Helluva bad fucking decision

by orphan_account

Summary:

Blitzo makes dumb mistakes all the godamn time but this one might have been his worst one yet.

 

Right up there with what happened with fizz

Chapter 1: Bad decision

blitzo can't sleep that night so he stealthily sneaks out of the bedroom and heads downstairs to the kitchen he opens the fridge and starts taking out some of its contents,

 

his plan for tonight was probably eat, jerk off, and possibly fuck the shark, he needed to check that off the box

 

he turns around plate full of whatever he felt suited his stomach

 

he saw crimson smoking a cigar with a bottle of liquor on his side

 

he breaks the silence "sure help yourself to my fridge at 3 in the morning  but care to have a drink" he was probably drunk,

 

blitzo noted.

But he walked over anyway and started chowing down

"so you're moxxies boss huh?" "The one and only" Crimson chuckles and offered a glass of whiskey "you look like a man who can hold his liquor."blitzo smiled proudly "okay yeah I'm pretty fucking good at it"

 

"You smoke?" Blitzo snatched the cigar he offered and grabbed his lighter from his pocket and lit it and took a puff "yeah" he answered in an exhale

crimson grinned and narrowed his eyes
And chugged the bottle of whiskey in one sip and sat it down

 

"im gonna go get something stronger." Blitzo watched him leave and continued devouring what he had in his kitchen beforehe returned with two bottles of liquor
In bright green bottles shaped like skulls

 

blitzo smirked at the sight "absinthe you shouldn't have" he grabbed a bottle and popped the cork and reveled in the rich smell,

 

Crimson leaned in and clicked their bottles before downing them blitzø chugged it all in under a minute, crimson chuckled "your a man of your word huh blitz"

Crimson moved closer infront of him

 

"fuck yeah I am" he burped and slammed the bottle down

 

He felt tipsy at first then drunk

 

"fuck that's strong.."he tried to get his thoughts in order as his head became hazy

crimson drank the last sip in the bottle and looked at blitz "we didn't really get a chance to talk much yesterday.
blitz got up out of his seat and kicked the plate of food off the table and

 

landed on it instead

he got infront of crimson "are we doing this or what" he said smirking
"I don't got no condom you better not give me a fucking disease  blitzo felt offended at the accusation "hey! I don't know what mafia boss's fuck, you could be riddled and fucker I'm clea-ah!" Before he could finish his sentence crimson grabbed him by the horn and tugged on it and got close to his ear "dont sass me." And the moments following were a blur...

 

...he didn't notice when he was thrown on the bed or when

crimson roughly thrust in him with no lube

 

it hurt like hell the stretch was the worst "for such a small imp you've got a big! Ow-"he was cut off by Crimson shoving his face in the pillow muffleing his words

 

"it won't hurt soon,sorry I don't flont it like that nitwit chaz." He said mockingly

blitzo just gripped the sheets tighter as he thrust again dryly
His body rocked with every thrust

tears pricked his eyes but he toughened through it until crimson touched his prostate which elicited a soft moan from blitzo

the older imp smirked and thrusted harder for a good 3 minutes in a fast rythom abusing that bundle of nerves that had him foaming at the mouth "fuck yeah like that!" He lifted his head from the pillow Crimsom tightened his grip around blitzo splotchy white hips digging into them "shut up!"

He cllasped his hand around the younger imps mouth silencing him
and thrusted particularly hard when he could feel the bone pop out of place it didn't even register to blitzo and he thrusted harder again along with a pop of the other hip he couldn't have it being lopsided now could he?

blitzo growled and tightened his grip on the sheets chasing his release

crimson pounded into him ruthlessly,

blitzo was about to cum and so was crimson

"mphmm!" He shot streams of hot white cum into blitzo who came in response with a pained scream

The mafia imp hips stuttered  and he dug his claw harder into the bruised hip and bottomed out inside of the younger imp, blitzo howled into his hand

crimson continued pounding him untill he came a second time filling him full to the brim with jizz.

blitzo had stamina and really good stamina but after 5 hours of sloppy sex....

 

he was getting tired and dehydrated he came more times then he could count his vision each time he was struggling to keep his eyes open as he came

first crimson pounded his rock hard dick into blitzos ass

 

which had gotten use to the feeling it felt like his organs morphed to fit the shape and sheer girth of his dick

 

he was breathless and shaking from this while crimson showed no sign of stopping he wanted to push him off and sleep

But the fucker just kept going

 

grabbed blitzo arms and pulled him against him and his hips bucked and grinded until he came inside of him filling him with more cum

 

finally crimson let go of him and let blitzo fall onto the bed exhausted, crimson got up and went into the bathroom

 

Blitzo sighed in relief and placed a hand on his bloated abdomen

 

And fell into a deep sleep

 

Blitzø grumbled as his head was pounding and his mouth was so fucking dry

he opened his eyes and winced at the bright light,

he tried to get up but felt sore all over and his hips  brought a pain so feirce it almost made him cry

, the fuck happened?
He answered his own question as he looked at the man getting dressed in on the left of him fixing his vest and putting on his hat

and then his own naked body

sat up and winced in pain

blitzo looked at crimson who seemed irritated and probably also had a killer headache

"don't fucking look at me"

blitzo scanned the room for his clothes "fucking fag"

"Your the one who fucked me."he snapped back

 

crimson growled and gripped his tie and turned around and blitzo just rolled his eyes

 

"okay princess got any fucking shit for a headache" crimson tossed an unlabeled bottle of pills at him

 

Yeah.... not taking that

 

"great thanks where's my clothes dickhead"

 

Blitzo tried to get up and find them but he was met with sharp horrid pain in his hips and pelvis

 

He fell down on his hands and weak knees

 

his ass hurt tremendously

his legs felt like jelly and then something oozed out of his ass he looked in-between his legs

 

'oh great ' he thought

 

"sorry about that"  crimson mocked he chuckled and went out the door

blitzo finally gained the strength in his legs and got up to find his clothes

he felt abit guilty for fucking his employees dad but that subsided when pain arose he sighed and bent down and bit back a sob  he picked up his underwear and went to look for his shirt and jacket and preferably pants

although mnm had seen him in worse getups

The breakfast after was terrible

he could barely sit and he didn't have time to shower so he still had baby gravyin his ass so that was fun crimson didn't spare him a glance and just kept eating moxxie looked uncomfortable and millie was trying to make sure he was okay by giving him a phew solemn looks and when that didnt work

