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SI intern ✓ — @ScIencekid • 3m
› hi:) mr. stark said ms. potts said that i could have this account but id have to be careful about what i post because of pr reasons, bleh
→ Pepper Potts ✓ — @CEOofSI • 30s
› Ah, I see the familial resemblance between you and @ASTARK
→ tony ✓ — @ASTARK • 12s
› dont give the kid a damned aneurysm, pep!
→ h ;; ✎ ✓ — @h_quinn • 1m
› are you his other "brain child"?
→ tony ✓ — @ASTARK • 15s
› other kid!!
→ h ;; ✎ ✓ — @h_quinn • 10s
› hey old man
→ SI intern ✓ — @ScIencekid • 30s
› his other what now.
→ h ;; ✎ ✓ — @h_quinn • 25s
› yk, child he sciences w after he breaks into their home
→ SI intern ✓ — @ScIencekid • 20s
› oh! yes:)
→ dora > ☆ ✓ — @pdramusic • 10s
› tony stark breaking into people's homes and adopting genius children was not on my bingo card.
ren ‗ ❍ ✓ — @ireneisironic • 4m
› learning that tony stark, fucking iron man, has two known cases of breaking and entering and they resulted in him adopting, albeit not officially, brain children on a regular Saturday night was not on my itinerary. im sueing for emotional distress. i like having my days planned to a t, and this ruined it. :(
→ NOVA ☄. *. ⋆ ✓ — @verysupernova • 3m
› the fact that it hasnt been denied is baffling me, ngl.
→ dora > ☆ ✓ — @pdramusic • 3m
› no fr because how does a home invasion turn into adoption
→ ren ‗ ❍ ✓ — @ireneisironic • 2m
› im sayin!
→ (rens) charlie — @charliebrown • 2s
› im afraid you just got ratio'd (pov: tony stark denied it)
→ NOVA ☄. *. ⋆ ✓ — @verysupernova • 0s
› you. shut ur mouth.
tony ✓ — @ASTARK • 6m
› Ok, I'm clearing the air once and only once so listen closely. I did not break into @ h_quinn 's home, I broke into his garage. I have cleared this situation with his family, and now it's a joke.
I did not break into @ ScIencekid 's home, I was invited in by his aunt. The reasoning is an inside joke, nothin serious.
ren ‗ ❍ ✓ — @ireneisironic • 12m
› learning that tony stark, fucking iron man, has two known cases of breaking and entering and they resulted in him adopting, albeit not officially, brain children on a regular Satur…
→ dora > ☆ ✓ — @pdramusic • 6m
› oh my fucking god. OH NY GOD. GES SEEN OUR TWEETS @ireneisironic HE QUOTED YOUR TWEET
→ ren ‗ ❍ ✓ — @ireneisironic • 6m
› oh god ih godohgid i think im gonna oassbout
→ cloud ☀️ — @yelloww_clouds • 6m
› appropriate reaction to a stark notice tbh
→ archie 🔥 ✓ — @doctorblue • 5m
› i think my favorite part about this interaction is them forgetting theyre also famous lmao
→ ophelia 🌹 — @themoonsister • 5m
› my friend getting a tony stark notice was not on my bingo card
→ Leo 🦁 ✓ — @leovaldez_ • 5m
› do you want a tony stark notice, ml?
→ ophelia 🌹 — @themoonsister • 4m
› idk, surprise me
→ tony ✓ — @ASTARK • 3m
› hey
→ ophelia 🌹 — @themoonsister • 3m
› hi
James Rhodes ✓ — @WARMACHINE • 10m
› Let it be known that @ASTARK is upset that @themoonsister didn't freak out when he replied to her tweet
→tony ✓ — @ASTARK • 10m
› RHODEY! BETRAYAL! SEE IF U EVER BAKE YOU TRIPLE FUDGE BROWNIES WITH STRAWBERRY JELLY IN THE MIDDLE!
→ James Rhodes ✓ — @WARMACHINE • 10m
› Woah, woah! Let's not be hasty now, haha…
→ vera 🪷📌 ✓ — @thesunsister • 7m
› don't let her calm composure trick you all. she was, in fact, freaking out in our group chat.
