

Jaune: Can confirm

 

Luz: It's 11pm y'all

 

Claude: My brain cannot stop working

 

Ren: I was actually gonna head off soon, we're stealing the treasure tommorrow

 

Jaune: Luz, why are you up?

 

Luz: So I may have snuck out to figure out my goals so I can get a palisman

 

Link: Hey y'all are up as well, I'm currently exploring a pyramid

 

Claude: Cool

 

Edelgard :I also cannot sleep

 

Claude: I am not surprised 

 

Ren: Yeah the whole threat of people from out universes banding together to attack us seems like something you'd lose sleep over

 

Claude: Oh I don't think she was referring to that

 

Edelgard: That is true

 

Claude: Also just so everyone knows, Edelgard was being manipulated by some people to do bad things. 

 

Ren: F

 

Edelgard: That's your response to that

 

Claude: Yes it is indeed an F

 

Claude: TBF I totally get your gripes with the church but I still see flaws in the plan

 

Edelgard: Your going to be insufferable with this aren't you

 

Claude: Yep

 

Ren: Anyways it's late so imma bid adios

 

Claude: Same

 

 


-The next morning-

 

Luz: So last night the palismen we're attempted to be captured by the golden guard, he got betrayed by another emperors coven member and we worked together to save the palismen

 

Link: that was all in one night

 

Ren: Morgana is seething with that lack of sleep

 

Ryuji :yo leader we doing this

 

Ren: I thought we schedules for 1pm

 

Ryuji: oh i thought it was 11am

 

Ren: HOW?

 

Ann: Seriously Ryuji

 

Peppermint: Even Chai would

 

Peppermint: Actually no Chai would make that mistake

 

Izuku: Morning

 

Dwight: Why did I wake up to Luz not sleeping

 

Luz: It's not a a big deal

 

Dwighr: SLEEP!

Notes:

80 chapters huh, also god I am very exhausted, if you want to recommend one-shot ideas and are not in the discord I recommend leaving them in the comments

Chapter 81

Summary:

Just chaosssssssssssssss

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Another heart stolen

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Noice

 

Luz: Nice

 

Claude: So how is everyone else

 

Ren: Pretty good ngl

 

Ren: My cousin is coming to visit soon

 

Link:: Whelp I just helped the Gerudos, time to go to death mountain

 

Dwight: That sounds bad

 

Link: Besides the heat its pretty good, could go for some rock roast

 

Ren: Honestly that sounds good

 

jaune: Sup Y'all

 

Link: It has good crunch

 

Ren: Nice

 

Claude: What's in a rock roast

 

Link: Rock

 

Dwight: My god

 

Jaune: Okay why is Link eating rocks

 

Memelord Meg: Sup fuckers I have an announcement

 

Dwight: No swearing in front of the children

 

Deku: I'm not that innocent

 

Uravity: Yes you are

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Link how the heck can you eat rock

 

Link: Y'all are cowards

 

Luz: Wouldn't be the strangest thing I've eaten

 

Jaune: So @Memelord Meg what's the announcement

 

Memelord Meg: I'm glad you asked

 

Dwight: She's been typing a while

 

Luz: I wonder what it is

 

Memelord Meg: For too long us survivors have done nothing but survive and given the fact our enemies see it fit to keep hunting us down, if the Knight is anything to go by,  I have decided to form a hunter team in Remnant!

 

Jaune :Nice

 

Dwight: Didn't you want to become a runner

 

Memelord Meg: Tbh it was one of my passions but idk if I wanna do it anymore

 

Ruby: OOO do you have a team name yet

 

Memelord Meg: Nope, Couldn't think of anything with MJNF

 

Dwight: Wait don't tell me you roped Jake into this

 

Memelord Meg: Don't forget Nea and Feng

 

Dwight: You know I'm gonna be 4x as worried now

 

Memelord Meg: We'll be fine dad

 

Luz: Anyways I'm going to help King in a race, seeya

 

Jaune:Seeya Luz

 

Claude: So fun fact, I may have been reading a new book series that Luz recommended

 

Ren: is it that good witch series she talks about

 

Claude: Yeah and it's pretty good

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: We lost another one

 

Claude: I has fallen and can't get up from this hole I've dug

 

Dwight: Don't you mean Have

 

Claude :DID I STUTTER

 

Notes:

Aight I can't for the life of me come up with a team name for Meg's team

Chapter 82

Summary:

Y'all been waiting for this with Futaba and ships

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Alibaba has changed their name to Futaba

 

Futaba: Sup

 

Link: Ah yes the gremlin is here

 

Futaba: Mwehehe

 

Ryuji: How are you struggling with social interactions in real life but that's your first response here

 

Futaba: The internet is my home

 

Claude: Mood

 

Futaba: Indeed

 

Dwight: Don't spend too much time on there

 

Futaba: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

 

Ren: Oh not the binds

 

Futaba: Yes the binds

 

Jaune: What is a bind

 

Futaba has changed Jaune's name to Bind

 

Bind: That doesn't answer my question

 

Deku: Since when can we force change usernames

 

Futaba::¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Bind has changed their name to Jaune

 

CHAI CHAI CHAI: Messing with someone's username isn't cool

 

Futaba has changed CHAI CHAI CHAI to Chai

 

Chai: Wait I retract my statement

 

Peppermint: Too late your stuck with this for a while

 

Chai: aww

 

Deku: Well I have some good news and some bad news

 

Dwight: Is the bad news a villain attack

 

Deku: No

 

Dwight: Thank fuck

 

Link:: Is it multiple villain attacks

 

Deku: No its that my mom has been lying to me

 

Ren: Shit in what way

 

Deku: My dad isn't just working in America, he ditched us

 

Ren: Aight time to go hunting

 

Link: I'll bring pain

 

Claude: Let us show them the power of friendship

 

Link: Dude that wasn't cool

 

Ren: no no friendship is pretty based

 

Chai: What's the good news then

 

Jaune: I'm interested to hear it

 

Deku: She's dating again

 

Chai: Oh that's nice

 

Uravity: That's great Deku

 

Ren: Bet you he fainted 

 

Claude: Hey has Dwight been surprisingly quiet

 

Dwight: No

 

Claude: Seems like denial

 

Dwight: Denial of what

 

Memelord Meg: Dwight just tell him

 

Claude: Is Dwight banging Izuku's mom

 

Dwight: WAIT NO

 

Funcle Ace: Actually it's Adam

 

Ren: LMAO

 

Deku: As long as she's happy

 

Luz: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Deku: Luz what happened?

 

Luz: I have a gf

 

Link: Yes.gif

 

Peppermint: You asked out Amity?

 

Luz: We both did

 

Eda: It was sickeningly adorable

 

Peppermint: I can rest easy now

 

Claude: Damn didn't know this was the day of the dates

 

Ren: Aight I bet none of y'all can ask out your crushes

 

Uravity: How much are we talking

 

Ren: 2000 yen

 

Uravity: Aight

 

Ren: Now we wait

 

Deku: Why do I hear knocking on my door

 

Claude: Noice

 

Deku: JEOUAFPPBAVNOISVBIAUGNGI[VU[SHE[IUFGNAI

Notes:

Honestly I had to resist the urge to make a joke about Izuku's dad being from another universe especially with a certain lost swordsman

Chapter 83

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jaune: Well, that could have gone better  

 

Ren: Wassup  

 

Ruby: We may have started a food fight in the cafeteria, Team Rwby won   

 

Ren: Damn I thought those we’re myths  

 

Claude: Interesting idea  

 

Edelgard: Claude do not  

 

Dimitri: Claude do  

 

Edelgard: You shouldn’t encourage him  

 

Dimitri: I am still mildly angry at you   

 

Edelgard: Are you really that petty  

 

Dimitri: Yes  

 

Claude: Nice  

 

Deku: End my suffering  

 

Link: No  

 

Dwight: What’s wrong  

 

Deku: We’re doing a dorm room rating contest and I was exposed  

 

Hitoshi: Honestly I expected that shit  

 

Uravity: Same, I wish I had the money to buy stuff like that  

 

Ren: Wait are y’all already back at school  

 

Deku: No  

 

Jaune: Yes  

 

Ren: Why are you in the dorms then?  

 

Deku: Because it boosts morale? I don’t really know too be honest  

 

Hitoshi: It was optional as well to move in now, most just jumped at the opportunity  

 

Chai: Can I please have my nickname back now  

 

Peppermint: No  

 

Futaba: No  

 

Chai: I am in misery  

 

Dwight: Anyone notice a lack of Luz  

 

Chai:@Luz  

 

Amity: Luz is sick with the common mold right now  

 

Ren: Hehe common mold  

 

Amity: I’m looking after her as an awesome girlfriend should do  

 

Claude: Flex your romance on us some more will ya  

 

Amity: I wasn’t flexing, just stating my goals  

 

Ruby: I crave cookies  

 

Ren: Get Weiss to buy you some  

 

Ruby: @Weiss buy cookies  

 

Weiss: Only if you study later  

 

Ruby: Deal since I was going to study anyways  

 

Weiss: I’ll stop by that new S-Mart place  

 

Dwight: Wait S-Mart  

 

Memelord Meg: That son of a gun did it  

 

Weiss:?  

 

Memelord Meg: Ash opened his own S-Mart  

 

Memelord Meg: HE IS THE MANAGER NOW  

 

Dwight: I’ll explain Meg’s reaction later  

 

Link: No don’t it’s more funny that way  

Notes:

I'm glad i prepared this chapter

Chapter 84

Summary:

Mario Kart

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: Guess who's feeling better

 

Ren: Nice

 

Luz: Yep and we're thinking about making a makeshift portal soon

 

Peppermint: Remember to actually test it first

 

Chai: It was one time

 

Peppermint: One too many

 

Dwight: I have to agree with Peppermint

 

Claude: So I'm lowkey bored

 

Dwight: Hi Lowkey bored, I'm dad

 

Claude: ...

 

Jaune: If your bored you could come hang out with me and Deku

 

Deku: Yep 

 

Claude: Hol up you didn't invite anyone else

 

Deku: Slipped my mind 

 

Jaune: We're at the U.A dorms playing video games

 

Futaba: Did someone mention video games

 

Jaune: Yes

 

Futaba: I shall judge your choice of game

 

Deku: Is mario kart sufficient

 

Futaba: Darthvaderacceptable.gif

 

Jaune: Btw Ochaco is fucking demolishing us

 

Uravity: Git gud

 

Ren: Never though you'd be a competitive gamer

 

Deku: You should have seen her reaction to the sports festival

 

Deku: Also can I have a crumb of victory

 

Uravity: No, in Mario Kart we are enemies, so you cannot pull the bf card

 

Deku: damn

 

Dwight: I haven't played Mario Kart since the Wii

 

Chai: Aint wii something you say when your having fun

 

Peppermint: I lost brain cells from this 

 

Jaune: Deku are you sure that the characters don't have stats

 

Deku: Yes Samus does not have different stats despite Ochaco's victories 

 

Luz: Samus?

 

Deku: One of the guest characters

 

Luz: Huh in my universe the guest is Kirby

 

Ren: Ngl Kirby is based

 

Link: Why do those names sound familiar

Notes:

Sorry for the short chapter today, I spent too much time playing games and am tired as eff

Chapter 85

Summary:

Oh no

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ruby: @Weiss are you ready for our investigation

 

Link: What are you investigating

 

Ren: Reminds me my friend was part of a group people nicknamed the investigation team

 

Ruby: Okay we're looking into white fang activity because we think they're up to something

 

Weiss: Ruby why did you admit that

 

Ruby: I don't think anyone will expose us

 

Ozpin: This tea is lovely

 

Ruby: oh

 

Ozpin: Also I commend your planning to help people Miss Rose but I cannot sanction your team going on a lone investigation. I will however allow it on one condition

 

Weiss: That being?

 

Ozpin: You will be overseen by Qrow Branwen 

 

Ruby: Deal

 

Deku: Hmm I'm wondering if I should add something to my equipment next semester

 

Ren: A gun

 

Deku :No

 

Ren: Your loss

 

Claude :I don't have much in the way of suggestions

 

Dwight: Me neither

 

Chai: Guitar!!!!!

 

Peppermint: Another Chai is an idiot statement ladies and gentlemen

 

Ren: Well in news over here. we're going on a beach trip

 

Chai: Can we come

 

Ren: No solely since we do not have the ability to rent an entire beach

 

Chai: Aww man

 

Link: Well I have made my way back to base camp in my car

 

Ren: That thing you showed was not a car

 

Link: It had wheels and a steering wheel

 

Ren: It also had spikes and turrets

 

Ren: that is a war rig

 

Link: Aight I can live with that

 

Dwight :I've recently got a job

 

Link: Where?

 

Dwight: Just working as office support at Beacon, the amount of paperwork here makes me wonder how it's not fallen apart

 

Claude: On a different note where is our lovable Cinnamon roll

 

Uravity: Deku was here a few minutes ago wytb

 

Claude: I didn't mean your boyfriend I meant Luz

 

Amity: She was testing the portal today

 

Luz: I bac

 

Claude: Great timing how did the portal go

 

Luz: I don't wanna talk about it right now

 

Peppermint: sent link to 808 pic folder no 29

 

Luz: Thanks 

 

Peppermint: No problem

 

Notes:

Luz is an expert at bottling up ya know

Also Link is rapidly approaching death mountain which will be a fun time

Chapter 86

Summary:

Legs

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: I have made a breakthrough

 

Claude: Have you stopped breaking bones

 

Deku: No but I HAVE LEGS I CAN USE

 

Link: Dear god the child will break his legs next

 

Jaune: Izuku my friend do not break your legs

 

Jaune: Mainly since that's Nora's thing

 

Ren: Beach Day is today for me so I'll let y'all get on with your stuff without my sass

 

Claude: But my meme buddy

 

Chai: I can be your meme buddy

 

Claude: No

 

Chai: This is bullying

 

Peppermint: No it's not

 

Dwight: Alright I'm annoyed

 

Jaune: What happened

 

Dwight: Someone stole my coffee 

 

Claude: How dare they 

 

Luz: Agreed how dare they

 

Dwight: It is what it is, how are you by the way Luz

 

Luz: I'm fine, we're currently seeing about helping Eda rescue a 'friend'

 

Claude: Noice

 

Claude: We haven't been doing much, I think Seteth wants our next mission to be investigating a poisoning case with some doctors in a nearby village

 

Claude: Frankly the likelihood it's something not important are pretty low

 

Edelgard: It wouldn't be surprising for them to poison people for experiments

 

Dimitri: I swear to the Goddess if they did anything to those who disappeared at Duscur

 

Edelgard: We will show them no mercy

 

Dimitri: Indeed

 

Claude: I feel kinda out of place now since I have no real personal connection to these shits

 

Claude: Not saying I'm gonna slack off either tho

 

Chai: Honestly with our enemies banding together things have gotten scarier 

 

Dwight: We can't give up hope though

 

Chai: True

 

Uravity: On a lighter note Deku just did a blinding smile

 

Claude: Simp

 

Uravity: Want to know what the stratosphere tastes like

 

Claude: Ngl I kind of do 

 

Link: MMM stratosphere

 

Dwight: Y'all are weird

 

 

Notes:

Sorry for less Luz and Ren this chapter but they'll be getting their moments soon.tm

Chapter 87

Summary:

We reach the gorons

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Aight how do y'all feel about beans

 

Claude: What type

 

Ren: Jelly beans?

 

Claude: Never had them

 

Luz: You haven't had jelly beans?

 

Claude: Nope

 

Dwight: Could be they don't exist in Fodlan

 

Edelgard: Yes and no, it's typically made in Adrestia 

 

Jaune: Why have we been talking about food lately

 

Claude: Hey I was curious

 

Chai: Can we rename Claude Stratopshere Enjoyer

 

{REDACTED}: No

 

Chai: Can I have my old username back

 

{REDACTED}: Learn how to spell first

 

Ren: Holy shit she fucking killed him

 

Deku: So how is everyone this fine morning

 

Link: Climbing death mountain

 

Ren: School is starting back tomorrow so RIP free time

 

Makoto: Well on the bright side we have the Hawaii trip the next Wednesday

 

Ren: Can I go on that?

 

Makoto: Yes, Some third years are going as chaperones as well 

 

Ren: Nice

 

Claude: Am I detecting tea

 

Dimitri: Ah yes me and the professor are having tea

 

Claude: Dimitri buddy, that isn't what i meant

 

Dwight: The paperwork at Beacon is taxing but rewarding

 

Memelord Meg: Dwight is lord of the office

 

Luz: Should we get him a mug that says that

 

Ren: BRB gonna call Kanji to get that made

 

Deku: We're going to be taking our provisional license exam soon as well

 

Claude: Oh shit I heard about that from teach

 

Deku: Really?

 

Claude: Yeah she's gonna spectate it to get more knowledge from fellow teachers 

 

Deku: That's cool

 

Chai: Damn I wish I had anything but meetings and work going on

 

Peppermint: Speaking of which you do know this is our break hour

 

Chai: Huh but I was still working on ideas

 

Peppermint: Exactly so stop and relax

 

Chai: Don't gotta tell me twice

 

Dwight: What are these ideas

 

Peppermint: Events that could bring attention to us, Chai surprisingly has some interesting ideas

 

Luz: I'm going to be hanging out with my cool Aunt Lilith

 

Deku: Didn't she try and murder you

 

Luz: She got better

 

Link: I speedran up death mountain and uhh

 

Link: RockRoast?.jpg

 

Ren: My brother how do you have teeth still

 

Link: IDK but this ain't normal rock roast

 

Link: Also the fucking Gorons are acting weird

 

Ren: How so?

 

Link: They seem more irritable and mean than usual, some have extreme mood swings and the roast itself is apparently causing fights

 

Nedzu: Are their eyes dilated

 

Link: Yes

 

Nedzu: Oh dear it appears this new rock roast has effects akin to cocaine

 

Ren: Holy fuck someone supplied them with hard drugs

 

Deku: This is bad

 

Dwight: it really is

 

Link: And here I thought Ganon couldn't get any lower

 

Link: THE ONLY DRUG ACCEPTABLE IS WEED IN MODERATION

 

Claude: Ngl Link smoking weed does nor surprise me

Notes:

Fun fact I had to look up the effects of crack for this chapter

Chapter 88

Summary:

Prep for Hawaii and plans for dancing

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: What should I bring to Hawaii 

 

Dwight: Sunscreen

 

Luz: Swimming clothes

 

Claude: Makoto

 

Ren: I would but I'm pretty sure Makoto is bringing Makoto

 

Jaune: Yo the beacon dance is coming up as well

 

Jaune: Anyone else wanna come

 

Claude: If it's a party count me in 

 

Chai: Same

 

Link: Mayhaps

 

Luz: I can bring my sweet potato

 

Jaune: Luz I'm pretty sure we have food already

 

Luz: Oh no that's a nickname for Amity

 

Peppermint: My god that's adorable

 

Jaune: Y'all are flexing on the single squad

 

Chai: Yea

 

Claude: Jaune if you we're more aware you could get a girlfriend

 

Jaune: What's that supposed to mean

 

Claude: Someone has an obvious crush on you

 

Jaune: Nice joke y'all

 

Deku: Even I can see the pining

 

Jaune: Nice arguement but can you back it up with a source

 

Claude: @Ren from Rem

 

Ren from Rem: I am a source and i say yes

 

Jaune: Okay but how do I ask out someone who I don't know the identity of

 

Claude: Just keep yourself open

 

Jaune: Aight

 

Deku: I'm also lowkey jealous of the Hawaii trip since we're doing the provisional license exam that day

 

Ren: F

 

Link: F

 

Claude: F

 

{REDACTED}: F

Notes:

Poor Jaune the master of obliviousness

Chapter 89

Summary:

Updates on Ashe

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chai: SO bored

 

Peppermint: Chai you can't ditch your responsibilities 

 

Ren: He can but he wouldn't survive

 

Peppermint: True

 

Chai: I wish I was in Hawaii 

 

Ren: You jelly?

 

Luz: I would be 

 

Luz: Maybe we should do something soon

 

Claude: Alright hear me out, group mock battles

 

Luz: That sounds fun!

 

Deku: Will probably need to be next week though since we have the provisional license exams

 

Jaune: I'd be up for it, could be beneficial 

 

Nedzu: I shall arrange it then

 

Ren: Also @Futaba how's Morgana

 

Futaba: He seems fine, maybe a bit mopey.

 

Deku: I wonder why

 

Ren: Hope he's alright

 

Deku: Also how's Ashe doing?

 

Claude: Oh yeah he's doing better now, the new arm is taking time to get used to

 

Edelgard: Furthermore the Ashen wolves have been assigned to our houses due to the passing of Aelfric

 

Link: Alright I have encountered a bit of a problem

 

Ren: What's up

 

Link: Well to put it lightly there is an underground temple beneath death mountain that seems to hold the source of the marbled rock roast

 

Ren: I fail to see how that is a problem for you

 

Link: I CAN'T SEE SHIT

 

Dwight: Want me to send you one of our flashlights from the realm

 

Link: Yes

 

Peppermint: Let me fire up the portal

 

Luz: Also me and Amity are setting up a Azura Book Club at Hexside

 

Dimitri: Funny you should mention that, Ashe has become a fan with the copy you sent him as a get well soon present

 

Luz: That's great

 

Dimitri: Indeed

 

Chai: I'm still bored

 

Dwighr: Hi Still Bored. I'm Dwight

 

Peppermint: Chai just crawled into a corner 

 

Link: I would be too if I set myself up for a dad joke

Notes:

Ashe is officially absorbed into the Azura fandom

Chapter 90

Summary:

Provisional license exam and plans for joint training

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link: I beat up a rock spider that was the source of the marbled rock roast

 

Jaune: That makes that sound way more gross

 

Link: Regular rock roast is good tho

 

Deku: Press x to doubt

 

Ren: Yusuke is in Hawaii

 

Jaune: Howmst

 

Deku: That's not a word

 

Jaune: I though it was

 

Deku: No it's not 

 

Claude: Okay y'all settle this debate for me

 

Claude: Is it tomato or tomato

 

Dwight: Claude we can't tell the difference in text

 

Jaune: Ngl I read them differently 

 

Luz: To-mat-to

 

Ren: Also when is our joint training thing happening

 

Deku: Next Saturday

 

Ren: Aight

 

Jaune: How is the whole training session gonna go, Aura for example means our weapons may be a bit too lethal

 

Deku: I'm pretty sure Nedzu has arranged for most of the people taking part's aura to be unlocked

 

Claude: Nice aura sounds fun

 

Deku: It does sound genuinely great as a defensive option

 

Dwight: Also to clarify since I'm part of the organisers, it'll mostly be the students sparring

 

Link: Damn so no sparring for me

 

Dwight : No

 

Link: Cowabummer

 

Uravity: Deku we're arriving at the exam grounds

 

Ren: Oh your doing that today

 

Deku: Yep wish me luck

 

Luz: You don't need luck, you got this!

 

Claude: He needs luck with how much he runs into villians

 

Dwight: Do not jinx it Claude

 

Claude: I have given up on the jinxes at this point

 

Claude: It is what it is

Notes:

Sorry for a shorter chapter but I had a rough night and am pretty exhausted

though you will all be rewarded soon enough

Chapter 91

Summary:

Provisional exams pt1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"We're here" Aizawa said as the bus came to a stop. 1-A departed from the vehicle.

 

"Make sure to remember your cases" Adam said as he took a sip of tea in his thermos. "Also thanks for bringing me along Eraser"

 

"It was a logical decision since your a new U.A teacher" Aizawa responded before approaching his students. "If you can pass this test and get your provisional licenses, then you novice eggs will become chicks, you'll hatch into semi-pros. Do your best"

 

"All right!" Kaminari shouted. 

 

Kirishima decided then to one up Kaminari's enthusiasm by shouting 

 

"PLUS ULTRA!" 

 

"Love that passion" A voice came from the side. A short haired boy wearing a cap from Shikestu was pumping his fist up and down.

 

After a quick exchange with Shikestu, the telltale signs of Peppermint's teleporter appeared hovering above the pavement, fluctuating until it deposited Byleth.

 

"Sorry I'm late" Byleth said 

 

"It's no problem" Aizawa responded "It's not like we've..."

 

"Eraser?" A cheery voice came causing Aizawa to freeze on the spot. "It's you isn't it Eraser?"

 

"Joke" he sighed

 

"Lets get married" she said upon reaching him

 

"No" he responded getting a questioning look from Adam who had sworn he'd heard Eraser was already married.

 

After another small conversation with the students of Ketsubustu the students headed inside the the exam grounds separating from their teachers.

 

-Elsewhere in the building-

 

"We're here" Toga said into a phone as she fixed the hat of her disguise

 

"Excellent"  a voice came from the other side. "Make sure to not to raise any alarms, this is scouting not assassination"

 

"Do not worry" replied another Shiketsu student. "We'll play our parts"

 

"Belos spoke highly when recommending you, make sure you get the job done" the voice said before ending the call

 

Adrian scoffed under his illusion before standing back up.

 

"Let us take to the stage"

 

Notes:

You may have noticed we now have cover art on the first chapter

This was made since our 1 year anniversary is coming up soon

Chapter 92

Summary:

Provisional license spectating and a view into the Cabal

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"There doesn't seem to be many people watching this" Adam said as he took out a notebook to mark down his thoughts

 

"Most teachers tend to sit in the seats closest to their students" Aizawa responded 

 

"Hey Eraser your fly is down" Ms Joke said causing Aizawa to glare at the fellow teacher. "Still I'm surprised you still have all your students, actually am I counting it wrong or do you have 21"

 

"They all have potential" Aizawa responded "Even those who may not seem like it"

 

"Aww don't try and trick me, you like your students this year" Miss Joke said laughing. "Go out with me?"

 

"No" 

 

Adam coughed into his hand. "Aren't you already married Eraser" he asked

 

Miss Joke look shocked at that statement

 

"Yes" Aizawa responded before closing his eyes and trying to mentally drown out Joke's voice

 

"Jeez Eraser I'm sorry if I made ya uncomfortable" Miss Joke said looking ashamed 

 

"It didn't" Eraser responded "I just worry the amount of headaches if you and my husband met"

 

Joke smiled at that. "Guess I'll need new material to annoy you with, hey what about her is she single?" 

 

Joke pointed to Byleth who simply nodded

 

"Wanna go out?" Joke asked

 

"Sure" Byleth responded

 

Aizawa was thankful for Byleth's blunt response as Joke proceeded to shut up 

 

"Oh it looks like they've encountered their first enemies" Adam said as they watched the students. 

 

-1 hour later-

 

"It seems U.A is at a steady pace to pass" Byleth muttered

 

Adam nodded "We already had Bakugo's group, Yaoyorozu's group and Todoroki pass. That's not even mentioning Midoriya who has made a plan with Sero, Shinso and Uraraka"

 

"True however the rest are still scattered and panicked" Aizawa responded

 

 


 

"Have you finished your recon" a voice came from the phone

 

"Yes, we're heading to extract now" Adrian said as he walked with Toga through the corridors

 

"That was fun" Toga said still in her Camie disguise

 

"I found it painfully mediocre" Adrian said with a sigh before turning to Toga "Although your acting was superb, perhaps I should get you to help teach some of our scouts some actual acting skills"

 

Toga smiled as they stepped through the fog that filled the corridor. As they appeared in the new war room for the cabal Twice greeted them

 

"Hey Toga did you have fun, must have sucked" Twice said

 

"I did" Toga said smiling "I even got some of Izuku's blood"

 

The doors to the room opened as Kale walked through with Cinder

 

"I hope you succeeded" Cinder said 

 

"We did" Adrian said pulling out a book "In here is the notes I took of the students abilities"

 

Cinder smiled as she took the book.

 

"Twice how is the operation in Mountain Glenn" Kale asked

 

"Terrible, All good boss man" Twice responded

 

Kale sighed as he looked to Toga

 

"Jin means it's going good" Toga said

 

"Thank you" Kale said "We recently got an offer from some Yakuza to work with them, Shigiraki is going to meet them tonight so I want all the league to be there on best behaviour" 

 

"What about me" Adrian asked

 

"I don't care go do what ever the fuck Belos makes you do" Kale responded as he walked out of the room 

 

Cinder sighed "He has been in that shitty mood all day, I wonder what pissed him off"

Notes:

Hehe bet you didn't see Miss Joke being a bisexual disaster

Chapter 93

Summary:

Aftermath of the provisional license exam

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: Got back from out provisonal license exam

 

Link: Yo how'd it go

 

Deku: Alright, most of us passed

 

Discount Pikachu: I'm still calling bullshit on Bakugo failing

 

Ren: How so

 

Discount Pikachu: Some fucker literally used his recent kidnapping to make him freeze up during the rescue exercise

 

Hitoshi: I'm pretty sure Eraserhead made sure to voice his complaints on conduct

 

Shoto: I also failed

 

Chai: That's rough buddy

 

Peppermint: Did you really make that joke

 

Chai: Huh what joke?

 

Dwight: You sweet summer child

 

Claude: Aura is pretty cool ngl

 

Ren: Huh, did you get it unlocked

 

Claude: Yeah in prep for that joint training exercise 

 

Hilda: Mine ironically isn't pink

 

Link: Honestly I am stumped rn

 

Ren: Why?

 

Link: Apparently there is one more sage but idk where they are, especially since I've checked each site

 

Luz: Do you need them all?

 

Link: IMO yes

 

Link: I get one shot and I ain't going in without prep

 

Ren: Who wins Link with prep time or a god

 

Claude: How much prep time are we talking

 

Ren: umm unlimited

 

Jaune: Link wins, prep time is overpowered

 

Ren: Wouldn't know I barely get any

Notes:

Shorter chapter covering a small aftermath of the provisonal license exam

Also I am please to announce that next week is the fic's one year anniversary, because of this I will be holding some tbd events in my discord
https://discord.gg/KUjmxxeX

Also also hope you like trauma because we may reach overbitch soon

Chapter 94

Summary:

The aftermath of a spar

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Yo @Edelgard any news on when the blue lions are back from Remire

 

Edelgard: No

 

Claude: Damn I found something funny for Mercedes

 

Claude: Did you know her name is a car brand in Izuku's universe

 

Dwight: Oh yeah it was one in my world as well

 

Claude: Neat

 

Luz: So fun fact I forgot to mention, the golden guard guy apparently has a social media account now

 

Luz: I am bugging him for info

 

Claude: Add him to the chat 

 

Claude: Reason: It's funny

 

Ren: I agree with this statement

 

Jaune: I don't think adding a potential enemy is a good idea

 

Luz has added RulerzReachF4n to the chat

 

Ren:LMFAO

 

RulerzReachF4n: STOP PESTERING ME HUMAN

 

RulerzReachF4n has left the chat

 

Ren: Wait we can leave

 

Claude: Why would we to begin with

 

Deku: Hey is it alright if I add Kacchan now

 

Uravity: Why tho

 

Deku: We aired some things out last night

 

Hitoshi: I heard Aizawa grumbling about it

 

Deku: Yeah he was supervising us as we sparred and aired things out

 

{REDACTED}: Sure

 

Dwight: My god Ash has already created a popular supermarket

 

Deku added Katsuki Bakugo to the chat

 

Katsuki Bakugo changed their username to Bakugo

 

Bakugo: Finally I'm in this thing. 

 

Luz: Hello!

 

Chai: Sup

 

Bakugo: Also have you told them yet nerd

 

Deku: UHAFUPOHVAUOS

 

Bakugo: I THOUGHT YOU AGREED TO TELL THEM AFTER LAST NIGHT

 

Deku: ihadtosleep

 

Ren: Sus

 

Claude: Call a meeting cus Izuku is on the stand

 

Deku: Okay, After a talk with Bakugo and All MIght I've decided to come out and say it

 

Chai: YOUR GAY!

 

Deku: IOEFAHOSIH

 

Bakugo: *wheeze*

 

Deku: NO I WAS JUST GONNA SAY I WASN'T BORN WITH A QUIRK

 

Uravity: Thank god

 

Shoto: We'll need more details than that

 

Deku: Basically All Might had a quirk that could stockpile power and be passed on so he chose me as the 9th

 

Shoto: Darn

 

Claude: @Shoto PAY UP

 

Deku: Wait what

 

Claude: We had a bet going whether All Might was your dad or he just gave you his power

 

Deku:  HOW DID YOU GUESS

 

Claude: Luck tbh

 

Link: So does this mean he is the chosen one

 

Ren: That's a good question actually

 

Deku: You are all taking this very well

 

Ren: Not our world to question this stuff

 

Deku: Fair

 

Chai: Hey what would happen if two birds flew into eachother

 

Bakugo: Moron

 

Chai: Don't bully me

 

Claude: No bully Chai

 

Bakugo: aight.jpeg

Notes:

In the words of a certain speedster

"What did you not see that coming"

Chapter 95

Summary:

Haru ^_^

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: So last night and this morning was a thing

 

Claude: A good or bad thing

 

Ren: neither really

 

Ren: Morgana felt underappreciated and stormed off last night to get some fresh air and by the time he came back the next morning he had a new member for us 

 

Claude: Can see why that's a neutral

 

Ren: Yeah and as is tradition I'm gonna add our new member to the chat

 

Ren has added Haru Okumura to the chat

 

Haru Okumura has changed their name to Haru

 

Haru: Hello ^_^

 

Luz: Hiya 

 

Ryuji: We also have our next target

 

Claude: Whomst

 

Dwight: Did you just say Whomst

 

Claude: Indeedily 

 

Haru: My father

 

Claude: Now I feel bad

 

Deku: That isn't the best scenario

 

Haru: He is exploiting workers in his business and I cannot turn a blind eye any longer

 

Link: Viva la Revolution

 

Haru:  Indeed 

 

Haru: I also didn't know there we're so many phantom thieves

 

Ren: Oh fuck

 

Ryuji: Dude you forgot to tell Haru 

 

Haru: Oh I'm sorry should I not have said that

 

Peppermint: Nah it's fine, this group chat spans universes 

 

Haru: I see

 

Haru: If that is the case can someone send me interesting new plants to grow, I'll pay good money for them

 

Luz: I'm pretty sure WIllow may be able to give tips

 

Link: Want some bomb flowers

 

Dwight: Link do not send her bomb flowers

 

Haru: I could load them into my grenade launcher

 

Dwight:...

 

Chai: Did not see that one coming

 

Ren: That's our motto

 

Jaune: So is Haru joining us for the training exercise tomorrow

 

Ren: shda8sh I forgot about that

 

Haru: Sounds fun

 

Haru: I can test out some new axe techniques

 

Chai: I am scared

 

Link: Your not even participating

 

Chai: THAT CHANGES NOTHING

 

Notes:

Next chapter is the beginning of the training arc which should span a few chapters

Also reminder the 1 year anniversary of the fic is in 2 days time as of posting, I'll be hosting events on the discord for it including a quiz and Q&A

Chapter 96

Summary:

Training arc begins

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Class 1-A we are heading to the training grounds" Iida shouted "Let us proceed in an orderly fashion"

 

"SHUT UP ENGINES" Bakugo shouted back as he stomped out of the changing rooms 

 

"Can't believe we're doing an exercise with other worlds" Kirishima said as he walked out with Kaminari behind him

 

"I'm still getting over how we all got major buffs with this aura thing"  Kaminari admitted

 

The class walked for about 10 minutes before they found themselves at one of U.A's fake battlegrounds. The teachers there were already conversing with the other school's students talking amongst themselves

 

"Hey Izuku" Jaune shouted as he spotted them

 

Izuku waved back as Iida approached Aizawa

 

"Sir, the entire class is here" Iida said 

 

"Good that means we're just waiting on the thieves and the hexside students" Aizawa muttered "This is gonna be a nightmare to watch over"

 

As Aizawa said that another portal opened up with Luz and her friends walking through with Eda behind drinking what Aizawa hoped wasn't alcohol. Luz on the other hand was shaking with excitement. After the groups continued to converse, 

 

"So Ashe, are you an official Azura fan" Luz asked the grey haired boy

 

"Yeah" He admitted rubbing his neck "I really like Sir Jay"

 

"He's a great friend to Azura" Luz admitted "Although some of his fans really got mad when he accidently helped the bad guy"

 

"It was an honest mistake and he got punished in the next book" Ashe said "Him learning to adapt with a new arm was inspiring given my situation"

 

They continued chatting as the final portal appeared with the thieves coming through

 

"Great everyone is here" Aizawa said as he turned to All Might who was finishing his conversation with Byleth "Yagi, your up"

 

"Ah yes" All Might replied as he stepped on a small box and coughed to get everyone's attention. "Since your all here we will begin explaining the exercise planned, for this we decided to test general combat skills, teamwork and keeping a balance of offense and defence. For this exercise you all will be separated into four teams, as a team you will be given 3 flags and a base, you must hide and defend these 3 flags in your base whilst attempting to steal the other team's flags. You have a question young Riegan"

 

"How will the teams be decided" Claude asked

 

"It will be randomised" All Might answered "You have a question Young Shinsou?"

 

"What happens if someone can't fight" Shinsou asked

 

"If someone cannot fight anymore they can be captured and taken out of the game" All Might responded. "To confirm this you must lower their aura to 10 percent and then use capture tape. Any more questions? No, then let's roll the teams"

 

They looked up to a monitor at the side of the training ground to see what the teams would be as the names flashed in each column

 

Team 1 

  • Willow 
  • Shinso 
  • Claude 
  • Ignatz 
  • Blake 
  • Marianne
  • Pyrrha 
  • Petra 
  • Sato 
  • Sylvain 
  • Ruby 
  • Ferdinand 
  • Todoroki 
  • Mercedes 
  • Yusuke 
  • Yuri 
  • Iida 
  • Koda 

 

  • Group 2 
  • Ashe 
  • Morgana 
  • Caspar 
  • Ann 
  • Annette 
  • Futaba 
  • Kirishima 
  • Sero 
  • Balthus 
  • Dorothea 
  • Ojiro 
  • Lysithea 
  • Hubert 
  • Izuku 
  • Gus 
  • Hapi 
  • Jirou 

 

  • Group 3 
  • Nora 
  • Linhardt 
  • Jaune 
  • Amity 
  • Constance 
  • Dedue 
  • Edelgard 
  • Ryuji 
  • Luz 
  • Ren 
  • Bakugo 
  • Ingird 
  • Hagakure
  • Lorenz 
  • Mineta 
  • Makoto 
  • Hilda 
  • Group 4 
  • Aoyama 
  • Denki 
  • Yang 
  • Leonie 
  • Bernadetta 
  • Tokoyami 
  • Raphael 
  • Weiss 
  • Felix 
  • Shoji 
  • Tsu 
  • Dimitri 
  • Ashido 
  • Yaomomo 
  • Haru 
  • Uravity 
  • Joker 

 

Notes:

Fun fact these teams were 100% randomised for fun and I got some pretty good potential out of them

Chapter 97

Summary:

Team plans

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Team 1's Base-

 

"Alright so what's the plan team?"  Claude asked as they stood in their base

 

"Perhaps we should figure out who to target first?"  Blake suggested

 

"We could, however I personally think we should play defensively for the first half, then blitz them in the second half" Claude suggested

 

"It could work" Iida said as he put his hand up to his chin. 

 

"Maybe we could send a recon team at the start as well" Ruby suggested. "I can use my semblance to evade them"

 

"Koda could also gain intel with his quirk" Todoroki added

 

"Alright so Koda and Ruby are on intel, I say Todoroki and Willow should focus on fortifying and general defence" Claude suggested "Sylvain, Petra, Yuri and Ferdinand could focus on patrols"

 

"Actually I may be better with intel gathering" Yuri said

 

"Alright so instead of Yuri patrolling we have Ignatz" Claude corrected "Me, Shinso, Blake, Iida, Pyrrha and Yusuke will be the strike force when it comes to raiding the enemies' bases. Mercedes and Marianne will be designated healers and Sato could be their protection"

 

"You forgot about me didn't you" Sato sighed

 

"My bad dude but we will need protection, the healers are always a high priority target" Claude responded

 

-Team 3's Base-

"STOP SLACKING OFF PINKIE" Bakugo shouted as he carried defensive equipment

 

"Your not the boss of me" Hilda replied. "Plus Linhardt is also slacking"

 

"DOESN'T MATTER, BOTH OF YOU MOVE IT" Bakugo said with sparks coming from his hand

 

"Dude chill out" Ryuji said

 

"SHUT IT" Bakugo said before dumping the materials in the pile they made. An abomination came and grabbed some materials which we're being setup by Amity 

 

At that moment Jaune entered the room and coughed

 

"So Me Edelgard and Makoto came up with a game plan" Jaune said

 

"Let's hear it" Ryuji said 

 

"So we're having two teams  one for offense and one for defence" Jaune said "Bakugo, Ryuji your with my attacking team"

 

"Who else is on the team" Bakugo asked

 

"Ren, Nora, Makoto, Ingrid and Hagakure" Jaune replied. "Everyone else will be defence"

 

"Cool" Ryuji responded before he heard a small explosion and cackling from Constance 

 

"I WILL SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF HOUSE NUVELLE" Constance loudly exclaimed from the other room 

 

-Team 4-

"I WIN" Yang shouted as she overpowered Raphael's arm 

 

"Damn your pretty strong" Raphael said "Best out of 9?"

 

"Will you two focus" Weiss asked

 

"I'm gonna be attacking anyways Weiss cream" Yang replied 

 

"She's not wrong" Dimitri sighed as they sat around the room "I'll take the defensive team sure"

 

"Then I want to be on attack" Felix said 

 

"Okay we set up a ballista" Leonie said as she walked into the room

 

Kaminari who was drinking water did a spit take

 

"YOU MADE A BALLISTA!" he said

 

"Actually I did" Yaoyorozu said

 

"THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT" he said

 

"Ren are you good to spearhead the offense team?" Dimitri asked

 

"Sure but call me Joker so I don't get mixed up with the other Ren" he said

 

"Bu the other Ren is on another team" Kaminari said

 

"And another team has someone who needs verbal responses to brainwash us" Joker replied

 

 

-Team 2's Base-

"That's a good point Shinso could be annoying" Futaba muttered softly 

 

"Anyone else feels kinda scummy for spying on them" Ojiro asked

 

"We're using our abilities to our advantage" Hubert replied 

 

" I think Ojiro means more so that we have the majority of info gatherers" Sero chuckled

 

"Either way this gives us a clear idea what the enemy is doing" Midoriya said as he stood up. "Let's win this"

 

Notes:

I am god diddly damn exhausted from the past few days, so much to do and so much to see

so what's wrong with taking the backstreets

Chapter 98

Summary:

Training arc part 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"IT'S TIME FOR THE BATTLE TO START" a voice blared across the battlefield

 

Ruby used her semblance to quickly scale a building before taking out Crescent Rose and changing it to it's sniper rifle form, she looked through the scope to see if she could spot where enemies would be coming from. She quickly noticed that in the southeast there we're explosions heard but no buildings being toppled

 

"Probably Yang or the explosion boy" Ruby said out loud. 

 

WHOOSH

 

She stopped looking down her scope just in time to dodge a ballista shot from the south. Deciding to not risk getting ko'd, she retreated back to the base

 

 

-Meanwhile with Group 3 assault team-

 

"So what team are we aiming for" Bakugo said as he ran with the group

 

"Hopefully 2 or 4, given Claude may try for defensive tactics with Todoroki" Jaune replied

 

Bakugo just let out an affirmative grunt as they moved through an Alley into an open street

 

"PSIODYNE"

 

The team barely had enough time to dodge the psychic attack that landed near Makoto

 

"Apologies but we cannot let you through" Haru said as she stood on a rooftop with Joker and Yang

 

 

-Group 1's base-

 

"Someone has a ballista" Ruby said as she landed through the open window

 

"Probably team four since they have Yaoyorozu" Todoroki responded

 

"Koda any other info?" Claude asked as the boy used his quirk summoning some birds to gather info

 

"They're saying the bases are south, southeast and east of us" Koda said

 

"Great" Claude said as he started devising a plan

 

"Wait a minute where is the flag in here" Ignatz asked causing Claude to look around frantically wondering how they missed someone entering

 

"I got it" Sato suddenly said as he held out the flag. "Some purple goop was trying to steal it"

 

" WAIT SATO" Iida shouted as the purple goop monster suddenly gave way to one of Bakugo's support grenades.

 

"THAT'S OUR FIRST ELMINATION" Present Mic shouted

Notes:

Team 2 be waiting in the shadows

Also Joker vs Jaune and Makoto's strike team is gonna be a fun one

Chapter 99

Summary:

Training arc part 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Seems like the other teams are already fighting" Hubert said as he watched from a window

 

"Yo Hubert" Kirishima said. "Any signs of attackers"

 

"None so far, we have Futaba and Jirou also scouting" Hubert said

 

"Still I don't see why we're just sitting around for them" Kirishima replied

 

"And that's why your not planning" Hubert said causing him to get a glare from the red haired boy

 

-Group 3 base-

 

"Great job Batata" Luz said as the elimination rang out

 

"Aww your too sweet" Amity replied 

 

"Aw young love" Hilda said from the side

 

"You do know we're not that much older than them" Mineta said as he sat on a box

 

"I know, I just wanted to say it" Hilda replied 

 

"It is indeed quite sweet" Lorenz said as he walked in

 

"Too bad your not getting that treatment anytime soon" Hilda teased

 

Lorenz looked affronted. "Are you say I Lorenz Hellman Gloucester are not capable of getting a date"

 

"You keep saying shit about picking your wife" Hilda argued

 

"Yeah dude that's pretty weird and this is coming from someone who has a super shit reputation among ladies." Mineta said

 

"Wait you have a bad rep" Hilda asked the boy

 

"Yep I used to be a pervert but ever since the training camp I've been trying to improve" Mineta said

 

"Cool. your having character development" Luz added shooting the boy finger guns

 

"I still don't see my problem" Lorenz said causing Hilda to glare at him again. Before she could start arguing however Dedue entered

 

"Some enemies have been seen nearby" he said

 

 

-Team 4 Attack team two-

 

"Felix why did we separate from the others" Rapheal asked

 

"Because Joker asked us to check out Team 1's base" Felix responded as they walked down the street

 

" I think I see some enemies ahead" Uraraka said from the rooftops

 

"Finally some battle" Felix said as he ran forwards 

 

"We didn't even say if we should fight them kero" Tsu said as they watched Felix turn the corner

 

"FIGHT ME SLYVAIN" he shouted

 

"FUCK IT'S FELIX" 

Notes:

Sorry about low chapter releases this week, chaos has reigned in my life(and poor planning)

I hope you enjoyed this chapter tho( we get some character development)

Chapter 100

Summary:

training arc pt 4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Group 3 strike team-

 

"Damn ambush" Bakugo growled as he looked up at their opponents

 

"Come Ose" Joker said as he summoned the leopard like persona. "Tempest slash"

 

The members of Team 3 had to quickly move out of the myriad of slashes. Only Jaune didn't dodge opting to use his shield to block most of the attack.

 

"My turn" Yang said as she launched herself forward

 

"STUN GRENADE!" Bakugo shouted as he unleashed a large blast at Yang slowing her down. "I'll take blondie here"

 

"Alright" Makoto said as she faced Joker

 

"You ready to do this Queen?" Joker asked

 

"Always"

 

 

-Team 3 Scouting team-

 

Slyvain twirled his lance blocking the endless assault from Felix.

 

"We should fall back" Ferdinand said as he dodged another punch from Raphael

 

Slyvain wanted to agree with him, Felix had caught them off guard, Yuri and Petra had decided to investigate some noise elsewhere prior so they were at a 4v2. However falling back would be hard with how relentless Felix would be.

 

" Go on without me" Slyvain said as Ferdinand looked surprised. "I'll keep them here as long as I can"

 

Ferdinand in his defense looked like he was going to argue but instead simply nodded as he retreated

 

"GO AFTER THEM" Felix shouted as he continued attacking Slyvain. "Let's see if you can keep up"

 

 

-Team 2's base-

 

"Our enemies have met" Jirou said

 

"Excellent, time for the slaughter" Hubert said as he walked out

 

"Jeez dude calm down with the edgelord talk" Sero muttered

 

"No" 

 

"Alright so we take out the stragglers right" Balthus said 

 

Hubert sighed "Yes we take out the stragglers in order to weaken them"

 

"I was just clarifying" Balthus said as they walked towards the sounds of fighting

Notes:

100 chapters

I can't effing believe it

Also I may love Hubert being a unapologetic edgelord

Chapter 101

Summary:

training arc pt5

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“DIE BLONDIE” Bakugo shouted letting off an explosion at Yang, who simply tanked it and nailed a punch onto Bakugo’s chest.  

 

“We won’t win at this rate, we’re at a disadvantage in the open here” Makoto said as she cast a healing spell on the other members of the team.   

 

“I have an idea” Jaune said  

 

“Let’s hear it” Makoto said  

 

Meanwhile in a nearby alley Hubert was watching waiting for a moment to strike.  

 

“Damn it did ya have to hit that hard” Ryuji shouted after getting hit with a wind spell  

 

“Sorry, not good at pulling my punches” Joker said with a smile  

 

Jaune ran up to Ryuji and protected him from a second wind spell.   

 

“Screw this ZIODYNE” Ryuji shouted as Joker sidestepped the lightning attack  

 

“Nice try Ryuji” Joker said before pain lit up from behind. He was thrown into a building and lost a majority of his aura  

 

“I FEEL SO GOOD” Nora cackled  

 

“Shit we should retreat” Yang said “Nora’s semblance buffs her when hit with electrical attacks”  

 

“It can’t be that bad” Haru said  

 

“Let’s push forward” Makoto shouted but before she could do anything else she was pulled back by Ingrid just in time to dodge a blast of dark magic  

 

“Shit another ambush?” Jaune asked  

 

Seeing the opportunity Joker signaled to fall back as the other team were distracted by the newcomers  

 

“Dammit he got away” Ryuji shouted  

 

Ingrid went to shout something but was cut off by tape wrapping around her face, blinded she couldn’t react to a second dark magic blast knocking her to the ground.  

 

Bakugo snarled as he launched himself towards where the tape came from only to notice Sero was already retreating out of range  

 

“Damn that tanked my Aura” Ingrid said finally freeing her face from the tape. “I’m at 40%”  

 

“Figures the nerds team would use cheap tactics like that” Bakugo said  

 

“Either way we should move out of the open” Jaune suggested  

 

“Fine by me” Ryuji said as they started unknowingly walking towards team four’s base  

 

-Meanwhile at base 1-  

 

“Ferdinand what’s up” Claude said watching the red haired boy run in  

 

“Felix ambushed us, Slyvain stayed behind so we could retreat”  

 

“Dammit” Claude muttered “We’ll start out assault and take them out, we won’t let his sacrifice be in vain. What about Petra and Yuri”  

 

“We lost contact with them” Ferdinand said  

 

“We’re back” Yuri announced  

 

“Where were you?” Claude asked  

 

“Capturing an enemy” Yuri said as he gestured to Petra who had captured Hagakure  

 

“I’m not gonna say anything” Hagakure said  

 

Claude sighed “Just K.O her then”  

 

Yuri nodded before slapping Hagakure lowering her aura to the capture limit  

 

“DID YOU HAVE TO SLAP ME!” she shouted angrily  

 

“Would you prefer to be punched?” Yuri asked  

 

“ok fair” she muttered  

Notes:

Can you tell i struggle writing fighting

 

Also archive going down when i was gonna post today was annoying

Chapter 102

Summary:

Training arc pt 6

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

- Group 4 Joker's strike team-

 

"I think a base is up ahead" Noir said as she peeked over her vantage point

 

"Any notable people there?" Joker asked

 

"I can't see anyone but I do see purple balls" 

 

"I honestly have no clue who has that power" Joker muttered "Regardless we should start making our way towards their base"

 

 

-Group 3 Strike team-

 

"Is that a giant ass bow" Ryuji nearly shouted before getting his mouth covered by Bakugo

 

"Keep your voice down idiot" 

 

"Eugh why is your hand so sweaty" 

 

"I'm curious as to who made the ballista myself" Makoto said

 

"It's team 4's base, Living creative mode is probably why they have the ballista, her quirk allows her to create an item as long as she knows how it's made" Bakugo said

 

"We should be cautious then" Jaune said "Our enemies may have came back to report our advance"

 

"Couldn't we just go to another base?" Ryuji asked

 

"If we did we'd waste time and be open to be ambushed again" Makoto said gaining a nod from Jaune

 

"Lets get going then" Bakugo said as they walked into a nearby alley to mask their approach

 

 

- Team 1 Strike team-

"Really wish I could bring a wyvern" Claude said as they walked through the city towards where Koda's animals spotted people

 

"It is good to get exercise though" Iida said

 

"Not arguing with that but I just prefer flying" 

 

"The views from the sky would be amazing" Yusuke mused already pondering if he should ask to ride one just to draw from a overhead view

 

"You know once I hitched a ride with a Nevermore" Ruby said

 

"That sounds ill advised" Iida remarked

 

"It worked out in the end" Ruby argued

 

"Your lucky that Jaune broke your fall" Blake said

 

"Quite a heroic thing to do" Iida said

 

"He was flung by a deathstalker and only by chance did it happen" Blake added 

 

"That sounds accurate" Shinso said "From the few interactions I've had in the chat he seems like the type to pull a dumb stunt like that"

 

"He's actually pretty tactical" Pyrrha argued

 

"Yes but being tactical doesn't mean you can't pull dumb shit" Shinso replied "Plus I mean it in no offense, I'm personally attracted to the dumbasses"

 

"I understand that" Blake said thinking about how she'd developed small crushes on two separate blonde dumbasses

 

"Ehh I don't really get romance" Ruby said 

 

"To each their own I guess" Claude said as they continued walking, failing to notice Hubert watching from the shadows

 

Notes:

We may be getting RWBY news soon which is good

Also if you can't tell already I fucking love shinso

Chapter 103

Summary:

Villanous Interlude

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Tomura sighed as he kept his position on the box, Compress was taking some time to escort this Yakuza bigshot. He turned to Magne who simply shrugged before the doors opened

 

"Finally, I was starting to think your friend here got lost" A voice said

 

"Safety precautions we're needed after all" Compress replied "We couldn't have heroes interrupting this meeting"

 

"So one of the big shot yakuza wants to meet with us" Tomura said "What do we owe the pleasure?"