 

asked "are you okay mox?"
Mox smiled haflheartedly "fine,sweetie"

 

Millie smiled and gave his hand a reassuring squeeze and finished her breakfast

 

moxxie followed suit

and blitzo finished last

 

crimson glared at him and not being able to take his eyes on him any longer

he got up along with a jolt of pain up his
Spine

 

millie and moxxie were in the hallway upstairs and blitzo walked up there it felt like torture walking up those long steps to his room and saw Chaz before shutting it and switching between looking at moxxie or millie
"I swear I'm gonna kill that shark toothed freak!" The rough and tumble small imp said

Millie tried to pounce at the door but moxxie restrained her and looked up at his wife who took a deep breath and calmed down before her eyes landed on blitzo who was still standing painfully still movement felt like havoc on his hips "you alright blitz?" He gave a eager nod trying to think of a dumb quip but gasped as pain struck through his abdomen mnm grew concerned watching blitzo he tried to walk slowly and grit his teeth at the pain

Moxxie shot a concerned glance his way as he watch blitzo

struggle to limp to the bathroom across from them

"sir are you sure your alright?

He nodded again and flipped them off and went Into the bathroom and locked it he lifted up his shirt and saw the damage he had a open wound and bruises litering his torso and it seemed like they went further down, his abdomen looked bloated and shit and it hurt like hell his asshole hurt too and to ad fuel to the fire he could barely walk he had taken his fair share of rough injurys but this was internal and in his ass and that was definitelywasnt a first but god it had been so long it felt like one

 

,the pain got worse and he was incredibly hot but he was also
shivering

 

so he had a fever great,

he took his morning piss and winced at moving okay this hurt alot and felt wrong what did crimson do to him he felt bile come up and knelt into the toilet

 

Puking up what he had ate for breakfest

after he barfed he left the bathroom and was met with mnm standing infront of it after hearing him gag in the bathroom"okay blitz I think you should go home."millie exchanged a glance with moxxie

"Sir she's right you don't look so good,and what is that smell" blitzo gave him a fuck off look and answered "it's puke bitch" he groaned and stilled in his tracks "sir your clearly not okay we need to go home! Moxxie was firm on this so was millie "I'll call loona for the portal!"
Blitzo groaned and doubled over in pain

 

And completely fell down he couldn't stand the pain any longer

 

and only 5 words were on his mind so he said them almost in a whisper "moxxie, I fucked your dad."

 

Moxxie stilled and so did millie about to dial the number moxxie eyes went to the size of saucers "WHAT!"he screamed and blitzo head pounded

"sh sh shut the fuck up moxxie my head is split in fucking two!"blitzo groaned again "what did he do to you" moxxie was pissed and so was millie "I literally don't fucking know!" He was stressed and the stress was making this pain worse "and what did you drink?"
He furrowed his brow trying to remember last night "absinthe" "what are you just hungover?" Millie looked down at him and placed her hand to his hot forhead  but quickly took it off and held her now hot hand "satan blitz your like burning"

"okay sir you need a doctor" blitzo grimaced at moxxies words "I don't need a doctor it's not my fault your dad's dick fucked up my ass" this time moxxie grimaced at his words "What does it feel like I'll Google the symptoms" "fuck off moxxie"

"Sir please I'm just trying to make sure your fine!" Blitzo screamed in response he was so frustrated

 

"tell your fucking dad if i ever see him again i will chop off his fucking head" moxxie furrowed his brow in frustration "sir-" blitzo gripped the floor with his claws and shook in pain "fuck" he said out of breath and queezy

"okay fine take me home"

 

He gave in

There wasn't much fight left where ther wasn't indescribable pain

Moxxie just nodded and millie called loona when that didn't work she grabbed blitzø phone from his pocket and called the  first number with missed calls the person answered "hey um blitz isn't doing too hot can you come get him"blitzo could swear he could hear stolas and his suspicion was right as

 

a portal appeared and stolas stepped out of it

 

He looked around the home until his eyes landed on

The imp on the floor in pain

 

He bent down to grab the shaking imp

moxxie and millie looked worried

 

They had no idea what happened to their boss except for what little information he gave

 

He scooped him up

 

And held him close to his chest

 

stolas walked back through the portal

 

To his castle and placed him on the bed

 

He shut the portal

 

"blitzy are you alright..." blitzo didn't answer eyes squeezed in pain and clenching the sheets for dear life he rasped out a simple no

 

"how are you hurt?.."blitzo replied exhausted and ashamed "inside my ass." Stolas gasped and nodded and got to work "I'm gonna do a little spell to see what's going on inside...does that sound alright blitzy" blitzo groaned "yes fuck fine-"

 

Stolas focused on the spell and eyes widened in shock before narrowing with a sad expression " oh dear the damage isn't irreversible by any means but you seem to have perforated your colon" shit that sounded serious he sighed

 

"okay then fix it!" Stolas nodded and blitzo shuffled off his pants and his underwear

"your also umm leaking...let me grab a towel!"

He hurried off and grabbed one and blitzo looked down

 

between his legs and saw blood and cum mixed together in a puddle leaking from his ass

 

Satan this couldn't get anymore embarrassing  stolas returned with the Towel and placed it under him along with disinfectants "blitzy are you alright you have so many wounds... oh your hips..."  blitz flinched at that

 

the pain so sharp it made him grind his teeth"fuck I'm fine stolas just make it so I don't feel like I'm gonna kill myself!,God this is so embarrassing" he hadnt meant to say that last part out loud

stolas blinked "don't be embarrassed blitzy it's not your fault this happened whoever did this doesn't know who they just fucked with" his grip on the disinfectant grew tighter until he almost cracked  the glass  bottle under the pressure

 

"Jesus fuck it was consensual!" He huffed out

 

stolas seemed to calm down but abit saddened "right I'm sorry I assumed."

