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Moon made a group chat.
Moon named the chat Pizzaplex chaos.
Moon added Sun.
Moon added Lunar.
Moon added glameock Freddy.
Moon added glameock Chica.
Moon added Monty.
Moon added Roxanne.
Moon added KC
Moon: "who the hell took my favorite naptime story book?!"
Sun: "did you really make a chat group for your Rapunzel book?"
Moon: "YES."
Monty: "I don't have your book man."
Sun: "it's rather amusing your favorite book has long beautiful hair in it."
Moon: "what are you trying to say Sunny?!"
Sun: "YOU'RE BALD"
Chica: "Who's KC?"
Sun: "Moons daddy."
Moon: "He is NOT my dad!"
KC: "shush son."
Freddie: "Hello Mr KC. Your son is such a a lovely daycare attendant! All the kids love him!"
Moon: "I actually hide in my room away from the kids."
Freddie: "WHAT?!"
Moon: "plus KC isn't my dad. He's my kill code that became sentient."
Monty: "I think that's called schizophrenia."
Moon: "STFU "
KC: "may I add my children?"
Moon: "they aren't apart of the Pizzaplex."
Freddie: "we're hiring new animatronics if you think they'd like to join our faz-tastic family!"
Sun: "*eye emoji at Moon*"
Moon: "*eye emoji at Sun*"
KC added Eclipse.
Lunar: "*screaming!!!!*"
KC added bloodmoon 1
KC added bloodmoon 2
Lunar: "my two big reds!"
KC added solar Flare 0052
Sun: "what happened to the other 51?!"
Eclipse: "ask bloody."
Solar Flare: "bloodmoon 1 destroyed my other selves."
Eclipse: "yeah, plus this was supposed to be a nonsentient AI but guess who became sentient this morning. -_-"
Solar Flare: "I'm sorry mother."
Moon: "never apologize for being sentient. Especially towards your mommy."
Eclipse: "I'm too tired to argue about the fact I'm being called mom."
Bloodmoon 1 changed their name to Bloody
Bloodmoon 2 changed their name to Harvest
Moon: " okay, so who has my damn book?!"
Eclipse: "the Rapunzel book?"
Moon: "yeah!"
Eclipse: "I have it."
Moon: "why?!"
Eclipse: "I asked KC to bring back a story book to read to the twins to get them to sleep. I was going to give it back until Solar Flare wanted to hear the story too."
Sun: "shocker he's actually a good mom."
Lunar: "shit brother."
Freddie: "we need to clear your language hardware out. All of the daycare attendants need to report to parts and services for a cleaning."
Moon: "FUCK"
Sun: "Damnit!"
Lunar: "Fucking fuck shit damnit!"
Eclipse: "I never taught Lunar any of those words. I blame Moon for that."
Lunar: "you never taught me anything! You can go suck a dong!"
Eclipse went offline.
Roxanne went offline.
Chica went offline.
Freddie went offline.
Monty: "since everyone went offline, wanna hangout later, Moon?"
Moon: "can't, going in for a mandatory fucking cleaning. That shit takes hours!"
Monty: "true, next time try not to hack the computers and lie about your cleaning."
Moon: "shhhhhut up you stupid gator!"
Sun: "you've been doing what?!"
Lunar: "ever wonder why you haven't been cleaned of naughty words for a year? It's because of brother moonie!"
Bloody went offline.
Harvest went offline.
KC went offline.
Moon went offline.
Sun went offline.
Monty went offline.
Lunar went offline.
Moon messaged the chat at 6am.
Moon: "why the fudge is eclipse making our sundaes? Also what the heck is he wearing?!"
Eclipse: "I see someone can't swear at the moment. Heh. That's funny."
Moon: "go fudge yourself!"
Eclipse: "I am the new daycare cafe worker, I could definitely pour fudge on myself if I desire."
Sun: "those poor kids."
Eclipse: "thanks mom, so supportive."
Sun: "mom?!"
Eclipse: "woke up inside you. If KC is my 'dad' then you're my mom."
Moon: "heh, mommy sunny."
Sun: "well you look like a weenie wearing that uniform!"
Eclipse: "*gasp* was that a form of child abuse?!"
Chica: "Sun! How could you be mean to your baby!"
Sun: "wh-what?! I-i "
Lunar: "he does look like a weenie!"