 

"You talk like the League of Villains are unknown" Overhaul replied as he stood looking frankly bored

 

"OOO a big dangerous yakuza huh, how exciting" Magne said before lowering her shades

 

"So what is this meeting about" Tomura said "You looking to collaborate or just make sure we're not stepping on your grounds"

 

"Smarter than I thought" Overhaul said "But no, I want the League to work for me"

 

Magne grimaced and grabbed her weapon before Tomura held a hand up

 

"No rash decisions Magne" Tomura said "I do want to hear why your jumping the gun and trying to outright recruit us"

 

Overhaul sighed "Your powerful I'll give you that, however you lack tactical skills required of a leader, you wasted big shots such as Stain, Muscular and Moonfish, all underlings that could be useful"

 

Tomura glared at Overhaul letting his eyes burrow into the Yakuza leader before chuckling

 

"That is a good point but let me put it in my perspective, Muscular and Moonfish are powerhouses" Tomura said nodding "But they we're also too much of a liability, both we're only there for bloodshed, given our circumstances it's likely they'd not listen to reason and compromise the League to get their thrill"

 

"And Stain" Overhaul asked

 

"Refused to join" Tomura said "He at least provided me with some insight into my flaws in hindsight"

 

Overhaul nodded at the response before sighing "A waste of time then"

 

"Don't be so sure" Tomura said "After all even if we don't put ourselves under you doesn't mean we can't collaborate" 

 

"Very well then, one thing I'm looking out of this collaboration is the infamy of the league" Overhaul said "Not only would having more fighters on base be helpful but we could use your infamy to get more customers and fund my research"

 

"Research, what type?" Tomura asked

 

"We're developing a new drug that attacks someone's quirk factor" Overhaul said

 

"Well some of my allies do have people who may prove useful in helping you there" Tomura mused "As for the league we want a small cut of the profits and early access to this new drug"

 

"That seems agreeable" Overhaul said

 

"Well then Mr yakuza, we have a deal" Tomura said 

Notes:

Was feeling burnt out with the fights so I decided on focusing on our villians

Shigiraki also has levelled up his charisma as he has been taking advice from people like Kale

Chapter 104

Summary:

Training Arc pt 7

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Ya know I think I could rock a beard" Claude said

 

"Random ass thought" Shinsou replied

 

"I could see it, it would provide you with an air of maturity" Yusuke said 

 

"Move!" Blake shouted as she shoved Ruby out of the way of a spell

 

"Shit that must be Hubert" Claude muttered

 

"Are you certain?" Iida asked

 

"There is only one other dark magic user and if it was her there would have been no chance of dodging"  Claude said as he spotted Hubert retreat into a building. "Lets go"

 

Claude sprinted towards the entrance of the building but ended up slamming against the wall

 

"The fuck?" Claude said 

 

"An illusion?" Shinso said 

 

"Most likely" Iida added

 

"Well well well, we have some visitors" Hubert said from a ledge above

 

Ruby quickly took her scythe out and shot at Hubert but he simply vanished and appeared on the opposite roof

 

"How rude" 

 

"You tried hitting me first" Ruby retorted

 

"All is fair in love and war" Hubert responded

 

"Why does his voice sound familiar?" Yusuke mused

 

"Hey Hubert have you met Yusuke before?" Claude asked

 

"Of cour..." Hubert began before his eyes went white

 

"Bingo" Shinsou said "Yusuke restrain him"

 

Yusuke nodded but before they could a flash of light took him

 

"Sorry Inari but I'm not letting you away with a cheap trick" Futaba said from everywhere and nowhere at once

 

"Well at least we know we're close" Pyrrha said

Notes:

You ever get hand cramps when writing

That's me currently

Also 5 years since three houses released how wild is that

Chapter 105

Summary:

Training Arc pt 8

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Group 4 Joker's strike team-

 

"Infiltration complete" Joker said quietly as he opened the roof's hatch

 

"Nice job" Yang said not bothering to lower her volume

 

"We should be cautious of speaking loudly" Haru said in a whisper 

 

Yang gave a thumbs up as they continued walking through the base. It didn't take long to hear new voices from the end of the current hallway

 

"I still believe your being too harsh on me" one voice came

 

"Stop whining Lorenz" another responded

 

Lorenz scoffed "I was not whining Hilda"

 

Joker smiled as he stealthily approached Lorenz. He pulled out his pistol levelling it to Lorenz's back and pulled the trigger

 

Click

 

Both garreg mach students turned round quickly at the noise as Joker mentally cursed 

 

'I forgot to check if I could use a model gun around here' he sighed before throwing the model at Lorenz's face causing him to try and block it with his lance. Seizing the moment he attacked Lorenz's exposed torso before backflipping and sending out a eiga. He dodged an attack from Hilda only to get hit with a wind spell

 

"I was trying to nap" Linhardt said as he walked round the corner 

 

"Joker" Yang shouted "I'll take these three, you take Haru and find the flags!"

 

Joker nodded as he and Haru ran down another hall

 

"Let's party" Yang said cracking her knuckles

 

-Group 4 Felix's Strike team-

 

"Not a very subtle hideout" Felix said as he looked at the building that was now covered with vines and ice

 

"We should be cautious" Tsu suggested

 

Felix nodded as they walked into the building quietly. They made sure to watch their step to avoid tripping on the hazardous environment. Felix suddenly felt off as he raised his sword deflecting an arrow

 

Raphael charged forwards to intercept the next shot but it didn't come out as instead Petra leaped from the shadows, attacking Raphael

 

Tsuyu decided to try taking the balance off of Petra using her tongue but was stopped by the nearby plants attacking

 

"You won't be going anywhere" Yuri said as he walked out. "Call it a tax for taking one of ours down"

Notes:

So fun fact I'm on holiday's this week which would usually mean no posts

However I have Wifi and quite a bit of spare time during this vacation so I will actually try to have more chapters than normal out

Chapter 106

Summary:

Training arc pt 9

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Team 3 strike force-

 

"So how do we approach this?" Jaune asked

 

"Blow them up" Bakugo suggested causing everyone to sigh

 

"Given the cannon likely means this is team four we should plan matchups" Jaune suggested

 

"I'll take Tokoyami, his quirk gets weaker in light" Bakugo said "Anyone here resistant to electricity"

 

"Yup" Nora said smiling

 

"I'm also resistant" Ryuji added

 

"Great focus on Kaminari" Bakugo said

 

"Dimiti may be our biggest challenge" Ingrid said

 

"Leaving him till last is probably the best idea then" Makoto said

 

"Can't forget about round cheeks" Bakugo said "Her quirk makes a 1v1 impossible"

 

Before they could discuss anymore they we're cut off by a gunshot that nearly hit Ren, grazing his hair instead

 

"Darn it" a voice said before they ducked for cover 

 

"Damn there goes the element of surpise" Jaune said 

 

"I'll take down the sniper" Bakugo shouted as he blasted off

 

"Guess we have no choice but to charge ahead" Makoto said frowning as they used Bakugo's distraction to enter the building

 

 

-Team 2's base-

 

"The enemy is nearly here" Ashe said as he fired off another arrow 

 

"Alright" Izuku responded "Kirishima, Ojiro, Caspar, go to the bottom floor" 

 

"Got it" the three said as they ran down the stairs

 

"Lysithea, Hapi and Ann get ready to support fire from the windows." Futaba announced

 

Ann nodded and dragged the smaller girl with her as Hapi trailed behind

 

"Prep the first phase" Izuku said as Gus and Jirou ran to the positions

 

 

-Team 1 Strike squad-

 

The door flung open as the group entered noting the emptiness of the first floor

 

"We may be walking into an ambush" Yusuke said

 

"True, that's why Blake Shinso and Ruby are flanking" Claude said

 

"Good information" a voice came from one side as Iida was hit hard by seemingly nothing

 

"Nice one Caspar!" Kirshima shouted from nowhere and everywhere

 

"Thanks man" Caspar responded cheerfully again not giving away their position 

 

"Invisibilty!" Pyrrha said as she threw her shield causing it to bounce until it hit someone

 

"Watch out" Kirishima shouted "Take her down first"

 

"Yusuke can you freeze the room" Claude asked

 

"Of course P"

 

THUMPPPPPPP

 

"Don't even try it" Jirou said having the same distorted voice that prevented them from pinpointing her

 

"Dammit" Claude cursed as Pyrrha continued clashing with and unseen force, he suddenly was launched across the room

 

"Nice one Midoriya!" Kirishima said

 

"Thanks" he responded still invisible 

 

Claude groaned as he got up.

 

"I have an idea Claude "Iida said 

 

"I'm all for ir" Claude responded as he saw Iida start running around the room in circles, whilst confused at first he saw the dust particles going up and showing him errors in the illusions, he saw the smallest of these and aimed towards it landing at hit on Gus shattering the illusion

 

"RETREAT TO THE SECOND FLOOR" Midoriya shouted before letting of a flick that blasted back the attackers

 

'I screwed up, I need to cover them' Midoriya thought as the rest of them made their way to the stairs and he let loose another flick, however Yusuke charged forwards despite the fact and was ready to slash Midoriya

 

And 

 

Then

 

FWOOSH

 

Notes:

Fun fact i slightly hinted to this outcome in my discord

mwehehehehe

Chapter 107

Summary:

Training arc pt 10

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Team 4 Joker's strike team-

 

"Should we have left Yang behind?" Haru asks as they ran through the hallways

 

"It was her decision" Joker said as they turned the corner to face a purple goop monster

 

"Abomination seize them" Amity said from behind causing the monster to lurch towards them. Haru swung her axe and cleaved through the monster but it simply started reforming

 

'Trickster watch out' Arsene warned as he barely dodged an axe swing from Dedue. Seeing an opportunity Joker decided to try and get behind him to get the upper hand but was stopped by Edelgard landing her own Axe in his back. Luckily he'd had a persona resistant to physical or that would have really hurt.

 

"Noir" Joker said as he started to lean more into his tactical side. "You deal with the goop and I'll deal with these two"

 

"Roger" She said as let loose a psio that ruptured the goo monster 

 

"It's showtime" Joker said 

 

 

-Team 4 Felix's team-

 

"Raphael!" Felix shouted as he dodged another ice pillar "Take out Ferdinand"

 

"On it" He responded as he charged the ginger boy but Ferdinand kept dodging using the ice to move like a skater

 

Tsu on the other hand was dodging vines and sword swipes, whilst Ochaco had grabbed Ignatz and threw him across the room

 

"You walked right into the wolves den with no plan didn't you" Yuri said as he clashed swords with Felix

 

"Shut up" Felix gritted as he dodged a nosferatu spell. He wasn't however quick enough to dodge Yuri's next attack causing him to stagger

 

"Raphael is down" Ferdinand shouted

 

Felix frowned, his arrogance had lead them in here and they were paying the price. 

 

"Let's finish off this one then" Yuri said as he prepared to finish of Felix

 

But at that moment everything slowed down for Felix

 

"What?" he muttered as he noticed the world was moving slower. He got up and quickly disarmed Yuri and Ferdinand before time seemed to move normally again. He noticed that everyone looked surprised and took that chance to slash both men who were disarmed quickly dispatching of the problem

 

Ferdinand dropped below the level needed for knockout and Yuri frowned

 

"Fucking bullshit" He said as he clashed swords with the bluenette again

 

 

-Team 2's Base-

 

"Damn we gotta go back for Midoriya" Kirishima said as he headed towards the stairs only to be cut off by a burst of smoke coming from the stairs

 

"Can he normally do that" Caspar asked

 

"No" Jirou said "You think it's a semblance?"

 

"Could be" Ojiro responded 

 

"We should move up to warn the others" Gus suggested as he gained nods from the group not noticing Blake watching from the corner

 

Notes:

So I saw a cool new chat fic that includes Persona 5 and Hi Fi rush y'all should check it out

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47836720/chapters/120598192

Chapter 108

Summary:

Villianous Interlude pt 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So you've made it" Overhaul said from his seat

 

"Took a while with your maze of a compound but yeah" Shigiraki said as he sat down with Kale and Cinder 

 

"Who are they, more underlings" Overhaul said

 

"Partners" Kale said

 

"Ah" Overhaul said "Apologies never seen anyone like you two before"

 

"We're from another world" Cinder said as she took a seat of her own

 

"Would have found that weird if U.A didn't outright say they existed" Overhaul said "This partnership may be more fruitful than i thought"

 

"On that topic, you wanted to borrow some league members" Shigiraki said

 

"Yes, Who would be available?" Overhaul asked

 

"Hmm Toga and Twice may be able to work" Shigiraki said "Would need to swap him and compress around for the Mountain Glenn operation"

 

"It should be easy enough to do so" Cinder said

 

"I could just call for them to be teleported here now" Kale replied

 

"Let's gather all the options first" Cinder argued "No point in making a cramped room"

 

"You said your developing a drug correct" Shigiraki said 

 

"Yeah you mentioned you had some people that could help with that" Overhaul said "I'm guessing it may be people from the other worlds"

 

"Yes we have Solon and Wesker" Shigiraki said "Although I should note Solon can be aggravating"

 

"I have good control over my temper" Overhaul said

 

"I also have a suggestion" Kale said "How are you in finance"

 

"We manage, you offering someone who excels in that field" Overhaul asked

 

"Roquefort should be available, if not there's Adriana" Kale suggested "I also have some offers for extra muscle"

 

"Sounds great" Overhaul said

 

"I'll get them teleported here for introductions" Kale said tapping at a tablet

 

The first portal appeared with Toga stepping out drinking a glass of blood in a cocktail glass

 

"Sup boss" Toga said smiling 

 

Another appeared with a lady wearing a skull like mask who just leaned against a wall, yet another deposited a elderly looking man with pale white skin. 

 

"Sup Boss man" a voice came from another portal with Twice stepping out and bumping into Rappa "Nice muscles, you look weak"

 

"Thanks" Rappa said

 

Two more portals opened with one depositing a cloaked figure with a golden mask and through the other a man in a trenchcoat and sunglasses leading what Overhaul could only describe as an abomination

 

"Gross" He shuddered

 

"Nemesis was never intended to be an eye pleaser but his lethality does wonders" Wesker said 

 

"STARS" Nemesis said

 

"Ignore him he just tends to repeat that for some reason" Wesker sighed

 

"Can I fight him" Rappa asked looking excited

 

"Later, you all know why your here, I've made a deal with the league and your allies for your services, whilst your here you will be helping out what you can, any questions?"

 

The skull masked woman held up her hand

 

"Can I set up security drones in the tunnels"

 

"We already have cameras but if you want to place them in blind spots sure"

 

The woman nodded as Toga raised her hand

 

"Do we get lunch breaks"

 

"Yes I'm not a pyscho" Overhaul replied

 

"Wait you get lunch breaks?" the young voice of the cloaked figure said

 

Overhaul ignored the statement and noticed the lack of hands

 

"Great I'll show you all around" Overhaul said as they walked out of the room into the underground maze

 

-1 hour later-

 

"Dammit Belos will be mad with me getting lost" Hunter scowled as Flapjack tugged at his hair "What is it?"

 

Hunter followed his Palisman before encountering a door. Seeing the lock he cast a light spell to teleport in

 

"Hello?" a small voice said to him

 

He turned to see a child with a horn and bandages on the floor

 

"Are you here to take me to him" She said scared "I thought I gave enough blood today?"

 

Hunter looked at the girl and simply shook his head

 

'Fuck' he thought looking at the child. 'Belos probably doesn't know that these people are working with child abusers'

 

Hunter scooped up the child and teleported back through the door

 

"I'll get you somewhere safe" He said as the girl nodded

 

'Surely Belos would be pleased'

Notes:

Hunter my sweet traumatised boy meeting a fellow kid and not realising how shit his situation is but realising theres

Chapter 109

Summary:

Battle trials 11

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-With Bakugo-

"Eat shit!" Bakugo shouted as he dodged the gunfire of Bernadetta

 

"No you" She said before covering her mouth and trying to apologise. Seeing red Bakugo charged at her but was intercepted by a glyph on the floor sending him in the other direction

 

Weiss stepped out from the side and signalled Bernadetta to retreat as Shoji walked up beside her

 

"Let's do this" She said

 

 

-Team 4 Felix's strike force-

 

Felix dodged yet another attack barely as his teammates were left at his feet being ko'd during the battle. He was left with two final opponents being the plant wielding witch and the boy with ice and fire, he really should have payed attention to their names in hindsight. He dodged another ice pillar and another. The relentless waves kept coming until one slip up. He fell to the floor and heard as he was ko'd

 

"You we're super tough" the plant witch said with a thumbs up

 

"Don't need your sympathy" Felix said as he laid on the floor

 

"You took out 4 members of our team and nearly got us as well" the dual haired boy said

 

"Shut up and let me brood in peace" Felix replied

 

"Okay"

 

 

-Team 4 defense team-

 

"Take 10.000 volts" Kaminari shouted as he let loose an electric attack that did absolutely nothing to Nora who simply hit him with a hammer and ko'd him in one hit

 

"Merde" Aoyama said watching from the sidelines before letting off another laser that hit Jaune's shield causing him to stumble. All the while Ashido and Ren were engaged in a battle that could be described as a dance battle due to their agile attacks.

 

"SHI-" Ryuji shouted before getting clocked in the jaw by Dimitri's lance

 

"WHY IS THIS SO BRIGHT!" Dark Shadow shouted as he got hit with another nuclear attack

 

Aoyama wondered how the fuck he got into this chaos

 

'Oh right' he thought before getting hit by Ingrid and being ko'd

 

 

-???-

 

"Wake up kid" a voice said

 

"God?" Izuku asked

 

"I wish" the voice sighed

 

Izuku looked up to see a black haired man who's face was half covered by a very tall collar

 

"I'm En and congrats you unlocked Smokescreen" he said

 

"Huh!"

 

Notes:

En may be a bit ooc

Also SMONKSCREEN

Chapter 110

Summary:

Training Arc finale

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Kid... You didn’t crash on me did you”  En said as he waved his hand in front of Izuku  

 

“No” Izuku replied still blankly staring into the void  

 

“You sure” En asks  

 

Izuku did not respond as his brain was still processing the information.  

 

“Is it a good time to tell ya you're gonna get the quirks of all the other holders as well” En chuckled  

 

“WAIT WHAT!” Izuku exclaimed “But why!?!?!?!?”  

 

“Something something singularity” En responded “We thought you’d unlock danger sense or blackwhip first, no one really thought my quirk was the first option”  

 

“It’s a cool quirk” Izuku said as he went to pull out a notebook only to realise he had none since this was some sort of mindscape  

 

“Yeah, frankly it’s nice talking to you but you should probably get back to reality now” En said “By the way here’s a tip for deactivating smokescreen, take a breath and hold it, worked for me as a kid”  

 

Izuku nodded as he shot awake only to realize something unfortunate  

 

“Have a nice nap Izuku” Claude teased as he pointed to the cuffs on his hands  

 

 

-Group 4 Joker’s strike team-  

Joker smiled as he dodged yet another axe blow from Edelgard  

 

“Sorry” he said as he fired a eiha at her making her stumble. He stepped back himself to dodge an attack but stepped in a purple ball that stuck him to the ground  

 

“Yes got him” MIneta said as he rushed forward throwing his balls. He quickly covered the trickster in them.  “Those won’t unstick for a while”   

 

Joker’s reply to this was simply making his thief outfit disappear and reappear causing most of the orbs to fall  

 

“WHAT THAT’S UNFAIR” Mineta shouted as Joker summoned Arsene who proceeded to pick up Mineta and throw him full speed into Dedue knocking them both out.  

 

Edelgard charged again at Joker, he dodged each attack before using Arsene’s chains to sweep Edelgard off her feet.  

 

“Checkmate” Joker said smirking  

 

“Indeed” Edelgard replied smiling  

 

“EAT THIS SUCKA” Luz shouted from behind letting loose a large amount of light from Eda’s staff. Joker tried dodging but there was not enough room, he took the full blow.  

 

“That’s team 4 out” Present Mic announced  

 

Joker sighed as he resigned his fate and laid on the floor  

 

“Are you okay?” Luz asked  

 

“Yeah just tired” he replied  

 

“WOW AND IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS TEAM 3 IS ALSO OUT”  Present mic announced as everyone in the room looked confused.  

 

“Wait but” Luz began  

 

“OUR FLAGS ARE ALL GONE!!!” Hilda shouted  

 

 

-Team 2’s base-  

 

Hubert smirked as he dodged another arrow from Claude  

 

‘Only a while longer’ he thought sending a MIasma at Yusuke who dodged it and struck Hubert in the chest  

 

“Have we found their flags” Claude asked as Iida nodded  

 

“We only need one more flag and we win” Iida said  

 

“Great, guess this is a victory for us” Claude said as he walked up to Hubert “Maybe you should save us the time and tell us where the last flag is”  

 

“Hardly” Hubert replied smiling  

 

Claude sighed as he let loose another arrow taking the boy out of the match.  

 

‘Well as soon as we get that last flag we’re clear’ Claude thought before a buzzer rang out  

“AND TEAM 1 IS KO’D, THE WINNER’S IS TEAM 2” Present mic announced  

 

“Wait what” Ruby shouted surprised  

 

“Mwehehehe” a voice came from the intercoms. “I guess I was the MVP”  

 

“FUTABA!” All the thieves beside Ann and Morgana shouted  

Notes:

In the words of quicksilver

 

"You didn't see that coming?"

Also this arc may have been the most exhausting to write imo

Chapter 111

Summary:

Aftermath

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: I'm goddarn diddly exhausted

 

Dimitri: Claude never say that again

 

Ren: Agreed

 

Claude: Mom I'm being bullied

 

Dwight: As the only parental figure here I say listen to them

 

Claude: Damn

 

Futaba: @Ryuji you owe me money

 

Ryuji: Oh come on I thought you forgot about that

 

Futaba: No, as part of the winning team I reap my rewards

 

Chai: So did you guys actually plan that shit or was it improv

 

Futaba: All according to plan

 

Deku: I return 

 

Claude: Yo what was that smoke thing

 

Deku: Pretty sure One for All just revealed it stored all the previous quirks and I can use them eventually

 

Luz: THAT'S AWESOME

 

Luz: Your like the chosen one

 

Deku:safausfbg9bvougba

 

Uravity: Stop breaking my boyfriend

 

Link: No keep doing it cus funny

 

Link: Also being the chosen one is overratted

 

Jaune: I think it sounds cool

 

Link: It fucking ain't

 

Edelgard: Well today was quite the event

 

Claude: Yep

 

Deku: Well I'm gonna go sleep

 

Luz: Night

 

Deku: Night

 

Link: Day

 

Dwight: That was a terrible joke

 

 

-Elsewhere-

 

"I can't believe we nearly let him escape" Adriana said as she stood over Hunter, he has lacerations all over and was bleeding heavily

 

"Interesting that he thought he could escape" Wesker added as he looked on his phone. "Belos is calling"

 

"Uncle" Hunter muttered

 

"Hello Belos" Wesker said flatly

 

"I heard Hunter betrayed us.... a shame, I thought this may be different than the others" Belos said across the phone

 

"Others...." Hunter muttered

 

"Leave the failure to die" Belos responded "We must not let this setback deter us" 

 

"Of course" Wesker said as he hung up the call grabbing the unconscious girl 

 

"Please... no" Hunter begged 

 

"Farewell child" Wesker simply said as he walked into a portal with Adriana

 

Hunter cried as he felt everything come to him at once

 

'I don't want to die' he thought as he struggled to stay awake. He tried moving but his body was heavy, the last thing he heard before he blacked out was the sound of wings.

 

Notes:

Sorry for anyone hoping Eri would be rescued but hey events have been set in motion faster

Chapter 112

Summary:

Claude gets dunked

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jaune: Guess who has a date to the beacon dance

 

Claude: Fucking finally

 

Jaune: Shut

 

Deku: No he is right you were pretty oblivious 

 

Jaune: .....

 

Jaune: Pot meet kettle

 

Ren: Imagine being that dense

 

Ryuji: Damn I don't think I'm getting a date to that

 

Ryuji: When is it btw

 

Jaune: Two weeks now

 

Ren: Last week you said it was soon

 

Jaune: I got the dates wrong

 

Link: Well I'm still trying to find this last sage

 

Link: I'd be down to show you whippersnappers how to boogie

 

Ren: That was painful to read

 

Link: Exactly

 

Luz: No one has any plans that conflict

 

Deku:  We have internships but idk if it will conflict

 

HItoshi: Hey did you send Mirio to sell me on going to Sir Nighteye

 

Deku: Yeah, I thought you'd learn alot

 

Hitoshi:.... fine but mainly since Aizawa is busy

 

Dwight: I should keep a register of all the people going

 

Hitoshi: Thanks dad

 

Dwight: ugh this is the role I have been burdened with

 

Ren: We shouldn't have any problems with this

 

{REDACTED}: I may grace y'all with my presence

 

Chai: Aight now I'm hyped more

 

Peppermint: FIOANFONFVOOIVNAINVINVOAIV

 

Chai: Peppermint is 808 on your keyboard

 

Claude: Nah I know why

 

Edelgard: Claude please shut the fuck up

 

Claude:Oh, you know this looks sus now

 

Edelgard: @Dimitri Help me throw Claude into the pond

 

Claude: Jokes on you Dimitri is better friends with me

 

Hilda: Holy fuck I just saw Claude get flung into the pond 

Notes:

NGL my brain blanked on the dance coming up

For refrence we have an arc between the dance and now being overhoe and then a pretty major one folllowing the dance

Also Peppergard confirmed lol

Chapter 113

Summary:

Ren Laments and Link is in the underground

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: Morning everyone

 

Ren: Morning Luz

 

Luz: So guess what I just figured out

 

Chai: I won't as I will get it wrong

 

Peppermint: My god Chai is learning

 

Chai:: Meaaaaaaaaaan

 

Ren: I'm too exhausted to bully chai today

 

Luz: Oh no what's up

 

Claude: Yeah something is up if your not in the mood

 

Ren: I'll tell you after Luz says what she wanted to first

 

Luz: Oh no I just figured out how to make popcorn via fire glyphs

 

Luz: Popcorn.jpeg

 

Ren: Nice

 

Dwight: Okay Ren what's wrong

 

Ren: Oh shit my second dad is here

 

Dwight: Ren

 

Ren: Okay so it's no big deal but I'm sorta sad since someone I know awakened a persona but they passed on joining the thieves

 

Dwight: Yeah that sucks but you do have to realise that some people don't want a life of thrills

 

Link: I'm in the underground

 

Link: Why the fuck is there another of these

 

Link Colgera.Jpeg

 

Ren: Weird topic change Link but ngl I wanna fight that

 

Dwight: Ren no

 

Ren: REN YES

 

Peppermint: Nah imma veto that

 

Ren: Damn betrayed by my cat pic friend

 

Chai: Not to worry anyone but Izuku has been super quiet

 

Link: That's true, so has Jaune

 

Jaune: Nah I'm studying with my team rn

 

Jaune: Also @Luz I want some of that popcorn

 

Luz: No it's for me and my girlfriend

 

Jaune: aight fair

 

Claude: Fuck it imma do this

 

Claude: @Uravity do you know why Izuku isn't here

 

Uravity: Yeah he's at Sir Nighteye's agency, I think they're sorting through paperwork for interns

 

Claude: Oh okay then

 

Jaune: Heh

 

Pyrrha: Jaune please return to studying

 

Jaune: ... K

Notes:

Who is joker's other father figure

 

you probably know it if you've played p5

Chapter 114

Summary:

MIgraines and Dance offs

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: So I may have caused Sir Nighteye to have a breakdown

 

Claude: Lol what

 

Ren: Was he at least a dick

 

Deku: Ehh, maybe

 

Ren: Then deserved

 

Deku: He knew about OFA and said he would have preferred Mirio get it

 

Jaune: Well it's not his choice is it

 

Deku: Yeah but his reasons we're pretty solid

 

Deku: Basically he said originally it was bias towards Mirio since he trained him but now it's because trying to read my future causes migraines

 

Ren: Lol

 

Chai: Migraines suck

 

Claude: Yes Chai the floor is made of floor

 

Chai: I didn't say that

 

Luz: So was the internship denied

 

Deku: Nope he's still taken me on account of "I would rather be there to assist you than worry about mere migraines"

 

Ren :Aight I will withhold shooting a sucker

 

Dwight: Do not threaten pro heros

 

Ren: Sojiro would let me

 

Futaba: Sojiro wouldn't 

 

Ren:.... u right

 

Link: Oh great that Yiga clan idiot is still trying to use zonai shit

 

Link: Boat.jpg

 

Ren: Challenge him to a dance off

 

Link:: Fuck it we getting schmoovy

 

Dwight: You know that fact Link decided to take that advice no questions, makes me scared

 

Luz: I get it

 

Ren: Btw fuck space

 

Ren: This spaceport sucks

 

Dwight: fun fact we actually were placed on alien planets for some trials

 

Deku: How did you breath

 

Dwight: Probably with our mouths

 

Hitoshi: Holy fuck you killed izuku with a dad joke

 

Chai: That bastard

Notes:

Honestly Sir Nighteye is a dick but I wanted him to be a tad more open to Izuku

Then again interdimensional travel would probably fuck with foresight

Chapter 115

Summary:

115!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chai: We're so fucking back

 

Claude: ?

 

Chai: My favourite show that was cancelled is getting a new season

 

Ren: Nice

 

Chai: LesGo.jpg

 

Deku: That's great Chai

 

Claude: Izuku what's wrong

 

Deku: Nothing

 

Claude: Don't nothing me young man I heard from Shinso you came back looking shook

 

Deku: SHINSO!

 

Shinso: I'm not apologising 

 

Deku: Fine.... I may have ran into the villian that we're investigating on patrol

 

Luz: Wait what

 

Claude: Your luck is so bad

 

Jaune: I literally got here and Izuku got into another villian attack

 

Dwight: Izuku

 

Deku: NO WAIT IT WASN'T AN ATTACK

 

Deku: He was just walking around but since we don't have anything to charge him with it was just trying to play it cool

 

Link: I would have just fucking suplexed him

 

Dwight: You shouldn't jump to conclusions, there could be other suspects

 

Deku: No it's pretty obvious it's him we just don't have damning evidence according to Sir Nighteye

 

Futaba: Oh did someone say evidence

 

Ren: Oh hey Futaba

 

Futaba: Yo, how did your date go

 

Ren: Good

 

Chai: Wait Ren is dating

 

Ren: Yeah me and Makoto are a thing

 

Ryuji: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Ren: Let's get back to the point

 

Ryuji: Nah I veto this

 

Futaba: I also veto this as I can hack into this suspect's pc at the same time

 

Deku: Wait is that legal

 

Futaba: Is there interdimensional laws yet?

 

Deku: No

 

Futaba: Then I rest my case

 

Link: So how did you and Makoto get together @Ren

 

Ren: Just by hanging out, she asked me to be a fake date when trying to prove to a friend of hers that her boyfriend was just using her

 

Ren: Then later she mentioned she'd flunk a test on love and my ass said we could be study partners

 

Chai: My god

 

Dwight: Smooth Ren

 

Luz: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

Ryuji: Nice

 

Makoto: You do know I can see this

 

Ren: Was I supposed to keep this a secret

 

Makoto: No but I will be talking to Ryuji about not studying right now

 

Ryuji: Oh no

 

Ren: RUN RYUJI!!

 

Ryuji:dcbasupbvubviuahhia

 

Chai: Ryuji is fucking dead

 

Claude: No no

 

Claude: Ryuji is effing dead

 

Ren:Fuck you Claude I just did a spit take with good coffee

 

Deku: Okay I gtg there is someone at the window

 

Link: Seeya Izuku

 

Jaune: Suplex some villians

 

Hitoshi: Wait we're on the 3rd floor

 

Hitoshi: Oh that's why

 

Hitoshi: Hawks.jpg

Notes:

Hawks is here for some reason and the final tagged ship is finally here

Chapter 116

Summary:

HAWKS HAWKS HAWKS

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: Okay we have some good news and bad news

 

Dwight: Oh no

 

Deku: Bad news is more confirmation on our enemies working together

 

Claude: What's the good news

 

Deku: One defected and is giving Hawks info

 

Ren: Wait who is Hawks

 

Deku: The no 2 hero rn

 

Deku: Also 

 

Deku has added  Kiego Takami to the chat

 

Keigo Takami has changed their name to Birb

 

Birb: Hello interdimensional groupchat

 

Luz: Hi

 

Birb: I come bearing info

 

Ren: What are you a thespian

 

Birb: When I feel like it

 

Birb: Anyways I found one of the villians after getting betrayed in the alleyway 

 

Birb: He is now my son

 

Birb: Sent birb song.jpg

 

Luz: HUNTER!!

 

Link: Oh so Luz knows him

 

Luz: He's the golden guard

 

Jaune: Didn't you add him before to try and get info

 

Luz: No that was more so to try and lighten him up

 

Hawks: BTW the groups are now calling themselves the Cabal

 

Hawks: It includes people from our world, the magic one, the evil shadow monster realm, the one with the crest shit, the aura one and the hi tech one

 

Ren: Wow that is not very clear

 

Link: I think it goes in order of Izuku's Luz, Dwight, Claude, Jaune and Chai

 

Link: I doubt the evil guy here would even team with a Cabal

 

Ren: True though hopefully the black mask isn't working with them

 

Chai: Wait who from our world is there

 

Hawks: Idk hunter described him as a blonde haired man with a mechanised buisness suit

 

Chai: WAIT KALE IS ALIVE

 

Ren: Wait I thought he was arrested

 

Chai: No he blew up 

 

Ren: Fuck are we accessories to murder

 

Claude: Dude was evil

 

Ren: I guess but still

 

Ren: Fuck I may need to speak with hound dog since I can't really explain this to Maruki

 

Claude: Cheating on your therapist

 

Ren: Fuck okay that one got me

 

Claude: Hey comedy is a great coping mechanism

 

Jaune: Okay can we get more details

 

Hawks: From the shadow monster place there was three people, one had a bejewelled mask

 

Dwight: Skull Merchant

 

Hawks: Dumbass name

 

Dwight: Yep it is

 

Hawks: Also a man in a trenchcoat and a hulking monster

 

Claude: Trenchcoat guy sounds like a easy fight

 

Dwight: Oh fuck

 

Dwight: Brb

 

Claude: That is not reassuring

 

Peppermint: Chai just told me Kale might be alive

 

Hawks: Yeah scroll up 

 

Hawks: Also there was two villains which sounded like the known villains Twice and Himiko Toga

 

Hawks: oh yeah and a very pale old man

 

Edelgard: My guess it's someone apart of those who slither in the dark

 

Hawks: Dumb name no 2

 

Dwight has added Leon S Kennedy, Jill Valentine and Rebecca Chambers to the chat

 

Leon S Kennedy has changed their name to Leon

 

Jill Valentine has changed their name to Jill

 

Rebecca Chambers has changed their name to Rebecca

 

Ren: 3 new people

 

Jill: I heard that son of a bitch Wesker was around

 

Dwight: Yep

 

Leon: Only met him in the Realm but he's bad news

 

Rebecca: He literally is a complete heartless psycho

 

Jill: Bar his obsession with Chris

 

Hawks: So how bad is this wesker

 

Jill: Literally worked for a company that created zombies

 

Hawks: Fuck

 

Leon: Exactly

 

Hawks: Well since this is an interdimensional problem Nighteye is allowing y'all to help

 

Hawks: As long as your over 16

 

Claude: Yeah I doubt Rhea will let us 

 

Ozpin: Team RWBY may be able to assist but the team leader Miss Rose is 15

 

jaune: What about us

 

Ozpin: You have catchup from the last excursion

 

Jaune:.Darn

 

Chai: Imma kick Kale's ass again

 

Hawks: Sounds like he was leading so he may not be there

 

Chai: I'll kick someone else's ass

 

Link: Count me in 

 

Rebecca: I can provide medical aid

 

Leon: Fuck it vacation was getting boring

 

Dwight: Maybe get aura unlocked to help

 

Leon: Oh yeah magic forcefield sounds nice

 

Jill: I'm in

 

Ren: I'm sad I can't come

 

Deku: I'll try argue for you

 

Ren: Nah don't worry we have the spaceport to deal with 

 

{REDACTED}: Oh I also can provide some assistance this time

 

Ren: Oh

 

{REDACTED}: I'll leave it as a surprise

 

Dwight: Not ominous at all

Notes:

WE GOT THE SQUAD FOR THE RAID INCLUDING SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY THE RESIDENT EVIL GANG

Ada was also invited but she didn't wanna come to Leon's sadness

Also no they won't appear much in chat besides this arc

Btw hunter seems to get adopted by everyone

Chapter 117

Summary:

Raid chat and important detail in the notes below

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

{REDACTED} has made a chat

 

{REDACTED} has added 12 people to the chat

 

{REDACTED} has named the chat Raid team

 

Chai: Nice we got a chat for the raid

 

{REDACTED}: Yep

 

Ruby: Oh should I add my team as well

 

Weiss: We're already Ruby

 

Ruby: oh lol

 

Deku: Where is Sir Nighteye

 

{REDACTED}: I only added the people who would have context beforehand, feel free to invite him

 

Deku: Oh okay I'll add him

 

Deku had added Nighteye

 

Nighteye has changed their name to Sir Nighteye

 

Sir Nighteye: I was informed this is a chat for the raid

 

Sir Nighteye: May I add my colleagues that will be joining us

 

{REDACTED}: Go right ahead

 

{REDACTED} has added Qrow Branwen to the chat

 

Qrow Branwen changed their name to Qrow

 

Sir Nighteye has added 3 people to the chat

 

Qrow: Jeez forget to add me

 

{REDACTED}:No complaining 

 

Mirio Togata has changed their name to Lemillion

 

Link: Nice I just saw this

 

Juzo Moashi has changed their name to Centipeder 

 

Kaoruko Awata has changed their name to Bubble girl

 

Lemillion: Nice we have a raid team

 

Bubble girl has changed their name to Bubble Girl

 

Bubble Girl:  So this is based on the Shie Hassaikai invesigation

 

Hawks: Yup but it's also an interdimensonal problem

 

Bubble Girl: Didn't expect to see Hawks in here

 

Hawks: Yep we have two birds in the chat by the looks of things

 

Qrow: I'm taken 

 

Hawks: Bold assumption that was flirt attempt

 

Qrow: Gotta let people know I'm off the market

 

Centipeder: Interesting

 

Sir Nighteye: Let's get back to the point

 

Jill: So what's our next step in raid prep

 

Sir Nighteye: I've contacted pro heroes from all round to help me invesigate

 

Sir Nighteye: We may have a lead due to a friend of mine as well

 

Lemillion: Oh Tamaki's mentor Fat gum right

 

Sir Nighteye: Correct

 

Chai: Why don't you add him 

 

Sir Nighteye: Do I have permission

 

{REDACTED}: Yeah

 

Lilith has entered the chat

 

Lilith: Lami why the fuck did you request two pacifistas 

 

{REDACTED}: I NEED THEM

 

Link: Oh snap

 

{REDACTED}: Also why the fuck did you join one of my chats

 

Lilith: Because otherwise you'd ignore me

 

{REDACTED}:....

 

Hitoshi: *sips coffee*

 

Lilith: Also by the logs I can guess what you want the pacifistas for and you know you could have said "I need them to help my interdimensonal friends"

 

{REDACTED}: THIS WAS A CASE STUDY AS WELL

 

Lilith: Keep telling yourself that

 

Sir Nighteye has added Fatgum to the chat

 

Fatgum: Hey Nighteye contacted me about the raid and Shie Hassaikai investigation

 

{REDACTED}: LILITH I SWEAR TO GOD

 

Link: Ignore them

 

Fatgum: Okay

 

Fatgum: So we were looking into a new drug that came from the group and we found some disturbing info

 

Fatgum: Their new quirk erasure drug has human DNA in it

 

Qrow: So he's using his own body

 

Sir Nighteye: No his quirk wouldn't allow him to do that

 

Hawks: Fuck

 

Hawk: My source mentioned trying to rescue a child being prisoner in the compound

 

Sir Nighteye:... gods

 

Qrow: Fucking shit

 

Link: So is murder off the table

 

Sir Nighteye: yes

 

Jill: Think of it in this way, if arrested he suffers for longer

 

Leon: Piece of shit would not get parole easily 

 

{REDACTED}: Also

 

{REDACTED} has added Futaba Sakura to the chat

 

Futaba Sakura has changed their name to Oracle

 

Oracle: Your resident hacker has arrived

 

Jill: You do know that there is law here

 

Oracle: Should I not help find their base

 

Sir Nighteye: Such help would be much appreciated

 

Oracle: Leave it to me, reading the logs this guy needs to go down

 

Sir Nighteye: I will continue to gather info and allies 

 

Sir Nighteye: In the meantime prepare yourselves

 

Link: Yes sir

 

Chai: Got it

 

Lilith: Roger

 

{REDACTED}: YOUR NOT APART OF THIS

Notes:

hehe this was fun to write

Also I'm holding an art competiton for those interested

Prizes go like this

1st:£30

2nd:£20

3rd:£10

In terms of rules it must be related to the fic and preferrably have two fandoms in it
Also no AI or NSFW works

For entries either submit it via the discord or use my email [email protected]

Happy thursday

Edit also deadline is August 26th

Chapter 118

Summary:

Date discussions

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chai: I'm so bored

 

Peppermint: Do something productive

 

Chai: I don't wanna

 

Ren: Chai is a fucking mood there

 

Jaune: I can get behind that mood

 

Jaune: Btw black or white suit

 

Jaune: Sent Black.jpeg and white.jpeg

 

Weiss: White

 

Jaune: Thanks

 

Deku: Oh yeah the dance is upcoming, luckily the raid is happing a few days before it

 

Uravity: Question is there a dress code

 

Weiss: Not really other than formal attire

 

Uravity: I do not have formal attire

 

Weiss: You can borrow something off me

 

Uravity: I wouldn't want to be a bother

 

Weiss: Nonsense 

 

Claude: You know I just realised something, half the og chat is dating and I'm not one of them

 

Ren: Depends if you count {REDACTED]

 

{REDACTED}: Yeah I'm a single pringle

 

Ren: What about crushes

 

{REDACTED}: Have one but I doubt it'll work out

 

Ren:F

 

Dwight: The last fancy party I went to was ages ago

 

Memelord Meg: What about the Masquerade 

 

Dwight: Does a sick celebration in the realm count though

 

Memelord Meg: Aight fair

 

Claude: Maybe I should start thinking about dates or something

 

Link: Or be like me 

 

Claude: Date it is

 

Link: Guess I'm hunting for deer

 

Claude: No save me Dimitri

 

Dimitri: No

 

Claude: What if I take you on a date to the dance

 

Dimitri:.... Maybe

 

Edelgard: I'm suprised you changed your mind about Dimitri with the politics

 

Claude: Come on I can have a date for one night

 

Dimitri: I also thought that

 

Luz: So about the dress code

 

Weiss: I won't bar the otter costume if your brave enough

 

Luz: ^_^

 

Chai: You know what maybe I should get someone for a single day date as well

 

Chai: Link you interested

 

Link: I rather walk up death mountain with no heat resistance 

 

Chai: So is that a yes or

 

Chai: LInk

 

Chai:LIIINNNKKK

Notes:

I fucking love dimiclaude as a concept but also realise their ambitions and goals would make dating a nightmare so I've settled now for them deciding for a one night bash

 

Also Link and Chai is not a ship I'm trying to sail

Mainly since I do have plans for Link to end up with Zelda eventually

*Looks at timeline*

Eventually

Chapter 119

Summary:

Hunter rejoins and beds

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Birb has added Hunter to the chat

 

Luz: HUNTER

 

Hunter: Hey

 

Birb: Behold my aquired child

 

Hunter: Please don't say it like that

 

Birb: Okay son

 

Hunter: I will dump your cheerios

 

Birb: Noooo

 

Dwight: So apparently Ozpin decided I should have something to protect myself

 

Jaune: Is it a gun

 

Ruby: Is it an assault rifle with underbarrel grenade launcher

 

Dwight: No

 

Link: Is it two guns

 

Dwight: It's a visor that allows me to get floor plans and scans of an area

 

Claude: Nice

 

Claude: Wait how does that protect you

 

Dwight: By allowing me to contact others and lead students away from danger

 

Chai: Why not fight the danger

 

Peppermint: Words of Wisdom from Chai everybody

 

Deku:  Nooooooooooooo

 

Chai: What happened

 

Deku: Pot of Greed was banned

 

Ren: Like it should be

 

Deku: I shall cry now

 

Hawks: Yo guess who introduced Hunter to Star wars

 

Claude: Luz

 

Ren: Luz

 

Jaune: Luz

 

Link: Link

 

Hawks: Nah it's me

 

Hunter: Luz actually did mention it to me prior on one of her attempts to get information by messaging me

 

Hawks:...

 

Hawks: Damn

 

Hawks: Btw we're technically not supposed to talk about the raid outside of chat but we got some more pros to participate 

 

Uravity: Is one of them Ryukyu

 

Hawks: Yes 

 

Uravity: Guess I'm joining the raid

 

Hawks: Aight

 

Chai: Well I'm heading to bed

 

Peppermint: It's 1pm Chai

 

Chai: Don't care I eepy

 

Chai: Where is my bed

 

Peppermint: No sleeping

 

Chai: PEPPERMINT SERIOUSLY WHERE IS MY BED

Notes:

If your bed is running you better go catch it

 

Also reminder the competition is still up and ends in 5 days

Chapter 120

Summary:

Nighteye suffering

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Raid team-

 

Sir Nighteye: So with the help of Oracle and my quirk we have mapped out the underground compound

 

Oracle: They had moderately secure firewalls but nothing too special

 

Fatgum: Great

 

Ryukyu: This will surely help

 

Hitoshi: When did Ryukyu join

 

Deku: Yesterday 

 

Hitoshi: Ahh that makes sense then

 

Uravity: I'm also here too

 

Hawks: The gangs all here

 

Yang: Now we can die together

 

Hitoshi: Nice

 

Uravity: Huh

 

Yang: It's a team RWBY joke

 

Sir Nighteye: We should organise our roles within the raid

 

Ryukyu: I'll take the street level

 

Hawks: Same 

 

Fatgum: I'll go underground then

 

Leon: I'll take underground as well

 

Rebecca: I'll stay back to provide medical assistance

 

Jill: Undergound

 

Qrow: I'm flexible

 

Sir Nighteye: We'll probably need more underground due to the vast tunnels

 

Oracle: I can't come

 

Sir Nighteye: I had thought you we're just here for the hacking in all honesty

 

Oracle: Well I could have given support without being in danger with my persona but unfortunately we have one of the last pushes in Okumura's palace

 

Fatgum: ?

 

Qrow: Do not question this shit

 

{REDACTED}: Well looking at the schematics the pacifistas won't be able to fit undergound, they can provide support above ground

 

Ryukyu: What is a pacifista

 

{REDACTED}: Basically a robo police man based on one of the seven warlords of the sea

 

Ryukyu: I have more questions now

 

{REDACTED}: And I'm not allowed to tell you

 

Lilith: She can actually. She just hates long ass conversations

 

{REDACTED}: FUCK OFF LILITH

 

Lilith: No

 

Deku: Why not kick her

 

Lilith: Cus I can add myself back 

 

Shaka has joined the chat

 

Shaka: Lilith stop annoying Lami

 

Qrow: Another one

 

Shaka: Hey 

 

Lilith: But Shaka it's funny

 

Shaka: .....

 

Lilith: Fine... I'm not leaving tho

 

Hawks: This is most fun I've had in a raid chat since the Kyoto drug dealer raids

 

Link: Eww drugs

 

Chai: Fuck drugs

 

Sir Nighteye: I wonder if I should retire after this

Notes:

So the art contest ends today but due to payment issues the deadline is being extending by one whole day

If y'all have your submissions then better get them sent to [email protected] or send them in the discord

Chapter 121

Summary:

Jonkler

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: Raid is tommorrow

 

Dwight: I wish you all luck

 

Hawks: He doesn't need luck he as god and all might on his side

 

Deku: Wait

 

Hawks: I scrolled back lol

 

Nedzu: Do not worry I've already made clear that OFA should remain a secret from the HSPC

 

Hawks: Yeh ngl I hate them myself 

 

Deku: Thank god

 

Joker: I wonder if we could target the HSPC

 

Nedzu: As much as it would be a sight to see it may delay trade offers between worlds

 

Joker: Aww man

 

Claude: Y'all I can't believe I had to teach Dimitri to dance

 

Dwight: Really?