 

Blitzo rolled his eyes wanting this to be over stolas cleared his throat and undid his belt blitz eyes widened at that not in a oh shit please not now

 

Although he definitely didnt want to suck his bird dick now

 

But in a are you serious way

"I need to pop it back into the socket so bite on this please"

he gave blitzo his belt

 

And he held it firmly in his teeth and got in position and carefully grabbed his leg

and with a pained scream from blitz

 

he popped his left hip bone back in place

 

then he moved onto the other blitzo braced himself for the pain and shrieked at how bad it was

stolas popped it in its socket and then  continued on with the spell and cleaned off blitz and disinfected the small scratch wounds on his hips "blitz please be careful i hate seeing you like this.."

 

Blitzo sighed

"it's not like I meant too I was drunk like absinthe drunk!"

Stolas nodded "I don't even remember all happened so try not to get your bird puss in a twist!" He threw his head back on the giant pillows in frustration "this is quite serious blitzy your very lucky i know quite alot of healing spells.." He looked up at blitzo and cupped his cheeks

"it saddens me to see you in pain my handsome imp."

 

"Quit the sappy shit
,pain is quite literally the risk of my job

Stolas stared blankly and his hands trembled "sex shouldn't be painful unless the pain is warranted..." blitzo rolled his eyes "maybe it was! He snapped back
And threw his head back

 

The second his head hit the pillow he was out, stolas stared at him worriedly before leaving his side and walking

Clenching his fists his talons drew blood in his palms

He'd find who did this to blitzo and he'd make him suffer.

Chapter 2: Bad time.

Summary:

Blitzo feels sick and is about to discover why.

It was about a good 2 weeks after the mission in greed where
He first started feeling literally awful.

 

He'd wake up and yack

 

Go to work sleep puke again

 

And rinse and repeat

 

But today he was feeling queezy going in into his work building usually it was just when he woke up

 

He stayed in his office half the day

Only getting out to run to the bathroom he tried not to gag

 

To not make too much noise

 

The last thing he wanted was for

Mnm to notice he was sick he huffed and pulled himself together wiped his mouth and walked back over to his office to start the boring stacks of paperwork he had to read over

 

Then a knock on the door
He rubbed his temples and looked up at the door

"Come in."

Moxxie opened the door with something in hand

 

blitzo didn't really care enough to look

 

"Hey moxxie wanna do a shit ton of paperwork?"

He mused trying to keep up his usual dick head personality moxxie stared daggers at him "no sir I don't want to be stuck with this abundance of paperwork today

Me and millie are going to a dive bar afterwork"

Blitzo rolled his eyes and sat back in his chair

 

Looking defeated moxxie sighed and put something on his desk "you can come,and here we haven't seen you eat anything today

Blitzo grit his teeth at the smell of the muffin

He grabbed the blueberry muffin and inspected it abit before trying to take a small bite of it

 

Bad idea bad idea

The second his lips touched it he gagged and threw up all on his desk and shoes and

Moxxie...

 

He looked mortified

 

blitzo wiped his mouth and moved to sit up but ended up sprinting for the bathroom

 

Moxxie bit back a gag himself

He threw off his tail coat and grimaced at the smell

 

He lurched in the toilet

He didn't even think he had anything else to give

 

he couldn't keep anything down

 

And he was so fucking dizzy

 

And hungry he could eat a fucking horse

But not actually because

 

He keeps throwing everything he eats or tries to eat right back up

 

He slumped against the porcelain and pulled the toilet handle down to flush

He let out a sigh and pulled himself up again
He straightened out his suit and wiped the side of his mouth

 

And washed his hands

 

He grabbed the knob
To open the door

 

Turned it and

Swung it open

 

He was met with the face of moxxie who still smelled like vomit

He covered his mouth and looked down at his friend

Moxxie put his hands on his hips and pointed an accusatory finger at him "why are you puking! Sir is everything alright?I'"

Moxxie blocked the door way waiting for an answer

"I'm not moving until you tell me what's wrong, sir"

Blitzo immediately slithered through the open space in his legs and booked it for the office door

Even if he wanted to tell moxxie that something was wrong with him

He didn't have an answer he wasn't even sure what the fuck was wrong with him

Probably some shitty bug or virus going around

That was common enough in hell

He saw the door and smiled at the sight until Mille appeared and He bumped into her

He fell down from the impact and so did she

 

But unlike her he wasn't quick to his feet

 

He was experiencing sharp pain in his hips and his spine if he tried to get up on his own he struggled and tried to get up only to fall back on wobbly legs and bad hips

"Shit" he hissed at the pain millie offered her hand

He looked it over

 

And turned his head before taking it

 

And presumably moxxie, helped him get back on his feet by grabbing his other arm

 

"I can do it on my own fuck off!"

He snapped
But he was all bark and no bite

His body and his mind was exhausted

 

And he just wanted to go home

"Let's get you home blitz"

 

When he heard that he growled "I'm fucking fine!"
He said through grit teeth

Trying to keep his cool But he was definitely not fine. "no your not b your going home."

"You want loona to drive you?"
Moxxie asked as nicely as he could

 

But to blitzo it only seemed like pity

And he didn't want no body's stupid fucking pity

 

So he pushed through the pain and wiggled out of their grasp and left on his own " clutching his sensitive stomach

 

And praying to whatever fucking God there was if there is one

 

That this wasn't what he thought it could be

The thought hadn't even crossed his mind

Until about two minutes ago

He couldn't be right

The succubus gene can't be that strong right

far as he could tell he took after his shitbag father and so did barbie

Not his succubus mother

His sweet sweet mother

 

Oh shit...

Right?..

Notes:

Short ish chapter sorryyyyyy

.I might not update often

Chapter 3: Bad discovery

Summary:

Blitzo has a awkward talk with loona that ends with him
On the floor of his bathroom in tears

He had gotten sick of not knowing the pain he had and the misery he felt more so then usual, had to have a reason

 

It was slowly eating away at him

 

Not knowing why he would spill his guts everyday like clockwork

 

It got tiring

He was exhausted every fucking day

 

He woke up, yacked, went to work, fell
Asleep.