→ tony ✓ — @ASTARK • 5m
› hey, i know you! youre that one girl that shamed the rogue avengers into helping with relief work and donating to charity!
→ vera 🪷📌 ✓ — @thesunsister • 5m
› oh gosh, is that really what I'm recognized for?
→ tony ✓ — @ASTARK • 4m
› no, but it was a really memorable experience
→ ophelia 🌹 — @themoonsister • 7m
› proof?
→ vera 🪷📌 ✓ — @thesunsister • 6m
› [image: in this screenshot, there is a groupchat titled' girlies 💗💗' where the previous messages have been blurred until theyre unrecognizable, and the only one's shown are three paragraphs of a contact titled 'ophe 💖' excitedly rambling about her boyfriend 'leo' getting her a tony stark notice.']
→ ophelia 🌹 — @themoonsister • 6m
› you're a horrible, horrible person
pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @peterbp • 12m
› tell me why, as 15 year olds, im still being nicknamed penis? are we not mature? have we not grown past this childish behavior in which one believes himself superior and mocks those of higher intelligence than him?
→ ned 🫥 — @notforsale • 11m
› are you actually subtweeting right now?
→ pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @ peterbp • 10m
› so what if i am?
→ mj 🫧 — @jonesjm • 12m
› respect for indirectly calling him out. you get a 7/10
→ pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @peterbp • 12m
› only seven? :(
→ mj 🫧 — @jonesjm • 11m
› you indirectly called him out. @ him next time, coward.
→ pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @peterbp • 8m
› ok
pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @ peterbp • 4m
› @thompsonE
pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @peterbp • 16m
› tell me why, as 15 year olds, im still being nicknamed penis? are we not mature? have we not grown past this childish behavior in which one believes himself superior and mocks tho…
→ ned 🫥 — @notforsale • 4m
› oh my god, go pete!
→ mj 🫧 — @jonesjm • 4m
› hell yeah. thats what I'm talking about.
→ FLASH ⚡ — @thompsonE • 3m
› Oh, you've done it now, penis! Watch out for tomorrow.
→ pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @peterbp • 3m
› oh, boohoo! cry me a river flash.
→ Betty 🎤 — @BrantBet • 3m
› specifically one called the Nile.
→ FLASH ⚡ — @thompsonE • 3m
› What does that even mean?
→ ned 🫥 — @notforsale • 2m
› denial is a river in egypt, flash.
→ abe 🎩 — @mrfrown • 3m
› you cant be an asshole and stupid, flash. choose a struggle.
Cindy 🌕 — @cmoon • 10m
› i think i just fell a little in love with abe, ngl ..
abe 🎩 — @mrfrown • 25m
› you cant be an asshole and stupid, flash. choose a struggle.
→ sal! — @avrilsally • 9m
› DID HE REALLY SAY THAT TO FLASH? 😭
→ ned 🫥 — @notforsale • 5m
› YES IT WAS SI FUNNY YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT VETTY & OETER SAID
mj 🫧 — @jonesjm • 1h
› ive never been prouder of my best friend @peterbp. @notforsale& i have been tryna get him to stand up for himself for so long and hes finally done it, I fricken smiled.
pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @peterbp • 1h
› oh, boohoo! cry me a river flash.
→ pete's pizzeria 🍕 — @peterbp • 1h
› oh, mj! ned! i knew you guys cared!
→ ned 🫥 — @notforsale • 1h
› why wouldnt we?
→ mj 🫧 — @jonesjm • 1h
› course we do, doofus
SI intern ✓ — @ScIencekid • 50m
› i dont deserve my friends omg i love them so much theyre the best
[gif: The camera zooms in to feature a baby pouting, tears in their eyes as they look into the camera with their beady eyes before promptly bursting into tears. They wail loudly, mouth wide open as they heave and scream their lungs out. The video is captioned 'me rn'.]
