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jonas was in the bar when he heard glass break. he turned his head to see what caused it, & he was faces with the biggest surprise of his life. (😱😱😱) Sidney & dwayne (The rock) Johnson had broken the roof of the pub when they flew in. dwayne winked at Jonas & it made him flush. sidney smacked the 🗿 before looking at jonas. "lets get u a bf agan" she smile proudly. the Rock was crying from abuse. jonases eyes watered proudly "u fr sis?" sidney nodded.big man sucked his tears inside his body. the fwayne picked up Jonas & clung to his ass as they flew away from the pub. they were suddenly in the PJ masks cave. connor was was hung from the ceiling, Amaya was putting rocks around motchs stab wounds, & gerg was sticking his finger in the hole. but joey couldn't focus on that. rock john was holding his ass as they resurrected mitchs dead body from the middle of the room. Rock hard dwayne let go of jonases ass cheeks so he could run u to Mitch. they made out on the floor as Pitch ctried to understand what was happening. amaya eat rock & share around the room. it gave johnny a kidney stone & died. josna cried over 🗿's chest before leapiuga back to mutvhs. suddenly Luna girl swept in from the ceiling next to connor. "hey guys dean is her 4 a pick up order" wednesday Addams pickeds up the phone to answer dea n. "yo?" "hey. im here for the mayonnaise white cakife & the tomato paste." "k waot a sec" every1 followed her to the front door of the temtple. "woah ur dumb" sidney said. everyone agfee d sirh heer & began to verbally assault dena. "ow wtf man" he said. everyeone steped bacmk so pugsleg could send him.to the mokon. eveeyome waved goodbhe & riddance as pugdeslg ties him uo to a forweork. luna gave the forwoek mookn beer or somthjnf & bye bye he went. he scremrd the f slur but every1 sisnt care as gay peoolem were gay kn tbe wild wesf. "be gay do crime" mkcth sid. evegeone agree & had a girly gay sleepover k the maskscave. jonas ainted motchs nails gay & cried ehen he ralized be was stilk deas. everything was a draam & he fe.aslep.at fhe pub. the end.