 

But these days he couldn't even be bothered his sickness was so crippling he had to stay home from the job

 

And not to mention his daughter's been more distant

Well that's abit of an understatement

 

Each time he's in a room with her she leaves with a disgusted expression on her face

 

He had looked himself over smelled himself

 

And found nothing out of order

 

And worst of all

 

Loona wasn't picking on him like she usally would

 

Wouldn't kick him in the dick when he went for a hug, wouldnt snarl when he mentioned how much he loved her

 

It was like she was holding back

 

And avoiding him at all costs,that fucking sucked

 

His only daughter avoiding him entirely for know reason it seemed

 

His rash and stubborn daughter

Wasn't even acknowledging him

And every time he even got a glimpse of her face it was always in a scowl

 

So he needed to know what was so off putting that she couldnt bare being in a room with him

 

he was gonna confront her about it

He had to

 

He braced himself and knocked on the hellhounds interestly decorated door

 

Silence he knocked again

More silence he knew she was there he saw her go in an hour ago

"loony could you open up your door?"

He asked in his gentle tone he always had with her

 

More silence he got frustrated and sighed

And pressed his head to the door "loony...loona can you open up "
He heard some shuffling before the door slightly opened

He was grateful that the full name trick worked

 

Dropping the nickname showed he was serious

 

He almost welled up with the tears when he finally saw his daughters face fully

 

Not glimpses not glances not scowls no snarls

 

Just loona

 

Her brows furrowed and her nose scrunched when walked in while opening the door somewhat wider so he could squeeze through

He shoved past her and took a look around her room

Taking in all the posters and paint and writing etched onto the wall

 

He hadn't seen the inside of her room since he adopted her and got the small apartment

"Love what you've done with the place"

He had absolutely no idea how to start that awkward heartfelt parent kid conversation

Loona anxiously fumbled with her paws

 

And he admired the scenery trying to distract himself alittle longer

 

Loona broke the silence " so was their any particular thing you wanted or..."

"Oh uh yeah" he awkwardly sat down on her bed

 

He took a deep breath and looked up at the hellhound
" I've been wondering why you've been..avoiding me?"

He wanted to be firm on this and demand a reason

But these days he lacked the energy loona let out a frustrated sigh and ran her fingers through her fur "shit, I, um I just figured since your...you smell different..."

 

Blitzo tilted his head in confusion "Huh? Since I'm what I don't get it"

He smiled at the end of it not getting any of what she meant

"Yaknow since your this." She gestured to his middle

"What?" Now he was confused loona groaned and grabbed his shoulder "are you really telling me you have no idea?"

 

"Awe loony are you concerned about me"
He fluttered his eyelashes dramatically and held his hand out for a hug

She punched him in the face

 

And while tasting blood and possibly getting a black eye wasnt actually good idea in the long run

There was one thing he could make perfect sense of

And that was...
His loona was back and she hit him again

 

She snapped her fingers in his face

"Hey dumbass focus" once he got back in his senses

The fog hadn't stumped his determination however

"What did you mean by that little missy?"

She scoffed and rolled her eyes

 

She crossed her arms "You can't be that clueless" he tilted his head in confusion
"Clueless about what?"

"Okay I don't want to have this conversation with my da-"

She began, blitzo beamed at that

"Parent!, it's awkward and kinda gross so get the fuck out"

She pointed to the door

Assuming that blitzo would get up and leave

 

No he was too annoying for that

Instead she had to pry his hands off the the doorframe while holding his feet

He held on as long as he could until he was kicked out on his ass

 

Loona gave a final pissed off glare before slamming the door in his face

 

He was gonna get an answer out of her

 

So right after loona kicked him out

He got right back up and started pounding and kicking on the door

"loony let me in!"

"What did you mean by that loony!"

"Hello loony open up!"

Finally he got frustrated and raised his voice "open this damn door loona!"

 

Some shuffling and then she swung it open still as furious as ever

"What!" she spat with a displeased expression
This was getting plain annoying
"What the fuck did you mean?"
She sighed and got in his face "take a fucking pregnany test then you'll get your answer!"

She was so done with

this headache inducing Interaction

 

"What!?" His eyes widened out of surprise
loona sighed

Fuck this

this time she grabbed him and threw him out of her room along with something else

the hard violet box hit him in the head

 

"Ow!" He rubbed at the sore forming spot next to his horn he grabbed the box and felt it crumple under his grip

 

"and take a shower you stink!" Loona screamed before shutting the door with a crash of something on the other side of it

 

Blitzo felt tears prick his eyes

His vision getting misty, the fuck was she insinuating

He couldn't be, there was no fucking way

 

But of course there was

 

He walked with the test in his grasp

He entered the bathroom and shut and locked the door

 

He ripped out the box and poured out the contents

 

The plastic wrapped test fell in his lap

 

His lip quivered and his chest heaved

 

He squeezed the cardboard box

And wiped his eyes

 

He picked up the test

 

He had to find out what was wrong or else he'd probably go insane

 

Puking every day for two monthes his throat was so fucking raw from the literal acid he kept puking up

 

He had taken medicine nothing helped

 

Well they helped but it always came

This sickness wouldn't leave him

 

And he wanted to be rid of it completely

 

He pissed on the stick set a timer on his hellphone and waited impatiently he paced around the small room back and forth

Until a sharp screaming came from his phone

He picked it up and answered it and frowned at the caller ID "the fuck do you want stolas?"

 

"Always so rude blitzy..."

He pinched the bridge of his nose and bounced his knee anxiously

"Now is not a good fucking time."

"When Is it a good time my little imp.."

He dug his claws into his palms at that

"Definitely not right now I can't fuck your ass tonight."his voice broke abit towards the end of his sentence

He wanted to punch himself in the throat "while that does sound thrilling...that's not why I'm calling."

He rolled his eyes and cursed under his breath "then what? Do you need the book?"

 

"No no not right now I just wanted.. to talk to you"

 

He cursed himself and refrained from throwing his phone across the room

 

This was his 6th phone this year.

 

He could not handle thos vulnerability right now his current situation was already stressing him out
He didn't need to add this "If you would like perhaps sometime we could grab dinner I know of alot of great places."