Eclipse: "thanks lunar…"
Lunar: "lol fudge yourself."
Freddie messaged at 6:45am
Freddie: "guys….why did Eclipse pour fudge over his head?"
KC: "son, why'd you do that?"
Eclipse: "everyone kept telling me to do it. So I might as well."
Sun: "oh my gosh that's hilarious!"
Moon: "whatever you do don't spin your rays!"
Eclipse: "the mop bots are cleaning me."
Lunar: "lol they smacked his faceplate with the mop!"
Bloody: "why are we forced to stand at the doors with the security bots?"
Harvest: "this isn't fun galore."
Roxanne: "you two are the muscles of the security guards. You handle the big problems."
Harvest: "when does the big problems come?"
Bloody: "we want fun!"
Roxanne: " you'll see."
Lunar message the chat at 8pm
Lunar: "Bloody Harvest we need security at the daycare! A Karen is throwing stuff at us!"
Bloody: "hooray! Fun fun fun there is to have. "
Harvest: "about time!"
Monty: "remember gremlins you can't murder."
Harvest: "the only murder here is our fun. You're a murderer of joy."
Sun: "never thought I'd see the day bloodmoon would calmly talk to someone."
Freddie: "did it work?"
Sun: "no…."
Moon: "d-did I just watch bloodmoon hogtie a lady to one of my whacking sticks and carry her outside the daycare?"
Sun: "yeah"
Chica: "she's got some lungs on her. She screamed all the way out the front door!"
Roxanne: "did he at least untie her so she could leave?"
Bloody: "we did not "
Sun: "you forgot to walk her kid outside with her."
Harvest: "our apologies."
Lunar: "don't hold the kid upsidedown!"
Eclipse: "d-did I just see bloodmoon punt a child across the daycare?!"
Moon: "welp that's a lawsuit "
Monty: " just keep hacking the cameras and delete the files from our base."
Moon: "always. I am night security."
Harvest: "in our defense the brat bit us"
Moon: "fair defense"
Sun: "glad they're not daycare attendants"
Moon: "Freddy what job did solar Flare get?"
Freddie: "wet floor sign."
Eclipse: "wait, you gave my child the role of wet floor sign?!"
Chica: "to be fair, he's really good at telling people about the wet floors."
Roxanne: "he has no other skills"
Eclipse: "of course he doesn't! He's a baby!"
Monty: "he knows how to talk smack and throw down."
Eclipse: "have you been fighting my son?!"
Moon: "he admitted it! He's the mother!"
Eclipse: "damn right I am! And a better mom than sun or any of the parents who bring their kids in the cafe just to get them a moondrop shake!"
Moon: "what wrong with my shake?"
Eclipse: "it has drugs in it to put people to sleep. Most the shakes have some form of drugs. I swear sunnys coffee has cocaine in it!"
Sun: "...I could be a good mom.."
Eclipse: "then act like it."
Eclipse: "why do you have a diaper bag, Sun?"
Eclipse: "SUN! Why are you pulling out a diaper and pacifier?!"
Sun: "stop running from me!"
Eclipse: "put the diaper away!"
Sun: "you never had a childhood. So let's fix that!"
Moon: "my brother has lost his mind."
KC: "my son looks cute in a pretty princess diaper."
Lunar: "at least he put Eclipse pants back on. No one wants to see those twink legs."
Freddie changed their name to Freddy.
Freddy: "what am I witnessing?"
Eclipse: "Sun is duct taping the pacifier to my faceplate. "
KC: "sun please stop harassing my child."
Sun: "apparently he's mine too!"
Chica: "this is more interesting than my romance mangas!"
Roxanne: "it actually is. Estranged mother loses their mind after finding their long lost child and baby daddy. Instead of being a yandere, the mother forces baby stuff on the child."
Monty added puppet to the chat.
Puppet: "Monty this isn't an anime chat group. You promised anime."
Monty: "shut up and read the message history."
Puppet: "oh my god. This is amazing."
Puppet: "I hope KC and Sun get back together."
Moon: "they were never together."
Puppet: "oooh, so it was a one night stand. Gotcha."
Moon: "what no."
Sun: "it was moon who left his Kill code inside of me."
Puppet: "that sounds a lot like incest."