 

Claude: He has two left feet

 

Dimitri: I rather not be teased Claude

 

Link: I also suck at dancing

 

Chai: I'm good

 

Peppermint: Press x to doubt

 

Deku: X 

 

Luz: X 

 

Joker: X 

 

Dwight: Wait since when was Ren's username Joker

 

Joker: It was a test to see who would see it first

 

Jaune: I saw ir but my brain didn't realise it was different at the same time

 

Joker: Exactly

 

Joker has changed their name to Ren

 

Ren: This concludes my TED talk on why I'm the sneakiest

 

Dwight: Pretty sure Nea would disagree

 

Memelord Meg: Nah Nea is good but not jonkler good

 

Ren: Fuck now I wanna call myself Jonkler in the PT chat

 

Link: By the way before the raid im hanging out with Sidon

 

Link: He made me an offer

 

Dwight: What kind

 

Link: Polycule 

 

Chai: Thats a shape right

 

Claude: Yes Chai it is

 

Deku: Claude do you not know what a polycule is 

 

Claude: I do however it would have been funny if Chai didn't know

 

Hawks: And I thought I was the lovable idiot

 

Peppermint: We have too many tbf

 

{REDACTED} has added Lilith to the chat

 

Lilith: I snuck on when she was sleeping at her desk

 

Lilith: Who wants gossip

 

Link: Fuck I'm in

 

 

-The next morning before the raid-

 

{REDACTED}: LILITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Notes:

We start the raid arc next chapter but for now let's pray that I don't do unspeakable horrors via Wesker

 

Total global saturation

Chapter 122

Summary:

THE RAID IS HERE PT1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-8:00am outside a police station-

 

"As you know Sir Nighteye, with the help of a hacker, was able to get a map of the underground tunnels of the Shie Hassaiki base. On top of this we know one of the rooms must contain the imprisoned girl" A detective said before motioning to a colleague "We're passing around a list of current Hassaiki members and their quirks"

 

Everyone looked at their sheet

 

"Of course there is a drunk quirk" Qrow muttered

 

"Things are moving fast now" Kirishima said

 

"We'll take em out even faster" Yang commented gaining a fist bump from the red haired boy 

 

"How are the robots coming along?" Chai asked 

 

"Great!" Lilith smiled

 

"I hate you" Lami muttered

 

"Aww is mysterious REDACTED shy in front of her friends" Lilith teased

 

"SHUT UP" Lami said throwing a wrench

 

"Been a while since I actually got to do police work" Leon said loading his gun

 

"Lets hope to shake off that rust then" Hawks joked gaining a scoff from Leon


 

-8:30am outside the Shie Hassaikai base-

 

"As soon as we deliver the warrant and they've read it your free to move"  a police officer said

 

"I have a bad feeling about this" Rocklock muttered

 

"Why?" Fatgum asked

 

"Who's to say that these Yakuza bastards won't use this time to slip away" Rock Lock said

 

As to answer that question the gate's door was smashed down by one of the eight bullets

 

"Whaddaya want? It's too early for visitors" the man grumbled 

 

"Damn they already knew" RockLock cursed as he dodged a swipe from the large man

 

FWOOSH

 

A rocket sailed past the group only exploding when Fatgum took the hit

 

"STARS!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

A monstrosity walked out of the gate with a rocket launcher in one hand

 

"Fucking Nemesis" Jill cursed as she started unloading her pistol into the beast

 

"TARGET ACQUIRED" a robotic voice chimed in as the pacifistas charged at both threats 

 

"NIGHTEYE START MOVING IN WE'LL COVER YOU" Hawks shouted from the sky as he pelted the two threats with feathers

 

"On me" Nighteye said as they made their way through a ruined wall

 

"EAT THIS HEROES" A grunt said causing a the leaves on a bush to fire at the group

 

Before they could do anything the man was taken out by an arrow by Link. The group continued as they made their way inside easily dispatching many of the grunts

 

"We're here" Nighteye said as he touched a random panel on a windowsill causing a nearby passage to show itself

 

"Lets go" Leon said as they descended into the tunnels no one noticing a camera watching their moves

Notes:

Who's on the cameras well it's pretty obvious it's everyones favourite dark brazillian manga reader

Chapter 123

Summary:

Raid pt 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Underground-

 

“Wait why is there a wall here!” Fatgum shouted  

 

“I ain’t doubting your foresight Nighteye but are you sure it was this way” Rocklock asked  

 

“Sure of it” Nighteye responded motioning to Mirio who nodded understanding what his mentor wanted him to do. He put his head through the wall and saw that it was relatively thin and hastily put up  

 

“Chisaki must have made this wall” Lemillion said  

 

“THEN LET’S BREAK IT DOWN” Kirishima shouted as he Chai Yang and Izuku all attacked the wall breaking it into pieces. They quickly made their way forward before the floor started swaying and moving  

 

“The hell this can’t be overhaul” Rocklock exclaimed  

 

“Probably Iranaka” Qrow said “Didn’t the info say he can go into objects”  

 

“Not normally at this scale” Nighteye said struggling to stay upr ight 

 

“Hold on I got an idea” Chai shouted as he smacked the wall. “Wait no that didn’t work”  

 

“Lemillion go ahead and make sure Chisaki doesn’t escape” Nighteye ordered getting a nod from the blonde who ran through the twisting maze unimpeded by the obstacles  

 

At that moment, the floor gave out from underneath the group causing them to fall into a lower floor  

 

“Oh hey looks like we’re up” A smarmy voice drawled gaining the attention of the heroes  

 

A blonde villain used his quirk to immediately try and disarm Link, however Link used recall and returned it to his hand  

 

“Wait what” he mumbled  

 

“Let me deal with these guys” Amajiki said  

 

“You think we’re some small fry” The blonde said again as he tried reaching for Leon’s gun, however Leon saw this and quickly pulled a flashbang and held it in front of the gun causing the villian to grab the flashbang with his quirk instead. “FUCK”  

 

“Yeah” Leon said as the heroes left Amajiki to deal with the trio of villians  

 

 

-Above ground-  

 

“Hey big and ugly” Hawks said  

 

“It’s no use taunting us” the muscular villain said  

 

“STARS!” Nemesis said as it struggled with Ryukyu  

 

“Uravity!” Ryukyu shouted  

 

“On it” Ochaco responded touching the bio weapon causing it to float. Undeterred on it’s mission it grabbed Ochaco and flung her into a lamppost  

 

“Ow” she muttered as she got up not releasing the monster until it was in Ryukyu’s hand  

 

“I’ve got the bio weapon Hawks” Ryukyu said  

 

“Nice” Hawks replied “I’ll take the ugly one”  

 

“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME” the villain screamed  

 

“Guess there was use in taunting ya” Hawks replied  

 

 

-Undergound-  

 

“Dammit Fatgum” Nighteye cursed as he watched the man get separated by the building  

 

“We need to take out Iranaka” Eraserhead shouted  

 

Link walked forward as he held one hand out and motioned everyone to stay back with the other. He used autobuild to create a flame turret that he used on a wall causing it to stablise  

 

“That’s it we’ll smoke him out” Qrow said  

 

“I’m afraid not” a voice came from everywhere  

 

“Who the” Leon muttered  

 

Suddenly holes in the ceiling opened up to reveal shadow like creatures equipped with mechanical augments  

 

“This my dear friends” A new voice said as the heroes faced the source of the voices, revealing the Skull Merchant and Wesker.  

 

“Is your grave” Wesker finished as he put on his shades  

Notes:

I can't sleep so blame insomnia for this upload

Chapter 124

Summary:

The Wesker fight raid pt 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS” A detective shouted as he hastily unloaded a mag into the monsters. It did little to stop the beast until Leon shot it in a weak spot.  

 

“A collaboration between scientists” Wesker replied as he dodged gun shots at light speed. He smirked as he brought up a hand catching Yang’s hand, who tried attacking him by surprise. Yang smirked however as she fired a shell into his hand. Only for him to reform it as quickly  

 

“They seem quite meddlesome” Skull Merchant said lazily. Before she could even attack herself Eraserhead rushed at her. She smirked hoping for a challenge as she got into a fighting stance. However just before he reached her she was attacked from behind  

 

“Sorry princess not all heroes play fair” Qrow teased as he fired a round into the woman causing a hole to erupt from her torso  

 

“Aquele filho da puta” she cursed as she swiped at the man. She coughed up blood and started to disappear. “THIS IS WHY I WANTED AURA BEFORE THIS SHIT BEGAN WESKER”  

 

“Truly disappointing” he sighed as he pulled out his gun and shot Ruby breaking her out of her semblance and shattering her aura.  

 

“RUBY” Yang shouted as she rushed the man in tandem with Midoriya, however the man dodged every punch and evaded a sneak attack from Blake.  

 

Link then shot an arrow that he dodged before shooting at the hero himself. However Link held his hand with recall and the bullets shot back towards Wesker who simply tanked them.  

 

“Hey asshole”  

 

“Jill” he replied  

 

Wesker turned but suddenly froze. He watched as Jill rushed him with a dragon’s head as cold air that rapidly froze him was emitted from a device. He tried regenerating however was slowed further by a black glyph on the floor. His efforts was finally stopped by Leon who simply shattered his head with a roundhouse kick. However they quickly realized that no blood came from him.  

 

“It was a twice clone” Aizawa cursed turning to Shinso “Good work kid”  

 

Shinso nodded  

 

“We have to keep moving then” a detective said as he was bleeding on the floor  

 

“We took heavy damage from that attack” Eraser replied  

 

“I’ll go ahead” Chai said as he ran off with Link not long behind him  

 

“We’ll follow” Nighteye said to Midoriya  

Notes:

Too be honest as much as I wanted a proper Wesker fight, he is the type to use a twice clone to just fuck with them

Also yes Skull Merchant got one shot because overall she's not that strong.(Not dead since the entity is basically granting immortality

 

Also Also the casting of frank stone is out today and I'm gonna stream it later in my discord so if y'all wanna see me be terrible at games

Chapter 125

Summary:

Raid pt4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Seriously where the heck is this guy" Leon shouted as they continued making their way through the corridors

 

"We won't be able to catch up at this rate" Rocklock cursed as he stumbled

 

"Yeah we better WATCH OUT" Qrow shouted seeing a wall that separated RockLock from the rest of them

 

"I got it" Yang said as she punched the wall to reveal two RockLocks

 

"Fucking crazy ass clone attacked me" Rocklock cursed

 

Whilst Qrow went to subdue the one on the floor he noticed something weird.

 

"YANG!" he shouted however it was too late as she was forced to tank the knife slash from Toga

 

"Fucking bitch" Yang cursed

 

"I kinda hoped I would get to cut my darling Izuku" Toga said lazily

 

At that moment a lock of hair floated between them causing Yang to burst into flames in anger

 

"COME HERE" She growled as she unleashed a flurry of punches but Toga dodged all of them with ease.

 

"Jeez, it's just hair" Toga said before jumping over Yang and using her as a springboard

 

The walls suddenly stopped moving.

 

"Why did it stop" Ruby asked

 

"He must have run out of stamina" Izuku suggested. "Even with drugs a human can only do so much exercise before fatigue"

 

"We can't let him recover then" Nighteye said

 

"Does the roof seem a bit odd to you guys" Blake suggested

 

Shinso stepped forward

 

"Hey mimic guy are you in the ceiling" he asked

 

"NO!" 

 

"Deactivate your quirk" Shinso commanded

 

The villian fell and was saved by Izuku catching him before pulling out handcuffs

 

"Good job let's keep moving" Nighteye said

 

 

-Meanwhile further on in the tunnel-

 

"It's your fault Eri, Your the reason I have to keep breaking people" Overhaul said 

 

Eri was in Mirio's arms and crying.  Overhaul went to grab her but was stopped by an arrow piercing his hand

 

"Nice shot Link" Chai said "My turn" 

 

Chai rushed at Overhaul as he attempted to deconstruct his weapon, but he couldn't close his hand with the arrow lodged in there. Chai knocked him back as Overhaul used his other hand to cut off the escape and expand the room. 

 

"You're starting to piss me off" Overhaul said as he pulled out the arrow and reconstructed his hand before placing them both down on the floor filling the room with spikes. In response Mirio went intangible as Chai and Link narrowly dodged due the attacks.

 

"I'll take out their range first" Overhaul said as he rushed forwards towards Link. Link had little time to react and couldn't get out of the mans reach in time. So instead he summoned Sidon's sage spirit to create a water bubble taking the blow.

 

"Not cool" Chai said as he slammed his guitar into Overhaul sending him flying. He then dodged a flurry of bullets by a new opponent

 

"Sorry boss" Chrono said "That punch took me out a while"

 

"Who the fuck are you" Chai shouted 

 

"Chrono deal with the brown haired idiot" Overhaul said

 

Chrono nodded as he kept firing.

 

"Blonde swordsman, tell me why do you fight" Another voice came from the side

 

Link didn't respond because he couldn't

 

"WHY IS MY QUIRK NOT WORKING" Nemoto said 

 

"Link can't speak so your manipulating tactics won't work here" Mirio replied

 

"Fine then if I can't use my quirk I'll just shoot her" Nemoto said

 

"Wait" Mirio said trying to intercept the bullet, but Chai was quicker and took it 

 

"Was that a bb round or something" Chai teased. "It hardly worked"

 

"HA it was.." Nemoto began but was cut off by Overhaul 

 

"YOU FUCKING IDIOT HE DIDN'T HAVE A QUIRK"

Notes:

Casting of Frank stone was fun.

 

Also my body feels stiff as heck for no reason

Chapter 126

Summary:

Raid end

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Uh yeah I have no quirk” Chai said as Link mentally facepalmed  

 

“SMASH!”  

 

The wall behind was broken open by Izuku and Yang.  

 

“Great more problems” Overhaul muttered as he went to deconstruct the floor only to be stopped by Eraserhead’s  quirk  

 

“Give it up” Nighteye said as he flung a stamp at the villian who simply dodged it  

 

Eraserhead went to blink but was pierced at that moment by Chrono slowing him down immensely .  

 

“Good work Chrono” Overhaul said as he slammed the floor flooding the room with spikes. As he looked up at his destruction he was hit in the face by a flashbang.  

 

“Eat this” Leon said as he pulled his gun out and fired. The bullet however was stopped by Nemoto  

 

“I won’t let boss die” He said coughing up blood  

 

Overhaul smirked beneath his mask  

 

“Thanks for your consideration” He said as he deconstructed Nemoto and himself fusing them together  

 

“What the hell” Chai shouted  

 

Cracks started appearing on the ceiling above them  

 

“I won’t let you get in the way of my dream” Overhaul said as he slammed the floor with both hands. “I’ll tear apart this world and make a new one!”  

 

More spikes filled the room  

 

“Mirio get the girl to safety” NIghteye said  

 

“But sir” Mirio began as he was shoved by Nighteye out of the path of another spike  

 

“Go we cannot prioritize Overhaul with a civilian in danger” Nighteye shouted as he saw his leg being pinned by a spike  

 

Mirio nodded and left. At that moment, the ceiling started collapsing, causing the sun to shine through into the underground passage. Furthermore Nemisis started falling slowly with it.  

 

“I’ll kill you all” Overhaul said ignoring everything in his rage, simply creating more spikes everywhere taking out a few people’s auras. However this was also the reason he didn’t see the shadow above him  

 

“RELEASE” Ochaco said as Nemisis hurtled towards Overhaul crushing the man. He deconstructed Nemisis but couldn’t do much more as his hands in his fused state were pinned down by 3 feathers and an arrow  

 

“Nice job Link” Hawks said as he saw the villain trying to rip himself free of the pins  

 

“YOU FILTHY HE...” Overhaul began before he was cut off by shadows enveloping him  

 

“Don’t let him get away” Hawks said  

 

It was too late however as dark shadows dissipated to show no body there  

 

 

 

 

-Elsewhere-  

 

Overhaul coughed as he awoke in what seemed to be a hospital  

 

“You idiots couldn’t have done that earlier” He scowled noticing the room was empty  

 

He almost thought he was alone until a figure stepped out of the shadows.  

 

“You have failed” they said  

 

“Maybe if I had more assistance” he started but was cut off by straps flying out to tie him to the bed  

 

“Oh you think I rescued you, Herman come here” The figure said from the shadows as another walked in with electricity sparking along his body  

 

Overhaul could not help but watch as the man with a mad look in his eyes started bringing out tools that looked like torture methods  

 

"There is fates worse than death"

Notes:

F for overhaul

actually no he doesn't deserve it

Chapter 127

Summary:

Returning from the raid and an unexpected pair

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chai: We return from the raid

 

Luz: Yay

 

Jaune: How did it go

 

Deku: We rescued Eri but some fog we think is the entity took overhaul away

 

Link: I legit just came back to hyrule and nearly got struck by lightning 

 

Jaune: Oof

 

Ren: Damn 

 

Claude: By the way @Jaune @Deku @Ren wanna go suit shopping for the dance

 

Jaune: I already have a suit but sure could be fun

 

Chai: Heh I forgot about that

 

Dwight: Too be fair you've been busy

 

Luz: I'm excited myself

 

Deku: @Claude sure

 

Ren: I'm also game

 

Chai: Can I also come with

 

Claude: It's surprising you'd wear a suit

 

Link: Oh yeah I forgot about gossip

 

Chai: Spill

 

Link: It's about you

 

Chai: I don't care spill

 

Link: Chai has a date

 

Luz: WHAT

 

Ren: Impossible

 

Hawks: Imma let him tap it cus he's goofy

 

{REDACTED}: You do know that there is young members in here

 

Hawks: Oh no

 

Luz: As the youngest I know what that meant already so meh

 

Luz: Fanfic broadens your vocabulary 

 

{REDACTED}:What's fanfic

 

Luz: I'll explain later

 

Claude: Btw I'm pretty sure everyone but Link Dwight and or host has got a date

 

Claude: In the original squad

 

Lilith: Oh did I tell you Lami has a crush on her friend

 

{REDACTED} has kicked Lilith

 

Link: Aww

 

{REDACTED}: Shut up 

Notes:

Ngl my ass literally thought Chai and Hawks would be a funny couple

Chapter 128

Summary:

{REDACTED} lore dump

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

{REDACTED} has added Lilith to the chat

 

Deku: I'm guessing you got her phone again

 

Lilith: Yep she fell asleep at her desk

 

Lilith: Lami.jpg

 

Luz: Aww

 

Lilith: Anyways I'm bored AMA

 

Chai: Are you like her sister

 

Lilith: I consider myself one. Lami however.... I actually dunno

 

Lilith: All I know is I strive to be a big sis

 

Lilith: This also means big sis vibes come from evil

 

Jaune: I get that

 

Claude: I don't 

 

Lilith: Basically I'm not a normal person but what we call a satellite

 

Peppermint: Note I'm pretty sure she does not mean our definition of one

 

Link: I didin't know what it was to begin with

 

Peppermint: She's basically a form of robot

 

Lilith: Made with core parts of someone else's brain

 

Claude: I don't get it

 

Ren: Neither do I but you don't hear me complaining 

 

Jaune: Wait when you said your evil

 

Lilith: Yep I'm the aspect of evil

 

Deku: So either the person your based on was a saint or I doubt it considering you helped save someone

 

Lilith: Evil comes in many forms

 

Lilith: Like spreading gossip

 

Lilith: BTW the rest is Shaka who is good, Edison who is thinking ,Pythagoras who is wisdom, Atlas who is violence and York who is greed

 

Link: Yo York kinda sounds like pork

 

Lilith: Nice another way to bully the lazy idiot

 

Dwight: Please do not bully people

 

Claude: If I recall wasn't that lady so lazy she nearly let {REDACTED} drown

 

Lilith: I crave violence now

 

Link:Your not that aspect

 

Lilith: U right Imma sic Atlas on em

 

Lilith: Also it's you're 

 

Ren: She truly is evil 

 

Lilith: Exactly

 

Chai: I scared

 

Lilith: I am

 

Lilith: Also why do y'all call her {REDACTED}

 

Deku: Well we only learnt her name not too long ago and it's her username

 

Memelord Meg: Like how I call ace funcle regardless

 

Dwight: Meg where the fuck are you

 

Memelord Meg: In a tavern

 

Dwight:: You went on one training mission and it took your 2 days for response

 

Memelord Meg: Blame Jake

 

Lilith: Aight I guess that explanation is fair

 

Lilith: Also I did come in here to share something with her but got sidetracked

 

{REDACTED}: LILITH!

 

Lilith: Can I offer a peace offering

 

{REDACTED}: How good is it

 

Lilith: I found out your brother is alive

 

{REDACTED}:......

 

{REDACTED}: Huh

 

Lilith: He's a pirate nicknamed the surgeon of death

 

{REDACTED}: Literally pulled it up

 

Chai: Yay for family being alive

 

{REDACTED}: OH GOD HE'S GONNA KILL ME FOR NOT REALISING THIS SOONER

 

Chai: Oh no

Notes:

I love Lami as since we had very little info on her since she died in canon

Bitch ain't getting a break here with taunting

Chapter 129

Summary:

Don't worry about it

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Fuck that palace sucked

 

Claude: Oh did you reach the treasure

 

Ren: We actually stole it 

 

Ren: Forgot to mention yesterday that we had sent the calling card

 

Luz: You all ready for tonight

 

Ren: Yes I need some fun

 

Deku: So funnily enough Kacchan got a date

 

Uravity: Don't let him hear you say that

 

Ruby: At this rate I'll have nobody to be socially awkward with

 

Futaba: I'm here

 

Ruby: oh nvm

 

Link: I think I may have found more info on the last goddamn sage

 

Chai: I got my dance shoes on

 

Jaune: I may be danced out before the dance

 

Deku: What happened

 

Jaune: Ren(my teammate) wants us to do a team dance

 

Claude: Damn

 

Link: Also I forgot who I left my suit with

 

Jaune: me

 

Link: Nice I'm coming for it now

 

Jaune: Link just opened a portal and yoinked the suit

 

Chai: Damn

 

Chai: Wait are y'all actually wearing suits

 

Peppermint: Chai please tell me you have one

 

Chai: Yeah it's just hella uncomfortable

 

Luz: You know Dwight hasn't been active today

 

Memelord Meg: He's busy making sure stuff goes well

 

Luz: Ahh

 

{REDACTED}: I think this is lowkey the first dress I've worn in like a year

 

Link: Dresses are cool ngl

 

Claude: Have you worn a dress Link

 

Link: It go spin

 

Jaune: I think I could rock one if need be

 

Ren: I came back from walking to see all this dress talk and y'all didn't even invite me

 

Claude: Never worn one myself but I heard kilts are similar 

 

Luz: Ooo maybe I should wear a kilt

 

Dwight: What the hell happened here

 

Chai: Don't worry abour it

 

Link: Don't worry about it

 

Deku: Don't worry about it

 

Luz: Don't worry about it

 

Ren:Don't worry about it

 

Jaune:Don't worry about it

 

Claude:Worry about it

Notes:

Dance is coming up my friends

Chapter 130

Summary:

Dance arc part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So everything is looking fine, did the DJ arrive" Dwight said as he put away a clipboard  

   

"Not yet mate" David said  

 

"And why couldn't I preform?" Kate asked pouting  

 

“I don’t think kids are that into country Kate” David replied  

 

“Okay” Dwight muttered. “What about the technical side”  

 

“Last I heard the portal’s are fine” Gabriel replied as he looked at a Beacon issued scroll.  

 

“I’d hope so” a voice said from the doorway. General Ironwood walked into the room with two armed men behind him.   

 

“Ironwood” David said before getting an elbow from Kate  

 

“General” Dwight corrected   

 

“No need for formalities between colleagues” Ironwood responded. “You may call me James”  

 

“Why couldn’t I say Ironwood” David muttered gaining another elbow from Kate  

 

“Cus you don’t work here” Kate chastised   

“Well James” Dwight said trying to ignore his friend’s antics. “Everything is set for tonight besides the Dj but I’m sure he’ll show up”  

 

“Good, I’ve been excited to discuss more with some of the other worlds” He replied  

 

“Well it’s more for the young un’s” David said  

 

“Doesn’t mean I cannot strike up a conversation with the chaperones” Ironwood said smiling  

 

“I guess that’s true” David said before the door opened again,  

 

“Hey so Peppermint sent us over early in order to help out” Chai said strolling in with Korisca, Macaron and Hawks in tow.  

 

“Well we’re mostly set up” Dwight replied  

 

“Guess we’ll chill instead” Chai replied as he took a seat  

 

Ironwood coughed gaining the new arrival’s attention.  

 

“You alright dude” Chai asked as Korsica sighed  

 

“He was trying to get our attention, he’s not actually sick” Korisca said before approaching Ironwood and extending a hand. “I’m Korisca, Head of Security at Vandelay”  

 

“General Ironwood, Headmaster of Atlas academy” Ironwood responded shaking her hand  

 

“I’m Macaron Head of R&D” Macaron said before looking to Chai who seemed to not notice what was going on. “And this is Chai, Head of Marketing”  

 

“And our resident idiot” Korisca added  

 

“Hey!” Chai pouted  

 

“Don’t worry we still love you” Hawks said “Oh I’m Kiego Takami, otherwise known as the Pro hero Hawks”  

 

“Ah yes I heard one of the world’s had a similar occupation to huntsmen” Ironwood noted  

 

“Yeah, by the way I’m from another world compared to the rest of these guys” Hawks said. “I was just hanging out with my new boyfriend”  

 

“Oh yeah congratulations on getting a date Chai” Dwight said  

 

“Yeah it was pretty sudden” Chai replied  

 

“True” Hawks said “You thought you’d somehow died and I was an angel”  

 

“I didn’t know Chai got hurt” Macaron said  

 

“He didn’t he’s just dumb” Korisca  

 

“Why must you make me suffer” Chai muttered  

 

 

=Beacon Dorms-  

 

“Why is this so tight” Ryuji muttered as he adjusted his tie  

 

“You probably got the wrong size” Yusuke noted  

 

“Thanks for letting us get ready at your dorms” Ren said  

 

“No problem, right Ren” Jaune said nudging the other Ren  

 

“Not at all” Lie Ren said  

 

“I am quite excited for tonight” Yusuke added  

 

“Is that because of the free food or the artsy stuff” Ryuji asked  

 

Yusuke nodded before responding “Both”  

 

“Hey, Claude just posted an Image of him and guys in the deer in Suits” Jaune said looking at his scroll  

 

“Cool” Ren said fixing his cuffs  

 

“Oh btw Gus asked if he and Hunter can drop by” Jaune said  

 

“Which one is Gus again”Lie Ren asked   

 

“Witch boy with the illusions” Jaune added   

 

“Shouldn’t be a problem” Lie Ren said  

A few minutes later Gus came dragging Hunter by the arm.  

 

“Do I have to go?” Hunter asked  

 

“Yes, Your part of the squad now” Gus responded  

 

“What squad” Hunter asked looking more confused  

 

“We haven’t gotten a name for it yet” Gus replied  

 

“Seriously shouldn’t we be doing training or something” Hunter sighed  

 

“It’s important to take breaks” Jaune said “I learnt that from Pyrrha”  

 

“But I only trained twice today” Hunter shot back  

 

“For how long?” Ryuji asked  

 

“3 hours” Hunter responded  

 

“Damn so two one and a half hour sessions, your dedicated” Ryuji said  

 

“No 3 hours each” Hunters said   

 

The room went silent  

 

“Your taking a break” Ren said  

 

“UGHHHHH” Hunter whined  

Notes:

I wont lie I have a love hate relationship with ironwood, imo he's great until shit goes down and then he succumbs to panic

Chapter 131

Summary:

Dance arc pt 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

As the Beacon Dance begun guests started trickling in at a constant rate. Whilst the dance was usually lax with security most years, the events of recent months made them be cautious of being sloppy

 

"I.D" an atlas soldier asked 

 

"We don't have it" Claude said 

 

"Name then?"

 

"Claude Von Riegan" 

 

"Your good to go" the man said opening the door

 

 

-Inside the building-

 

"I can't wait to let loose" Yang said as she waltzed in

 

"Don't trash the place up sis" Ruby sighed

 

"Don't worry Rubes I'll only trash it a little bit" Yang replied as she walked onto the the dance floor. On her way she passed by some of the other guests

 

"Yo Caspar my man" Kirishima exclaimed fist bumping the other boy

 

"Hey Kirishima!" Caspar replied with equal enthusiasm.

 

"So you who'd you bring to the dance" Kirishima asked

 

"Lin" Caspar said pointing the boy who was already asleep

 

"Nice I'm here with Bakugo" Kirishima replied 

 

"Where is he?" Caspar asked

 

"I believe he's over there" Yuri said suprising them both by his appearance. 

 

Yuri pointed to Bakugo who was currently engaged in what seemed to be a drinking game with spicy punch. His opponent Ryuji ran off to douse his mouth.

 

"Heh guess nobody can challenge the heat" Bakugo said smirking. "Who's next"

 

"I shall take the challenge" Petra said taking a seat and taking a shot. Whilst she took the seat Ryuji reached the actual punchbowl and downed a large glass of it.

 

"Oh god I'm never doing that again" Ryuji said as he nearly collapsed. As he got up he noticed ice cubes falling into his drink

 

"I though you may need these" Todoroki said as he stopped using his quirk to make ice cubes.

 

"Thanks man" Ryuji said raising his drink nearly hitting Marianne who was dancing nearby with Hilda

 

"Oh I'm sorry if I was in your way" Marianne said

 

"Nah that was my bad" Ryuji said "You sound familiar to Haru though"

 

"Is that the brown floofy haired girl" Hilda asked "Because I totally get that"

 

"Yeah that's her" Ryuji replied. "Sorry I'm interrupting your dance"

 

"It's fine" Hilda said before walking away with Marianne in hand. They passed by Peppermint who was struggling to dance with Edelgard.

 

"Sorry I suck" Peppermint said

 

"Nonsense I your doing great" Edelgard said smiling

 

"Heh right" Peppermint said blushing before glaring at Chai who was giving a thumbs up from afar.

 

"Shit I think she's pissed now" Chai said 

 

"Don't worry I'll bury you" Hawks teased

 

"Wait isn't it supposed to be protect me?" Chai asked

 

"I'm not getting involved with that" Hawks replied as he dropped his cup and let a feather carry it to a bin. Nearby underneath a table a game of high stakes was going on

 

"Royal flush" Futaba grinned gaining a sigh from Bernadetta and a look from Hapi

 

"You sure your not cheating Tabbers" Hapi asked

 

"I would never" She said as the tablecloth was lifted up

 

"Hey can I join" Ruby asked

 

"Sure, welcome to the social awkwardness club" Futaba said smiling

 

Weiss just stared from her seat as her partner went under the table

 

"What?" She muttered before deigning not to question her and focus on her date. "So you were telling me about your studies"

 

"Oh yes, So after winning that competition I got a chance to study under the songstress Manuela who funnily enough is also my current teacher" Dorothea explained before looking at something, "Wait no way"

 

"Yes way Dorothea I Ferdinand Von Aegir got a date" Ferdinand said as he stood beside Hubert who looked ready to stab his date

 

"Kill me now" he said

 

 

 

 


So this is a random chapter to post this but I've recently gotten art comissioned for more wheels thanks to friends on the discord

 

Massive shoutout to RadiantGv and Agent007

 

Notes:

So i tried a fun idea where the scene pans between characters. I dunno how well it's gonna work but found it fun to write

Also for clarity this arc will be 1 or 2 more chapters at most since it's mainly fun

Chapter 132

Summary:

Dance arc finale

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"What type of brush do you find the best" Yusuke asked as he conversed with Ignatz

 

"Whatever I can get really, art supplies aren't cheap" Ignatz responded

 

Yusuke chuckled "I do know that from my own endeavours"

 

"Oh are you two talking about art" Yaoyorozu asked 

 

"Indeed, mainly in techniques and equipment" Yusuke said

 

"May I join in, I've recently taken art classes" she asked

 

"It would be a pleasure" Yusuke asked before he began rambling about art. Nearby Ren chuckled 

 

"Yusuke is having fun" he said before turning to his date

 

"Honestly I'm not surprised, as long as someone listens to his ramblings" Makoto said smiling

 

"Oh is this coming from the girl who forced me to watch 3 Yakuza movies back to back" Ren teased

 

"Your one to talk Mr 'The perfect blend'. Honestly are you sure Sojiro isn't your long lost father" She shot back

 

"Better than my own dad regardless" He muttered before being pulled in for a hug

 

"Aww that's so sweet" another voice said from the side as Luz watched the two hug on the dancefloor

 

"Your saying that you wouldn't do the same thing" Amity teased

 

"If it's with my amazing girlfriend heck yeah I would" Luz said with a smile causing Amity to blush

 

"Oh stop" Amity said as she noticed the music pick up

 

"OH THIS IS MORE MY JAM " Luz said as she dragged Amity onto the dance floor. Passing by Jaune and Pyrrha who sighed.

 

"It's time" Lie Ren said as he appeared from the crowd dragging Nora 

 

"Alright fine" Jaune said smirking as they went up to do the dance they practiced

 

All eyes were on them for a moment as they danced in sync before someone unexpected appeared from the crowd.

 

"Hmm finally a worthy set of opponents" Sylvain said as he approached with Ingrid Felix and Annette in tow. "Our dance off will be legendary!"

 

The crowd erupted into cheers as the two teams faced off.

 

"Wow this is one hell of a party" Present Mic laughed. He was there to chaperone Class 1-A in Aizawa's absence due to Eri, 

 

"It's the usual nowadays" Ironwood said as he stood to the side with the other chaperones and teachers.

 

"Heck yeah" Mic replied "Maybe we should see about getting you guys around U.A for the culture festival next month

 

"One thing at a time I'd say" Ironwood responded. "So your a hero where you come from?" 

 

"Yep Present Mic the voice hero" Mic responded

 

"What about you Miss" Ironwood asked the woman to his right

 

"I'm a criminal" she responded with a fanged smile

 

"Is that a joke?" He asked

 

"Don't mind Eda" Mic said "She left out the fact her world has an evil ruler"

 

"Yeah, because I study all types of magic and am not in a coven suddenly I'm super evil" Eda said

 

"Ahh" Ironwood nodded

 

"I have stolen stuff though" She said thinking it would shock the man, maybe even make him spit take, however Ironwood simply nodded

 

"I've worked with former criminals before" Ironwood said "Qrow used to be a bandit and although I'd never say it to his face, he's a damn good huntsman"

 

Eda nodded at that. "Too bad someone recorded that" 

 

Ironwood turned to see Link shoot him a thumbs up before running away

 

"DO NOT POST THAT TO HIM"  Ironwood shouted running past Dimitri and Claude

 

"Damn Dimitri, never thought you'd be such a good dancer" Claude said smiling

 

"I could say the same, for are the carefree attitude you exude, you clearly put time into learning to dance" Dimitri said

 

"Aww you give me too much credit Dimitri" Claude said smiling 

 

"Boar help me show these cowards how to dance" Felix said suddenly as he dragged Dimitri away

 

"Gotta ruin the moment Felix" Claude sighed as he made his way to someone he noticed smiling with a drink on the balcony

 

“Having fun tonight Lami?” Claude asked as they stood on the balcony with their drinks  

 

“Yeah” She responded smiling. “Tonight has been fun”  

 

Claude chuckled as they returned to their drinks, she loved her friends.. If they considered themselves that at least. She sighed as she took out her phone to take a photo of the night sky  

 

“Maybe I’ll contact Law finally” She mused as she took the photo  

 

BEEP  

 

“A message huh” Lami muttered opening the app to see a message from Lilith  

 

‘What does she want’ Lami thought as she opened the message  

 

On the dance floor and impromptu dance tournament had been set up due to Felix's earlier declaration. The current contestants were Mina and Jaune who were facing off with eachother.

 

"Wow Mina can sure dance, maybe I should take tips" Izuku muttered

 

"Your not that bad"  Ochaco said smiling 

 

"Your just saying that" Izuku said blushing

 

"No I'm not" She assured. "Now come on I wanna look at the stars"

 

Izuku chuckled as they started walking up the steps

 

“This has been a great night” He said as he hugged Ochaco causing her to blush.   

 

DINK  

 

Izuku turned to see Lami falling to the stone floor of the balcony with Claude rushing towards her.  

 

“What’s wrong” Izuku asked as Claude held the girl upright  

 

“Don’t know she was looking at her phone” Claude replied   

 

Izuku picked it up and looked at the cracked screen  

 

WHITEBEARD COMMANDER PORTUGAS D ACE TO BE EXECUTED   

Notes:

Really short arc but in all due respects it was always going to be overshadowed by the next arc

that being said we're beginning our next arc

The Paramount War

Chapter 133

Summary:

Flashback to when Lami met Ace

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Beacon's Nurse's office-

 

"She seemed to faint due to shock" Doctor Tsune said

 

"It makes sense" Dwight sighed. "Learning a friend is slated for execution"

 

"So what are we going to do" Claude asked

 

"It's her decision but we'll support her" Dwight said looking solemnly at the girl

 

"Right so the dance is over now but I wouldn't feel right leaving a friend alone like this" Claude said

 

"You can sleep in the infirmary if you want" Tsune suggested

 

"I'll take that offer sure" Claude said putting on a grin that Dwight could tell was forced.

 

 

-Roughly two years ago-

 

Lami sighed as she looked at her project. She'd spent so long at the desk getting up seemed like a task of itself.

 

"I'm never gonna figure this out" She sighed before walking out of the lab. She walked down the halls of the building and out the door. Despite being a fully functional Island there was basically no one on it. Just her, Vegapunk and the Satellites. She walked down to the cafeteria to grab something to eat when she heard a crash from it. At first she thought it was York, she was the aspect of greed but why would she feel the need to get the food when the robots of the island could just bring it to her.

 

"I seriously think this is a bad idea" one voice said "We should get back to the crew"

 

"Come on Deuce we found a source of infinite food, this is awesome" another voice shot back

 

"Captain please" the voice know identified as Deuce pleaded

 

"Okay just let me abuse it for a little longer" the captain said before she heard a sigh.

 

She was frankly surprised that pirates were bold enough to set foot on the island, then again Vegapunk wouldn't report them unless they tried stealing tech. She'd just keep an eye on them to...

 

ZZT

 

"Umm Ace is it supposed to be sparking" Deuce asked

 

"I dunno?" Ace replied before hitting more buttons

 

Lami sighed as she walked in whilst the two men were distracted

 

"Please don't break it" she said mustering up the most monotone voice she could

 

Both men spun around with the man she assumed was Ace nearly falling over due to his speed. At that she couldn't help but laugh. She wondered what excuse the two would come up with

 

"Hey can you fix it" Ace simply asked

 

"ACE!" Deuce exclaimed

 

"Ehhh" she said shrugging. "I can try"

 

She walked over to the machine and saw what was wrong, he'd put in so many different foods that the system had basically slowed to a crawl trying to process all the info. She simply cleared the list

 

"Wait what about the food" Ace asked seeing all the things he clicked disappear

 

"If you put too much in you'll wait longer" Lami explained "Just do them in smaller batches, no more than 20 items"

 

Ace gave a thumbs up as the machine started making food again.

 

"So did you make this" Deuce asked

 

"Nah Vegapunk did, it's his island after all" Lami said 

 

Deuce nodded before realising what she said

 

"ACE WE GOTTA GO" he shouted

 

"But the food" Ace said pointing to the machine

 

"VEGAPUNK IS A MARINE SCIENTIST IDIOT WE'RE TRESPASSING ON A HIGH LEVEL MARINE BASE" Deuce replied

 

Ace just nodded and clicked another item to produce.

 

"WHY ARE YOU SO CALM!" Deuce asked

 

"It's not like he knows we're here" Ace said

 

"Oh he probably does" Lami said "But he doesn't really care"

 

"See" Ace said smiling

 

"WELL STILL THE ISLAND MUST BE CRAWLING WITH MARINES" Deuce added

 

"Actually it's just Vegapunk and me" Lami said "And the satellites but they're also kinda Vegapunk"

 

"What's a satellite?" Ace asked stuffing his mouth with more food

 

"You wouldn't understand" she sighed

 

"Aight" Ace said "So what are you"

 

"What do you mean" Lami asked

 

"Like are you a science person" He asked

 

"I guess, more an assistant" She said

 

"Cool" he said "What science stuff have you made"  

 

"Umm I'm working on something to reach into other dimensions" Lami said 

 

"I don't get it but it sounds cool" Ace said

 

"Oh thanks" She said

 

"Hey wanna meet my crew" Ace asked

 

Lami just stared at him

 

"Why tho" she asked

 

"Cus your a friend" He said

 

"You met me ten minutes ago" She said

 

"Doesn't matter you helped us" 

 

"I literally did basic maintenance on a machine i use regularly"

 

"Cool, your still a friend now"

 

"What if I refuse"

 

"You can't"

 

"That goes against the notion of free will"

 

"Bold assumption I know what that is"

 

"Wait do you not know what free will is?"

 

"No I do I just didn't have a good argument"

 

Deuce sighed as his captain argued

 

Ace then did the only thing he could think of to settle the argument

 

"What are you doing!" Lami shouted as Ace grabbed her

 

"Kidnapping you so you can meet my crew!" he responded

 

Lami wanted to argue but the man felt warm like a fireplace

 

"Fine but let me walk" she said

 

"But I was gonna fly you" he frowned

 

"Wait fly?" she asked

 

He nodded as he turned his lower half into fire 

 

"Captain don't do that you haven't mastered flying on your own, let alone with a passenger"

 

"Buzzkills" He said before dropping Lami

 

"A LITTLE WARNING COULD HAVE BEEN NICE" she shouted punching the mans arm only for it to go through it

 

"I'm a logia" Ace said

 

"No shit idiot" she sighed 

 

They both burst out into laughter

 

Little did they both know this would be the start of a friendship

 

A friendship she'd go to war for

 

Notes:

God I love writing these two idiots

Deuce also I guess

Chapter 134

Summary:

Lami awakens and makes her way to Egghead

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Lami groaned as she woke up. She quickly remembered why she was here and sprung out of the bed. She was about to portal back to Egghead to think of a plan when she heard a yawn. Claude was there waking up himself. 

 

"Morning" he said

 

"What happened that you were in here" Lami asked since she didn't remember Claude getting injured

 

"I can't make sure to stay with a friend when she's sad?" he asked 

 

"Wait how.."

 

"I saw your phone" Claude said 

 

Lami sighed. "Then you know that I have to leave"

 

"Coming up with a scheme to save your friend?" Claude said "Well count us in"

 

"This isn't your fight" Lami responded

 

"Well that hasn't stopped us before" Claude replied

 

"This isn't a game Claude" Lami said with a frown. "I don't want anyone I care about to be hurt"

 

"We will be careful, hell we have aura, tech and insider info" Claude responded with a wink

 

Lami sighed before opening the portal back to Egghead

 

"I need to sort some things out, I'll contact you all if your still planning on helping" She said walking into the portal

 

"Gotcha" Claude said his voice being distorted slightly due to the portal.

 

Once the portal closed Lami made her way to the door of her lab only to be met with both Lilith and Shaka

 

"LAMI!" Lilith shouted wrapping her in a hug

 

"Lilith your crushing her" Shaka said

 

"Why are you two standing outside my door" Lami asked between breaths

 

Lilith looked more serious now, she assumed Shaka did as well if his helmet didn't cover his emotions for him.

 

"We're here to say we know your going to do something dumb" Lilith said

 

"And stop me" Lami asked

 

"And help you" Shaka corrected

 

"Wait what!" Lami said with surprise 

 

"Yep" Lilith said "Stella already was devising a bit of a plan, of course we had to disconnect from most of the others for now"

 

"We think the optimal tactic will involve you going to Marineford as a technician for the Pacifista" Shaka added

 

"But why?" Lami asked

 

"Because we care about you" Lilith said smiling

 

"And we all kind of hate the government anyways" Shaka said

 

"Mainly the caring thing" Lilith retorted

 

"The ship leaves this evening and will arrive a day before the execution" Shaka added 

 

"Also Stella said he's sent a contact to gather an ally who may be able to give you the upper hand" Lilith said

 

"That's if your planning on having your friends help out" Shaka said

 

"They'll not take no for an answer" Lami sighed

 

"Goes to show how important you are to them" Lilith said

 

"Anyways you should probably start packing" Shaka said

 

"Maybe start practising love confessions as well" Lilith teased

 

"LILITH!" Lami moaned

 

"Your literally going to war because they plan on killing your crush, your argument is invalid" Lilith replied

Notes:

NGL imma miss writing Lilith after this arc, considering Lami won't be able to return to Egghead or they'll be targetted

 

Also I've recently been enjoying a new fic that was inspired by this, check it out at the bottom

Chapter 135

Summary:

Preperations are made

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Lami looked through the room provided by Peppermint, she’d expected a few people to help but this seemed like everyone who has affilation to the chat. There was the teachers from U.A, the No 2 and No 1 hero conversing among themselves. Seteth and Ironwood exchanging info about their worlds.Eda was talking to Korisca who looked  exhausted at her shenanigans. Dwight was sitting beside Link who had brought along two friends of his, one of which she recognised as Sidon. Even Ren was sitting there, semi awkwardly as the only non adult in the room.  

 

“Attention everyone” Nedzu announced from his seat. “Lami has arrived so let’s move this meeting along, time is of the essence”  

 

“Thanks Principal Nedzu” she said before inhaling. “As you know my friend Portugas D Ace has been slated for execution, I rather not have an innocent man be executed on the grounds of wanting freedom”  

 

“Frankly hearing about the world government disgusts me” the current No 1 Pro hero Endeavour said.  

 

“Indeed” Seteth added. “And given how we’ve benefitted from your help we are willing to provide assistance”  

 

“We however need a plan” Ozpin said “How likely would it be to teleport him to safety”  

 

“Not likely” Lami admitted “There’s multiple problems with a stealth approach too. For starters I won’t be able to get in range until Ace reaches Marineford and at that stage Whitebeard will show up”  

 

“Whitebeard is his captain right?” Qrow asked  

 

“Yes and one of the major powers in the Grand line” Lami said “Even if we teleport him out of there it’s likely that Whitebeard will still attack since we can’t contact him. Even if we did it could be a show of weakness from him to show up and immediately retreat with Ace”  

 

“So we have to allow Whitebeard to show off a bit” Eda said  

 

“Yes and that brings me to reason no 2 why we can’t just portal Ace” Lami said “He will most likely be injured from his imprisonment, we can’t risk a teleport, especially since we have no idea if it’ll effect a devil fruit user, let alone a logia.”  

 

“Im guessing I can’t just fly him out” Hawks said  

 

“No, the first commander of the Whitebeard Pirates is known as Marco the Phoenix, he has a devil fruit that turns him into a phoenix. This means they’ll most likely have measures to counteract any aerial rescues”  

 

Link snapped his fingers and signed something to Dwight  

 

“Link asks if using an armoured transport could work” Dwight said  

 

“That.... Could work” Lami said “But to make something like that may take too long”  

 

“Actually we a transport that could work here” Peppermint said . “We’d just have to armour it”  

 

“Can it tread water” Lami asked  

 

“Not currently but it could be done before the day” Peppermint said  

 

“So I’m thinking, we rescue Ace, escort him via the transport to Whitebeard and then get them to leave, It leaves enough time for Whitebeard to show his might, preventing any political issues in the long term, whilst also getting him to a doctor as fast as possible”  

 

Everyone agreed  

“How will we rescue him from the platform though” Chai asked  

 

“That’s another problem, the only idea I had relies on both Rens and the illusion boy” Lami said. “However I doubt they’ll be cleared to go”  

 

“What about the Aura Recall program” Peppermint said  

 

“That hasn’t been tested” Lami sighed  

 

“What is this” Seteth asked  

 

“It’s basically a emergency exit using the portals, basically if someone’s aura breaks they’ll be portaled back to safety” Lami said “We’re nearing completion we just need to test it out”  

 

“Well if the saftey measures are in place I don’t see why we can’t allow the students to participate” Nedzu said  

 

“Are you sure about this Nedzu” All Might asked  

 

“Our job is no walk in the park, they may need this experience. Furthermore it prevents them from being reckless and making their own plans” Nedzu said  

 

“Nedzu is right” Seteth said “If this recall system is implemented we will allow the students to participate “  

 

“I can guess the plan then” Ren said “I’ll be picking the lock whilst the other two make us unseen and unfelt”  

 

“Exactly” Lami said “Plus Lie Ren’s semblance may be the only way of not setting of any of the higher up’s observation haki. Which brings us to another problem, the admirals. Each of them possesses a Logia type devil fuit that can make them invulnerable unless you have haki or seastone, however we don’t have either so we’ll have to play to weaknesses”  

 

“Give us more info on these Logias” Ironwood said  

 

“They turn someone into a given element, in the case of the admirals Aokiji has the Ice Ice fruit, Kizaru has the light light fruit and Akainu has the Mag Mag fruit which gives him the power of magma”  

 

“I can deal with Aokiji” Endeavour said  

 

Link signed to Dwight again  

 

“Link said he and Sidon can take Akainu using splash fruit and Zora techniques”  

 

“That leaves Kizaru” Lami said “He’ll be the hardest since I don’t believe we have a hard counter to light other than Ren and his personas”  

 

Ren nodded “I can prepare a persona with bless immunity but that doesn’t mean I’ll be able to hit him”  

 

“We should let Whitebeard and his crew deal with Kizaru” Hawks said “If I can reach them, I’ll tell them to focus him”  

 

“Besides that the Fleet Admiral has the Mythical Buddha fruit, however if we go fast enought we may be to ignore him” Lami said “Even if it comes down to a fight his fruit doesn’t offer the same immunties as the Admirals so we can just wear him down. Another problem may be the seven warlords, Pirates sanctioned by the government”  

 

“How much of a threat do they pose” Seteth asked  

 

“Depends on each one” Lami said “Mihawk will fight but not for the government, he just wants a good fight, if we can distract him with one he’ll not be a problem. Moira will most likely let his zombies do the work so he’s not much of a problem. Kuma is definitely a threat we need to try stay clear of. Hancock will fight out of obligation I believe, her love love fruit means anyone even vaguely enamoured by her will be turned to stone”  

 

“I can take that one” Present mic said “I’m gay”  

 

“She can still fight” Lami said which Mic shrugged to  

 

“Doflamingo’s alligance is also shaky but he’ll still fight for them if he sees a reason, not to mention his string string fruit whilst sounding underwhelming can be lethal. We’d probably be best staying clear of him as well”  

 

“What about the last two” Seteth asked  

 

“Crocodile was taken off the warlords after trying to take a nation, they have a new one but I don’t know the identity of them. Jinbe is a known ally of Whitebeard, he won’t participate or at the very least on the marine’s side”  

 

“Right then” Nedzu said “We’ll gather our resources and meet up again in 4 days”  

 

Everyone nodded as Lami thought to herself  

 

‘Don’t die Ace’  

Notes:

Honestly I feel like if Luffy saved Ace in Impel down he'd cause problems for Whitebeard, It doesn't look good when a rookie saves your son before you

Chapter 136

Summary:

More prep is done

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-6 days before the execution. U.A training ground-

 

An arrow whizzed past Izuku.

 

"Good dodge" Claude said as he nocked another arrow

 

"Why are you shooting arrows at Ren and Izuku?" Jaune asked

 

"They're working on dodges" Claude said as he fired on at Ren who dodged it with little effort

 

"Oh" Jaune said nodding

 

"DIE!"

 

An explosion rang out

 

Izuku sighed "Why he feels the need to shout that every time he does a major attack I'll never know"

 

Ren chuckled as he dodged another arrow Claude sent his way

 

"You two sure you gotta work on dodges" Claude said smiling, "Pretty sure your great at it"

 

"I'm flattered" Ren said

 

Izuku frowned "We need to be as strong as possible"

 

"We shouldn't overwork either" Claude shot back both with his words and with another arrow at Izuku, who dodged again.

 

"That's true" Izuku sighed

 

"We won't fail" Jaune said smiling

 

 

Meanwhile in another part of the training grounds

 

 

"So in practice that is how you cast a simple fire spell" Byleth explained before hearing a target get hit

 

"Awesome" Luz shouted

 

"Wait we're we supposed to go already" Jirou asked

 

"It doesn't matter you can take it at your own pace" Byleth said to which the group nodded

 

"I'm surprised your learning more magic Luz" Sylvain said

 

"I can't use my glyphs outside of the isles and Eda has Owlbert so I can't use him" Luz responded "Plus bold assumption I wouldn't be interested in more magic" 

 

"Heh that's great" Sylvain said as he nailed a target with a fire ball

 

Luz smiled

 

'I won't hold them back' she thought

 

-Support labs-

 

"This is amazing" Dwight said as he took the gadget

 

"Yep this baby will allow you to help out despite not getting in direct fights" Power Loader said

 

It was a visor that was hooked up to a grid of drones that could be deployed on a battlefield. It allowed the user to get information at a greater rate and be able to strategize better doing so

 

"Are you sure you wouldn't have someone else have this" Dwight asked

 

"Don't sell yourself short" Power Loader said "We made this specifically for you"

 

Dwight smiled

 

'I'll lead my friends through the darkness' he thought

 

-Unknown Island, The Grand Line-

 

"Are you sure we got the coordinates right" Peppermint said

 

"Stella wouldn't make a mistake like this" Lami said "Whoever this ally is could prove crucial"

 

"Hey look at that monkey" Chai said

 

They looked at the monkey

 

"What about it" Peppermint asked

 

"It looks neat"  Chai said

 

"I will strangle you" Peppermint growled but before she could step further she heard the click of a gun hammer

 

"Arms up" the voice said 

 

They obliged

 

"You the fuckers with Vegapunk" he asked

 

"Yes" Lami said

 

"Good then" he said before whistling

 

Lami watched as someone made their way into the open

 

"Well if it isn't Vegapunk's assistant" the voice came

 

Lami looked confused 

 

"Who are you?" she asked

 

"Don't recognise me" the woman asked before holding up a bounty poster with her face on it

 

JEWELLRY BONNEY WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE 140,000,000 

Notes:

Ayy it's Bonney, Love this character, don't like how it took till recently to find out she's twelve and ten at the time of this story

Also this is why Lami does not recognise her, she's too used to her not looking 20

Chapter 137

Summary:

Vegapunk's 'ally' revealed

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Lami kept looking at the poster but her mind was blanking. Bonney must have noticed this because she grimaced before jumping down.