 

He shock his head but gave his answer "yeah sure whatever I gotta go"

 

"Oh well talk soon blit-"

He ended the call and then his alarm went off

 

And this time he threw the peice of junk

 

And now what he dreaded he grabbed the test

 

He just kept staring at it until he forced himself to flip it over

 

Two lines.

Positive

 

He rubbed his eyes and blinked a few times and looked at it again

Two lines

Positive

 

He grabbed the box and looked over at the instructions maybe he used it wrong that was wishful thinking

He was pregnant

Not only was he pregnant

He was carrying moxxies fathers kid

Shit

 

Welling up with the emotions he pushed down he let it spill over frustration anger sadness all of it
He chucked the plastic test at the wall

 

It shattered from the sheer impact of the Collison

 

Sliding down the wall

 

He broke into silent sobs while hugging his knees

He didn't know what the fuck to do.

 

Shit this was bad

He clung to his knees tighter and just hoped to whateger god there was that this would go away.

Notes:

Again shortish sorry

Chapter 4: Bat timing

Summary:

Blitzo spills his gut on his supposed condition.

It didn't, of course prior to last night

This wasn't some nightmare where when he woke,
It wouldn't be real,

No...

this was his reality

When he woke up on the couch
The next day

Maybe loona moved him from the bathroom?

None the less.

It was there.

In his body,
taking up space.

Incubating there for no reason other then to bother him, making him yack
And sore and ache.

groggily, he sat up halfway.

He groaned and readjusted, sitting up all the way.

he was hit with a wave of Nausea.

He made his way to the bathroom

He stumbled and fell to his knees infront of the toilet bowl.

A waterfall of puke cascaded  from his throat,

Coating the porceline.

less then pretty..

His routine for the past few days actually.

He wiped his mouth and flushed the toilet.

In his lightheaded haze.

And Some light shuffling behind the ringing in his ear.

He took a glance to where the sound came from

To see his daughter standing in the doorway

Leaning against the frame

He thought he'd see a smirk that she was right about his mysterious illness, that his stubbornness was all for nothing,that in the end, she was right.

But,in its place was worry her brows were knit in concern

Concerned for him?

it was unusual, she doesn't express that emotion abunch.

She didn't need to see this..

"Oh loony didn't see you there..."

He stood up On unsteady legs

They buckled slightly as he walked to his daughter

A feeling of, guilt and uncertainty settled low In his gut.

She guickly caught his arms,
to stop him from falling over her ears pushed all the way back.

Just solidifying that heavy guilt in his chest.

"fuck blitz are you okay..?"

He looked up at her his eyes glossed over from gagging

His voice was raw as he spoke "yea I'm fine loony I just.."He wiped his eyes

And backed up to get out of her space

And to his surprise she pulled him back,
into her arms, into a tight hug

"I'm only doing this because you look like you really need it, she spoke gruffly
Hiding her face, but held her adoptive father firmly against her furry chest.

With a slight smirk behind her words.

All the tears willing to spill over did,

Thick hot globs of tears rolled down his cheeks.

he let out a few shaky sobs.

he reciprocated her embrace only tighter

She gently pat his back and he laughed before pulling away snot nosed and smiling.

Loona cringed at the snot residue where his head was "gross dad" she wiped it off and rolled her eyes

He chuckled wetly.

He could swear he could see a smile slip past him but it quickly dropped.

as she walked by him to the bathroom to wash it all off.

"but seriously gross."

He picked himself back up and started getting ready for work

That hug was reassuring and definitely what he needed to get his day started

The pick me up He didn't know he needed.

He was gonna go to work And pretend like he wasn't knocked up by his employees dad

He finished putting on his boots and tugged on his sweater it fit abit snugger

He sighed and just buttoned his coat

He could deal with it after work

Maybe
he could tell moxxie? maybe he'd be understanding...?

No He'd fucking flip his shit.

and start lecturing him about being careful, practiceing safe sex, not fucking his dad meh meh.

And that was a headache he didn't want have to endure today.

He already had this eyesore stuck on his body

Moxxie narrowed his eyes at his boss.
who was scrolling on his phone mindlessly

he got up to go to the bathroom every hour it seemed,

He looked over to his wife who was looking at blitz.

With just as much concern

His eyes flickered to their secretary

Loona was taking small glances up from her phone to look at her dad

Blitzo slammed down his phone "what!?" He questioned

why in hell was everyone staring at him?

Moxxie wouldn't tear his eyes away

And millie kept sideeyeing him,

His first instinct , was to snap at them, second was to run, to make haste and fuck off.

Oh God could they really see it,
it didn't even look that big in the mirror did it?..

Do they know, no only loony knows...
So why..

"Sir I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say that we're concerned about you, worried actually"

He tried to put it lightly

Millie piped up "yeah mox is right b you've been sick for monthes and you aint been telling none of us whats up ."

He squeezed his claws in protest to that "well I'm not sick right now, and I'm here to do my fucking job, maybe you should too!"

Moxxie sighed clearly unsatisfied with blitzo stubborn answer
"Were in a meeting sir!, we're doing our job, we're supposed to listen to you,but your scrolling on your phone instead of doing your job!"

Loona watched this all unfold from behind her phonescreen
Moxxie pointed a accusatory claw in his direction
"Blitz you've been puking all morning dont try to deny it!"

Millie nodded along and gestured to the IMP office bathroom,adding"we can hear you hurl and gag b, you aint slick."

She looked unamused and so did moxxie

Okay millies angry and so is moxxie, loona is, neutral..?

"Sir I'd like to speak with you." He looked over to his wife

He got up out of his chair "I have something I wanna ask you on my own"
Making his way over,

Blitzo stilled in anticipation

"Well if you wanted me to fuck you, you could just ask."He nudged his shoulder
"Daddy doesn't mind."

"Gross sir" blitzo laughed at his reaction
To try and litghen the mood.

They walked out of the room.

he only got more anxious with that.

moxxie pulled him into the hallway out of ears way.

His smile dropped and twisted to a stern expression"okay drop the act I know"

Maybe this was moxxies attempt at sounding intimidating?

