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AITA for being upset that this girl stole my boyfriend?
I (23F) have been dating my now ex-boyfriend for 4 years. Yesterday, we went on a date and something fucking insane happened. For reference, This all happened within ONE DAY. In fact, I would almost say it felt like it all happened in about 3 minutes and 47 seconds-ish.
He and I, dressed in opposite color palette outfits so you know we aren’t compatible, went on a date to a golf course/churro stand/go karting track. As we got on the line to go go karting, this rando girl came up behind us singing “HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NO WAY NO WAY THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE...” and so on and so forth. As catchy and timeless as the song was, she was grabbing my boyfriends collar and was flirting with him, and I could tell he liked it cause he was smiling at her. I tried to say something, but the guitar was so loud you couldn’t even hear me and I got cut out of the shot.
My boyfriend told me to ignore her, and wee got on the gokarts. We were driving around and the SAME GIRL FUCKING REAR ENDS ME? MULTIPLE TIMES? I ended up spinning out of control and lightning mcqueen-ing my ass as she AND MY BOYFRIEND pointed and laughed.
I was very upset with him, and as an apology, he agreed to do a cute lil photobooth with me. As the first photo was about to be taken, she and her friends pulled me out, and she got in. I saw on the photostrip that she kissed him on the cheek and he was going along with it. I felt sick to my stomach.
Next, we got a long ass churro (?) to share. We were about to do the lady and the tramp spaghetti kiss but with a churro but the girl ran over and chucked the last lil piece we had left into the trash. I’m not sure why she thought that would prevent us from kissing since we didnt really need the churro to kiss? But, she kissed my boyfriend’s cheek AGAIN. I was going to ask him to take me home, but we booked our mini golf slot for 9:30PM, so I couldn’t leave.
Later, my boyfriend and I were finally mini golfing and I got a hole-in-19 (dont judge MY MIND WAS ON MY CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP) and jumped for joy. The girl, from ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM ACROSS A POND AND SHIT hit her ball so hard that it hit me in the head. At first I was kinda impressed because thats some insane accuracy, but I think my vertigo mixed with the ball hitting me made me fall into the pond at the golf course.
I went to dry off in the bathroom and came back to find them talking. I was really fucking upset and tried to attack the girl (sue me, but she deserved it), but I rolled down a hill and landed in a port a potty and my relationship crumbled apart. They left together and I had to get a ride from the 16 year old employee’s mom since I was stuck there after closing.
I’ve talked to literally everyone about this and everyone says i’m an asshole for being mad at this girl. They say she’s the pop-punk queen and that they love her and she has so many timeless hits. But, she completely embarrassed me IN PUBLIC and then my boyfriend dumped me and I had to move out THAT NIGHT so she could move in. Am I really the asshole?