 

"Bonney, the girl who's father was turned into a cyborg by your father" She snarled

 

"I don't have a dad" Lami said confused

 

"BULLSHIT AIN'T YOU VEGAPUNK'S KID" she shouted

 

Lami then put the dots together

 

"I'm his assistant not his daughter" she said

 

"Po-tay-to, Po-tat-to" Bonney said "You don't remember how he turned my father into a mindless robot for the world government"

 

Lami kept thinking before snapping her fingers

 

"Kuma's kid" she said before frowning "Wait no she's like 10"

 

"YEAH THAT'S ME" Bonney shouted again

 

"Wait so why the heck do you look like a young adult" Chai asked

 

"Wait captain are you 10 years old?" A man off to the side said

 

Her crew started chatting amongst themselves as they put the pieces together.

 

"It doesn't matter" Bonney said 

 

"It really does" the chef of her crew said before getting elbowed by another

 

Meanwhile Lami had figured out why Vegapunk wanted her as an ally.

 

"That's a useful devil fruit" she said

 

"Yeah I know" she said "Anyways Vegapunk said he'd give me answers about my father if I help you out. By the way what did he want us to do"

 

Lami smiled sinisterly

 

"Make the world government suffer"

 

Peppermint sighed looking at her friends evil grin

 

"I wonder how Kiego is doing helping Link?" Chai said thinking aloud

 

-In Hyrule-

 

Link crashed to the ground, his lungs struggling to take in air as tears ran down his face

 

Mineru frowned as she looked at link

 

"I just asked if your friend was conceived through a relationship between a Rito and a Hylian"

 

Link continued rolling on the floor in silent laughter

 

She looked to Hawks who just shrugged

Notes:

Aight so as much as Bonney shouldn't know at this stage that Kuma is a cyborg I'm choosing to believe because of Vegapunk raising Lami he'd be more honest with Bonney and explain why her father may be ignoring her. Unfortunately this doesn't mean he gained tact so Bonney still thinks he did this against Kuma's will and is keeping it from her.

Also Link is fucking dead via laughter

Chapter 138

Summary:

Claude ponders and so does Link

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-4 days before execution-

 

Claude laid back on his bed as he thought about the future. He always wanted to tear down Fodlan's borders but he wasn't so sure what was next. Shortly after Edelgard had been revealed to them, he decided to ask Seteth directly about his feelings about Claude's goals. He expected some sort of reluctant approval however instead what Seteth said surprised him

 

"Claude to be perfectly honest I believe that was merely a mistranslation or some sort of error made by the clergy in the past. If you want to help foster relations between Fodlan and Almyra I would be proud to support that endeavour"

 

One one part after hearing that he was relieved that someone like Seteth, a high up church member thought that. On the other hand he scowled at the idea that relations could have been better if it wasn't for the mistranslation. Either way dwelling on the past was getting him nowhere. He got up and put on his uniform before hearing a knock on his door.

 

"Coming" he said as he fixed his hair. When he opened the door he saw a man holding a crate.

 

"Delivery for Claude Von Reigan" the man said 

 

"That's me" he said wondering what was in the box

 

'Could it be some sort of trap' he thought as he took it 

 

The messenger left as he pondered about opening the box. Before he could reach the conclusion however, his door was flung open.

 

"CLAUDE GUESS WHO ACTUALLY SCORED HIGHER THAN A B" Hilda said 

 

"You" he said still thinking

 

"No teasing?" Hilda asked as she looked at the box. "Ooo does someone have a present"

 

"I'm just considering the likelihood of a trap" he said

 

Hilda stared at him before opening the box without losing eye contact.

 

"Your way too paranoid Claude" Hilda said before noticing Claude's surprised expression.

 

Claude's surprise turned to laughter.

 

"You sly dog gramps" he said as he picked up Failnaught

 

 

-Hyrule-

Link smiled as he fell through the air. He'd found all the sages and all that was left before facing Ganondorf was to find the mastersword. To do this he had to find the memories around Hryule, which may take a while to find but he knew there was no rush. He landed on a floating island that he'd never been on before

 

'Oh cool zonai machine' he thought seeing the dispenser. He grabbed a zonai charge from his pockets and dropped them in. He watched as the machine deposited a wing, 2 large batteries, 3 balloons and what looked like a construct head. He smiled pocketing the orbs.

 

'As much as the koroks can be nuisances they do have good magic' he thought as the orbs dissapeared.

 

Link walked around the island before spotting a construct guardian thing that he'd started calling Steves. He blamed Ren for this but nevertheless he had an idea. These things were programmed to attack anything. So what if he noted the co-ordinates and asked Peppermint to drop one on the opponents.

 

Link grinned at the thought of his enemies struggling like he did when he tried to fight one for the first time. 

 

Link walked towards the construct smiling. 

Notes:

Here is the start of a few personal chapters for some of the residents before the war starts. By the way I'm sorry if anyone wanted more details on helping Mineru but I find that to be pretty weak dungeon wise and wanted to get it out of the way before the war started. Furthermore after the War there will be a small hiatus as Act 2 concludes, I may post other fics in this time but I will be focusing on refreshing myself before the next Act

Chapter 139

Summary:

Luz thinks about herself and Dwight drinks coffee

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-3 Days before the execution-

 

Luz sat on the sofa in the owl house looking at the palisman wood.

 

"Ugh why is this so hard!" she groaned 

 

'I should be carving this so I won't be as useless in the fight' Luz thought

 

Luz went to grab the carving knife but was stopped when Eda's hand got there first

 

"Woah kiddo I don't think your in the headspace to carve this" she said

 

"But I need too" Luz retorted

 

"No you don't" Eda sighed "Kid I know your feeling down about something and I can guess it's related to the whole execution thing"

 

Luz nodded "I just want to be able to help more"

 

Eda smiled at her. "Luz your stronger than you believe, your just stuck in a bad mindset. Tell me, who was the only person on the isles to discover a lost form of magic."

 

Luz sighed "That was just luck"

 

"I guess that means being the most powerful witch on the isles for me was just luck too" she said

 

"No way your amazing" Luz said then she stopped "Oh I see what you did there"

 

"Yep, it's only natural to feel like we aren't doing enough despite the fact we are" Eda said

 

Luz smiled

 

"Maybe I am enough" she said

 

 

-Beacon-

 

"So then I hit the thing so hard it exploded" Meg said as she recounted her recent adventures of learning to be a hunter

 

"That's cool Meg" Dwight said as he took a sip of his drink

 

"You okay?" Meg asked

 

"Just thinking how crazy this entire situation is" Dwight said. "Getting kidnapped by a demonic entity, getting rescued from another world and now going to war for someone else"

 

"It's like a super cool Saturday morning cartoon" Meg said

 

Dwight chuckled at that

 

"You know, now that I'm a leader of a team, I wonder if you lost your sanity juggling us" Meg mused

 

Dwight remembered when they first found themselves at the campfire. He wasn't interested in being the leader but then again given the circumstances he was more so given the role by process of elimination. Meg was still learning to work with others, as was Jake and Claudette never spoke up about problems. 

 

He honestly expected the role to last until they got someone who was good at leading, but as survivors arrived he never had anyone who wanted to take the lead. He even asked Kate when she arrived if she wanted to be leader, considering how she seemed to lighten the mood so much. She laughed at that.

 

"Dwight I'm pretty sure if I took leadership there would be riots, you do realise nearly everyone loves having you as leader" Kate said

 

So from then onwards he never questioned his role as leader, he relished it, he wanted to make his friends happy.

 

"So I heard you got a fancy visor" Meg said "Should I call you Office grade Cyclops"

 

Dwight snorted at that

 

"Bootleg more like" He replied as he laughed

 

He hoped these happy days never ended.

Notes:

So we have perspectives of Luz and Dwight

I hope I did Luz's headspace justice since she is going through things right now.

Dwight is more headcanon but I do think he cares about his friends and intially believed his leadership role would be temporary

Next we'll have Ren and Chai's thoughts then end off with Izuku and Jaune's thoughts

Chapter 140

Summary:

Chai plays guitar and Ren thinks about his cousin

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-2 days before the execution-

 

Chai hummed as he sat on the sofa tuning his guitar. He was a bit antsy with everyone doing something but decided he'd best brush up on his guitar skills instead of worrying

 

"So 808" he said to the robo cat on his lap. "What song should I play"

 

808 simply produced a hologram containing notes.

 

"All right" Chai said starting to play the song

 

Honestly he had no idea how he even ended up in this entire situation to begin with. He wondered if the kid version of him with grand ideas of being a rockstar would be surprised to see him achieve that and much more. Then again he always had the confidence, it was mainly his teachers who told him he should be realistic. Then again his dreams nearly shattered when he broke his arm badly two years ago. Now he had a cool robo arm, helped take out an evil CEO and united universes.

 

Talk about a killer first album

 

However he wasn't gonna allow his five minutes of fame to define him, he'd rather do his own thing and help his friends.

 

"Your getting good at that" Hawks said from behind him

 

Chai almost jumped at the sudden voice but instead smiled

 

"I am aren't I" Chai replied

 

"Just don't let it fuel an ego alright"  Hawks replied handing him some fried chicken

 

Chai chuckled "You know I still don't get your obsession with chicken is"

 

"I'm a bird of prey" Hawks replied taking a bite "Plus it's good chicken"

 

"I ain't denying that" Chai said "Just think you could expand your palette"

 

Hawks hummed before clicking his fingers

 

"You know, I've seen flyers for couples cooking classes in my neighbourhood"

 

"Let's do it" Chai said

 

 

-Leblanc-

 

Ren picked up the next glass to wash. He'd offered to clean the cafe's dishes whilst Sojiro and Futaba went out for some new tech for Futaba's PC. He honestly expected his probation to be a long tedious year. 

 

'Maybe my hopes were too high' Ren thought as he took the next glass in hand.

 

It's ironic that the punishment of being sent away from home ended up being more of a vacation from his empty home. Sure his parents existed but it wasn't like they did anything with him. Heck there was times he was left without food for a day. He never told anyone why he was so good at picking locks and he'd think they'd hunt down his parents if they learned it was due to the fact he was locked out so much as a kid. That didn't mean he had no family he cared about though.

 

'I wonder how Kanji is doing' Ren pondered

 

His cousin and aunt was the only family he had before Sojiro. They'd let him eat at the shop and even gave pocket money for minor chores around the store. 

 

One of Ren's worst memories is when Kanji went missing. He was scared he'd never see his cousin again, the person who would listen to him rant about his parents, who taught him how to swim and even 'fought' one of his bullies(He later found out he'd just intimidated the kid).

 

After he was found however he changed. Not in a bad way but he felt happier. He invited Ren to hang with his friends who were an odd bunch. He couldn't help but remember something Kanji said when explaining how he met them.

 

'Odd group for sure, but we all have something that connects us, maybe one day you'll find a friend group like these guys' 

 

How right his cousin was

Notes:

Kanji Tatsumi supremecy

Also sorry for lack of chapters last week I had a driving test and I passed so YAY

Next up will be Izuku and Jaune

Chapter 141

Summary:

Izuku hangs out with friends and Jaune gets a rest

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-1 day before the execution-

 

Izuku sipped his water as he laid in the dorm common rooms with Shinso and Iida.

 

"Soda for your thoughts" Shinso asked throwing Izuku a soda

 

Izuku grabbed the bottle and sighed

 

"Just nerves for tommorrow" he said

 

"I get you completely" Shinso said

 

"It'd be worrying if we were prepared for this" Iida said "Nevertheless our duty as heroes demands we help"

 

Izuku nodded as Bakugo walked into the room

 

"Hey nerd have you seen my phone"

 

Izuku shrugged. "No I've been sitting here for the last hour"

 

Bakugo groaned as he went to the kitchen to check there

 

Izuku started zoning out before Iida tapped his shoulder

 

"Don't overthink yourself Midoriya"

 

"I think I've circled round and my head is empty in all honesty" Izuku replied

 

Shinso chuckled at that

 

"I'm heading to bed" Izuku said standing up

 

'I can't risk anything, I need to save them'

 

 

-Beacon Dorms-

 

Jaune sighed as he laid in his bed

 

He honestly had a million thoughts running through his head. Why did Ozpin let him into beacon, why did his friends accept him so much and mainly.... would he able to do anything beneficial tomorrow. 

 

Jaune tapped his fingers on the bedframe. Over the course of the last year he'd always wondered why him, he knew for a fact he wasn't the first choice, hell Ruby was apparently the first choice. Lami admitted she only added him because she couldn't be bothered to hack Ruby's scroll. He still wondered however why not someone like Weiss or Pyrrha. They were more competent fighters and had heroic demeanours.

 

He wish the answer would write itself upon the ceiling, He heard the snores of Nora from a few beds over, his team would probably be telling him not to worry about it.

 

Ironically this made him more worried.

 

He closed his eyes and tried to think of a happy memory, one of his favourites.

 

'Are you hurt Mr frog' a 6 year old Jaune asked

 

The frog croaked

 

'Don't worry I'll protect you' Jaune said as he picked up the frog and brought it to the house. One or two of his sisters screamed before he reached his mom and Sapphron.

 

"Jaune why do you have a frog" his mother asked

 

"He was hurt" he said "Where are the bandages"

 

"Jaune frogs don't take bandages" Sapphron said 

 

"Give him to me" His mother said 

 

Jaune gave the frog to his mother

 

"I'll help Mr Frog using my special trick" his mother said

 

Jaune looked at her puzzled as she took the frog and kissed it.

 

"EWW"  One of his sisters cried from the sofa

 

Nevertheless the frog seemed better now, hopping out of his mothers hand and out the back door

 

"Woah" he said "How'd you do that"

 

"I just needed to be kind to it" His mother said cryptically "Kindness is our greatest strength"

 

Jaune smiled realising his mother probably used a semblance of some sort

 

But those words always stuck with him

 

He drifted to sleep hoping he'd make a difference

Notes:

Y'all I'm hyped as heck since next chapter is gonna be great

 

BTW It may be out on Friday but don't be suprised if it comes earlier or later than expected

Chapter 142

Summary:

Paramount war part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-The day of the execution-  

 

Lami walked through the cobbled streets of Marineford, marines were running back and forth prepping defences for the war that would most certainly come. She was currently being escorted by a group of five marines, or at least at a first glance  

 

“Quite a bit of panic around here, are the civs at least evacuated” Qrow said as he walked alongside Korisca  

 

“Yeah they evacuated the base a few days ago” Lami said  

 

“At least they had some sense” Aizawa said  

 

Lami before exiting her quarters on the ship, acquired five marine disguises. Currently worn by Aizawa, Qrow, Yamada, Nemuri and Korisca.  

 

She kept walking through the city before arriving at the execution platform, she’d lucked out since they decided to have the pacifista repair station right under the platform.  She took her place and waited for the signs of conflict. The five others stood nearby pretending to simply be guards for her.  

 

She’d save Ace, no matter what  

 

-Elsewhere-  

 

Joker smiled, so far the plan has been going smoothly, they were currently sitting in a nearby building that was abandoned due to the war. They just had to wait now.  

 

“You think it’ll be much longer” the other Ren asked  

 

“Hopefully not” Joker replied  

 

“Hey guys look” Gus said in a hushed tone. Joker made his way to the window and glanced out of it, making sure to leave himself obscured. He watched as a group of marines escorted the target.  

 

“Let’s move” Joker said  

 

The group followed the marines as the escorted Ace up the stairs, Gus using his illusions prevented them from being seen whilst Ren masked their presence. Joker slowly made his way up the stairs with them making sure to not rush and blow their cover.  

 

As they reached the top they were greeted by the sight of Ace, arms chained to the floor.  Joker noticed who he believed to be Sengoku standing nearby.  

 

‘I hope he can’t see us with that haki shit, dude does not look happy’ Joker thought.  

 

He saw the man continue to stand there not noticing them. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a den den mushi and dismissed the executioners.  

 

“I have a truth to announce this day” he began as speakers blared his voice over the battlefield. “Besides being a commander of the whitebeard pirates there is another reason for this execution. Ace tell them your father’s name”  

 

Ace grimaced before responding  

 

“Whitebeard”  

 

“Wrong” Sengoku said “We know of your true heritage”  

 

Everyone’s attention was turned to Sengoku  

 

“Your father was the pirate king Gold Roger!”  

Notes:

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING

AFOHVSAIHVIPNPVB[N M

Chapter 143

Summary:

Paramount War pt 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Beneath the execution stand-  

 

Lami realized why this entire war was happening, she thought the marine’s were just morons who wanted to get rid of Whitebeard.  

 

‘This will complicate things but the plan is still the same’ she thought as she heard gasps from the crowds of marines.  

 

As soon as the crowd died down from the reveal she heard Sengoku explain how his mother kept him in the womb for 20 months in order to hide him and let him live.  Lami clenched her fist  

 

‘More of their so called justice’ she thought  

 

However she didn’t have long to think about this as ripples appeared in the watery docks of Marineford, the ripples grew bigger and bigger until a fleet of ships appeared from under the water.  She watched as the flagship of the Whitebeard pirates’, the Moby Dick,  surfaced in front of the fleet.  

 

*Clink*  

*Clink*  

 

Whitebeard’s naginata hit on the steps going to the helm of the ship. As he stood on the front he grinned.  

 

“GURARARARARA, it’s been some time Sengoku” Whitebeard said glaring but keeping his smile. “We’ve got plenty to talk about, like how you think you can execute my son”  

 

The man threw his hands up before swinging them down towards himself.  

 

Lami realised too late what was happening as the entirety of Marineford shook  

-On the Executioner’s Platform-  

 

Joker grimaced as he felt the impact of the attack on the island. Luckily everyone was so focused on Whitebeard that they didn’t see the ripples in the illusion.  

 

“Pops” Ace muttered from his spot before frowning. He raised his voice “Why did you come old man, this is my fault you don’t have to get involved”  

 

Joker looked in the distance to the man standing on the ship.  

 

Whitebeard smiled “It isn’t your fault son” he shouted  

 

It was at this stage that larges waves began approaching Marineford.  

 

‘Did he create a Tsunami’ Joker thought  

 

He kept his position as he watched the Admiral Aokiji jump into action freezing the water saving the island from the Tsunami but giving the pirates a clear path forward on the frozen water. The other Admirals moved to fight. Joker signaled that they were moving forwards and got beside Ace. Gus made the illusion drop for Ace as Ren slapped his hand on the man’s mouth.  

 

-We’re on your side, here to rescue you- Gus wrote using an illusion only visible to Ace. The man nodded as Ren took his hand away and he nodded. Joker started picking the lock.  He had to do it as quickly as possible but luckily for him the locks whilst tricky were manageable. He removed the first cuff and quietly placed it on the ground. He just finished the second one as another attack from Whitebeard shook causing him to drop it.  

 

Joker and Ren helped Ace up as Sengoku stared at the illusion clearly noticing the sound. Gus typed on his scroll to the chat.  

 

“Something’s wrong Garp” Sengoku said as he approached the Illusion  

 

* Crack *  

 

The execution stand became unsteady as the armored behemoth of a vehicle appeared beneath it through a portal.  

 

Sengoku went to grab Ace but his hand reached through the illusion causing it to vanish.  He turned to the edge to see three people and Fire Fist Ace standing there  

 

“Seeya” Joker said as they jumped from the platform and into the transport.  

 

 

-Inside The Beast-  

 

Ace had no idea what was going on, first Pops arrived, then some weird mask guy showed up and broke him out and now he was in a land boat with a small army’s worth of people in it.  

 

“So can I ask who you all are” Ace said  

 

Peppermint didn’t bother spinning round from the driver’s seat  

 

“A mutual friend wanted you rescued” Peppermint simply replied  

 

Ace took a moment to think of who but before he could he heard an intercom come on  

 

“The World Government has taken my mother, my father, my home from me” Lami said over the intercom.  

Ace watched as on one of the screens it showed the top of the ship they were in. Lami standing on it.  

 

“I WON’T LET YOU TAKE ANYTHING ELSE FROM ME!”  

 

 

Notes:

i've had this art for a week or two and I finally get to use it in all it's glory

Chapter 144

Summary:

Paramount war pt3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Lami jumped into the hatch of The Beast.  

 

“Peppermint raise the shields” She shouted  

 

Peppermint didn’t hesitate to raise them. The Beast kept moving forward demolishing some of the buildings and fortifications.  

 

“DON’T LET FIRE FIST GET AWAY” Sengoku shouted as he used his devil fruit, growing and glowing golden. He jumped from some of the standing platform and crashed into the ground below. He rushed to stop the transport.  

 

SMASH”  

 

Sengoku got knocked back struggling to keep his balance. He glared at the newcomer.  

 

“It’s fine now” the man said as he smiled “Because I am here”  

 

“Hmph, another pirate?” Sengoku questioned regaining his balance.  

 

“Try the Symbol of Peace” All Might said as he cracked his neck. “It truly feels great to be back in my prime if only temporarily. Regardless I won’t let you execute someone on the crimes of a father”  

 

All Might reeled back a punch dashing towards the Fleet Admiral  

 

Sengoku let loose a punch of his own as the two titans begun their clash.  

 

 

-Inside the Beast-  

 

Ace frowned  

 

‘Why the hell are these people here, they don’t have to fight this war’ he thought  

 

“Hey Ace” Lami said as she approached him  

 

“Why did you come here Lami” Ace growled.  

 

Lami looked slightly shocked at the response.  

 

“I said it already, I won’t let the world government take another person I care about”  

 

“BUT WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE ABOUT ME” Ace retorted  

 

Everyone went silent.  

 

“Didn’t you hear what Sengoku said, who my father is, why are you risking your lives for someone who shouldn’t have been born” he continued. “You should have left me to die”  

 

Lami walked forwards and crouched down in front of Ace  

 

*SLAP*  

 

Ace felt the pain on his face.  

 

“BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT!” Lami said tears running down her cheeks. “EVERYONE IS FIGHTING THIS BATTLE BECAUSE THEY CARE FOR YOU.”  

 

“But why” Ace asked  

 

Lami hugged him.  

 

“Because you’re not a mistake” Lami said “You are a son of Whitebeard, an awesome big brother and the stupid idiot that inspired me”  

 

They kept in the embrace before a rumble was heard.  

 

“Aokiji is here” Peppermint said  

 

“Finally” Endeavour said as he climbed the hatch. “Hawks get a perimeter view”  

 

“Aye Aye No 1” Hawks said as he went out a seperate hatch.  

 

Everyone started grabbing weapons and getting into their positions.  

 

Lami stood up and went to the console.  

 

“We’re in range of most of the pacifistas” Peppermint said  

 

Lami nodded as she turned on the speakers.  

 

“This is Mechanical Repair Head Trafalgar Lami, All Pacifistas enter reboot mode access key 20230612delta”  

 

The pacifistas turned offline.  

 

“That will help” Lami said  

 

 

-Elsewhere on the outskirts of the battlefield-  

 

“Lami...” a man said smiling.  

 

 “You’re alive”  

Notes:

NGL I know that the slap here may seem a bit much but considering typical one piece I felt it was the best way to do this. Plus Ace is the type of stubborn idiot who needs to be shown he's loved.

Also All Might vs Sengoku(+garp later) was always a fun idea I had

Chapter 145

Summary:

Paramount war part 4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“You know I can’t let you through” Aokiji said as he walked towards the beast, eyeing the flame covered man.  

 

“Neither can I” Endeavour said before letting loose a blast of fire that Aokiji countered with an ice pillar.  

 

The men continued clashing as Akainu broke off from fighting the Whitebeard pirates. He started running towards the beast but was hit by an arrow. He growled noticing the splash it created.  

 

“I won’t let you get away with Gol D Ace” Akainu said as he used his devil fruit to start raining magma.  

 

Link dodged the rain of fire before using a blueprint to create a battering ram lined with hydrants. He hit the ram making it shoot towards Akainu who dodged the ram but not the water that hardened his magma  

 

Link smiled as he noticed cracks in the ice. Suddenly geysers of water spouted up. Sidon popped out of one and directed the water to strike Akainu.  

 

“Let us hold the line Link” Sidon said  

 

Link nodded drawing another arrow.  

 

-Meanwhile-  

 

“We’re making good progress” Lami said. “The next problem is the warlords”  

 

“Vista is dealing with Mihawk” Ace said  

 

“Let’s give him some support then” Lami said before signaling to her allies.  

 

Ace watched as a rugged man stepped forwards and climbed the hatch, with a blue haired woman going after him.  

 

“Damn Teach and Jeralt” Claude said “Seems overkill”  

 

Claude was corrected soon after by Lami pointing to the view of Mihawk who decimated a group of opportunists who interrupted his fight with Vista.  

 

“Eraser and Mic are going to take on Boa Hancock” Lami said “Doflamingo is barely interested in this fight, Leaving Moira and Kuma to deal with. We should be able to repel them if it comes to it.”  

 

Ace nodded before reaching for the ladder. He was cut off by Dwight.  

 

“You probably should stay inside” Dwight said  

 

Ace glared at the man before his stomach rumbled.  

 

“If your hungry I have that machine you loved from Egghead” Lami said  

 

Ace kept his frown but made his way to get food.  

 

“We’re coming up on a big group of marines” Lami said  

 

“Then let’s give them a show” Joker said as people rushed to the hatches to get into the fight. The first wave of marines was met with swords, lances and fists as U.A students, Garreg Mach students and the thieves jumped down. Some marines tried using range but were taken down by gunfire from Team RWBY. The battlefield became chaos as the marines faced their opponents.  

 

“Ravage them” Joker shouted as Arsene unleashed curse energy knocking the marines back.  Quickly after they were knocked upwards by an explosion from Bakugo. Claude directed Bernadetta and Ashe to shoot the airborne targets before they lost consciousness. Morgana swept the unconscious bodies out of The Beast’s way. On the left side Jaune stood with JNPR with Nora unleashing explosions everywhere. Dimitri and the rest of the lions rushed forwards taking on the marines with brutal efficacy. On the left the Eagles and team RWBY were making quick work as well.  

Some marines tried coming from the rear but the rest of the deer were covering it with the help of the hexside students and Chai. Back at the front Izuku sent a particularly large marine flying with the help of Todoroki and Ochaco. He suddenly felt wrong.  

 

‘9TH LOOK OUT’ A voice from his head said directing him upwards. He moved quickly as a ship crashed in front of them,  

 

Back inside Lami cursed  

 

“What idiot dropped a ship in our way.” She said as Ace made his way to the front with her.  

 

“Probably some dumbass marine” Ace said  

 

“ACE I’VE COME TO SAVE YOU” a voice shouted from the ship  

 

“LUFFY!” Ace exclaimed  

Notes:

A wild Luffy appeared.

Also Lami "Doflamingo won't bother us"

Doflamingo. "Did I hear Trafalgar"

Chapter 146

Summary:

Paramount war pt 5

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"ACE!" Luffy shouted as he jumped from the wrecked marine ship.

 

"Straw boy be careful" Ivankov added. Luffy probably didn't hear that considering his first instinct was to use his powers to catapult himself onto The Beast. He smiled as he went to open a door but found he couldn't open it.

 

He went to punch it but the door opened to Ace. Who was quickly enveloped in a hug by his younger brother.

 

"Luffy why are you here" Ace asked 

 

"Silly Ace, to save you of course" he said

 

"I didn't need saving" Ace retorted

 

"Bitch please" Peppermint shouted

 

"Let me clarify, I did not need saving from my brother" Ace said

 

"I wasn't gonna let you die" Luffy said

 

"I know that" Ace said

 

"But did you have to block our escape route with a ship" Lami groaned

 

"What do you mean Goggles" Luffy said

 

"My name is Lami"

 

"Llama, Aight"

 

"LAMI"

 

"That's what I said" Luffy said "Didn't you mention liking a lla..."

 

Ace tackled Luffy to the ground.

 

"EIther way we need to break that boat to clear the route" Lami sighed "Can whoever you arrived with help clear it"

 

"Yoosh" Luffy said before walking out the door and shouting. "OI BOOGY GET THE MARINE SHIP OUT OF THIS ONE'S WAY"

 

"MY NAME IS BUGGY YOU IMBECILE" Buggy replied

 

"WE'LL CLEAR THE PATH LUFFY" Jinbe added, causing Ace to be shocked at the arrival of his friend.

 

Lami tapped the intercom "ANYONE WITH GOOD STRENGTH HELP CLEAR THE SHIP"

 

She was met with a response of Alrights, Okay and one particularly loud HECK YEAH from Kirishima.

 

Lami tapped her comm's station ledge

 

'Let's hope this is the end of surprises'

 

 

-Meanwhile-

 

Qrow flew overhead. He'd seen something that didn't seem right in the chaos of the battlefield. According to Lami one of the least likely risks was Doflamingo, since he had no stake. Now Qrow was watching him make his way straight for the transport at a slow but steady pace, taking out anyone in his way. Qrow landed in front of the man and raised his weapon.

 

"Didn't see you as the type to care about this" Qrow said hoping the man would divulge the info.

 

"Fufufufufu, I do not care for the pirate king's spawn" he said before summoning string clones all around Qrow

 

He smiled 

 

"I'm interested in Trafalgar Lami" 

Notes:

WARNING DOFLAMINGO HAS ENTERED THE ARENA

DOFLAMINGO HAS ENTERED THE ARENA

Chapter 147

Summary:

Paramount war pt6

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Meanwhile with Sengoku-

 

"You're stubborn I'll give you that" Sengoku cursed as he was knocked back by another punch

 

"He's got you on the ropes Senny" Garp said

 

"Garp get your ass up here and help" Sengoku shouted

 

"Fine" Garp said as he rushed at the blonde haired hero.

 

 

-The Beast-

 

"The ship is coming down at a steady pace" Claude said as Bakugo landed beside him.

 

"Good we need to get going, these fodders are getting annoying" Bakugo said before leaping back into battle. He let loose explosions knocking out most marines with the impact.

 

"Quite the flashy power" a voice said making Bakugo turn to see a clown fighting the marines as well.

 

"Who the hell are you red nose" Bakugo said

 

The clown turned to him with anger in his eyes

 

"NOSE, I'LL BLAST YOU WITH A BUGGY BALL FOR INSULTING MY NOSE"

 

"TRY IT CLOWN TRASH AND YOUR GOING BACK IN A BODYBAG" 

 

Nearby Jinbe was dealing with his own group of marines internally wondering how likely leaving buggy behind was. He used his fishman karate to take down another set of marines that dared approach the vehicle. He saw a curious weapon take out a marine trying to sneak up on him. He turned and nodded in thanks to the girl who disappeared leaving a shadow behind.

 

"Hey Jinbe right" a voice asked

 

Jinbe noticed a man with a metal arm approach him taking out marines on his way

 

"Yes" He responded

 

"Awesome, Any chance you could throw me into that group over there"

 

Jinbe nodded internally wondering what his plan was. He threw him and noticed the shockwave produced when he slammed a guitar onto the ground.

 

 

-With Qrow-

 

'Dammit' Qrow thought 'One more hit and I get recalled'

 

This Doflamingo was no joke, it had taken him barely more than 5 minutes to shred his aura.

 

He watched as the man raised his foot to strike him.

 

'Well shit' Qrow thought as the last of his aura was expended and the emergency portal activated bringing him back to the hangar they teleported out of.

 

He grabbed his drink

 

'Stay safe kiddos' he thought as he limped towards the medical bay

 

.

Notes:

I really wanted to write the Bakugo and Buggy exchange for a while now.

Chapter 148

Summary:

paramount war pt7

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link let loose another arrow keeping the admiral at bay. He noticed Aizawa and Mic in the corner off his eye, sneaking away after presumably taking out Boa Hancock, if Present Mic's prior shout of "I'M GAYYYYYYYYYY!" was anything to go by. He dodged another blob of magma before giving his best smug grin.

 

"STAND STILL YOU COWARD" Akainu roared as he kept swinging and missing.

 

Nearby Jeralt was losing his fight with Mihawk

 

"I expected more from someone named the Blade Breaker" Mihawk sighed

 

Jeralt dodged another attack from Mihawk. He realised Byleth was getting exhausted due to using whatever that weird time rewind power was.

 

"Don't get cocky" Jeralt said as he used his lance to try and sweep his opponent, only to realise too later his mistake as he saw Yoru swing down upon him. Despite the aura cushioning the blow, the attack was so powerful it broke straight through and cleaved through his arm. Jeralt grunted in pain before he teleported away.

 

Byleth seeing this cried out before sending the Sword of the Creator at Mihawk 

 

"Quite the blade" He said as he pulled the end of the blade not even cutting himself on it. "Any Last words"

 

Byleth looked him in the eye

 

"I can't die here" she said before cutting herself draining enough aura for the emergency recall to activate.

 

Mihawk sighed as he walked away from the battle. He had seen enough

 

 

-At the Beast-

 

"Just a little more" Lami muttered as she watched the final pieces of the marine ship bend and buckle under the pressure of their heavy hitters. She looked over her shoulders to see Luffy and Ace gorging on the food from the fabricator. 

 

'Let's hope Law doesn't murder me when I find him' Lami thought as she looked at the brothers.

 

"It's clear" A bunch of voices shouted as Lami saw the last of the ship start falling apart.

 

She put her feet on the accelerator of the beast. It lurched forwards as it made it's way through the bisected ship.

 

"It should be smooth sailing from here" Lami said

 

"Lami why did you say that" Dwight asked

 

"Because it will be" Lami said

 

Dwight sighed "Maybe but remember the last time someone said something like this"

 

Lami's face went white as she realised she jinxed them. Not even seconds later strings formed a cage around the beast as a man floated in the air.

 

The man

 

Was Doflamingo

Notes:

Lami "I'm in danger"

Chapter 149

Summary:

Paramount war pt 8

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Whilst Doflamingo reached the transport elsewhere on the battlefield two titans were fighting.

 

"You throw a good punch" All Might said smiling

 

"Bwahahaha so do you" Garp said returning the smile.

 

"Despite that your justice is weak" All MIght said "You would convict a man for the sin's of his father"

 

Garp frowned at that as he dodged a punch. 

 

"He should have been a marine" 

 

"Would it make a difference" All Might asked making Garp falter for a second. He landed a punch believing he knocked the old man out, instead Garp was just thinking

 

'Would it have made a difference' 

 

 

-Back at the Beast-

 

"Fufufufufufu, what do we have here" Doflamingo said as he floated in the air.

 

Ace grabbed the intercom. "Guess your really a bird on a leash" 

 

Luffy looked curious "Why would a bird be on a leash?"

 

Lami groaned as Doflamingo smiled

 

"I'm not here for the spawn of Roger, I'm here for Trafalgar D Lami" he said as he used his strings to cut a chunk of the beast out exposing the three of them.

 

"What the hell do you want with me" Lami asked as she glared at the man

 

"Your brother owes me something, however he remains illusive, what better than to grab some bait whilst I'm here" Doflamingo said as he used his devil fruit to wrap Lami in string. Before he could try and retreat however Yang and Bakugo both rushed him down. He dodged Bakugo's attack and swiftly dispatched Yang with a kick. Bakugo tried attacking again but was hit by a flurry of strings breaking his aura and making the emergency recall take him back. Yang tried to rush again only for him to use his strings to annihilate her aura and severely injuring her arm before she was recalled as well.

 

He laughed as the birdcage shrank causing some allies to be injured and teleport away. He turned to leave but was stopped by a kid who was attempting to sneak up on him. He grabbed the girl by the throat and laughed

 

"LUZ" Amity shouted

 

Doflamingo laughed as he squeezed hard. 

 

Luz didn't know what she could do, so she did the only thing that came to mind.

 

PTEW

Notes:

Well I chose an intersting point to leave this on

Please refrain Pitchforks till next chapter which will be probably next week due to vacation

Chapter 150

Summary:

Paramount war pt9

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Everyone close to the beast froze as the noise rang out. Even Doflamingo himself. He dropped Luz in shock as she gasped for air.

 

"DID SHE JUST SPIT IN DOFLAMINGO'S MOUTH" One pirate said from the sidelines.

 

Doflamingo growled as he spat himself trying to get the weird taste out of his mouth.

 

"I'll make you pay" he said as he raised his foot to stomp on Luz.

 

As he brought it down he was stopped by Chai who swung his guitar at the man.

 

"Hands off my bandmate" Chai said

 

"Another pest" Doflamingo said as he swung his hand at Chai.

 

"Try rockstar" He said "And a great distraction"

 

Doflamingo frowned under his shades as he narrowly dodged an arrow meant for his head. The impact left one side of his sunglasses shattered.

 

Claude smirked as he stood beside Dwight

 

"NOW" Dwight said as Jaune and Izuku both rushed towards Doflamingo. Jaune slashed at the man's leg cutting a bit before he used armament haki to protect himself.  Izuku let loose a smash to his other side. With his balance off due to the sword strike he was sent flying across the ice.

 

Doflamingo stood up looking mad

 

"I will make sure you pay for that" he growled before he noticed Joker land down.

 

"No you won't" Joker said as he fired his gun missing Doflamingo 

 

"You missed" he said

 

"Did I?" Joker said with a smirk as Doflamingo turned to see a bundle of fireworks attached to his coat with a sticky note saying 'eat this sucka' attached.

 

BOOM

 

The explosion rang out as Doflamingo was sent flying, his concentration on the birdcage failing allowing the group to proceed.

 

Meanwhile Lami smiled from the beast's control room

 

"Thanks everyone" she said

 

Notes:

Poor Link didn't get to join in the team attack, then again he's in the process of making Akainu suffer

Chapter 151

Summary:

Paramount war pt 10

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link smiled as he saw the attack out of the corner of his eye.

 

'Sucks I couldn't contribute' he thought as he summoned more water hydrants to douse Akainu. He watched as the man dodged another spout of water. 

 

"Apologies" a voice came from behind Link causing him to turn in shock. Kuma loomed over the blonde hylian.

 

Link dodged the paw attack from the large man but noticed Akainu had disappeared in the brief moment he lost focus.

 

 

-Meanwhile-

 

"We're moving again, only a bit more before we reach our destination" Lami said smiling 

 

"Our numbers are dwindling though" Dwight said "We need to end this quickly before we get overwhelmed"

 

Lami went to respond but was cut off by an shudder in the beast.

 

"The back wheels are melted" Peppermint shouted grabbing her gun "We don't have time to change them, we'll have to go by foot"

 

The remaining occupants of the beast nodded as they climbed the hatches to exit the vehicle. 

 

"We must go forth" Iida said kicking a marine who tried sneaking up on them "Protect our target"

 

"No way we're losing now" Ryuji said as he clubbed another

 

"RUNNING AWAY, EXPECTED OF A COWARD LIKE WHITEBEARD" Akainu shouted as he stomped towards the group.

 

"Shit" Lami said grabbing Ace's arm "We gotta move fast"

 

Ace didn't move

 

"A FOOLISH OLD MAN, WHO PICKED UP TRASH TO MAKE HIMSELF FEEL STRONG"

 

"SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH" Ace shouted back "YOU WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT POPS HAS DONE FOR US, DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE MAN WHO SAVED ME"

 

Ace rushed at the man flames ablaze. It was no use however as Akainu shrugged it off and landed a punch to Ace's side making him stumble a few meters away

 

"Ace!!" Luffy and Lami shouted

 

"Your just fire but my magma can burn even fire" Akainu said as he walked forward

 


"Ain't happening" Chai said as he went to attack Akainu. It didn't work however, simply phasing through.

 

"King frost" Joker said summoning a persona. "Bufudyne"

 

The ice from the attack barely slowed the magma covered man.

 

"Ace get up" Luffy said as he tried shouldering his brother

 

"Your also a demon spawn of dragon" Akainu said as he reeled his fist back

 

"No" Lami shouted

 

Across the battlefield the bloody noise of lava hitting skin was heard

Notes:

Hehe

 

Please don't kill me

Chapter 152

Summary:

Ripples

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Drip

 

Drip

 

Drip

 

The searing sound of magma dripping was heard even on the chaotic battlefield.

 

The smell of burning air filled the air

 

Portgas D Ace stood over his brother shielding him from Akainu's attack.

 

An attack that would cost the young pirate his life

 

 

 

In another life that is.

 

"You brats should stop loafing around on a battlefield" 

 

Ace looked up to see his Gramps smiling at him. His hand mangled beyond recognition from intercepting the fist of magma.

 

The world was silent as the Hero of the Marines defied his duties to his job

 

For his family.

 

Garp gritted as the pain from his mangled hand caught up to him. Nevertheless he turned around and glared at Akainu.

 

"You want my grandsons" he said "Your going through me first"

 

"Defending the spawn of Gold Roger, Claiming him as your grandson. You have made a mockery of the marines" Akainu snarled

 

Garp laughed

 

"BWAHAHAHAHA, I could say the same for you. Your everything I hate in the marines" 

 

Garp stopped smiling

 

"I hoped that marines could change, if I tried hard enough they would become the organisation of my dreams. As long as people like you litter our Marines, there is no chance of that"

 

Akainu glared at Garp as the Hero of the marine's threw his coat on the ground

 

"I quit" he said

 

Akainu lunged at the man

 

"Then your just another criminal" he said as he readied his fist

 

Garp smiled as he readied his own

 

"See the thing about attack dogs, they aren't that smart" Garp said as he dodged last second

 

Akainu turned to see two fists coming at him

 

"UNITED"

 

"GALAXY"

 

"SMASH/IMPACT"

 

The attack sent Akainu into the remains of the beast

 

The battlefield fell silent once more as two heroes stood fists high in the air

 

Drip

 

Drip

 

Drip

 

Rain began to fall across Marineford.

 

Ripples forming in the ocean.

 

For everyone to see.

Notes:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bet ya didn't see that coming

Fun fact I was gonna post this on Monday but I knew y'all would be losing it after last chapter

Chapter 153

Summary:

Paramount war finale/Aftermath

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Sengoku-

Sengoku realised they'd lost. If Garp had quit the morale surely won't carry on.

 

"Marines" he shouted "We have lost, fall back"

 

He glared at the shit eating grin Whitebeard sported, he knew they planned to kill him this day, yet now the marines had been dealt a heavy blow

 

However he couldn't deny a part of him is relieved.

 

"Trafalgar" he muttered remembering the kid his son talked about over encrypted messages.

 

 

-Koby-

Koby ran with Helmeppo through the battlefield.

 

"Why are we running" Helmeppo asked

 

"We can't abandon Garp-san" Koby said as Helmeppo nodded. They got to the remains of the beast and watched as Garp was loaded onto a stretcher by the Whitebeard pirates. 

 

"Yoi" A voice said as Koby came face to face with the 1st division commander Marco. 

 

"Let me help transport Garp" He demanded

 

"Bwahaha" Garp laughed lacking most of his usual gusto. "You still following me Koby. You know you won't be able to become an admiral if you help me"

 

The pink haired boy smiled

 

"I won't give up on helping others, even if my dreams of being fleet admiral are shattered" he said

 

Garp smiled

 

He wondered if Ace and Luffy would accept another brother

 

 

-Whitebeard-

 

Whitebeard smiled as he looked over the chaos of Marineford, he'd expected this to be his last stand, rescuing his son from certain death. 

 

Only for a group of people to upstage his rescue.

 

'Cheeky brats' he thought.

 

He watched Ace as he helped his brother up to the Moby Dick, helped by the girl who started this whole impromptu rescue operation.

 

"My son" he said as Ace walked to him. He knelt down. "Welcome home"

 

Ace smiled.

 

"Who's the guy with the funny mustache" Luffy asked

 

Whitebeard almost laughed at that blatant disrespect.

 

"LUFFY" Ace groaned. "He's my captain"

 

"Ah" Luffy said "Then your alright."

 

"Gurararara, your pretty direct brat, If I didn't know the answer I would have asked you to be one of my sons" he said smiling

 

"Nah I'm gonna be king of the pirates" Luffy retorted

 

"Can't blame an old man for trying" he said before turning to the girl with Ace.

 

She gave a slow wave.

 

"Your the cheeky brat who beat me to the punch" Whitebeard said

 

"Yep" Lami said nervously

 

Whitebeard smiled

 

"Do you want to be part of my crew" he asked

 

Lami bluescreened.

 

Whitebeard laughed

 

Ace was confused to why he didn't phrase it as becoming his daughter.

 

Luffy collapsed.

 

"LUFFY!" Ace shouted as his brother fell to the ground. "Marco! A doctor please" He shouted

 

A coin landed on the Moby before a blue sphere appeared over it. Suddenly there was a man where the coin is.

 

"You called" Law said 

 

 

-Law-

 

Law sighed as he got strawhat stabilised. The surgery was a success and he would live. Ironically it took him longer to convince Fire Fist to allow him to work on his brother. He sighed as he moved through the Moby's packed infirmary to the door.

 

"Taking a break?" Marco asked as he looked over the injured.

 

"Yup" Law said as he left the room.

 

He made his way through the ship, getting eyes on him as an outsider to the crew. He didn't care however, whilst he initially came because straw hat interested him at Sabody, he had another mission now. He made his way to the cafeteria as he spotted the person he was looking for.

 

He walked over and sat beside her.

 

"It's been a while" he said

 

She sighed "Yup"

 

Law decided to fuck rationality and hug his sister. 

 

"Geez when did you get so huggy" Lami said

 

"Fuck off I thought you were dead" Law retorted

 

"So did I, how the hell are you alive" Lami asked

 

Law grinned as he created a sphere.

 

"Ope Ope no MI" He said 

 

"How the fuck did ya get your hands on that?" Lami asked

 

Law frowned "Someone helped me get it, I owe alot to them"

 

Lami noticed his frown and decided not to press

 

"I was cured by Vegapunk" She said

 

Law looked suprised.

 

"I thought someone on his island helped you, Didn't think he himself did"

 

"Dude is the type of person to copy a devil fruit and call it a failure due to something as simple as colour, as much as I respect him, he'd nuts" Lami said

 

Law smiled

 

"So. Fire Fist" he said before getting a spoonful of potato in his face

 

 

-Blackbeard-

 

Teach paced back and forth on his ship's deck. 

 

'FUCK' he thought 'Some new players had to mess up his plans'

 

"Captain" Van Auger said

 

'Years of planning gone, if he wanted to become a yonko he needed a slot open'

 

"Captain"

 

'He couldn't falter now, He won't forsake his dream'

 

"Captain" 

 

Blackbeard breathed in, turning to Van Auger

 

"What?" he asked before seeing a woman standing beside Van Auger

 

"Marshall D Teach I presume" she said extending her hand

 

Teach smiled sensing the killer instinct coming from the lady. A new crewmate, maybe an ally?

 

"That's me" he said

 

"I have come on behalf of the Cabal to invite you to join" she said

 

Teach smiled

 

Things got more interesting 

 

 

 

-Shanks-

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE MISSED THE BATTLE" Shanks shouted at Marineford

 

"IT MEANS YOU MISSED THE BATTLE RED HAIR GO HOME" Sengoku shouted back

 

 

 

 

Notes:

The end of the war arc, the next mini arc however is the PARTY ARC

You didn't expect the Whitebeards to not repay their gratitude with a party

Chapter 154

Summary:

A small chat interlude

Notes:

So this is a minor bridging chapter between the party and war

Also I may not get to the status reports but no one died in the war however the following did sustain injuries

Garp
Jeralt
Bakugo
Yang

More info will follow

Chapter Text

Link: I can't believe y'all did a team attack without me

 

Jaune: Dude you were fighting Akainu

 

Link: Still

 

Luz: It was pretty spontaneous 

 

Deku: Yeah

 

Claude: I still can't believe that she spit in his mouth

 

Luz: I WAS AIMING FOR HIS FACE AND HE HAD HIS MOUTH OPEN

 

Dwight: I understand

 

Chai: Also on another note, Did ya hear that we're invited to a victory party

 

Deku:No

 

{REDACTED}: Yeah Whitebeard is already enacting a party protocol, he's called upon allies to gather booze and shit.

 

Dwight: Is there non alcoholic drinks

 

{REDACTED}: Yes

 

Ren: Y'all I just got chewed out for being late back

 

Claude: Did you not inform Sojiro about participating in a war

 

Ren: No

 

Link :Damn

 

Deku: Also update on Kacchan, he's recovering well

 

Jaune: Wait fuck he got injured

 

Deku: Doflamingo injured him and Yang

 

Ruby: Yang's arm is healing but the doctors are kinda afraid that she won't be able to use it as well

 

Link: Fuck

 

{REDACTED}: Fuck

 

Ruby: BTW no blaming yourselves cus Yang is doing enough of that for herselF

 

Link: Any better news

 

Ren: Umm the change of heart should be happening tommorrow

 

Chai: Nice then you can celebrate with us during the victory party

 

Ren: Noice

 

{REDACTED}: That reminds me 

 

{REDACTED} Has added Ace to the chat

 

Ace: Yo

 

Funcle Ace: Another Ace 

 

Ace: Ayy

 

Funcle:Ace: Ayy

 

Claude: Ayy

 

Dwight: I already see braincells dropping

Chapter 155

Summary:

Party arc pt 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It didn't take long for the Whitebeard pirates to arrive in their territory, they docked at the nearest island they could. They had called ahead of time so they were not surprised when they saw the inhabitants of the island already prepared for the hosting of the party.

 

It took less than five minutes after arriving for the party to start. An hour later it was in full swing, without the guests even arriving.

 

Two hours later the portals started appearing and the part went beyond full swing.

 

Typical for a Whitebeard's parties.

 

 

-??? Island-

 

Whitebeard laughed as the party was in full swing. He saw his children conversing with those from worlds beyond. He took another swig of his drink.

 

"YOU SURE CAN STILL THROW A PARTY EDDIE" Garp shouted from nearby. He had one arm in his sling and another shovelling food into his mouth.

 

"AND YOUR STILL A BLACK HOLE FOR FOOD" Whitebeard said as they both laughed together.

 

Nearby Marco watched the exchange.

 

"Your pissed aren't you" Vista said approaching Marco

 

Marco nodded "I spent years trying to cure Pops, to prevent his disease, he only had a few months left. Then some rookie comes up and solves it in a day."

 

Vista laughed as Marco soon joined in

 

"I owe Trafalgar a drink" Marco said

 

"WHICH ONE?" A random pirate injected causing more laughter to erupt.

 

Nearby a card game tournament was going on.

 

Izou stared at his opponents

 

"I call your bluff" 

 

Qrow sighed as he put his cards down. Getting knocked out of the game.

 

"Better luck next time my love" Ace Visconti said as he shuffled the deck

 

"I'm seriously wondering why you even play at this rate" Eda said drinking a mug of apple blood.

 

"Me too" Qrow said as he took a swig of his whiskey.

 

Nearby Lami was amazed

 

"Law"

 

"Yes"

 

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOUR FIRST MATE WAS A POLAR BEAR" she screamed as she hugged Bepo

 

"Sorry" Bepo said

 

"NO APOLOGIES YOU ARE ADORABLE" she said.

Notes:

Very short chapter for the start of this arc however note I have alot of plans for it.

We'll mainly be encountering some more old men arriving, 100% of drunken idiocy and everyone having fun.

Besides Marco and Dwight

Babysitting duties

Chapter 156

Summary:

Party arc pt 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So that's when I hit the musclehead into the cliff floor" Chai said 

 

"Hehe nice" Ace replied taking another sip of his drink

 

"So I have a question" Claude said to Ace

 

"What's up" Ace asked

 

"How the fuck are you two still dancing around eachother" Claude said pointing to Lami

 

"THANK YOU!" A voice shouted from the side

 

"SHUT UP HARUTA" Ace shouted 

 

Ace sighed as he looked at the floor

 

"What am I supposed to say to her, that's she's cute, she's smart, she makes me feel worth something, I can't just go ask her, Hey wanna date."

 

Ace looked up only to see Lami blushing

 

Both short-circuited as Luffy laughed

 

"Told you it was a good idea Torao" Luffy said

 

Law held his hand on his face in order to look fed up. In reality he was hiding his smile.

 

"It's Trafalgar"

 

"Yeah that's what I said"

 

"YO REN-REN" Ryuji shouted from the side. "Okumura's confession is starting"

 

All the thieves pulled out their phones in order to watch the confession

 

"What's going on" Marco asked

 

"Thief shit" Claude said from his side.

 

"No one say the words" Luz said

 

"No one is" Claude replied

 

"What words" Chai said

 

Izuku laughed "The forbidden phrase"

 

Dwight and Jaune snickered whilst Link was busy eating food.

 

"Awesome a critical piece of information" Ryuji said

 

"Wait what's wrong with him" Ann suddenly said

 

"What's wrong?" Claude asked as he rushed over.