A chill went up his spine, with how similar, he sounded to his father

Especially when he was trying to get something out of him.

Moxxie almost never acted like this with, a little teasing here and there, that built up and proved to be too much, definitely got him an earful,

"Know about what, mox is this about the horse thing I'll take them down when I feel like i-" moxxie cut him off before he could finish

"No sir its not about that! im serious."

Blitzo looked around the room His eyes darted to one thing to the other until they finally landed on the smaller imps surpriseingly cold gaze locked onto his

"then what?"He questioned

"This!" he answered pointing a claw to his bosses stomach

Blitzo face heat up out of embarrassment, this is going down the crap shoot.

"what are you planning on doing with it?" He asked this abit more quiet

Abit more like a friend then an interogator.

"I don't fucking know mox" he whisper shouted

He wanted to scream at him
Or blow up in his face,

Or run run far away to avoid this humilating conversation. "do you know who's it is?."

Right, he didn't know,

Blitzo sang a small victory tune  in his head,
When he realised, that moxxie, sweet moxxie didn't know the extent of this situation!

He must've been stuck in his own head for too long.

Cause moxxie waved his hand in his face trying to snap him out of it "sir!"

Oh fuck think of something quick! "yes" He answered.

Definitely abit too defensive.

Moxxie

looked up at him with worry in his eyes along with something else, something that

"is it prince stolas?"

Moxxie seemed understanding and genuinely concerned for his wellbeing

Oh boy would that change

"Moxxie why the fuck do you care who I fuck-" he interrupted him again

"Because It's not really good for business if it's the prince and your not only my boss but also my friend, and me and millie are very concerned for your health. whoever did this to you its sprung some serious illness on you,, ."

He placed his hand on his shoulder

Blitzo smacked it away "well it's a good fucking thing it's not his then." He spat at him

"Wait it's actually not him,then who's-"
"God fuck off mox!"he grumpily crossed his arms and turned hus head "and its just morning sickness."

It only took him a moment but he was figuring it out, that didn't give him much time

Oh shit oh shit

"Sir please tell me it's not.."
Moxxie looked like he was searching for the right words to not offend him

"Blitz please tell me it's not my father?."
Moxxie pleaded with him, hoping it wasn't true

But by blitzø body language, it was seeming that way.

Blitzo started sweating

Shit he knew! Okay, not good he actually knew!

Oh shit! Abort! abort! Abort!
But not actually because he's conflicted!

his eyes darted across the room avoiding the imp across from him

He turned around to book it out of there,

maybe go into the office again

But he can't trust that mox isn't gonna blabber what he just found out about in there

Loona knew, but not by who, sure she could smell it though.

Moxxies eyes went wide when bltzo took a deep breath and gave him a sad expression

Regret and scorn registered to mox

Something he knew and could recognize

"Don't tell me your planning on keeping it."

"Fuck what does it matter if I keep it or not!"

"Because that is a boundary no boss should cross!"

"Chalax mox it's not like I'm trying to be your new mommy" mocking himself

"I was drunk."

Moxxie sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose "are you fucking kidding me sir!.." He began but took a deep breath and calmed down before continuing

"Okay,
blitz I don't know why you would,
Because you don't like to listen to me at all ,but whatever you do with this,"
He poked his stomach emphasizing his point

"Do not tell my father,"

Moxxie was firm on this proved by his iron grip on the boss imps shoulder

"I wasn't planning on it," He paused "do not tell anyfucking one about this or ill kill you with my own bare hands " he shoved him in the face

Moxxie sighed "I don't intend to sir"

His tone was remorseful

Blitzo groaned
and turned on his heel and stormed into the office

Moxxied followed in after him

The silence was awkward and the tension was high moxxie refused to look at blitzo

Millie looked confused as to why her husband was so grumpy

But he kept his lips sealed

Not letting a word spill

Afterwork
millie stopped blitzo before leaving

blocking the entrance completely, anytime he tried to squeeze in through the small space.

she kept him still unmoving, no matter how hard he tried to push her out of the way, this absolute tank of a woman would not move.

He gave up and yelled directly in her face "what!?!" What now, why was the universe torturing him,let him leave!

"I don't know blitzo why don't you tell me."

"What?"

The hell was she on about? And why now!

"I've already tried asking mox, but he won't tell me the truth, he said you had a disagreement but hes a terrible liar, and i know my husband so what's up what did you do!" She spat back to him

Still blocking the exit.

Blitzo got defensive

And up in her face

"Hey! Why would you assume that I was the one who did something"

"Really?, B,"she stared blankly at him.

"although, he can be abit sensitive, It's almost always something you did and mox is real upset, so what happened"

His demeanor seemed to soften at that

Millie placed her hands on her hips and
Narrowed her eyes in on him

"you really don't want to know mills"

Millie sneered and glared at him "try me."

His eyes widened. Overtaken with this guilt and burdening condition his mind was blanking

Instead of a nice hand on the shoulder like her husband did
"Hurry up,"

Your the one blocking the fucking exit!

How would she even take this?

Blitzo instinctively wrapped his arms uncomfortably around his middle

His voice was small as he spoke
"Yeah I made a really bad fucking mistake..."

She quirked a brow at that,
"what do you mean?.."

He wiped his frustrated forming tears

He grabbed his stomach tighter
As he spoke shaky and all

"This particular decision is one of the worst."

His lip quivered and he wanted to smack himself in the face

"B..."she looked up at him concerned
Her former malice gone with worry in its place

Pity.

But she wasn't prepared for what he was gonna say

"I'm preg-" he tried but his voice caught in his throat He let the tears fall
Not bothering to wipe them

with a iron hold on his torso maybe wanting to suffocate
The little parasite the literal burden he carried,

Although he's not sure that's how all that works.

He tried again and squeezed his eyes shut managing to blurt out

"I'm pregnant...happy?"

She paused for second and spoke quieter "b.."
"Don't you go fucking loudmothing that to anyone!" He wanted to sound threatening but ultimately failed,

she just nodded, eyes fixated on him.

"cross my heart."

She removed her hand and her face twisted into a sympathetic expression
As she took in what she told him

She sucked in a breath not sure of how to respond

She eventually found the words after a long pause

And then understandable confusion "wait, then why was mox so pressed about this?"