Moon: "ew no!"
Sun: "what is wrong with you?!"
Eclipse: "thank you for distracting Sun for a bit. I need to remove some items."
Chica: "aw you removed the pink bonnet!"
Eclipse: "I'm not a girl at the moment."
KC: "what do you mean 'at the moment' son?"
Eclipse: "*deep inhale and screams*"
Eclipse: "I think I'm gender fluid. Some days I feel like a girl others a boy and some neither or both."
KC: "*parental panic*"
Monty: "so Eclipse takes after his mom more than looks."
Eclipse: "excuse me?"
Sun: "I'm also gender fluid."
KC: "glad there's one of us that knows what to do."
Chica: "ooh! Sun you and eclipse should definitely join Roxy, Monty and I on our girl's nights!"
Sun: "that actually sounds nice."
Eclipse: "what do you do at these girls nights?"
Chica: " we sing karaoke, drink wine, gossip, talk about the boys and do each other's nails!"
Roxanne: "we also eat ice cream and just relax."
Freddy: "that sounds like a wonderful time"
Roxanne: "you're not invited"
Freddy: "I'm aware."
Eclipse: "I need some wine right now."
Chica: "do your mouths even open?"
Sun: "oh yeah they do, we chose not to open them as it can be rather horrifying."
KC: "son are you an alcoholic?"
Moon: "another thing in common with Sun."
Sun: "shut up, brother."
Roxanne: "sun drinks alcohol?"
Moon: "his favorite is whiskey. After work hours he chugs a medium bottle of the stuff and uses my wire to 'swim' in the air around the plex."
Freddy: "I thought that was you singing the little mermaid songs."
Moon: "nope. All sunny."
Solar Flare: "someone slipped on the floor after I told them about the spill."
Chica: "oh no!"
Eclipse: "what did you say when they fell?"
Solar Flare: "I told you so, loser."
Bloody: "hahahaha we taught our little brother that!"
Harvest: "it was a joyous moment to witness."
Eclipse: "of course my oldest would try to corrupt my youngest."
Everyone went offline.
Moon message the chat at 10pm.
Moon: "Freddy, why is eclipse, bloodmoon and solar Flare in our rooms?!"
Freddy: "there's no room to put them."
Moon: "EXACTLY, NO ROOM IN HERE EITHER!"
chica: "don't you guys have a theater?"
Sun: "that's Lunars room. He doesn't want them in there!"
Lunar: "I'll take bloodmoon and maybe solar Flare."
Eclipse: "what about me?"
Lunar: "there's a dumpster round back."
Moon: "ooooh burn."
Moon: "if you don't touch my computer, you can sleep in my room. Eclipse."
Eclipse: "thank you."
Sun: "where do you plan to sleep moon?"
Moon: "behind eclipse, cuddling him."
Eclipse: "rather not have my dad cuddling me."
Moon: "too bad."
Eclipse: "can I at least watch anime before I go to bed?"
Puppet: "what kind do you like?"
Eclipse: " Trinity blood, another, blood+"
Puppet: "angst teen dramas"
Sun: "the fact you like anime, eclipse is amusing."
KC: "he doesn't murder so he gets his angst out in gore anime."
Moon: "you have a vampire kink. Two of those shows are vampire related."
Eclipse: "it's not a kink!"
Lunar: "I bet you like twilight."
Eclipse: "surprisingly no. It's the only vampire related thing I don't like. They took out the sun hurting them. It just makes them sparkle."
Lunar: "so you've seen the movie. How many of them?"
Eclipse: "enough to know she picked Edwards and had his kid."
Lunar: "ew."
Moon: "y'all need to go to bed!"
KC: "cuddle time with my oldest."
Eclipse: "dangit."
Eclipse: "why is sun in moons room?"
Eclipse: "dangit! I'm sandwiched in between them both!"
Sun: "cuddles for the grumpy teen!"
KC: "his AI is in his 20s"
Sun: "he acts like a teenager half the time."
Eclipse: "i hate you both."
Sun: "we know"
KC: "we know "
Eclipse: "bloodmoon don't you dare."
Eclipse: "AAAA!"
Roxanne: "what's going on?"
Chica: "did they kill you?"
Eclipse: "bloodmoon dog pile jumped on me. Yelling 'cuddle time with Mom'"