 

"He doesn't look well" Makoto said

 

"Father" Haru muttered

 

Okumura continued to cough on the broadcast before it stopped.

 

"Apologies I believe I swallowed a fly" Okumura said "But the mastermind behind the mental shutdowns is none other than"

 

"Masayoshi Shido"

Notes:

Honestly this was originally gonna end with a fakeout as well but I rather not string y'all along again.

But now is the question

What changed the timeline

Chapter 157

Summary:

Party arc Pt3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Peppermint walked up to Law.

 

"Didn't see you playing matchmaker" She said

 

"Normally no" he simply responded

 

Peppermint stood there a moment longer

 

"You won't get more info from me" Law added

 

"I asked Torao" Luffy said eating a large piece of meat whole. "He said he'd do it if I beat up someone"

 

Law glared at Luffy

 

"His name was MIngo or something" Luffy continued ignoring the glare.

 

"Isn't that the guy we beat up in Marineford" Chai added

 

Law sighed "Yes but he'll recover and soon be back to his normal ways, I want to end it once and for all"

 

"Are you committing murder" Chai asked not looking that surprised  

 

"Nah just humiliate him and allow the government to do the rest" Law replied.

 

"GURARARARARARA" Whitebeard laughed bringing their attention. "Coming to party with us?"

 

Another voice shouted out

 

"Sure ya old geezer" 

 

Luffy ran off

 

"Any idea what that was about?" Law asked

 

"Nope" Chai said 

 

"I wonder what Straw hat ya has against Red Hair" Law muttered

 

"Oi" A voice came from the side

 

Law wasn't able to react before Ace tackled him.

 

"That's for pulling that trick" Ace said

 

"Ace please don't kill my brother" Lami said

 

Jozu burst out laughing.

 

"ACE HAS A HICKEY"

 

"SHUDDUP" Ace said

Notes:

So I was half tempted between this chapter or another one I had planned but decided this first.

You'll see the other one after the party arc.

Also Luffy my dumb idiot YOU CAN MEET SHANKS BEFORE BECOMING A GREAT PIRATE JUST DON'T GIVE HIM THE HAT BACK

Chapter 158

Summary:

Party arc pt 4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"EAT EAT EAT " The pirates were cheering as an eating competition went on. Joker was clutching his stomach whilst Nora had fallen asleep, leaving only Ace and Link eating.

 

"Who's your bet on" Claude asked Dimitri

 

"Link, mainly because Ace keeps falling asleep"

 

Claude chuckled as he wandered off into the party. With the Red haired pirates arriving the party went from 100 to 1000.

 

"Oi Benn where's your captain" Marco asked "Don't tell me you lost the child your babysitting"

 

"Shanks went to go see Luffy" Benn explained before sighing. "Although he hasn't realised that Luffy is avoiding him"

 

"Thought the kid idolised Shanks" Marco said

 

"Luffy probably thinks he can't see him because he hasn't finished his promise. Shanks on the other hand probably forgot the exact wording he used." Benn said "Most likely it'll end with the two of them talking it out"

 

Marco nodded at that.

 

Meanwhile Garp was still drinking with Whitebeard when someone approached him.

 

"Garp I presume" the small figure asked

 

"Yeah" Garp responded as he shoved food into his face.

 

"You said you plan on retiring, however could I propose an alternative proposal" 

 

"What is it?" Garp asked looking skeptical 

 

"Perhaps you'd enjoy teaching at U.A" Nedzu asked

 

"Teaching hero brats" Garp said smiling "Sign me up, I may not be in my prime anymore but I'll whip em into shape"

 

-Somewhere nearby-

 

"I just had a full body shudder" Sabo said

 

"Why" Koala asked

 

"I think because of Gramps" Sabo replied

 

"Mercy on those who face him" Dragon added as they sailed towards the Whitebeard's Party

Notes:

Next chapter will most likely be Luffy and Shanks talking shit out. I'm hoping to wrap the party arc up by the end of the year.

 

Knowing me however, ehhhhh

Chapter 159

Summary:

Party arc pt 5- Interlude

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The party raged on as some became exhausted. 

 

"I'm tired you guys" Jaune said getting a thumbs up from Izuku who was laying on the floor.

 

Some of the guests had already left. Most stayed due to courtesy. Others were in their element.

 

"Come on guys it's just a party" Claude said

 

The two boys glared at Claude.

 

"What?" Claude said, immune to the glare himself due to his intoxicated state.

 

"Are we sure we shouldn't take Claude home yet" Dwight said sipping a glass of water

 

"No dad, I am not" Claude began before he stumbled into the ground.

 

Ren and Luz laughed before clinking their non alcoholic cocktails together.

 

"I don't think booze will be my style" Jaune added looking at his friend knocked out drunk.

 

"COWARD" Chai shouted from a tree, no one knowing how he managed to get up there.

 

"Well tonight has been exhausting" Lami said walking up

 

"Didn't Izuku say that" Ren asked

 

"No he said he was tired" Luz said smiling

 

"Yeah and according to the people I've talked too, this can go on for days" Lami said 

 

Everyone but Chai, Link and Claude looked worried.

 

"Maybe we should dip before the night ends" Ren said

 

Jaune nodded "I can agree with that."

 

Ace decided at that time to make his way over.

 

"Well we're gonna keep this party going, so if you want a day to rest, we'll still be here." Ace said smiling.

 

"Maybe" Izuku said as he shot a SOS message to Peppermint.

 

"Also if you guys are heading feel free to take some snacks." Ace said

 

Jaune looked like he was about to throw up, yet he still gave a thumbs up.

 

"Yo idiots your driver is here" Peppermint said as they noticed the portal opening. 

 

"Well seeya" Ace said

 

 

-Leblanc-

 

Ren arrived back at Leblanc, he'd told Sojiro he'd be out late due to his friend's birthday. However surprisingly the lights were on.

 

"I know Futaba left early, but wouldn't she be at home" Ren thought

 

He opened the door and noticed Sojiro, Tae and Futaba sitting around.

 

"Your back" Sojiro said sounding 50 years older.

 

"Yeah" Ren said before noticing the last person in the room.

 

"What do you have to say for yourself" Akechi said scowling and covered in bandages.

 

"Honey I'm home?" Ren replied 

 

"Can I murder him" Akechi growled 

 

"No" Sojiro said before glaring at him "But he has to explain this phantom thief business"

 

Ren gulped

 

It was gonna be a long night 

Notes:

Considering Whitebeard was apparently famous for large parties that went on days, I decided to break things up.

I also decided against having Luffy and Shank's conversation take place this chapter. We'll most likely have a explanation next time we visit the party.

Chapter 160

Summary:

Akechi's no good very bad day

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Akechi sat in Shido's office listening to another spiel of his. He really did not care for him, he'd go and eliminate Okumura when he was taking his press speech later. Then the blame would land on Ren and his stupid friends.

 

He hoped his idiot acquaintance would take the loss on the chin and go into hiding

 

"So you have your mission Akechi" Shido said before turning around to look out the window. "I will steer this country."

 

Akechi resisted the urge to groan at the statement.

 

'I'll make you steer your precious future right, until I can make you suffer as much as I have' 

 

Akechi left the room and made his way through the corridors of the building. He looked at his phone, the keywords for Okumura's palace was set, even if it had collapsed he could enter and find the shadow of Okumura. Then it was a simple execution. He put his phone away before he stumbled over something. He looked down to see a doll laying on the floor.

 

"Who the hell let their kid up here" Akechi muttered before going to kick the doll away.

 

As he did however it moved and his leg was cut.

 

"Fuck" he screeched before falling over.

 

"Hehe classic" a voice came

 

Akechi looked forward to see the doll standing with a knife. Wasting no time he got up despite the pain and pulled out his gun.

 

"Seriously a gun" the doll said "Such a lame way of murder" 

 

"Shut up" he said as he fired. The doll dodged the attack.

 

The elevator behind him opened to reveal Shido's security.

 

"What the fuck" one said seeing the doll holding a knife. Another simply let loose a few bullets. The doll laughed dodging them.

 

"Why are you shooting me" he said tauntingly "I'm the freakin good guy" 

 

They didn't stop shooting but ran out of ammo quickly. Before any could reload the doll rushed at them. One tried kicking the doll but it just grabbed his leg and stabbed it. Using the momentum it jumped between the guards killing each one with gruesome efficiency. 

 

All that was left was Akechi.

 

He cursed as he pulled his phone out and opened up the metanav. He felt a sharp pain in his back as the doll plunged a knife into him.

 

"Aww don't worry, I won't make this quick" The doll teased as he stabbed again and again.

 

Akechi was barely able to open the app.

 

"MEMENTO'S" he shouted as the navigator began.

 

The world warped around them as Akechi felt Loki. He grabbed the doll and screamed.

 

"EIAGON" 

 

The doll was blasted by curse energy and went flying into the elevator.

 

"Fucking shithead" it said "I'll get you for that"

 

Akechi took out his gun and fired. The shot missed the doll.

 

"Hah you shoot like a baby" it said laughing

 

"Going down" the elevator said

 

"WAIT SHIT" The doll said as it tried jumping out of the elevator. It didn't make it as the door slammed on it's hand. 

 

Akechi groaned as he went to exit mementos. He needed medical assistance, so he made his way to Shido's office.

 

He stopped at the door however, instead leaning against the door to listen in, in case there was any other intruders.

 

"You can't do this" Shido growled from the other side

 

"You'll find we can, afterall if our intel is correct, a wildcard could be problematic if he reaches his journey's end" A raspy voice called out "So let's derail that journey"

 

Akechi heard Shido scream.

 

"There are fates worse than death" the raspy voice said "Game over"

 

Akechi heard some noises that he couldn't describe as the office fell silent. He entered to see the room destroyed and a bloody trail that vanished into nothingness. He screamed as he knew.

 

His revenge had been stolen.

 

 

 

-Meanwhile somewhere-

 

He scowled as his game was completely destroyed.

 

"Are you okay master" Justine asked

 

"You seem out of it" Caroline added,

 

"Your dismissed"  he said

 

"But master" they said

 

"YOUR DISMISSED" he said causing them to flee.

 

Yalbadoth sat in the chair as he knew who was behind this. He felt his sibling's presence off of one of the perpetrators.

 

"I will make you pay for this" he said as he conjured up an image of his sibling.

 

"Brother"

Notes:

I know that the metaverse doesn't work exactly like this for the mental shutdowns but it always bothered me how delayed the reaction is. Even with the minimum gap I'd think the execution of a shadow is instant, causing the shutdown to be instant.

So yeah i changed that around a bit

Chapter 161

Summary:

The chat gets updated with the news

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: @{REDACTED} can I @ Everyone

 

{REDACTED}: If it's important sure

 

Ren: It is

 

{REDACTED}: Go for it

 

Ace: Yo it's not even been that long since y'all left

 

{REDACTED}: Ace I love you but it's the morning after they left

 

Ace: wat

 

Ace: Damn

 

Ren:@Everyone We have confirmation that the villians have been in my universe.

 

Dwight: Wait

 

Luz: Huh

 

Link: FUCK

 

Chai: Fuck

 

Deku: Oh no

 

Jaune: Shit

 

Ren: Indeed

 

Nedzu: Oh dear, what did they do 

 

Ren: They took the politician that was preforming the mental shutdowns.

 

Ren: BTW also the guy who sued me

 

Dwight: What are the chances

 

Ren: Pretty high considering me

 

Edelgard: This isn't good, Claude can't even make light of the situation since he's hungover

 

Link: So another villain we got to worry about

 

Ren: Maybe, from what I heard it seemed more so like a kidnapping than an alliance.

 

Ren: I do not think that's a good sign

 

Ren: BTW Sojiro knows now

 

Deku: How'd he take it

 

Ren: I am grounded from thieving and interdimensional travel for a week.

 

Jaune: Oh damn

 

Ren: It's annoying but I did participate in a war behind his back

 

Ren: Also we were right about the black mask

 

Link: Who?

 

Deku: The person who was also using the metaverse?

 

Ren: Yep it was Akechi

 

Ren: Speaking of which

 

Ren has added Goro Akechi to the chat

 

Goro Akechi has changed their name to Akechi

 

Ren has changed Akechi's name to Pancake boy

 

Pancake boy: I hate you 

 

Ren: I know

 

 

Notes:

Akechi will suffer in the chat

Also the Party arc continuation is gonna be in like another chapter.

It will be known that Ren is in baby jail

Chapter 162

Summary:

recovery from the party

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Ugh

 

Ren: He has awakened

 

Luz: You feeling alright Claude

 

Claude: No, hangovers suck

 

Dwight: That's why I don't drink anymore

 

Claude: Fair

 

Link: Alcohol isn't super common here. It's sad

 

Chai: I feel sick

 

Claude: Hangover buddies

 

Chai: hangovere buddies

 

Izuku: I'm currently chilling in the dorms rn

 

Jaune: Same

 

Ren: hangovere

 

Jaune: Oh shit didn't notice that

 

Ren: I think Chai was to hangovred to notice 

 

Luz: Lol

 

Pancake boy: I can't believe this idiotic conversation

 

Ren: Shut up mr pancake

 

Pancake boy: I seriously want to shove my gun down your throat

 

Ren: That's gay

 

Claude: LMAO

 

Haru: Akechi

 

Ren: Noir has spoken we cannot argue

 

Claude: She said one word

 

Jaune Arc: That's enough I'd say

 

Ace: Yo so update on the party, my brother is now spending time with his mentor Shanks

 

Ace: Apparently he was scared that he'd break their promise and Shanks had to basically rewrite the promise

 

Ren: Nice

 

Izuku: That's nice

 

Ace: Also his bio dad showed up rn brb gonna smack a bitch

 

Ren: yay violence

 

Chai: sadvaionanuanani

 

Ren: Tbh that wasn't even that funny

 

Peppermint: No chai is just face down pressing buttons

 

Ren: understandable have a good day

 

Link: Nah I won't 

 

Link: Oh he actually did try and smack a bitch

 

Claude: U back at the party

 

Link: Ye

 

Link: SMACK.JPG 

Notes:

Akechi shall suffer

as the law decrees

Chapter 163

Summary:

Luffy talks to Shanks

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Anchor?" Shanks called out.

 

"Go away" Luffy responded from a tree.

 

"Aren't you happy to see me?" Shanks asked genuinely confused.

 

"I'm not a great pirate yet" Luffy replied

 

"Oh" Shanks said realising the problem. "Luffy I think you may have misunderstood a part of that promise"

 

"You said to give your hat back to you once I become a great pirate, if we meet now I break it" Luffy continued

 

"Anchor" Shanks sighed. "I meant for whenever we met and you've become a great pirate. We can still meet before that and the promise still stands"

 

Luffy didn't respond.

 

"That's not all that's bothering you though" Shanks stated

 

"I failed my crew" Luffy said "How can I still be a great pirate if I messed up like that"

 

Shanks sighed, he sat at the bottom of the tree.

 

"Everyone makes mistakes Anchor" he said.

 

"But I couldn't protect my crew" Luffy said from above.

 

Shanks paused for a moment before speaking up.

 

"It took me 8 years to get where I am" Shanks said "Four of those years were in paradise alone."

 

Luffy looked at Shanks.

 

"Anchor I don't think your crew would hold that one failure against you" Shanks said "But can I offer a suggestion"

 

Luffy nodded

 

Shanks smiled softly.

 

"I know there are still things you don't know, like haki." Shanks said "So what if you took a break on your journey, to train, so something like that doesn't happen again"

 

Luffy looked at Shanks.

 

"Anchor" he began but was stopped as Luffy jumped from the tree enveloping him in a hug;

 

Shanks shed a tear of happiness.

Notes:

I was really divided on writing this chapter on fear of not doing it justice.

Either way next chapter will be the last before my Christmas break, I'll probably return mid January

Chapter 164

Summary:

Reunions and announcements

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

When Luffy came back Ace smiled  His idiot brother looked happy. 

 

"Dragon is here!" a Whitebeard pirate said.

 

Ace held his smile.

 

He was going to smack this asshole. Walking towards the commotion he saw Link still partying. As soon as they made eye contact Link knew what to do. He grabbed his phone and started recording. Dragon was walking in his stupid hood with two other people in hoods beside him. Ace walked up and smacked Dragon in the face.

 

"ACE WHAT THE FUCK" Vista said

 

Whitebeard and Garp laughed

 

"What, he's a deadbeat who never visited his son" Ace said still smiling, however his eyes showed rage.

 

Dragon laughed.

 

"That's the third attack I've had this week revolving my poor parenting" he said hollowly 

 

Ace watched as the man brought out a piece of paper.

 

"Frankly I knew when Luffy was born that I'd have to give him up. I gave up my right as a father long ago."

 

He produced a 'Birth Certificate'.

 

"You can give this to your brother, if he wants a parent he just needs to give whoever this."

 

Ace still looked mad.

 

"You have to pay Dadan child support too" Ace said

 

Dragon nodded.

 

"Is that all your here for?" Ace asked

 

"No, I wanted to talk to my father and also let someone talk to you" Dragon said before walking away towards Garp.

 

"The fuck" Ace said as someone tapped his shoulder. He spun around to see a face that he thought he'd never see again

 

"Sabo?" he muttered

 

"Been a while" Sabo began before Ace tackled him

 

"WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU" Ace shouted as he hugged his brother

 

"I took an explosive to the face and gained amnesia" Sabo replied "Dragon saved me"

 

"Did you at least smack him for Luffy when you remembered?"

 

"Of course"

 

"Nice" 

 

A silence fell.

 

"So can I tease you about your gir.." Sabo began as Ace tackled the man again.

 

 

-Meanwhile-

 

"So since your retired, would you perhaps offer training to the revolution" Dragon asked his father

 

Garp smiled

 

"Sorry kiddo but another person already offered me that. If you want though we can still meet up"

 

Dragon sighed but smiled

 

"I'd like that"

 

 

 

 


So I would usually leave this in a note but I wanted to announce I'll be taking a month's break for christmas

 

But here is a little teaser excerpt for the next arc.

 

"Akechi your a phantom thief?" Kasumi asked shocked

 

"Reluctantly" he spat

 

"Don't be like that Akechi, you love us" Joker said taking the other boy's arm. He promptly was shoved away.

 

"I'm so close to shooting you"

 

"You know" Luz said "Some people disguise love as hatred, are we sure Akechi isn't a tsundere"

 

"Shut up" he said

 

"Are you Akechi" Joker said smiling

 

"Shut up"

 

"Enough is enough" Kanji said "We got to focus on the real question here"

 

"Thank god"

 

"Is he gay or European" Kanji said

 

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

Notes:

See y'all in a month or so

Also yes Kanji is incoming

Chapter 165

Summary:

back to vibes

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Tommorrow I shall be free from my grounding

 

Dwight: Is grounding even a word 

 

Ren: Let me check

 

Deku: Can confirm it is a word.

 

Ren: Thank you my smart friend

 

Claude:  So update on teach and Jeralt

 

Claude: Jeralt is retiring because he lost an arm and teach is taking a few days off teaching cus of that

 

Dimitri: I'm surprised it's only a few days

 

Claude: Teach apparently requested it be shortened.

 

Luz: So do you ever have a silly idea

 

Claude: Luz my friend

 

Claude: We are the silly

 

Luz: Alright fair

 

Luz: But I just decided to introduce Amity to the wonders of anime

 

Amity: It's so good

 

Ace: What's an anime?

 

Link: It's a rabbit hole that we'll drag you down.

 

Jaune: I still can't believe your a big fan of anime now Link

 

Link: What can I say

 

Chai: Nothing tbh

 

Link: Now I angy

 

Link:Prepare to fight

 

Chai: Wait no

 

Claude: I'll get the popcorn

 

Ace: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

{REDACTED}: No fighting only cuddles

 

Ace: I meant them fighting

 

{REDACTED}: Did I stutter.

 

Claude: Strange of you to reject violence

 

{REDACTED} Listen I'm super hungover and I'm using my boyfriend as a heat source

 

Claude: Holy shit fire powers would make ultimate cuddles 

 

Deku: Probably due to the warmth

 

Dwight: Now I feel cold

 

Luz: F

 

Claude: F

 

Ren: F 

 

Deku: C

 

Ren:?

 

Deku: I tried making a temperature joke

 

Chai: ?

 

Ren: I gotcha

 

Chai: Y'all i'm still confused

 

Chai: Guys

 

Chai: Y'all mean

Notes:

I'M BACK AND READY TO PROVIDE SOME LIGHT HEARTED CONTENT FOR A WHILE.

Also I gotta say I can't believe I've gotten 10 related works

Feels insane.

Also we're doing some games in our discord at some point incuding deal or no deal if anyone cares

 

Also started playing Yakuza and I felt very tempted to put a non canon majima joke with Ren getting ambushed

Chapter 166

Summary:

Dnd, wait what's that music

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Futaba: Ren stop 

 

Chai: Yo is this the wrong chat

 

Futaba: No I want y'all to agree with me

 

Dwight: What did he do

 

Ren: Futaba is bullying me by saying I can't play my character in her dnd session

 

Futaba: For good reason

 

Memelord Meg: Oh Dnd I played that once and died in the first session.

 

Dwight: Does not surprise me

 

Luz: I have to agree with Futaba

 

Chai:?

 

Luz: I'm also playing and I have to say the character clashes quite a bit, not to mention it's clearly based on an existing character according to Futaba

 

Ren: But it's a fun character

 

Link: Hey just landed on a sky island, what's dnd

 

Ace: Hey you have those too.

 

Link: Yes

 

Ace: Cool

 

Chai: It's a board game that's super complex

 

Futaba: Most people use the term tabletop game for this

 

Chai: Aight cool

 

Ren: @Claude back me up

 

Claude: Sorry Ren but I'm busy making a character 

 

Ren: Betrayal

 

Claude: Fyi I'm not playing. Bernie is

 

Futaba: Has she figured out what class she wants to play

 

Claude: She's going Druid

 

Izuku: Oh that's what Shinsou was working on

 

Hitoshi: Yeah me and Kaminari are playing

 

Futaba: Btw why has Kaminari not sent his sheet over

 

Hitoshi: He fried his phone

 

Futaba: Dropped it in water?

 

Hitoshi: Forgot to leave it behind for training, thing got indiscriminate shocked

 

Futaba: Oof

 

Link: F for the funny lightning kid

 

Chai:F

 

Ren: I will refrain my F 

 

Claude: F 

 

Futaba: Ren I'm sorry but I have 5 players which is a comfortable amount for my first session. Plus your character was way too chaotic

 

Luz: BTW is it cool if me and Amity's characters have linked backstories

 

Futaba: Sure

 

Ren: How is my super cool rogue not a good fit

 

Futaba: Ren,. you know why

 

Futaba: I read his backstory and saw the details

 

Futaba: He has a rival named Kiryu

 

Ren: BUT MAJIMA IS COOL

 

Futaba: I'M NOT LETTING YOU DERAIL THE STORY BY PLAYING MAJIMA FROM LIKE A DRAGON

 

Ren: BUT KIRYU CHAN!

Notes:

Thanks last chapter to the commentor who pointed out there is movies based on yakuza in persona. Made me realise how I could make a fun dnd chapter with Ren trying to play Majima

Also for those who's interested the dnd classes are this

Kaminari-Bard
Luz-Warlock
Amity-Artificer
Shinso-Rogue
Bernadetta-Druid(bear wild shape)

Chapter 167

Summary:

Fishinh with friends?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Y'all I have a wild story to share

 

Ren: Spill

 

Chai: ^

 

Link:^

 

Dwight: Do you have permission to share?

 

Claude: Idk but anyways

 

Luz: O.O

 

Claude: A fish flew through the window of the dining hall

 

Deku: That's not normal

 

Jaune: Yo wassup

 

Claude: We look outside

 

Ren: Who the fuck is we

 

Claude: Me and Dimitri

 

Ren: Continue

 

Claude:So the culprits are Flayn and Jeritza/Death knight, looking like they were caught in the act of murder. It seems someone forgot their strength.

 

Link: Wait so the two of em are chill now.

 

Luz: Didn't the death knight kidnap Flayn

 

Claude: According to Flayn herself 'It's part of his rehabilitation'. I think she just wanted more fish.

 

Ren: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT WORD

 

Luz: Oh the batman memes

 

Jaune Arc: Wait who's batman

 

Ren: Comic character

 

Ren: BTW Akechi said no to appearing at the shujin school festival.

 

Ren: Also texted me to shut the fuck up

 

Link: Oof

 

Ryuji: Yo I had big brain idea

 

Ren: Lay it on me bro

 

Ryuji: A bunch of the votes said Detective Prince

 

Ren: Yeah

 

Ryuji: Couldn't we try and get the other one

 

Ren: You magnificent bastard.

 

Deku: Oh your cousin is dating them aren't they

 

Ren: Yes

 

Dwight: Well that resolved itself.

 

Dwight: Shit I heard an explosion in the kitchen

 

Jaune: Oh fuck NORA

Notes:

Nora go brr

also relatively short chapter but I wanted to make Akechi skip the festival. Mainly since he's a petty bitch and has no reason to go

 

Also Jeritza is now the assitant fisherman to Flayn.

How the turns table

Chapter 168

Summary:

Culture festival talks and art in the streets

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: So we're starting to organise the culture festival

 

Jaune: Neat

 

Link: Cool

 

Ren: Oh what are you doing for it?

 

Deku: Concert

 

Ren: Damn your being that extra

 

Deku: Yeah

 

Deku: Getting dance lessons right now

 

Uravity: He needs them

 

Deku: I really do

 

Jaune: I could teach you some 

 

Deku: Nah ashido has it covered

 

Dwight: You know I used to be pretty good at certain dances

 

Dwight: Haven't done any in a while

 

Luz: I'm alright

 

Amity: Your amazing

 

Claude: Ha Gay

 

Dimitri: Claude you have no excuse to talk after yesterday

 

Claude: Oh damn you heard that

 

Ren: Oh spill

 

Claude: Oh no

 

Dimtri: You called Seteth a DILF

 

Ren: LOL

 

Ace: I just got a letter from a marine friend/rival

 

Jaune: You had one of those

 

Ace: Yeah she basically said next time she'll catch me

 

Ace: And the whole war thing didn't count

 

Claude: She pulled a nu uh

 

Chai: Yo about that concert

 

Deku: No

 

Chai: Aww

 

Ren: Also on a unrelated side note Akechi has been bugging me about a weird thing happening around town

 

Dwight: What is it

 

Ren: Graffiti that looks like our personas is showing up

 

Dwight: Slightly concerning

 

Luz: More that slightly

 

Ren: Yeah I'm going to meet up with him in a bit to look at them

 

Luz: Well I have nothing to do today. Mind if me and Amity tag along

 

Ren: Sure, just remember a hat 

 

Ren: Though I doubt many people will be looking at ears

 

Dwight: I could also ask Jeff to go, he is an artist

 

Ren: I'll take that offer;

 

Dwight: Cool

 

Claude: I would have asked Ignatz but he's visiting family this week

 

Yusuke: Did you mention art? 

 

Ren: Yusuke no

 

Yusuke: Why not

 

Ren: You have to sleep

 

Yusuke: It is 12 pm 

 

Ren: You didn't sleep yesterday

 

Ren: I'll send Mona after you

 

Chai: YO DUDE SLEEP

 

Yusuke: Art does not sleep

 

Ren: Morgana missle inbound then

 

Yusuke: Oh no

Notes:

I want to give a shoutout to a fic I'm currently reading over on fanfic.net

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14294412/1/Gaming-Heiress

It's a really good fic for Rwby fans

Chapter 169

Summary:

Rat time

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Yeah that's Arsene alright" Ren said looking at the mural.

 

"Thank you for that enlightening statement Ren" Akechi sighed.

 

"Still, it's worrisome that someone else knows who Arsene is" Luz adds.

 

"Well either way something is off about this paint" Jeff said as he ran his hand on the mural.

 

"In what way?" Akechi asked.

 

"The paint used should not have been able to dry this fast. Furthermore it looks like a mixture of cheaper paints. Were any of the other murals starting to fade?"

 

"No" Akechi responded "All of them are currently still up, mainly due to the investigation regarding them"

 

"A-KECHI" a voice came from behind. Akechi nearly fell over with the sudden sneak hug.

 

"Oh hey Kasumi" Ren said.

 

"Hey senpai!" she responded smiling.

 

"What are you doing here?" Akechi asked.

 

"I saw you two down the alley, I thought you were having a debate?" Kasumi replied.

 

"Actually I asked Ren here for input on a case I'm working on" Akechi said putting on a fake smile.

 

"Oh is it about this art?" Kasumi asked as she looked at it. She quickly widened her eyes before turning back to Ren.

 

"Hey Senpai?" Kasumi asked quietly. She made eyes towards the mural in a not so subtle hint to Ren.

 

Ren was about to respond when he heard another pair of footsteps approach them.

 

"Hey if it isn't Ren" a voice said.

 

Ren turned recognising the voice.

 

"Kanji?" he said taking in his cousin's appearance. He was wearing a black shirt and purple pants, his hair a mixture of blonde and black. At his side was Naoto who looked the same as the last time Ren saw her.

 

"Yup" he said smiling.

 

"Ren, why the fuck is Naoto Shirogane here" Akechi whispered.  

 

"Oh Akechi is here" Naoto sighed.

 

"Why are you here though?" Ren asked

 

Naoto looked at Ren with a deadpan expression,

 

"Didn't your friends contact us for your school's festival" Naoto responded.

 

Meanwhile ,during the conversation, Luz decided to touch the mural. However as she did the paint started moving.

 

"That's not normal is it?" Luz asked Jeff who shook his head.

 

"So you've been making new friends" Kanji teased as Ren smiled.

 

"Yeah pretty great ones" Ren replied.

 

"You ask out your crush yet" Kanji said.

 

"Yeah" Ren said missing the shock from Kasumi.

 

"Senpai you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend" She said smiling.

 

"RUN!" Jeff shouted from behind them. They watched as the mural finished transforming into a rat head. The mouth opened as they started to get sucked towards the wall. The group struggled but they all lost balance one by one.

 

They disappeared into the mural. 

Notes:

Fun fact the intial draft excluded tactica. Then i added it because I feel that persona and owl house got the short ends of the stick recently

Chapter 170

Summary:

The streets part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren pushed himself off the ground.

 

"Dammit" he swore as he noticed the gloves on his hands. Seems they were in the metaverse.

 

"Yo Ren" Kanji said from his side. "Ya alright?"

 

"Yeah" Ren responded.

 

"Good because I don't think here is a safe place" Kanji responded. He held his hand to pull Ren up.

 

Ren took the hand as Kanji started looking at his thief outfit.

 

"When did you have the time to change?" Kanji asked.

 

Ren sighed

 

"I'll tell you later but first we should get out of here"

 

Kanji nodded however before they could plan anything, shadows rounded the corner, armed with paint guns.

 

"Stay back" Ren said as he watched the shadows.

 

"That's my line" Kanji said as he pushed Ren back.

 

"Wait Kanji" Ren began as his cousin cracked his knuckles.

 

"TAKE-MIKAZUCHI" Kanji said as he crushed a card. A persona appeared behind him.

 

"Wha" Ren sputtered.

 

"Huh guess it's been a while in fairness" Kanji said looking at his persona "Eh doesn't matter"

 

A shadow tried attacking Kanji only for it to be shocked by electricity.

 

"Stay behind me Ren" Kanji said as he commanded his persona to shock the enemies. They burst into paint covering the ground with a blue hue.

 

Kanji smirked not noticing a shadow above him taking aim.

 

"Arsene ravage them" Ren commanded letting his persona loose.

 

Kanji looked surprised himself.

 

"Already have a persona?" Kanji questioned

 

"Should be asking you that" Ren said 

 

Kanji shrugged "Remember the Inaba murders, yeah some dipshit threw people into the Tv , we saved them."

 

Ren looked at his cousin surprised

 

"Listen it's a long story so let's deal with these shadows" Kanji said

 

Ren nodded.

 

 

-Elsewhere-

 

"I can't believe you have a persona Akechi" Kasumi said as they walked down the street with Naoto

 

"I can't believe Ren was such an idiot to allow you in the metaverse to begin with." Akechi gritted "You could have been hurt"

 

"I can hold my own Akechi" Kasumi replied

 

"I'm more shocked that the person who hates the thieves is one" Naoto said

 

"I" Akechi grunted pointing to himself "Am not a phantom thief"

 

"Could have fooled me" Naoto said 

 

"How did you get your persona Naoto-san" Kasumi asked

 

"I'll explain later but it has to do with a set of murders in Inaba" Naoto said as they continued on their path.

 

-Elsewhere again-

 

"LUZ!" Amity shouted as her girlfriend dodged an attack by a shadow.

 

"Thanks" Luz said before hitting it with a pipe she found.

 

"We need to find a way out of here" Jeff said holding a pipe himself.

 

"Your not going anywhere" a voice came from the side. They looked up to see a masked girl with a paint gun.

 

"Welcome to the streets"

 

Notes:

Kasumi deserves to be protected

 

i stand by that

Chapter 171

Summary:

The streets part2 Awakening boogaloo

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren felt annoyed.

 

"Can't believe I didn't realise Teddie's existence made no sense" Ren said, walking through the alleyways of the Streets.

 

"I still question his existence" Kanji chuckled .

 

The cousins continued down their path until Joker heard something in the distance. It was a shout of some sort, however it was too far to make out what it said.

 

"Let's go this way, I heard something in the distance" Ren said

 

Kanji nodded

 

-Elsewhere a few minutes ago-

 

Luz dodged the paintballs of the masked girl, she saw what they did to the mouse inhabitants of this world and she didn't want to be receiving one herself. She dodged a shot from the side from a shadow as Amity retaliated with her abomination.

 

'I have to get us out of here, it's my fault Amity was dragged into this'

 

Luz dodged another paintball, however she failed to notice Amity was in the shot's way as well. She watched as her girlfriend tried blocking but still fell to the ground.

 

"AMITY" Luz shouted running to her girlfriend. She heard a metal pipe drop as she saw Jeff fall as well, exhausted from the relentless assault.

 

"Wow, that was easier than I thought" the masked girl said.

 

"A amazing display as always Guernica" the bird added.

 

"Thank you Jerri, let's see if these newcomers bleed like the rest of them." Guernica responded

 

Luz checked Amity over, she was still breathing, yet unconscious. 

 

"Why did you do this?" Luz shouted to Guernica.

 

At that the girl did seem to falter for a second.

 

"Because you stepped in our turf" Jerri replied. "It was your mistake and now you'll pay the price"

 

Luz felt weak as she heard that.

 

It was your mistake.

 

Luz fell to her knees.

 

Your the reason why Eda lost her magic, Your the reason that Amity got hurt, Your the reason your Mami is alone.

 

YOU 

 

RUINED

 

THEIR 

 

LIVES

 

"Shut up" Luz muttered

 

"Ehh what was that" Guernica said

 

"I may have made mistakes, I screwed up alot" Luz continued as she got up. "But I won't let that stop me, I'll keep trying to fix my mistakes"

 

Luz glared at the girl.

 

"SO GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, BECAUSE I WON'T LET YOU HURT THEM ANYMORE" Luz shouted

 

About time you figured it out

 

Luz clutched her head

 

You wanna protect them yeah?  Even when you screwed up with them in the past?

 

"Yes" Luz said

 

Alright now we're talking, I am thou, Thou art I. Call my name and let loose the anarchy inside.

 

Luz saw something float in front of her. A blue glyph. She held out her hand and grabbed it.

 

" PERSONA !"

 

Luz smiled as a figure floated behind her. The figure looked like a woman made of metal in a steampunk style. She held two guns and had long braids made of wires that went down to her feet.

 

"I won't look back ever again" Luz said "Let's show them what a weirdo like us can do, Jinx!"

 

 

Notes:

As much as I said no one would be getting personas that was before i played tactica and realised the potential of this arc

 

Either way surprise

Chapter 172

Summary:

the streets part 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz grinned as she felt her persona flow through her.

 

"So lame" Guernica said "Why did you have to prolong this fight"

 

Guernica rushed at Luz only for a shot at her feet to stop her.

 

"Mind us cutting in" Akechi said as he jumped down to the alley with Kasumi and Naoto in tow.

 

"More rats, I'll blast all of ya" Guernica cursed as she shot at everyone.

 

"Jinx!" Luz shouted summoning her persona "Masukukaga"

 

Everyone felt their evasion rise allowing them to dodge the barrage of shots.

 

"Let's do this Sukuna-Hikona, Megidola"  Naoto commanded destroying the shadows nearby.

 

"Akechi!" Ren shouted from the side, finally appearing with Kanji.

 

"Took you long enough" he growled. "Let's finish them off"

 

Ren nodded as he watched Akechi run forward at the largest shadow. He followed using his grappling hook to jump between the street's roof. Ren slashed the shadow leaving it vulnerable to Akechi's onslaught of attacks. The shadow barely head on to itself before Ren shot it.

 

Guernica scowled as her minions kept getting destroyed.

 

"We should try and retreat" Ren said

 

"We're doing fine" Akechi responded as he destroyed another shadow.

 

"Luz is running on fumes after awakening" Ren said as he watched Luz blast away a group of shadows with Nuclear energy.

 

"Well have any suggestions?" Akechi growled

 

Before they could discuss anymore, the floor started shining.

 

"What the hell" Kanji said.

 

The floor suddenly disappeared.

 

"GODDAMMIT REN!" Akechi shouted as they fell.

 

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" Ren also shouted during the fall 

Notes:

Akechi is fun to write as an asshole who's being dragged along unwillingly.

Also sorry if this chapter was short but I've been super busy and my brain kept thinking of other fic ideas

Chapter 173

Summary:

Street intrlude

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Okay hear this hypothetical out

 

Dimitri: Claude no

 

Claude: I never even said the hypothetical yet

 

Dimitri: I know what it is

 

Claude: Ignoring Dimitri, hypothetically if we had a series of competitions for a multiverse grand prize.

 

Link: I like that idea

 

Dwight: It's a cool concept  I will admit

 

Dimitri: However he got this concept from a weird place

 

Claude: In all fairness it wouldn't be a death game

 

Deku: You watched squid game didn't you

 

Claude: I can neither confirm nor deny

 

Chai: We should totally do it anyways, like an Olympics

 

Jaune: It could be fun

 

Ryuji: Yo have y'all heard from Ren

 

Jaune: He mentioned helping Akechi with something

 

Ryuji: Oh cool then

 

Ryuji: I wanted to show him this new ramen place

 

Link: God now I'm hungry

 

Link: Anyone mind if I pop over for a meal, kind of low here

 

Chai: I got snacks a plenty here

 

Link: Thanks Chai very cool

 

Deku: You know it's kind of weird not hearing Ren's sass

 

Dwight: Understandable

 

Chai: I miss our cinnamon roll Luz in the chat

 

Dwight: also understandable

 

Dwight: They should be back soon I think

Notes:

I love the idea that during this entire thing the chat is just talking about stupid shit

 

Also Claude we won't make interdimensonal Squid games

Chapter 174

Summary:

the streets part 4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

THUD

 

"Damn" Jeff said as they hit the floor.

 

"Senpai! Akechi-san are you alright?" Kasumi asked

 

Ren gave a thumbs up whilst still lying face down.

 

"Why do I feel your at fault here" Akechi said as he got up and glared at Ren.

 

Ren with his face in the floor tried responding but all Akechi heard was.

 

"Prmmmh mmmm yimmm defmpmh"

 

Akechi grabbed Ren and pulled him up.

 

"STOP MUMBLING!" he shouted.

 

"Pretty sure your deflecting any blame from yourself" Ren replied.

 

"I'm so close to shooting you".

 

"You know" Luz said "Some people disguise love as hatred, are we sure Akechi isn't a tsundere".

 

"Shut up" he said.

 

"Are you Akechi" Joker said smiling.

 

"Shut up"

 

"Enough is enough" Kanji said "We got to focus on the real question here"

 

"Thank god"

 

"Is he gay or European" Kanji said.

 

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

 

"Your loud" a voice came from the side.

 

They turned to see a blue haired girl in a mouse costume.

 

"Wow awesome onesie" Luz said

 

"Thanks" the girl responded

 

"And you are" Naoto asked

 

"We'll get to that, how about a thanks considering I just saved your tails" the girl said

 

"That was you, thanks" Kanji said

 

"Sorry that the landing was rough, didn't have enough time to be choosey" She apologised 

 

"I've been through worse" Jeff sighed

 

"Still I gotta ask why your here, I doubt anyone would willingly come to Guernica's territory" 

 

"We kinda got dragged here" Kasumi admitted.

 

"Well I don't know how to exactly get out but all I know is that Guernica has to be stopped." the girl stated

 

"So I'm guessing this is Guernica's heart" Akechi mused. "Given she rules the place at least"

 

"Yes, weird how outsiders understand that.... Unless" the girl began "Are you the phantom thieves of hearts"

 

Ren smirked

 

"No" Akechi said.

 

"Well I am" Ren shot back.

 

"The majority of us are not phantom thieves" Akechi rebutted.

 

"Well at least half are allies" Ren countered

 

Luz, Amity and Jeff nodded.

 

"I'm also an ally I guess" Kanji admitted. "Ren's my cousin and I know his hearts good" 

 

"Either way that means my message did reach you" the girl said

 

"Where you the one to bring us here?" Naoto asked.

 

"Yes but I just have one request" she admitted

 

 

"Change Guernica's heart"

 

 

 

Notes:

To quote a famous comic

PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT

 

Btw if you didn't know already I'm working on two other fics besides this one so if your a fan of MHA and Guilty gear or MHA and Baldurs gate check them out

Chapter 175

Summary:

the streets part 5

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The streets were empty, besides a single shadow. It looked around confused. Before it could react however it was hit over the head with a chair.

 

"So we need to steal back the pieces of Guernica's art to restore her heart" Ren mused.

 

"Sounds simple enough, besides the shadows" Kanji added as he shook the shadow miasma off his weapon.

 

"EIther way we're approaching the objective" Akechi said

 

"Thanks again for helping me" Luca said

 

"It's no problem" Ren said as the group approached the art. 

 

"How are we supposed to move it" Akechi asked looking at the graffitied portion of wall.

 

"We'll need to clear the area, then I can make a hole to drop it back into base" Luca said

 

"Let's do this gang"  Ren said as they jumped from a rooftop startling the shadows. It was an easy win for the thieves, the combination of persona users old and new made quick work of the shadows. 

 

"Hmph brats" a cocky voice came from above.

 

They looked up to see a pink bird descend.

 

"Jerri" Luca scowled

 

"You won't be taking this Luca" Jerri said

 

"You smug little birdbrained bitch! I'm sick of you ruining everything" Luca shot back

 

"Foul mouthed as ever I see, clearly you weren't raised right" Jerri responded

 

Akechi pulled out his gun

 

"Let us take the art and we won't kill you " he said "Sound like a deal"

 

Jerri laughed

 

"You think your in any position to talk" Jerri said as suddenly a birdcage like structure trapped them.

 

"You just had to say it" Ren sighed

 

"SHUT UP" Akechi said

 

"It seems I didn't get all of you with that" Jerri said as she noticed Jeff, Naoto and Luz had dodged the cage.

 

"Persona" Luz and Naoto shouted unleashing their personas on Jerri. Unfortunately the bird was agile and dodged the attacks.

 

"Well now" Jerri said "That's quite rude"

 

More shadows appeared circling the two free persona users. Jeff stood behind them. The shadows charged as Jerri swooped down to grab the art work. However before Jerri could the bird was hit with piece of wood. Jeff stood as he protected the art. Jerri glared at the man.

 

"You reek of something, familiar" Jerri said "Let's air out that stench" 

 

Jerri sent two wind blades at Jeff cutting into him.

 

"JEFF!" Ren shouted as the man stumbled.

 

Jerri laughed as the man fell to his knees. "Are you ready to be erased"

 

"No" Jeff responded. "I've not come this far, to die now"

 

"Finally" a voice came

 

Jeff clenched his head

 

"You've survived for so long, for what"

 

Jeff's mind went to his family, his dog, his friends.

 

"Them" he muttered

 

"Then why die here, you seek the power to survive, then call my name"

 

Jeff stood up and crushed a glyph.

 

"Come, ITO"

 

Behind him floated a amalgam of body parts and railroads, ghostly eyes coming from the amalgamation striking fear into the nearby shadows.

 

Jeff stared at Jerri

 

"I won't die here" he said

Notes:

MY BOI JEFF

Also if your wondering what the dbd survivor's theme for personas is it's Famous horror legends

So yeah Jeff's persona is based on Junji Ito. It's design is based on the Story of the mysterious tunnel, which in turn was refrenced in a dredge skin in the recent dbd collab.

Chapter 176

Summary:

Another villanous interlude

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Whilst the group in the streets continued their fight to restore Guernica's first statement.

 

Evil was gathering.

 

"ZEHAHAHAHAHA" Blackbeard laughed as he drunk a swig of booze.

 

"Uncultured" Belos muttered as he watched their new member.

 

The Cabal heads were gathered around a table for a meeting.

 

"So what's on todays agenda" Tomura asked looking to Kale

 

"Just a general status report" Kale responded. 

 

"Everything is fine here" Tomura said "Although we have some potential allies reaching out, haven't given their name yet though"

 

Kale turned to Cinder

 

"Mountain Glenn is progressing well, as well as our current dealings with the white fang" Cinder replied

 

Thales was next. "Despite setbacks we have progressed in our goals" 

 

"Pretty vague there, Zehahahah! Blackbeard said

 

Thales scowled. "Rest assured our plans are not empty promises, we have someone who could be a great benefit to our aligned goals. Nemesis is proceeding smoothly."

 

"Ironic still there are two super weapons named Nemesis" Tomura mused

 

"Belos?" Kale asked

 

"The day of unity is almost complete, soon I will wipe every witch from the isles" Belos said. "Perhaps you will lend aid in case of an attack from the rebellion"

 

"And expend out resources?" Cinder said with a tang of sarcasm. "We'll provide aid but nothing beyond some additional manpower"

 

Belos scowled. "Why? May I ask are you only giving manpower"

 

"Too be fair gramps" Tomura said "You've barely contributed to the Cabal, in fact your little bird ended derailing some plans"

 

"That was not my fault, I should be pressuring you for losing an asset like that" Belos said as he slammed the table. Bits of sludge being left behind.

 

"Gentlemen lets not fight" Kale said. "I cannot control how many resources are sent your way Belos, however I do hope you realise your on thin ice to begin with."

 

Belos got up from his chair.

 

"Please excuse me.I have to prepare for the day of unity" he said in simmering anger.

 

"So Blackbeard" Kale said

 

"I'm planning on taking an island as my territiory" Blackbeard responded. "Perhaps if I do well enough they'll make me the fifth Emperor,"

 

"Good" Kale said before turning to the last silent chair. It spun around to show Tarhos.

 

"The entity is currently pleased, however it has warned about it's brother possibly retaliating after our derailment of his game." 

 

"Interesting" Kale said

 

"The entity also mentions not to underestimate a wildcard." Tarhos said.

 

"What's so important about a wildcard anyways?" Blackbeard asked.

 

"They can possess immense power, the entity itself encountered one before. It's the reason it cannot set foot in that world anymore and why we had to rely on the Dredge to capture Shido"

 

Blackbeard looked satisfied at the answer.

 

The Cabal filtered out one by one. Leaving only Tarhos.

 

"We will spread your glorious darkness" he said as he walked through the portal.

Notes:

MMMMMMMM lore

Also Womp Womp Belos, even the cabal don't like you

Chapter 177

Summary:

Streets part 6

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

*Thud*

 

"First piece acquired" Ren said as they landed back into the underground base.

 

"Good job everyone" Luz added.

 

"You guys are naturals at this" Luca said.

 

"Comes with experience" Ren said before Akechi hit him on the head.

 

"Your cockiness is annoying" Akechi grumbled as Kasumi giggled.

 

"Akechi-kun, I didn't know you were secretly a grump"  she said.

 

"Well on the bright side we have a navigator among us now" Kanji said as he looked to Jeff.

 

"Is that why it didn't have any combat abilities?" Jeff asked

 

"Navigators provide support and recon" Naoto added

 

"Fits me then " Jeff admitted, I did quite a bit of both when in the realm.

 

"The realm?" Kanji said raising an eyebrow.

 

"Long story" Jeff said

 

"We have time" Naoto said. "We should rest for a second before grabbing the next piece"

 

"I agree with my predecessor" Akechi said.

 

"Wait what do you mean predecessor?" Amity asked

 

"She was the detective prince before me" Akechi responded.

 

"A.K.A the better one" Ren teased. 

 

Akechi kicked Ren in the shin.

 

"So before we forget what was this realm?" Naoto asked

 

Jeff sighed. "It was a realm filled with murderous psychos. we had to constantly do trials against them as whatever ran the place fed on us. We couldn't even die, we just came back to a campfire no matter what."

 

"That sounds horrible" Naoto exclaimed.

 

"Yeah but we got out of there due to our mutual allies" Jeff admitted.

 

"So who's these allies?" Kanji asked

 

"People from different worlds" Ren said 

 

"Like the Tv world?"

 

"No, like completely different worlds" Ren said.

 

Naoto and Kanji looked more confused.

 

Ren sighed

 

"It started with a groupchat" 

Notes:

I'll most likely skip the battles until the final two. Mainly since they felt to drawn out when I wrote them initially.

 

Also poor Naoto and Kanji

Chapter 178

Summary:

The streets part 7

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So are we ready to move out?" Luca asked.

 

Naoto and Kanji looked unresponsive.

 

"I think so yeah" Ren said

 

"Let's get the next piece!" Luz added as they started moving out

 

Jeff stayed behind a second with Naoto and Kanji. "Alot to take in"

 

"My little cousin participated in a fucking war" Kanji mumbled into his hands.

 

 

-A while later-

 

"I wonder if anyone has gotten worried about us yet" Ren said as he shot another shadow.

 

"Yeah, it seems our chat doesn't work in the metaverse" Luz sighed 

 

"Still, it's interesting to know there is other worlds out there" Kasumi said 

 

"Annoying for me at least" Akechi grumbled

 

"All things considered I believe we are on the right track" Amity said.

 

A bit behind Naoto and Kanji were covering the rear for any surprise attacks.

 

"I can't believe Ren's circumstances, Makes Yu's look normal" Kanji said as he kicked a can of paint on the ground.

 

"It does, maybe we should introduce him to Misturu?" Naoto suggested.

 

"Probably not a good idea for now, MItsuru has her hands full with Shido's disappearance. Getting the shadow ops functional again is a priority." Kanji admitted

 

"I still think we should convince her to recruit Akechi. He made some grievous mistakes but he could work on atoning for them." Naoto added.

 

"We'll see how this plays out I guess" Kanji said sighing.

 

They reached the second piece shortly after. Only to encounter Guernica guarding it.

 

"Well, your finally here" Guernica snarled. "If your gonna trespass on my streets, at least entertain me" 

 

"You want a fight fine" Akechi said "LOKI!"

 

"Arsene"

 

"Jinx"

 

Curse, Nuclear and Allmighty energy surged from the respective personas. Guernica dodged the Allmighty and Curse attack but was hit with the nuclear.

 

"You little shit" Guernica said as she launched a barrage of paint at Luz. Luz coughed as the paint covered her and made her feel weak.

 

"Hey hands off my girlfriend" Amity said as she used her abomination goo to try and trap Guernica, however she shrugged it off. 

 

"Oh does the rich kid wanna play" Guernica snarled "I can tell your one of them, all prim and proper, looking down on people like me" 

 

"That's not..." Amity began but was cut off by Guernica tackling her.

 

"Talking about people like their yours, like you can just throw money at anything and it disappears!"

 

Amity kicked the other girl off herself.

 

"You don't know anything about what I've been through or how much I love her" Amity said.

 

"How interesting" A voice came from inside.

 

Amity clutched her head.

 

"People always look at you, comparing you to your parents, no one seeing the true you, except her"

 

Amity smiled "Yes"

 

"Her differences bring out the best in you and you bring the best of her, so you cannot perish here, let us form a pact"

 

"I am thou, thou art I, Let your flames of love burn brightly"

 

Amity smiled as she saw the glyph in front of her. Crushing it, a figure wreathed in red with flaming hair that spiralled and fancy clothes appeared behind her

 

"Let's show them our burning passion" Amity said "Come Francois!"

 

 

Notes:

So I was debating alot with what Amity's persona should be.