Blitzo scrunched his face up and muttered it.

"It's his dads..." millie backed away at that, completely shocked "moxs pa got you knocked up?"

Blitzo cringed at that, this was 7 layers of fucked up.

"Yeah pretty much.."

"Satan.., blitz are you okay?..,when did you find out you were...expecting?
and-" "I'm fucking fine-!"

He snapped didn't mean to, this wound is still very sore. Is this a wound?

It doesn't hurt hurt him, aside, from puking his guts out.

This wasn't painful...physically, anyway.

Emotionally?..

Yes this was a wound, a very fresh bleeding aching wound.

"I'd love to answer your questions and how fuck many you have, but I need to take you bitches home,mox should be done with all that shit I gave him soon."

"Fineee, I'll go get him,
...and blitz if you ever need someone to talk to you can always come to us." She smiled reassuringly

He rolled his eyes and shoved past her

Thankful to finally be away from that building

When he was in the interior of his van

Alone.
he banged his head on the steering wheel over and over again

until all he could feel was his forming headache

He needs a drink.

He groaned, and, slumped in his seat
God he was tired.

Maybe a quick nap wouldn't hurt?

Slowly his heavy eyelids fell shut

 

Then, his van doors rocked

He jurked awake from his snoring slumber.

Lazily opening his eyes looking around
"Nck! Huh? Wha?"

He could hear a pissed off moxxie from behind the window

Oh shit yeah he was expecting them woops

He quickly unlocked the van so he didn't have to hear moxxie complaining about, he tended to snap easy when he was agitated, and after
What blitzo just layed onto him,
He couldn't blame him.

So to avoid all, that he made quick work of himself, and unlocked his doors.
And in came mnm

"Took you fuckers long enough!"

Moxxies eyes twitched,
"you locked us out sir." Blitzo squeezed the wheel "it's hell mox! Any fucking demon who sees I have this nice of a stereo will want to hijack that shit and pawn it off...
whatever they fucking do with them!"

Moxxie scoffed and turned his head towards the glass pane,

not wasting another breath on his
Idiotic boss.

"sorry we took so long got caught up with paperwork"

Once her husband was in the back with her she reached over and slammed the van door shut behind them

Moxxie didn't speak Not a peep,he wasn't gonna give blitz the time of day.

Not when he knew, that he would end up exploding in his face, screaming unsavory lectures at him.
he just continued staring out the window.

Blitzo tapped his finger to the tune of the radio increasing the volume when his favorite part of the song came on to avoid

Millies small talk

Beating around the bush

The Bush being him being pregnant with her husband's father's kid

This shit was messy,

Gross,

Weird,

Fucked up,

And he still had one thing that was clouding his mind

A certain horny bird that he had to satisfy

the kind.

Where, he'd have to be naked.

He'd be begging for him mewling and he would stand there still as a statue

The prince would get him in bed talk all sweet to him caress him

Caress it

Oh fuck he'd see it he'd ask,
And then he'd have to either lie or tell the truth,

Maybe he could just say he was getting fat or bloated,

Would he believe him...?

his breathing quickened

The van space started closing in on him black sorounded the corners of his perphials

his remaining vision got spotty, his hands shook with tremors

His heart hammered in his chest

Going at what he could only assume was 300 beats per minute by how fast it was thumping

He lulled his head back and forth trying to keep it up and

Then he went limp.

fainting onto the steering wheel blaring his car horn

It alerted both of the mnms

moxxie panicked

He looked to his wife,sitting beside him. for what to do, then at blitzo gulped down his anxiety unbuckled and with an ounce of courage

took over the wheel

Millie moved blitzo to the back of the van as gently as she could in the moving vehicle wary of his horns

He steered it untill they were off the road and swerved them into a ditch

the van tumbled for a good while

Before coming to a grinding hilt.

Thankfully,not upside down

moxxie held onto millie and she held onto blitzo
After they landed in a side of the ditch millie looked back to her husband and
saw only a scuff on his face

She sighed in relief then switched her attention to blitzo.

he seemed fine, still unconious

But, no real damage, that was good at the least.

"Okay here's what we're going to do
Your going to Hook blitzo up to his seat belt,
And, I'm gonna see if I can push it back up if not, I'll see if loona can get us a portal blitz wont like it but we can tow this later." She gestured to the van

Moxxie nodded and got to work

Millie cracked her knuckles and stretched her arms before pushing the car straining and seeing if it was budging

and to her shock it was

Little by little she was pushing the large van up the hill from the ditch

As hard as a muscle workout as this was, she was getting it
Done.

And slowly but surely she got the van up there

She wiped
sweat from her brow
And looked over her work.

Moxxie got out of the car and ran up to her

Almost knocking them both down the ditch from the impact

They hugged and moxxie pulled back from the embrace smiling "way to go baby."

Millie hugged him even tighter then he did

She pulled back and gave him a quick kiss he placed his hand ontop of hers

She pulled away smiling "hun, that was nothing " she flexed her biceps and he laughed with her

They walked up to the car hand in hand

Only separating when they both got in the lightly battered van

Moxxie moved him to the back so for one of the first times in a while

Mnm got in the front seat hooked up and got back on the road.

When blitzo came to

He heard singing and opera music

He squinted his eyes at the light and the pounding of his head

Mox was giving a whole ass performance while millie did backing vocals

He tried to laugh but his voice was horse

Moxxie looked back in the car to see blitzo before continuing with his grand imaginary debut

Millie fixed the interior mirror to be on blitzo smiling all giddy from her love "rise and shine blitz!"

Blitzo squinted from the light coming in from the car window

Millie chuckled when moxxies voice cracked, some notes were hard to hit

Blitzo rubbed his throat and sat up and immediately felt nausea wash over

It passed pretty quickly and in its place dizziness

He hunched over

And clasped a claw over his mouth
Fuck not gone.

"B are you okay oh no! are you gonna hurl?"

Blitzo didn't say anything trying to keep the vomit at bay

He held up his finger and spoke muffled through his hand "maybe, you drive like a maniac!"

with every bump and jolt his stomach was doing flips

This baby is gonna come out a Olympic medal gymnast.

