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𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐋 has added 7 people to a groupchat
Bambi_Hee: What tf is this?
IcePrince_Hoon: What is happening?
Wonnie: Who the hell are you people?
Hello everybody, I've added you all to this group chat for a good reason :𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐋
J_Cat: What the hell is the reason then? 🤨
Ni_kikiki: It better be good
SunshineSunoo: Can we like hurry it up? Cause I got work to get back to
Golden_Jake: Yea, my break is over in like 10 minutes
I added you all to this group chat because I thought you all would make good friends :𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐋
Bambi_Hee: We're only in this groupchat cause you THINK we'll be good friends?
Wonnie: That's fucking bullshit
Ni_kikiki: I agree, this is stupid
Well too bad, you all can't leave anyways
so have fun, introduce yourselves to eachother
Bye 👋
:𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐋
𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐋 has left the chat
IcePrince_Hoon: Guess we're stuck here-
SunshineSunoo: So I guess we should introduce ourselves
Golden_Jake: I mean, we are stuck in this dumb groupchat, so what else are we gonna do?
I'll go first, I guess
Hello everyone, my name Is Heeseung and I am 22 years old
Bambi_Hee:
Golden_Jake: WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF BARK
SunshineSunoo: 😟
J_Cat: Bro, what the hell-
Wonnie: Why is bro barking? 😰
IcePrince_Hoon: Like, we get it bro, he is like absolutely gorgeous and the most beautiful person to ever exist, but that doesn't mean you need to bark ✋️🙄
Ni_kikiki: I didn't know there would be simps in this chat
Wonnie: I want out
Bambi_Hee: I feel like I should be scared right now, but I'm not
SunshineSunoo: You definitely should be scared
J_Cat: Like, I'm concerned you're not scared at all
Bambi_Hee: People have acted a lot weirder towards me
Wonnie: Now i'm even more concerned
Ni_kikiki: I think we should save this topic for another day, even though I'm really intrigued
SunshineSunoo: Who want's to go next?
I'll go next
My name is Jay and I'm 21 years old
I'm not comfortable showing my face
J_Cat:
Wonnie: Well I'm 100% sure you're beautiful, so it's fine if you don't want to show your face
J_Cat: I'm really not that good looking
Ni_kikiki: I swear if I see you ever insult the way you look again, I will find out where you live and proceed to hug you till you feel better
Golden_Jake: Bro just threatened him in the nicest way possible
SunshineSunoo: I can't tell if he's being serious
Bambi_Hee: Trust me he's completely serious, I have a friend like him and they always say things like that
Anyways, I'll go next
My name is Jake and I'm also 21
Golden_Jake:
Bambi_Hee: I think my heart just skipped a beat
IcePrince_Hoon: Same-
Ni_kikiki: Why are there so many simps here-
SunshineSunoo: Can we hurry these intros up? I gotta get back to work soon
I'll go next
My name is Sunghoon, also 21 and I use He/They pronouns
IcePrince_Hoon:
Bambi_Hee: Being in this groupchat is not going to be good for my heart
Golden_Jake: I'm trying so hard not to bark right now-
J_Cat: I never thought I'd witness mutual simping
Wonnie: You and me both
I'll just go next
My name is Sunoo and I'm 20
SunshineSunoo:
Ni_kikiki: I hate complimenting people, but I will say you're quite pretty
IcePrince_Hoon: Weren't just complaining about other people being simps 🤨
Bambi_Hee: I think he's a bit of a hypocrite
Golden_Jake: Hypocrisy at its finest
Ni_kikiki: I was literally just being nice ✋️🙄
J_Cat: Can you idiots stop arguing 😒
I'll go now, to stop this convo happening
My name is Jungwon and I'm 19
Wonnie:
J_Cat: Wow, you're really pretty-
Wonnie: Thank you ^^
Bambi_Hee: I'm convinced we're all simps
SunshineSunoo: Very likely
IcePrince_Hoon: Wouldn't even be surprised
Guess I'm last
My name is Riki, but I mainly go by Niki and I'm 17
Ni_kikiki:
SunshineSunoo: YOU'RE 17 😧
J_Cat: Why is a child in this chat with us 😟
Wonnie: I don't feel like going to jail yet
Golden_Jake: YET-!?
Bambi_Hee: No one is going to jail, and if anyone were to it would be whoever put us in the gc
Ni_kikiki: idk why you guys are freaking out. It's not like you guys are being weirdos towards me
IcePrince_Hoon: It's like 1:30, shouldn't you be in class 🤔
Ni_kikiki: My teacher was being a weirdo like always and I told him to leave me the fuck alone
J_Cat: So you got in trouble because your teacher was being weird and you told him to leave you alone?
Ni_kikiki: yea
SunshineSunoo: Who feels like trying to find out who Niki's teacher is ☺️
IcePrince_Hoon: Me
Bambi_Hee: Guys, I understand being upset bit killing people is illegal
Golden_Jake: Man, fuck the law
Wonnie: I agree, I'll go to jail earlier than I planned in life
J_Cat: I'm still concerned you think you'll go to jail at some point in your life
SunshineSunoo: I'd hate to cut our murder plans short, but I got to get back to work 😞
Golden_Jake: Sadly, me too
Bambi_Hee: We have be talking for a while, I say we all log off and talk more tomorrow
J_Cat: I agree, I also need my mid day nap
Wonnie: What are you, a cat?
Ni_kikiki: What if he secretly was a cat Jungwon?
Wonnie: I'd wonder how he's typing so well
IcePrince_Hoon: Good point
Golden_Jake: Well I guess we should all log off now
J_Cat: Bye everyone
Everyone has logged off