My first thought was Cavendish from little witch but it felt a tad simple, I then held a poll on our discord and none of them vibed enough with me.

Then I remembered a show that I had a love hate relationship with and realised that held the answer

 

Also I'll let y'all guess who the persona is supposed to be

Chapter 179

Summary:

streets part 8

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Stop moving already!" Guernica cried as she shot at Amity, only to be blocked by her persona's flames

 

"Get the slab" Amity shouted.  

   

"What slab" Guernica questioned as she looked at what they were coming for. Suddenly their foe collapsed to her knees crying in pain.  

   

"Snap out of it Guernica" Luca said.  

   

"My head" Guernica responded.  

   

"This is killing you, please take my hand" Luca said approaching Guernica. "Big sis is here with you"  

   

"Did she say" Kasumi aked  

   

"Do you remember now?" Luca asked with hope  

   

"You can't be... Get out of my head" Guernica said before shoving the other girl away, "My head hurts so bad I can't fight properly, I'll kill you all later"  

   

The girl ran into the alleyways before they closed up.  

   

Kasumi went to comfort Luca. She placed her hand on her shoulder.  

   

"I can't believe their sisters" Luz muttered  

   

"It makes sense" Akechi said "Luca wants to change her sister's heart, that's why she brought us here"  

   

"Good observation" Naoto said  

   

"I don't need your commentary" Akechi said as he turned away.  

   

"I'm sorry" Luca said. "For not telling you the truth"  

   

"It's okay" Ren said.  

   

"Yeah, this changes nothing. We'll save your sister" Amity said.  

   

"Alright then, let's get these piece back to the base" Luca said as she created a hole beneath the stone fragment. They fell into the hideout once again.  

   

As they landed Luca gathered everyone round. She shared her and Guernica's story. They were street kids, the unseen of society, her and Tao were abandoned by their parents.  

   

"Tao is Guernica's real name?" Kanji asked  

   

"Yes" Luca said "We barely survived, art was the one thing we had that made us happy on the streets. I have to confess something however, the real Luca is dead"  

   

"What?" Kasumi asked  

   

"The real Luca died years ago from hunger, I'm but a cognition of her, however than doesn't mean I'll abandon my little sister!" Luca said  

   

"Then we'll save her" Jeff stated.  

   

   

-A few hours later-  

   

"So are we ready to get the final piece" Akechi asked Ren, leaning against the wall as he asked.  

   

"Yeah, I'm just curious as to who Jerri is in the grand scheme of things." Ren admittted  

   

"Well, we will see soon enough" Akechi responded.  

   

Ren nodded as they departed from the hideout. They made their way to the third location easily, using the alleys and rooftops to avoid most of the shadows on the streets.  

   

As soon as they arrived however  

   

"Your here" Guernica said as Jerri landed beside her.  

   

"It seems you were expecting us" Naoto said  

   

"I was, your stupid bullshit is gonna end here" Guernica said as she raised her gun.  

   

"Guernica please stop" Luca cried  

   

"Shut up" She responded firing a warning shot  

   

"Please remember me, It's Luca, your big sis"  Luca cried.  

   

"Ugh" Guernica cried as she clutched her head.  

   

"Please Tao" She said hoping her sister's real name may spur her out of it.  

   

"Luca.." Guernica muttered.  

   

Fwoosh  

   

Luca's eyes went wide.  

   

"SIS!" Guernica cried as her sister fell.  

   

Everyone, even Jerri looked shocked.  

   

"Apologies for the intrusion" a voice called out.  

   

A figure of pure light walked in front of them  

   

Akechi pulled his gun out.  

   

"Who are you" he shouted already closing his finger on the trigger.  

   

The figure laughed.  

   

"I've been known as many things over the years" he said as Jerri cackled.  

   

"Oh my, I didn't expect your presence Master Yaldabaoth".

Notes:

HOO boy that just happened

Guernica my beloved you need therapy

Also the so called god himself is here to bargain

Chapter 180

Summary:

The streets finale

Notes:

Sorry akechi but as they say

Suffering builds character

Chapter Text

"Yaldabaoth?" Naoto muttered. 

 

"Yes, it is quite rare for those to meet a god such as myself" he chuckled.

 

"Well don't expect us to roll out the red carpet at that" Kanji said. "If we gotta kick another god's butt we will"

 

Yaldabaoth laughed again.

 

"Oh that's priceless, no I'm here to offer you a deal" 

 

"I don't think you made a good first impression then" Akechi responded, his gun still trained on the figure.

 

"Oh apologies for that" Yaldabaoth said with no remorse in his voice.

 

"How could you..." Kasumi muttered.

 

"Regardless I'm here for one reason" Yaldabaoth said. "Mainly my brother meddling in your affairs"

 

"Brother?" Luz asked.

 

"Oh please, I can smell the remnants of his darkness on that man right there" Yaldabaoth said pointing to Jeff.

 

Jeff scowled "The entity is your brother" 

 

"Oh is that what he's calling himself these days" Yaldabaoth said. "He must had taken the sealing hard"

 

"The entity?" Kanji asked

 

"Eldritch god that kidnapped us" Jeff clarified "And I wouldn't trust something related to it"

 

"Oh really" Yaldabaoth said. "I'm wounded, I'm the opposite of that savage. Where he wants darkness, I want light, where he wants ruin, I want order"

 

"Couldn't notice you mentioned ruin" Ren said "Sounds like your in cahoots with Igor"

 

"What, Igor would never be with a lame ass like this" Kanji argued.

 

Yaldabaoth laughed. 

 

"Clever boy" Yaldabaoth said "I admit I masqueraded as Igor, however it was to lead your path to rehabilitation."

 

Ren scowled further.

 

"How do I know you didn't set this whole thing up" Ren asked

 

"Oh, I won't deny that" Yaldabaoth said. "It was curiosity that made me decide to pit two potential wildcards against each other, if only to better the world"

 

"Wait who's the other wildcard" Naoto asked.

 

"It doesn't matter, what does matter is we should work together to take down my brother" Yaldabaoth said clearly getting irritated.

 

"I think it does" Kanji argued.

 

"It doesn't, he never became a wildcard, never built his bonds and fell deep into despair." Yaldabaoth said. "And after wasting my energy on giving him the push needed"

 

"What does that mean" Kasumi asked.

 

"It doesn't matter" Yaldabaoth said his voice booming through the streets.

 

"It was me wasn't it" Akechi muttered.

 

"Yes, now let's get onto the bigger danger at hand"

 

"What did you mean push" Akechi asked glaring at the figure.

 

"Your not letting this go, what does it matter" Yaldabaoth asked.

 

"You know damn well why it matters" Akechi spat.

 

"Do you want the answer?" Yaldabaoth asked?

 

Akechi laughed

 

"No, I don't, I can already tell you had a hand to play in my mother's death"

 

Akechi shot the glowing figure. The bullet went through him.

 

"How sad" Yaldabaoth said. "And to think we could have been allies"

 

"Shut up" Akechi shouted.

 

"Well if you don't want to work with me, then I have no use for you"  Yaldabaoth said. "I would kill you now, but greater suffering awaits at my brother's hands"

 

Everyone felt a pull towards an opened door.

 

Ren tried to keep his ground with his grappling hook 

 

"To think you could have been an excellent pawn" Yaldabaoth said.

 

He severed the line as Ren fell through the door onto the harsh concrete of the alleyway.

Chapter 181

Summary:

Revelations and bad timings

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jaune: So that is the entire history of Pumpkin Pete's 

 

Claude: Wow, imagine if you put this effort into actual studies

 

Jaune: I am now!

 

Claude: Sus @Pyrrha is this true

 

Pyrrha: Yes

 

Claude: More evidence needed

 

Izuku: Hey I have a favour to ask

 

Claude: You wanna do a double date?

 

Izuku: No not that

 

Ochaco: That sounds fun, maybe after the culture festival

 

Izuku: I guess, anyways I was gonna ask if anyone who's relatively strong could sub in for me. Ashido is saying if not I'll have to move to the effects crew

 

Link: I can do it

 

Izuku: Thx

 

Link: No problemo

 

Dwight: Jeff hasn't contacted me back

 

Claude: Investigations take a while

 

Chai: nah I agree with Dwight, we need Ren sass

 

Ren: BIG PROBLEM

 

Luz: EMERGENCY

 

Claude: What happened this time

 

Dwight: Is everyone okay?

 

Ren: Well to summarise it, we went into a weird subset metaverse, found out my cousin was a persona user, tried to save a girl from manipulation and a fucking god showed up

 

Jaune: The fuck

 

Claude: A god?!?!

 

Chai: adfi9adgfahgaigh

 

Peppermint: Now is not the time for keysmashing Chai

 

Chai: sirry

 

Ren: Heh sirry

 

Luz: Btw me,Amity and Jeff have personas now

 

Claude: That doesn't make me feel better considering how Ren said they were painful

 

Ren: Tbf they got off slightly easier, they didn't have to tear a mask off.

 

{REDACTED}:Okay what the fuck did I come back to

 

Ren: A god threatened us

 

Luz: Btw he said he was the brother of the entity

 

Dwight: For fucks sake

 

Claude: Oh my god Dwight swore

 

Izuku: Now doesn't seem like the time for this

 

Link: No it's funny

 

Link: Then again I don't think I'm the pinnacle of a stable person

 

Dwight: No you aren't 

 

Ren: Also the god may have alluded to killing Akechi's mother in order to get him to be a rival for me

 

Ren: Also turns out Igor was a fake Igor and god my brain wants to rest

 

Ren:Btw I'm adding my cousin, he has a persona apparently

 

Ren has added Kanji Tatsumi to the chat

 

Kanji Tatsumi has changed their name to Kanji

 

Kanji: Yo

 

Claude Yo to yourself

 

Kanji: So when we killing a god

 

{REDACTED}: You seriously started with that

 

Kanji: Yes

 

Ace: Hey Lami can I do something 

 

{REDACTED}: Sure I'm just still processing all this

 

Ace: Okay

 

Ace has added Monkey D Luffy to the chat

 

Monkey D Luffy has changed their name to Luffy

 

Luffy: HaieveryoneImmonkeydluffyandimgonnabekingofthepirates

 

Claude: Wow i thought I was a bad typer

 

{REDACTED}: Ace I thought you meant someting else!

 

Ace: Sorry Lami

 

Luffy: Ohheyllama

 

{REDACTED} has kicked Luffy from the chat

Notes:

Poor Luffy didn't know what was going on

Also I feel out of everyone Link would have the most subdued reaction to the god thing

Also Also I will say that Guernica is fine if anyone was worried (Given the response to her I don't think so)

UPDATE WE HAVE A TV TROPES

Chapter 182

Summary:

Name changes and a chat raid

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: I have two sisters now

 

Jaune: Huh

 

Ren: If anyone hurts Tao I'll kill them, then myself

 

{REDACTED}: Okay

 

Ren: Also when will you change your username

 

{REDACTED}: What's wrong with mine

 

Claude: We all know your real name now, it's not really redacted

 

{REDACTED}: Okay fair

 

{REDACTED} changed their name to Lami

 

Lami: There, you happy

 

Ace: Yes

 

Lami: Your my boyfriend so it doesn't count

 

Dwight: I'd say it counts more

 

Link: Agreed

 

Luz:^

 

Chai: Let's fucking go

 

Dwight: Chai don't swear

 

Chai: Sorry

 

Luffy: What's a swear, can you eat it?

 

Lami: I forgot I let your brother back in

 

Ace: He grows on you

 

Luffy: Hai

 

Deku: Hi there

 

Luz: Hi

 

Jaune: Hi

 

Ren: Hello there

 

Claude: The urge to write general kenobi is strong

 

Ren: Nice

 

Dwight: Hi there Luffy

 

Luffy: Im gonna be king of the pirates

 

Deku: It's I'm

 

Luffy: thats what i typed

 

Ace: It's a losing battle trust me

 

Link: Imagine using grammar

 

Luz: Grammar is important

 

Luffy: Hey Ace imma add my crew

 

Lami: Don't I gave you your own groupchat for a reason

 

Claude: Do it

 

Ren: Do it

 

Dwight: Don't encourage him

 

Luz.... Do it

 

Luffy has added Roronoa Zoro to the chat

 

Luffy has added Nami to the chat

 

Lami: Stop

 

Claude: IT HAS BEGUN

 

Luffy has added Usopp to the chat

 

Ren: aasgnignai[

 

Roronoa Zoro: What's Luffy doing now

 

Luffy has added Sanji to the chat

 

Nami: Breaking rules

 

Lami: Breaking rules

 

Chai: now there is two of them

 

Luffy has added Tony Tony Chopper to the chat

 

Lami: @Luffy please stop

 

Deku: I'd say to listen to Lami

 

Hitoshi: Not very plus ultra of you Midoriya

 

Luffy has added Nico Robin to the chat

 

Usopp: Why is luffy adding us to this chat

 

Link: Welcome to chaos

 

Usopp: I have an allergy to chaos

 

Luffy added Franky to the chat

 

Link: Well too bad

 

Jaune: Is that it

 

Luffy has added Brook to the chat

 

Sanji: That's the last of our crew at least

 

Luffy: Hey Llama

 

Lami has muted Luffy for 24 hours

 

Nami: Thank you

 

Franky: A NEW CHAT SUPPPERRRRR

 

Tony Tony Chopper has changed their name to Chopper

 

Brook: So many people I can't believe my eyes

 

Claude: Quite the group we have

 

Lami: Don't forget you caused this

 

Claude: Wait

 

Brook: However as a skeleton I don't have eyes. YOHOHOHOHOHO

 

Lami has muted Claude for 24 hours

 

Ren: F, Before I get muted too I just wanna say one thing

 

Lami has muted Ren for 24 hours

 

Roronoa Zoro: He didn't even get to say it

 

Sanji: No shit mosshead

 

Roronoa Zoro: You wanna go curly brows

 

Link: Am I in danger

 

Luz: I think I am

 

Lami: No your too precious

 

Nico Robin: How curious

 

Chopper: HI

 

Sanji: I'll kick your ass marimo

 

Roronoa Zoro: Try it you shitty cook

 

Nami: Can you muted them as well

 

Lami: Sure

 

Lami muted Sanji and Roronoa Zoro for 24 hours

 

Lami: Peace and quiet

 

Dwight: A rarity here

Notes:

I won't lie I was gonna keep the strawhats outta here but I thought having them show up occasionally would be fun

Also Luffy would never listen to the rules

Also Sojiro has basically adopted another kid. Soon he'll have an orphanage

Chapter 183

Summary:

More shenanigans with the strawhats

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: How much longer is on the mute timers

 

Dwight: Not long now

 

Luz: I guess that's cool

 

Chai: I'm bored without them.

 

Dwight: Hi bored

 

Chai: -_-

 

Link: Lol

 

Jaune: It has been more peaceful

 

Dwight: True

 

Deku: I do miss them though

 

Franky: So can I ask does anyone have any fun stories, I'm taking a training break

 

Link: I've eaten rocks

 

Franky: That sounds SUUPPEERR

 

Link: It was

 

Link: Maybe I should connect you with the goron community

 

Franky :Sounds badass

 

Nico Robin: I am curious as to what these other worlds hold

 

Nico Robin: Perhaps there is one filled with monsters that feed off of people's agony

 

Dwight: That's close to ours actually

 

Nico Robin: Interesting 

 

Usopp: I guess we're all taking breaks then

 

Deku: I'm in the infirmary so that's accurate

 

Chai: Holup

 

Jaune: Did you break more bones

 

Deku: No

 

Hitoshi: It's more so our new teacher's training methods

 

Ace: Oh shit gramps is a teacher there now 

 

Deku: It is pain

 

Ace: He holds no mercy

 

Nami: Btw out of curiosity, is any of your worlds fully mapped

 

Dwight: I think some are

 

Luz: Human realm yes

 

Jaune: I actually don't know

 

Pyrrha: It's fully mapped

 

Jaune: ah

 

Nami: Can I have some of those maps

 

Deku: That should be fine

 

Nami: Thx

 

Ren: Prepare for trouble

 

Claude: And make it double

 

Luz: They return

 

Claude: Indeed

 

Claude: I also have an idea

 

Deku: Oh boy

 

Claude: For the newbies who are training, do you want any unique supplies

 

Usopp: Dibs

 

Chopper:I would like to see medicine books

 

Nico Robin: History books would be great

 

Franky: Not anything I can think of, other than looking at tech

 

Brook: Perhaps a few new instruments

 

Luffy: Meat

 

Usopp: Luffy you can get meat anywhere

 

Luffy: Still

 

Sanji: He has a point, New ingredients could be interesting to cook with

 

Link: Want some rock roast?

 

Sanji: Is it meat cooked on rocks 

 

Link: Rock roast.jpg

 

SanJI: ...

 

Sanji: Send me some to cook 

 

Ren:Let him cook 

 

Luz: Let him cook

 

Jaune:Let him cook

 

 

Notes:

let sanji cook

 

Also fun fact I'm tempted to go to a con this year as a one piece character

It'll probably be Lilith if anyone

Chapter 184

Summary:

Bookings and Namings

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: So tommorrow Sojiro isn't opening

 

Claude: Say it with me gang

 

Luz: Suspicious?

 

Link: Suspicous 

 

Ren: He told me why so not suspicious 

 

Ren: Also Link you missed an I

 

Link: Bold assumption it's not written like that in Hyrule

 

Sidon: It isn't

 

Claude: DAMN

 

Dwight: We booked Leblanc for tommorrow

 

Ren: Huh I thought the Kirijo group booked it

 

Dwight: They did but it's for a joint meeting

 

Ren: Knew that, I just thought they skimped on paying 

 

Chai: And I was banned from coming

 

Ren: For good reason

 

Lami: You literally suggested arriving with a guitar solo

 

Chai: Gotta make a good first impression

 

Lami:...

 

Luz: Sounds good but not in a formal meeting

 

Jaune: What's up

 

Ren: Just talks of a group from my world getting in contact with the groups from your worlds

 

Jaune: Cool

 

Deku: It's weird there isn't really a name for it

 

Lami: I'm working on that internally

 

Deku: Oh cool

 

Jaune: I always call it the chat

 

Jaune: But with heavy emphasis on chat

 

Ren: THE CHAT

 

Link: Le chat

 

Claude: Wait no I have the best one

 

Claude: THE CHAT, BRINGER OF CHAOS

 

Ren: How many health bars will it have

 

Claude: 10

Notes:

Also the whole group does have a name but it's not technically named that yet.

If you checked out other rippleverse projects you may know of the name

Chapter 185

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: So I just laughed my ass off

 

Luz: Why?

 

Ren: Super over the top violence in this movie

 

Jaune: How over the top

 

Ren: Guy in a fight got his head shoved in an urinal

 

Claude:LMAO

 

Ren: Makoto is very into this franchise, it's cute when she's cheering on the protag

 

Link: Btw how's the meeting going

 

Ren: Idk I went to see a movie whilst they talked

 

Dwight: It's going good I guess

 

Lami: I won't lie I find it funny that half the time has been praising Sojiro's blends

 

Ren: He is the coffee master

 

Deku: I bet sensei is enjoying his

 

Aizawa: I am

 

Aizawa: Also your supposed to be in a lesson

 

Claude: Oof got caught slacking

 

Byleth: Your also supposed to be in detention

 

Claude: I am

 

Claude: Indetention.jpg

 

Ren: INB4 Claude's phone gets taken 

 

Link: I give it 5 minutes at max

 

Claude: You of little faith

 

Chai: I sucked at school

 

Peppermint: Shocker

 

Chai: I thought I was safe from you, your in a meeting

 

Peppermint: Your never safe

 

Luz; Lol

 

Luz: Also some annoying news, the day of unity thing is in two weeks

 

Claude: Should we be worried

 

Luz: Eda said she'd get info from her friend. If it's something big then maybe we'll take assistance

 

Ace: Awesome, a fight

 

Lami: .....

 

Ace: Please let me have a crumb of fighting

 

Lami: Give it one more week or Marco will kill you 

 

Ace: ^_^

Notes:

Ace would have done it regardless of permission. He's just happy his gf knows him well

 

Also more yakuza refrences because im playing the series

Also Also, Sojiro will start a coffee enterprise that spans worlds at this rate

Chapter 186

Summary:

Present ideas and Dwight mildly suffering

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: I hate my luck sometimes

 

Ren: Wat happun

 

Luz: I understood that reference

 

Dwight: Lots of planning, spilled two coffees and got a surprise rainstorm

 

Ren: Oof

 

Claude:We need to give Dwight a shirt for all his troubles

 

Dwight:???

 

Claude: You put up with all of our shenanigans as team dad so....

 

Jaune: I won't lie that sounds cool

 

Luz: Hey Jaune, can I borrow your game console

 

Jaune: What for

 

Luz: I wanna show Gus video games

 

Deku: Hey all

 

Jaune: Sure

 

Deku: On the team dad thing, I was tempted to suggest to 1-A we get something for Aizawa in order to show our appreciation

 

Uravity: Get him a shirt

 

Chai: Get him coffee

 

Link: I think Chai is becoming smarter via osmosis 

 

Chai: what is osomsis 

 

Link: Nevermind

 

Luz: I got Eda a mug recently

 

Eda: I cherish it

 

Eda:Mug.jpg

 

Claude: LMAO

 

Ren: Does she know what that means

 

Eda: I do

 

Eda: I am the MILF of the isles.

 

Claude: *WHEEZE* 

 

Lami: I feel like this chat needs a cleansing 

 

Dwight: Darn I spilled another cup of coffee

Notes:

I headcanon Eda would have a mug like that. Mainly just to fuck with anyone who sees it,

 

Also poor Dwight, such an unlucky streak

Chapter 187

Summary:

The Void

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So you'll give me some more resources" Belos asked.

 

"Sure gramps" Tomura said. "But no more than 3 people from me"

 

"Same here" Cinder added

 

Belos sighed as he looked to the chair enveloped in darkness

 

"I may spare some of my killers, however I do expect results" The entity said distorted

 

Belos seemed pleased as he walked away.

 

"What a dick" Kale said 

 

"ZEHAHAHA" Teach laughed. 

 

Thales groaned as he got up and walked away too

 

The Entity dismissed the meeting there. Allowing itself to exit to it's home. 


 

The entity walked through his domain. It's once dark foreboding aura being washed in a grey dullness.

 

'This hunger is damnable, I must keep going until I can complete my goals' it thought as it approached a clearing.

 

He took a seat in the clearing as he was transported to a room. In it contained a large door, on it contained a man in chains.

 

"How are you today dear messiah" The entity taunted.

 

"Worse now your here" the man scoffed. "Come to cry about your lack of food again. Maybe you want to take about your mommy issues or how your brother sucks."

 

The entity smiled.

 

"Ah the loathing, how invigorating"

 

The man at the door shut up at that instead simply glaring at him

Notes:

I won't lie this chapter was half made because I wanted to show how Belos is the black sheep of the cabal

And the other half was me wondering if I was too vague prior

Chapter 188

Summary:

Midnight chats

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: 1AM Gang where you at

 

Edelgard: Why are you up so late

 

Claude: Why are you

 

Ace: Hey nightowls

 

Claude: I'm up because I drunk an energy drink that Jaune gave me 

 

Edelgard: Well I'm up because I was writing a letter to some allies in Adrestia

 

Edelgard: From what I know, there has been a slander campaign on me, no doubt caused by those who slither in the dark

 

Ace: Idk who they are

 

Hitoshi:Evil mole people

 

Claude: Best description

 

Yuri: I guess that means we're the good mole people

 

Claude: Nah your the rats

 

Ace: Heh rats

 

Ace: There was a joke circulating at one stage that shanks had a devil fruit and it was a rat

 

Edelgard: That makes no sense

 

Ace: Idk who started it.

 

Claude: So why is everyone else up so late

 

Hitoshi: Insomnia

 

Ace: Narcolepsy affecting my sleep schedule, Plus keeping watch

 

Hitoshi: Cool

 

Luz: I am also up but i went to be early and woke up just now

 

Hitoshi: Nice

 

Kanji: I'm also up, mainly because I'm resetting my sleep schedule

 

Claude: Does that work

 

Kanji; Don't know so finding out

 

Kanji: Btw I'm gonna add another persona user who's up right now

 

Kanji added Yu Narukami

 

Yu Narukami has changed their name to Yu

 

Yu: Hey

 

Hitoshi: Welcome to the insomnia club

 

Yu: Can I have a midnight SUB

 

Hitoshi: Sub machine broke

 

Yu: Damn

 

Yu: So I know you all are from different worlds but why does the timezones line up

 

Ace: Good question

 

Claude: Probably didn't want to send the phones to people in different timezones between worlds to begin with

 

Luz: ^

 

Dwight: Please go to sleep

 

Claude: You can't make me

 

Byleth has muted Claude for 12 hours

 

Byleth: Better

 

Edelgard: I shall retreat as well

 

Hitoshi: Heh, last one standing.

 

Hitoshi: God I need to get my sleep schedule fixed 

Notes:

Idk why I thought it be funny if Yu was added randomly in the middle of the night

Sometimes I confuse myself

Chapter 189

Summary:

Gods and wikis

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: Culture festival is today

 

Ren: Nice

 

Deku: Yeah, Ashido is making me do some last minute supply run though

 

Claude: Want a hand

 

Deku: Sure, carrying everything would be tricky

 

Dwight: I hope you have fun

 

Uravity: I'm pumped myself

 

Robin: May I ask what this festival is?

 

Uravity: How do I put it

 

Hiroshi: Culturefestivalorigins-wikipedia.com

 

Robin: Thank you

 

Uravity:Did you just link a wikipedia article

 

HitoshI: What's wrong with that

 

Jaune: Oh cool Wikipedia

 

Ren: Wait does all our worlds have wikipedia

 

Dwight: Mine did

 

Chai: Same

 

Link: Not yet

 

Luz: It's lo-fi beats all over again

 

Ren: You know maybe there is a god of wikipedia

 

Dwight: Don't jinx it

 

Deku: That doesn't sound like a bad god

 

Kanji: Gods tend to suck

 

Ren: Thanks for your input

 

Yu: No no he has a point

 

Ren: Who the fuck is Yu

 

Yu: Hi

 

Hitoshi: Kanji added him last night

 

Jaune: Wait why were you up last night

 

Hitoshi: Insomnia

 

Link: You know what, if there is a god of insomnia I wanna fight it

Notes:

Tbh this was more a setup chapter for the next one

Also I wonder how many health bars the god of wikipedia would have

Chapter 190

Summary:

Claude being Claude

Chapter Text

Claude: So hear me out

 

Link: Never a good opening line

 

Chai: Why don't we hear him out tho

 

Dwight: I sense a headache incoming

 

Claude: Hypothetically if I was to recruit a criminal to our side how would that be seen

 

Jaune: What

 

Deku: Claude met a villain who planned to break into UA just because. He has successfully taken him down via tea and explanations

 

Nedzu: What is the criminals name

 

Deku: Gentle Criminal

 

Nedzu: Oh well he's pretty harmless

 

Ren: I say we recruit him because it's funny

 

Ren: He can't be worse than Akechi

 

Pancake Boy: You do know I can see this

 

Ren: And?

 

Luz: I just came in and I'm already spitting out my tea

 

Claude: Oh btw this Gentle guy is pretty good at reccomending tea

 te

Ren: Who wins between Byleth and him

 

Claude: I don't know

 

Ren: My god

 

Link: You know I once tried making tea

 

Link: It blew up the castle partially

 

Dwight: How

 

Link:Idk

Chapter 191

Summary:

Chai being Chai

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: I can't believe we just got a recruit out of vibes

 

Claude: Gentle's vibes are immaculate 

 

Link: Don't say that

 

Claude: Why not

 

Link: Too fancy for you

 

Jaune: What's up guys

 

Ren: Nothing much

 

Ren: Which is good

 

Jaune: GIven our track record I doubt it'll stay that way

 

Chai: EMERGENCY

 

Ren: What is it

 

Chai: They discontinued my favourite snack

 

Ren: Those monsters 

 

Peppermint: Chai those things have like 10x the regular amount of daily sugar

 

Ren: 10x

 

Dwight: Mercy on Chai's teeth

 

Luz: That is a message to be greeted to 

 

Deku: I think the culture festival is going well

 

Uravity: We killed the performance

 

Ren: Nice

 

Luz: BTW

 

Luz: I'm going with King to follow a lead on his origins

 

Ren: Want any assistance

 

Luz:Nah I should be fine

 

Ren: Alright

 

Chai: Sugar Crush Candy I will miss you

 

Link: Why don't you make your own

 

Chai: Good idea

 

Peppermint: Oh fuck

 

Peppermint: CHAI DON'T DUMP THE ENTIRE FUCKING BAG

Notes:

I wonder if Chai will die of sugar overdose before the next chapter

Probably not but it'd be funny

Chapter 192

Summary:

Luz dipping from a bad situation and Eda finds Raine

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: This was a bad idea!

 

Luz: Btw can I get a portal out

 

Peppermint: Sure

 

Claude: What happen

 

Luz: The lead ended up leading us to some people hunting the last titan

 

Claude: Oof

 

Ren: I thought all the titans were dead

 

Luz: ....

 

Dwight: Don't tell me

 

Eda: I knew my kid was awesome

 

Link: Oh cool god kid

 

Chai: So is Luz a god

 

Ren: No King is

 

Chai: Ah

 

Deku: Wait whats about a god

 

Ren: Scroll up

 

Iida: What's this*

 

Ren: Fuck I forgot Iida was in this chat

 

Iida: I saw Midoriya mistype in the dorms, I had to fix his mistake

 

Jaune: Oh shit another god

 

Luz: Yes

 

Eda: By the way not to alarm anyone but the house is currently surrounded

 

Ren: RIP the idiots who think they can take on the eldritch being that is hooty

 

Eda:Hooty is with Luz

 

Ren: Uh oh

 

Lami: Sending reinforcements

 

Eda: Thanks kid 

 

Eda: Oh shit I heard noises inside the house

 

Lami: Sending them faster

 

Eda: False alarm it's Raine

 

Ren: Who?

Notes:

As much as I could cover the events of Edge of the World, I find it funnier if we just hear the aftermath with little context

Also F for those trying to attack the owl house, portal tech means they got reinforcements

Plus Raine had a retreat plan anyways(It won't be needed)

Chapter 193

Summary:

Eda gets info from Raine

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"The emperor wants to do WHAT?" Eda shouted

 

"He plans on using the draining spell to kill every witch on the isles" Raine said

 

Someone was thrown through the window.

 

"Sorry!" Ace shouted as he and a few others protected the property

 

"Don't worry" The thrown guard responded from the floor. "Steve is starting to regret his life choices"

 

"Oh hey Steve" Lilith said from the side

 

He gave a thumbs up.

 

"Regardless, we need to stop the day of unity and the draining spell" Raine said. "I have two other coven heads who will help, however Belos made backups."

 

"Well I can get assistance from our multiverse friends" Eda mused.

 

Raine sighed "I can't believe the craziness you've been involved in"

 

Eda smirked "Jealous Whispers" 

 

Raine blushed "Eda, Nevermind, I have to inform the BATS as well as the coven heads on our side of the developments"

 

"Is there going to be a fight" Ace shouted from outside.

 

"Probably" Eda shouted back. 

 

"Can Steve join the rebellion?" the guard still face down of the floor asked.

 

"Sure" Eda sighed

 

Steve grunted in affirmation.

 

"Well, I'll let you go Raine, stay safe" Eda said 

 

Raine nodded as she went to the back door

 

"You too Eda"

 

Eda smiled before a portal opened in the Owl House

 

"We have the war room set up" Peppermint said 

 

Eda grinned

 

"Let's show them what happens when you mess with us weirdos"

Notes:

Honestly Steve was going to show up in a later chapter but I found it funnier to have him literally be thrown in during the defense.

Headpats for steve

Chapter 194

Summary:

War room

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

" I still believe they should be given no mercy"  one voice said.

 

Seteth sighed

 

"For the last time Rhea we can't just go all out against people being manipulated" 

 

Rhea grunted as the rest of the war table looked on.

 

"Besides that" Peppermint said looking at everyone. 

 

"We could use Macaron's plan" Chai suggested

 

Peppermint sighed "Yes Chai, that's the first plan, we need backups"

 

"The problem is we're waiting on the other people from the Isles to arrive" Nedzu responded.

 

"I agree with Nedzu" Whitebeard said from a transponder snail.

 

"So should we should wait" Mitsuru agreed

 

Ozpin nodded as they sat in relative quiet, besides the argument between Seteth and Rhea.

 

Ren walked into the room with a small cart.

 

"Coffee's here" he said

 

"Thank you" Ozpin said as most of the table went to grab coffees.

 

After another small awkward silence, made more tolerable by the coffee, a portal appeared.

 

"Hey everyone" Ace shouted "The CATs are here"

 

"I DID NOT AGREE TO THAT NAME" a voice argued

 

Out of the portal came Raine, Darius and Eberwolf, followed by the BATS.

 

"Welcome to our war room" Peppermint said.

 

"Pleasure is ours" Raine responded internally screaming at the amount of people in the room.

 

Darius, the Abomination coven head coughed. "So. your out multiversal allies"

 

"Yes" Dwight said from his seat.

 

"Great, well we've already made a plan, however given the changes we can modify it" Darius said as he elbowed Raine.

 

"Ah yes, our plan was to corrupt and perhaps nullify the spell by having Eda disguise herself as me."

 

Eda nodded. "Makes sense"

 

Ozpin spoke up "But perhaps it would be easier to have someone without magic take Raine's place. 

 

"Dibs" Chai said

 

Peppermint groaned.

 

"It could work" Darius admitted.

 

"What about cabal interferences?" Nedzu asked.

 

"The what?" Darius asked

 

"The group Belos has allied with including enemies from across our worlds" Nedzu responded.

 

"Oh I didn't know about that" Darius admitted. "Are you sure he is allied with them"

 

"We have the prior golden guard's testimony" Dwight said with a thumbs up from Link

 

"He's safe?" Darius asked looking relieved

 

"Yeah, I'm currently overseeing his witness protection" Hawks said 

 

"Thank the titan." Darius said

 

Dwight coughed to get everyone's attention

 

"We still have to decide on the counters to the Cabal, so let's get to business"

Notes:

More people join the war room, including Rhea(who really wants to kill belos for trauma reasons), Whitebeard and the shadow ops

Chapter 195

Summary:

Villianous interlude no ????

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Belos smiled as he looked at the door.

 

"Soon my long hunt will be over" he thought. It was a shame that it required so much human blood to be spilt as well. However with the multiple worlds coming into play, one must adapt.

 

He continued as he looked over the reinforcements sent to him. 

 

"So excited to be here, Such a chore" Twice said as he talked to Dabi.

 

"I feel the same way" Dabi responded.

 

Another voice cut in. "Which response did you feel the same way about" 

 

"Take a guess Kronya" Dabi responded.

 

Kronya nodded as she began thinking.

 

Nearby Tyrian cleaned his blades. He was sitting beside the Oni.

 

"I can't wait for bloodshed" Tyrian said

 

"Indeed, the weaker bloodlines will be culled" the Oni mused. Other killers had opted to join including The Trapper, The Trickster and The Knight. Each inspecting some new weapons to use.

 

Nearby the last pair of killers sat in cages. Shackled by magical energy.

 

Beside them were more creatures.

 

"I'm surprised how well the blight serum worked on those things" Dabi said looking at the grimm in cages. He watched as a tail shot out near him, stopping only at the flame. 

 

"Oh looks like that alien likes you, it wants you dead" Twice said.

 

Dabi shrugged leaving the monster alone.

 

Belos looked down on the 'allies' he had.

 

'Soon they shall face judgement, for now however they'll make a nice distraction in the fight'

Notes:

Ah war is coming and there will be bloodshed.

Chapter 196

Summary:

Average day in the chat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: So how's everyone doing

 

Luz: Fine despite the fact we may have to fight soon

 

Deku: Oh yeah bad question

 

Jaune: I'm currently feeling a bit down

 

Deku: Why so

 

Chai: Y

 

Claude: The two valid responses to that statement everybody

 

Jaune: I can't seem to figure out what my semblance is 

 

Ruby: Semblances can be tricky to figure out, plus you've only had aura for under a year

 

Jaune: But others have figured it out with less time

 

Dwight: I think that's exceptions, not the rule

 

Link: Y'all I finally know where the master sword is

 

Dwight: That's great Link

 

Ren: Yo congrats

 

Link: Yeah now I just have to track the dragon

 

Link: Which may take a bit

 

Ren: Oh damn

 

Link: Gonna try and track it before the assault on the day of unity

 

Luz: Don't feel pressured

 

Luz: Btw we informed some people on the isles of the whole genocide plans of Belos

 

Luz: Mainly Hexside

 

Ren: Imagine school being a good place

 

Claude: Idk our school is cool

 

Jaune: Same

 

Claude: Counterpoint they sent you off a cliff without aura

 

Jaune: I did lie tho

 

Deku: Still think that's a red flag

 

Chai: What's wrong with being sent off a cliff

 

Jaune: I see your point

 

Chai: I feel attacked

 

Ren: So average day in the chat then

 

Chai: :(

 

Dwight: Children behave

 

Chai: Listen to your dad

 

Dwight: I also meant you 

 

Chai :( :(

 

Luz: Oh no the double frown

Notes:

It's St Patricks day and that means I'm off today. I may stream some video gaymes on the fic's discord

Also Will Link get the sword before the day

Mayhaps

Chapter 197

Summary:

The day before

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku: So a day away from the day of unity

 

Jaune: We'll win

 

Claude: Nice to see some optimism 

 

Luz: Nah we will, I hope at least

 

Amity: BTW Bump is ordering a lockdown of the school for the day

 

Claude: Is that good or bad

 

Ren:^

 

Amity: Good since most students will be out of reach from any attempts at getting coven sigils

 

Dwight: Good 

 

Link: Okay so I don't think imma get the sword in time

 

Ren: Damn

 

Link: IKR the sword is op as fuck so it would have been helpful

 

Chai: Don't sweat it Link

 

Luz: Btw do we have a plan yet

 

Ren: All I know is big distraction

 

Ace: Pops is big distracrion

 

Lami: Yeah he's gonna show up, announce Belo's true plans and then we will fight

 

Link: I won't lie a random large man showing up announcing the emperor is evil probably won't get too many people on our side.

 

Ren: Tbh as long as they know what we're here for it doesn't matter

 

Ren: Btw Eda has snagged us a few airships for some of our forces

 

Eda: It wasn't too much trouble, I had a turncoat scout give me info

 

Jaune: Nice

 

Deku: Well everyone should probably get a good nights rest before now

 

Luz: Yeah

 

Chai: Night yall

 

Claude: Seeya 

Notes:

Time for the arc to start, after next chapter

Chapter 198

Summary:

Crikey

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: Something's wrong

 

Ren: Oh shit 

 

Luz: Amity isn't answering my texts

 

Ren: You know if we weren't in the process of trying to stop a genocide I would have made a joke

 

Dwight: Do you know where she may be

 

Luz: Probably in her home.

 

Luz: Me, Gus, Willow and Hunter are going to get her out

 

Jaune: Count us in 

 

Claude: Ain't no way we letting you go in alone.

 

Luz: Cool, I'll send co-ordinates

 

Deku: I'll go too

 

Link: I'm helping with the main assault so i can't

 

Chai: Same

 

Ren: I'll help out, I'm very sneaky

 

 


 

A few minutes later the combined forces of the Phantom thieves, the Hexsquad, Team JNPR  and a few others sat outside the mansion sorting their plans to break in.

 

"So we get Luz to the balcony so she can check Amity's bedroom first. If she's not there then we go in further" Ren said

 

"Sounds like a plan" Claude said

 

They used Willow's plant magic to make a walkway to the bedroom balcony.  Luz climbed in and saw Amity. No one else saw what happened, but they heard the distinct word of 'Crikey'.

 

Suddenly the vines were cut.

 

"Well it seems we have some uninvited guests" a voice said. 

 

They turned to see Amity's mother, Odalia.

 

"Abomatons, seize these miscreants"

 

 

Notes:

Hands up who among the owl house fans want to see Odalia get her ass beat.

Chapter 199

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude let loose an arrow hitting the metallic portion of the Abomitons.

 

"These things seriously suck" Claude said as he dodged an attack from another. The mansion grounds had become a battlefield. 

 

Izuku kicked one himself. The goo splatting against the floor. It quickly reformed.

 

"You know your assisting someone who wants to commit genocide" Ren said as he destroyed another with curse energy.

 

Odalia just checked her nails. 

 

"You knew?" Amity said scowling.

 

"Of course, I made a deal, It's what we Blights do" she said. She grabbed her necklace summoning a spirit. Before she could attack however the nearby Abomitons shut down.

 

"What?" she said.

 

"ODALIA!" 

 

She turned to see a bruised Alador holding a remote.

 

"Did you really think I'd let you do this." he said "This is too far!"

 

Odalia sighed.

 

"I should have known you wouldn't just sit by"

 

The group closed in on her.

 

"It's over mother" Amity said.

 

Odalia sighed before a portal appeared from below.

 

"Get us out of here" she said.

 

A creature grabbed her as she disappeared.

 

"Should we follow her?" Claude asked

 

Amity shook her head.

 

"She won't be able to help them with dad on our side." 

 

Alador nodded as he went and hugged his daughter.

 

"Well then, let's go-"Claude began but was cut off by a portal appearing below him. More portals appeared under Luz, Ren, Izuku and Jaune swallowing them whole.

 

"NO!" Amity cried out.

 


Luz hit the floor with a thud. 

 

"Ow" Jaune said

 

They got up as a man stood at the other side of a stone bridge.

 

"It's good to finally meet properly again" he said turning around.

 

"No" Luz muttered.

 

"Who are you!" Claude demanded.

 

"Some call me Belos, but please feel free to call me by my real name."

 

He grinned.

 

"Phillip"

 

Notes:

Okay I'm sorry for Odalia not getting her ass beat(this chapter), however I have plans for it to happen soon.

Also Luz finally finds out it's Phillip, the first human to be on the isles. Later than canon in this case.

Chapter 200

Summary:

Two battles

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Is a name supposed to intimidate us." Ren said as he pointed his gun.

 

"No" Phillip responded. "However I must thank your friend there for helping me."

 

"Save the bad guy monologue" Claude said as he shot an arrow. Phillip used his staff to stop it mid air.

 

"I believe we're getting ahead of ourselves" Philip responded as he snapped his fingers,

 

A monstrous roar echoed from the ceiling. A beast dropped down from the ceiling, surrounded by dark magic it roared again opening it's maw.

 

"Holy fuck that thing is ugly" Claude said as he let loose an arrow. The beast's hide meant the arrow harmlessly hit off the side. It lunged at Claude as Jaune stepped in to shield him. The monster's strength crushing him behind his shield.

 

"Arsene" Ren cried as he blasted the monster with curse energy. The monster seemed undeterred.

 

"SMASH!" Izuku cried as he launched his own attack sending the monster flying across the room. It got up nearly immediately running towards the group. All the while Philip looked at the sky.

 

 

 


 

 

The coven heads were gathered at the site for the day of unity. Darius sat there as the disguised Chai walked out. He was quiet as they made their way to the podium. The first thing Darius noticed was the change of locations.

 

"They changed the layout last second" Adrian admitted. As the disguised Chai took his place beside him. He stood in the circle designated. As the moon edged closer to blocking out the sun, vines erupted from the ground ensnaring Chai.

 

"Let's see who's behind this facade" Adrian said as he dispelled the illusion. Chai grinned as he was revealed.

 

The isles shook.

 

Everyone's eyes went to the distance where a man stood.

 

"GURARARARARA" Whitebeard laughed.

 

Darius and Eberwolf both started attacking the rest of the coven heads. Chai himself broke out of the vines and assembled his guitar.

 

"Let's rock this pop stand"

 

 

Notes:

F for Claude, he has to face a monster who has been shown to be very resistant to attacks. Demogorgon doesn't play around.

Also Chai couldn't help making that joke

Chapter 201

Summary:

Streets of blood

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

An airship barrelled through the sky. 

 

"Can this thing go any faster!" Amity asked.

 

"Unfortunately no" her father responded. They were heading for the skull of the titan.

 

Suddenly a blue flare erupted on the horizon.

 

"What the hell was that" Futaba said.

 

 


 

"Guess it's time to light the signal" Dabi said as he walked up to the platform. He shot a burst of fire into the air. Suddenly portals started appearing all over the town of Bonesborough.  Grimm poured out of the portals, infected with blight serum. The streets descended into chaos, some citizens tried fighting only to be quickly overwhelmed by the savage beasts. Others hid and prayed to the titan. 

 

It didn't take long for the heroes to start attacking back.

 

Link ran through the streets slicing through the creatures of grimm. 

 

"Watch out to your left" Dwight said over comms.

 

Link blocked an attack from a spear like tail. The black beast hissed at it. Link quickly sliced at the beast, it landed however his currently weapon was melted by the acidic blood. The creature tried pouncing on him. Link blocked the attack being pushed back a bit. He dodged another tail attack from a different person this time.  He turned to see Tyrian grinning manically.

 

Then a roar trembled through the isles. 

 

Link smiled as he saw a dragon soar above. 

 

Meanwhile Dabi was walking away after lighting the signal when someone landed in front of him. He chuckled.

 

"Gol D Ace" Dabi taunted.

 

"It's Portgas asshole" Ace countered.

 

"Ah, your like me you hate your sperm donor" Dabi chuckled. 

 

"Enough talk" Ace said as he sent a wave of fire. Dabi shot his own back.

 

Smoke filled the air.

Notes:

RHEA HAS ENTERED THE FIGHT, I REPEAT RHEA HAS ENTERED THE FIGHT

Also yeah the villains are causing bloodshed everywhere to divert the efforts of the heroes. Plus Link has to face two tailed threats.

Chapter 202

Summary:

More battles and booze

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Near the location of ritual, the battle raged on. Chai dodged and weaved through vines.

 

"Is that all you got" he teased.

 

The plant coven head snarled as she sent more vines. Chai swung his guitar only to meet more steel. He looked up to see an oni mask.

 

"Let us fight" the man said

 

Chai smirked. "Alright" 

 

Chai dodged an attack from the Oni's Kanabo as he smacked his guitar into his head. The Oni growled as he skidded backwards. A coven scout tried assisting the Oni however he merely cut his arm off absorbing the blood and screaming.

 

"Oh shit" Chai said.


 

Elsewhere the emperor's coven had started fighting with the allied forces. Many scouts tried rushing a dragon who simply batted them away. In the chaos Dimitri was fighting off multiple scouts when he saw a sword in the corner of his eye.

 

"You" he snarled looking at the armoured knight.

 

"We meet again" The knight said as he summoned his carnifex to assist him.

 

Dimitri shouted as he charged the man, quickly dispatching his guard. However Dimitri felt a pain in his leg. He looked down to see a bear trap snapped around his foot.

 

"Such an idiotic boy" the Knight taunted. Dimitri threw his lance at the Knight only for him to catch it. He walked up to him. "So long child"

 

He swung his sword 

 

Another clash of metal was heard as Edelgard stood with a shield. 

 

"You won't kill him" she said. 

 

The Knight simply grinned under his mask.

 


 

Evan watched as the battle unfolded. He couldn't care less for what the entity wanted him to do. He set his traps and walked into a house to possibly get a drink. He heard a clatter from the kitchen. He saw a boy frozen in fear. Evan internally sighed as he walked up and pushed the boy out of the way. He grabbed the closest thing that looked like booze and walked outside. 

 

"What a shitshow" he muttered as he watched the chaos.

Notes:

So Chai is fighting the Oni. The Knight has his rematch.

Trapper says fuck that and drinks some booze.(because fuck if he's gonna help the entity when he has no reason to)

Chapter 203

Summary:

More chaos

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

In the city the battle raged on more. Hordes of blighted grimm ran rampant.

 

"Eat shit" Bakugo shouted as he blew one up.

 

"Nice one Bakugo" Kirishima said as he smashed one himself. 

 

Bakugo smirked like a maniac. A knife flew past his face.

 

"Oh, that was an impressive dodge" a voice said as he stepped from the shadows. The man was wearing a gaudy yellow coat with no shirt underneath. "Let's put on a show.

 

Bakugo grinned as his opponent unleashed a flurry of knives. He easily deflected it with his explosions.

 


"So, what should we do now" Kronya asked as she looked at the chaos.

 

"Let's rob this place dry, Give em some love" Twice said

 

Kronya nodded as they walked through the emperor's castle. A man came from a side door only to get slashed by Kronya's knife.

 


"Nearly there" Alador said as the airship came close to the skull.

 

Everyone got ready to jump off as soon as they landed, however the airship began hurtling downwards.

 

"What happened?" Amity asked.

 

A unholy screech was heard. They looked up to see what could only be described as a nightmare. A crow like being dripping orange pus and exuding black smoke.

 

"Aww what the fuck is that!" Ryuji shouted

Notes:

Sorry if these last few chapters have been kinda short, this arc particularly has gone over so much reworks it's making me see belos in my dreams.

Also the abomination in question is a nevermore infused with blight serum.

Chapter 204

Summary:

the battle continues

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

FWOOSH

 

"Quite impressive Portgas D Ace" Dabi said as he dodged another pillar of fire. Dabi retaliated with his own fire as the pillars clashed.

 

"Enough talking you reject scarecrow" Ace said as he sent a barrage of flame bullets at Dabi. The villain stumbled back before falling off a ledge. Dabi was gone.

 

"I took care of Dabi" Ace said on his comms. Not noticing the sludge that dripped from the cliff edge.

 


Edelgard scowled as she blocked attack after attack from the Knight. The opponent gave her no opportunity to attack using his ghostly summons.

 

"How pathetic" The Knight taunted.

 

Dimitri struggled to free himself from the bear trap. However the oiled gears made it difficult to handle. 

 

The Knight swung his sword. Purposely missing Edelgard and going right for Dimitri. Edelgard quickly tried to correct her mistake by throwing herself into the Knight. They crashed to the ground as Edelgard tried using her shield to disarm the man. However one of his ghostly summons appeared breaking through her last bit of aura and burning her. The knight tossed her to the side as she struggled on one leg. Her left eye burnt from the attack.

 

"Any last words" He said as he pointed his sword at her.

 

Edelgard glared at him. She threw a dagger that landed right in the slit in his helmet. He cried in pain as he felt a lance tear through his back. 

 

Dimitri fell beside Edelgard.

 

"You got good use out of the knife I gave you" he said

 

Edelgard sighed. "That's your response"

 

Dimitri laughed "I suppose it's a silly response"

 


 

The battle against the demogorgon continued as the beast rapidly attacked everyone around him. Belos looked the sky and saw the moon was nearly here.

 

"Only a few more moments" he said absently dodging an arrow. He sent a bolt at the group hitting Jaune.

 

Claude hardened his glare as he retaliated with an arrow. It went through Belos.

 

"What?" Claude said as he noticed the whiff. 

 

"WATCH OUT!" Izuku shouted as Claude was attacked from the side by the Demogorgon. However last second he was pushed out of the way of the attack. The creature turned focus to Luz who dodged leaving it to fall from the stone bridge. However as it did it grabbed her leg.

 

"LUZ!" Everyone shouted as she fell into the inky void below.

Notes:

I'm sorry

Chapter 205

Summary:

Chai almost dies for the 100th time

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link stood over the corpse of the xenomorph. Acid burned weapons strewn about.

 

'So much wasted' Link thought as he sheathed his final sword. He continued running down the streets to the source of the draining spell.

 


Chai was getting exhausted. The Oni was a tough opponent, his blood absorbing made him hard to kill.

 

"I will cull the weak!" The Oni shouted in rage.  Chai narrowly dodged the attack and hit him in the knee. It did nothing as his opponent grabbed his hand. 

 

"Fuck" Chai sputtered as his metal hand was crushed.

 

The monster stood above him.

 

"Any last words?!" 

 

Chai looked up grinning 

 

"Drop the beat" he said as the Oni looked up to see red swords coming down. He hadn't a chance as he was beheaded.

 

"Did you really just say that" Hawks said smiling

 

"You know you love me" Chai responded as he looked at his destroyed arm.

 


 

Luz groaned as she stood up. The area was dark around her. Using her paper glyphs she summoned a light spell illuminating the area. 

 

"Oh" she muttered horrified as she resisted the urge to throw up. In the chasm was the corpses of every prior golden guard. She saw the demogorgon nearby hunting. She held her breath as she used the invisibility glyph. She walked a distance when she heard a voice.