→ ali | #1 captain america stan — @livelaughali • 45m
› i want what this kid is on
→ bruce 🤟🏽 — @stonewallwya • 48m
› honestly so relatable
→ dora > ☆ ✓ — @pdramusic • 50m
› me with ren, ren2, nova, archie, charlie, zack, leo, ophelia, vera, elena, robyn, marv, avi, sage, & vivi
→ avi | 🎗️ — @brightskys • 30m
› aw! dora we love u too!!! u deserve us sm
→ robyn ⚡ — @nyghtwing • 20m
› ok. that decides it. MOVIE NIGHT!!!!
→ ren 🎈🎈 ✓ — @soggyhotdogs • 15m
› yes. i can use this as an excuse to make everyone feel single while i cuddle w u ;)
→ zach 🪐 — @zachary_g • 2m
› i hope you know more than half of us are in a committed relationship.
→ h ;; ✎ ✓ — @h_quinn • 34m
› so real of you, mysterious brain child intern
→ quinten — @q-tip • 15m
› you know you mean the world to us, right har?
→ marl! 💖 — @delayedhorse • 10m
› seconded
→ stacy 🧸 — @ gwens • 10m
› thirded (????)
→ h ;; ✎ ✓ — @h_quinn • 3m
› ok yes, i know.
→ quinten — @ q-tip • 15s
› good.
FRIDAY ✓ — @aifriday • 1m
> @ ASTARK , @ ScIencekid , @ WARMACHINE , @ DrStrange
[image: This image is taken from above, in the corner. A dark living room is shown, the only light shining from the flat screen tv hitched on a wall. On the tv, Fast & Furious 8 is paused. Directly across from the tv, on the couches, lay four figures. A small, pale boy with a mop of curly hair lays curled on top of an older, black man who has an arm flopped over the boys back. The boy's face is hidden by the darkness and the overly large MIT hoodie he has on. On the other couch, is a short man laying on a taller man's chest. The smaller, tan man has short brown hair, sleep mused and his face is pressed against the neck of the man under him. The taller, pale man is laying down with an arm under his head and the other hanging uselessly over the edge of the couch. A red blanket, or so it seems, covers the rest of their bodies just as a white fuzzy blanket covers the young boy and the older man.]
→ Pepper Potts ✓ — @CEOofSI • 30s
› Look at our boys, @ HHOGAN
→ happy. ✓ — @HHOGAN • 15s
› Pretty amazing, aren't they?
a ;; ‹𝟹 ✓ — @a_quinn • 5m
> my brother and his pretty awesome friends. @ h_quinn , @ gwens , @ q-tip , @ delayedhorse
[image: This image is taken from the entrance of the living room, face level. There's snacks and drinks littered around the floor and coffee table but miraculously nothing has spilled or left a mess. Four figures can be seen struggling to fit on a tiny fold out couch; they look comfortable nonetheless. A brown skinned girl with a pink silk hair cover is sprawled haphazardly on a black boy, his hair also in a silk hair cover; this one blue. He lays next to a blonde haired boy in a large MIT hoodie, the blonde haired boy is curled against the other boy with his head laying on his shoulder. The black teen has an arm wrapped around the blonde's body. Spooning the pale boy is a pale, redheaded girl with her hair in braids and wearing a cow onesie. The two dark skinned kids are covered by a large blue blanket, while the other two look as though they've kicked off their own grey blanket.]
→ nichole 🥑 — @neuronichole • 2m
› i want that onesie. desperately.
Betty 🎤 — @BrantBet • 1m
> Am I the only one who noticed that both of Tony Stark's "brain children" are wearing MIT hoodies that are obviously not their size? And you know what else? Stark & Rhodey went to MIT. I think I know where those hoodies came from. :)
[image: A side by side depiction of the images posted by @a_quinn and @aifriday. A red circle surrounds the blonde boy in a's photo, and the curly brunette in Friday's. Two white arrows point at Rhodey and Stark, connecting them to a smaller picture of the two at MIT wearing the merch hoodies.]
→ abe 🎩 — @mrfrown • 1m
› huh, youre worryingly observant.
→ Betty 🎤 — @BrantBet • 45s
› Why would it be worry worthy?
→ abe 🎩 — @mrfrown • 40s
› its.. nothing, Betty. don't worry:)
→ liv — @rxbinurheart • 15s
› oh my god. my eyes have been opened.