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"Wench, how are you feeling?" While reading the pregnancy book
"WhackaAkckkkkkkk" His wife is 5 months pregnant and he feels like she vomiting her whole gut.
"At this stage the morning sickness should be going away..."
"WhaACCcKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
or maybe not?
Brienne suddenly open there bathroom door and looked at Jaime like a wound puppy.
"Wench, we don't have to go to this trip! clearly you don't feel fine!" He approach her trying to console.
She's uncomfortable and unwell but still strong. Damn, why now cock? Don't!
"Jaime, your cock is in commando and whatever that is, I will throw up all over you!" She hissed. Dammit!
"How about we stay here? We don't need to tell everyone, like a secret vacation?"
"it's our last chance to take a vacation before the baby arrives!---- wait, I like that idea!"
He guide her to the bed and smell her hair.
"You just heard me throwing up!" rolling her sapphire eyes.
"I know... you sound sexy!" and throw himself to bed and pose like suggesting to ravish him.
"I cannot believe you!" she can't help but smile.
Before she grab Jaime they heard the front door.
"Jaime, who is that?" Brienne can't help to put her arm to her belly.
"I'm not sure! my phone is in living room! Where's yours?"
"In the study! Whoever that is I will fight----"
"Oh, you don't have to do that. Look." He can't believe what he is seeing.
From the second floor, they can see their backyard with jacuzzi.
"Cersei? what is she doing here?" the light is illuminated and the curtains are big so Cersei can't see them.
"Okay, all the things put it here! Before Brienne and Jaime arrives from their vacation, I would like them to know that I make all these surprises!" Cersei with big smile.
So many things for the baby.. Crib, clothes, toys... wine?
"How can she?! She looked at him and "You gave her a key to our house?" She smack his arm
"Ouch! For clarification that is an emergency key!" That hurts damn!
They hear another voice and...
"Podrick Lad, all the gifts for the upcoming Lannister just put here in the..."
Stroller, toys, shoes that looks like for both gender... Son of a bit-----
"Cersei?"
"Tyrion?"
"What are you doing here?"
"I said it first!"
They both mumbling
" I see, both of you wants to impress Brienne with the gifts."
Tywin make himself visible.
"Father, what are you doing here?"
Brienne starts to feel like her head is pumping. She can't help but massage her forehead
"and they all have the emergency key?" If look can kill, He's already a bloody corpse by now.
"Well, I caught these ladies lurking Brienne & Jaime's house and.."
"Sansa & Margaery? really Wench?" He shoot daggers to her
"What? They are my best friends! Anyways why everyone is here? Oh. I forgot, I send our calendar to them last night." Next time no more sharing their schedule!
They heard argument from below
"When the baby arrives! I will babysit and since I'm Jaime's twin he will approved!" She make face to Tyrion
"You know, I'm Brienne's favorite Lannister Cers and I can handle a baby! I raised Jaime fine! I'm the one who will babysit!" while smirking.
Jaime is shocked and looked at her wife. He feel betrayed!
"You do realize, we are Brienne's best friends? We all have experience with kids?? - Sansa and Margaery.
Tywin looks bored already and looks like he has something.. cheques? WFT?!
Her wife gonna be sick again for sure. Damn people! How they become so clingy?! Its time to make himself visible. Brienne is about to throw up anytime now.
"All of you out now! No one is babysitting until the baby arrives! If anyone wants to fight for it right now, I'm gonna make sure I will throw all Brienne's vomit to all of you!!"
"WhaacacCCKAKJDAKVCKKKKKK"
Brienne didn't make it to the bathroom and she accidentally vomited in Jaime's back and the people who witness it run for their life and vomit.