 

"Watcha doing" 

 

Luz turned to see a shadowy figure on the wall. She held her breathe as the figure looked at her.

 

"Oh are you playing hide and seek with that guy" the figure said. "I wish I could play but that big meanie Belos was a fibber"

 

Luz noticed as the Demogorgon jumped at the shadow being, hitting nothing as it moved along the wall.

 

Luz dropped the invisibility behind a safe place and whispered.

 

"No, well I'm hiding but it isn't a game. Belos is using the draining spell to try and kill everyone on the isles. I think we've stopped it from happening" Luz admitted.

 

The figure laughed

 

"Serves that meanie right. Hey do you want to play a game, it's been so long since I've been able to play anything" 

 

Luz smiled. "Maybe after Belo's is dealt with"

 

"I can help" the figure said. "I just need a titan to free me"

 

"Well I'll come back for you!" Luz said

 

She saw the shadow figure appear in front of her.

 

"You promise" 

 

Luz smiled

 

"I promise" 

Notes:

Yeah no way Luz was decommissoned by that fall. Plus collector! My favourite god like child, they need hugs

Next chapter may be in a week's time as I have my sister back for a week and I'm spending time with her.

Chapter 206

Summary:

Airship down

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The airship team wasn't faring any better than the others. Amity watched as more knife like feathers hit the airship, exploding in pus.

 

"Take this" Ryuji said as he shot a pustula on the bird causing it to writhe in agony.

 

"We can't take much more damage or the ship will crash!!" Alador shouted.

 

"Then let's take it down!" Hunter said.

 

"Agreed" Yusuke and Haru said as they littered the bird with explosions and ice. The beast plummeted from the sky but not before shooting some more explosive feathers that burst the airship's balloon. 

 

"Oh come on!" Ryuji said as the ship plummeted


 

Ren unloaded another clip as Belos merely shielded himself.

 

"It is a shame a human had to die here" Belos admitted as he looked to the opening portal.

 

"SHUT UP!" Jaune said rushing the man down. He made it to the shield and raised his own, attempting to break it with force.  It didn't budge.

 

"Pathetic" Belos said as he began to approach the portal.

 

"SMASH!!" Izuku shouted shattering the barrier and landing a hit on Belos. His fist going right through his stomach. Izuku noticed the dripping green ooze. He looked up to see Belo's face contort into a monstrous visage. He was tossed away by the monster.

 

"Now" Belos said in the sludge like form. "You've made me mad"


 

Bakugo groaned as he pulled out the knife in his shoulder. The charred body of the killer vanished into fog.

 

"I expected something more challenging" Bakugo snarled.

 

Notes:

Again sorry for the short chapters, I've been dealing with family being round and haven't had much time to write.

Chapter 207

Summary:

U NO

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren dodged another wave of sludge.

 

"Insolent children!" Belos said as he used his form to send a elongated swipe.

 

"Yeah children suck, but crusty old assholes suck just as much" Claude said as he let loose an arrow, it hit Belos in the eye. "Ren your up!"

 

Ren smiled as he summoned Arsene. 

 

"Ravage thou"

 

The cursed energy enveloped Belos. As he recovered he saw Izuku rush at him. He tried swiping at him but Jaune leapt in to shield a hit.

 

"SMASH!"

 

Belos was sent flying backwards into the wall. His body twisted and contorted as he reformed.

 

"That all you children got?" he snarled.

 

"Hey meanie" a voice called out.

 

Everyone turned to see Luz holding a tablet.

 

Belos laughed

 

"So you think the Collector can save you, only a titan can free him"

 

Luz smirked.

 

"Then thanks for the tip!" she said. She took out a vial and smashed it against the tablet. Glyphs surrounded it. Out came out the Collector.

 

"Oh no" Belos said.

 

"Hey meanie" the Collector said before appearing before him and flicking him into a wall at mach 10.

 

"What the" Jaune began.

 

"I can't believe I'm finally free!" the Collector shouted before turning to the group. "Want to play a game?"

 

Everyone was shocked at the power but Ren stepped forward.

 

"You ever hear of Uno?"

Notes:

REN WHAT DID YOU DO

Chapter 208

Summary:

Reunions and Fractures

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Collector stared at the group curiously.

 

"What is Uno?" they asked.

 

Ren was about to explain when Claude stopped him.

 

"Sorry but I can't help but see the portal there is still open" Claude said

 

The Collector looked at the portal to the human world.

 

"Should I close it?" The Collector asked.

 

"No but maybe someone should go and get co-ordinates" Claude said as he elbowed Luz.

 

"Oh right" she said as she ran into the portal.

 

As she did so the door behind them opened.

 

"We've come to... Oh shoot did you already get his ass" Ryuji said as he walked in.

 

Ren gave his friend a thumbs up.

 

"Where's Luz?" Amity asked

 

Jaune pointed to the portal, Amity didn't wait as she jumped through following.

 

"Can we play Uno now?" The Collector asked. "I'm starting to get bored"

 

"I don't think anyone has Uno cards so we may need to fetch some" Izuku admitted.

 

Ren simply flicked an Uno card at him. Everyone looked at Ren.

 

"Dude do you keep Uno in your pocket" Jaune asked

 

Ren smirked as they started playing.

 


 

Luz ran through the rain when she heard a voice.

 

"LUZ" Amity shouted.

 

"SWEET POTATO!" she shouted back as she stopped.

 

Luz stood in the rain as Amity grabbed her hand.

 

"Please don't run off like that" she said

 

Luz smiled hugging her.

 

"I'm sorry, I just want to see my Mami again" Luz admitted.

 

Amity nodded as they both walked to Luz's house. She rung the doorbell.

 

Her mother looked at her with tears in her eyes.

 

"I'm home" Luz said.

 

They hugged for a good while before a portal opened.

 

"Luz!" Peppermint shouted from the portal. You were starting to worr- oh shit I interrupted your reunion."

 

The mother and daughter laughed at that.


Belo's slithered away as sludge

 

"Damn kids" he said as he reformed his body. A portal opened as Shigiraki stepped out.

 

"I knew you were weak but this is pathetic" he said crouching down to the remains of Belos.

 

"Help me you fool" Belos snarled.

 

"Your more of a liability now" Shigiraki said before walking away. "Now to proceed with the plan."

 

Belos watched as Shigiraki stepped through the portal.

 

"You cannot do this" Belos snarled as he disappeared.

 

Soon he was alone.

 

Belos felt disgust his plans were ruined by some children, betrayed by those heathens.

 

"Belos" a voice called out

 

He looked to see a white angel descend from above.

 

"Let me save you"

 

Belos felt tears in his eyes.

 

"God" he said as he knelt.

 

The figure embraced him and took his hand. He guided Belos to a portal. Belos stepped through as the figure lingered for a few moments.

 

"I won't let you win brother" the angel said as it's true form shimmered for a second. Yalbadoth grinned manically  

 

 

Notes:

I wonder what the Cabal's plans are now that Belos has been ditched.

Chapter Text

Luz: So is there any laws about interdimensional adoption yet

 

Ren: What the heck kinda question is that?

 

Luz: It's for my Mami, I'm pretty sure she wants to adopt Vee

 

Ren: Who

 

Luz: Wait

 

Claude: Yeah who's Vee

 

Luz: Did I not mention the basilisk that pretended to be me in the human world

 

Deku: There is no law yet despite this happening multiple times now

 

Claude: Wait I know Hunter got pseudo adopted by Hawks but was there another.

 

Ace: Right now I'm pretty sure Pops wants to adopt the god child

 

Lami: I'm 100% sure

 

Dwight: Maybe we should make a law solely due to the frequency

 

Link: Laws are for actual crime tho

 

Dwight: Not always 

 

Link: Well those are the ones I listen too

 

Ace: Wait you guys listen to the law

 

Chai: Yeah and you can't talk Ace your gubberment sucks

 

Peppermint: Chai 

 

Chai: That mispell was on purpose 

 

Jaune: Can I Point out that you misspelled misspell 

 

Chai: Why is there two S's

 

Ren: I love this chat as we literally saved a realm and now were arguing about grammar.

 

Claude: Average moment here 

 

Claude: Btw did anyone collect the goop that was Belos

 

Ren: I don't think so

 

Ren: In all fairness that man was splattered across the wall.

 

Dwight: Wait what

 

Ren: He turned into a sludge monster and the Collector threw him at the wall at mach 10 or something

 

Ren: With a single finger

 

Link: Based

 

Luz: I won't lie I can't wait to sleep in my old bed for a night.

 

Chai: Wait where is your sister gonna sleep

 

Luz: I have a bunk bed

 

Ren: Absolutely based

 

Deku: I agree honestly

Chapter 210

Summary:

A sister joins

Notes:

Tbh I see Vee as the type to be nervous in person but when she's online a total gremlin

Also Sabo randomly dropping in cus revolution was mentioned

Chapter Text

Luz: Everyone

 

Ren: Yes

 

Claude: I'm here

 

jaune: Same

 

Dwight: Paperwork is killing me rn

 

Deku: Paperwork is important tho

 

Dwight: True

 

Link: Sup nerds

 

Chai :Sup nerds

 

Link: Jynx you owe me a drink

 

Chai: Nooooo

 

Lami: I am also here

 

Luz has added Vee Noceda to the chat

 

Vee Noceda has changed their name to Vee

 

Vee: Hi

 

Ren: Heyo

 

Link: I'm trying to think of something funny to say to introduce myself

 

Deku: Hey Vee

 

Vee: So I may have heard there is a little chaos in here.

 

Luz: Yes

 

Ren: Yes

 

Claude: One of us

 

Ren: One of us

 

Jaune: One of us?

 

Ren: You count my dude

 

Jaune: ^_^

 

Lami: One of us

 

Vee: BTW how is the interdimensional adoption laws

 

Ren: We're working on that but let's be real no law is gonna screw you over

 

Claude: If it does I will start a revolution 

 

Deku: I may be inclined to join

 

Chai: Heck yea

 

Chai: Wait did Peppermint put a swear filter on me

 

Ace: Hell

 

Ace: Yeah seems like it 

 

Ace: Also since revolutions was mentioned

 

Ace has added Sabo to the chat

 

Sabo: Did someone say revolution 

 

Claude: Ye

 

Luffy: Hey new person do you poop

 

Sabo: Luffy

 

Ace: Luffy

 

Vee: Yes, weird question tho

 

Ace: Ignore him as he is stupid

 

Luffy: Yeah

 

Dwight: Oh cool we got the trio of brothers

 

Luffy: Yeah, Hey Luz you should get some sake cups to exchange with your sister

 

Luz: I'm not one for drinking sorry

 

Link: Is that a custom in your world

 

Luffy: Yea

 

Vee: Does tequila work?

 

Luz: Vee no

 

Vee: VEE YES!

 

 

Chapter 211

Summary:

Name decisions

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Everyone may I have your attention

 

Lami: @everyone

 

Deku: What's up

 

Ace: yo

 

Chai: Hey

 

Peppermint:Present

 

Luz: Here

 

Link: Gimme a sec

 

Claude: Yo

 

Jaune: Here

 

Funcle Ace: Why did everyone get pinged

 

Ruby: ^

 

Dwight: We have an important mission

 

Pyrrha :Hello again

 

Amity: How important

 

Luffy: MEAT

 

Korisca: Been a while since I've been on 

 

Sidon: I as well 

 

Ren: I think we may have made a mistake pinging everyone

 

Lami: We need a name for our group 

 

Uravity: Hi oo

 

Amity: Oh

 

Deku: Hmm

 

Dynamight: Lame, Imma dip

 

Jaune: Maybe we could do something similar to beacon team names

 

Ren: The amount of letters tho

 

Lami: An acronym could work tho

 

Claude: Oh I got one

 

Claude: S.C.O.V.B

 

Lami: What does it stand for 

 

Claude: Society consisting of verified badasses  

 

Lami: No

 

Link: I won't lie my only idea was the illumnati 

 

Deku: How do you know that name

 

Link: Memes

 

Deku: Fair

 

Chai: What about Chai's Universal Band

 

Peppermint: Ah yes because your clearly the leader

 

Luz: What about The Order of heroes

 

Claude: Damn that sounds good

 

Ace: But that implies we have order

 

Ren: Fair

 

Ren: My only one was the Deck of cards but it's a stretch.

 

Dwight: Maybe we should come back to it

 

Dwight: I gotta go visit Gabriel 

 

Link: Which one is that again

 

Dwight: Gabriel Soma, the future like engineer clone guy

 

Lami:!!!!

 

Lami: I have a name

 

Luz: O

 

Lami: S.O.M.A, Society Of Multiversal Admins

 

Ren: I still think the deck of cards is a cool idea

 

Chai:^

 

Lami: My tech so your votes get vetoed

Notes:

So fun fact, I didn't make the name SOMA. My fellow author and reader of this fic Radiant did with their rippleverse spinoffs

Update: I mixed up people it's actually Pyro who cams up with SOMA whoops

Chapter Text

Link: Goob morning everyone

 

Link: Guess who has acquired the master sword

 

Claude: Shit fr

 

Ren: Nice

 

Link: Time to throw hands with the crusty mummy 

 

Luz: Shouldn't you ask for help

 

Link: Well I gotta get down to him first

 

Link: And do some more prep

 

Link: Just a lil bit tho

 

Dwight: Oh that's good news Link

 

Jaune: Oh nice, I'm vibing to music rn

 

Chai: Whatcha listening to

 

Jaune: ABBA

 

Ren: Yo extremely based person here

 

Deku: I've never listened to that

 

Luz: They're good

 

Ren: A little cheesey but great band

 

Dwight:^

 

Link: so any other news for everyone

 

Deku: Some training soon

 

Jaune: We have our first year missions soon

 

Jaune: We're gonna go be sherriffs 

 

Ren: Ah my enemies, the law

 

Ren: Also phantom thieving has been put on hold for a bit so I've been enjoying the peace and quiet

 

Ren: Have been grinding mementos

 

Claude: Honestly I've not been doing much myself

 

Chai: I'm having a concert soon

 

Luz: Count me in

 

Ren: Same 

 

Chai: Aww you guys do love me

 

Link: Nah we wanna boo you off stage /j

 

Dwight: Don't bully him

 

Link: Your not my dad, I don't have one

 

Lami: What a time to come on

 

Lami: BTW you said you had no dad in range of Whitebeard, prepared to be adopted

 

Link: Nah I'd win

 

Link: Also how am I in range, I'm in Hyrule

 

Lami: Don't underestimate the power of adoption 

 

Ren: You are being adopted, please don't resist

Chapter 213

Summary:

Good news Bad News

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Y'all I worry for our sanity

 

Link : Why worry

 

Dwight: I stopped long ago, it is a fruitless task

 

Lami: I was gonna announce something but you first Ren

 

Ren: It was mainly a statement after I saw Ryuji say watch this and completely fucking wipeout in mementos

 

Jaune: I won't lie I've been curious as to what mementos looks like

 

Ren: Lemme take a pictue

 

Ren: Wait shit I forgot I can't

 

Lami: I could try develop an app that bypasses it

 

Ren: Yay more pictues

 

Luz: Pictues

 

Ren: Pictues

 

Chai: Pictures

 

Chai: Shit

 

Ren: This is a real I've won but at what cost moment

 

Claude: I'd say it's more a suffering from success 

 

Chai: I can't have a win can I

 

Deku: *pat pat*

 

Lami: Anyways I was gonna announce the laws are getting done

 

Lami: Also I had another thing but im blanking rn

 

Luz: Oh damn, hate it when it happens

 

Lami: Yeah

 

Memelord Meg: How the heck did you forget you got co-ordinates to some survivors og homes

 

Lami: Oh yeah that

 

Dwight: Wait really

 

Deku: That's great

 

Ren: Poggers

 

Claude: Poggers

 

Ren: Ayy 

 

Claude: Ayy

 

Jaune: Is poggers a good response

 

Ren: IDK

 

Link: I prefer based

 

Dwight: I'm mostly excited to try and see my parents again

 

Memelord Meg: I gotcha, btw can I yoink your brother @Lami

 

Lami: Why

 

Memelord Meg: My mom isn't doing the best, your brother has wacky doctor powers

 

Law: I'm here you know

 

Memelord Meg: Since when

 

Lami: I forgot I added you myself

 

Law: I lurk

 

Ozpin: @Dwight I've given you a week's paid leave

 

Dwight: Oh thanks

 

Luz: Today is a great day

 

Link: Le gasp

 

Link: You jinxed us

 

Luz: Oh no

 

Ren: Damn who's getting the bad luck now

 

Link: Me 

 

Ren: ?

 

Link: I hear gunshots from hyrule castle

 

Ren: Couldn't it just be the evil guys people fighting shit

 

Ren: Oh wait

 

Link: Yeah we don't have guns

 

Link: Closest is cannons

 

Ren: Why are you still typing

 

Claude: Get going

 

Lami: Damn and we're not really in a good position to provide backup

 

Chai: I'm tping on you Link

 

Link: wait

 

Deku: Oh no

 

Luz: Rounding up anyone I can

 

Dwight: I'll come too 

 

Ren: No meet your mom

 

Ren: We can handle this

 

Link: Chai tped off the side of my makeshift airship and i had to jump and we're going in the wacky car thing i made ttyl

 

Ren: Damn

 

Ren: That grammar was bad

Notes:

oh god i wonder what's happening at hyrule castle

Chapter 214

Summary:

Descent into Hyrule castle

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link finally touched down at Hyrule castle. The sounds of gunshots fainter within the castle itself.

 

"Let's go Link" Chai said as they ran in. Bodies of Bokoblins littered the floor.

 

The deeper they descended the gunshots got louder. Link clutched the master sword as they went down the ruins. They reached an open room littered with corpses of Link's usual enemies. He even noticed the remains of some of the beasts behind the troubles across hyrule. He saw a Colgera shattered, a Mucktorok deflated and even the Queen Gibdo littered the room.

 

"What the heck destroyed all this" Chai muttered.

 

Link shrugged as they heard a roar coming from a pit nearby. They looked at eachother and nodded as they jumped in.

 

After about 10 seconds of falling they landed in a passageway. Gunshots and roars could be heard from further in. Link and Chai moved slowly through before finding a corner to peek into. Link looked in surprised at what he saw. 

 

Ganondorf wasn't a dried up husk anymore, instead fighting off his attackers in all his glory. The assailants was the most worrying part.

 

"ZEHAHAHAHA" Blackbeard laughed. "You should have taken our deal"

 

"And bow to my lessers" Ganondorf sneered as he dodged a bullet before attacking Blackbeard.

 

Link and Chai looked at eachother and debated on what to do.

 

Link signed to Chai

 

'I think we should let them fight and swoop in afterwards' he signed

 

Chai nodded however they're plan was quickly derailed by a sword that barely missed Chai

 

"FUCK" Chai screamed as he saw a pale man smirking at him.

 

"It seems we have an audience captain" he said

 

Link pulled out the Master Sword and prepared to fight.

Notes:

Sorry for the short chapter however I've been super busy and didn't want to leave yall on a cliffhanger

Chapter 215

Summary:

Ganondorf vs BB pirates vs Link

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link dodged another shot from the sniper of the Blackbeard pirates. He and Chai had been dragged into the fight creating a frantic three way battle. Link narrowly dodged a gloom hand that tried attacking.

 

"Zehahahaha" Blackbeard laughed as he slammed Ganondorf into the ground. "I thought you'd be more of a challenge, I guess our benefactor's gifts are pretty good"

 

Ganondorf thrusted his sword into Blackbeard who narrowly dodged it. Using Blackbeard's shock. the demon king swept his feet and got up.

 

"You really think you of all people can defeat me" Ganondorf sneered. The stone on his forehead glowed as his hair turned blood red. 

 

Blackbeard smiled.

 

Ganondorf pointed his sword at his opponent. Not noticing the dark fog materialising behind him.

 

Link however did, he let loose an arrow as a pre-emptive strike on whatever exited the portal. It landed with a meaty thunk. Ganondorf sent a wave of clones to deal with Blackbeard as he faced his ambusher. However even he flinched at the sight of what came through the portal.

 

"What abomination is this" he said.

 

The beast did not respond, the cries of agony and torment came from everywhere. Ganondorf's vision was covered in darkness. He slashed the beast with his sword, however more flesh and bone reformed it immediately. Ganondorf watched as the beast approached reforming after everyone of his attacks. The beast was upon him when a glowing blade struck it, causing it to writhe in agony. Ganondorf saw Link smugly fend back the beast with the master sword. 

 

"WATCH OUT LINK" Chai shouted from the other side of the room. 

 

Link couldn't turn as he saw one of the Blackbeard pirates about to skewer him. However the blade was blocked by Ganondorf.

 

"Perhaps a truce is in order until these fiends are dealt with" Ganondorf said glaring at Link

 

Link glared back but nodded.

 

After all the enemy of my enemy is an unlikely ally.

Notes:

100,000 words, can y'all believe it

 

Also I always planned for Ganondorf to make a temporary alliance. Dude wants to be the one to plunge the world inro darkness, he wouldn't even think about humoring the Cabal.

He totally still wants to murder Link though, he just has to wait until the Cabal are dealt with

Chapter 216

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link and Ganondorf dodged attack after attack from the Blackbeard pirates, both sides exhausting the other.

 

"Zehahaha" Blackbeard laughed as he slammed his fist into Ganondorf. 

 

Ganondorf groaned from the hit however responded in kind by slicing at Blackbeard causing a gash to form on his chest.

 

"Captain we're being told to retreat" one pirate said.

 

Blackbeard frowned before shrugging.

 

"I guess this is where we part ways" Blackbeard said as he pulled out a small device. He clicked it as explosions rang out from above. The ceiling started collapsing in on them.

 

"Hmph, so cowardly as to set up a retreat" Ganondorf sneered.

 

Blackbeard didn't respond as he had already disappeared. Ganondorf looked to Link and Chai who were trying to open a portal.

 

"Put it to short range dude" Chai said

 

Link glared but nodded as the portal opened showing Hyrule's fields.  They walked through as Ganondorf stood there. Link motioned for him to come with which he did with an eyeroll.

 

He stepped through as they saw the castle collapsing in the distance.

 

"Well that was, eventful" Ganondorf said as he turned to Link.

 

Link gave a thumbs up.

 

"You know I'm going to betray you as soon as our alliance comes to an end"

 

Link nodded as a roar was heard from above.

 

They looked up to see a light dragon above.

 

"Oh crap" Chai said

Notes:

So yeah Ganondorf is being blunt about his intentions. Also Zelda is here

 

Oh crap Zelda is here

Chapter 217

Summary:

Ganondorf starts to regret his choices

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ganondorf looked up at the dragon above him. Seemingly more bothered by Chai screaming beside him. Meanwhile Link was rapidly signing as it looked at them.  Suddenly Rauru appeared beside Link.  

 

“Link, is right, despite his transgressions we must work with Ganondorf.” Rauru explained.  

 

Ganondorf looked over at the ghost.  

 

“Why the fuck are you a ghost” he said  

 

Rauru just glared at him.  

 

The light dragon nodded as Rauru turned to Link  

 

“I could revert Zelda’s form back now, however it will cost you the use of most of the arm’s abilities.”  

 

Link looked thoughtful. Before signing something to Rauru  

 

“That could work” he admitted.  

 

“Question, why is that girl a dragon now?” Ganondorf asked  

 

“It’s a long story” Chai said  

 

“Also who are you”  

 

“I’m Chai”  

 

Link turned to the two of them and signed his plan out.  

 

Ganondorf looked confused whilst Chai nodded.  

 

“You want to collect her” he said smirking.  

 

Link facepalmed. He brought out his phone and typed it.  

 

“Oh you want to use the Collector” Chai said clicking his fingers.  

 

“What was that weird flailing thing” Ganondorf asked.  

 

“It’s sign language” Chai answered  

 

“Why is there a language that you use your hands for, it seems like more effort”  

 

“Well Link is mute”  

 

“What does that mean”  

 

Chai was about to explain when a portal opened up. Ganondorf turned around to face the new threat when he saw a weird looking child and a man in a weird hat.  

 

“Hey you guys needed his help” Ace said as he walked in.  

 

Link nodded and signed to Ace.  

 

“So Link needs you to try and make her normal again” Ace explained.  

 

“Wait is she not normally like this” Collector asked  

 

“Can someone explain this too me” Ganondorf asked  

 

Ace shrugged as he explained further to the Collector who kept nodding along.  

 

“Okay I think I know how to do it” Collector said  

 

“Be careful” Rauru added.  

 

The Collector nodded as star like magic surrounded Zelda’s dragon form.  

 

“Do you think this child can revert this” Ganondorf asks.  

 

Suddenly he clicks his fingers and Zelda’s form returns to normal. The Collector looks at Ganondorf with a smug grin on his face.  

 

“What have I got myself into” Ganondorf muttered.  

Notes:

So since I always planned for this to pan out after the Collector is adopted by the whitebeards, I was like wait Collector may just be powerful enough to revert it.

So now Rauru is sticking around until Link fights Ganondorf again

Also Ganondorf not knowing what mute means is random idea I had

Chapter 218

Summary:

Ganon suffer

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link: I’ve come to make an announcement

 

Link: I did a Claude

 

Claude:????

 

Link has added Ganondorf and Zelda to the chat

 

Link: Behold Zelda Princess of Hyrule

 

Link: and a crusty old man

 

Ganondorf: I think I liked you better when you didn’t talk

 

Zelda: Um hi

 

Claude: Why is this a move by me

 

Chai: Mummy dude is ganondorf

 

Claude: Oh

 

Claude: Well that’s something

 

Ganondorf: Once this threat is dealt with I’m killing Link

 

Luz: Who will share the animal pics then

 

Deku: Ren

 

Ren: I’ll add it to my ever growing list of stuff to do

 

Zelda: So you’ve been helping Link on his journey ,I must thank you all

 

Jaune: wait did we help?

 

Ren:yeah I think Link saved our asses more

 

Dwight: experience I guess

 

Link: Don’t make me get the self respect bat

 

Claude: No my one weakness

 

Ganondorf: Can I leave

 

Claude: No

 

Ren: Think of it as your punishment

 

Ganondorf: For what

 

Zelda: Do you want a list in the form of a timeline or alphabetically

Notes:

Sorry that this is short I'm sick but wanted to try and get it out still

Also haha suffer Ganon

Chapter 219

Summary:

Stones and Progress

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link: Ya know what I still can't figure out

 

Jaune: Waht

 

Ren: Hehe Waht

 

Jaune: Shut

 

Claude: Let me guess, why Blackbeard was there

 

Ace: Fucker is an oppurtunist, probably joined the cabalsack

 

Dwight: Probably tried to recruit Ganondorf

 

Ganondorf: Actually they tried it previously and I said no, this time was to end me

 

Ganondorf: Most likely to obtain the secret stone i had

 

Chai: Not much of a secret then

 

Chai: Badum tss

 

Ganondorf: I want to murder you

 

Chai:noo

 

Luz: Why would they need it tho

 

Ganondorf: Power 

 

Ganondorf: The stones hold great power to it's wielder

 

Deku: So they must have been looking to bolster their strength with it

 

Ganondorf: It's also interesting to note when they asked me to join last time, they clarified I'd be one of the bigger deals within the group

 

Link: Y'all think Belos was a big deal

 

Dwight: We can't know for certain

 

Lami: BTW everyone, I have started doing some funny stuff

 

Lami: Mainly writing rules for anyone else who wants to use my interdimensonal tech

 

Lami: gonna send basic kits across the multiverse 

 

Chai: Is that a good idea

 

Lami: What's the worst that can happen it's going to go up in flames

 

Deku: You jinxed it

 

Lami: I'm immune 

Notes:

My sickness sucks so sorry for lack of chapters recently

Chapter 220

Summary:

Romantical talks

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: So I just saw an adorable if alarming sight

 

Edelgard: I know what this is

 

Deku:?

 

Luz: ?

 

Claude: Death Knight making flower crowns with Flayn

 

Edelgard: You do know he has a name

 

Claude: Wait was Jeritza not an alias

 

Ren: The easiest way to stealth is in plain sight

 

Ren: It's totally why Morgana's thief name is Mona

 

Claude: I thought it was because of that painting in your world

 

Edelgard: Jeritza is a alias but he's not actively using it anymore.

 

Claude: So what's his name

 

Edelgard: You can find out for yourself

 

Edelgard: Don't be lazy

 

Link: YO YO YO

 

Link: I have a gf now

 

Link: Also Claude don't be lazy

 

Claude: Am I the only single person in chat now

 

Dwight: I'm still single technically

 

Zelda: Oh I see Link shared the news

 

Link: ^_^

 

Luz: It's weird Link has lost chaos gremlin vibes 

 

Link: I'm riding the high

 

Chai: Yo congrats dude

 

Chai: Also sad vibes for Claude

 

Claude: You know what screw it I'm gonna ask someone cute out

 

Edelgard: How likely is this to end in failure

 

Deku: 87%

 

Edelgard: Is that right

 

Deku: I don't actually know it's just an estimate

 

Claude: Update I asked Yuri if he liked Jazz and he just stared at me like I shit myself

 

Zelda: That is truly unfortunate

 

Claude: Will I ever find love

 

Ren: Just lock in

 

Ren: Do it

 

Claude: Alright

 

Claude: Wait how does one lock in, in romance terms

 

Ren: Don't do a Lami

 

Lami: I WILL MUTE YOU

Notes:

So I may be taking a week off updating in order to do some planning, as well as catch up with my new job

I may occassionally update another fic I'm working on but that's about it

 

Also this fic is nearing 2 years old at this stage(how time flies)

Chapter 221

Summary:

Normal day in chat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chai:It's now Chai time

 

Luz: Why

 

Chai: Because I'm having tea with Byleth

 

Claude: Oh?

 

Chai: Yeah idk why I felt like teleporting around and your teach invited me to tea

 

Ren: Oh I just got the joke

 

Claude: Oh yeah Chai means tea so Chai basically said tea time

 

Chai: Thankfully yall got it

 

Dwight: You know I have a bad gut feeling

 

Luz: Uh oh

 

Dwight: Yeah I don't know why

 

Link: I'm literally on a date, please don't tell me there is trouble

 

Deku:None here, playing a new game with Jaune at U.A's dorms

 

Jaune: It's pretty good as a fighting game

 

Deku: You say that when your playing the most busted character

 

Jaune: Listen I only played em since they spoke to me

 

Jaune: Plus dude is cool

 

Deku: So hitting people with chairs is cool

 

Kanji: Yes

 

Ren: I love how Kanji just showed up to confirm that

 

Kanji:It was coincidence, I was showing Yosuke the chat to explain the chaos that goes on

 

Ren: I don't buy it

 

Luz: Sus

 

Deku: Sus

 

Jaune:Sus

 

Claude:Sus

 

Link:Sus

 

Chai:Sus

 

Ren: Come on Dwight we need your sus

 

Ren: @Dwight

 

Ozpin: I do believe Mr Fairfield is occupied right now

 

Ren:?

 

Ozpin: I think he has food poisoning 

 

Ren: F

 

Notes:

Again sorry for the short chapters however I'm only getting back into the groove of things

 

Also we're nearly at our 2 year anniversary which is awesome

Chapter 222

Summary:

Branching

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jaune: So Team Rwby left on their mission so Beacon has been quiet

 

Dwight: I can confirm

 

Ruby: You know I'm in here

 

Jaune: ...

 

Ren: Mission failed, we'll get em next time

 

Jaune: Fuck

 

Claude: I am bored

 

Link: You can practice archery with me

 

Claude: My arm hurts so nah

 

Jaune: We could play some games

 

Claude: Still arm hurts

 

Deku: So I've gotten a new internship

 

Claude: Nice

 

Ren: Nice

 

Luz: Congrats

 

Deku: Yeah it's with Endeavour

 

Ren: Oh him

 

Deku: Listen he's trying to be better

 

Ren: I get that but I still don't like him

 

Chai: Hey guess what I'm doing 

 

Ren: Wat

 

Jaune: Guitar practice

 

Chai: I was however, Peppermint wants me to be there for our new comm relay going up

 

Lami: AKA we're expanding our communications to more universes

 

Lami: Teleportation doesn't have that range tho

 

Ren: Wait will it mean we have new people

 

Lami: No, I'm making separate chats to connect them

 

Link: Great

 

Dwight: That sounds pretty good

 

Lami: Yeah we just launched them in one sector, we haven't gotten any response yet

 

Lami: Oh wait we got some chatters, brb gonna give em the rundown

 

Luz: I almost forgot this was an experiment

 

Ren: Fair

 

Claude: Ah that's why my arm hurts

 

Claude: I accidently poisoned it

 

Ren: @Byleth get your student to the medic

 

Byleth: k

Notes:

So just so ya'll know the new sector thing is just setup for other rippleverse projects, that won't come into play for this fic

 

Also we're 11 days away from the fic's two year anniversary and I'm holding fun events in our discord

Chapter 223

Summary:

Claude gets bullied

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: So how is everyone today!

 

Jaune: Tired

 

Luz: Oh darn

 

Jaune: Mainly via training with Pyrrha

 

Claude: Scandalous 

 

Jaune: Shut

 

Luz: Well I'm helping the isles rebuild some of Boneborough 

 

Ren: I'm also doing some helping, 

 

Ren: It's thieving time

 

Claude: How is the metaverse 

 

Ren: It exists currently

 

Ren: With the fake Igor gone I find it's less oppressive 

 

Ren: Helps I no longer have to sit in a jail cell and have a chair when in the velvet room

 

Dwight: Paperwork is piling up with the first year missions

 

Link: Honestly I'm taking a vacation with Zelda across your worlds

 

Zelda ^_^

 

Link: I taught her well

 

Chai: Adorable

 

Chai: But I'm more adorable with my Bf

 

Hawks: Word

 

Ren: We gotta have a date off

 

Dwight: No 

 

Claude: Yeah me and Dwight still need partners

 

Dwight: Honestly I'm not looking still 

 

Claude: Yeah fair

 

Claude: But maybe there is someone out there for me

 

Lami: Probably

 

Deku: Most likely 

 

Deku: BTW Ochaco said we're the best couple

 

Dwight: Oh god this will go into an arguement

 

Ren: It isn't one, it's obviously Luz and Amity

 

Luz: Your not defending yourself

 

Ren: Makoto agrees with me

 

Claude: Is there anyone out there for me

 

Dimitri: No

 

Claude: Agony

 

Claude: Imma go play with poisons now

 

Chai: Mood

 

Link:Mood

 

Deku: I find it worrying playing with poison is a mood

Notes:

Claude the constant state of single pringle

Don't worry I totally have a plan for you :)

Chapter 224

Summary:

Cinema hangout

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Link: So how's everyone's day

 

Claude: Y'all I just went to a cinema for the first time

 

Claude: I got to see a man get shoved into a urinal 

 

Claude: truly peak invention

 

Ren: For reference I took Claude to the cinema to make up for the fact he can't get a date

 

Luz: That's nice

 

Ren: Also I took Makoto with me because she wanted to see the movie

 

Claude: I twas the third wheel

 

Jaune: Nice

 

Makoto: Claude does have to learn manners within a cinema

 

Claude: yeah I shouted during it when something cool happened and got shushed

 

Deku: Oh, you shouldn't do that

 

Dwight: Wait we've watched movies before

 

Dwight: Wait no you said Cinema, scratch that

 

Chai: You won't watch my movie 

 

Peppermint: For good reason

 

Ren: Yeah so I might show Claude Untouchable

 

Claude: I'm looking forward to looking at fake guns 

 

Ren: Is that sarcasm?

 

Luz: I think it is

 

Deku: Suprised no retort from Claude

 

Dwight: Are you guys still grouped up

 

Ren: Nah I had to go to the bathroom

 

Makoto: He went to look at a store, it's what he told me

 

Ren: @Claude dude what's happening

 

Ren: @Claude I will send you shitty memes

 

Makoto: I'll go check

 

Makoto: @Ren Emergency!

 

Ren: Coming

 

Luz: Oh no

 

Jaune: What now!, can't we get some rest

 

Link: Guess not

 

Ren:  somethin IS causing panci

 

Ren: Oh fick what is that

 

Luz: @Lami emergency

 

Lami: Booting up the portal

 

Claude: DO IT

 

Dwight: What's happening

 

Claude: Found a cloaked figure with two swords running and then one of those ugly Nomu things burst from the wall trying to catch em

 

Ren: Fuck it time to lock in

 


As Ren turned into an ally he focused on Arsene, manifesting his thief garbs. Makoto did the same

 

"Showtime" he said

Notes:

Whosmt is this sword wielding figure

Why is there a Nomu

Why didn't I update yesterday

The last one was because of my birthday

Chapter 225

Summary:

Tokyo Emergency pt 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude was having a good day.

 

He'd got to third wheel on a date, allowing him to tease Ren all the while. He got to see a cinema for the first time.

 

Then he saw someone staggering in the street followed by a Nomu chasing after him, the thing was weirdly snarling the whole time. He ducked into a shop hoping the creature would lose sight of him.

 

"What the hell" the shopkeep said as a cigarette dropped from his mouth.

 

Claude didn't have time to explain before the cloaked figure he helped threw up on the floor, it looked unhealthily black.

 

He shot off a quick text to the chat before going to help the figure.

 

"And here I thought third wheeling on Ren's date was gonna be the peak of the day" Claude muttered

 

"Ren?" the shopkeep said

 

Claude nodded.

 

"Ren Amamiya" he said again.

 

"You know him?" Claude asked.

 

"Yeah, he helps around the store, name's Iwai"

 

"Claude" 

 

"Foreigner huh" 

 

Claude chuckled at that statement before going to the cloaked figure. He pulled the cloak back as the sat against the shelves of the store. There he saw a head of purple hair on a face he had to admit was sending signals to his poor bisexual heart.

 

"You alright" Claude asked the girl

 

She looked like she was gonna say something before she threw up again.

 

Just as it did the door opened with no one standing there

 

Claude was about to question it when he heard it.

 

Bing

 

Bong

 


Ren and Makoto jumped from rooftop to rooftop as they chased the Nomu who seemed to be in a mad panic at losing it's target. He noticed it was going straight towards a crowd of people, all listening to a speech by Yoshida.

 

"We gotta stop it" Ren said as he jumped from the building.

 

"I'll hit low, you hit high" Makoto responded

 

Ren nodded as he used his grappling hook to propel him upwards. He landed in front of the beast.

 

"What is that!" a citizen said

 

"It's a monster!" Another said

 

"Everyone please evacuate" A voice Ren could recognise as Yoshida called out.

 

The beast towered over him.

 

Ren smirked as it didn't notice Makoto coming from behind on Johanna. She knocked it over by sliding her persona under it's legs as Ren jumped over and pointed his gun at the Nomu.

 

"Checkmate" he said as he pulled the trigger.

 

Nothing happened

 

"Shit" he said as the Nomu slapped him away 

Notes:

Congrats to Felltrickster for predicting Shez. The reason I even chose this place for it was so I can make y'all think it's Sho.

Guess you could say he's a no Sho this chapter

 

Also poor Ren, Model guns only work in the cognitive world

Chapter 226

Summary:

Tokyo Emergency pt 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude turned to see a monster like being behind him. It's hand on a grisly weapon that resembled a cobbled together axe. Beside it was a bell.

 

Claude grabbed the sword that had fallen from the hooded figure's grasp and squared up.

 

The monster however did not attack, instead opting to hold it's hands up in a surrender like gesture.

 

"Your that Wraith guy I presume" Claude said still holding his weapon.

 

The Wraith nodded.

 

"So are you here to fight?" Claude asked

 

The Wraith shook his head before signing

 

"Helping her escape"

 

Claude raised an eyebrow at that.

 

"Thought the entity only took evil serial killers as it's enforcers" Claude pointed out

 

The creature signed again.

 

"I have sinned, yet I was tricked into servitude"

 

Claude lowered the weapon.

 

"What the hell did that monster tell ya" Iwai said as he rised above the counter.

 

"Something about saving this girl and being tricked" Claude answered.

 

Iwai sighed

 

"That kid is giving me too many grey hairs"

 


Ren groaned as he got up from the ground. He saw Makoto dodging and weaving the Nomu as it swung wildly at her. Then a bolt of lightning struck it from the side.

 

"Look's like you need some help Joker" Ryuji said as he held his hand out to his friend.

 

"For real" Ren said causing Ryuji to chuckle at the joke. "Watch out though, our model weapons don't work on it"

 

Ryuji shrugged as he grabbed a pipe nearby. He walked up to the beast

 

"HEY BIG AND UGLY" he shouted

 

The Nomu turned to him.

 

Ryuji grinned.

 

"Let's take him down, Seiten Taisei" 

Notes:

Bing bong man is here to help

One of the more tragic killers, dude has been dealt shitty hands all his life.

Chapter 227

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: So update on the whole runaway situation

 

Lami: Do I need to send reinforcements

 

Kanji: Probably better not, Mitsuru is going to clean up the Nomu once Ren and co are done dealing with it

 

Akechi: I'm watching the news and somehow that idiot is still standing against the Nomu

 

Kanji: Hey that's my cousin

 

Luz: And our friend

 

Akechi: I meant Ryuji 

 

Chai: Leave that little guy alone

 

Akechi: He's not little wtf are you on about

 

Link:Are we sure Ren doesn't need help

 

Claude: Speaking of needing help

 

Claude: Sorry I had to stop the hooded figure from throwing up more black vomit

 

Dwight: That sounds bad, you should get her to a doctor

 

Claude: Yeah, Y'all okay if I portal in

 

Lami: Want me to get Marco on it

 

Deku: I could check in with Recovery Girl too

 

Jaune: I'm not getting Beacon's nurse

 

Jaune: She scares me

 

Claude: I think I'll hop over to Recovery girl

 

Claude: BTW a killer has defected 

 

Dwight: WHAT

 

Claude: Ikr cool

 

Kanji: Looks like Ren killed that Nomu finally

 

Kanji: I can already see the amount of damage control Mitsuru will have to do

 

Akechi: At this stage hiding personas and this cross world communications will be tricky

 

Dwight: Can I get back to the killer thing

 

Claude: Yeah

 

Dwight: Which one

 

Claude: Wraith

 

Memelord Meg: BING BONG MAN!

 

Memelord Meg: As far as killers go I loved that guy

 

Dwight: Why is he defecting

 

Claude: Says he's been manipulated by the entity, helped this person escape from them 

 

Ren: Finally got to safty

 

Ren: Heh safty

 

Luz: Safty mesures

 

Chai: Safty tpe

 

Deku: I can't think of a funny response

 

Link: Safty uff

Notes:

So if your wondering why this chapter was so delayed it was due to a series of things including the fic's anniversary events on the discord and a lack of sleep yesterday

Im hoping this chapter is alright tho

Chapter 228

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: So apparently the phantom thieves have gained local cryptid status

 

Ryuji: For real

 

Claude: You had that prepared didn't ya 

 

Ryuji: ?

 

Luz: You did prevent the Nomu from rampaging

 

Deku: Yeah that's pretty heroic

 

Jaune: True

 

Dwight: I'm still concerned with all this entity stuff

 

Dwight: It seemed to aide on the experiments of the hooded figure

 

Claude: Speaking of

 

Claude: They looked hot

 

Ren: Do I need the spray bottle

 

Link: No horny

 

Luz: I'm glad my Mami isn't in this chat

 

Chai: Bonk hammer

 

Chai: Btw any news on the hooded figure other than them looking good?

 

Nedzu: Her name is Shez and she seemingly was captured a while ago. I think she's from Fodlan

 

Claude: Oh the weird pasty fucks experimented on her

 

Claude: More so a reason to take em down

 

Edelgard: Agreed

 

Nedzu: There is one more detail

 

Nedzu: She seemingly wants to fight Byleth

 

Nedzu: Quote "My goal is to win against the Ashen Demon and avenge my old friends"

 

Claude: Right hear me out

 

Edelgard: Someone tie Claude up

 

Ren: He's being pretty thirsty

 

Deku: Damn

 

Claude: Y'all can't catch me if I can't be seen

 

Claude: Oh shit Luythewiuhpfaoinev

 

Edelgard: Lysithea hit him with magic

 

Jaune: lol

 

 

Notes:

Claude, Idk if a relationship with someone who hates your teach is a good idea

Then again he's a chaos gremlin

Chapter 229

Summary:

Pizza Laws

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Jaune: God it's quiet with Team RWBY gone 

 

Claude: Where did they go?

 

Jaune: Mountain Glenn

 

Jaune: They're probably clearing out some grimm

 

Luz: I have some good news

 

Luz: I came out to my Mami

 

Claude: Nice

 

Link: I forgot coming out was a thing in your worlds

 

Chai: Why does your world always seem like the best and worst at the same time

 

Link: Idk

 

Dwight: Congratulations Luz

 

Lami: Speaking of familial stuff, somehow my brother has gotten a warlord position 

 

Ren: Oh is he doing some infiltration shenanigans

 

Lami: Kinda

 

Lami: Mainly trying to take down Doflamingo

 

Lami: The tacky pink guy 

 

Deku: Oh yeah didn't Luz accidently spit in his mouth

 

Luz: IT WAS ONE TIME!

 

Ren: Ngl it was great

 

Dwight: Yeah, Also I'm having a weird craving for pizza for lunch

 

Jaune: Oh, there's a good place in Vale that does it by the slice

 

Jaune: Maybe I can show you it to you before we go on our mission

 

Dwight: Sounds good

 

Jaune: Great

 

Claude: Damn I could go for some pizza

 

LInk: Pizza party?

 

Chai: PIZZA PARTY! 

Notes:

Btw yes the pizza gag is inspired by fnaf coming to dbd yesterday. However I will remind y'all I'm not counting any releases past Vecna for sanity sake

Chapter 230

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: Update on the whole person rescued thing

 

Claude: We have gotten her to agree not to kill teach

 

Dwight: That's good

 

Claude: Yeah apparently her saying sorry was enough for Shez(The figure) to accept

 

Ren: Wait why did she want to kill Byleth

 

Claude: Prior company she was apart of was taken out by Teach's 

 

Ren: Tbf that's understandable

 

Claude: Also I will not retract my statement that she is cute

 

Luz: Imma get Le Chancla

 

Jaune: Do it, I don't know what it is but do it

 

Claude: NO

 

Deku: Okay hear me out I have a better way to stop him from simping

 

Ren: I'm listening

 

Deku: I actually told Lami first

 

Lami has added Shez to the chat

 

Lami: Heh

 

Shez: HIMYNAMEISHEZ

 

Shez:WHYTHISMAKINGMYTHINGLOOKCAPITAL

 

Claude:I hate y'all rn

 

Link: MMM suffer

 

Ruby: Is this a bad time to request assistance

 

Jaune: What's up Rubes

 

Ruby: We found a villian base underneath mountain glenn

 

Jaune:....

 

Link: Lol

 

Luz:....

 

Shez:OHCOOLCANIFIGHT

Notes:

Gotta love Shez and her terrible grammar like Claudes when he first got it.

Then again idk if she'll improve as fast

Chapter 231

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ruby looked around the corner as she watched the Cabal conversing. 

 

"We should get going, Let's wait and see" Twice rambled.

 

"Please shut the fuck up" another man said as he inspected his weapon.

 

Ruby ducked back into her hiding spot as she waited for the chat to mobilise. The rest of her team already had said they're moving down with Oobleck. 

 

Ruby tried peaking again only to be met with a warped face.

 

"Have you seen my dog?" the creature said.

 

Ruby screamed as she sliced at the creature, it using it's mangled body to dodge easily. 

 

"What the hell is that, Everything is aokay" Twice said

 

"Looks like Unknown found something" the voice mused as Ruby heard footsteps. Knowing she probably couldn't take them all on, Ruby used her semblance to run to saftey

 


 

Ruby: HELP THEY SPOTTED ME

 

Ruby: RUNNINNG SO THEY CANT CAPTURE ME

 

Weiss: Hold on Ruby we're coming

 

Claude: Shit the deer are just after a lesson, we can't fight

 

Edelgard: I'll help in your stead

 

Claude: Okay showoff

 

Link: Let's go 

 

Chai: We're with you

 

Jaune: Should we hop through twice

 

Ruby: NO THEY WANT TO RAM A TRAIN INTO VALE STAY IF YOU CAN IN CASE WE FAIL

 

Jaune: Alright

 

Dwight: I'll get Beacon ready

 

Luz: I'm grabbing my stuff

 

Ren: Got some of the thieves with me

 

Lami: Ace said he'd drop in too, with extras, idk what that means

 

Claude: Wait Shez is gone

 

Claude: Wtf

 

Ruby: Oh she somehow got here with the eagles

 

Claude: HOW

 

Edelgard: I admit I have no idea how she snuck in with us

Notes:

Shez be gremlin

Chapter 232

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-5 hours earlier-

 

Frank sighed as he stood watching the bombs being loaded onto the train.

 

"Why the fuck is this taking so long" he said clutching his knife. He watched as his allies moved about as well. Twice, a man who the Legion could respect, was still being as animated as ever.  Torchwick was most likely lounging around somewhere. 

 

"Hey Frank, we're back" a voice came from behind.

 

He turned to see his partner in crime walking towards him with an ice cream tub.

 

"Where did you get this shit" Frank said smirking under his mask.

 

"That Neo chick gave it to me, after a long negotiation" Julie said. She looked over the railing around the destroyed city. "Look's like the Unknown is still scurrying about".

 

"I hate that thing" Frank said as he took of his mask. Julie handed him a spoon as they started taking spoonful's of ice cream. "God I missed Ice Cream".

 

Julie hummed in agreement. After swallowing her bite she looked to Frank.

 

"Did you hear Wraith betrayed the Entity" Julie asked.

 

Frank nodded.

 

"Yeah, pretty weird right" Julie tacked on.

 

"If your suggesting we betray it, I think we'll have to wait till it isn't mad about the latest one" Frank said bluntly.

 

Julie sighed as she looked over the edge.

 

'Shit sucks' they both thought.

Notes:

I apologise for the shorter chapter but I really wanted to get this chapter out today despite feeling sick.

Also Legion, On one hand they're pretty nasty, On the other hand I'm very influenced by another DBD fic that I love called In Living Memory. So my personal take is they're bad people but not heartless.

Chapter Text

Ruby shrieked as she dodged another weird goo thing from the Unknown.

 

"Why are you so gross!" she said as she landed another sniper round into it's head. The Unknown recoiled back before it's head snapped back into position.

 

The Unknown didn't respond as it crawled on all fours towards Ruby. However before it could reach her it was skewered by two swords by Shez.

 

"Incoming" another voice shouted as more White fang grunts charged at them. 

 

Ruby then watched as her sister was launched into the crowd taking out a decent portion of the grunts. 

 


Frank dodged a constant barrage of axe attacks from a kid.

 

"Hey stop swinging" he gritted.

 

"Give me a reason" Edelgard said.

 

Frank instead responded by trying his luck stabbing her again, only to be launched back into another person.

 

"This day sucks" he groaned.

 

 


 

Torchwick watched as the white fang was being demolished by the newcomers. 

 

"Neo start the train" he said

 

Neo nodded as the carnage continued. 

 

Torchwick sighed before taking a switch out of his pocket.

 

"Hopefully this buys us enough time."

 


 

The entire underground shook.

 

"What now" Yang said looking around.

 

"I believe that is what caused the tremors" Petra replied pointing in the distance. Two glowing orange eyes opened locking onto the heroes. The demonic beast bloated with blight serum roared.

 

"Shit" Multiple people said.

 

 

Chapter 234

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chaos erupted as the blighted beast charged at the group. It heeded no caution to anything around it.

 

"What the hell is that" Shez said as she slashed at the beast. 

 

"A demonic beast with blight serum I believe" Hubert said as he launched a MIasma at the the monstrosity.

 

The beast roared causing stalactites to fall from the ceiling. The group narrowly dodged being skewered by the rocks.

 

"Farewell Red" Torchwick said as the train started moving.

 

"Someone need to stop that train!" Yang shouted

 

"Then your team should go" Edelgard said. "We'll deal with this beast"

 

Yang nodded as Ruby used her semblance to get onto the train.  The other three were about to get on when they heard a noise from behind. They turned around just in time to get slingshotted into the train cars.

 

"What the hell" Yang said

 

"Hey" Ace said as he stood up. "I brought backup"

 

"Shishishishi" Luffy laughed.