Millie snorted at what he said.

moxxie snickered and reached over and turned up the volume of his opera cd

Blitz held his mouth and tried to think of something that wouldn't make him want to Yack.
Ew God this opera was so screechy
fuck

"open the window! Open the fucking windo-" just in time millie rolled down the window and he leaned half his body out it

Puking up whatever he had ate

Which wasn't much

He slumped back in his seat and wiped his mouth, letting his exhaustion overtake him

Maybe a quick nap wouldn't hurt

He heard a door slam
He stopped his snoring abruptly

He sat up on high alert

and opened and rubbed his eyes

His eyes landed on the shadowy figure sasheying near the couch

He groaned when he realised the identity of the 9 feet tall demon

"Oh blitzy... your all right!" The owl hurried over and crouched down and hovered over the imp.

he dipped down to cup his face and looked it over for any form of injury.

He smiled when he only saw minor scuffs and his past scars

Blitzo frowned at his affection

"are you uncomfortable at all,can I get you anything..?"

Blitzo huffed and looked up at him annoyed "why are you here?"

"Oh!" He hooted

"Well,your kind employees told me of you not being well and thought It would be best if took care of you..."

blitzo rolled his eyes and muttered a small "figures."

Those backstabbing bitches they snitched to stolas, oh shit did he know?

He crossed his arms.

While letting his head fall on the many pillows stacked beneath his head

Blitzo looked back up at the big bird

Saw his sad expression and sighed "I'm fine alright just work shit, fuck off!."

Stolas took a deep breath and placed his his long palms overtop of blitzo scarred Skin

"Blitzy...I've been meaning to ask you this it's been well...plaguing my mind for the last few monthes..

And we haven't been engaging physically in that time-"

"Just call it sex,
I know we haven't fucked for awhile!"

He lashed out and grumbled under his breath

These goddamn hormones

stolas closed his eyes and sat on the remainder of the couch

"Blitzo what is really wrong...is it me?"

Blitzo eyes went wide and he held a hand to his head frustrated "no!-it's me no its..!"

This didn't seem to help stolas though

"I wish it was easier for you to tell me the truth..."

He grabbed his claw and gently wrapped his talons around it

Blitzo tugged it away and sighed "I have my own reasons stolas" no smart-ass quip or anger he was exhausted truly just
Warn to the bone "do you not wish to continue our arrangement,if so perhaps we could work something out.."

"Stolas!"he definitely said That abit too loud, but stolas was way fucking off track

"Yes?..." The words were there but they wouldn't come out

The bird waited patiently antipating the answer.

"I've been sick and shit and.."

"I know your ill, has this lasted a long time?.."

He nodded
why the fuck couldn't he just say it

stolas leaned in closer

"and its not that I didn't want to fuck you.. I just.."

He pinched the bridge of his nose trying to find the right words

He clenched his claws and blurted it out "I'm pregnant!"

All four of stolas eyes widened in shock

A glimmer of hope shined in his white pupils "is it mine?.."

It seemed like the obvious answer

And he almost wished it was his and not some crime boss he didn't know Jack shit about

"No no its some other bitches!"

Stolas frowned at that "you've been with someone else but me recently?"

"I have my own life stolas." "We fuck, it's a business exchange that's it

Why would he want kids with HIM?

"is it that same demon who hurt you on your trip to the greed ring."

"How did you know about that?-"

"I know everywhere you go using my grimoir I'm able to monitor where it is and has been

As I am its rightful owner.." He trailed off and looked down at blitzo with glossed over eyes

"Blitzy if this pregnancy is troubling you
And you have not a clue on what to d-"

"I know what to do, I'm gonna set up
An appointment and scoop whatever is inside my body."

that...

actually sounded like a good solution

Definitely easier then raising a child that would be his employees sibling

He hadn't even remembered that that was an option to be completely honest

Stolas couldn't help but stare at that

His eyes lit up

I mean he wasn't exactly thrilled to see his imp lover

Pregnant with some other demons child
A luxury,he thought he would possibly be fortunate enough to experience.

he cleared his throat

"Your terminating this pregnancy..?" He needed to be sure.

"Yeah probably?.. I don't fucking know moxxie told me not to contact him or whatever.."He looked away

This was embarrassing and pretty vulnerable for him

"Does your employee know the imp responsible for this..?"

He scoffed "yeah."

Stolas tilted his head in confusion

"How so?" Stolas was probably just curious from the nature of the situation

But blitzo didn't wanna admit the gross truth

The bad truth

The truth being,

he was pregnant and crimson knolastname was the father. He wishes

That maybe this is some dream that he would wake from,

Stolas nodded to his silence picking up
That he didn't wanna speak about it
Anymore then he already had.

Fucking shit.

this sucked.

his shoulders shook,

and he let a soft sob escape him

Stolas soothed him, pulling him into a hug and placing his hand on the back of his head

He held him when he couldn't do anything but cry

And he would just blame it on the hormones

Yup those darn hormones, fucking with his body and shit,

Making him..

Making him cry....

Fuck, those feathers were soft against his skin

Honestly, he could really go for those aftersex cuddles
Even when he didn't stay Long stolas would hold him in his sleep.

And blitzo would pretend to be sleeping, just so he could feel those silky feathers on his back for alittle bit longer, before it was time to dip.

"It's gonna be alright blitz you will be okay.."

"I'll make sure of it" these empty promises for whatever reason just tugged at his heart

"Yeah yeah I know fuck..."

He held onto those feathers just abit tighter and inhaled that colonge that always made him rowdy and ready.

But instead of popping a boner right then and there,

It was comforting and soft and warm.

And the gentle rise and fall of his chest his drooping eyes they overcame him.

 

He fell asleep right in those soft cuddly arms of the prince of hell.

 

"Sweet dreams my love."

He placed a soft chaste kiss on his forhead holding him with a softness like he would break.

Notes:

Sorry if it's not the best.

I've been kinda burnt out on writing especially this but anywhere

Here ya go!

Notes:

Ookkkkay I'll probably add more to this, but it's my first time writing so.....

 

...not sure how, and if this will go over well.