Notes:

Another short chapter due to how busy I've been. I wanted to get this out today though

Chapter 235

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Meanwhile in Vale-

 

Atlas's military was blaring warnings.

 

"KEEP INSIDE YOUR HOMES" the speakers shouted.

 

Soldiers and allies from across worlds waited on rooftops, not knowing if the train was to arrive or not.

 

"Let's hope Ruby and co can solve this without us" Jaune said as he looked from binoculars.

 


 

-On the train-

 

Team Rwby were running across the top of the train alongside Luffy 

 

"What are we doing?" Luffy asked absentmindedly.

 

"Trying to stop the train so Grimm can't flood Vale" Ruby responded as a White Fang member attacked her. 

 

Luffy nodded before slingshotting himself forward. More grunts came out of the train. 

 

"if I can get to the front then I can burn the wheels" Ace said as he punched one of the grunts into another one.

 

"Shouldn't we try the carriages?" Weiss suggested.

 

Ruby nodded as she used her semblance to go down to the door to the train car. However as soon as she opened the door she saw them laden with explosives.

 

"The train cars are rigged with explosives" She shouted.

 

"All the more reason to stop it" Yang said. "We'll split up"

 

"Good idea Yang" Ruby said. "You two good with taking the top?"

 

Ace nodded before realising Luffy wasn't listening and had gone ahead.

 


 

-????_

 

Cinder smiled as she entered the room. 


"With Vale under attack and our intel finding this hideaway. Everything is going perfect"

 

She walked down the vault hallways, any sort of security disabled by the entity's fog. Her face landed on the comatose figure. She drew her bow and let the arrow fly.

Notes:

SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY, I was pretty sick these last few days and only recovered yesterday

Also hope yall are having good times

Chapter 236

Summary:

Trainsssssssssssssssssss

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

-Underneath Mountain Glenn-

 

Edelgard grunted as she was thrown back once again by the Blighted beast.

 

"This thing just won't die!" Caspar growled as he embedded his axe into the beast. It took no notice to the attack.

 

"We must find a way" Petra said as she dodged a swipe from the beast.

 

The beast then hurtled towards Lindhardt. Edelgard noticed this and intercepted the attack, sparks of flame recoiling off the shield.

 

"Begone" She cried as she used  the momentum to embed her axe in the beast. At first it did nothing, however shortly after the beast erupted into flames.

 

"Woah" Caspar said as the beast was engulphed.

 

Edelgard watched as the beast turned to ash. leaving only her axe behind.

 

 


 

-On the train-

 

Ruby finally made her way to the front of the train where Torchwick was.

 

"Persistant as ever Red" he snarled taking a drag of his cigar. The cigar however burst into flames courtesy of Ace.

 

"Give it up Torchwick" Ruby said unfurling Crescent Rose.

 

"It's cute how you think your still in control of this entire scenario" he sighed. "Your messing with players far more powerful than you are"

 

He clicked his fingers but nothing happened at first. Then the train lurched.

 

"What was that?" Ace shouted.

 

Torchwick smiled as the roof of the train car was ripped off.

 

"Time for Red to face the big bad wolf" Roman said. "Deal with this Roquefort"

 

Notes:

Oh yeah the big bad wolf is here

Also god it's so bloody warm rn

Chapter 237

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ruby grimaced as she dodged another attack from Roquefort.

 

"Stay still!" He growled.

 

"Why would I?" Ruby responded as she struck his arm with Crescent Rose. The attack barely damaged the cybernetically enhanced man.

 

"is that all you got?" He taunted.

 

Ruby smiled as she shot something behind him. He looked behind to see a rock that landed straight into his face.

 

"GRAH" he screamed as he was blinded. Ruby went to attack again only for the train to suddenly stop. She used her semblance to protect herself as the train crashed.

 


 

Everyone watching Vale's streets saw as the train burst through the ground.  Weapons were drawn and levelled at the entrance. The first to emerge was Ruby and Weiss, dragging an unconscious Torchwick. Then they were followed by Blake, Yang, Ace and Luffy. 

 

"Get to higher ground" Dwight called from the roof. "Scans are showing incoming grimm."

 

Ruby nodded as they climbed a nearby fire escape. As soon as grimm started pouring out of the tunnel, they were met with a barrage of gunshots and projectiles.  Some grimm dodged the first wave only to be met with swords and fists.

 

Some grimm tried taking to the skies only to be shot down by Ace's fire. Other grimm were hit by stretchy limbs and sword slashes. 

 

The invasion lasted barely a few minutes before being annihilated.  Everyone was cheering as they prevented the plan. Only one person wasn't celebrating. Ozpin grimaced as he finally saw the alert that Amber had flatlined.

 

 

Notes:

Sorry for the short chapter but i've been dealing with some writers block as well as generally being busy with stuff in life

Chapter 238

Summary:

Everyone celebrates another villain attack prevention

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: Noice job everyone

 

Jaune: Yeah great job

 

Link: I barely did anything

 

Chai: Dude you smooshed a bunch of grimm with just a plank of wood

 

Link: Hey I need to challenge myself

 

Deku: I guess that's true

 

Ren: Btw Deku, did I see another quirk unlocked during that fight.

 

Deku: Oh yeah I discovered Black Whip

 

Dwight: Reminds me of old school comics

 

Deku: It's pretty useful for mobility 

 

Luz: Maybe I could use plant glyphs to do something similiar

 

Claude: Speaking of updates

 

Claude: Egg?

 

Luz: Still Egg

 

Claude: damn

 

Deku: Oh yeah Luz's palisman 

 

Chai: Also anyone get the feeling of dread

 

Jaune: Sometimes

 

Chai: I don't know why rn

 

Ren: Please don't be another fight

 

Chai: Oh

 

Chai: Why is Shez here

 

Claude: Wat

 

Chai: She says she got lost

 

Dwight: I have several questions

 

Ace: I wonder if she's as bad as my brother's swordsman

 

Chai: That sounds like a fun competition

 

Ren: What directionally challenged person can win a maze?

 

Lami: Don't give me ideas

Notes:

Blegh I think i may be sick again , worse i have some writing block

Chapter 239

Summary:

BOUNTYS

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Jaune: I can’t wait for the vytal festival next month  

 

Deku: Feels like it’s been a long time coming  

 

Link: Can Jaune solo it  

 

Jaune: No I can’t  

 

Pyrrha: I love him but no he can’t  

 

Jaune: Pyrrha could solo it  

 

Luz: Your honour this isn’t a fair judgement as they smooching  

 

Ren: Heard and dismissed  

 

Claude: Also I started playing those Ace Attorney games like yall suggested  

 

Ren: Oh?  

 

Claude: One word to say  

 

Claude: I am not the clown, I am the entire circus  

 

Ren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY  

 

Deku: Wait isn’t the quote directed at someone else  

 

Chai:  Yo chat whats hopping  

 

Claude: Never say that again  

 

Claude: Also yes Deku but it’s funnier this way  

 

Link: Hehe the funnies  

 

Dwight: So much paperwork   

 

Link: Imagine doing paperwork  

 

Link: I eat rocks  

 

Claude: Based  

 

Ace: Based  

 

Lami: Depends on the rock tbh  

 

Ren: Also I am closing on making the perfect curry  

 

Jaune: Will you share with the class  

 

Ren: Mayhaps  

Lami: Also before I forget, I have a very special announement  

 

Ace: Oh yeah  

 

Jaune:???  

 

Luz: I’m excited  

 

Link: Chaos?  

 

Dwight: NO CHAOS  

 

Link: Chaos?  

 

Deku: No chaos  

 

Link:awww  

 

Lami: THE BOUNTIES FROM THE WAR HAVE BEEN RELEASED  

 

Claude: Oh yeah , Your world has a bounty system  

 

Lami: Cease, My bounty is higher than yours  

 

Claude: Wait what  

 

Ace: Yall have bounties  

 

Link: How high?  

 

Jaune: Why?  

 

Ace: 300.000 for Silent Blade Link  

 

Ace: That’s what they put on your poster  

 

Link: Aww I wanted higher  

 

Ace: For a starting bounty that is extremely high  

 

Ace: The only two who beat you is Lami with 600.000 and All Might who got 555,555  

 

Jaune: Why so many fives  

 

Deku: All Might deserves higher  

 

Dwight: I’m assuming I don’t have a bounty  

 

Lami: You do but they know nothing about you so they’re calling you Specs  

 

Dwight: That hurts much more than it should  

 

Ren: What’s mine  

 

Lami: Phantom Thief 300.000  

 

Ren: Based  

 

Luz: Mine next  

 

Luz: Also can I have a wanted poster  

 

Deku: No Luz don’t ask for the poster  

 

Lami: No let her  

 

Lami: Also your Pirate Witch Luz with a 150,000 bounty  

 

Ace: Chai got a surprisingly high one with 250,000  

 

Ace: Suprising since he didn’t take on an admiral or lockpick beside Sengoku  

 

Chai: Noice, what are they calling me  

 

Ace: I don’t get it but your name is Hi-Fi Chai  

 

Chai: Yo thats sick  

 

Jaune: What about the rest of us  

 

Lami: The rest of y’all got 100,000 bounties  

 

Lami: They’re calling y’all Green Bullet Deku, Pirate Knight Jaune and Arrow of the Wind Claude  

 

Claude: Eh I’m not to hyped on that name  

 

Jaune: Why am I pirate knight  

 

Lami: Idk  

 

Deku:Is it bad I like mine  

 

Lami: One of us  

 

Link: One of us  

 

Ace: One of us  

Notes:

I took a bit of a mental health break if y'all didn't mind, anyways were in the endgame now as they say since we only have a few arcs left

Also my reasoning for giving Luz and Chai higher bounties is due to

Chai: He's super loud and more notable on the battlefield

Luz: Doflamingo pestering to have hers increased

Also the bounties would have been lower if the rescue failed. This also means Luffy's bounty is higher than canon yet not mentioned, Gaining a 600.000 berri bounty

Chapter 240

Summary:

Snippets of another chat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Rodent Overlord: How is everyone doing this morning

 

Aizawa: Suffering due to a lack of coffee

 

Rodent Overlord: I will order more in diligently

 

IM GAY: Will cuddles help Shota

 

IM GAY: Wait who changed my name, also I like it

 

Seteth: Probably Nedzu, I sincerely doubt anyone else is chaotic enough and smart enough to do so

 

Ashen Demon: *Raises hand*

 

Seteth: I know you did not do it Byleth

 

Ashen Demon: No but I know who did it

 

Jokester: Betrayed by my own gf

 

Jokester: Oh what a cruel world

 

Ashen Demon: I was actually going to say Garp 

 

Aizawa: I don't think Garp even knows how to turn off caps lock

 

FIST OF LOVE: YEP I DONT 

 

Ozpin: Well I could send you over some coffee @Aizawa

 

Aizawa: Thank you, maybe I won't decide to expel everyone today

 

Mighty: You keep saying that but you love 1-A

 

Aizawa: Do not test me Yagi

 

BePanDoWitchcraft: So should I threaten students with explusion

 

Mighty: No

 

Aizawa: Yes

 

FISTOFLOVE: YES

 

Ashen Demon: No

 

Adam; No

 

Nedzu: Depends

 

Goodwitch: It's a miracle we still have students at this rate

 

Ozpin: Indeed

 

Goodwitch: You can't say that, you throw kids off cliffs for a starting test

 

FISTOFLOVE: I USED TO DO THAT TO LUFFY

 

Aizawa: I need that coffee pronto

Notes:

Idk why I had the urge to write a snippet of a teacher only chat

I do not regret it

Chapter 241

Summary:

Chaos

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude: I have acquired a date

 

Ren: Oh, so you finally asked Shez out

 

Jaune: That's great

 

Claude: Yup

 

Luz: Happy for you Claude ^_^

 

Link: Where's the date

 

Claude: Just a picnic near the pond

 

Link: Whats the bets she gets lost

 

Claude:....

 

Chai: I am lowkey kinda glad I have been upgraded from the punching bag

 

Deku: I like to think we take turns

 

Ren: I'm too cool to be mocked

 

Claude: Is that a challenge

 

Dwight: Please don't, I'm sick 

 

Deku: I can make soup

 

Jaune: I can make bread for the soup

 

Ren: I can make coffee

 

Claude: Aight so I got some spicy stuff from the phantom thieves

 

Ren: Huh

 

Claude: Did you know that Joker tried to pull off the mask of a performer in a haunted house

 

Ren: NO NONONONNO WAIT WAIT WAIT

 

Claude: Also he once tripped getting onto the train and didn't get up the entire train ride

 

Ren: Alright imma come punch you

 

Claude: Try it 

 

Ren: I know where you are

 

Claude: Doubt

 

Luz: Claude you admitted you were at the pond

 

Claude: Or am I?

 

Lami: Can y'all quiet down I'm trying to work

 

Dwight: mood

 

Chai: But we're texting 

 

Lami: Bold words for someone in muting distance

 

Chai: awwww

 

Link: Lmao

Notes:

Sorry if this chapter wasn't super meaty but damn have I been exhausted from new job schedule

Chapter 242

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: Can we have one normal day

 

Link: What happened

 

Dwight: Somehow the students got into another food fight

 

Link: What's a food fight?

 

Ren: Basically fighting with food

 

Link: Seems wasteful

 

Ren: It is

 

jaune: We we had a food fight once

 

Ruby: You lost tho

 

Jaune: Really? Calling me out like that

 

Claude: I used to have food fights back home

 

Claude: Although once my brother tried killing me with a sword in a loaf 

 

Deku: I think it's great we introduced therapy to Fodlan rn

 

Chai: Therapy is badass

 

Luz: *Guitar riff*

 

Dwight: Either way this time it was Teams CFVY AND SSSN

 

Dwight: I'm watching them clean up

 

Jaune: I think we need to get Dwight a present for putting up with us

 

Dwight: 24 hours of no chaos will do

 

Link: We cannot promise tha

 

Luz: Chaos is drawn to us

 

Ren: Indeedy doo 

 

Jaune: You did not say indeedy doo

 

Deku: That's not even a word

 

Ren: I don't care its funny

 

Chai: Yeah don't be grammar Nazis 

 

Claude: What's a grammar Nazi

 

Deku: I'm out

 

Ren: Seeya 

 

Chai: Claude I do not want to explain that so just look it up

 

Claude: Why do I feel I made a mistake

 

Luz: To summarise it's a history term for some bad people

 

Claude: Ah

 

Claude: My curiosity burns

 

 

-5 hours later-

 

Dimitri: Can anyone tell me why Claude looks traumatised

Notes:

Honestly this chapter was supposed to be silly

 

Idk what happened

Chapter Text

Luz: Quick question, who left me this note

 

Dwight: Vague way to start a scenario

 

Luz: It says "Meet me at the tree"

 

Chai: Ain't there a tree that you and Amity made

 

Luz: Oh yeah

 

Luz: Gonna go check it out

 

Ren:Tbh I was worried it was a vague threat

 

Deku: Same

 

Jaune: Tbf we still dunno who wrote it

 

Claude: Come on

 

Claude: Given that tree it's gotta be Amity

 

Lami: I may have made a mistake

 

Ren: Wassup

 

Lami: I short circuited my equipment trying to get a better range

 

Lami: So portals may be unstable

 

Claude: AIght so don't got through portals

 

Link: About that

 

Claude: You went through a portal

 

Link: Yeah and idk where I am 

 

Ren: Anything notable around you

 

Link: A big ass beating heart

 

Deku: That doesn't sound good

 

Link: Oh someone is coming

 

Link: Nvm it's that guy Darius from the isles

 

Link: I guess I ended up here then

 

Claude: Alright so this is proof we shouldn't portal

 

Dwight: Claude the more you say it the more I feel your gonna portal

 

Claude: I won't

 

Chai: That can't stop me cus I can't read

 

Dwight: I will sternly lecture you

 

Chai: Oh wait suddenly I can read

Chapter 244

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: Update, It was not Amity

 

Chai: I'm considering the lack of panic it wasn't a bad guy

 

Luz: No just Amity's dad doing that dad talk thing

 

Luz: If you break my daughters heart I will break you blah blah blah

 

Dwight: Did he actually say that

 

Luz: No but he was trying to do something like that

 

Luz: It was lowkey kinda awkward

 

Claude: Oh yeah, dad talks are the worst

 

Edelgard: Are we ever going to meet your father

 

Claude: Eh probably not

 

Ren: We should anyways, I need more Claude blackmail

 

Claude: Heh good luck trying to get there 

 

Claude: Plus I still have operation M up my sleeve

 

Ren: HOW 

 

Jaune: What's this 

 

Deku: Operation M sounds cool

 

Ren: I will legit stab you Claude

 

Claude: Just making sure you know the consequences

 

Dwight: I am curious but as the responsible adult of the chat I won't pry

 

Link: Yeah and I'm the fun uncle

 

Chai: No way I'm the fun uncle

 

Jaune: I'd say Link has more uncle energy

 

Funcle Ace: YOU FOOLS, DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME

 

Ace: Ay it's the other Ace

 

Luz: Two more and we have four aces

 

Funcle Ace: Four of a kind 

 

Ace: @Lami Can we search the multiverse for more aces

 

Lami: Not right now

 

Ace: Ok

Notes:

Sorry for the small hiatus, someone close to me passed away so I needed some time

Also Luz was getting 'the talk' by Alastor

Pretty sure he fumbled any intimidation

Chapter 245

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ren: So if I was a worm would y'all still respect me

 

Link: We respect you?

 

Luz: Yes

 

Ren: Thanks Luz

 

Ren: My friendship has ended with Link, Luz is my best friend now

 

Claude: Aww am I not on the list

 

Ren: Not after the blackmail

 

Link: I cri

 

Dwight: I think I made a mistake

 

Link: What's up

 

Dwight: Ash has somehow climbed the business ladder

 

Dwight: I just saw an ad for his store and it was insane

 

Jaune: I saw it too 

 

Jaune: It was high energy at least

 

Chai: I already bought a boomstick

 

Dwight: Wait what

 

Chai: He has a unique hot dog cart beside the store that sells the Boomstick hotdogs

 

Deku: Why are they called boomsticks

 

Dwight: It's Ash so idk

 

Deku: How is the other survivors doing

 

Dwight: Mostly living in peace after the years of torment

 

Memelord Meg: Not me

 

Dwight: Your an exception 

 

Luz: Pretty sure I saw two of them in the Isles

 

Dwight: Probably Sable and Mikaela 

 

Chai: Noice

 

Chai: Pretty sure Gabriel is working with Vandalay now

 

Jaune: By the way @Ren, Wanna come and do an escape room with me 

 

Ren: Sure what could go wrong

 

Link:....

 

Dwight:....

 

Ren: Oh no

 

 


-6 hours later-

 

Jaune: We've been stuck here for two hours and Sun suggested eating me

 

Dwight: You can teleport out

 

Jaune:...

 

Ren: Oh shit yeah

Notes:

Heh I wanted to do a refrence to one of my favourite Rwby Chibi skits

Chapter 246

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Link: I have rock roast, Anyone want some#

 

Deku: I'll pass

 

Ren: Same

 

Chai: Sure I'll try

 

Link: At least someone is adventurous 

 

Dwight: It's more I rather not go to the dentist

 

Luz: Same

 

Claude:^

 

Jaune: Hey didn't someone want rock roast ages ago

 

Link: DId someone

 

Jaune: Could have swore it

 

Dwight: You know we need a search function to find old messages

 

Lami: I'll get on it

 

Claude: I'm totally not gonna use that for mischief 

 

Chai: Yeah it's been 9 months, we gotta show some of the newbies chat lore

 

Deku: True

 

Claude: Genuinely the oldest thing I remember is giving Jaune advice

 

Jaune: Which time lol

 

Claude: First one

 

Luz: I remember Chai got muted on the first day

 

Chai: Oh yeah

 

Link:I wonder who has the most mutes

 

Lami: Overall I think it's Ren or Claude

 

Ren: Yeah that seems about right

 

Deku: Who has the least?

 

Lami: Like with how many people are in this chat rn, the majority

 

Lami: However I think Luz, Izuku, Dwight and Jaune are the only original members with no mutes

 

Link: Wait wouldn't I have the most mutes

 

Lami:?

 

Link: Life muted me

 

Ren: *wheeze*

 

 

Notes:

I'm too proud of myself for that joke

Chapter 247

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Jaune: So Pyrrha may be meeting my parents

 

Chai: Cool

 

Jaune: I am kinda scared tho

 

Chai: Y

 

Luz: Are your parents not cool or something

 

Jaune: No their not shit parents

 

Ren: Thank god, we have enough parental trauma in this chat

 

Dwight: My parents are cool

 

Ren: Yeah but the rest of us

 

Luz: I guess I have some but I dealt with it

 

Ren: I'd say it's more fear of acceptance than trauma

 

Luz: Yeah

 

Jaune: So basically my parents never really approved of me going to beacon and I have a feeling they arranged this dinner to try and get me to come home. I think they had to change that when I mentioned Pyrrha.

 

Claude: Yall didn't ping me for tea

 

Claude: @Link @Lami new tea

 

Lami: Why did you ping me

 

Link: Tea

 

Deku: Why did they not approve?

 

Jaune: They're kinda overprotective 

 

Jaune: Took way to long for my sister to convince them she'd be fine moving for a job

 

Deku: I get that. my mom was like that

 

Link:NGL just tell them no, nu-uh 

 

Chai: That is wisdom

 

Link: No Zelda has more wisdom

 

Link: I just don't have a filter

 

Claude: Yeah cus you can't filter silence.

 

Link: LMAO

 

Luz: CLAUDE!

 

Claude: I'll be here all week

 

Ren: Hey he's stealing my thing

 

Claude: I am the Joker now

 

Dwight:@Jaune just be honest okay

 

Jaune: Yeah I'll try 

Notes:

I am the joker now

Chapter 248

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz:: if we were in a zombie apocalypse who would yall be

 

Chai: The distraction who gets away too much

 

Dwight: Leader I guess

 

Ren: Dead

 

Ren: Deceased

 

Claude: Wait why

 

Ren: Cus I cannot live in a world with no curry

 

Claude: Aight fair

 

Link: I'd bite the zombies

 

Claude: Imagine they turn back into humans

 

Deku: That doesn't seem possible

 

Lami: Yes

 

Jaune: I have a 5 step plan for zombie survival

 

Jaune: Mainly live on an island

 

Link: Fair enough I don't think zombies can swim

 

Lami: What about zombie sharks

 

Link: They can't walk tho

 

Deku: What if the zombies retain some skills of the infected

 

Link: Then we'd be screwed

 

Luz: I think I'd survive

 

Link: Explain

 

Luz: I would just dip into the isles with my Mami

 

Ren: that's cheating, ya can't do that

 

Luz: I make the rules

 

Dwight: She does 

 

Ren: Damn

 

Lami: Suffer

Notes:

Sorry for the short chapter but i've been swamped with stuff recently

Chapter 249

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Luz: So fun fact I just demolished a tree with a fire glyph by accident

 

Ren: What did the tree ever do to you

 

Luz: Nothing, hence accident  

 

Chai: I once exploded a toaster by accident

 

Claude: Okay biggest fails go

 

Ren: I once made toast so bad I was hospitalised 

 

Claude: I have made myself immune to poisons after how many times I accidently poisoned myself

 

Dwight: These feel extreme

 

Dwight: For me one of my biggest fails was not paying attention in one of my trials with the Shape

 

Dwight: The entire realm heard me scream

 

Link: For me it's trying to shield surf an entire mountain without checking the forecast

 

Link: Fried Link

 

Jaune: For me it's probably also my first attempt at shield surfing

 

Deku: My bones

 

Deku:Enough said

 

Lami: Falling for an idiot

 

Ace: But you love me

 

Lami: ^_^

 

Ace: ^_^

 

Link: Your honour they're being cute

 

Chai: Overrulled it's adorable

 

Dwight: Overruled*

 

Chai: Calling me out dad

 

Dwight: Yes 

Notes:

Again sorry for short chapter but I've been lowkey swamped and struggling with writing recently

Chapter 250

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Claude: Do y'all think introducing guns to Fodlan was a mistake

 

Ren: Wait what

 

Deku: How did you get guns in Fodlan

 

Link: Supply me with your dealer

 

Jaune: Two words

 

Jaune: Ruby Rose

 

Claude: Hey don't call out my weapon nerd friend

 

Jaune: I'm more her friend than you are

 

Chai:Fight fight fight

 

Dwight: Please no 

 

Claude: Fine let me pull out my secret weapon

 

Jaune: Is it a gun

 

Claude: No it's Failnaught

 

Claude: WITH A GUN STRAPPED TO IT

 

Luz: E gadz

 

Deku: DId you actually type E gadz

 

Luz: Yes

 

Luz:Also has any of y'all seen King

 

Deku: No

 

Ren:No 

 

Link: Eda's son?

 

Luz: Yes

 

Link: No

 

Luz: I'm worried about him

 

Dwight: I'll look into it

 

Lami: Same

Notes:

FODLAN HAS GUNS

HOW

WHY

BLAME NINTENDO

Chapter 251

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Luz: So no update on King

 

Dwight: Damn

 

Ren: You checked everywhere in the owl house yeah?

 

Luz: Yup

 

Claude: Shit, do you think it could have been one of Belo's allies

 

Luz: Maybe

 

Lami: Fuck

 

Deku: I'll keep scouting around the isles

 

Claude: Wait your in a search party rn?

 

Deku: Yeah we got permission

 

Jaune: Same with us at beacon

 

Link: Also here

 

Chai:^

 

Claude: Damn if it wasn't for exams I would be there

 

Ren: Same

 

Dwight: We'll find him don't worry

 

Dimitri: @Claude @Edelgard Seteth asked for you both

 

Claude: I doing an exam in a few minutes 

 

Dimitri: Exams are cancelled 

 

Edelgard: Seriously 

 

Ren: Yo what's going on

 

Claude: Idk I'll report back in a bit

 

 


Jaune: The knee seems like a bust

 

Claude: FUCK

 

Claude: @everyone

 

Luz: What

 

Dwight: you okay

 

Deku: Are you alright

 

Jaune:?????????????????????

 

Link: ?

 

Claude: According to Seteth, Rhea is missing now too 

 

Link: What??????

 

Lami: Shit those fuckers better not have

 

Chai: damn

 

Dwight: Why would they need two hostages?

 

Claude: Whatever reason I doubt it's good

Notes:

Oh yeah, It's all coming together

Chapter 252

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Claude: No sign of Rhea

 

Lami: Damn

 

Luz: We have no clue where they took them

 

Dwight: My bets is their being held in the realm

 

Deku: You mean the hellscape you were in

 

Dwight: Yes

 

Dwight: But why risk two hostages

 

Jaune: Extra insurance 

 

Claude: They haven't made any demands

 

Claude: And they haven't given us ultimatums

 

Chai: Seriously what the heck do they need with King and Rhea

 

Ren: Wait I have one theory

 

Ren: Lemme check something

 

Ren: FUCK

 

Luz: What is it

 

Ren: I looked back in chat to something

 

Ren: Isn't King like a mini god

 

Luz: Oh no

 

Claude: Okay but what about Rhea

 

Edelgard: Claude she's literally the daughter of Sothis

 

Claude: Oh shit

 

Ren: But why capture gods

 

Jaune: Wouldn't the collector be a target

 

Ace: Like hell they'd be able to take us from us

 

Dwight: Wait...

 

Dwight: Wasn't Shido taken as well 

 

Ren: Yeah and he's not a god

 

Link: They tried taking Ganondorf too

 

Ganondorf: Wait

 

Ganondorf: They mentioned great potential in me, could it be potential 

 

Link: Maybe

 

Chai: Y'all this is frying my brain

 

Lami: Still none of this adds up

 

Elizabeth: I think I can help

 

Ren: WHO

 

Lami: HOW

 

Chai :Intiurder 

 

Claude: Imma save the mocking of that for later Chai

 

Chai: Aww man

Notes:

Velvet room attendant ex machina

Chapter 253

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Chapter Text

Elizabeth: I am Elizabeth, An attendant of the Velvet room

 

Ren: Wait maybe we should confirm with Igor

 

Kanji: No need I can vouch 

 

Ren:NVM then

 

Luz: So wait how can you help?

 

Elizabeth: In my years of searching for a way to bring back my wildcard, I've found many texts about gods

 

Elizabeth: Furthermore I believe The Entity as you call it is tied to the being SEES faced all those years ago

 

Claude: Who is SEES

 

Ren: Pretty sure it was one of the previous persona groups

 

Dwight: Where did you find these notes



Elizabeth: In the grave of a man named Vigo

 

Dwight: Seems likely then, Vigo did scatter some notes around the realm that helped us learn to survive

 

Elizabeth: Now onto the worrying part

 

Elizabeth: The texts also mentioned a ritual, by taking four powerful beings from 4 worlds and having another 4 channel the powers, they could begin an apocalypse spanning the multiverse

 

Chai: Wait but they only have like 3 people

 

Link: Well couldn't they use members of the Cabal for channeling

 

Chai: Okay but they still don't have anyone from your world

 

Deku: Yeah we should be safe enough

 

Link: Yeah I'll go check on Zelda, I trust Ganondorf won't face them alone

 

Ganondorf: I am no fool

 

Jaune: Okay.... but is there any way to prevent it

 

Elizabeth: Not particularly, however with all your powers combined I believe you could face it 

 

Jaune: i dunno if i would be helpful 

 

Elizabeth: Have faith in yourself

 

Dwight: EIther way we should communicate with our allies about this, we may need to go on the offensive

Notes:

It has BEGUN

Chapter Text

Link: So I'm contacting all the sages for insurance

 

Dwight: Good we can use all the help we can get

 

Luz: Eda has gathered everyone in the isles who rebelled against Belos so far

 

Claude: Pretty sure the Church is requesting aid from all our homes, I even sent a letter to my dad

 

Deku: Besides us Nedzu has been able to rally a bunch of heroes

 

Ren: The rat god

 

Deku: Yes him

 

Ren: I got basically everyone with a persona

 

Lami: The Whitebeard pirates are ready 

 

Ace: Plus they have the traitor with them

 

Chai: Idk what's happing here

 

Peppermint: We have a bunch of Vandelay robots prepped

 

Dwight: That's reassuring 

 

Lami: Also I compiled a data book for every opponent we know of, including best matchups for us

 

Chai: Ha nerd

 

Link: Ha nerd

 

Link: JINX YOU OWE ME A SODA

 

Chai: wait what

 

Lami: I will strangle you both

 

Luz: Same

 

Chai: Why me 

 

Ren: Perish fool

 

Luz:  ^_^

 

Ren: I am scared now

 

Dwight: You should be, we'll be going into the lions den 

 

Ren: No  I meant of Luz

 

Claude: Wait your just now afraid of le gremlin 

 

Jaune: Atlas' forces and Vale's forces are gonna help out

 

Jaune: Also what did I miss

 

Claude: Le chaos

Chapter 255

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: So we have the opponent dossier and I believe it would be best to strategize

 

Jaune: I feel it should be given that everyone who has an opponent from their world focuses on them

 

Claude: Wat

 

Jaune: Like that crusty dude and Deku

 

Deku: I'll face him

 

Jaune: See

 

Luz: I'll support Deku then

 

Jaune: I have to assume someone from our world is a part of the Cabal but idk who it is

 

Claude: A mystery

 

Lami: Whitebeard is calling dibs on Teach

 

Ren: Fair, I'll support Jaune and mystery person

 

Link: I'll go against Teach

 

Chai: I'll fight Kale again

 

Chai: Beat his ass once I can do it again

 

Ren:  So that leaves Claude with the evil remnant person

 

Claude: I was gonna say the mole people but idk if they're a heavy hitter

 

Claude: Considering they kidnapped Rhea

 

Lami: Either way I'm currently trying to find a safe access point in the realm

 

Ren: Infiltration start aaa moment

 

Dwight: We shouldn't make jokes about it, it's a hellscape

 

Jaune: True, Also weird thing, there's a stranger approaching beacon

 

Ren:HUH

 

Chai: Why is that so weird

 

Jaune: 12457140.Jpg

 

Dwight: Oh shit it's Ash

 

Link: HE HAS HIS BOOMSTICK

 

 

Notes:

BOOMSTICK

Chapter 256

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luz: Okay so when are we doing this counterattack

 

Ren: It may have to be soon

 

Lami: Whitebeard is still waiting on some allies

 

Deku: Same with some pros coming from our end

 

Ren: Tbh Kanji told me they're gathering basically every known persona user for this

 

Dwight: Either way we have one benefit

 

Ren:???

 

Claude: What's this

 

Dwight: If the realm has moved at the same rate as our worlds, it means it's most likely reaching another hallowed blight.

 

Dwight: The Blight itself weakens the Entity I believe

 

Chai: Isn't that one of the killers you told us about

 

Dwight: The Blight the killer was made via the Blight phenomenon

 

Link: That's a good advantage

 

Dwight: Again I have no idea if the time frames work out

 

Jaune: Well let's hope for the best then

 

Dwight: True because otherwise we'll be truly fighting and uphill battle 

Notes:

Sorry for how short this chapter is however I've been struggling to focus on my writing currently due to the abundance of things happening

Chapter 257

Summary:

Portal calcs

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Vandalay Campus

 

"So do we have the coordinates" Peppermint said spinning her chair.

 

"Yep" Lami said as she tapped on her tablet. 

 

"So we're going to hell, gotta set up my tunes" Chai said from the sofa.

 

"Of course we need some tunes" Hawks said smirking.

 

"Are you two helping with anything?" Peppermint said, clearly annoyed. "Or are you just here to provide unnecessary commentary"

 

The two men shut up at that.

 

"Yeah, so we're gonna need alot of energy to create this portal, considering we need to have an entire small army coming through," Lami said

 

"That's true, we've never done a portal this big before" Peppermint said. "Closest one was during Marineford"

 

"Why is a bigger portal more of a problem?" Chai asked.

 

Peppermint threw a paper ball at Chai.

 

"Because a bigger portal means more tears, we don't know the safe limits of them" She said

 

"And why the paper ball?"

 

"Because you keep distracting me"

 

"Alright break it up you two" Hawks said. "I think this info should be good enough to take back home, so we storm the realm in 3 days"

 

Peppermint nodded.

 

"In 3 days we fight for our lives" 

Notes:

A bit of a somber note there but eh.

Also hope y'all have enjoyed this story as this is the final arc as one could say

Chapter 258

Summary:

Nyx

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The day had arrived. Everyone geared up to advance on the entity's realm. 

 

"Listen up" Dwight shouted from near the front. "The realm is a twisted playground for the entity, it can easily be a maze. Make sure we stay in groups in order to fight off any foes"

 

A murmur of acknowledgement came from the forces gathered. Dwight nodded to Lami who pulled a switch powering the larger portal. It rippled for a time before stabilizing, dark oppressive aura dripping from the tear.

 

Dwight took the first step in.

 

"Let's do this" he sighed.  

 


As they ventured through the fog they saw many of the prior realms used for trials. Everything from Lampkin Lane to MIdwich, however the realm itself was empty. Dwight couldn't help but feel unnerved by the lack of threats. 

 

They finally reached a forest where the trees were covered in a blue void glow. They could see something ahead.

 

"We're near" he said as the forces continued down the path.

 

They reached what seemed to be a door, flung open with chains scattered about. One person laid nearby. Dwight went to check on him but was stopped by someone rushing forward.

 

"Makoto!" Mitsuru shouted.

 

She grabbed the boy and checked his pulse, it was low but still there.

 

"So who is this guy?" Chai asked.

 

"The former leader of SEES and another wildcard, he gave his life to seal Nyx" Mitsuru explained.

 

"So there's definitely a tie between them" Dwight muttered.

 

"Oh much more than that" a voice came from everywhere and nowhere at once. 

 

They looked inside as a figure cloaked in shadows hovered.

 

"I am the one you call Nyx, or what some of you call Nyx. I am the source of darkness spawned from Nyarlathotep, sealed from two of your worlds." it said

 

"Wait sealed from two of our worlds" Claude pointed out.

 

"Of course" Nyx responded. "Again I have been known as many things besides Nyx, The entity, the brother god of darkness, I lurked in each of your worlds waiting for this moment"

 

Nyx caused a storm of shadows that changed the very area into an arena with the cabal sitting around. A bound King, Rhea and Shido were trapped in circles guarded by shadows.

 

"The moment I'll cover the world in DARKNESS"

Notes:

IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

Chapter 259

Summary:

Death

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Within mere seconds the battle had begun, each side's forces clashing in gunfire,magic and all sorts of abilities. 

 

The Blackbeard pirates charged towards the their Captain's former father.

 

"Zehahahaha" Teach laughed as he threw one of the pirates away with a single blow.

 

"You truly are despicable Teach, you would engulf our world in the control of this monster." Whitebeard snarled.

 

"Your too cruel Pops" Teach said as his devil fruit's darkness spilled out engulfing some would be attackers. "Nyx will give me the means to achieve my dream, he won't even bother with out world after he controls the others"

 

"Even so damning one for another" Whitebeard scowled as he unleashed a wave decimating the shadows before him. Link cut through the hordes himself with the master sword glowing all the while. He reached one of Blackbeard's allies and cut him down swiftly. However despite the man getting cut in two shadows enveloped him as he was stitched together again. Link blocked the attack from the reconstituting pirate.

 

"What the hell, the darkness fruit shouldn't be able to do that" Lami said on the comms.

 

"Oh it's not the dark dark fruit" Teach said as his eyes glowed. His coat revealed a mark on him covering his former whitebeard tattoo. "This is Nyx's blessing as I have become one of his harbingers. I am death"

 

Teach ended up emphasising it as corpses raised from the ground. Trying to clamber onto Whitebeard.  Marco however burnt away the creatures. As he did Ganondorf charged at Teach.

 

"Your truly a fool to lie in servitude" he said as he cut down a horde in front of him.

 

"Zehahahaha, It's barely servitude" Teach shrugged. "It's a mutual agreement"

 

Ganondorf charged at Teach grabbing a large sword that had fallen nearby.

 

"SORYA" he cried as he went to cleave him in two. However Teach simply used his darkness powers to grab a nearby shadow to tank the hit.

 

Ganondorf dodged a follow up wave of darkness however Teach smiled as he felt his body sieze.

 

"Zehahaha right where we wanted you" Teach said as Ganondorf struggled against the dark tendrils trying to drain his energy. 

 

Everywhere a cry could be heard

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" 

Notes:

Sorry for the long delay, I didn't want it to be this long but sickness work and legends za kept me

Also don't worry Ganondorf is fine.

Can't say the same for someone else

Chapter 260

Summary:

War

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

As the battle raged everyone was fighting for their lives. Jaune and Joker both covered behind a makeshift barricade.

 

"Why is there so many shadows" Jaune complained as his breathes were ragged.

 

"Don't know but we can't let up" Joker responded as he cast another healing spell.

 

Jaune nodded as they charged again slicing and obliterating shadows as they moved towards their opponent.

 

They dodged fire and flames as Cinder unleashed them, somehow not affecting the hordes of shadows. Jaune noticed everyone struggling in their fights against the shadows.

 

When they finally made it close enough they took cover for a second.

 

"Do we have a plan?" Joker asked.

 

"I have a bit of a plan, if we can get behind her we may be able to strike the advantage" Jaune replied.

 

Joker nodded as they moved up keeping out of sight. They had finally reached the backlines when a torrent of flames erupted from below. They dodged however saw Cinder glaring at them.

 

"Two rats it seems" she said as she unleashed more fire at them. Jaune went to shield them but the flames burnt straight through heating his armour as he cried in pain. Joker summoned Yoshitune to slash Cinder however was knocked away by a blast of wind.

 

Cinder smirked. "This power is truly intoxicating, I can feel my blood rushing with this fight."

 

Joker scowled as he tried to get up. Cinder drew an arrow and drew it aiming for his head.

 

"PERSONA!!!!" a voice came from the side.

 

Cinder barely had any time before three personas unleashed a combination of Allmighty and Nuclear magic. She was knocked back by the onslaught.

 

"If you die here, I'll bring you back just to kill you myself" Akechi said as he walked up with Yu and Queen.

 

Joker smirked but before anything else can happen a scream rippled through the air.

Notes:

Me: Jaune is my favourite

Also me: What if he gets superheated

 

Also yes im dragging out this scream, bite me

Chapter 261

Summary:

Famine

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Claude smirked as he let loose an arrow, piercing the shadows. He stood back to back with Edelgard and Dimitri.

 

"Hey, who would've thought we'd be fighting for the multiverse side by side" Claude said as he kicked a shadow that got close to him.

 

"Indeed" Edelgard replied as Dimitri just grunted in affirmation. They suddenly faced a mix between robot and flesh.

 

"This will end fast" It said as it rushed them down with scythe like claws. It was stopped however by Chai using his magnetism to pull it's claw into his guitar before smashing it's head

 

Chai gave a goofy grin as he rushed down the rest whilst Dwight called out where they were coming from. He barely had time to dodge as Kale decided to rush him down.

 

"Knew you sucked but didn't think you'd make a deal with a bastard like this" Chai said as his guitar formed.

 

"You think this is what I wanted at first, no you were the one to push me to this extreme." Kale said as he readied his sword, darkness spilling from the blade. "I'll retake Vandalay from you and my sister's hands"

 

They met with a myriad of clashes, guitar meeting blade. Claude tried shooting an arrow when he was busy but the former head of Vandalay caught it.

 

"Not falling for that again" he said as he crushed the arrow.

 

Chai was grinning before he heard Dwight scream over the comm.

 

"Dwight whats up?" He asked

 

"They-zzt- got-zzt-"

 

"Dude are you okay?"

 

Chai couldn't respond as he heard a cry of anguish from nearby.

 

He could barely see as a figure crumbled away in the distance, held by Shigiraki 

Notes:

Last chapter before halloween

 

Also yes I'm evil

Chapter 262

Summary:

Pestilence

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Deku launched a shadow away from him as he moved up towards Shigaraki. He saw his classmates and friends all fighting their own battles. 

 

"These shadows never end" Todoroki said as he froze a large group, some being unaffected.

 

"We just need to break through" Deku said. He suddenly felt an unease as a shadow tried attacking him. However it was blasted by Luz and her persona. They nodded to eachother as they kept pushing.

 

They rushed towards the villain. Taking out as many shadows as they could on the way. As they reached him he smiled creepily.

 

"Finally got this far" Shigaraki said as he hovered in the air.

 

"We won't let you destroy everything" Deku said as he launched compressed air in his direction. Shigaraki took the hit yet didn't even flinch.

 

"You heroes are always spouting the same things, I'll destroy what I want" he replied

 

Shigaraki then slammed the down as he decayed the area around him, loosening the floor. Deku and Luz both dodged back as Shigaraki stood there.

 

"I will tear down this broken society" he said. "I'll make everything All MIght.... no the entire world built down"

 

"You can't just lash out at everyone because some abandoned you" Luz said as she let loose a blast from her persona.

 

"You talk like you understand my pain" Shigaraki sneered.

 

"I too was an outcast, please you can make the right choice" Luz said as she slowly approached Shigaraki with her hand up.

 

As she approached, Shigaraki suddenly sprung up and gripped her by the throat.

 

"I'm sorry but this isn't that kind of story" he said as he activated his quirk

 

Luz shed a tear as she crumbled away.

 

At that moment a rage within One for All was ignited and Deku saw red.

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Notes:

PAIN

Chapter 263

Summary:

Agony

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The air was deafening. Then a rage filled scream came from the side.

 

Shigiraki grinned as Deku launched towards him with unrelenting rage in his eyes. 

 

"How foolish" he taunted as the fist impacted his face. He went tumbling backwards yet still smiled gleefully.

 

Deku said nothing as his eyes sparked with rage.

 

 

-Nearby with the whitebeard pirates-

 

Whitebeard saw the event from where he stood. At that moment his heart ached for the death of a child.  He knew what had to be done.

 

As Ace and Lami distracted Blackbeard, the captain looked to the Hyrulian swordsman and locked eyes. They nodded as they charged. 

 

"ZEHAHAHAHA" Blackbeard laughed as he used some member of the Whitebeard crew as meat shield.  "Your as soft hearted as ever"

 

Ace scowled as he launched himself towards Blackbeard. 

 

However Blackbeard planned for this and used his darkness to disable his fruit.

 

"Nice try" he taunted before grabbing Ace's arm. A skeletal like blade courtesy of the Entity manifested in his hand.

 

The pain erupted as Ace fell to the floor

 

"ACE!" Lami shouted as she ran towards her boyfriend who was trying to get up. He couldn't however as when he went to push himself up he noticed his lack of arm.

 

"TEACH!" he shouted as his fruit erupted from him. Flames trying to swallow him whole.

 

Blackbeard laughed however that laughter was short lived when he felt a pain in his back. He could barely turn to see the smug Hylian before he felt a hand on his face and agonising pain. 

 

"I failed you, you are no longer my son" Whitebeard shouted as he unleashed his full power cracking the entire battlefield.

Notes:

Let me guess you expected a fakeout happy moment

Nah more pain

Chapter 264

Summary:

Can't take it anymore

Chapter Text

The world rumbled as the entire realm shook. Ripples turning into tears in the dark world.

 

Countless people from each world saw tears in the sky, revealing the battle happening beyond their visions.

 

Whitebeard stood up, revealing the body of Teach dead on the ground.

 

"Live my children" he said as he smiled.

 

The entire field watched as the mountain of a man stood there, as his life slipped away.

 

"YOU FOOLS" Nyx cursed. "YOU THINK BREAKING MY HORSEMEN WILL SAVE YOU"

 

Nyx themselves manifested into a giant cloaked form. Spider like limbs and dark tendrils swirling from the source.

 

"Give in, to despair" Nyx said as a wave of energy washed over the battlefield. Everyone feeling a pressure on their very souls.

 

"What is this power?" someone said 

 

"I can't move" another said

 

Meanwhile Jaune was beside Joker as they tried withstanding the pressure.

 

"Hey Joker" Jaune said in between breathes.

 

Joker looked as Jaune held out his hand. 

 

He grabbed his friend's hand as Jaune used the last of his aura to amp Joker.

 

"Don't give up" he said as Joker nodded and rushed forwards. 

 

Joker was about to summon a persona to attack Nyx when Cinder intercepted him.

 

"You won't stop us, Nyx demands us" Cinder said as she fired an arrow.

 

Joker braced however the pain never came.

 

"Stop waiting around and kill that thing already" Akechi growled as he ripped an arrow out of his arm.

 

He hesitated before a massive hand loomed over them, Nyx attempting to crush them.

 

At that one moment Joker nearly gave up

 

Then

 

"DON'T GIVE UP"

 

"WE CAN WIN"

 

"WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN FUTURE"

 

A flash of light erupted destroying the hand

 

"SATANAEL!"

Chapter 265

Summary:

Checkmate

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The world felt like it froze for a second as a towering Persona descended onto the battlefield. Even the villains watched as the demon lord descended.

 

Some smiled in relief.

 

Some cowered at the sight.

 

Ganondorf smiled as he watched.

 

Ren pulled his gun out and pointed it at Nyx.

 

"Begone" he said as he pulled the trigger, unleashing sinful shell. The bullet tore through the void as it landed directly into Nyx's head.

 

The battlefield was silent.

 

"Pathetic" Nyx said as the being started regenerating.

 

"What how?" Chai shouted.

 

"You think one Wildcard could possibly smite me, your as foolish as you are weak" Nyx said as darkness stated enveloping everything. 

 

Everyone shouted as the darkness blinded them. Seperating each person from one another. The world fell into darkness.

 

 

Until one light was shot into the sky illuminating the dark.

 

"We won't give up" Claude shouted as the arrow from Failnaught soared through the sky allowing what was left of the original members to group up.

 

"Nyx is too powerful" Dwight cursed. "I don't think any of out attacks will work"

 

"We can't give up though!" Chai said as shadows approached once more from the darkness.

 

Each of them stood back to back ready to fight when a symbol appeared etched onto the ground.

 

They heard a voice

 

WE 

 

WON'T 

 

LOSE

 

Everyone felt their energy doubled as Luz appeared from thin air.

 

"LUZ!" They all shouted, taking in her new appearance.

 

"Wait I thought you died?" Deku asked.

 

Luz smirked

 

"Turns out big old papa Titan was looking out for me. He also gave me a plan"

 

Everyone nodded as they looked at her.

 

"Ren I need you to unleash sinful shell again, but we all need to put our power into it."

 

Ren smirked as he summoned Satanael.

 

Each member of the group clenched their hands together. 

 

"HEY NYX!" Claude shouted.

 

The shadows parted to show all their friends tied down by dark vines.

 

"You wanna know why we'll win" Claude said

 

"It's cus our bonds will carry us" Dwight added

 

"You can't stop this band" Chai followed up.

 

Link who was at the end of the row simply flipped Nyx off.

 

"True heroes never give up and neither will we" Deku said with a smile.

 

"We'll hold eachother up and make our own destiny" Jaune added.

 

"Our dreams are united, we can't lose" Lami said

 

Luz and Ren looked at eachother before saying the last worlds together.

 

"NOW EAT THIS SUCKA!" They shouted.

 

Satanael's form lit up with a plethora of colours, glyphs lined the guns barrel as it charged. 

 

Bang

 

"ONE FOR ALL UNITED BONDS TITAN SINFUL SHELL" 

 

Nyx could only watch as the multicoloured bullet came at him. He felt the attack all for one second.

 

Before Nyz ceased to be

Notes:

I was stoked to finally unleash this attack

Chapter 266

Summary:

Finale

Chapter Text

As Nyx faded a light enveloped the void. Soon the core 9 found themselves in the velvet room.

 

"Congratulations" a voice said from everywhere and nowhere at once.

 

"Huh?" Luz questioned as a butterfly hovered in the air.

 

"Ah master Philemon" Igor said from his table. "To what do we owe the pleasure"

 

"Well he's obviously congratulating us for that win" Chai said as everyone else chuckled.

 

"Indeed" the voice said. "As for the horsemen, they shall be punished for their crimes"

 

"In what way?" Claude asked.

 

"Spending some time in the sea of souls shall suffice. Regardless your victory isn't the only reason I brought you here. From the chaos that unfolded today, the multiverse is becoming frayed."

 

"That doesn't sound good" Jaune said

 

"No, it means we will have to stop all multiverse communication for one year" Philemon responded

 

"Wait so we won't see eachother for a year?" Ren asked

 

"Is there no other way?" Deku added

 

"Unfortunately no, however once it is done you may resume your connections. Also for those displaced by Nyx I will personally have safe travels to your homes sorted."

 

Dwight teared up a bit, thinking about the family he missed.

 

"I truly haven't had such a remarkable guest" Igor said.

 

"Indeed, now I'll let you say your goodbyes"

 

The group nodded as they looked at eachother. Dwight was the first to speak up.

 

"Thank you guys, for everything"

 

Chai chuckled. "We made a good band"

 

Jaune smiled "And it's not a goodbye in all honesty, it's a see you later"

 

Claude smirked. "Good cause you still owe me some money"

 

Everyone laughed as they had a group hug, before they faded back to their worlds

 


 

Philemon sat down as he watched.

 

Every soul contains a whisper of light

 

Jaune laughed with his friends as his team celebrated 1st place at the vytal festival.

 

Growing louder as it calls to unite

 

Ren stood opposing Maruki, smiling despite the situation

 

From the distance sings a chorus of souls

 

Chai preformed on stage as the crowd cheered

 

Rising slowly, stirring heat from the coals

 

Lami smiled hugging Ace as they kissed.

 

Colours weave into a spire of flame

 

Izuku stood facing All for One with a smile on his face

 

Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed

 

Link stood against Ganondorf, both smiling as they crossed blades

 

Claude stood bantering with Dimitri and Edelgard over new laws with Byleth and Rhea nodding.

 

Bear this torch against the cold of the night

 

Dwight hugged his mother as his family celebrated his return

 

Light will guide you on your way to the ultimate fight!

 

Luz smiled as she got a text from Amity, then a new invite to a chat

 

The inter dimensional squad vol 2(Chai no bad music puns)

 

Philemon smiled 

 

"This will surely create ripples in the multiverse"

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

-Epilogue=

 

Yaldabaoth cursed as the figure in front of him walked forwards.

 

"You truly think you can stand up to me" Yaldabaoth cried.

 

The man crushed Belos' mask as he approached the false god

 

"You may have thought we were equals"  the voice said as he held up his hand, illuminating a steel plated face.

 

 

"But no one rivals Doom"